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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,215 --> 00:00:12,339 Previously on The L Word. 2 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:15,506 - Fuck! - This is beneath you. 3 00:00:15,595 --> 00:00:17,221 It's really nice for once to be with someone 4 00:00:17,305 --> 00:00:18,849 who's a little bit uneducated. 5 00:00:18,974 --> 00:00:21,548 - Maybe you'd like to go out sometime? - You mean, like, on a date? 6 00:00:21,643 --> 00:00:22,759 Yeah, like a date. 7 00:00:24,187 --> 00:00:27,142 - This one here's getting a lot of job offers. - Are you considering it? 8 00:00:27,232 --> 00:00:30,104 I'm actually really just having a good time being home. 9 00:00:30,277 --> 00:00:32,021 - Who was it? - It's Tina. 10 00:00:32,112 --> 00:00:34,319 We're going to go see the therapist together. 11 00:00:34,698 --> 00:00:36,822 - What's going on? - Nothing. 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,117 Don't you dare do that to Jodi. 13 00:00:39,494 --> 00:00:41,322 She already knows there's something wrong. 14 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:43,372 Are you going to tell her it's because of us? 15 00:00:43,457 --> 00:00:46,992 - I'm in love with Tina. - What? Did you say something? 16 00:00:48,587 --> 00:00:51,755 Put this in an envelope, and give it to Niki. 17 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,168 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 18 00:00:57,262 --> 00:01:00,383 - Look, she doesn't have to know, okay? - What? 19 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:05,144 That was the most amazing letter that anyone has ever written to me, 20 00:01:05,229 --> 00:01:08,848 and it made me realize why I wanted to do this film... 21 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:18,149 My mother faced her illness with courage, but was still unable to defeat it. 22 00:01:19,701 --> 00:01:23,118 Unfortunately, her story is all too familiar, 23 00:01:23,205 --> 00:01:26,077 especially to so many of you who are here. 24 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:30,710 So today, we ride in honor of our friends and loved ones 25 00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:33,465 who have succumbed to breast cancer, 26 00:01:33,549 --> 00:01:36,883 and our friends and loved ones who are survivors. 27 00:01:43,308 --> 00:01:45,432 And by being here today, 28 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:47,809 you're not only helping to raise awareness, 29 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:50,733 but you're helping in the quest to find a cure. 30 00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:53,106 You're helping to save lives! 31 00:01:53,193 --> 00:01:56,480 Now, get out there and have an amazing ride! 32 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:06,465 Welcome to the 2008 Subaru Pink Ride! 33 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:13,982 - I am kicking your ass. - Oh, please. 34 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:16,226 What? You think I can't take you? 35 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:17,897 - No. - Give me a break. 36 00:03:17,987 --> 00:03:19,731 - Hey, Tash! - Tasha. 37 00:03:19,822 --> 00:03:23,275 Hey! What's going on? How are you? 38 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,868 What's going on? Alice, this is T, and this is Nicole. 39 00:03:26,954 --> 00:03:29,327 Papi and I, we used to play basketball with them 40 00:03:29,415 --> 00:03:30,531 before I went into the service. 41 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,951 - Hey, the Coco girls put together a team. - Yeah? 42 00:03:33,044 --> 00:03:37,043 - Who's Coco? - Oh, it's a gay club downtown. 43 00:03:37,131 --> 00:03:40,584 Really? I thought I knew all the lezzie clubs. Guess not. 44 00:03:40,676 --> 00:03:43,382 It's mostly black. It's kind of a different scene. 45 00:03:45,973 --> 00:03:47,967 - It's good to see you, Tash. - Oh, yeah, you too. 46 00:03:48,059 --> 00:03:50,218 Coco girls going to give you a run for your money. 47 00:03:50,311 --> 00:03:52,601 - No doubt. - Hey, you come party with us later, yeah? 48 00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:54,148 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll come and find you guys. 49 00:03:54,232 --> 00:03:57,187 - All right, see you. All right. - See you. 50 00:03:57,276 --> 00:04:00,611 Was she... Was she flirting with you? 51 00:04:00,697 --> 00:04:01,860 - Maybe a little. Yeah. - Little bit? Little bit? 52 00:04:01,948 --> 00:04:03,408 - A little bit. - Thought so. 53 00:04:03,491 --> 00:04:06,030 - Jealous? - No. Yeah. 54 00:04:07,829 --> 00:04:13,868 And I have just been told that we're sitting at $2.5 million. 55 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,538 What the fuck? 56 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:19,254 - Hi, Tina. - Niki, what are you doing here? 57 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,168 I'm raising awareness for breast cancer. 58 00:04:21,259 --> 00:04:23,087 Do you know that one in 10 women are diagnosed... 59 00:04:23,177 --> 00:04:24,293 You are supposed to be in L.A. 60 00:04:24,387 --> 00:04:26,048 doing the cover for Rolling Stone magazine. 61 00:04:26,139 --> 00:04:29,972 - Tina, it's fine. Adele rescheduled it. - Oh, you rescheduled it? 62 00:04:30,059 --> 00:04:31,175 Yeah, Jenny asked me to, 63 00:04:31,269 --> 00:04:32,550 but don't worry, Mario, the photographer... 64 00:04:32,645 --> 00:04:34,853 - I know who Mario is. - Mario's hot for Adele. 65 00:04:34,939 --> 00:04:35,972 - No, he's not. - Yeah, he is. 66 00:04:36,065 --> 00:04:37,976 Jenny made Adele hot, and now Mario's totally hot for her. 67 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:40,108 - Nobody's hot. - He's totally in love with you, Adele. 68 00:04:40,195 --> 00:04:41,358 Adele, are you gay? 69 00:04:41,446 --> 00:04:43,985 Shut up, okay? Whatever. Fine. 70 00:04:44,073 --> 00:04:46,779 It would have been good for Lez Girls if you had done it, all right, 71 00:04:46,868 --> 00:04:49,360 but you guys are not supposed to be seen together, okay? 72 00:04:49,454 --> 00:04:53,287 I promised your managers. You're going to get me fired. 73 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:55,119 Tina, it's not like we're going to be having sex 74 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:56,456 on the side of the road. 75 00:04:56,544 --> 00:04:57,826 Here, look, I'll put these on, 76 00:04:57,921 --> 00:04:59,464 and no one will even recognize me, 77 00:04:59,547 --> 00:05:01,007 - all right? - Excuse me. Hi. 78 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:02,752 - Are you Niki Stevens? - Yeah. 79 00:05:02,842 --> 00:05:03,875 - Can we have your autograph? - I quit. 80 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:06,046 - Oh, sure. - I fucking quit. 81 00:05:06,137 --> 00:05:07,253 - Here you go. - We're bringing in awareness 82 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:09,590 around the globe for breast cancer. 