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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,828 Previously on The L Word. 2 00:00:11,883 --> 00:00:14,885 This celibacy thing is like a master cleanse to my body. 3 00:00:14,969 --> 00:00:16,548 You got to try it. 4 00:00:16,638 --> 00:00:19,593 Shane... Shane! 5 00:00:19,682 --> 00:00:23,053 Remember our plan, if we ever get out of here. 6 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:26,812 I just want to say, you know, goodbye. 7 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,519 Wait, wait, isn't there going to be a trial? 8 00:00:28,608 --> 00:00:30,020 Am I ever going to see you again? 9 00:00:31,903 --> 00:00:33,103 I want to stay in the service. 10 00:00:33,196 --> 00:00:35,439 You should have thought of that before you decided to be a lesbian. 11 00:00:35,532 --> 00:00:36,944 What do we have to do to win this thing? 12 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:39,241 I have to lie. 13 00:00:39,369 --> 00:00:40,829 Hey, Alice, can I talk to you for a second? 14 00:00:40,913 --> 00:00:43,286 - No, not right now. - I made a podcast. 15 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:45,332 There's nothing wrong with meeting people on the Internet. 16 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:46,996 It's just hard to find someone after Bette. 17 00:00:47,086 --> 00:00:48,711 She set the bar. 18 00:00:49,922 --> 00:00:52,675 I don't know. What do you wear on a date with a heart doctor? 19 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,048 We'll take that money. 20 00:00:59,223 --> 00:01:00,635 They took my whole week. 21 00:01:00,725 --> 00:01:03,181 Lez Girls is your creation. 22 00:01:03,269 --> 00:01:06,472 She's the only person who could possibly direct the picture. 23 00:01:06,564 --> 00:01:09,139 Directing? Lez Girls? 24 00:01:13,113 --> 00:01:14,608 Rolling... 25 00:01:14,698 --> 00:01:17,818 Jorinda Garber, reading for the part of Jesse. 26 00:01:17,909 --> 00:01:20,236 Jesse, I'm in love with you. 27 00:01:20,328 --> 00:01:23,781 Vipers don't love, Karina, they poison. 28 00:01:23,874 --> 00:01:27,077 I still feel your venom coursing through my veins. 29 00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:30,372 You used me as a pawn in your twisted relationship. 30 00:01:30,464 --> 00:01:33,300 How many girls have you and Frances destroyed 31 00:01:33,383 --> 00:01:37,085 to tell your sordid stories to each other as foreplay? 32 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:39,339 - You don't understand. - I understand. 33 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:41,840 I understand enough to know that I despise you! 34 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:44,141 You're the only one that I've ever felt this way about. 35 00:01:44,228 --> 00:01:46,720 Liar! Fucking liar! 36 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:51,356 Liar! You're a fucking liar! 37 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,153 No, Karina, I absolutely... 38 00:01:53,237 --> 00:01:54,780 I hate you so much, Karina. 39 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,533 I absolutely hate you! I really... 40 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,073 I can't... 41 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,119 I love you. 42 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,827 I love you. I love you... 43 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,005 Cut. 44 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,927 That was great, Niki. 45 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,680 How many girls have you and Frances fucked 46 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,556 in order to tell sordid stories to each other 47 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,133 as part of some fucking foreplay? 48 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:26,145 You're really fucked up, you know that? 49 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,307 That was awesome. 50 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,938 That was totally amazing. I loved it. 51 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,294 Good job. All right, Kit! 52 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:38,011 Switch up for a second. I'll just show you. 53 00:03:38,095 --> 00:03:41,631 When you drop down, use your legs, use your full force... 54 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:44,430 - I don't want to go to SheBar. - Why? 55 00:03:44,519 --> 00:03:48,897 'Cause I'm not interested in L.A.'s first superhot girls-only club 56 00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:51,224 - straight out of Miami. - It'll be fun. 57 00:03:51,317 --> 00:03:54,105 - No, it's going to be boring. - I heard they sunk a lot of money into it. 58 00:03:54,195 --> 00:03:55,738 Are you going to go, Shane? 59 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:57,776 - I don't know. I haven't decided yet. - Come on. 60 00:03:57,866 --> 00:03:59,740 When's the last time you missed a club opening? 61 00:03:59,826 --> 00:04:01,072 It's going to be torture for her. 62 00:04:01,161 --> 00:04:02,822 I never said that. 63 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:06,415 I just said I haven't decided yet, and that's all. 64 00:04:06,499 --> 00:04:10,000 - How come you're not going, Alice? - 'Cause Tasha can't be out in a lezzie bar, 65 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:13,788 and I got invited to a Barry Burd party with a guest. 66 00:04:13,882 --> 00:04:15,543 The entertainment lawyer? 67 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:17,544 Yeah, you know, he's famous for those velvet mafia 68 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:19,428 underground-type parties 69 00:04:19,513 --> 00:04:21,590 for all the closeted Hollywood homos, 70 00:04:21,682 --> 00:04:23,474 and it's fascinating because before you go into the party, 71 00:04:23,559 --> 00:04:26,430 you have to sign a non-disclosure form. It's crazy. 72 00:04:30,024 --> 00:04:31,852 - Nice work. Okay. - Way to go, Kit. 73 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:33,770 Can everyone grab a partner and some pads? 74 00:04:33,861 --> 00:04:37,196 We're going to line up facing each other and go over some punching techniques. 75 00:04:37,281 --> 00:04:39,156 Why don't you want to go? 76 00:04:39,242 --> 00:04:42,445 I've never been to one of the L.A. lesbian clubs before, 77 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:44,661 except for The Planet on Thursday nights. 78 00:04:44,747 --> 00:04:46,159 That's my point. 79 00:04:46,249 --> 00:04:49,951 I don't want to go to a bar that's in direct competition with my sister. 80 00:04:50,044 --> 00:04:51,540 But it's not in competition. 81 00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:53,422 I mean, there's enough room for everybody, 82 00:04:53,506 --> 00:04:57,457 and besides, it's so important to support women's businesses. 83 00:04:57,552 --> 00:05:01,136 Just like it's so important that you guys are here supporting me today. 84 00:05:01,223 --> 00:05:03,181 We're here because we love you, 85 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:05,094 and because we were so freaked out by the robbery. 86 00:05:05,185 --> 00:05:07,511 All right, everyone! Bring your right foot back. 87 00:05:07,604 --> 00:05:11,389 Left foot forward. Left hands up, okay? Protect your face. 88 00:05:11,483 --> 00:05:13,477 When you're ready, you're going to scream and defend. 89 00:05:13,569 --> 00:05:14,945 No! 90 00:05:15,028 --> 00:05:16,488 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 91 00:05:16,572 --> 00:05:18,364 No! No! 92 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:21,201 - Here we go. - No! 93 00:05:21,285 --> 00:05:23,362 - No! - Oh, God... 94 00:05:23,454 --> 00:05:24,570 Okay. 95 00:05:24,747 --> 00:05:26,539 Who owns SheBar, anyway, you guys? 96 00:05:26,624 --> 00:05:28,036 It's those girls from Miami. 97 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,617 You know, they're a couple. Dawn Denbo, Cindi something-or-other. 98 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:31,957 They're, like, infamous party girls. 99 00:05:32,046 --> 00:05:34,170 Hey, Shane, don't you think she's hot? 100 00:05:34,257 --> 00:05:36,215 The trainer? 101 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:39,006 She's got the abs, she's got the ass... 102 00:05:39,095 --> 00:05:40,756 No, I don't! 103 00:05:43,516 --> 00:05:45,095 "No," right? No. 104 00:05:45,184 --> 00:05:47,225 Okay! All right! 105 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:50,100 So I think that the bar is going to be crazy 106 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:53,393 because all the lesbians in Hollywood want to be in the movie. 