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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
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- I RUINED FRIENDSHIPS
BECAUSE OF YOU.
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- THAT IS ALL ON YOU, JENNA.
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- BEING AN ASS[bleep]
IS ALL ON YOU.
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- DEVON AND MATTY BROKE UP.
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- WE'’RE DONE.
TAKE CARE.
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- WHAT'’S GOING ON?
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- MISS MARKS IS ON
AN INDEFINITE SUSPENSION.
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- I'’M SO SORRY, MOM.
[sniffles]
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- I HAD WOKEN UP.
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AND MY WAKE-UP CALL
TRIGGERED
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A SERIOUS MAKE-UP CALL.
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MAKE THAT TWO--
TWO MAKE-UP CALLS.
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- ♪ WHEN IT STARTED
SPILLING RAIN ♪
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♪ THE SUN IS LIGHTING UP
OUR FACES ♪
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- I WAS WORKING HARD
TO MAKE AMENDS,
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AND GET BACK TO BEING
OLD JENNA.
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BECAUSE OLD JENNA
FINALLY KNEW
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THE GRASS WASN'’T GREENER
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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IT WAS JUST SMOKEABLE.
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[bell rings]
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OLD JENNA WAS ALL ABOUT
TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK,
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AND KNEW THAT MY MOTHER'’S
INTRUSIVE HABITS
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CAME WITH THE BEST
OF INTENTIONS.
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AND THEREFORE, WERE MEANT
TO BE APPRECIATED
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AND RECIPROCATED,
ESPECIALLY
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ON HER FIRST DAY
AS THE SCHOOL NURSE.
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- ♪ ALL THE STARS
CAME INTO REACH ♪
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- BUT MY MOTHER COULDN'’T
BANDAGE MY BAD REPUTATION.
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SO TO BE OLD JENNA,
I HAD TO AVOID ATTENTION--
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POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
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APPARENTLY RIGHTING MY WRONGS
WOULD TAKE TIME.
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- ♪ MAKE YOU RECALL
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♪ THE TIME WE LAID UP
ON THE BEACH ♪
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♪ AND ALL THE STARS
CAME INTO REACH ♪
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[vocalizing]
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- OR MAYBE, I'’D BE BACK
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IN THE BUSINESS OF BORING
BEFORE I KNEW IT.
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WHILE VALERIE HAD
ANNOYINGLY INVADED
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MY PERSONAL SPACE
ON THE DAILY,
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HER ABSENCE OF A WEEK
WAS DEPRESSING.
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AND THE FACT THAT HER SUSPENSION
WAS MY FAULT
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HAD PUT ME IN A FUNK,
WHICH THEN MANIFESTED ITSELF
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INTO A SERIES OF SAPPY
VOICE MAIL MESSAGES AND TEXTS.
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BY ALL APPEARANCES,
WITHOUT HER CRAY ON DISPLAY,
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I WAS PICKING UP THE SLACK.
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[knock at door]
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- IS MS. MARKS BACK?
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- NO, I WAS JUST,
UM, DUSTING.
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PER HER REQUEST.
- SHOOT.
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I REALLY NEEDED TO TALK.
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- COME IN.
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
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WITH VALERIE
OUT OF COMMISSION,
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I WOULD LEND MY EAR
AND A LITTLE ADVICE.
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WHICH COULDN'’T BE
ANY MORE INAPPROPRIATE
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THAN IF VALERIE WAS
IN THE HOT SEAT HERSELF.
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SHE'’D BE PROUD.
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- DO YOU MIND PUTTING THESE
ON HER DESK?
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- ARE YOU APPLYING
TO BOARDING SCHOOL?
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- NO. ACTUALLY, I JUST
MOVED HERE A FEW WEEKS AGO.
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BUT MS. MARKS SUGGESTED
I GET OUT OF DODGE
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SINCE THIS STUPID RUMOR
ABOUT ME IS GONNA RUIN MY LIFE.
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- NO RUMOR IS GOING
TO RUIN ANYTHING.
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TRUST ME,
AFTER COMING BACK
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FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH,
I KNOW.
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- YOU ALMOST DIED?
- IF YOU BELIEVE THE RUMOR,
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WHICH THANKFULLY DISAPPEARED.
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- WELL, I AM HAPPY FOR YOU.
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BUT MY LIFE
AT PALOS HILLS IS OVER.
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- THAT CAN'’T BE TRUE.
- IT CAN.