83 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:12,471 ...looking fabulous. That's a good one. 84 00:05:15,772 --> 00:05:18,145 - All right, hey, girl... - What? 85 00:05:19,484 --> 00:05:21,110 Why are you here? 86 00:05:21,194 --> 00:05:23,318 Well, I had this great pink shirt, 87 00:05:23,405 --> 00:05:25,114 and it said Subaru on it already, so I figured I'd... 88 00:05:25,198 --> 00:05:26,741 Molly, go home. 89 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:30,989 It's a free country. I can support boobs if I want to. Go boobs! 90 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:32,695 See? 91 00:05:32,789 --> 00:05:35,826 So you flew all the way up here? 92 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:38,374 Shane, Shane, she flew all the way up here 93 00:05:38,461 --> 00:05:43,623 to keep fighting with you, girl. That's true love! That's true love. 94 00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:46,173 Okay, I know it's slightly stalkerish, but if you listen to me... 95 00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:49,382 Molly, I don't want to listen to you. I really don't. 96 00:05:49,472 --> 00:05:51,134 I'm the uneducated one, remember? 97 00:05:51,224 --> 00:05:53,017 Isn't that what you said to your mom? I'm uneducated. 98 00:05:53,101 --> 00:05:54,644 No, no, listen to me. 99 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:57,813 I think those were your exact words, right? No, they were! 100 00:05:57,898 --> 00:05:59,772 I don't want to be your fucking loser fuck-buddy. 101 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:02,979 I really don't. I don't want you to pity me, I don't want you to save me. 102 00:06:03,069 --> 00:06:04,814 I don't want to be your teacher into the gay world. 103 00:06:04,905 --> 00:06:09,153 - I don't want any of it, so just go home. - Five, four, 104 00:06:09,242 --> 00:06:12,280 three, two, one! 105 00:07:28,989 --> 00:07:32,858 - Hey, I need to tell you something. - What? 106 00:07:34,411 --> 00:07:40,616 - You look really great in those pants. - Fuck you. Fuck you. 107 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,713 - Bette? - Yeah? 108 00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:51,636 I don't want Jodi to know about us. 109 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,595 She's going to find out eventually. 110 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,848 No, I mean, I don't want her to know 111 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:59,971 that we were fooling around behind her back. 112 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,892 I mean, it's okay if she thinks that we talked about it, 113 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,357 but I don't want her to think that we acted on it, 114 00:08:07,444 --> 00:08:10,400 you know, before the two of you broke up. 115 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:16,110 I don't want anybody to know. I mean, except for Kit. 116 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:21,040 Yeah, nobody needs to know. That's fine. 117 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,923 She doesn't need to know. 118 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,345 Pull out. To your left. 119 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:49,439 Come on, Tasha! Hurry up! Come on, come on, come on, come on! 120 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,522 - Come on. - You're so slow. Hurry up! 121 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:55,447 - It's a ride, not a race. - Come on! 122 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,658 All right, just go ahead. 123 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:15,513 How long do you think this will last for? 124 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,088 I have no idea, but I am not dressed for this weather. 125 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,975 We love you, Niki! 126 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,810 - Does that ever bother you? - No, most of the time it's funny. 127 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,275 So, how long have you and Jenny been friends for? 128 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,900 - A few years. - Where did you guys meet? 129 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,781 Bette and Tina had a party a few years ago, 130 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,694 and that's when Jenny first moved to L.A. 131 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:40,154 - Oh, yeah, yeah, we shot that scene. - Yes, we did. 132 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,907 Yes. 133 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,751 So, did you guys ever hook up? 134 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,033 - Who, me and Jenny? - Yeah. 135 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,121 - Fuck, no. - Why not? 136 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,084 My friends are always hooking up with each other, so... 137 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,748 No. Not in this case. 138 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,588 - You know, she's really beautiful... - Yes, she is. 139 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:59,179 ...and you're not so bad yourself, so I'm surprised. 140 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:05,680 Well, I figure that just because you can, it doesn't mean you should. 141 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,442 - Hey, where have you been? - What happened? 142 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:14,235 Fuck. My pussy is so numb. 143 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,490 - Listen. - What? 144 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,868 Can you please do something about the stalker? 145 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,499 I don't have to do anything about my stalker. 146 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,663 - Yes, you do. - No. 147 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,993 She's been following you around for 30 miles. 148 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,376 Yeah? Well, that means I have 170 to go. 149 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,920 - Are you going to come with? - No. 150 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,912 - I'll race you. - Fuck. What? 151 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:10,461 Next pit-stop. If I win, you have to listen. If you win, I'll go home. 152 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,542 - All right, you're on. Go! - Shit! 153 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,008 I'm sorry! 154 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:30,933 Just give me another chance, please! I'm sorry, come on! 155 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:37,272 - Come on! - No! 156 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,673 - I love you! - What? 157 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,468 Whoa, wait. 158 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,385 - I won. - No, no, no, no. 159 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,799 What? What, you're in love with me? 160 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,558 - No, I just said that so you'd stop. - You cheated! 