All language subtitles for The L Word (2004) S05E03 Lady of the Lake.en

Previously on The L Word.

- Famous Bette.
- Famous?

Tina's just told me a lot about you.

Maybe we can do this another time.

I think you have some things to figure out.

I just pissed next to the cutest boy alive.

- He's not gay.
- He's a trans man.

Oh, my God, I had no idea.

What are you doing here? What are you
doing here? What are you doing here?

I believe I'm being investigated
for homosexual conduct.

Allegations like this are
almost impossible to disprove.

Mostly because they end up being true.

I want you to click up.

She just wants you to join a gang.

Does that mean that Dusty is in a gang?

Who's Dusty?

But you're not in love with me.

- I take it you don't want to file a report.
- No.

Get away from her, you cow! She's mine!

- Yours? Shane, tell them about us.
- What?

- You just wait till Daddy finds out.
- Daddy will not find out.

Oh, my God. Come back here!

Jenny, I need your car.

Drive, woman! Drive! Drive! Drive!

I had a dream about Jenny's movie
last night. It was weird.

- What was it?
- Me, you and Helena

- were, like, Charlie's Angels.
- Who was Charlie?

Once upon a time,

there were three little lesbians

who just hung out at a coffee shop,

but I changed all that,

and now they work for me.

My name is Bev.

Good morning, lesbians.

- Good morning, Bev!
- Good morning, Bev!

La dies, I ha ve a new mission for you.

It in volves going undercover.

Okay, lesbians, what do you think?

Sure sounds dangerous.

Are you sure it's not
going to ruin our hair?

I promise you girls

I won't let anything happen
to your hair or makeup.

Helen?

Count me in, Bev.

Well, of course we're in,

but are you sure these gaydar guns
are really going to work?

Well, they better work, because
the target's just entered the room.

Okay, now, lesbians, go get her.

Come on, girls, let's get her.

- It's day three, she's still going strong.
- Morning, lazy asses.

- Fuck off, you freak.
- How's it going, Shane?

I've been here since 5:30 AM.
Got to say, it's going pretty well.

And all of this is because
you've sworn off sex?

Yup, and all the crap
that goes along with it.

- I hear you, sister.
- Homey.

I have declared a moratorium on sex,

and a moratorium on drama,
and a moratorium on jealousy.

And a moratorium on girls
throwing rocks through your windows

- and burning your shit down.
- Yup.

What, someone threw a rock
through your window?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was one
of the bridesmaids from the wedding.

No, I'm telling you, I'm fucking done.

A few days ago I decided to take
a major break from sex,

thereby eliminating the main cause
of insanity in my life,

and I got to tell you girls,
I have never, ever felt

so freakishly clear-headed,
or highly energized.

Speaking of freakish...

- Look at Jenny's new assistant.
- Hi!

Well, you kind of have
to admire her a little bit.

It's gross.
There's something wrong with that girl.

So, Denise seems nice.

You know, mortgage brokers
make a lot of money.

We didn't have anything in common.

I don't know, you're going
to say I'm a snob, but...

Tina, honey, you are a snob.

I mean, come on, we love you,
but you're a snob.

All right, we'll find somebody
more your style, someone, like,

I don't know, in the biz, or...

No, no, no, no, I don't want to go out
with anyone in the movie business.

Tina, picky, picky, picky. Really. God...

Okay, we'll find you someone in
the art world, or art adjacent.

Well, that's important to you,
am I right? It is.

You know what we should do?
We should go on OurChart,

look at some member profiles.
Tina, don't look at me like that.

I'm trying to help you.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God, I think I'm going to vomit.

Damn it, he's so fucking cute.

You see that guy over there?
Jodi's interpreter.

He hit on me the other day
in the men's room.

- He's handsome.
- So?

- Are you attracted to him?
- No, of course not.

It wouldn't be such an outlandish thing.
The last trans guy I dated...

Look, I'm not into men.

The last trans guy I dated
wasn't into men at all

before he transitioned.

- She was a gold star butch lesbian.
- I'm not a gold star, either.

Julie was. Until she became Jake.

Jake turned out to be a gay man.

I heard this theory
that what's genetically encoded in us

isn't attraction to men or attraction
to women, but it's same-sex attraction.

There you go.

Adele, do away with these
sweaty things. Thanks.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Wow, you've got great abs. Can I...

No, no, don't... Don't... Don't...
Just don't touch me today, please.