107 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:55,229 I wouldn't worry about it too much, Jenny. 108 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,899 Fuck off. 109 00:05:56,988 --> 00:05:59,480 My agent's like, "You should wear a T-shirt 110 00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:02,576 "that says, 'Sorry, Natalie Portman has the job.'" 111 00:06:02,661 --> 00:06:06,197 Natalie passed. We're going with Niki Stevens. 112 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:08,449 No, you're not. 113 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,251 No! Why didn't you tell me? 114 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:12,662 It happened late last night. 115 00:06:12,755 --> 00:06:14,713 Let's switch up. Switch up, okay? 116 00:06:14,798 --> 00:06:16,839 Other person wear the pads. 117 00:06:16,926 --> 00:06:19,595 Tina, are you going to go to SheBar? 118 00:06:19,678 --> 00:06:20,842 Yeah, I think so. 119 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:23,007 I thought you were going to meet Brenda there. 120 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:24,558 Who's Brenda? 121 00:06:25,768 --> 00:06:28,640 Just this girl I went out with last week. 122 00:06:28,729 --> 00:06:29,810 She's a heart surgeon. 123 00:06:29,897 --> 00:06:32,603 She's hot, talks dirty in bed. 124 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,317 Dirty talking? Nice. 125 00:06:34,402 --> 00:06:36,941 You slept with her on the first date? 126 00:06:37,488 --> 00:06:39,945 Yeah, I did, actually. 127 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,611 Now you're going to go to SheBar with her? 128 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,446 I don't know. She was going anyway. 129 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,162 I just thought I'd meet her there. 130 00:06:45,246 --> 00:06:47,157 Since we're both going. 131 00:06:47,248 --> 00:06:48,792 She's hot. I like her. 132 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,121 No! 133 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,085 What the fuck, Bette? 134 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:53,547 I'm sorry. I'm just playing. 135 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,003 All right, everyone, let's all put the pads down. 136 00:06:56,091 --> 00:06:57,634 Okay? 137 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,379 - Shane? - Yeah? 138 00:06:59,469 --> 00:07:01,428 Can I use you for a second? 139 00:07:01,513 --> 00:07:02,843 Yeah. 140 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,515 Teacher's calling. 141 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,096 Someone's in trouble. 142 00:07:07,186 --> 00:07:10,022 Come on over. All right, I just want to use you for a demo over here. 143 00:07:10,105 --> 00:07:13,522 Okay, come on over. Behind me. Nice and close. 144 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:15,852 Okay, all the way in. All the way in. 145 00:07:15,945 --> 00:07:17,404 Okay, when a perpetrator grabs you from behind... 146 00:07:17,488 --> 00:07:21,783 I don't know. I think we should sign Angelica up for a self-defense class. 147 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:25,487 Let's just wait till she gets out of the stroller first. 148 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:27,823 Grab the wrist, twist over, 149 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,158 palm heel into the nose, knee into the groin. 150 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:32,209 Summer, what if this motherfucker has a gun? 151 00:07:32,295 --> 00:07:34,170 If they have a gun, you do what they say, okay? 152 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:37,091 But if you have a chance to run, you do it, okay? 153 00:07:37,175 --> 00:07:38,339 Run to safety. 154 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:40,301 Well, let's partner up and try this, okay? 155 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:42,594 We got to learn these skills, okay? 156 00:07:42,681 --> 00:07:45,350 One person behind. The other person's going to come in front. 157 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:46,679 You're going to hold on nice and tight. 158 00:07:46,768 --> 00:07:49,225 Okay, grip. Grip nice and tight. You okay? 159 00:07:49,312 --> 00:07:50,476 - Yup. - Okay. 160 00:07:50,564 --> 00:07:52,225 Go ahead, nice and tight. Grip her. 161 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:54,772 You're the attacker. I'm sure you can hold on tighter than that. 162 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:57,352 Okay, person in the front, what we're going to do is... 163 00:07:57,446 --> 00:07:59,486 I think Summer likes you. 164 00:07:59,573 --> 00:08:01,033 Would you please shut the fuck up? 165 00:08:01,116 --> 00:08:02,446 God, fricking mouth... 166 00:08:02,534 --> 00:08:03,864 Has anyone seen Shane's vagina? 167 00:08:03,952 --> 00:08:05,199 Because I think she dropped it somewhere. 168 00:08:05,287 --> 00:08:07,530 One, two, three. Scream, "No!" 169 00:08:07,623 --> 00:08:08,655 No! 170 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:13,378 You have 17 messages already. 171 00:08:13,462 --> 00:08:17,757 That's nothing. Alice gets 50 in the first hour that she posts. 172 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:20,049 What are they saying? 173 00:08:20,136 --> 00:08:21,548 What? 174 00:08:21,971 --> 00:08:25,056 Nothing, just some ignorant jerk. 175 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:27,016 Read it to me. 176 00:08:30,188 --> 00:08:31,849 "This is a lesbian space. 177 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:33,139 "I don't really need to know 178 00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:35,725 "that Max Sweeney thinks of his enlarged clit 179 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,018 "as a big dick, 180 00:08:37,112 --> 00:08:39,651 "and his freak girlfriend likes to squeeze his tits, 181 00:08:39,739 --> 00:08:43,109 "and that's why he didn't get top surgery." 182 00:08:45,787 --> 00:08:48,077 Well, I guess that's why we posted it, right? 183 00:08:48,165 --> 00:08:51,535 To educate people like that, right? 184 00:08:52,169 --> 00:08:54,044 Whatever. 185 00:08:54,505 --> 00:08:56,000 Hold on. 186 00:08:57,674 --> 00:08:58,755 Hey, Alice. 187 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,880 Max, you invaded my space to put out your own agenda, 188 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:05,423 and it wasn't cool at all, but here's what I'll do. 189 00:09:05,516 --> 00:09:06,892 You can blog once a week. 190 00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,720 I'll put you in your own little box on the homepage, 191 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:10,092 not with the guestbians. 192 00:09:10,187 --> 00:09:12,893 - Why not with the guestbians? - Because it's a lesbian site, Max, 193 00:09:12,982 --> 00:09:15,439 and I just don't want to get bombarded with a bunch of dykes, you know, 194 00:09:15,526 --> 00:09:17,319 flipping out about this transgendered thing. 195 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:20,524 You can't segregate trans people out of the lesbian community. I mean... 196 00:09:20,615 --> 00:09:22,941 Look, I'm not saying that, you know, 197 00:09:23,034 --> 00:09:25,573 lesbians and transgendered can't share the same space. 198 00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:28,112 - I'm just saying... - Good afternoon, ma'am. 199 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:30,780 We're looking for an Alice Pieszecki? 200 00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:32,832 I gotta go. 201 00:09:32,919 --> 00:09:35,079 I'm Alice Pieszecki. 202 00:09:35,171 --> 00:09:37,877 I'm Major Dorough. This is Lieutenant Finnerty. 203 00:09:37,966 --> 00:09:39,924 We'd like to talk to you for a few minutes. 204 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:43,054 Did something happen to Tasha? 205 00:09:43,138 --> 00:09:44,764 Are you referring to Captain Williams? 206 00:09:44,848 --> 00:09:46,308 Yeah. 207 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:48,634 Can we talk inside for a minute? 208 00:09:48,727 --> 00:09:50,388 Just take a minute. 209 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:53,638 Yeah, sure. 210 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,733 Why are you here? What's this about? 211 00:09:58,821 --> 00:10:00,613 We just want to ask you a few questions, ma'am. 212 00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:03,024 It's nothing to be alarmed by. 213 00:10:03,117 --> 00:10:06,285 What's your relationship with Captain Williams? 