161 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,555 So what? I still won! 162 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,688 - My ass is killing me. - Okay, I know I'm a disaster, 163 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:19,024 but you have to listen to me because that was the bet. 164 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,146 Make it fast. 165 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,317 I don't know if I'm gay, I don't know if I'm straight, 166 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,660 but I know that I want to be with you. 167 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:29,198 - We had terrible sex. - No, it was great for me! 168 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,249 You don't just get on a bike and know how to ride it. 169 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:34,787 Same with riding a girl. So I freaked out, big deal! 170 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,917 You've just been with so many girls, you don't remember your first time. 171 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,627 Well, guess what, it was my first time, and it was great, 172 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,177 and it was better than with Richard, and with guys, and with anybody, 173 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,380 and I'm really into you, 174 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,681 and I swear next time, I will so go down on you! 175 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,805 Molly, Molly, you're making a scene. Please. 176 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,689 Seriously, why do you want to be with me? 177 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,234 Think about it, because you've been using me 178 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,693 to get back at your mother the whole time. 179 00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,562 I haven't. I haven't been using you. 180 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:04,275 I've never flown to the Pacific Northwest to chase a girl I barely know, 181 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,777 and I'm here, and I'm really crazy about you, 182 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:11,118 and I need you to give me another chance, even if I'm awful in bed! 183 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,877 I know that I'm still gay 101, but I'm a really fast learner, 184 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,204 and before you know it, I'm going to be in advanced placement gay, 185 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,586 and then graduate-level gay, and fuck law school, 186 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,427 I'll get my doctorate in fucking gay! 187 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,312 - Are you going to stop talking? - Yes. 188 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,892 You promise? 189 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,901 No more pink, though. 190 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,449 Oh, ladies, look at this. 191 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,477 Wow. 192 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,685 So many, there's so many. 193 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,786 We love you, Dana, and we... We miss you every day. 194 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,458 You're in our hearts, Dana. 195 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:50,027 I wish Angie was with us today. She would love this. 196 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,413 Yeah, she would. 197 00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:24,143 God. 198 00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:26,604 Isn't there, like, a hotel or something we could check into? 199 00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:30,477 Girl, and rent a car so we can drive the rest of the way? 200 00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:33,104 Hey. 201 00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:37,860 - Where have you been? - I've been here for, like, two hours already. 202 00:18:37,953 --> 00:18:39,365 - What? - Slowpoke. 203 00:18:39,455 --> 00:18:43,750 - What you been doing? - Hanging out with T and Nicole. 204 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,744 - Oh, yeah? - No? 205 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:49,835 - No, I'm good. - No, we were just talking about old times. 206 00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:51,964 They want us to hang out with them later if you want to. 207 00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:54,543 I think you'd really like them. 208 00:18:54,637 --> 00:18:56,630 I'd kind of like to hang out with everyone here. 209 00:18:56,722 --> 00:18:59,179 I don't know, I wouldn't feel right about leaving, 210 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,975 but you should if you want. 211 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,603 - No, it's cool. - Yeah? 212 00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:05,356 We could just get up with them later in L.A. 213 00:19:05,439 --> 00:19:08,607 - Do I lift it? - Yeah, lift. You have to... 214 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,779 - Hold it. - Okay, I'll hold it. Ready? 215 00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:14,240 No, I got to put this in, hold on... 216 00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:18,743 Oh, my God, look at this! 217 00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,489 - This is so fucking cool! - I love it. 218 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:22,288 Hi, guys. 219 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:25,375 - I thought you might want your privacy. - What the fuck is this, the Taj Mahal? 220 00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:26,954 Oh, hey, Tina, no, no. 221 00:19:27,044 --> 00:19:30,046 I had production make a product placement deal with North Face. 222 00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:33,832 The only thing that we need to do is take a picture of Niki 223 00:19:33,926 --> 00:19:35,042 in front of the tent. Hey, Niki? 224 00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:37,010 - Yeah. - Hi. Will you pose for me? 225 00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:40,845 - Yeah. - Okay, one, two, three. 226 00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:43,848 Beautiful. 227 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,649 - No, this goes in here. - Yeah, I know. 228 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,190 It says you put tab B into slot J. 229 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,568 - But you're doing it wrong. - Look, I'm not an idiot. 