- She's not going to make it. No.
- I don't think she's going to make it.

Where did I pack my keys?

- In your bag, didn't you?
- I don't remember.

- Hey, look, the Pink Ride.
- Oh, I'm doing it.

- I'm in training for it.
- You are?

- Yes.
- Well, maybe we should all do it.

- Do what?
- It's called the Subaru Pink Ride,

and it's for breast cancer research.

I want to do it. I think it'd be great.
We should get a little team together.

- We could be team Dana.
- I love that. Team Dana.

Yeah, we can get Kit and Bette
to do it with us.

- Well, we should ask Jodi as well.
- And Jodi.

- Yeah, but Jodi didn't know Dana.
- Yeah, but she has breasts, right?

- Good point.
- You guys, you have to train for this.

It's so hard.
If you don't, you're not going to finish it.

Why don't we get Tasha to train us?
'Cause, I mean, she knows how to train,

obviously.

I thought you said
Tasha was going to Iraq.

I thought you said
that her unit got delayed.

Yeah, no, they're just delayed.

I guess their equipment didn't come in or
something. I don't know.

It must happen all the time. Ready?
Let's go.

Thank you, ladies.
Nice doing business with you.

Everybody's paid up.

Feeling good?

Very good.

See you later.

I think I might have to bag
on Big Bear this weekend.

- Oh, no, you don't.
- I'm really sorry.

I know it's fucked up.
I have a reception for David Hockney

at the Hammer on Saturday.

So?

So, several of my major donors
are going to be there.

What?

We've been doing this for 11 years,
and this was the first time

I was ever going to bring anyone.

Really? Fuck David Hockney.

- Hey. Hi!
- Hey. Hi!

I got to run. Oh, hi!

You, you watch yourself.
Don't get too personal.

Oh, please, me? What?

I'm so excited we're doing this.
Thank you so much.

Why "Fuck David Hockney"?

She was trying to get out of
going to Big Bear this weekend

- to meet a bunch of my old friends.
- Really?

And you didn't let her get away with it?
Good for you.

She made a commitment.

Hey, Alice,
we're going to set up over here.

Okay. Shane and I just want to show you
a couple of profiles

of girls that we think you should date.

- No, no profiles!
- Tina...

There's nothing wrong with meeting
someone on the Internet. Nothing.

- It's weird. It's weird.
- Come on!

You got to look at it this way.
It's less random than a blind date,

and you can find out all about the girl

before you waste your time
having lunch with her.

That's a really good point.
Hey, the hair, start the hair.

- Okay.
- That makes total sense, Jodi said.

- Do you mind if I join you?
- Oh, my God, get over here.

Okay, so, I'll first limit it to the, you know,
people that live in L.A.,

and then I will look for
your pretentious art people.

How can you tell from pictures?

By the way somebody answers
a question on their profile.

Like, favorite book,
Captain Corelli's Mandolin.

It's good, promising.
Nancy Drew, not so much.

- I love Nancy Drew.
- Me, too.

Really? Okay, all right, Nancy Drew.
I mean, she is a lesbian icon.

That's a pretty slick-looking
camera you got there.

Yeah, it's a Panasonic DVX 100.

It's amazing, actually.

And you're going to
hook it up to the computer?

We're recording over FireWire.

Yeah, it makes it possible for us
to record onto the computer's hard drive

at the same time as we're
recording onto the video camera.

I don't have the fucking slightest idea
what you're talking about,

but it sounds awesome.

How are you going to do her hair?

I don't know yet. Maybe something
a little classy or sassy. I don't know.

- Want me to do you?
- Oh, go back! Go back! Her.

What about her? She's good.

No, keep browsing.

What? Why? She's totally cute.

Yeah, I know she's cute.
She's just a little crazy in bed,

if you know what I mean.

- How do you know?
- How do you know?

- Next.
- Roll.

Come.

I just got this from my CO.

- It's a chapter 15 discharge.
- I know.

Your command
is recommending your discharge

from the United States Army Reserve
for homosexual conduct.

- I know you didn't want my case.
- Oh, well, I've been detailed your case.

It says so right here,
so now I don't have a choice.

Unless you decide to hire
a civilian attorney.

I would like for you to represent me.

Can we go over
the grounds for separation?

First allegation.

On or about March, 2007,

you were seen
at the Santa Anita Racetrack

with a group of women
who were openly lesbian.

One of the women had her arm
around your shoulder.

