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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,134 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:05,005 MATTY, I DIDN'’T GET INTO SCU. - I'’M SORRY. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,441 WHY DID YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 4 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,008 - BECAUSE YOU'’RE MATTY MCKIBBEN. 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,574 - APPARENTLY THAT'’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR GABBY. 6 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:11,228 SHE JUST WANTS TO TAKE THINGS A LITTLE SLOW. 7 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:12,490 - NOT EVERYONE CAN MOVE AS FAST AS I CAN. 8 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,883 - WHICH I RESPECT. 9 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,928 SOME THINGS ARE JUST WORTH WAITING FOR. 10 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:24,154 [California I Follow by Corsica Arts Club] 11 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,199 - IS THAT THE MAIL? 12 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,809 - THE MAIL'’S HERE? 13 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,116 - I SHOULD BE GETTING AN ENVELOPE FROM LOCKARD. 14 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,121 SQUIRREL. 15 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,383 DON'’T WORRY, MOM. 16 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:38,342 SHOULD BE HEARING ANY DAY NOW. 17 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,388 A GIRL IN MY ENGLISH CLASS FOUND OUT YESTERDAY. 18 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:43,217 - YEAH, I... 19 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,132 ORDERED A GIFT FOR YOUR DAD. 20 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,525 - OH, CRAP, GIFT. 21 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,266 - ♪ SOMETIMES I CAN'’T ♪ 22 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,616 - IT WAS MATTY'’S BIRTHDAY, 18. 23 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,444 TECHNICALLY, HE WAS AN ADULT, 24 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:56,534 AND I WAS TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE ADULT HANDBOOK MYSELF. 25 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,145 THE FACT THAT HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND 26 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,102 DIDN'’T MEAN I COULDN'’T STILL BE HIS FRIEND. 27 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,322 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 28 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,628 - AW, A CUPCAKE. MY FAVORITE. 29 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:04,803 THAT'’S SO NICE, JENNA. THANK YOU. 30 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:05,848 - YEAH, IT'’S CHOCOLATE. 31 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,502 OKAY, YOU KNOW I LOVE-- 32 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,373 - I DON'’T KNOW, BUT I'’VE BEEN TOLD... 33 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,636 all: SOMEONE HERE IS GETTING OLD. 34 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:14,465 - IT'’S MATTY'’S SPECIAL DAY TODAY. 35 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,163 all: THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO SAY. 36 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,816 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 37 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:20,080 HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YEAH. 38 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,081 [all cheering] 39 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,082 - THANK YOU. 40 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,562 MY GOSH. 41 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:27,261 - YAY. - YES. 42 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:29,915 - BAKING FOR HER MAN SEEMED A LITTLE '’50s TO ME. 43 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,961 BUT I HAD TO GIVE GABBY PROPS. 44 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:34,442 IT WAS SWEET, IF A LITTLE PREDICTABLE. 45 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:37,271 - LAKER TICKETS? HOLY [bleep]. 46 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,316 - TURNS OUT I WAS THE PREDICTABLE ONE, 47 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,884 ROOTING FOR GABBY'’S GESTURE TO FALL FLAT. 48 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:55,506 - SO MARY TOOK UP WITH THE KING AS HIS MISTRESS, 49 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,421 BUT ANNE BOLEYN LAY IN WAIT, 50 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,990 KNOWING THE LONG GAME TOOK PATIENCE AND CUNNING. 51 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,383 - EXCUSE ME. 52 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,515 UH, MATTHEW MCKIBBEN, 53 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,213 YOU'’RE WANTED IN THE PRINCIPAL'’S OFFICE. 54 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,650 all: OOH. 55 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,348 - SIR THOMAS WYATT'’S LOVE FOR ANNE BOLEYN 56 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:13,089 WAS OBVIOUS IN HIS POETRY. 57 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:16,440 HE WAS LONG THOUGHT TO HAVE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER... 58 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,573 - YOUR SURPRISE WAS SO COOL, GAB. 59 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,531 YOU'’RE, LIKE, THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. 60 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:23,621 - GABBY MAY HAVE BEEN MATTY'’S BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER, 61 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,189 BUT I WAS DETERMINED TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND EVER, 62 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,060 AND THAT MEANT BEING POLITE TO GABBY. 63 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,454 IT WAS REALLY COOL, GABBY. 64 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:31,934 HE LOVED IT. 65 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,197 - AW, THANKS. 66 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,851 OH, HEY, I'’M THROWING A LITTLE SURPRISE PARTY FOR MATTY LATER. 