230 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,776 I can just... I can follow some simple instructions. 231 00:19:57,867 --> 00:20:01,996 All right, look, and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't second-guess me. 232 00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:11,789 Oh, Christ. 233 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,162 - Adele! - Yeah? 234 00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:15,298 Do you mind just closing the curtains for us, please? 235 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:16,583 Sure. 236 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,352 Oh, my God! 237 00:20:31,817 --> 00:20:36,231 - What kind of bullshit tent is this? - It was on sale at Costco. 238 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,481 And you expect me to have advanced placement lesbian sex 239 00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:39,986 in this shitty runt tent? 240 00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:41,536 Yeah, I do. 241 00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,241 Awesome. 242 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,954 What the hell is that? Is that Jenny's tent? 243 00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,751 Think so. 244 00:20:49,836 --> 00:20:52,162 My God, it looks like a condo. 245 00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:55,707 Yeah, I don't think she got that on sale at Costco. 246 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:01,090 - Come on. - What? 247 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,510 Come on. 248 00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:23,616 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 249 00:21:26,164 --> 00:21:28,490 Adele! We're being killed! 250 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:34,707 Thank you. It's so hard to do this by yourself. 251 00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:39,626 I'm used to putting things together, but Bette wouldn't let me help her. 252 00:21:40,887 --> 00:21:44,886 Yeah, she's kind of OCD. 253 00:21:48,478 --> 00:21:53,271 - Was she moody with you? - Yeah, sometimes. 254 00:21:54,609 --> 00:21:56,484 She can be moody. 255 00:21:56,569 --> 00:22:00,438 Something's going on with her, but I don't know what it is. 256 00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:06,529 - Is Angelica okay? - Yeah, she's... She's fine. 257 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,327 - Voilà. - Thank you. 258 00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:18,549 Have a good day. 259 00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:41,028 - Oh, you faked us out? - Yeah. 260 00:22:44,951 --> 00:22:46,910 - How'd you do on the last hill? - Good. 261 00:22:48,872 --> 00:22:50,782 Oh, my God. I can't stop eating. 262 00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,757 - Hey. - Hi. 263 00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:05,262 - God, do you ever stop working? - No, not really. 264 00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:13,385 So, what's your deal? Are you gay or what? Come on. 265 00:23:17,442 --> 00:23:19,934 - It depends. - Depends on what? 266 00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:24,484 - It depends on who's asking. - I'm asking. 267 00:23:24,574 --> 00:23:27,576 - Are you seeing anyone? - I'm single. 268 00:23:28,495 --> 00:23:30,038 This is great, we should set you up. 269 00:23:30,122 --> 00:23:31,747 Because that's what these rides are for. 270 00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:35,284 I mean, curing cancer and one-night stands. Totally. 271 00:23:37,045 --> 00:23:39,169 You know, I think that... 272 00:23:40,382 --> 00:23:44,796 - I'd prefer to just focus on my work. - Come on, that's boring. 273 00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:49,640 Okay, all right. 274 00:23:49,725 --> 00:23:52,133 Okay, there's somebody that I have my eye on. 275 00:23:52,227 --> 00:23:55,514 - Who? - It's a secret. 276 00:23:55,606 --> 00:23:56,852 Adele! 277 00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:00,860 - Yeah. - Okay, I'm being summoned. 278 00:24:00,944 --> 00:24:02,356 Okay, bye. 279 00:24:24,009 --> 00:24:26,845 I sure hope you know what you're doing. 280 00:24:28,889 --> 00:24:31,844 I have it completely under control. Don't worry about it. 281 00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:35,055 Yeah. Keep telling yourself that, baby girl. 282 00:24:47,157 --> 00:24:49,827 - Hey, you mind if I cut in? - No, yeah. 283 00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:52,829 Thank you. So you talked to Molly. 284 00:24:53,998 --> 00:24:57,368 Yeah. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a pretty face. 285 00:24:57,459 --> 00:25:01,328 - And here I thought you were hard to get. - I'm not hard to get. 286 00:25:01,422 --> 00:25:04,044 Not hard to get, just hard to keep. 287 00:25:06,969 --> 00:25:09,924 I'm... I'm glad you and Jenny worked it all out. 288 00:25:10,014 --> 00:25:12,221 Me too. I totally love her. 289 00:25:39,627 --> 00:25:43,293 Hey. We made a campfire. 290 00:25:47,301 --> 00:25:49,591 What are you thinking about? 291 00:25:51,138 --> 00:25:52,219 I was just... 292 00:25:52,306 --> 00:25:56,768 I was thinking about how crazy it is to see old friends... 293 00:25:56,852 --> 00:25:58,182 - Yeah. - ...you know? 294 00:25:58,271 --> 00:25:59,682 Yeah. 295 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,486 I mean, they were, like, a whole lifetime ago, 296 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:08,406 and then it was all about the military. 297 00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:13,742 And now, I don't know what the hell it's about. 298 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:20,540 You just need to give yourself time to adjust, you know? Figure things out. 299 00:26:29,552 --> 00:26:33,385 - Okay, what do you want to happen? - With what? When? 300 00:26:33,473 --> 00:26:35,965 Like, in the future. I mean, do you want kids? 301 00:26:36,059 --> 00:26:37,222 Do you want to stay in L.A.? 302 00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:39,636 I mean, what would be your ultimate career? 303 00:26:39,729 --> 00:26:41,888 God. 304 00:26:41,981 --> 00:26:44,769 - Just questions. - Just little questions. 305 00:26:49,113 --> 00:26:51,107 I... I guess... 306 00:26:51,199 --> 00:26:55,945 I guess I want kids, eventually, but not now. 307 00:26:56,037 --> 00:26:57,829 I don't think... 308 00:26:57,914 --> 00:27:02,078 And, you know, I'm really excited about this TV show, if I get the job. 309 00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:04,541 I really like it up there, you know? It's exciting. 310 00:27:04,629 --> 00:27:05,828 Yeah. 311 00:27:07,549 --> 00:27:09,507 Why? What do you want? 312 00:27:10,927 --> 00:27:12,885 I want to be with you. 313 00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:18,223 Let's move in together. 