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DARREN STEVENS ASKED ME OUT
AND I TURNED HIM DOWN
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BECAUSE HE IS MEAN
AND HAS TERRIBLE HALITOSIS.
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SO INSTEAD OF
JUST LETTING IT LIE,
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HE TOLD THE ENTIRE
BASKETBALL TEAM
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I HAD AN ORGY WITH
HIM AND HIS BROTHER.
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- WHY WOULD HE SPREAD A RUMOR
ABOUT HAVING SEX
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WITH HIS BROTHER?
- RIGHT?
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AND I'’M THE ONE THAT LOOKS BAD?
- SCREW HIM.
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- BUT THAT'’S WHAT
I'’M TRYING TO AVOID.
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- NOT LITERALLY.
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- BAD JOKE...
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LIKE MY LIFE.
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I DON'’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
TO VOUCH FOR ME.
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- WELL, NOW YOU DO.
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I'’M JENNA.
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AND AS YOUR FRIEND,
I JUST NEED TO KNOW ONE THING.
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- ANYTHING.
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- YOUR NAME.
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- BAILEY.
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- WITH ANOTHER GOOD DEED DONE
AND A NEW FRIEND
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ADDED TO THE BANK,
IT SEEMED LIKE
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I WAS FINALLY BACK
ON THE ROAD
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TO RECOVERING MY OLD LIFE.
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- WELCOME BACK.
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- THANKS.
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- HOW DOES IT FEEL?
- GOOD.
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- WELL, SOAK IT IN,
'’CAUSE YOU ARE ON PROBATION.
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- YEAH, THERE ARE
SOME GROUND RULES
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YOU NEED TO FOLLOW BEFORE
WE FULLY TRUST YOU AGAIN--
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NO EXCESSIVE
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
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- NO SCARVES.
- NO GLASSES.
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- NO WEIRD FACES WHEN THERE'’S
A LULL IN CONVERSATION.
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- I DIDN'’T MAKE WEIRD FACES.
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- AND NO EXPERIMENTATION
WITH MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES,
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UNLESS WE ARE INVOLVED.
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- DONE.
- UH, THAT WAS A TRICK.
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NO MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES,
EVER.
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- DONE AND DONE.
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SO--
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both: SO?
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- HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
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- EH, NOT SURE.
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THE MAFIA HAS BEEN A LITTLE
UNPREDICTABLE LATELY.
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LOOK AROUND.
ASIANS ARE ASSIMILATING
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AND IT'’S WEIRD.
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- AS FOR ME, DON'’T ASK.
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BUT SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE,
I'’LL TELL YOU--
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I'’M MISERABLE.
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JAKE AND I BROKE UP
OVER THE ELECTION.
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AND WHILE I'’M WILLING TO FALL
ON THE SWORD
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AND TAKE OWNERSHIP
FOR HIS INTERPRETATION
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OF EMASCULATION,
HE BARELY TALKS TO ME.
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I DON'’T THINK HE'’S WILLING
TO GET THE MAGIC BACK.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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- HE'’S STOPPED TELLING
WHITE LIES.
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- NO, YOU'’RE NOT
A GOOD KISSER.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I HATE ONE DIRECTION.
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YEAH, YOU LOOK FAT.
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- HE SUCKS, AND YET
I STILL LOVE HIM.
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SO NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PUT A BRAVE FACE ON
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WHEN I SEE HIM TONIGHT
AT MATTY'’S?
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- WHAT'’S TONIGHT AT MATTY'’S?
- HIS ST. MATTY'’S PARTY,
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ST. PATTY'’S DAY.
- RIGHT.
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WRONG. I DIDN'’T KNOW
ABOUT THE PARTY.
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- ARE YOU GOING?
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- I DON'’T THINK DEVON
WOULD WANT ME THERE.
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- DEVON AND MATTY BROKE UP.
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- OH, REALLY?
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THAT'’S TOO BAD.
WHY?
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- APPARENTLY, SHE'’S CONVINCED
HE'’S NOT OVER YOU.
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- OH, NO.
OH, YES.
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SO THERE WAS STILL HOPE
TO MAKE AMENDS
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AND GET BACK
TO WHERE I BELONG.
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I JUST NEEDED AN INVITE.
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- HE DOESN'’T NEED AN INVITE.
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I'’VE GIVEN HIM
ALL THE SIGNS,
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BUT AUSTIN IS SEEMINGLY
MORE INTERESTED
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IN HOOKING UP MY APPLE TV
THAN HOOKING UP WITH ME.