67 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,374 YOU SHOULD COME. 68 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,898 - GABBY WAS CLEARLY JUST PLAYING NICE. 69 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,204 SHE DIDN'’T WANT ME TO BE THERE 70 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,945 ANY MORE THAN I WANTED TO BE THERE. 71 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:45,730 WELL, I WAS NOT GOING TO BE RAILROADED INTO THAT. 72 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:46,514 TONIGHT? 73 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,211 I-I HAVE PLANS. 74 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,691 - OH, NO, TOTALLY. 75 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:52,215 I GET IT IF YOU'’RE NOT COMFORTABLE. 76 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,130 - WAIT, WHAT HAD JUST HAPPENED? 77 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,393 SUDDENLY I WASN'’T FEELING RAILROADED 78 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:59,309 SO MUCH AS HIGH-ROADED. 79 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,093 - WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD, MAN! 80 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,444 YOUR ASS IS MINE! 81 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:06,838 - OKAY, SLUNTERDOGS, WE NEED A NEW ROUTINE FOR REGIONALS. 82 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,623 WITH LISSA BEING SUSPENDED 83 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:11,365 FOR TRIPPING HER TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT OFF 84 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,496 AT THE VALENTINE'’S DANCE, 85 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:15,151 I'’M RECLAIMING MY STOLEN CAPTAINCY. 86 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:19,851 SO, EVERYONE, GET READY TO LEARN A NEW CHEER. 87 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:20,896 U-G-L-Y. 88 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:23,203 YOU AIN'’T GOT NO ALIBI. YOU UG-- 89 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,162 - WE DIDN'’T VOTE YOU IN CHARGE, SADIST SAXTON. 90 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:27,729 AND THAT CHEER IS MEAN. 91 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,470 WE ARE CHEERLEADERS, NOT JEER LEADERS. 92 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:32,168 - YOU ARE LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON STUDY BUDDIES. 93 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,909 DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? 94 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:36,433 - YOU ARE LIKE A BOSSY BULLDOG. 95 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:37,913 DO YOU EVER LET GO? 96 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,697 - AAH! 97 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:42,309 THAT IS IT, GINGER-VITIS. [screams] 98 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:45,050 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GINGER, PERMA-BITCH FACE? 99 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,531 [both shouting] 100 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,146 - NOW, LOOK, I LOVE A GIRL FIGHT 101 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,018 JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT YOUTUBER, 102 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,628 BUT YOU TWO ARE SENIORS. 103 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,021 YOU HAVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE. 104 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,675 - I WAS TRYING TO. 105 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,764 WITH LISSA GONE, I'’M IN CHARGE. 106 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,461 - SAYS WHO? I'’M CLASS PRESIDENT. 107 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,289 I SHOULD MAKE ALL LEADERSHIP DECISIONS. 108 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,421 - BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT. 109 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,597 I AM THE MASTER OF YOUR FATES 110 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:10,859 AND THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR SOULS, 111 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:14,210 AND I SAY YOU WORK TOGETHER. 112 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,908 HUH? 113 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,302 [R&B music] 114 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,651 [plane whooshing] 115 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,262 - ARE WE NEAR AN AIRPORT? 116 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,959 - [chuckling] PROBABLY. 117 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:27,484 SURPRISE! 118 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,920 - ♪ OH YEAH 119 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,835 - HUH? 120 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,489 - NO WAY. HOW DID YOU GET US IN HERE? 121 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:33,751 - 18 AND OVER. 122 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:34,796 WE'’RE BOTH LEGAL NOW. 123 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,451 HOW COOL IS THIS? 124 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,017 - SWEET. 125 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,280 AND SOUR. 126 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:44,153 THEY HAVE A HOT FOOD BUFFET. 127 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,894 [bell rings] 128 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,809 - CHOKE ME OUT WITH A CHEER STICK. 129 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,637 I HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH SADIE. 130 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,379 I CAN GET ALONG WITH ANYONE EXCEPT MEAN GIRLS. 131 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,424 THEY'’RE JUST ANOTHER LEVEL OF SUCK. 132 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:55,947 - THE KEY IS TO NOT SHOW FEAR. 133 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:59,299 SADIE CAN SMELL IT ON YOU LIKE BAD... 134 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,517 BRITNEY JEAN PERFUME? 