314 00:27:20,353 --> 00:27:23,141 - Really? - Yeah. 315 00:27:25,275 --> 00:27:29,024 Okay. Yeah, let's do it. 316 00:27:29,112 --> 00:27:31,070 - Yeah? - Why not? Serious. 317 00:27:33,158 --> 00:27:36,492 This is serious stuff. Don't you think? 318 00:27:40,081 --> 00:27:43,332 I'm not leaving you alone in the tent anymore. 319 00:27:43,418 --> 00:27:45,376 We're supposed to be making s'mores. 320 00:28:00,602 --> 00:28:03,271 - Are you hungry at all? - Yeah. 321 00:28:04,356 --> 00:28:08,900 - Yeah? Want to go? Somewhere else? - You want to go? 322 00:28:08,985 --> 00:28:11,275 - Yeah, I do. - Yeah, let's go. 323 00:28:12,739 --> 00:28:15,492 - You want to eat that? - No, thank you. 324 00:28:19,788 --> 00:28:21,912 - Trying with no hands. - That's so cool! 325 00:28:24,793 --> 00:28:27,285 - Look at Kit's, they're black. - Yeah, totally. 326 00:28:27,379 --> 00:28:30,500 - They're, like, totally burned. - Bette's an expert on everything. 327 00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:33,545 - That's right. - That's too much chocolate! 328 00:28:35,762 --> 00:28:37,341 No, don't waste it... 329 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,843 Oh, man, are you serious? 330 00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:46,057 I bribed the SAG driver to give us a little privacy. 331 00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:48,437 Because your runt tent sucks. 332 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:50,269 - Hey, I tried. - I know. 333 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,193 - It just didn't go very well. - Not hard enough, obviously. 334 00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,466 Is that good? 335 00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:58,210 Yeah. 336 00:30:25,331 --> 00:30:26,826 Any hot tips? 337 00:30:31,837 --> 00:30:33,997 Breathe through your mouth. 338 00:30:34,089 --> 00:30:35,205 - Really? - Really. 339 00:30:35,299 --> 00:30:36,498 Okay. 340 00:30:54,944 --> 00:30:56,225 Here it is! 341 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,148 You bought me a present? 342 00:30:58,239 --> 00:31:01,858 - I'm going to document this moment. - Okay, here we go. 343 00:31:05,246 --> 00:31:07,998 It's a present for both of us. 344 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,449 What? 345 00:31:13,129 --> 00:31:14,921 What do you think? 346 00:31:16,882 --> 00:31:19,421 That's not the reaction that I wanted to elicit. 347 00:31:19,552 --> 00:31:23,420 - Jenny, it's a purple penis. - Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 348 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,966 What am I supposed to do with this? I'm not a dude. 349 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,258 It's fun, and it's... 350 00:31:28,352 --> 00:31:30,595 - Have you ever... Have you ever used... - I know, but it's a fake dick. 351 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,516 - Jenny, I'm not a man... - I know, but what's that? 352 00:31:32,607 --> 00:31:36,308 Are you going to strap me in with this fabulous western harness? 353 00:31:36,819 --> 00:31:39,987 - Listen. Do you like to fuck me? - A lot. 354 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:43,407 So, you're just going to fuck me with that. 355 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,077 Okay, then. 356 00:31:47,163 --> 00:31:48,907 Give me the camera back. I'm directing. 357 00:31:48,998 --> 00:31:50,114 - What? - Yep. 358 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,035 I'm scared about your ideas. 359 00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:56,077 - We are going to make a movie. - We are? 360 00:31:56,172 --> 00:31:58,545 And this is my stage. 361 00:31:58,633 --> 00:32:03,094 - What do you want me to do? - I want you first to take off your pants. 362 00:32:03,971 --> 00:32:06,463 Stop! Don't make me spank you! 363 00:32:08,142 --> 00:32:09,306 - Now? - So bad... 364 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:12,894 I'm not sure how this is not gonna get you the job. 365 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:16,350 That's much better. Now take off your bra. 366 00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:22,986 You're so beautiful. 367 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,576 You're beautiful. 368 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:27,404 You forgot the stilettos, my love. 369 00:32:27,495 --> 00:32:31,541 Oh, yeah. With stilettos on. Fuck! 370 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:57,441 Yes! Very professional here. 371 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:02,646 There we go. Now you look like a director. 372 00:33:02,739 --> 00:33:04,816 Now I mean business, young lady. 373 00:33:04,908 --> 00:33:06,023 Take off your pants. 374 00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:10,448 That's the only way you're going to get your actors to listen to you. 375 00:33:10,538 --> 00:33:13,540 And now, we get back to acting. Give me this. 376 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,377 Okay. 377 00:33:28,181 --> 00:33:30,009 You fogged my lens. 378 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,976 Now, I have something for you. 379 00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:39,651 - It's just a jock. - There we go. 380 00:33:41,861 --> 00:33:44,436 I feel like I'm about to giddyup. 381 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,440 Lube! 382 00:33:48,368 --> 00:33:50,527 - No! No, Jenny... - What? 383 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,281 - Don't! - What? 384 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,078 Now... 385 00:33:57,544 --> 00:33:59,372 Let's make it hard. 386 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,846 I feel like I have a tail. 387 00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:30,737 - I love you. - I love you so much. 388 00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:32,531 Okay, now I'm going to fuck you. 389 00:34:34,915 --> 00:34:38,700 - How are you going to fuck me? - Like a man. 390 00:34:38,794 --> 00:34:40,075 Hard? 391 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:44,383 - So put yourself inside of me. - Okay. 392 00:34:45,258 --> 00:34:48,177 - You have to tell me after, okay? - Okay. That's it. 393 00:34:48,261 --> 00:34:50,931 - I can't feel what I'm doing. - Yeah, there you go. 394 00:34:51,014 --> 00:34:52,723 - Is it in? - Yeah. 395 00:34:54,101 --> 00:34:56,427 - Now just start fucking me. - Don't need any lube. You're so wet. 396 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,015 I am so wet. 397 00:35:02,985 --> 00:35:04,563 - Harder? - Yeah. 398 00:35:06,488 --> 00:35:08,446 I love you fucking me. 399 00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:22,463 Oh, fuck. 400 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:36,017 - I give you an A plus. - Thank you. 401 00:35:36,977 --> 00:35:39,469 Will you come visit me when I go back to school? 402 00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:43,348 Maybe. I don't like the cold, though. 