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- MAYBE YOU'’RE COMING
ON TOO STRONG.
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- AND MAYBE YOUR BRAIN
IS TOO SMALL FOR YOUR HEAD.
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- I DON'’T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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- IT MEANS SHUT UP.
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HE USED TO BE ALL OVER ME,
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AND NOW HE'’S JUST
ALL OVER MY TWITTER.
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AND HE WON'’T STOP
GIVING ME BUSINESS ADVICE.
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I DON'’T WANNA
DISCUSS MY BUSINESS
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UNLESS HE'’S ALL UP IN IT.
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- WELL, IF YOU DON'’T
WANT HIM WORKING ON IT,
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THEN HOW CAN HE BE
ALL UP IN IT?
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YOU'’RE GIVING HIM
MIXED SIGNALS.
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- YOU'’RE USELESS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED?
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I NEED ANOTHER DUDE
TO FLIRT WITH
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AND MAKE HIM JEALOUS.
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- THAT'’S YOUR BEST IDEA YET.
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BUT...
- BUT?
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- WHERE ARE ALL THE GUYS?
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- COME IN.
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- GOOD AFTERNOON,
NURSE HAMILTON.
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- HI.
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I DON'’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FOOT.
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- WEIRD. THE PAIN
JUST DISAPPEARED.
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I GUESS I'’M ALL GOOD NOW.
- OKAY.
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WELL, COME BACK
IF IT RETURNS.
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- I WILL.
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- BEAT IT.
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- DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?
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- ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU THE SAME THING.
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I NOTICED AN UNUSUALLY
LARGE NUMBER
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OF INJURED AND SICK
MALE STUDENTS IN THE HALL.
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- I KNOW, AND MOST OF THEM
ARE COMPLAINING
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OF SWOLLEN GROINS.
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IS THAT NORMAL?
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- [shudders]
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[cell phone chimes]
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EXCUSE ME.
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THERE'’S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO ATTEND TO.
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[upbeat spy music]
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♪
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- PSST, BILLY.
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HEY, IT'’S ME,
MISS MARKS.
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HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH
THE DEATH OF YOUR GRANDFATHER?
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DO YOU NEED TO TALK?
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GET IN, WE CAN
TAKE A RIDE.
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WAIT, COME BACK.
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[knocks]
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- MISS MARKS,
WHAT THE DEVIL
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ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
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FROM SCHOOL GROUNDS
DURING YOUR SUSPENSION.
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- IT'’S A FREE COUNTRY.
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THIS IS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY,
AND I'’M A CITIZEN.
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- A CITIZEN WHO'’S RESTRICTED
TO A DISTANCE
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OF 200 YARDS FROM ALL
PALOS HILLS STUDENTS ON CAMPUS.
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- 200 YARDS?
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THAT IS CRUEL
AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
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- IF YOU DON'’T LEAVE NOW,
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I'’M GONNA BE FORCED
TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES.
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- FINE.
CALL THE MAN.
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BECAUSE I CERTAINLY
DON'’T SEE ANY AROUND HERE.
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- OKAY.
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- OKAY, FINE.
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[school bell rings]
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- KYLE, DO NOT SIT THERE.
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- WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO SIT?
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- I SUGGEST YOU STAND
IN THE HALLWAY.
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DON'’T WORRY.
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I'’LL LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
FOR YOU.
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HUNTER, PERFECT TIMING.
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EVERYONE, THIS IS HUNTER.
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SHE'’S A FORMER STUDENT
OF MINE.
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COME ON,
WE'’LL GO CHAT OUTSIDE.
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HEY.
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- HEY.
- HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
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CAN YOU HANG
FOR AN HOUR OR--
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- SURE. I'’M HOME
FOR SPRING BREAK.
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JUST WANTED TO SAY HI.
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BUT I CAN WAIT
UNTIL THE CLASS IS OVER.
232
00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:26,810
- ACTUALLY, I PREFER
YOU HANG HERE
233
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,986
WITH THE CLASS,
SO I CAN LEAVE.
234
00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,422
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
235
00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:33,034
- SO HERE'’S THE DEAL--
HERE'’S 14 BUCKS.
236
00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,470
IT'’S ABOUT WHAT
I MAKE HERE AN HOUR.
237
00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,125
THANKS A LOT.
238
00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:41,303
- UH, HEY, GUYS.