135 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,910 - IT WAS ON SALE. 136 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,607 - FOR A REASON. 137 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:04,652 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'’S WORSE THAN MEAN GIRLS? 138 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,088 FAKE NICE ONES. 139 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,786 APPARENTLY GABBY IS HAVING A PARTY FOR MATTY, 140 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,354 A SURPRISE PARTY, AND SHE INVITED ME. 141 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,877 OBVIOUSLY I'’M NOT GOING. 142 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,837 - UM, ARE YOU KIDDING? - NO. 143 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,317 - JENNA, GABBY JUST THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET. 144 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,927 BY INVITING YOU, SHE'’S SAYING, 145 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,798 "I'’M SO SECURE IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MATTY, 146 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,017 I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH HIS EX." 147 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,061 IT'’S A POWER MOVE. 148 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,324 IT'’S CHICK CHICKEN. 149 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,629 THE FIRST ONE TO FLINCH LOSES. 150 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,718 IF YOU DON'’T GO, SHE WINS. 151 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,459 - WAS TAMARA RIGHT? 152 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:32,027 WAS GABBY'’S INVITATION ALL ABOUT INTIMIDATION? 153 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,985 IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO DECLINE, 154 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,379 THEN MY ONLY MOVE WAS TO ACCEPT. 155 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:40,122 [indistinct chatter] 156 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,341 HEY, GABBY. 157 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,646 SO MY PLANS TONIGHT GOT CANCELLED, 158 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:43,865 AND I CAN DEFINITELY COME TO THE PARTY. 159 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,040 YAY. 160 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,998 - OH, THAT'’S GREAT, JEN. 161 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,523 AND, HEY, THE MORE THE MERRIER. 162 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,396 - YOU'’RE SO NOT A JEN. 163 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,832 I THINK ABBREVIATING NAMES 164 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,747 IS IN THE INTIMIDATION NATION'’S BYLAWS. 165 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,054 - HOW WAS THAT FOR A POWER MOVE? 166 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,665 I'’LL BE IN AND OUT IN TEN. I WIN. 167 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:04,407 - HEY, JEN, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BY MATTY'’S HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL 168 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,408 AND HELP ME SET UP? 169 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,714 THAT WOULD GIVE US SOME TIME 170 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,586 TO REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 171 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,153 LATER. 172 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,198 - JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'’D HIT AN EASY VOLLEY, 173 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:14,504 GABBY UPPED HER GAME. 174 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:23,905 - BY THE TIME I GOT TO MATTY'’S, 175 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,908 I HAD PSYCHED MYSELF UP TO FACE OFF WITH GABBY. 176 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,563 SHE MAY HAVE HAD A FULL RIDE TO STANFORD FOR TENNIS, 177 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,303 BUT I COULD HANDLE A FRIENDLY SINGLES MATCH. 178 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,871 [doorbell dings] 179 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,786 - HEY! 180 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,400 - I HADN'’T BARGAINED FOR THE WHOLE TEAM. 181 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,620 [indistinct chatter] 182 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,452 - THIS IS FRICKIN'’ SWEET. 183 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,280 WE'’D BE IN MATH CLASS RIGHT NOW. 184 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,325 - TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 185 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,284 YOU'’RE 18. - YEAH. 186 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:56,024 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 187 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,373 - ACTUALLY, NO. 188 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,983 - WELL, YOU CAN VOTE. 189 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,463 - NEXT ELECTION'’S IN TWO YEARS. 190 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,725 - YOU CAN BUY A LOTTO TICKET. 191 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,510 - THEY CARD YOU FOR THOSE? 192 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,033 - YOU CAN SMOKE CIGARETTES. 193 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,817 OH, BUT DON'’T, '’CAUSE YOU COULD DIE. 194 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,167 YOU CAN JOIN THE ARMY. OOH. 195 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,039 GOD, I GUESS TURNING 18 196 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,041 IS ALL ABOUT BEING ALLOWED TO DO THINGS THAT COULD KILL YOU. 197 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,130 - ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE THING I CAN DO NOW 198 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,479 THAT'’S PRETTY COOL. 199 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,873 - OH, YEAH? WHAT? 200 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,832 - I CAN FIND OUT WHO MY BIRTH PARENTS ARE. 201 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,921 I FILLED OUT A FORM A FEW WEEKS AGO. 202 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,054 ONCE I TURN 18, I'’M ELIGIBLE TO KNOW. 203 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:29,361 - WOW, THAT'’S INTENSE. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 204 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:33,191 IT'’S NO LEMONADE, BUT FATHER SHERIDAN SURE LIKES IT. 205 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,628 - GOD BLESS. 206 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,328 - LITTLE... 207 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:42,287 - MM, PERFECT PLACEMENT. 208 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,288 WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM. 209 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:46,161 - TOTALLY. 210 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:49,164 GABBY WAS A FIERCE COMPETITOR, BUT I COULD BE TOO. 211 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:53,037 I WAS GONNA BE SO [bleep] FRIENDLY, IT HURT. 212 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:56,040 - NOW, SOUNDTRACK-- I WAS THINKING BRUNO MARS, 213 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,128 BECAUSE THAT'’S WHAT WAS ON THE RADIO 214 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,782 ON OUR FIRST DATE-- WHAT DO YOU THINK? 215 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,001 - MATTY'’S FAVORITE BAND WAS BASTILLE, 216 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,698 BUT I DIDN'’T WANT TO SEEM LIKE 217 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,439 I WAS TRYING TO PROVE I KNEW HIM BETTER. 218 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,179 WHAT WAS THE PLAY HERE? 219 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,094 I THINK THAT-- 220 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,704 - I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD DO WHAT YOU THINK, GAB. 221 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:11,055 I MEAN, YOU ARE HIS GIRLFRIEND. 222 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,623 - I THINK IF BRUNO MARS IS SENTIMENTAL, 223 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,451 THEN MATTY WILL LOVE IT. 224 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,279 - COOL, THANKS. 225 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,150 - YIKES, HUMMUS. 226 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,935 IF GABBY SERVED THAT, SHE'’D DOUBLE FAULT. 227 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,458 AND I WASN'’T JUST PLAYING NICE WITH HER. 228 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,112 IF I WAS REALLY MATTY'’S FRIEND, 229 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,114 I'’D HELP GABBY GIVE HIM THE PARTY HE'’D LOVE. 230 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,637 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, MATTY HATES HUMMUS. 231 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,509 IT REMINDS HIM OF CAT PUKE. 232 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,427 - UH, THANK YOU, JENNA. 233 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,518 YOU'’RE A LIFESAVER. 234 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,042 VANESSA, HIDE THE HUMMUS. 235 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,478 - FORGET THE HUMMUS. 236 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,915 I HAD TEXTED JAKE TO GET MATTY HERE BY 6:30, 237 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,788 AND HE JUST WROTE BACK, "WASTED," WITH THREE EMOJIS. 238 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:48,658 TWO LIGHTNING BOLTS AND A BATHTUB? 239 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,007 - OH, MY GOD, THEY'’RE DRUNK. 240 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,531 THEY'’RE GONNA MISS THE WHOLE PARTY. 241 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,662 I STILL NEED TO GET SOME OTHER DIP. 242 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,142 AND WHO'’S GONNA PICK THEM UP? 243 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,578 - RELAX, I'’M TEXTING TAMARA RIGHT NOW. 244 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,667 SHE WILL PICK UP MATTY AND JAKE. 245 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,364 I'’LL GRAB SOME GUACAMOLE, 246 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,149 AND I'’LL STEAL A BOTTLE OF THAT TEQUILA MATTY LIKES 247 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,716 FROM MY PARENTS. 248 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,369 YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, GAB. 249 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:07,590 WHEN IT CAME TO PLAYING NICE, I HAD JUST ACED GABBY. 250 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,288 GAME, SET, MATCH. 251 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,290 - FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 252 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,683 GREAT FORM, GUYS. 253 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,424 NOW, FOR THIS NEXT PART, I WAS THINKING, 254 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,382 "YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY. 255 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,602 DON'’T MATTER IF WE WIN, AS LONG AS WE PLAY." 256 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,212 - THAT CHEER IS LAME. 257 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:23,867 YOU'’RE BEING TOO NICE, STRAWBERRY SHORT BUS. 258 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,173 - I CAN DO A MEANER CHEER, 259 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,218 JUST NOT "U-G-L-Y." 260 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,524 [gasps] I'’VE GOT IT. 261 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:32,354 N-O-T A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E. 262 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,703 NOT ATTRACTIVE. 263 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,314 NOT, NOT ATTRACTIVE. - IT IS NO USE. 264 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,578 I'’M A BULLDOG, AND YOU'’RE A CHIHUAHUA. 265 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,883 [cell phone chimes] 266 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,319 WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO PLAY NICE. 267 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,670 - WHOA, I HAVE TO PICK UP JAKE AND MATTY AT A STRIP CLUB? 268 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,498 I'’M NOT GOING BY MYSELF. 