403 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:46,148 - I'll keep you warm. - Okay. 404 00:35:47,488 --> 00:35:49,777 So, what is it, what kind of law is it that you're studying? 405 00:35:49,865 --> 00:35:51,610 I want to be a public defender. 406 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,361 It's not glamorous, and the money sucks, 407 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:57,154 but I think the only way to really effect change is person-to-person. 408 00:35:57,247 --> 00:36:01,377 - So you want to defend the little guy? - Somebody has to. 409 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:05,411 - I would never expect that from you. - I'm full of surprises. 410 00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:10,129 I bet you are. 411 00:36:13,556 --> 00:36:14,932 Oh, fuck. 412 00:36:20,729 --> 00:36:21,929 Okay. 413 00:36:23,065 --> 00:36:26,898 - What do you want me to do? - I don't want you to come yet. 414 00:36:45,004 --> 00:36:47,412 Wait! I don't want to come yet. 415 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:09,070 This was fun. 416 00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,690 - Ghost story? - Ghost story. 417 00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:14,158 I want to tell a ghost story. 418 00:37:14,242 --> 00:37:16,650 Okay, there's this guy, he's a regular guy. 419 00:37:16,744 --> 00:37:20,494 He's a banker, or maybe he's an ad guy, doesn't matter. Forget it. 420 00:37:20,581 --> 00:37:22,871 He's stressed out, that's the important thing. 421 00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:27,289 So he decides to get a cabin in the woods by himself for the weekend. 422 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,457 Why do white people always do that? 423 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:33,132 Especially when they know some crazy, spooky shit's going to happen to them. 424 00:37:33,219 --> 00:37:39,258 So he packs his SUV. He brings things for work, like work stuff, 425 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:43,100 and then he brings books, and he brings his dog, a golden retriever, 426 00:37:43,187 --> 00:37:45,015 and he starts driving up to the mountains. 427 00:37:45,106 --> 00:37:47,563 When he's driving, he hears on the radio 428 00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:50,688 that an inmate has escaped from a local insane asylum... 429 00:37:50,778 --> 00:37:52,357 - That's such bullshit. - You're not telling 430 00:37:52,447 --> 00:37:55,235 a homicidal maniac escapes from the insane asylum story, you're not. 431 00:37:55,324 --> 00:37:56,820 - Just wait for it. Just wait. - Okay. 432 00:37:56,909 --> 00:38:00,991 So he hears this news, he doesn't care. Whatever, he just wants to go relax. 433 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,453 He has a fantastic day at the cabin. 434 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:08,334 Does all sorts of adventurous things, and at night, he's exhausted. 435 00:38:08,796 --> 00:38:12,747 So he passes out on the couch. He's reading a book, he's gone. 436 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:15,049 In the middle of the night, he wakes up. 437 00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:20,558 He hears this really weird sound, and it's just like, "Drip, drip, drip." 438 00:38:21,935 --> 00:38:24,343 He's too tired to get up and see what it is. 439 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:28,222 So he calls his dog over. His dog licks his hand. 440 00:38:28,316 --> 00:38:31,353 He feels better, he feels comfort, then he falls back to sleep. 441 00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:35,146 A couple of hours later, he hears the same sound. 442 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,740 He wakes up, and he's like, "There's the dripping. Again." 443 00:38:38,827 --> 00:38:41,283 - Drip... - Drip, drip, drip. 444 00:38:41,371 --> 00:38:43,530 But he's still way too tired to get up. 445 00:38:43,623 --> 00:38:48,749 Dog comes over, he licks his hand, he feels better, falls back asleep. 446 00:38:48,837 --> 00:38:51,506 So that morning, the sun comes up. 447 00:38:51,589 --> 00:38:57,261 It's very bright in the room. He looks over. He sees a giant pool of blood. 448 00:38:58,430 --> 00:39:02,215 He starts screaming. He looks up, his dog, the golden retriever, 449 00:39:02,308 --> 00:39:05,429 is impaled by the chandelier hanging from above. 450 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,850 The blood is gushing down, dripping. There's the drip sounds. 451 00:39:09,941 --> 00:39:13,192 He looks over, and there's a little note. 452 00:39:13,278 --> 00:39:18,653 He picks it up. It's written in blood, and it reads, "People can lick, too." 453 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:21,285 You know it's good! 454 00:39:23,371 --> 00:39:27,322 It's good! It's true. No, it's actually a true story. 455 00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:30,123 - My grandmother told us that story. - It's not real. 456 00:39:30,211 --> 00:39:31,837 It's not scary. 457 00:39:37,886 --> 00:39:41,303 - That's so stupid! - I could tell by the screams. 458 00:39:41,389 --> 00:39:43,383 - Whatever. - Stupid, stupid, stupid. 459 00:39:43,475 --> 00:39:46,263 I tried. It seemed funny when I bought it. 460 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:50,221 - Did you get those at the 99¢ Store? - And a few other specialty items. 461 00:39:50,315 --> 00:39:53,767 - Well, it took you long enough. - Made enough noise. 462 00:39:54,986 --> 00:39:56,945 - How old are we, 12? - Guys, let's play a game. 463 00:39:58,740 --> 00:40:00,650 - Yes. We'll play a game. - Yeah, let's play truth or dare. 464 00:40:00,742 --> 00:40:01,906 - Totally! Yes, yes, yes. - No. 465 00:40:01,993 --> 00:40:04,283 Oh, come on. Truth or dare is so awesome. 466 00:40:04,371 --> 00:40:06,744 You always end up running around naked and humiliated. It's stupid. 467 00:40:06,832 --> 00:40:08,660 I got one, I got one. How about we play "I never"? 468 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,744 Oh, that is good. Yeah, let's play that. 469 00:40:10,836 --> 00:40:12,117 - How do you play? - You go around the circle, 470 00:40:12,212 --> 00:40:17,005 and you start with a statement, "I never," like, "I've never eaten potato chips," 471 00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:18,587 okay, and then if you have, you drink, 472 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,421 - so it's the opposite. - Right. But you do things less lame 473 00:40:20,512 --> 00:40:23,715 - than "I ate a potato chip." - Well, yeah, obviously. Shut up. 474 00:40:23,807 --> 00:40:27,972 Yeah, okay. Okay, I'll go first, I'll go first. 475 00:40:28,061 --> 00:40:31,396 I've never slept with a girl. 476 00:40:31,481 --> 00:40:35,101 - And then you drink. - So you drink when it's opposite. 477 00:40:39,781 --> 00:40:42,783 Adele, I knew it. You do sleep around with girls. 478 00:40:42,868 --> 00:40:45,324 - I do. - Girls, huh? 479 00:40:45,412 --> 00:40:48,367 What? I said maybe. 