Second allegation.

On or around March, 2007,

you were again seen just outside
the Los Alamitos base

with the same woman, having what
appeared to be a lover's quarrel.

That's presumption.
Even if I had been seen,

Brown made that charge, and I personally
know he has a grudge against me.

Well, the first allegation was made
by your primary accuser,

whose name is not listed in this
document, but the second incident,

well, that's backed up
by your commanding officer,

Major Kevin Dixon,
who was also witness to the event.

- Go on.
- There's another allegation.

It alleges here that you showed
a female soldier in your unit,

Anita Martinez, preferential treatment
for job reclassification

because you were
romantically involved with her.

That's total bullshit.

Please don't use foul language
in my office, Williams.

- It's a flat-out lie.
- Well, these are the allegations,

and they didn't come out of the blue.

There's some solid evidence
here backing them up,

and if it's not true,
then it's on you to prove it.

Now, like it or not,
that's the way this thing works.

So, for my next question.

I don't know how to
ask this delicately, but I'm...

Delicately? What? I thought
we were talking about sex.

Yeah, but I want to know...

Well, some people like delicate sex.

Not me. There's nothing worse than

- tentative, timid lesbian sex.
- Right.

I would never be in one of those
lesbian bed-death relationships

where you just cuddle, and you know,
say goodnight and go to sleep.

I have a teddy bear if I want to do that.

- Yes.
- I was watching.

Was that lesbian? Is that lesbian?

Lesbian?

Lesbian. That? That is not sexy.
That's not sexy.

That?

- This is better. Much sexier.
- Is that more sexy? All right.

How do you say cunnilingus?
I made one up. Is that cunnilingus?

- It would be good.
- Pretty good, pretty close,

or I guess you could just say,
"Lick my pussy."

Well, you could sa y that, couldn't you?

- Got to remember that.
- No, you swore off sex, remember?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I did. I did.
I have a question.

How do you say, "Fuck"?

Well, you know, "Fuck you," obviously.

No, not "Fuck," "Fuck!" you know?

Like, this is, you know, to actually fuck.

You do that if you want to say,
"Fuck me, baby."

- Okay.
- Who says that to who?

Bette says that to you
or you say that to Bette?

Oh, well...

Bette said don't get too personal.

Oh, Bette. Boring, boring Bette.
I'll cut it out. We'll cut it out.

Last night, she said it to me.

Okay, all right.

I don't want to hear what
you and my sister been doing.

I don't want to know.

Private Jack Brown's wife just had a baby,

and he wanted to be reclassified MOS 42A
so he could be home with them,

but Brown's a lazy soldier.

He had a sub-standard score
in aptitude area CL,

and he's not qualified to be
a human resources specialist.

Specialist Martinez had
two commendations,

scored in the top one percent
in that aptitude area,

and is disciplined and hard-working,

and I never touched her
except to comfort her

over being upset about having
to leave her little boy

after we learned that our unit
was getting redeployed.

When you comforted her, did you hug her?

Is that grounds for separation?

Probably wouldn't be
if you hadn't been seen

holding hands with some girl
at the racetrack.

I want to stay in the service.

You should have thought of that
before you decided to be a lesbian.

You know what?
I'm going to take that back.

I'm going to assume you're not a lesbian,

because that's exactly what
we're going to have to prove

if you want to win this thing.

Let me clarify to you, Beech,

I never decided to become a lesbian,

but I decided to join the service.

I graduated second in my ROTC class.

I have a bronze star with V for valor

for saving the lives of three American
and two Iraqi soldiers

after an IED attack in Tal Afar.

I watched my Staff Sergeant Robert Ganz

get his stomach blown open
after a mortar attack

and held him in my arms as he died,

which, by the way,
was not a romantic embrace either.

I believe in American democracy,

and I'm willing to risk my life
for my country.

Do you really think
I don't belong in this army?

All right...

Here's what I'm hoping for, Williams.

I'm hoping that girl in the parking lot
turns out to be your first cousin,

and that the two of you
were having a heated argument

about whether to put your old grandma
in the nursing home.

That's what happened here, right?

Oh, look at that, she's from Slovakia.

Scroll down a bit.

Hey, Alice, can I talk to you for a second?

No, not right now, sorry.

I made a podcast.

What do you mean, you made a podcast?

Yeah, and I was hoping you could take
a look at it, see if maybe we...

I got to get this.

Hey, how'd it go?