269 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:47,587 I NEED A BULLDOG. 270 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,068 [Parisby Magic Man] 271 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:54,550 - ♪ JETLAG, BEEN IN A STATE OF DISASTER ♪ 272 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,030 ♪ EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU 273 00:09:56,030 --> 00:10:00,991 ♪ THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU JUST FADE AWAY ♪ 274 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:04,473 ♪ NOW I GET LOST TRACING MY STEPS BACK ♪ 275 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,388 - THE BIG ENVELOPE. 276 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,998 EVERYONE KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT. 277 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,870 I'’D WAIT UNTIL AFTER MATTY'’S PARTY TO OPEN IT 278 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,915 AND SAVOR ALL THE DETAILS. 279 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,788 BUT IT SURE FELT GOOD TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO SAY... 280 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:17,051 I GOT IN! I GOT IN! 281 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,574 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE WE CAN'’T GET IN. 282 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,054 - NICE TRY, THOUGH... 283 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,447 SHAKIRA. 284 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,580 - THESE HIPS DON'’T LIE. 285 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,888 BUT I DO. 286 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:30,194 COME ON. 287 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,153 - JUST SO WE'’RE CLEAR, I'’M DOING THIS FOR MATTY, 288 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,545 BECAUSE I WOULDN'’T LET HIM MISS HIS PARTY. 289 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,635 I WOULD NEVER GO TO THESE LENGTHS FOR ANYONE ELSE, 290 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,201 ESPECIALLY NOT YOU. 291 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,290 - WELL, I'’M DOING THIS FOR JENNA. 292 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,379 WE JUST MADE IT THROUGH A MINOR ROUGH PATCH IN OUR FRIENDSHIP, 293 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,251 AND IT'’S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO PULL THROUGH FOR HER. 294 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,209 - NAMES. 295 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,907 - I'’M CHI-CHI WA-WA, AND THIS IS SADIE SAXTON. 296 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,299 - DON'’T USE MY REAL NAME! 297 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,692 - WHY NOT? IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIPPER NAME. 298 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,302 - OKAY, LOCKERS ARE THERE. 299 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,565 DISPOSABLE RAZORS AND BABY WIPES ON THE COUNTER. 300 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,742 - LET'’S JUST GO GET THEM. 301 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,005 - NO. STAGE IS THAT WAY. 302 00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,789 - WE'’RE JUST HERE TO GET SOME GUYS. 303 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,922 - AREN'’T WE ALL, SWEETIE? 304 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,794 COME ON, YOU TWO UP NEXT. 305 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,366 - WHOO, YEAH, ALL RIGHT! 306 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,367 THERE SHE IS. 307 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,368 YEAH! 308 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,674 - OH, MAN, I GOT TO PEE SO BAD, 309 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,371 BUT I DON'’T THINK I CAN STAND UP. 310 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,677 - YEAH, WHAT'’S IN THESE? 311 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,853 [cheers and applause] 312 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,770 - THAT LOOKS LIKE... 313 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,119 both: TAMARA AND SADIE. 314 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,424 - WHOO, LET'’S GO! 315 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,687 TAKE IT OFF! 316 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,079 - YOU TAKE IT OFF. 317 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,341 - HOO-HOO! 318 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,604 [laughing] 319 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,345 [dance music] 320 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,871 [men whooping and whistling] 321 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:42,702 ♪ 322 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,486 - YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY. 323 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,141 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 324 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:50,622 [men whooping] 325 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,973 - DOESN'’T MATTER IF YOU WIN, AS LONG AS YOU PLAY. 326 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,278 - TAKE IT OFF. 327 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,932 YEAH, BABY. 328 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,542 - WHOO! 329 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,501 - MY EYES. GOUGE OUT MY EYES! 330 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:03,287 - THIS CAN'’T BE HAPPENING. 331 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,333 - LET'’S GO, BOYS. 332 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,552 - MM. LET'’S GO, GIRLS. 333 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,032 - SERIOUSLY, YOU'’RE COMING WITH US. 334 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,033 - NO, NO. NO TOUCHING. 335 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,034 THEY SAID NO TOUCHING. 336 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,470 - NO, DUMMY. 