480 00:40:48,457 --> 00:40:51,459 Okay, go, Adele. Go. Your turn. 481 00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:54,462 I never lie about who I'm sleeping with. 482 00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:07,091 - You? - Well, I did that one time. 483 00:41:07,184 --> 00:41:11,099 - Oh, Henry, yes. - Yeah, don't remind me. 484 00:41:11,188 --> 00:41:14,938 Okay, come on, lesbos, let's amp it up. This is lame. 485 00:41:15,025 --> 00:41:16,770 - Fuck, yeah. - Yeah, they're getting boring. 486 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,735 All right, Tina, go. 487 00:41:20,614 --> 00:41:24,399 - I've never had sex in a public place. - Will somebody bring me a bucket? 488 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,697 Okay, wait, wait, wait. What constitutes public? 489 00:41:28,789 --> 00:41:31,281 - Like a bathroom stall? - Nothing with a door counts. 490 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:34,710 Like, not a bathroom, or at a party, or anything. 491 00:41:35,879 --> 00:41:37,540 Really? In a car? 492 00:41:37,631 --> 00:41:42,425 - Jenny, you go. - Okay, I'm just getting drunk over here. 493 00:41:43,637 --> 00:41:46,723 How about I've never been in love. 494 00:41:59,195 --> 00:42:01,983 Elicit a reaction from the group. 495 00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:06,868 - You've never been in love? - Who's next? 496 00:42:06,952 --> 00:42:09,076 - All right. Can I go? - I don't think so. 497 00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:12,747 Maybe I have, but I'm not really sure what that is. 498 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:16,784 Okay, I never cheated on a girlfriend. 499 00:42:24,261 --> 00:42:27,299 - Who'd you cheat on? - Michelle. 500 00:42:27,390 --> 00:42:29,882 - The one? - Yeah. 501 00:42:29,975 --> 00:42:32,183 I kissed another girl 502 00:42:32,269 --> 00:42:34,144 while I was going out with my first girlfriend. 503 00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:36,603 - That'll do it. - Kissing isn't like cheating-cheating. 504 00:42:36,691 --> 00:42:38,067 - It's not, you know... - Yes, it is. 505 00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:39,811 - Kissing is cheating! - Well, yeah. 506 00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:43,023 - Totally cheating. Kissing? - It totally is. 507 00:42:43,114 --> 00:42:44,490 - No. - I don't know. 508 00:42:44,573 --> 00:42:47,279 Jodi's saying, "I think it depends on the agreement 509 00:42:47,368 --> 00:42:48,828 "between the people in the relationship. 510 00:42:48,911 --> 00:42:50,704 "I don't want the world, making, you know, judgments 511 00:42:50,788 --> 00:42:52,164 "on what I should do in my relationship." 512 00:42:52,248 --> 00:42:56,875 But nobody likes to be fucked around, like, behind their back. 513 00:42:56,961 --> 00:42:59,085 - I don't know. - I don't think kissing counts. 514 00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:01,710 It's not cheating, nor do I think sleeping with someone. 515 00:43:01,799 --> 00:43:02,831 Fucking? 516 00:43:02,925 --> 00:43:04,883 Well, you know, unless you sleep with a person more than once. 517 00:43:04,969 --> 00:43:08,256 - More than once? - Oh, my, God, that's so stupid. 518 00:43:12,435 --> 00:43:14,808 - Not in my book, it's not. - No, no, I agree with Shane. 519 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,185 I mean, messing around is just messing around, right? 520 00:43:17,273 --> 00:43:20,026 I mean, you can still be loyal to someone in your heart and... 521 00:43:20,109 --> 00:43:21,688 - I mean, what's the big deal? - Right. 522 00:43:21,778 --> 00:43:26,939 - Wow, you guys have great morals. - Yeah. 523 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:28,658 I agree with Jodi. 524 00:43:28,743 --> 00:43:32,955 I think that it depends on your agreement as a couple. 525 00:43:33,039 --> 00:43:35,875 So if you guys say that you're in a monogamous relationship, 526 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,537 then you're in a monogamous relationship, 527 00:43:37,627 --> 00:43:40,201 and I think that if you're in an open relationship, 528 00:43:40,296 --> 00:43:41,460 then you're in an open relationship. 529 00:43:41,547 --> 00:43:43,755 Like when you cheated on me with Claude? 530 00:43:43,841 --> 00:43:46,843 - Jenny! - Who's Claude? 531 00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:49,301 - The French girl. - We were broken up. 532 00:43:49,389 --> 00:43:50,967 - What? - I don't want to... 533 00:43:51,057 --> 00:43:52,173 Anyways... 534 00:43:52,267 --> 00:43:55,601 I don't know, I think sexual jealousy always weighs down a relationship. 535 00:43:55,687 --> 00:44:00,017 - That's because you're a ho. - I ain't a ho, bitch. 536 00:44:00,108 --> 00:44:03,359 - Kind of. - Don't you go projecting. 537 00:44:03,444 --> 00:44:05,652 So does that mean that I could sleep with any one of your friends, 538 00:44:05,738 --> 00:44:07,020 and you wouldn't care? 539 00:44:07,115 --> 00:44:09,523 Not if you came home to me afterward, no. 540 00:44:09,617 --> 00:44:10,994 - Really? - Smile. 541 00:44:11,077 --> 00:44:12,786 - No. - Let me see. 542 00:44:14,664 --> 00:44:16,539 Oh, my God, you guys are on crack. 543 00:44:16,624 --> 00:44:20,623 Like, fucking is cheating, kissing is cheating, 544 00:44:20,712 --> 00:44:23,667 whether you do it 40 times or once, it's cheating. 545 00:44:23,756 --> 00:44:26,924 - I agree, yeah. Word. - Come on! Crazy people. 546 00:44:27,010 --> 00:44:29,169 - Cheating! - And thinking is cheating. 547 00:44:29,262 --> 00:44:30,841 Oh, my God! 548 00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:32,011 - Thinking? - Thinking? 549 00:44:32,098 --> 00:44:35,017 What? Yes! If you're thinking about having sex 550 00:44:35,101 --> 00:44:38,187 with somebody besides your partner and flirting with them, that's intimacy 551 00:44:38,271 --> 00:44:39,683 that you're giving somebody else 552 00:44:39,773 --> 00:44:40,972 - besides your partner. - Oh, my God... 553 00:44:41,066 --> 00:44:43,474 - It's cheating! What? - Thinking? 554 00:44:44,361 --> 00:44:46,817 Okay. What about... 555 00:44:46,905 --> 00:44:51,900 Okay, who here, put up your hand thinks that kissing's cheating. 556 00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:54,117 No, I don't. 557 00:44:54,204 --> 00:44:56,873 Well, if thinking's cheating, then kissing's definitely cheating. 558 00:44:56,957 --> 00:45:00,160 - Yeah, I think kissing's cheating. - Definitely. 559 00:45:03,588 --> 00:45:06,341 Bette, what do you think? You didn't raise your hand. 560 00:45:06,424 --> 00:45:09,628 I don't know, I just... I think it's a trap to judge. 561 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,805 I mean, I think there are different situations, 562 00:45:12,889 --> 00:45:17,469 - and you can't really categorically... - Oh, my God, that is such a non-answer. 563 00:45:17,561 --> 00:45:20,598 Bette, 'cause she was a big old cheater. 564 00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:23,358 - Alice... - Oh, give her a break, come on. 565 00:45:23,441 --> 00:45:26,479 - I'm not... I'm not judging. - You know, who's got the next "I never"? 