214 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:10,120 We're friends. You didn't answer my question. 215 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:14,669 What's Velvet Park? 216 00:10:14,754 --> 00:10:17,293 It's a magazine. 217 00:10:18,174 --> 00:10:20,049 Did you want to answer my question? 218 00:10:20,134 --> 00:10:22,840 "Dyke culture in bloom." 219 00:10:22,929 --> 00:10:24,508 Gay L.A. 220 00:10:29,686 --> 00:10:31,181 SheBar. 221 00:10:31,271 --> 00:10:33,015 You going, Finn? 222 00:10:33,106 --> 00:10:34,138 No. 223 00:10:34,983 --> 00:10:36,099 I assume you are. 224 00:10:36,193 --> 00:10:37,604 You know what, you don't have a search warrant, 225 00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:39,106 so I'd like you to leave. 226 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:41,320 Don't worry, Miss Pieszecki. 227 00:10:41,406 --> 00:10:44,574 I can call you "Miss," right? You're not married or anything? 228 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:47,823 So... 229 00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:50,748 What is this? 230 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,952 Nothing. 231 00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:56,414 Wait a minute. I know what it is. 232 00:10:56,505 --> 00:11:00,504 It's like a low-tech version of what you have on your lesbian website. 233 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,381 - Is Captain Williams on there? - No. 234 00:11:06,807 --> 00:11:07,923 Who's T? 235 00:11:08,017 --> 00:11:09,263 Someone who didn't want their name on there? 236 00:11:09,352 --> 00:11:10,681 You should go. 237 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,349 Now. I think you should go. 238 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,394 Come on, Dorough. 239 00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:18,897 Well, thanks for your time, ma'am. 240 00:11:18,987 --> 00:11:21,230 I hope we didn't disturb you too much. 241 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,876 Oh, fuck. 242 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:37,708 Fuck... 243 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:42,176 And then he put the gun to his head and he pulled the trigger. 244 00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:44,551 - He had a gun? - It turned out to be soapstone. 245 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,676 He carved it himself, but it looked totally 100% real. 246 00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:51,552 You know, it sounds like a very disturbing piece of art, Lani. 247 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,438 It wasn't art, Dean Porter. 248 00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:54,982 Everyone in the room was traumatized by it... 249 00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:57,984 You know, sometimes some people are pretty upset by your work. 250 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,445 Sometimes that's what art seeks to do. 251 00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:02,317 Standing in front of a class and threatening to blow your brains out 252 00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:04,151 isn't what art seeks to do. 253 00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:05,986 It was self-inflicted terrorism. 254 00:12:09,414 --> 00:12:10,957 I'm going to look into it. 255 00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:15,911 Don't blow me off, Dean Porter. 256 00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:20,335 I'm not blowing you off, Lani. 257 00:12:20,425 --> 00:12:21,920 I'm just going to gather some more information. 258 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,929 I'm going to talk to Justin and Professor Lerner. 259 00:12:25,013 --> 00:12:27,801 Now, I understand how upset you are, but I also know 260 00:12:27,891 --> 00:12:30,514 that if it had been your project that had caused such controversy, 261 00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:32,929 you would have wanted a fair hearing. 262 00:12:35,566 --> 00:12:37,690 Are you going to be okay? 263 00:12:38,402 --> 00:12:40,146 I don't know. 264 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,822 I think you are, Lani, 265 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,327 and I'm here if you need to talk to anyone. 266 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,366 Jesus. 267 00:12:51,165 --> 00:12:54,001 Vipers don't love, Karina, they poison. 268 00:12:54,252 --> 00:12:56,921 I mean, I still feel your venom coursing through my veins. 269 00:12:58,047 --> 00:12:59,507 I mean, you used me as a pawn... 270 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:01,714 - I like her. She's good. - Yeah, she's natural. 271 00:13:01,801 --> 00:13:05,301 I mean, how many relationships ha ve you ruined... 272 00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:08,924 There is no way that I'm casting Niki Stevens. She can't act. 273 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:11,307 Jenny, she's the best actor for the role. 274 00:13:11,394 --> 00:13:13,602 She has star quality. Look at her. 275 00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:16,690 She looks like she just walked out of Maxim magazine! 276 00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:17,938 I'm sorry, is that a bad thing? 277 00:13:18,026 --> 00:13:19,854 Aaron, it doesn't look like she's a writer. 278 00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:22,947 I mean, you're beautiful, you're a writer. Why can't she play a beautiful writer? 279 00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:25,903 Because it looks like the last book she read was 10 years ago, 280 00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:28,911 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret. - Okay, so who's your choice? 281 00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:30,111 Luchi Santis is my choice. 282 00:13:30,205 --> 00:13:32,994 - She's the best actress... - That girl is too weird. She's too intense. 283 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,329 - That's the character... - She's not attractive... 284 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,455 - Have you read the script, Aaron? - She's not fuckable! 285 00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:41,050 Look, Niki has heat behind her. 286 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,926 - She's got a huge movie coming out. - So fucking what? 287 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,048 So we need heat to put asses in the seats! 288 00:13:46,138 --> 00:13:49,805 Do you have any idea what kind of a risk I'm taking on this film? 289 00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:52,219 Jenny, Jenny, look. Look at her. 290 00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:54,139 I mean, she completely sold the kiss. 291 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,773 That's really important to have an actress 292 00:13:55,857 --> 00:13:58,728 that looks like she enjoys kissing other women. 293 00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:01,357 I don't care about that. Adele, stop writing. 294 00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:02,609 Get me William on the phone. 295 00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:05,450 William is in Geneva. I spoke with William this morning, 296 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,077 and he's over the moon with Niki. 297 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,070 - He saw a sneak preview of her new film... - He loves her. 298 00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:12,164 ...and he said he'd rather have her than Natalie Portman, okay? 299 00:14:12,249 --> 00:14:14,076 - So are we finished? - No, we're not finished. 300 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:17,584 You got the fucking DGA card. Why don't you direct the whole movie? 301 00:14:17,671 --> 00:14:21,041 Yeah, I'll direct the movie! Why don't you fucking pay for the movie? 302 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:24,918 Go fuck yourself, and you know what? You have a small dick. 303 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:28,797 We make this movie with Niki Stevens, or we don't make the movie! 304 00:14:28,891 --> 00:14:31,347 How does she know how big my dick is? 305 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,725 I think she'll come around. 