337 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,471 GABBY IS THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY, 338 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,472 AND YOU'’RE MISSING IT. 339 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,474 - OH, OKAY. 340 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,521 - ♪ LET ME SEE YOU MOVE 341 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,609 ♪ 342 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,089 ♪ LET ME SEE YOU MOVE 343 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,613 [party chatter] 344 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,310 - TAMARA SAID THEY'’LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 345 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,877 - EVERYBODY HIDE. MATTY'’S COMING. 346 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,445 EVERYBODY HIDE, HIDE. 347 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,232 [exhales] 348 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:38,453 GIRL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 349 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:39,933 I HAVE TO ADMIT, 350 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,891 I WAS KIND OF NERVOUS TO ASK YOU FOR HELP, 351 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,763 BUT I'’M GLAD I DID. 352 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,764 - NERVOUS? WHY? 353 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,853 - [chuckles] 354 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,508 BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID YOU'’D THINK MY PARTY IDEAS WERE LAME. 355 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,510 YOU'’RE CREATIVE AND ALTERNATIVE. 356 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:56,688 I'’M, LIKE, STRAIGHT AND BORING. 357 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,342 - GABBY, YOU'’RE NOT BORING. 358 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,953 IF ANYTHING, YOU'’RE INTIMIDATING. 359 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:03,260 - I'’M INTIMIDATING? 360 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,871 MATTY REALLY RESPECTS YOU 361 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,003 AND LIKES YOU AS A PERSON. 362 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,310 THAT'’S A LOT TO TAKE ON IN SOMEBODY'’S EX. 363 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,529 BUT I'’M GLAD WE'’RE HANGING OUT, 364 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,489 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, JENNA. 365 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,620 I GENUINELY DO. 366 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,100 - VALIDATION WAS COMING 367 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,407 FROM ALL SORTS OF UNEXPECTED PLACES TODAY. 368 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,670 FIRST LOCKARD AND NOW GABBY? 369 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,803 I HAD BEEN WRONG TO THINK SHE HAD ANY AGENDA 370 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,500 OTHER THAN KINDNESS. 371 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,328 FINDING OUT I WAS WRONG ABOUT HER 372 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,329 WAS A VERY HAPPY... 373 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,767 all: SURPRISE! 374 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,464 - WHAT? 375 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,944 YOU! 376 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,947 [dance music] 377 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:41,255 ♪ 378 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,691 OKAY. 379 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,345 THANK YOU, GRANNIE MCKIBBEN. 380 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,261 I DON'’T PLAY BASEBALL. 381 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,959 ENVELOPE FROM UNCLE DOUG. 382 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,961 YEAH. 383 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,276 - SPEAKING OF ENVELOPES, GUESS WHAT. 384 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,277 I'’M IN. - [gasps] 385 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,800 YAY-GERMEISTER! WHERE? 386 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,933 - LOCKARD, BUT IT DOESN'’T MATTER WHERE. 387 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,848 I'’M JUST GLAD I'’M IN SOMEWHERE. 388 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,284 - THAT'’S AWESOME, CHICA. 389 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:13,243 CONGRATS. 390 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:16,029 - SO ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS NOW OR SOMETHING? 391 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,509 - WELL-- 392 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,469 both: YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY! 393 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,994 - SO WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS NOW? 394 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,126 - EW, NO! - NEVER. 395 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,692 - YOU GUYS, THIS PARTY, IT IS-- 396 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,042 IT IS OFF THE CHAIN. 397 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,304 YOU GOT ALL MY FAVORITES. 398 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,524 YOU GOT GUACAMOLE, TEQUILA, BASTILLE. 399 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,440 I MEAN, I AM THE LUCKIEST GUY. 400 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,920 - GIRL FRIENDSHIPS ARE AS PERPLEXING 401 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,095 AS THEY ARE PLEASURABLE. 402 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,444 I SUDDENLY REALIZED 403 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,969 THAT THIS HAD NEVER BEEN A COMPETITION FOR GABBY. 404 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,971 SHE WASN'’T TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME. 405 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,842 SHE WAS JUST STRAIGHT-UP COOL. 406 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,540 AND BEING TRULY COOL MEANT NOT JUST PLAYING NICE 407 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,586 BUT ACTUALLY BEING NICE. 408 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,545 THE PARTY WAS ALL GABBY. 409 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,504 - TO GABBY. 