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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:03,916 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,614 - YOU'’RE SUSPENDED. - MS. MARKS CALLED YOU 3 00:00:05,614 --> 00:00:07,442 FOR DATING ADVICE, AND SHE MADE YOU TOUCH HER BREAST? 4 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,618 I AM NOT GONNA PUBLISH THIS. - IT'’S ALL TRUE. 5 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,446 - IT'’S CRUEL. - I NEED TO GO HOME. 6 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,925 - SEE YA. 7 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:14,536 - THANK YOU FOR BEING MY HERO. 8 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,103 - THAT'’S ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE. 9 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,543 [Austra'’s Hurt Me Now] 10 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,588 - MORNING HAD BROKEN, AND SO HAD I, 11 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,677 BECAUSE OF THE CHOICES I HAD MADE UNDER THE INFLUENCE 12 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:27,984 OF A DRUG-- COLLIN JENNINGS. 13 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,464 - AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, 14 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:31,814 I HAD BOUGHT INTO HIS PROPAGANDA, 15 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:35,209 AND IT LEFT ME HEARTBROKEN, ALONE, AND HUMILIATED. 16 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,907 I FELT LEFT OUT IN THE COLD... 17 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,604 - BECAUSE I WAS. 18 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:43,652 [leaf blower roars] - ♪ON A BED OF STONE ♪ 19 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,828 - SURPRISINGLY, MY DAD WAS WILLING 20 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:48,439 TO LET ME BACK IN THE HOUSE... - ♪ OH, DON'’T HURT ME NOW ♪ 21 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:49,658 WHICH DIDN'’T MEAN HE WAS READY 22 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,355 TO PUT ME BACK ON HIS "FRIENDS AND FAMILY" PLAN. 23 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:56,491 - ♪ OH, DON'’T HURT ME NOW ♪ 24 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:58,145 - THERE WERE NO "BUTS" ABOUT IT. 25 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,929 I HAD HIT ROCK BOTTOM. 26 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,757 I WANTED MY LIFE BACK. 27 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,542 I KNEW IT WOULDN'’T BE AN EASY CAMPAIGN, 28 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:07,415 BUT I COULDN'’T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS. 29 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,940 FRESH PEPPER? 30 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,855 - SURE. [chuckles] 31 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,295 I PRINTED OFF THE COLLEGE BASKETBALL SCORES 32 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,776 FROM THIS MORNING'’S PAPER. GO, JAYHAWKS. 33 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,560 - THANKS, JENNA. 34 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,562 - MY CAMPAIGN SEEMED TO BE WORKING. 35 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:27,783 I WAS WINNING OVER CONSTITUENTS LEFT AND RIGHT. 36 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:31,047 WHAT'’S THIS? - YOUR BILL FOR THE MONTH. 37 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,353 IF YOU DON'’T WANT TO LIVE BY OUR RULES, 38 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:34,442 THEN THIS IS A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP, 39 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:35,878 AND YOU CAN PAY RENT. 40 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,793 OH! 41 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,143 I'’LL DEDUCT 20 BUCKS SINCE YOU SLEPT IN THE YARD. 42 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,971 I MAY BE YOUR LANDLORD, 43 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,581 BUT I'’M NOT HEARTLESS. - MM. 44 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,503 - MY WELL-MEANING BREAKFAST 45 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,549 HAVING DONE NOTHING TO SWAY PUBLIC OPINION, 46 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:57,813 I RESORTED TO PANDERING. 47 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,423 I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT EXTRA VENT. 48 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:02,948 YOU LOOK PRETTY. 49 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:06,126 - I KNOW. 50 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,953 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 51 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:13,089 - GETTING A LIFE. 52 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:16,527 APPARENTLY, I NEED ONE. 53 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:20,401 - OKAY, POSTERS UP, BANNERS DRAPED, SPEECH WRITTEN. 54 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:21,271 DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL KNOW I SPELLED "PRESIDENT" 55 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,055 WITH A "Z" ON PURPOSE? 56 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,753 NO ONE'’S GONNA VOTE FOR ME IF THEY THINK I'’M A DUMBASS. 57 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:27,147 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THIS IN ONE NIGHT. 