239
00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,305
MR. HART TOOK OFF,
240
00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:46,308
SO TODAY I AM GONNA BE
YOUR TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE,
241
00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:49,093
INEXPERIENCED SUB
FOR THE DAY.
242
00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,834
YEAH?
243
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,880
- WHY WOULD YOU COME BACK
TO VISIT MR. HART?
244
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,664
- I AM ASKING MYSELF
THE SAME THING,
245
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:57,319
AS NOW I AM STUCK HERE
FOR THE NEXT HOUR.
246
00:08:57,319 --> 00:09:00,278
- SO DID YOU SLEEP
WITH MR. HART?
247
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,933
- [sighs]
YES.
248
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:08,112
I'’M [bleep] WITH YOU GUYS.
JEEZ.
249
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:11,028
YOU CANNOT BE THAT NAIVE,
NOT WITH HIM.
250
00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:13,248
HEY, YOU, IN THE DOORWAY.
- YEAH?
251
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,336
- ARE YOU IN THIS CLASS?
252
00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,904
- I DON'’T KNOW.
AM I?
253
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,776
[school bell rings]
254
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:20,951
- HUNTER, WAIT.
255
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,083
I FORGOT TO ASK--
256
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,128
HOW DID YOU PASS
HART'’S CLASS?
257
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,391
- I DIDN'’T. I FAILED.
258
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,785
IT'’S HARD TO PASS
HIS CLASS
259
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,221
WHEN YOU'’RE DATING
ALL THE WRONG GUYS
260
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,049
AND CONSTANTLY FIGHTING
WITH YOUR FRIENDS
261
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,616
AND GETTING YOUR HEART
RIPPED OUT.
262
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:34,661
- I CAN RELATE.
- OF COURSE YOU CAN.
263
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,663
YOU'’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
264
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,012
- IF YOU FAILED HIS CLASS,
265
00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,188
HOW COULD YOU STOMACH
SEEING HIM AGAIN?
266
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,670
- BECAUSE IN MY FAILURE,
I FOUND MY GREATEST SUCCESS.
267
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,585
I FOUND MY VOICE.
268
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,021
THAT, AND HE ALSO GAVE ME
269
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,413
THE MOST AMAZING BOOK
I'’VE EVER READ.
270
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,980
- WHAT BOOK?
271
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,373
- UNRAVELED
BY RUSSELL JONATHAN.
272
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,505
- HE GAVE ME THAT BOOK TOO.
- OH, MAN.
273
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,595
THAT CHANGED MY LIFE.
274
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,813
IT ALSO MADE ME REALIZE
275
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,163
THAT IF I REALLY
WANTED SOMETHING,
276
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,992
THAT I SHOULD JUST
GO AFTER IT.
277
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,515
GOOD LUCK.
278
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,474
- I WASN'’T SURE I WANTED
TO BE A MEMBER
279
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,607
OF MR. HART'’S BOOK CLUB,
280
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,305
BUT I'’D TAKE THE SAGE ADVICE
THAT HUNTER GLEANED FROM IT
281
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,394
AND PASS IT OFF AS MY OWN.
282
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,091
AND THAT MEANT
I COULDN'’T JUST WAIT
283
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,050
FOR AN INVITE
TO MATTY'’S PARTY,
284
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,618
I HAD TO MAKE ONE.
285
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,836
HEY.
286
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,926
WHAT CAN I BRING TONIGHT?
287
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,667
- JUST YOURSELF.
288
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,461
- ALL RIGHT, WE'’RE HERE.
289
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,028
- THANK YOU FOR DRIVING.
290
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,726
- I DIDN'’T REALIZE
CHAUFFEURING WAS OPTIONAL.
291
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,162
- IT'’S NOT. THE "THANK YOU"
WAS A FORMALITY.
292
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,685
UNDER THE TERMS
OF YOUR PROBATION,
293
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,556
YOU ARE TO BE OUR CONSTANT
DESIGNATED DRIVER
294
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,123
UNTIL YOU'’RE TOLD OTHERWISE.
295
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,082
- PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA
TO KEEP A CLEAR HEAD ANYWAY.
296
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:51,041
- UH, HAVE YOU ALREADY
FORGOTTEN THE RULES?
297
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,390
- [bleep].
YOU'’RE RIGHT.
298
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,697
NO TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.
299
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,438
BUT CAN I AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE
HOW BAD I FEEL
300
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,787
THAT I DIDN'’T KNOW
MATTY'’S PARENTS SPLIT UP,
301
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,049
AND NOW HE'’S LIVING
IN A NEW HOME?