566 00:45:26,570 --> 00:45:27,769 Yeah, who's got the next one? 567 00:45:27,863 --> 00:45:29,903 - Let's just keep playing. - Bette, come on, I mean, you cheat. 568 00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:32,233 You were a giant cheater. It's not... It was a phase. 569 00:45:32,325 --> 00:45:34,236 I'm not saying you are now, but, like, you cheated on Tina, 570 00:45:34,327 --> 00:45:37,780 you cheated on me. I mean, you cheated. 571 00:45:37,873 --> 00:45:41,622 There was a lot of cheating. Right? You guys, come on! 572 00:45:41,710 --> 00:45:45,329 You saw it. You were there. She was cracking through 'em. 573 00:45:45,422 --> 00:45:48,625 Ginormous cheater. Okay, leave me alone. Sorry. 574 00:45:49,718 --> 00:45:51,094 Were you? 575 00:45:53,221 --> 00:45:55,262 Are you cheating on me? 576 00:46:03,565 --> 00:46:05,725 Tina, where are you going? 577 00:46:07,527 --> 00:46:08,857 Bette... 578 00:46:28,632 --> 00:46:30,008 Oh, fuck. 579 00:46:31,593 --> 00:46:34,595 - Jodi! Jodi! - Fuck. Fuck. 580 00:46:35,681 --> 00:46:37,888 - Nice. - Fucking nice, Bette. 581 00:46:42,104 --> 00:46:44,773 What... What the fuck just happened? 582 00:46:46,775 --> 00:46:48,650 Did I... I was kidding. 583 00:46:56,410 --> 00:46:57,691 Jodi. 584 00:47:00,998 --> 00:47:02,279 Jodi... 585 00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:06,329 Fuck. Jodi! 586 00:47:17,348 --> 00:47:21,346 She doesn't want to see you, Bette. She wants you to go away. 587 00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:43,534 - Tina? What the fuck? - What's going on? 588 00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:50,037 - I don't want to talk about it. - Are you having an affair with Bette? 589 00:47:50,131 --> 00:47:53,216 - Since when? - Maybe a month. 590 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:54,333 - A month? - A month? 591 00:47:54,427 --> 00:47:56,716 - Why didn't you tell me? - Because you have a big mouth. 592 00:47:56,804 --> 00:47:58,003 Shit. 593 00:48:02,393 --> 00:48:03,639 Are you guys getting back together? 594 00:48:03,728 --> 00:48:07,857 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck we're doing. 595 00:48:07,940 --> 00:48:11,725 - Wow. This is fucking crazy. - Crazy. 596 00:48:11,819 --> 00:48:14,192 I never saw this coming. Ever. 597 00:48:18,117 --> 00:48:20,276 What the fuck... What the fuck is wrong with you? 598 00:48:20,369 --> 00:48:23,704 - I don't know. It just happened. - Shit like this don't just happen. 599 00:48:23,789 --> 00:48:26,163 I mean, you don't wake up with somebody by accident. 600 00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:27,662 - Did you forget? - Forget what? 601 00:48:27,752 --> 00:48:29,626 How terrible your relationship with Tina was? 602 00:48:29,712 --> 00:48:34,042 I mean, you were miserable! You hated each... You hated each other. 603 00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:37,591 Okay, maybe, I don't know, 604 00:48:37,678 --> 00:48:40,514 maybe the sex just totally made you lose your mind. I don't know. 605 00:48:40,598 --> 00:48:42,592 You know, you and Jodi had this wonderful shot, 606 00:48:42,683 --> 00:48:43,764 - something really, really... - No, we didn't. 607 00:48:43,851 --> 00:48:45,560 - ...really healthy and good together. - We never had a shot. 608 00:48:45,645 --> 00:48:48,848 - And then you went and fucked it up! - Jodi and I never had a shot. 609 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:51,266 We didn't. It wasn't working. 610 00:48:56,155 --> 00:48:57,650 I love Tina. 611 00:48:59,325 --> 00:49:01,366 I've always loved Tina. 612 00:49:04,622 --> 00:49:09,534 And I know this turned out so badly, and I didn't mean it to happen this way. 613 00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:14,920 I know that I'm going about it all wrong, but I'm doing it for the right reasons. 614 00:49:15,007 --> 00:49:17,630 I was trying to do the right thing. 615 00:49:21,139 --> 00:49:24,094 Yeah, well, you know, it sounds like you're doing what's right for Bette. 616 00:49:24,183 --> 00:49:26,936 You know, it's what's right for Bette. 617 00:49:31,149 --> 00:49:33,771 Jodi is going to be devastated. 618 00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:35,853 She moved her whole life out here to be with Bette. 619 00:49:35,945 --> 00:49:37,488 I'm not trying to guilt-trip you, T, I swear. 620 00:49:37,572 --> 00:49:41,701 I didn't want it to happen this way, okay? I didn't even want to come on this trip. 621 00:49:41,784 --> 00:49:46,079 - I didn't want it to happen... - Are you in love with Bette? Again? 622 00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:50,539 I've always been in love with her, 623 00:49:50,627 --> 00:49:53,296 and I feel like an asshole that I'm doing this to Jodi, 624 00:49:53,379 --> 00:49:56,631 but I just want her back. And I'm scared, 625 00:49:56,716 --> 00:50:00,382 'cause I know we're just going to, like, probably fuck it up, 626 00:50:00,470 --> 00:50:02,428 but I have to do it, you know? I can't help it. 627 00:50:02,514 --> 00:50:04,970 It's something that I can't help. I want to be with her. 628 00:50:05,058 --> 00:50:06,257 Okay. 629 00:50:09,312 --> 00:50:12,515 You guys, you know, you belong together. 630 00:50:13,691 --> 00:50:15,187 Yep, you do. 631 00:50:15,985 --> 00:50:18,940 - You always have. - It's true. 632 00:50:20,323 --> 00:50:22,233 I fucking hate women. 633 00:50:23,493 --> 00:50:25,036 Yeah, well... 634 00:50:29,082 --> 00:50:31,621 That's some fucked up shit, Tina. 635 00:50:44,055 --> 00:50:45,515 Drama-rama. 636 00:50:48,059 --> 00:50:49,852 It's so difficult. 637 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,442 Bette and Tina should have stayed together. 638 00:50:58,236 --> 00:51:01,274 They should have had the courage to work it out, 639 00:51:01,364 --> 00:51:05,031 instead of just running away from each other like that. 640 00:51:07,245 --> 00:51:10,580 Fuck! Instead of wreaking all this fucking havoc. 641 00:51:16,213 --> 00:51:19,380 - Well, we came back to each other. - Yeah. 642 00:51:19,466 --> 00:51:22,468 And that's all that matters. 643 00:51:22,552 --> 00:51:27,346 Well, I'm in no position to judge. Love makes people so insane. 644 00:51:30,477 --> 00:51:34,392 Do you know that my friends think I'm out of my mind 645 00:51:34,481 --> 00:51:37,234 for falling in love with you? 646 00:51:37,317 --> 00:51:41,019 Well, they don't know us. We're different, Jenny. 647 00:51:47,035 --> 00:51:51,532 Do you think this is going to be one of those movie things, 648 00:51:54,084 --> 00:51:57,371 or do you think we're actually going to make it? 649 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,334 We're going to make it. 650 00:52:04,303 --> 00:52:08,052 And I'm going to love you forever. 651 00:52:15,147 --> 00:52:16,559 I promise. 652 00:53:38,189 --> 00:53:41,890 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 653 00:54:24,068 --> 00:54:25,861 They left already. 654 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:30,064 Jodi wanted to ride home alone. 52578

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