306 00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:35,012 Excuse me? 307 00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:38,309 Well, you know, she's quitting smoking, and so she's just really fragile right now, 308 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,608 but I think if you just let her get through her process... 309 00:14:40,695 --> 00:14:43,103 - Who are you? Who is she? - It's Jenny's assistant. 310 00:14:43,197 --> 00:14:45,238 Look, I'm going to call Niki Stevens' agent, all right? 311 00:14:45,324 --> 00:14:47,532 I'm going to call her today. I have a great relationship with her. 312 00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:50,786 Tina, get Schecter on board. 313 00:14:50,872 --> 00:14:52,581 I don't want a cranky director. 314 00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:55,537 I want her to love Niki Stevens like it was her own idea. 315 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,299 I need the slides by Wednesday. 316 00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,928 No. No, the meeting is on Friday. 317 00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:12,176 I need a day to go over them. 318 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,512 You wanted to see me, Dean Porter? 319 00:15:16,189 --> 00:15:17,685 Yeah, I need it by Friday. 320 00:15:17,774 --> 00:15:22,319 If it doesn't come by Friday, then it's of no service to me or to anyone. 321 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:25,486 That's right. Okay, great. 322 00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:27,449 No, that's a good idea. 323 00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:31,118 All right, thanks. Wednesday, Wednesday. Bye. 324 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:33,199 Hi. 325 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,249 How could you let a student 326 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,669 stand in front of your class with a gun pointed to his head? 327 00:15:40,464 --> 00:15:41,960 It wasn't a real gun. 328 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,710 Who told you it was a real gun? 329 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:45,427 I know that it was carved out of soapstone, 330 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,798 but apparently it looked very realistic, 331 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:52,841 and now Lani Shipman has been traumatized by it. 332 00:15:57,649 --> 00:15:59,524 - Do you want some dinner? - No. 333 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:04,237 I want you to tell me about this idiot who made the gun sculpture. 334 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,570 He's talented. 335 00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:09,119 You're not going to suspend him for this? 336 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,703 No, of course not. Come on. 337 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,450 You know my position on freedom of expression, 338 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,042 - but in this climate... - What climate is that? 339 00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:21,456 - What climate is that? - Yeah. 340 00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:25,669 Columbine? 341 00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:27,470 Virginia Tech? 342 00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:33,306 Is there something you want me to do? 343 00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:49,529 I want you to be just a little bit more thoughtful sometimes. 344 00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:53,872 I think about my students all the time. 345 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:58,624 I think about how to support them, 346 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,460 how to challenge them, 347 00:17:02,716 --> 00:17:07,628 and I think about how to help them grow as artists. 348 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,964 So what are you talking about? 349 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,689 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 350 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:20,858 I know, I know, I know, I know... 351 00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:28,449 I'm not saying 352 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,200 that you did anything wrong. 353 00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:33,365 Thank you. 354 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,744 Okay, I'm going to go, then. I'm hungry. 355 00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:41,498 Am I dismissed? 356 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:43,998 Well, you could kiss me good night. 357 00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:10,198 - Good night. - Good night. 358 00:18:27,803 --> 00:18:31,589 I think I'm going to be working late tonight. 359 00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:34,351 Maybe tomorrow? 360 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,848 If you're lucky. 361 00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:54,697 Are you alone? Did anyone follow you? 362 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,285 - What? - Oh, God... 363 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:58,167 What are you talking about? Are you okay? 364 00:18:58,252 --> 00:19:00,245 No, I'm not okay. 365 00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:03,256 - What the fuck are you doing? - I'm de-gayifying. 366 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,298 Oh, God! Thank God they didn't take a picture. 367 00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:06,665 They didn't even have a warrant. 368 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,430 If they ever come here again, there'll be no evidence of gay. 369 00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,258 You know what? 370 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,840 You should keep this somewhere safe. 371 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,509 Wait, hold it. If who ever comes here again? 372 00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:19,522 The two military men. Two! 373 00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:21,150 Oh, shit... 374 00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:23,607 I know, they were fucking Nazis. They scared me. 375 00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:24,858 Well, what did they want? 376 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:29,027 They came in, okay, they're just walking around looking at things. 377 00:19:29,117 --> 00:19:32,701 They tried to get me to out you, which I didn't, I swear. 378 00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:35,362 I just said, you know, "Leave." They should leave. 379 00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:38,031 - Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. - I know. 380 00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:40,369 - What was I supposed to do? - I don't know. 381 00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:43,547 Come here. I'm so sorry this happened to you. 382 00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:46,883 I didn't tell those fuckers a thing they could use against you, okay? 383 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,425 Not a thing. 384 00:19:49,513 --> 00:19:50,712 Hey, you heard from Helena? 385 00:19:50,806 --> 00:19:54,721 Well, she told me to tell everyone not to worry about her. 386 00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,812 Well, she must have a hidden treasure somewhere. 387 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,020 I don't think so. Maybe she's with Dusty. 388 00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:01,982 I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. 389 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,942 - I just hope she'll be safe. - She's going to be fine. 390 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,191 Are you sure this isn't going to keep me awake? 391 00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:06,905 No, it's chocolate. It's good for you. 392 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,944 Now, look, you got this big old appetite these days. 393 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,862 I know. I'm substituting food for sex. 394 00:20:11,952 --> 00:20:14,160 Amen to that. 395 00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:18,748 - So, what you playing? - I'm playing Lara Croft: Legend. 396 00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:22,785 - She's a hottie. - That's not why I'm playing this game. 397 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,913 Okay. 398 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,000 - I'm not. - Look how fast your thumbs are going. 