58 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,887 DID YOU SLEEP AT ALL? - YEAH! 59 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,412 I MADE THESE TOO, WITH MY BUTTON MAKER FROM FIFTH GRADE. 60 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,674 THANK GOD MY MOM'’S A HOARDER. 61 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,197 - I WAS HOPING I COULD WIN BACK MY FRIENDS 62 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:37,635 WITH A LITTLE GLAD-HANDING. 63 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,942 HEY, GUYS! 64 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,683 - HEY. - UH, HI. 65 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,815 - I THINK YOU'’D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT, T. 66 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,904 YOU ALWAYS WERE A LEADER. - ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? 67 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,255 - NOT AT ALL. 68 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,170 CAN I WEAR ONE? 69 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,223 WELL, YOU BOTH LOOK GOOD. 70 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,749 - [sighs] 71 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,577 YOU PROVED YOUR POINT. THIS IS HILARIOUS, 72 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,971 AND ADORABLE, AND YOU CAN STOP NOW. 73 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,278 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I AM RUNNING. 74 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:14,411 I ALREADY GOT THE REQUIRED 175 SIGNATURES. 75 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,152 - OVERNIGHT? - LOOK, JAKE, 76 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,762 IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, 77 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,373 YOU'’RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 78 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,288 YOU THINK IT WAS EASY FOR ME TO FIND BANNER PAPER 79 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,551 AND GROMMETS AFTER 7:00 AT NIGHT? 80 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,335 CREPE PAPER DOESN'’T TWIST ITSELF. 81 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:26,989 SO, IF YOU'’RE DONE DANCING AROUND THE MAYPOLE, 82 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,861 IT'’S TIME TO STRAP ON AND PLAY SOME HARDBALL. 83 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:33,343 - OKAY. GAME ON! 84 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,346 GAME ON. 85 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,827 - MORE LIKE GAME OFF! - THAT'’S NOT A THING. 86 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,611 - THE WARM--OR RATHER, LUKEWARM--RECEPTION 87 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,570 FROM MY PEERS WAS A CLEAR SIGN 88 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,789 MY APPROVAL RATING WAS ON THE RISE. 89 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:47,923 I FELT ENCOURAGED, INSPIRED, AND LIKE MYLES MCALLMOND, 90 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:50,447 I WAS DETERMINED TO RUN A CLEAN RACE. 91 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,927 - ♪ BREATHE IT OUT BREATHE IT IN ♪ 92 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,364 - AND, LIKE MYLES, I WOULD FAIL. 93 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,888 AS A RESULT OF MY RECENT TRIP DOWN ECSTASY LANE, 94 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,281 I HAVE CONVENIENTLY FORGOTTEN 95 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,110 THE MUD-SLINGING HAD ALREADY BEGUN, 96 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:04,331 AND I WAS THE ONE WITH MUD ON MY HANDS. 97 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,724 MR. HART, YOU CANNOT PUBLISH MY ESSAY ABOUT VAL. 98 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,030 YOU WERE RIGHT, IT WAS CRUEL, AND WHEN I WROTE IT, 99 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,205 I WAS IN A BAD, BAD PLACE. 100 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,511 BUT I AM NO LONGER IN THAT PLACE, 101 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,729 SO YOU CAN JUST THROW IT AWAY, 102 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,515 AND I WILL WRITE SOMETHING NEW. DEAL? 103 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,734 - HART'’S NOT HERE TODAY, SO I'’M COVERING FOR HIM. 104 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,519 HIS GRANDMA DIED. 105 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,607 AGAIN. - GREAT! 106 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,565 NOT GREAT ABOUT HIS GRANDMA, 107 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,871 GREAT THAT I HAVE TIME TO KILL MY ESSAY 108 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,786 BEFORE THE EXPERIORCOMES OUT. 109 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:27,441 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THE PLACE. 110 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,486 - WOW, TIMING ON THAT COULDN'’T HAVE BEEN BETTER. 111 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,140 - THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO. 112 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,316 THE INFORMATION HAD GONE PUBLIC. 113 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,231 I HAD TO WARN VALERIE. 