Original subtitles

Don't you want to play with me?

Hi, I'm Sharon.

I'm divorced.

Sorry, my English is not good.

I'm here to find a

nice guy for my daughter and

have some fun.

Don't translate this.

See that I'm a nice guy and I'm going to do whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Sharon.

I'm Sam. Nice to meet you. Nice.

My English is not good, but I try.

Oh, okay.

Oh my god.

It's a nice boy.

I love young guys.

Problema.

I don't know good English, but I have a lab. Oh,

you've got a translator.

Yeah. Okay.

I know it's weird on the first day, but I want to know how to communicate.

You are dating my daughter, so today I figure out that you're going to drive me

around in English.

Oh, you want me to teach you English?

You?

Yeah. You, English?

Yeah. Okay.

Right.

Okay, I can try.

Should be fun.

So, this date is kind of getting a bit weird.

You know, I'm having to teach her English.

I can teach her English, of course.

Whatever, you know, whatever I have to do, I guess I have to do it, right?

I don't know where to start.

Do you want to drink?

What? Drink.

Water.

Oh, you want to drink?

Why?

Okay.

Hey.

Yeah,

thank you. So the first lesson would be to... Yeah?

In English it would be, would you like a drink?

Mm -hmm.

So do you want to try saying it? Yeah, what?

Would you like a drink? Would you like a drink?

Perfect. Oh. Perfect. Thank you.

See?

It was good.

Good? Yeah. Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, thank you.

What name?

The collar?

No. This is a collar. Yeah.

Okay. And this?

That's an ear.

Ear. Yeah.

Yeah.

And this?

Your foot?

Yeah.

this oh oh your heels right yeah yeah your heel that's a heel yeah yeah but

shoes you think yeah yeah it's very nice very nice colour

as well yeah um any yeah this is good so

um and what name this uh your your bra not

this

Your boobs?

Uh, yeah.

Um, I'm having a hard time understanding her. Like, does she really mean what I

think she means?

Because, you know, you know what I'm thinking of, right?

Do you want me to touch them?

Yes, yes, I think. Are you sure?

Yeah? Yeah.

Uh, okay.

Yeah. The boobs.

Oh,

sorry.

I think I might have misunderstood.

This is getting a bit strange.

I think she wanted me to grab her titties, so, you know, I just did. I

them, and they felt really good. Mm, yeah.

This is, uh, this is kind of fun.

You know, I guess a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, right?

I think he misunderstood what I said because he suddenly pecked my teeth, but

it's a good thing I don't speak English.

Yeah.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. So that's the, um, the cool breath.

Yeah.

Very nice.

And this?

We actually have a lot of words for

that.

I kind of forget all of them right now.

That's nice.