410 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,897 - AW, I CAN'’T. 411 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,942 I HAVE A BIG MATCH TOMORROW. 412 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,509 - MM. 413 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,424 UH, JENNA? 414 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,948 - IT FELT GOOD, NOT NEEDING THE CREDIT. 415 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,471 I WAS STILL A FRIEND TO MATTY, 416 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,517 BUT I'’D MADE A NEW FRIEND IN GABBY. 417 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:13,390 WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 418 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,262 BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 419 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,220 - JENNA. 420 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,875 THANK YOU. 421 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,921 - ANY TIME. 422 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,886 I HAVE TO SAY I AM PRETTY PROUD. 423 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,938 - OH, MY GOD. 424 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,549 WAIT, YOU ARE? 425 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,854 OH, THANK YOU. 426 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,945 OH, THANK GOD. 427 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,295 - THANK YOU? 428 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,384 - FOR BEING PROUD OF ME. 429 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,995 I JUST DIDN'’T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD REACT. 430 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,736 - PROUD OF YOU? 431 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,433 - YEAH. 432 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,653 - WAIT. 433 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,830 WHY DOES THAT SAY LACEY? 434 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,788 OH, MY GOD, YOU APPLIED TO LOCKARD? 435 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,791 YOU APPLIED TO COLLEGE? WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL ME? 436 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,793 - I DIDN'’T TELL ANYONE, NOT EVEN YOUR DAD. 437 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:09,838 - DID YOU TAKE THE SATs? 438 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,144 WHAT DID YOU GET? 439 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,494 OH, DON'’T EVEN TELL ME. 440 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,365 I CAN'’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 441 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,976 - HONESTLY, I CAN'’T EVEN BELIEVE I GOT IN. 442 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,021 - WELL, IS THERE ONE FOR ME? I MEAN, DID I GET IN? 443 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,244 - YES, THERE'’S SOMETHING FOR YOU, SEE? 444 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,810 JENNA HAMILTON. 445 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:29,118 - IT WAS THE SMALL ENVELOPE. BIG [bleep] DEAL. 446 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,994 - I HAD SPENT ALL DAY TRYING TO BE ADULT ABOUT THINGS, 447 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,083 AND RIGHT NOW I WAS FRESH OUT. 448 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,954 MY MOM HAD APPLIED TO COLLEGE? 449 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,521 AND WHAT WAS WORSE: 450 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,176 SHE HAD GOTTEN IN SOMEWHERE THAT HAD REJECTED ME? 451 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,830 - JENNA, PLEASE TALK TO ME. 452 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,919 - GO AWAY! 453 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,705 - SWEETIE, I DIDN'’T THINK THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY GET IN. 454 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,577 IT'’S JUST THAT I NEVER GOT TO GO, 455 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,885 AND THEN YOU'’RE GONNA BE LEAVING ME ALL ALONE, 456 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,626 AND I JUST THOUGHT-- 457 00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,627 - YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU'’D WAY OVERSTEP 458 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,194 YOUR NONEXISTENT BOUNDARIES 459 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,848 AND INTERFERE WITH MY LIFE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME? 460 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,416 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! 461 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,294 [knocking] 462 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,559 - PSST. 463 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,169 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 464 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,738 - I NEEDED A DRINKING PARTNER. 465 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:25,957 ARE YOU OKAY? 466 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,091 W-WHAT'’S WRONG? 467 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,271 - I DIDN'’T GET INTO LOCKARD. 468 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,881 - WAS THAT YOUR FIRST CHOICE? 469 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:37,795 - BUT MY MOM DID. 470 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,884 - YOUCH. 471 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,190 THAT'’S CRAZY. 472 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,062 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A DRINKING PARTNER 473 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,151 MORE THAN I DO. 474 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,327 - HMM. 475 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,070 - WHOA. 476 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,985 OOH. 477 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:54,899 - OH. - MM. 478 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:58,773 - UGH. 479 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,080 OH, CHASING TEQUILA WITH CHOCOLATE. 