114 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:52,074 - I NEED SOME ADVICE ABOUT GETTING A LIFE. 115 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:55,382 I WANT DO SOMETHING, BE SOMETHING, GO SOMEWHERE. 116 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:59,124 - I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU TO SAY THAT! 117 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,562 I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED 118 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:04,260 TO BLOW THIS TOWN THELMA AND LOUISESTYLE. 119 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:07,176 LIKE, TAKE A DRIVE INTO A CANYON. 120 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:09,700 THEN WE LIVE HOW I IMAGINE THEY LIVED IN THAT CANYON, 121 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,876 WITH SOME INDIANS. 122 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:14,879 - NO, I MEAN, GET A JOB. 123 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:17,534 THERE'’S GOT TO BE SOMETHING HERE AT THE SCHOOL I CAN APPLY FOR. 124 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:20,581 I'’LL DO ANYTHING. 125 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:23,148 - CAN YOU APPLY A BAND-AID? - YES! 126 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,889 - CAN YOU DIAL 911? 127 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,630 - YES. 128 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,372 - CAN YOU WIELD AN ICE PACK, EVEN IF IT'’S REALLY COLD? 129 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,634 - YES! - CAN YOU WIELD 130 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,114 A REALLY COLD ICE PACK 131 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,159 WHILE DIALING 911? 132 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,553 - I CAN! 133 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,076 - YOU'’RE QUALIFIED. - OH, MY GOD. 134 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,339 - YEAH. 135 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,297 - I'’M QUALIFIED! 136 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,864 WHA--UH--FOR WHAT? 137 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:46,215 - HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE A.S.S. CONTEST? 138 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,651 - I WON ONE! 139 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:51,960 BUT I DIDN'’T GET A PAPERWEIGHT. I WON 50 BUCKS. 140 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,831 - IT'’S A DISTRICT-WIDE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL CONTEST 141 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,006 THAT WE WON! 142 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,834 AND THE PRIZE IS A NURSE FOR A MONTH. 143 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,575 - A SCHOOL NURSE? 144 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,621 AM I REALLY QUALIFIED FOR THAT? 145 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,666 - NO, BUT YOU DON'’T HAVE TO HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE, 146 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,973 OR TO PASS ANY COMPETENCY TESTS. 147 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,627 HECK, OUR LAST NURSE WAS CERTIFIABLE... 148 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,891 IN CPR, BUT SHE WAS ALSO KOO KOO KACHOO. 149 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,197 I MEAN, SHE HAD A WALRUS FACE. - HUH. 150 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,895 - ONE LAST QUESTION. 151 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,853 DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH NEPOTISM? 152 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,594 - DON'’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! 153 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,291 - YOU'’RE HIRED. 154 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,815 - I'’M A NURSE! 155 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:24,079 AND, I ALREADY OWN A NURSE'’S OUTFIT. 156 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,689 - OKAY, CROTCHLESS DOESN'’T COUNT. 157 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:38,920 - HEY, IS IT OKAY TO SIT HERE? 158 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,966 - [clears throat] ABSOLUTELY. 159 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,142 IS DEVON GONNA BE OKAY WITH THAT? 160 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,927 - YEAH. 161 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:49,670 SHE'’S ACTUALLY OFF-CAMPUS AND... [phone chirps] 162 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:52,368 TEXTING AS WE SPEAK. [sighs] 163 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,156 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - EVERYTHING IS FINE. 164 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,897 - DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? - I THINK THAT MIGHT BE 165 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:01,682 A LITTLE WEIRD, YOU KNOW? CONSIDERING? 166 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:02,422 - WE DON'’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 167 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,249 - GOOD. - GREAT. 168 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:05,337 - OKAY, SO HERE'’S THE DEAL. 169 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,165 DEVON WAS TOTALLY COOL ABOUT 170 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:09,864 YOU AND OUR...HISTORY. I MEAN, SHE COMPLETELY 171 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:10,908 ENCOURAGED ME TO STAY YOUR FRIEND. 