- Stop working.
- Sorry.

So...

Do you want to know more
about who's going to be there?

Yeah. I know there's Frank and...

- What's his wife's name?
- Sammie.

Sammie, Sammie...

Oh, and what about...

- Michael Angelo.
- Michael Angelo, my God,

how could I forget that?

So, tell me about him.

But he is... Oh, he's a curator?

Don't make me out to be such a snob.

Oh, you're a snob.

- No, I'm not.
- Oh, yes.

I'm nervous.

Oh, God!

Okay.

Both hands.

Hey.

So, what happened?

Fuck. God, those fuckers.

Beech got detailed to be my defense.

The homophobic prick?

Yeah, he doesn't want it.
He has to take it. He has no choice.

Well, I don't see my name here.

Believe me, Alice, they know who you are.

Oh, right, 'cause they're the military.

Well, they don't know
who they're dealing with.

- Alice...
- I mean...

That last one is false, by the way,
the one about Martinez.

Yeah, I know that.

You know what?

We'll fight it. I mean, we're
not going to back down to that.

What do we have to do to win this thing?

I have to lie.

Isn't that against
your military code of honor?

What do I have to do?

Do you need me to disappear for a while?
Do you need me to leave you alone?

No.

That's not what I want.

Because I can do that.

I know it's late in the game,
but I can do that.

I can be really on the DL, you know.
Like, just be really discreet,

and, like, a non-existent girlfriend.

I want you to know I can do that.

I'm sorry.
We shouldn't have stopped to eat.

Okay, so...

There's Huahine, Raiatea,

Bora Bora and Maupiti.

The Society Islands.

Okay, where...

Tahaa?

Tahaa.

Flower-shaped island. Smells of vanilla.

- And you have a place there?
- Tiny little piece of paradise.

Belonged to my grandfather.

- If I ever get out of here...
- You will.

You'll get out.

Peabody, you got a visitor.

But it's 10:00 at night.

I guess somebody's pulling some strings.

You got friends in high places.

- Be right back.
- Yeah, right.

Hey...

Take this.

Let me eat your pussy.

Were I receptive to such a proposition,
it would first require a full booty check,

and were you to pass muster,
baby, I'd give it to you family style.

- Don't worry, darling, Mummy's here.
- Where the hell have you been?

I've been on a treasure hunt. It was mad.

We ended up exhausted
on some nameless little Greek island.

I know, I never go on these things,
but in this case,

the winner got to walk away
with this magnificent fragment

of a Praxiteles foot.
Quite genuine, I'm sure.

So breathtakingly beautiful. So priceless.

- So illegal. Sort of like you, darling...
- Mummy,

- I don't have much time for this.
- Really?

Well, seems to me you've got
great gobs of time, Helena.

Yes, let's not bother with the small talk.

Shall we just finally say
that you've learned your lesson?

Oh, I've learned
a phenomenal amount, Mummy.

- I've learned that I can look after myself...
- Oh, yes, wonderful, sweetheart.

Now, Whit is on his way to post your bail.
Charming.

And he's bringing you
a fresh change of clothing.

- You haven't lost much weight, have you?
- I'm fine,

actually, Mummy,
and what I don't want is...

What we're looking into
is getting your record expunged.

That will cost a pretty penny,
but I think it's time to...

No, Mummy, I don't want that.

No? No, Mummy, I don't want what?

What? Would you try to speak
like a semi-literate person, please, Helena?

I know that you've been keeping
rather sordid company lately, but...

I've been keeping
very fine company, Mummy,

and what I don't want
is for you to come swanning in here,

throwing your money about.
I know I made a mistake.

I'm quite happy to finish my time
and pay my debt to society.

Helena, pull yourself together.

For God's sake, you're a Peabody.

What difference does that make?

Peabodies don't have debts, darling,

not to anyone and certainly not to society.

Thank you.

- Thank you, Bones.
- Robbie, where's the jam?

In the fridge, babe, behind all the beer.

Okay, everyone, it's our favorite tradition.

Morning mojitos. Bring it on.

Finally!

The artist has arrived.

Everyone, this is...

The beautiful Bette!

- Nice to meet you.
- It's so nice to meet you.

It's a morning mojito.

It's a Big Bear Lake tradition.
You have to drink it.

You know what?
It's a little bit early for me, but thanks.

Oh, come on, Bette. Don't be such a wuss.

It's good to put a face
to those grunts and groans.

Last night.