480 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,299 I'’M SO COOL. 481 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,214 - YEAH. 482 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,042 - YOU KNOW WHO'’S COOL? 483 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,175 GABBY. 484 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,265 SHE'’S SO SELF-CONFIDENT AND EASY BREEZY. 485 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,398 I'’M JUST NOT THAT AWESOME. 486 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,444 LOCKARD AGREES. 487 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,272 - IT'’S NOT TRUE. 488 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,449 - MATTY, LET'’S BE HONEST. 489 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,233 THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME 490 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,105 IN SOPHOMORE YEAR IS BECAUSE I'’D SLEEP WITH YOU. 491 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,628 AND I AM NOT CRITICIZING YOU. 492 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:32,285 I'’M JUST SAYING WHAT'’S TRUE. 493 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,982 NOW THERE'’S GABBY, AND... 494 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,811 YOU'’LL WAIT FOR HER AND DATE HER OUT IN THE OPEN, 495 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,118 AND... 496 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,382 THAT'’S NOT ME. 497 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:46,168 - JENNA, DO YOU KNOW WHY I'’M REALLY HERE? 498 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:50,129 OKAY, I DIDN'’T WANT TO DRINK ALONE, YES. 499 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,740 BUT I ALSO WANTED TO THANK YOU. 500 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,524 YOU GAVE GABBY ALL THE CREDIT, 501 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:58,963 BUT I KNOW YOU HELPED WITH THAT PARTY. 502 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,661 TODAY I GOT AN ENVELOPE 503 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,794 WITH MY BIRTH PARENTS'’ NAMES IN IT, 504 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,970 AND I DIDN'’T WANT TO OPEN IT ALONE. 505 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,973 [mellow pop music] 506 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:16,764 ♪ 507 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,940 WOW. 508 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,465 MY MOM DOES NOT WANT TO BE FOUND. 509 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,206 - "MOTHER DOES NOT DESIRE CONTACT." 510 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,295 MATTY, I'’M SO SORRY. 511 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:32,736 "FATHER: DANIEL DURAND, PORTLAND, OREGON." 512 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,304 - DURAND. 513 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,392 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 514 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,525 I COULD HAVE BEEN MATTY DURAND. 515 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:41,397 - ♪ BRING ME BACK WHAT WAS MINE ♪ 516 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,052 - OR NOT EVEN MATTY, I GUESS. 517 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,881 - ♪ BY MY SIDE 518 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,187 - [exhales] 519 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,797 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 520 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,190 ♪ 521 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,149 - [vocalizing] 522 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:59,198 ♪ 523 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,808 - UH... 524 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:01,635 - WHAT? 525 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,984 - WE CAN'’T DO THIS. 526 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,073 - WE ARE DOING THIS. 527 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,074 - MATTY... 528 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,337 - IT'’S YOU AND ME. 529 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,904 THAT'’S KIND OF DIFFERENT. 530 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:13,429 GO BEYOND THE RULES OF HIGH SCHOOL. 531 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,521 - THERE ARE STILL RULES. 532 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,219 AND ONE OF THOSE RULES: 533 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,786 DON'’T MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FRIEND'’S BOYFRIEND. 534 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,488 LIKE I SAID, 535 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,316 GABBY'’S A REALLY COOL GIRL. 536 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,057 - YEAH, SHE IS. 537 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:36,974 SO ARE YOU. 538 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:40,456 - ♪ SOMEHOW YOU SEEM SO ALIVE ♪ 539 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,332 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 540 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,247 - GOT TO RUN. SEE YA. - OKAY. 541 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,073 - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL HER ABOUT THE HOOKUP. 542 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,074 - WHAT? NO. 543 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,946 WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 544 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,382 - JAKE, I'’M SHOOTING MY SCHOLARSHIP VIDEO. 545 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,905 I NEED AN IMAGE CONSULTANT. 546 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,603 SO ARE WE READY? LET'’S GET THIS [bleep] ROLLING. 547 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,561 - I WAS SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU'’RE GOING ON THE TRIP TOO. 548 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,954 IT'’LL BE NICE TO HAVE A REAL FRIEND THERE. 549 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,260 - THAT'’S ME. 550 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,696 ONE THING I HAVE LEARNED 551 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,132 IS THAT SECRETS HAVE A WAY OF COMING OUT. 37628

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