399 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,209 Well, I got all this extra energy. 400 00:20:28,303 --> 00:20:31,221 I don't know what the hell to do with it all. 401 00:20:34,351 --> 00:20:35,514 Shane... 402 00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:38,104 Shane... 403 00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:43,184 What's the matter? You okay? 404 00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:46,438 Earth to Shane... 405 00:20:47,364 --> 00:20:49,192 What? 406 00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:51,157 What, you okay? 407 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,448 Shane? 408 00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:59,454 I'm fine. I'm good. 409 00:20:59,543 --> 00:21:01,952 Can I get that to go? 410 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:11,135 - Williams, what are you doing... - Why the fuck didn't you tell me 411 00:21:11,222 --> 00:21:13,132 that they were going to send their dogs to my friend's house? 412 00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:14,803 Keep your voice down and tell me what happened. 413 00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:17,301 You're supposed to be my lawyer. You're supposed to be on top of this! 414 00:21:17,395 --> 00:21:19,768 You're crossing the line right now, you realize that? 415 00:21:19,856 --> 00:21:21,684 I realize you don't give a damn about me, 416 00:21:21,774 --> 00:21:25,191 but you had an obligation to tell me that my friend's privacy 417 00:21:25,278 --> 00:21:26,904 and her home would be invaded. 418 00:21:26,988 --> 00:21:28,104 It's not automatic. They don't always... 419 00:21:28,198 --> 00:21:30,690 Yeah, but you knew that they might, and you didn't tell me! 420 00:21:30,784 --> 00:21:32,113 Well, who'd they talk to? 421 00:21:32,202 --> 00:21:33,614 Alice. 422 00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:37,038 They went to her apartment, and they interrogated her. 423 00:21:37,124 --> 00:21:38,833 She's an innocent civilian, Beech. 424 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,247 Well, she's part of their case 425 00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:43,337 because of your alleged relationship with her. 426 00:21:43,714 --> 00:21:45,423 Are you on their side? 427 00:21:45,883 --> 00:21:47,082 I'm representing you in this proceeding. 428 00:21:47,176 --> 00:21:49,549 Are you on their fucking side? 429 00:21:49,636 --> 00:21:53,172 Are you just going to stand back and let them rip apart my fucking career 430 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,175 and destroy my fucking life? 431 00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:56,893 Curtis, what's going on? 432 00:21:56,977 --> 00:21:58,805 - It's okay. It's okay. - Henry is sleeping. 433 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:00,475 I know. It's okay. 434 00:22:00,564 --> 00:22:02,938 Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry. 435 00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:08,021 I'm sorry to bust into your house like this without any warning. 436 00:22:08,364 --> 00:22:11,983 You're not any part of this. You're not even in the service, 437 00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:15,493 and it was wrong of me to disrupt your home and your family 438 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,286 and to probably frighten and confuse you. 439 00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,168 I hope I didn't wake your son. 440 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,081 Please forgive me. 441 00:22:30,762 --> 00:22:33,800 Please go with me? Please? 442 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,599 It's not worth the risk for me. 443 00:22:35,684 --> 00:22:38,721 Why don't you just go the party on your own? 444 00:22:38,812 --> 00:22:41,565 The whole point of going to the party is going with you. 445 00:22:41,648 --> 00:22:43,856 That's the whole point. 446 00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:45,486 It's going to be Hollywood undercover. 447 00:22:45,569 --> 00:22:47,314 It'll be really tight security, 448 00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:51,071 and it'll be, like, top secret, you know? 449 00:22:51,158 --> 00:22:55,371 And we'll get to be out together, like, out of the house, really together. 450 00:22:56,705 --> 00:22:59,198 Please? Please do it for me. 451 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,751 It makes me uncomfortable. 452 00:23:00,835 --> 00:23:03,291 Oh, God, I am so bored with you and this. 453 00:23:03,379 --> 00:23:05,622 No. Go away. 454 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,709 Fine, we'll stay home, and we'll rent Private Benjamin. 455 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,881 Come on. 456 00:23:08,968 --> 00:23:10,214 - No, seriously, Alice. - Leave me alone. 457 00:23:10,303 --> 00:23:11,964 You've been talking about this party all week. 458 00:23:12,055 --> 00:23:13,135 Yes, I have. 459 00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:14,967 I don't want you to stop living your life. 460 00:23:15,058 --> 00:23:16,304 Just go. Come on. 461 00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:19,513 Hello, Tasha, living my life would be living it with you. 462 00:23:19,604 --> 00:23:21,099 Have you ever heard of that? 463 00:23:22,315 --> 00:23:24,108 Come on, what's the point of going to a secret love party 464 00:23:24,192 --> 00:23:28,191 without my secret love? Please, please. 465 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:30,191 Say yes. 466 00:23:30,282 --> 00:23:32,157 Are you positive that it's safe? 467 00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:33,406 Yes. 468 00:23:33,493 --> 00:23:36,163 It's famous closeted people. 469 00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,454 I think you'll be fine. 470 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:42,331 You got nothing on them. 471 00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:44,460 - Careful. - Come on. 472 00:23:45,089 --> 00:23:47,129 I feel like you want to go. 473 00:23:48,342 --> 00:23:49,718 Say yes. 474 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,928 Is it me? Is it 'cause I'm too loud and out? 475 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:55,344 No, no, no, no. 476 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:58,969 There's nothing wrong with who you are, okay, 477 00:23:59,061 --> 00:24:01,814 and I definitely don't want you to feel like because you're with me 478 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,390 that your life is on trial. 479 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:07,439 You know, it's really important to me that... 480 00:24:07,528 --> 00:24:09,403 What? 481 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:15,531 Wait. Wait, wait. Wait here. 482 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,117 Who is it? 483 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:26,586 I'm looking for Tasha Williams? 484 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,919 She's not here! 485 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,844 My name's Captain Curtis Beech. I'm her attorney. 486 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:33,336 It's fine. It's fine. 487 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,462 Well, she's... 488 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,351 What do you want? 489 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,645 You must be Alice Pieszecki. 490 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,111 Yeah, that's who she is. 491 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,354 It's on us to show cause why you should be retained, 492 00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:53,280 which means we're going to have to collect testaments and commendations. 493 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,120 You really think your CO's a supporter of this? 494 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:57,367 Major Dixon likes me. 495 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,247 I know he didn't want to pursue the allegations. 496 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,575 Thank you very much. Thank you. 497 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,039 So do you think we stand a chance? 