You girls got in late, but
I guess you weren't too tired, huh?

Man, sounded good.

Oh, fuck.

Did everyone hear us?

- I left something in the room.
- Okay.

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

Is she all right?

That's ridiculous. She'll be fine, right?

- Yeah, she'll be fine.
- Okay.

- To us.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

So last night,
I finally filled out the insurance paperwork

to claim for the fire. I'm telling you,

it's been sitting on my
desk for three weeks untouched.

Last night, I do it start to finish.

- Good for you, Shane.
- And then I went in my closet,

got rid of all my old Converse, all those
low-ass jeans that you always see me in.

I started prioritizing my life.

- What do you mean?
- You know, like, setting goals for myself.

Like, I want
to see Shay every three weeks,

and I want to quit smoking, for sure.

I'm telling you, Tina,

this celibacy thing is like
a master cleanse to my body.

- You got to try it.
- You know, Shane,

I've gone long periods without sex.

It doesn't have the same
salubrious effect on me.

Salubrious?

Yeah, salubrious.

I like it. Salubrious.

That's the other thing I've been doing,

trying to expand my vocabulary.
Now I go into the dictionary,

I try to memorize 10 words a day.
It actually works.

So, anyway, what are you
going to wear on your date?

I don't know. What do you wear on a date
with a heart doctor?

Shane...

Hey!

Bette, Bette! Bette!

Come on, we need a wide receiver.
Come on!

- No, thank you!
- Come on!

Michael Angelo built
the Sistine Chapel, you know.

Actually, I think he just painted the ceiling.

The house, we call it the Sistine Chapel.

Built it with his bare hands.

But the log cabin in Wyoming,
that's where he spends most of the year.

You're in violation, by the way.

We don't allow work here
at the Sistine Chapel.

Well, I guess I'll just
have to get an infraction,

or whatever the punishment is.

Bette... All right.

Bette, we need to recruit you
onto our team.

I don't really want to play.

Yeah. It's the lake or the game.

I'd like to stay here, thank you.

Don't make me do it. Lake or the game.

- Really, the book.
- Okay, no problem. Come on.

Hey!

Hey, you asshole!

No...

How's it going?

- I don't know how people do this.
- Hey, Jenny!

- She's meditating.
- Here's the podcast.

I haven't shown it to Alice yet,
but I'd just really like your opinion.

Fuck it. Okay.

- I can't. I have to go to a screening.
- But you said you'd look at it.

But I'm late, so I'm going to go,
but I'm sure it's going to be good. Bye.

Sorry. I'm going to go that way. Bye!

Sorry, just forgot my keys.

Fuck it! I can't do this.

I can't. I can't. I can't do this.
What are you doing?

I made this podcast

and I haven't shown it to Alice yet,
and I just really...

I don't know, I'm just looking
for somebody's opinion.

Well, I can tell you my opinion,
if you want it.

Really?

- Do you want my opinion?
- Sure.

Well, great, I've been up since 5:00.
I haven't dealt with any drama or bullshit,

- so, what do I do?
- You...

- Play?
- Yeah, right there.

Hey, Bette, why don't you start the roux?

I don't have the faintest idea
how to make a roux.

Have a glass of wine,
help me set the table.

So, Bette,

what are you doing to help
restore some equanimity

in this fucking ridiculous
overpriced art market?

What am I doing?

Well, you're a big
mover and a shaker, aren't you?

You could be doing something.

Actually, I'm the Dean
of a university art department.

Okay, but you're a big collector, right?

So let me tell you
about the show that I curated last month

at the Jackson Hole Art Center.

I mean, 'cause there were at least 10
paintings that were every bit as good

as the Eric Fischl
that you have in your collection.

What makes you so sure
she's got an Eric Fisher?

It's Fischl, Bones. Eric Fischl,

and I bet you that she has one.

I doubt there were 10 paintings
in a local art show that were

even comparable to my Fischl.

- Hey, M, be nice.
- I am, I am, I am, I am.

How can you doubt it?

It's just that it's really unlikely

that there are 10 truly great paintings
in a community show.

When was the last time
that you even looked at art

outside of New York or L.A.?

You know, you're right.

I haven't seen a community art show
in a really long time,

and I would love to see some of the pieces
that you're so excited about.

Really?

Awesome!

I brought some pictures,
and I could bring them down,

say, after dinner?

- That would be great.
- Yeah!

You rock my world.

She's the best.