302
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,312
- THAT FALLS WITHIN
REASONABLE CONVERSATION,
303
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,792
SINCE IT'’S NOT
ALL ABOUT YOU.
304
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,359
IT'’S ABOUT MATTY.
- I DISAGREE.
305
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,665
SHE'’S MAKING IT
ABOUT THE FACT THAT
306
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,927
SHEWAS THE LAST TO KNOW.
307
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,885
- TRUE.
OVERRULED.
308
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,321
WE NEED TO STOP
THE CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU,
309
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,975
AND FOCUS ON ME INSTEAD.
310
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,455
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WHEN I RUN INTO JAKE?
311
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,717
THOUGHTS?
312
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,153
- ACT NORMAL,
LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
313
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,938
THAT'’S THE BEST REVENGE.
- AGREED.
314
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,984
- WAIT. ARE YOU AGREEING
BECAUSE YOU AGREE,
315
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,899
OR BECAUSE YOU'’RE
ON PROBATION?
316
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,553
- IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?
317
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,424
BECAUSE I AGREE.
318
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,513
I ACTUALLY THINK
THE IDEA IS INGENIOUS.
319
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,863
- GOOD.
THEN IT'’S SETTLED.
320
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,125
THAT'’S WHAT I'’M GONNA DO.
321
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,693
- JENNA?
- WHO'’S THAT?
322
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,956
- UH, BAILEY--
MY NEW FRIEND.
323
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,392
DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU
SHE WAS MEETING US?
324
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,785
both: YES.
325
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,177
- DID YOU INVITE HER BECAUSE
326
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,439
YOU THOUGHT
WE MIGHT DITCH YOU?
327
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,832
- NO.
328
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,051
- PROBATION REQUIRES HONESTY.
329
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,444
- YES. I WANTED
A BACKUP BUDDY.
330
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:49,839
[upbeat music]
331
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,275
JUST ACT CASUAL.
332
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,451
- I KNOW WHAT I'’M DOING.
333
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,671
- ♪ SOMETHING YOU GOT
IS SOMETHING I WANT ♪
334
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,368
- OH, [bleep] ME.
335
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,805
I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT I'’M DOING.
336
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,284
- AND NEITHER DO I.
337
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,199
I DON'’T KNOW
HOW TO PUMP THE KEG.
338
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,375
AND FRED'’S NOT HERE TO HELP ME.
- I'’LL HELP YOU.
339
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,987
JUST KEEP ME AWAY FROM
ALL FAIR-HAIRED MAN-CHILDREN.
340
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,556
- SORRY. MY FRIENDS
ARE NORMALLY A LOT FRIENDLIER,
341
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,602
BUT WE'’RE SORT OF IN THE MIDST
OF MENDING FENCES.
342
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,125
- WELL, THEY SEEM VERY NICE.
343
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,127
AND FRANKLY, I WOULDN'’T CARE
IF THEY WEREN'’T,
344
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,173
BECAUSE I AM JUST SO GRATEFUL
TO BE HERE.
345
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,827
THIS IS MY FIRST
HIGH SCHOOL PARTY.
346
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,219
- [Irish accent]
A KEG VIRGIN?
347
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,482
- HEY.
348
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,528
MATTY, THIS IS
MY FRIEND BAILEY.
349
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,573
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
350
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,314
- [spits]
OH, GOD.
351
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,013
I'’M SORRY.
I'’M NOT MUCH OF A DRINKER.
352
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,057
JENNA, WHERE DID YOU
GET THE SODA?
353
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,363
- UH, COOLER
BEHIND THE BAR.
354
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:38,932
- I'’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
355
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,411
- NEW FRIEND?
- YEAH.
356
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,761
SHE'’S THE GOOD KIND.
357
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,066
- SO WHY AREN'’T YOU DRINKING?
358
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,633
- CAN'’T, I'’M THE D.D.
359
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,505
- OH. WELL, I'’M GLAD
YOU'’RE HERE.
360
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,246
- ME TOO.
361
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,554
- NO, I MEAN,
BACK HERE WITH US.
362
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,125
- HEY, I JUST FOUND OUT
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
363
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,691
I'’M REALLY SORRY.
364
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,171
I WISH I COULD'’VE
BEEN THERE FOR YOU.
365
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,086
- ME TOO.
IT'’S BEEN A WEIRD TIME,
366
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,914
BUT I'’M HOPEFUL
IT'’S NOT PERMANENT.