498 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,543 I don't know. We're going to do our best. 499 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:14,887 We're going to mount a defense, and we're not going to step back. 500 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,465 Well, Tasha is the best soldier that I know, sir. 501 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,229 I'm the only soldier that she knows. 502 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:22,938 You don't have to call me "sir," Alice. 503 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,815 I kind of like it. 504 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,648 Sir, will you thank your wife for me? 505 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,019 My wife? 506 00:25:30,114 --> 00:25:33,899 Well, Tasha told me what happened last night, 507 00:25:33,993 --> 00:25:36,781 I have this theory that behind any man who does the right thing, 508 00:25:36,871 --> 00:25:40,537 there's always a woman who got him to that point. So... 509 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:42,452 Well, my wife was disgusted when I told her 510 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,869 what happened to you gals yesterday. 511 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:47,003 Us gals? 512 00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:51,129 Okay, I'm going to get some sugar. I forgot the sugar. 513 00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:57,809 I guess I should have said "women," huh? Yeah... 514 00:25:57,892 --> 00:25:59,553 Well, she's quite something. 515 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,187 Yeah. 516 00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:03,557 She's a real catch, Williams, 517 00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:05,642 smart, pretty and funny. 518 00:26:07,944 --> 00:26:09,024 Okay, look. This? 519 00:26:09,112 --> 00:26:12,150 - I hate it. - Adele! 520 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,356 Where is she? She's never here when I... 521 00:26:13,450 --> 00:26:15,111 - That I love. - Why? 522 00:26:15,202 --> 00:26:17,195 - Because it's see-through. - No bra, or bra? 523 00:26:17,287 --> 00:26:20,788 - No. - Panties? 524 00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:23,449 - Maybe. - Adele, I need your opinion! 525 00:26:23,544 --> 00:26:25,787 - Yes? - What do you think of the dress? 526 00:26:25,879 --> 00:26:26,995 It's gorgeous. It's great... 527 00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:28,917 I don't like it. Where's William? 528 00:26:29,008 --> 00:26:31,132 - He's in Geneva. - I don't care if he's in Geneva. 529 00:26:31,218 --> 00:26:32,713 - Can you get him on the phone? - Okay, absolutely. 530 00:26:32,803 --> 00:26:35,675 - You know what, I actually have calls in. - How many times have you called him? 531 00:26:35,765 --> 00:26:37,509 - I've called him four times, and... - Call him again. 532 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,225 - Call him. But call him now. - Absolutely. I'll call him. 533 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:40,509 First, I want to give you this. It came into 534 00:26:40,603 --> 00:26:43,012 the production office late last night. He sent it to you. 535 00:26:43,105 --> 00:26:44,980 Can I have a Nicorette? 536 00:26:45,483 --> 00:26:47,773 I got a present 537 00:26:49,696 --> 00:26:51,773 Thanks. Oh, I'm so excited! 538 00:26:51,864 --> 00:26:52,945 I love presents so much. 539 00:26:53,032 --> 00:26:54,991 Nobody gives me presents. 540 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,911 Oh, my God! 541 00:27:04,544 --> 00:27:05,660 Look at this! 542 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,839 Oh, my God, this is so expensive. I could buy a house 543 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:11,131 in Cambodia with this watch. 544 00:27:11,218 --> 00:27:13,887 - He sent you a note. It's inside... - Read it. 545 00:27:13,971 --> 00:27:16,130 "Dear Jennifer, there are many Lez Girls in Geneva, 546 00:27:16,223 --> 00:27:18,680 "but none as lovely and talented as you. 547 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,473 "I'm thrilled about Niki. She is Jesse. William..." 548 00:27:21,562 --> 00:27:23,390 No! 549 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,640 No, no! 550 00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:26,896 No, no, no. 551 00:27:26,984 --> 00:27:28,812 He's trying to ruin my fucking movie. 552 00:27:28,903 --> 00:27:30,184 You know, I'm just going to... 553 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:31,774 Should I pick you up to drive you to SheBar tonight... 554 00:27:31,864 --> 00:27:33,063 No, I'm not going. 555 00:27:33,157 --> 00:27:35,151 No, you have to go. Are you... 556 00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:36,904 What? 557 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,365 - I'm just saying... - What do I have to do, Adele? 558 00:27:39,455 --> 00:27:41,283 I'm just saying that she has been working so hard, 559 00:27:41,374 --> 00:27:43,414 and you deserve a really fun night, don't you think? 560 00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,542 - Don't you think? - You know what? 561 00:27:46,129 --> 00:27:47,754 I need a moment. 562 00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,923 All right. Okay, bye. 563 00:27:52,427 --> 00:27:54,006 - I want you to come tonight. - Why? 564 00:27:54,095 --> 00:27:56,006 - I beg you as a friend, as your roommate. - Why? 565 00:27:56,097 --> 00:27:59,183 Why? Because I love you, and I want to hang out with you. 566 00:27:59,267 --> 00:28:01,012 And wear that dress. 567 00:28:02,521 --> 00:28:05,013 Why are you looking at me like that? 568 00:28:06,441 --> 00:28:09,064 Stop leering. What? 569 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,690 Shane, you need to get laid! 570 00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:17,901 I only really recommend one gun for women for home defense, 571 00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:20,913 the Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum Revolver. 572 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:22,541 Give it a feel. 573 00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,333 It's easy to use, the aim is good, 574 00:28:25,419 --> 00:28:27,579 trigger pulls quickly, and depending on the type of bullet, 575 00:28:27,671 --> 00:28:29,831 the recoil is low. 576 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,835 I just want something to scare somebody. 577 00:28:33,970 --> 00:28:36,047 If you pull out a gun, you need to be prepared to use it. 578 00:28:36,139 --> 00:28:38,097 You want to be able to protect yourself. 579 00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:42,179 Well, why don't I just keep it without bullets? 580 00:28:42,270 --> 00:28:43,895 You can't fire a gun without bullets. 581 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:46,686 Now, you load it by opening up the cylinder. 582 00:28:46,774 --> 00:28:48,436 Like this... 583 00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:52,613 Just drop the bullets in, close up the cylinder, 584 00:28:52,739 --> 00:28:55,313 aim, pull the trigger. 585 00:28:56,785 --> 00:28:58,446 Easy. 586 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:13,791 That's the gun for you. 587 00:29:22,311 --> 00:29:23,475 Can I help you? 588 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,055 Yeah, Aunt Sally's here. 589 00:29:26,148 --> 00:29:28,641 Aunt Sally? Are you serious? 590 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:31,902 That's what I'm supposed to say. Look at that. 591 00:29:33,948 --> 00:29:36,986 House of homos, here we come. 592 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,190 Kit Porter from The Planet. 593 00:30:06,273 --> 00:30:08,066 You're not on the list. 594 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,349 Let's just get the fuck out of here. 595 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:10,903 - Come on. - Can I get your names? 596 00:30:10,986 --> 00:30:12,363 Hey, you in the red. 597 00:30:12,446 --> 00:30:13,526 You. Yeah, you. 598 00:30:13,614 --> 00:30:15,857 - Come on in. - It's all or nothing. 599 00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:18,868 - How many is all? - How many? Four. Four. 600 00:30:18,953 --> 00:30:20,614 All right, yeah, come on in. 601 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:29,065 Hi, I'm Dawn Denbo. How you doing? 602 00:31:29,150 --> 00:31:30,230 - Bette Porter. - Hi. 603 00:31:30,318 --> 00:31:31,398 This is my lover, Cindi. 604 00:31:31,486 --> 00:31:33,729 - Hi. Welcome to SheBar. - Hi. 605 00:31:33,822 --> 00:31:35,068 This is my sister, Kit Porter. 606 00:31:35,156 --> 00:31:38,443 - Hi. How you doing? - Jodi Lerner, Tom Mater. 