I didn't know that you were a collector.
It didn't say that on your profile.

I just started a couple of years ago.

I'm sure it doesn't compare
to your ex's collection.

Oh, no, no, it's...

They're beautiful. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have talked about
my ex so much at dinner.

It's fine. It's fine.

It was a big relationship for you.
It's normal to talk about it.

- Would you like a glass of wine?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

We'll take that money.

You have really great tits.

Augmented.

You went for it.

Put your face in them.

Spread your legs open.

- Do you like it when I talk dirty?
- Yeah.

Hey, we need to go.

I'm sorry, but my sister was robbed
at gunpoint last night.

- Is she okay?
- She's freaked, but I just...

I really want to get back
before she starts drinking.

The girl had a fucking gun
pointed at her, let her have a drink.

My sister is an alcoholic,

so that would probably be
the worst thing I could do.

I packed your suitcase,
so we're ready to go.

If you want to stay, I'll drive you back.

That's fine, if that's what you want to do.

No, of course not. I'll go home with you.

You were just making that up
back there, weren't you,

because you were having
such a lousy time?

Yeah, I just made up
that my sister got robbed at gunpoint

to get out of bowling?

Why would I ever want to give up

the opportunity to wear
smelly used shoes,

drink warm domestic beer
and kick your ass?

Wait until next year.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hey...

- I'll see you.
- Yeah.

They took my whole week.

Sweetie, don't worry about the money.

I'm just so glad they didn't hurt you.

I'm just going to be in the next room
if you need anything.

- Okay.
- I'll let you go to sleep.

She'll be okay.

They're taking my whole fucking life
away from me.

Hey, Kit, are you all right?
I'm really sorry about what happened.

Oh, no, thanks, it's all right.
I just got to keep busy.

- You're here!
- Hey!

She's free!

- Hi! Thank you.
- Welcome home.

Thanks. I'm so glad you all came.

I just want to say, you know, goodbye

- before I leave.
- Where are you going?

Wait, wait, isn't there going to be a trial?

Actually, our family doesn't go on trial.
We generally go to Europe.

Are you leaving the country
before the trial?

We've got Brendan Abbott.

He's the best criminal attorney
in California.

He's going to get this record expunged.

Until then,
we will be recovering from our ignominy

in a country
with a very healthy non-extradition treaty.

I can't believe you're leaving.

Well, I only wish I could say it was
because I thought

Helena had learned her lesson,

but I can assure you

- that any future rehabilitation...
- What does she mean by that?

...of Helena's character will be imposed
under a more rigorous program

than the Los Angeles
lesbian lifestyle can provide.

At least Paris, when she was in the clink,

didn't get involved with some
big butch prison daddy dyke.

You have really outstripped
yourself this time, my girl.

I suppose you all have heard
about this Dusty person?

Dusty? Girl, good for you.

It wasn't for protection.

Turns out she's one of
the most enlightened,

beautiful women that I've ever known...

For God's sake, Helena,
just give us a break.

Our flight's in an hour.

Can I have an adult beverage?
I thought this was supposed to be a party.

How about some gin
and Angostura bitters?

Got it coming.

I'm going to the loo.

Hey, Helena. Helena, hey...

- Where are you going?
- I can't...

Well...

- Are we ever going to see you again?
- I don't know. I hope so.

- Well, I'm going to miss you.
- Thanks.

You've been a really good friend.

- How you holding up?
- Not good.

- Can I?
- Yeah, of course.

I'm leaving, Shane.

- I know. Your mom told us.
- No. Not with her.

Look, can you cover for me?
Say I'm in the bathroom or something?

Yeah, I can cover for you,
but what are you talking about?

I...

I hid the money.

I'm going to get my friend out of prison,
and we're going to go somewhere.

Oh, my God.

Now, you keep it.

- I'm speechless.
- Don't tell anyone.

No, no, I'm not...

I'm not gonna... I swear to you.
I will not say a thing.

You got balls. Wow.
Come here, give me a hug.

Shane, I...

I didn't mean that.

- I...
- That...

I didn't mean that.

I'm sorry.
Listen, Helena, listen, really quickly.

I'm on a cleanse
and I hate it, and I just, and...

- It's all right.
- Fuck, I'm really embarrassed.

- Helena, I'm sorry.
- It's... I've got to go, though. So...

I understand. I understand, go. Go, go, go.

- All right.
- I'm sorry.

Take care of yourself!