367
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:08,004
- I'’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
368
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,963
- I'’VE GOTTA GO
PUT OUT MORE CUPS.
369
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,226
BUT WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
370
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,618
- SURE.
371
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,576
- COME FIND ME LATER.
372
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:18,232
I WANNA HANG OUT.
373
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,103
- OLD JENNA WAS MAKING
A STRONG COMEBACK.
374
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,671
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN A LONG TIME,
375
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,152
THE POSSIBILITIES
WERE ENDLESS.
376
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,197
- THE POSSIBILITIES
ARE ENDLESS, SEE?
377
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,026
WE START A WEBSITE,
GET ADVERTISERS,
378
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,375
THEN YOU COULD
WRITE AN ADVICE BOOK
379
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,986
FOR A MILLION-DOLLAR ADVANCE.
380
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,422
IF WE FOLLOW THESE STEPS,
381
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,684
WE CAN TAKE YOUR BRAND
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
382
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,599
- WE?
383
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,470
- UH, I-I MEANT YOU.
384
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255
THE "WE" WAS JUST
A NATURAL ASSUMPTION
385
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,432
THAT YOU'’D WANT ME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
386
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,870
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE?
387
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:54,398
- ARE YOU WEARING
THE CORRECT SIZE BRA?
388
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,096
- WHY DON'’T YOU FIND OUT?
389
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,662
- OH, NOT--
I'’M NOT QUALIFIED.
390
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,100
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE
A PROFESSIONAL MEASURE YOU.
391
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,713
- HEY, TEACH.
392
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,585
- FINALLY, A FAMILIAR
FEMALE FACE.
393
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,978
I KEEP BUMPING INTO GUYS
394
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,675
THAT I DEFLOWERED
WHEN I WAS A SENIOR.
395
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,722
ALTHOUGH, THERE IS ONE
THAT'’S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD,
396
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,290
AND MIGHT GET A SECOND CHANCE
TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION.
397
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,857
- WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING,
398
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,423
YOU JUST HAVE TO GO FOR IT.
399
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,122
- WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT
I'’M ABOUT TO DO.
400
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,043
[cell phones chimes]
401
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,653
- OH, MY DAD'’S OUT FRONT.
402
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,524
I GOTTA GO.
- HERE--
403
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,831
IN CASE THERE'’S
BEER RESIDUE.
404
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,746
- GOD. HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU
SAVE MY LIFE?
405
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,226
THANK YOU.
- SEE YOU NEXT WEEK?
406
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,054
- ABSOLUTELY.
407
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,185
- WITH MY BACKUP BUDDY
BOUNCING,
408
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,534
IT WAS TIME TO FIND MATTY,
409
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,624
AND SEE IF OUR HANG OUT
COULD LEAD TO A HANG IN.
410
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,757
AND MAYBE WE COULD START
TO REKINDLE A FRIENDSHIP,
411
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,673
OR MORE.
412
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,377
- APPARENTLY, MATTY WAS
413
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,423
REKINDLING SOMETHING
WITH SOMEONE: HUNTER--
414
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,905
THE BEAUTIFUL, COOLER,
OLDER GIRL
415
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,517
WHO SWIPED MATTY'’S V-CARD
AND WAS OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
416
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,432
EXCUSE ME.
417
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,738
- ♪ SHOW ME WHAT
YOU WANNA DO ♪
418
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,219
- HEY, YOU GUYS READY TO GO?
- NO.
419
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:20,093
DO YOU WANT US
TO GET ANOTHER RIDE?
420
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,703
- NO.
- GOOD.
421
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,748
'’CAUSE WE'’RE JUST
GETTING STARTED.
422
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,446
[both laugh]
423
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,578
- AND SUDDENLY,
SO WAS I.
424
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,929
BECAUSE I WASN'’T GOING TO GET
THROUGH THE NIGHT
425
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,452
OBEYING THE TERMS
OF MY PROBATION.
426
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,063
OLD JENNA, NEW JENNA,
BAD JENNA, GOOD JENNA--
427
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,674
THEY ALL HAD ONE THING
IN COMMON.
428
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,546
THEY ALL NEEDED A DRINK.
429
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,896
[upbeat music]
430
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,289
- I'’M SORRY
FOR SURPRISING YOU,
431
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,552
BUT I THOUGHT WE NEEDED
A MOMENT OF PRIVACY.
432
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,597
- FINALLY.