607 00:31:38,535 --> 00:31:40,778 Hi. Hi. 608 00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:43,991 - Wait, you're Kit Porter? - The one and only. 609 00:31:44,082 --> 00:31:46,657 Well, we've been meaning to come by and introduce ourselves. 610 00:31:46,752 --> 00:31:48,413 We want you to know that we're not trying to take 611 00:31:48,503 --> 00:31:50,663 - any business away from you. - Hey, of course not. 612 00:31:50,756 --> 00:31:51,955 Don't even sweat it. 613 00:31:52,049 --> 00:31:53,509 Welcome to the hood. 614 00:31:53,592 --> 00:31:55,716 Thanks! It's just that what we're doing here 615 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:58,045 is in another league entirely, you know what I mean? 616 00:31:58,138 --> 00:32:00,465 It's all about hot nights and hot girls. 617 00:32:00,557 --> 00:32:02,350 We're creating a whole new scene. 618 00:32:02,434 --> 00:32:04,891 I'll tell you, L.A.'s never seen anything like it. 619 00:32:04,979 --> 00:32:08,313 Babe, this is Kit. The one from The Planet? 620 00:32:09,191 --> 00:32:12,775 So, Kit, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. 621 00:32:12,862 --> 00:32:15,568 Damn, girl, we're not even going to serve coffee. 622 00:32:18,993 --> 00:32:20,157 - Hey! - Hi! 623 00:32:20,244 --> 00:32:22,238 How are you? Hi, Jodi! 624 00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:24,869 - Hi, Kit. Hi, Tom. - Hey. 625 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,417 This is Brenda. 626 00:32:26,501 --> 00:32:27,877 Hi, guys. 627 00:32:27,961 --> 00:32:30,916 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 628 00:32:32,173 --> 00:32:34,665 So, it looks like you guys are having a lot of fun. 629 00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:36,836 - Yeah. - Yeah. 630 00:32:38,263 --> 00:32:41,265 You know what? Come on, let's go dance. 631 00:32:41,349 --> 00:32:44,387 All right. Bye, you guys. 632 00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:49,854 Jesus Christ, it's like South Beach threw up. 633 00:32:49,942 --> 00:32:52,648 - I don't know what happened. - Hi, I'm Dawn Denbo. 634 00:32:52,736 --> 00:32:53,852 - Hello. - Hi. 635 00:32:53,946 --> 00:32:55,489 This is my lover, Cindi. 636 00:32:55,572 --> 00:32:56,736 I'm Shane. 637 00:32:56,824 --> 00:32:58,983 Lover Cindi, how are you? 638 00:32:59,076 --> 00:33:01,366 Hey, you know what? Give them all VIP passes. 639 00:33:01,454 --> 00:33:05,155 You guys, our VIP lounge is the most exclusive in the city. 640 00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:06,490 And our champagne? 641 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:09,290 Our champagne room, stocked with only the best money can buy, 642 00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:12,250 so maybe we can take you for a tour a little later, huh? 643 00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:15,295 Sure. That's sweet, thanks. 644 00:33:15,385 --> 00:33:17,378 There's some girl out front who claims to be a director. 645 00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:19,215 She says she wants to put SheBar in some movie. 646 00:33:19,305 --> 00:33:21,346 Oh, God, excuse me. Enjoy, you guys, okay? 647 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:23,592 Thank you. Guess who? 648 00:33:23,685 --> 00:33:25,928 That would be Jenny. 649 00:33:29,482 --> 00:33:32,021 So everyone here is on the DL like us. 650 00:33:33,361 --> 00:33:35,984 I hope we see some famous closet cases. It would be fun. 651 00:33:36,073 --> 00:33:39,692 - Want one. - Thanks. 652 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,992 I hope we see Matthew. Do you think we will? 653 00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:44,452 Maybe. Who knows? 654 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:48,201 Okay. Or maybe Beyoncé. 655 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:50,916 - That would be fun. - Beyoncé's not gay, Alice. 656 00:33:51,005 --> 00:33:53,757 Come on. You don't know. 657 00:33:53,841 --> 00:33:55,550 A girl can dream. 658 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,091 I hope we see something scandalous, though. 659 00:33:58,763 --> 00:34:00,424 - Oh, shit... - What? 660 00:34:00,514 --> 00:34:03,089 - There's Daryl Brewer. - Who's that? 661 00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:06,352 He's one of the top-ranking point guards in the NBA. 662 00:34:06,437 --> 00:34:08,265 Can I look? 663 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:11,516 He's married with children. 664 00:34:15,196 --> 00:34:17,190 Oh, my God. 665 00:34:17,282 --> 00:34:20,237 Good evening, ladies. I'm your host, Barry Burd. 666 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,320 Hi! I'm Alice Pieszecki. 667 00:34:22,412 --> 00:34:24,738 - This is Tasha Williams. - Hi. 668 00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:26,706 Fabulous cheekbones. 669 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,743 Yeah. 670 00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:30,415 Well, thank you for having us. 671 00:34:30,504 --> 00:34:32,581 It's my pleasure. Are you enjoying the party? 672 00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:34,547 Oh, yeah. It's great. 673 00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:37,836 Now I know you. 674 00:34:37,928 --> 00:34:41,713 You're very entertaining with those whatchamacallits. 675 00:34:41,807 --> 00:34:44,679 - Podcasts. - Thank you. 676 00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:48,055 Of course you won't be doing any podcasting from here. 677 00:34:48,147 --> 00:34:49,227 Oh, no. No. 678 00:34:49,315 --> 00:34:53,645 I am down with your whole program you got going on here. 679 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,737 Is that Horace Trachtenberg? 680 00:34:59,283 --> 00:35:00,909 Yes... 681 00:35:00,993 --> 00:35:04,280 And that's his wife, Candace, over there. 682 00:35:09,377 --> 00:35:11,454 Wow! Really? 683 00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:14,168 It's a good party. Very good party. Wow... 684 00:35:14,257 --> 00:35:16,215 I'm not going to tell anybody. 685 00:35:41,744 --> 00:35:42,824 - Jenny. - What? 686 00:35:42,912 --> 00:35:44,573 Niki Stevens is here. 687 00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:45,945 What the fuck is she doing here? 688 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,741 I don't know. I don't know, but I think she's coming this way. 689 00:35:49,835 --> 00:35:51,912 Oh, my God! Hi! 690 00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,674 - How are you? - I'm fine. How are you? 691 00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:57,249 Good. You know, I mean, my agents would totally freak 692 00:35:57,343 --> 00:36:00,298 if they saw me here, but fuck them. It's my life. 693 00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:03,723 I'm going to do what I want, so I'm here to have a good time. 694 00:36:03,808 --> 00:36:08,270 - Who the hell is that? - That's Niki Stevens. Isn't she gorgeous? 695 00:36:08,354 --> 00:36:10,313 She's the lead in our movie. 696 00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:13,228 Did you... 697 00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:17,568 Oh, my God. You're my hero! 698 00:36:19,115 --> 00:36:22,450 Wow, the place looks great. I mean, they got a great turnout tonight. 699 00:36:22,536 --> 00:36:24,826 Yeah. They did. 700 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:30,329 Oh, shit. Sorry, I just need to hide in here for a second. 701 00:36:30,419 --> 00:36:31,997 - Why? - There's this girl I hooked up with 702 00:36:32,087 --> 00:36:34,460 right behind me, and she won't stop fucking calling me. 703 00:36:34,548 --> 00:36:36,293 - Which girl? - All right, she's right behind me. 704 00:36:36,383 --> 00:36:38,092 Do you see her? 705 00:36:38,177 --> 00:36:39,553 Is she looking this way? 706 00:36:39,637 --> 00:36:41,465 Yeah, I do. You hooked up with her? 707 00:36:41,555 --> 00:36:42,967 Yeah, I know, I mean, 708 00:36:43,057 --> 00:36:44,932 not many people here know that I'm gay. 709 00:36:45,017 --> 00:36:46,347 Hollywood people, that is. 710 00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:50,055 If everyone found out, it would be this big mess, basically. 711 00:36:50,147 --> 00:36:51,228 Right. 712 00:36:51,315 --> 00:36:54,602 But I'm not going to be some sort of monk or whatever, 713 00:36:54,694 --> 00:36:57,612 so do you want to go and talk somewhere else? 714 00:36:59,324 --> 00:37:00,902 Okay. 715 00:37:00,992 --> 00:37:03,282 Help me out. 716 00:37:28,771 --> 00:37:30,645 I'm sorry, girl. My bad. 717 00:37:30,731 --> 00:37:33,305 It's okay. I've got two. 718 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,564 You're funny. 719 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:36,277 I like you. 720 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,618 He never sounded like that in TV interviews. 721 00:38:14,776 --> 00:38:20,152 Okay, can I just say how much this character means to me? 722 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,697 I mean, I am dying to play her, Jenny. 723 00:38:22,785 --> 00:38:25,787 I mean, I actually had to harass my agents to even put me up for it. 724 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:28,790 I mean, they were completely against the whole thing, 725 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,960 but, you know, I said I'd fire them if they wouldn't let me do it. 726 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:34,334 - You did? - Yeah, I mean, 727 00:38:34,422 --> 00:38:37,625 all they want me to do are these stupid Michael Bay films. 728 00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:40,423 I mean, I actually got offered to play Nicolas Cage's girlfriend, 729 00:38:40,511 --> 00:38:42,469 and he's like, what, 50 or something? 730 00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:46,091 So, Niki, what's the deal? You want to be in my movie? 731 00:38:46,184 --> 00:38:48,758 More than anything. 732 00:38:48,853 --> 00:38:52,223 I have never wanted to be in something so badly in my entire life. 733 00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:56,314 - Why? - Because it's my life. 734 00:38:56,403 --> 00:39:00,567 I mean, okay, it's not actually my life, obviously, but... 735 00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:05,322 Have you ever just read something that's just so true? 736 00:39:07,831 --> 00:39:11,830 The first time that I ever fell for a girl it was just... 737 00:39:12,502 --> 00:39:14,710 It was so intense, 738 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:19,626 and she completely broke my heart. 739 00:39:19,718 --> 00:39:22,839 Then when I was reading through your script, 740 00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:25,387 I just kept thinking, like, I have done these things, 741 00:39:25,474 --> 00:39:29,224 and I've felt these feelings, and this character, it's me, Jenny. 742 00:39:29,311 --> 00:39:31,056 It is me. 743 00:39:33,816 --> 00:39:35,644 Look, it's... I... 744 00:39:35,735 --> 00:39:38,653 I don't know. It means something, you know, 745 00:39:38,738 --> 00:39:41,610 that you're saying all these things, 746 00:39:43,034 --> 00:39:45,703 but I don't give a fuck that you're gay. 747 00:39:45,787 --> 00:39:47,579 It's not going to get you the job. 748 00:39:47,664 --> 00:39:49,159 I know. 749 00:39:49,249 --> 00:39:50,958 You wanted Natalie Portman. She's amazing. 750 00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:55,789 Yeah. She is, but, you know, she doesn't want to do it. 751 00:39:56,256 --> 00:39:57,537 Look, 752 00:39:58,174 --> 00:40:00,963 I know that I nailed that audition, 753 00:40:01,052 --> 00:40:05,632 and, look, I know that everyone in that room was completely into me, 754 00:40:05,724 --> 00:40:07,385 except for you. 755 00:40:10,187 --> 00:40:11,812 Jenny, 756 00:40:11,897 --> 00:40:14,140 I mean, I get it, all right? 757 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:17,650 I know what I look like, and I know why guys like me, 758 00:40:17,736 --> 00:40:20,145 and all that fucking Hollywood bullshit, 759 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,782 but, Jenny, there is more to me than that, 760 00:40:21,866 --> 00:40:25,567 and I need to prove that there is and that I can do this. 761 00:40:25,661 --> 00:40:29,411 I will give you everything that I have inside of me for this role. 762 00:40:33,294 --> 00:40:37,459 Look, my agents already told me 763 00:40:37,548 --> 00:40:41,464 that the studio's going to make you hire me no matter what. 764 00:40:41,553 --> 00:40:44,508 - Is that what they said? - Yeah. 765 00:40:46,474 --> 00:40:49,429 But I don't want that, Jenny. I want you to want me. 766 00:40:49,519 --> 00:40:51,596 I mean, you are the director, 767 00:40:51,688 --> 00:40:56,102 and I will be the Jesse of your dreams, Jenny, I promise you. 768 00:41:01,281 --> 00:41:02,824 Hey, hey! You're not leaving, are you? 769 00:41:02,908 --> 00:41:04,736 Yeah, yeah, I think it's time I should go. 770 00:41:04,826 --> 00:41:07,069 - No, no, you're Shane, right? - Yeah. 771 00:41:07,162 --> 00:41:09,701 Yeah, hey, Shane, come here. We want you to be a regular here. 772 00:41:09,790 --> 00:41:12,080 - We've heard a lot about you. - I don't know. 773 00:41:13,002 --> 00:41:14,461 What's the matter, don't you like girls? 774 00:41:14,545 --> 00:41:17,084 No, I don't like all the drama that goes with them. 775 00:41:17,173 --> 00:41:20,175 Yeah, well, this business is full of drama. Hey, girls. 776 00:41:20,259 --> 00:41:22,300 You know, girls always seem to bring the drama. 777 00:41:22,386 --> 00:41:23,419 Sorry. 778 00:41:26,098 --> 00:41:28,341 Welcome to the VIP Room. 779 00:41:28,434 --> 00:41:30,475 Everybody out. Out. 780 00:41:32,146 --> 00:41:35,433 Let's go, let's go. Not you, baby. 781 00:41:41,531 --> 00:41:43,904 - Hey, how you doing? - I'm good. 782 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:47,871 I'm glad you stayed. 783 00:41:47,954 --> 00:41:51,656 Well, didn't have much of a choice. 784 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,542 Guess what we were just talking about, babe? 785 00:41:53,627 --> 00:41:56,201 - What? - Girls and drama. 786 00:41:56,964 --> 00:42:00,665 Wow, you know, girls in L.A. love their drama, don't they? 787 00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:03,002 I think girls everywhere love their drama. 788 00:42:03,095 --> 00:42:05,848 Well, we took care of that problem a long time ago, didn't we, baby? 789 00:42:05,931 --> 00:42:07,391 We sure did. 790 00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:14,182 - Well, you two are lucky. - Yeah, yeah, we're lucky, 791 00:42:14,273 --> 00:42:16,563 and we're completely honest. 792 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,110 We don't cheat, 793 00:42:18,194 --> 00:42:20,318 and we don't believe in jealousy, 794 00:42:20,404 --> 00:42:22,528 and we put it all on the line, and whatever we do, 795 00:42:22,615 --> 00:42:24,739 we do together. 796 00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,237 Right, baby? 797 00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:52,932 - Together, huh? - Yeah. 798 00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:55,062 I can tell. 799 00:42:55,148 --> 00:42:56,893 No drama. 800 00:43:18,506 --> 00:43:20,547 Let's get this off. 801 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:47,446 I am so over this SheBar. 802 00:43:47,536 --> 00:43:49,945 - I'm out of here. - Me, too. 803 00:43:50,038 --> 00:43:52,744 Ready? 804 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:56,914 I promised Shane that I wouldn't leave without her, so... 805 00:43:57,004 --> 00:43:59,211 - I'm just going to go look for her. - Okay. 806 00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:02,425 - Do you want me to wait? - No, it's fine. 807 00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:06,674 I mean, I have to pick up Angie first thing tomorrow morning anyway. 808 00:45:11,664 --> 00:45:14,203 - Hey. - Hey. 809 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:16,957 What are you doing here all by yourself? 810 00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:21,791 I don't know. 811 00:45:23,468 --> 00:45:25,675 What are you doing here? 812 00:45:26,429 --> 00:45:28,921 I was just looking for Shane. She disappeared. 813 00:45:29,015 --> 00:45:32,551 I promised that I wouldn't leave without her, so... 814 00:45:36,565 --> 00:45:39,139 I'm hiding. 815 00:45:39,234 --> 00:45:42,569 - What? - I'm hiding from Brenda. 816 00:45:45,491 --> 00:45:48,742 She's so nice and everything, but... 817 00:45:48,827 --> 00:45:51,746 Oh, my god, she's fucking crazy. 818 00:45:52,414 --> 00:45:54,657 I can't keep up with her. 819 00:45:55,084 --> 00:45:58,454 I don't know where she is. Somewhere out there dancing. 820 00:45:58,546 --> 00:46:02,046 I thought you two were so into each other. 821 00:46:03,092 --> 00:46:05,762 We were just having fun. 822 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:15,140 This is so not my scene. 823 00:46:17,190 --> 00:46:19,812 Just bars. 824 00:46:19,901 --> 00:46:22,393 I know. 825 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:33,454 You're lucky. 826 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,201 You are really lucky 827 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,416 that you have Jodi. 828 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:47,128 Yeah. I am. 62848

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