- I WANT YOU TO KNOW...
433
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,425
- YES?
434
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,731
- YOUR NEW PASSWORDS.
435
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,254
YOU REALLY GOTTA PROTECT--
- ENOUGH.
436
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,343
ARE WE IN BUSINESS
437
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,388
OR ARE WE GETTING
DOWN TO BUSINESS?
438
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,346
BECAUSE YOU USED TO BE
SUPER AGGRESSIVE.
439
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,958
AND NOW, YOU'’RE
TIMID [bleep] TONY.
440
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,655
WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?
441
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,396
- SOMETIMES I CAN'’T
READ SOCIAL CUES.
442
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,137
- [chuckles]
NO [bleep].
443
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,399
- AND I NEVER KNOW WHEN
IT'’S THE RIGHT TIME
444
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,444
TO MAKE A MOVE.
- I'’LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
445
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,490
NOW.
446
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,362
♪
447
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:15,148
- DO YOU LIKE ME?
448
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,671
- SURE.
449
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,499
- YOU SHOULDN'’T.
450
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:22,242
I WAS A JERK TO YOU
AND MATTY AND EVERYONE ELSE.
451
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,591
I SUCK.
452
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,245
- WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES,
JENNA.
453
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,464
- LIKE, WHEN I DIDN'’T
TELL YOU ABOUT MATTY
454
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,813
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER?
455
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,207
- IT'’S COOL.
I'’M OVER IT.
456
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:34,254
- WE WERE GOOD TOGETHER.
WE HAD FUN.
457
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,821
DO YOU MISS THE OLD JENNA?
I DO.
458
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,173
I MISS THE OLD JENNA.
459
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,306
- YOU ARE DRUNK.
LET'’S GET YOU SOME WATER.
460
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,962
- I DON'’T WANT WATER.
461
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,182
- YOU'’VE BROKEN THE TERMS
OF YOUR PROBATION.
462
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,749
AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU'’RE HURTING
YOURSELF AND OTHERS.
463
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,882
- WE'’RE VERY--
- CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
464
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,493
- I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT JUST HAPPENED,
465
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,321
BUT IT FEELS LIKE--
- YOU'’RE ACTING OUT.
466
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,019
- CAN YOU STOP
CUTTING ME OFF?
467
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,282
- OH, I WASN'’T TRYING TO.
I WAS JUST--
468
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,371
- PUTTING YOURSELF
BEFORE OTHERS?
469
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,286
- YES. I'’M SORRY.
470
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896
I DIDN'’T MEAN TO DO THAT.
471
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,203
- I KNOW THAT YOU DON'’T
MEAN TO DO IT, BUT YOU DID.
472
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,813
AND IT'’S ALIENATING.
473
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,076
BY THE WAY, WHY AREN'’T YOU
MAD AT ME FOR THE KISS?
474
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,947
- BECAUSE SHE KISSED YOU.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
475
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,167
- OH, MY GOD.
DID YOU KISS HER?
476
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,912
- NO. BUT WHY WOULDN'’T
YOU THINK THAT I WOULD?
477
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,349
- BECAUSE YOU'’RE LOYAL.
- EXACTLY.
478
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,917
AND YOU WEREN'’T,
WHICH IS WHY I WAS PISSED
479
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,833
THAT YOU TOOK MY JOB.
480
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,226
- YOU'’RE RIGHT.
481
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,315
I CROSSED A LINE,
AND I BETRAYED YOU.
482
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,620
I GUESS I TOOK
FOR GRANTED THAT
483
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,057
YOU WOULDN'’T HOLD IT
AGAINST ME.
484
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,884
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY
FOR SUCKING.
485
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,582
- ME TOO.
- THAT'’S APPRECIATED,
486
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,410
BUT I'’M TALKING
ABOUT ME AND JAKE.
487
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,802
JAKE, I SCREWED UP.
488
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,977
I MADE A MISTAKE.
489
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,457
SOMETIMES MY MOUTH
STARTS MOVING
490
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,502
BEFORE I CAN THINK ABOUT
WHAT'’S COMING OUT OF IT.
491
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,765
I DON'’T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE IT STOP.
492
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,940
- [chuckles]
I DO.
493
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,943
- [rock music]
494
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:59,991
♪
495
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,689
- SO ARE WE OKAY?
496
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,299
- YEAH.
497
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,780
WE FIGHT.
WE MAKE-UP.
498
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,042
THAT'’S OUR BIT.
499
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,565
[chuckles]
500
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,661
- THE INCONSIDERATE SELFISHNESS
OF NEW JENNA
501
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,751
HAS OVERTAKEN MY ATTEMPT
TO BRING BACK THE OLD ONE.
502
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,710
I HAD BLOWN
MY RESPONSIBILITY
503
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,060
AS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER,
AND RELEGATED EVERYONE
504
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,454
TO AN IMPROMPTU SLEEPOVER,
505
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,456
WHICH WASN'’T HOW
I HAD ENVISIONED
506
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,546
SPENDING THE NIGHT
AT MATTY'’S.
507
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,504
- HEY.
508
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,027
DO YOU NEED
ANOTHER BLANKET?
509
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,334
- BUT MATTY'’S BED
WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED.
510
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:06,710
- ♪ SET MY SILLY LITTLE HEART
ON FIRE ♪
511
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,800
♪ BECAME MY DESIRE
512
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:14,414
♪ YOU STOOD ME UP,
UP, UP, UP ON MY FEET ♪
513
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,677
♪ YOU STOOD ME UP
514
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,288
- DID YOU CLEAN UP
THE ENTIRE HOUSE?
515
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,943
- ALMOST.
- MUFFINS?
516
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,205
- I FOUND A MIX.
517
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,946
- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
518
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,557
- I THOUGHT I WOULD
CLEAN UP THE MESS,
519
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,298
SINCE I HAVE BEEN
520
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:33,607
AN EXPERT
AT MAKING THEM LATELY.
521
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,087
I'’M SORRY.
522
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,741
I AM SO, SO SORRY.
523
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:41,180
I'’VE BEEN
A REALLY BAD FRIEND.
524
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,487
I REALLY MISSED YOU GUYS.
525
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:47,316
- WE'’VE MISSED YOU TOO.
526
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,973
- UM, DOES HUNTER
DRINK COFFEE?
527
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,192
I CAN MAKE SOME.
528
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,194
- HUNTER, HUH?
529
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,543
WHAT, DID YOU REVISIT
SOME HISTORY?
530
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,892
- NO, NO.
531
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,850
SHE GOT REALLY DRUNK
AND THREW UP ON HERSELF,
532
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,809
SO I CLEANED HER UP
AND I PUT HER TO BED.
533
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,245
SHE'’S NOT HERE.
I GUESS SHE TOOK OFF
534
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,942
WHEN SHE SOBERED UP.
- THAT'’S A BUMMER.
535
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,509
- YEAH, NOT REALLY.
536
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,468
I'’D RATHER HANG OUT
WITH SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD.
537
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,732
- TURNS OUT, I DIDN'’T NEED
TO BE OLD JENNA
538
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,647
TO MAKE AMENDS
AND GET MY LIFE BACK.
539
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,302
INSTEAD,
I WAS ASPIRING TO BE
540
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,520
NEW-AND-IMPROVED JENNA,
541
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,348
WHO FINALLY KNEW
HOW TO APPRECIATE
542
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,132
WHAT SHE HAD
BEFORE IT WAS REALLY GONE.
543
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:24,223
[cell phone chimes]
544
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,398
- ONE NEW MESSAGE.
545
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,617
- JENNA, IT'’S MISS MARKS.
546
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,272
IT'’S NO LONGER APPROPRIATE
FOR YOU TO CONTACT ME.
547
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,188
I'’VE BEEN FIRED.
548
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:40,674
- NEXT ON AWKWARD...
- PROM--
549
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:41,979
GUESS WHO GET HERE EARLY
550
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,198
AND BOUGHT
THE FIRST TWO TICKETS.
551
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,199
- WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK IT MEANS
552
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,896
TO ASK SOMEONE TO PROM?
553
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,463
BASICALLY, LIKE,
A D.T.R., RIGHT?
554
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,812
- YEAH.
555
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,423
PRINCIPAL COX IS GONNA
GIVE YOU A HEARING.
556
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,902
WE'’RE GONNA GET
YOUR JOB BACK!
557
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,252
- JAKE'’S IN THE BATHROOM,
SO I HAVE TO TALK FAST.
558
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,427
I OVERHEARD HIM
TALKING TO MATTY,
559
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,645
AND A PROM-ASK
IS GOING DOWN TONIGHT.
560
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,125
- MATTY'’S GONNA ASK ME TO PROM.
- AHH!
561
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,344
- HEY.
- HEY.
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