172 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,128 - WOW, SHE'’S PERFECT. 173 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:16,348 - THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT, UNTIL SHE COMPLETELY FREAKED 174 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,785 ON ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WENT TO PICK YOU UP. 175 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:18,960 - WELL, SHE'’S HUMAN. 176 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,832 WAIT, YOU LEFT HER TO PICK UP ME? 177 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,660 - THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. 178 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,489 THE POINT IS THAT SHE HASN'’T STOPPED YELLING AT ME OVER TEXT. 179 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:27,751 - IS IT ALL IN CAPS? 180 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:28,970 - HALF AND HALF. - THEN YOU'’RE GOOD. 181 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,580 SHE'’S JUST VENTING. - BUT NOW I AM-- 182 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,669 I AM A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. 183 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,236 I MEAN, I'’VE HAD ENOUGH DRAMA, 184 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,325 SO I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK OR SOMETHING. 185 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,765 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - IT WAS A LOADED QUESTION. 186 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:44,028 SELFISHLY, I WANTED HIM TO TAKE A BREAK 187 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,117 AND SPEND HIS FREE TIME WITH ME. 188 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:49,033 BUT, IT WAS TIME TO STOP BEING SELFISH. 189 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,688 I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A BEAT AND LET HER CALM DOWN. 190 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,168 IT'’S UNDERSTANDABLE WHY SHE'’S UPSET. 191 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,605 I WOULD BE TOO. 192 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,041 - YEAH, YOU'’RE RIGHT. 193 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,435 - NOW, CAN I GET YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING? 194 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,785 - SURE. - DURING MY SANITY SABBATICAL, 195 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:05,049 I WROTE A MEAN ARTICLE ABOUT VAL FOR THE LIT MAGAZINE, 196 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,747 AND IT CAME OUT TODAY. 197 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:07,922 - HEY, MAYBE IT'’S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK. 198 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:11,273 LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 199 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,449 - THE LOWERCASE "T"s ARE GLUTEN FREE, '’CAUSE I CARE ABOUT 200 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,495 THE DIGESTIVE REQUIREMENTS OF ALL STUDENTS. 201 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,366 VOTE FOR TAMARA! 202 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:20,804 [fanfare music] - MY FELLOW TITANS, 203 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:23,372 VOTE FOR JAKE! [cheers and applause] 204 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:26,114 [laughs] ALL RIGHT! 205 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:28,333 [cheering] 206 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,858 - MING! YOU FORGOT TO "ASIACATE" THE MAFIA ABOUT THE GAME CHANGE! 207 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,687 - DUDE! TAKE OFF THE SHIRT. 208 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,602 - UNH! 209 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,995 [grunts] [groans] 210 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,390 MM! - VOTE FOR TAMARA, OKAY? 211 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,434 - [mumbles] - GOT IT? 212 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:43,871 [distant cheering] 213 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,046 POINT THOSE CRAZY EYES SOMEWHERE ELSE. 214 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,614 I'’LL FIX IT! 215 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,268 - SADIE, I NEED YOUR HELP. - SKIDDADS, NANCY PE-LOSER. 216 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,269 I'’M MAKING A DEAL WITH URBAN OUTFITTERS. 217 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,620 TEN TIMES WHAT I GOT FOR THE BANANA SLICER. 218 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,056 - BUT I NEED YOUR VIRTUAL SUPPORT, 219 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,361 AND SINCE YOU'’RE MY CHEER-SISTER, 220 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,538 YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME! 221 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,410 - YOU WANNA SETTLE, CRAYZILLA? 222 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,238 - SETTLING. 223 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,500 I KNOW YOU'’VE GOT THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS, 224 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,589 AND EVEN IF ONLY A FEW OF THEM GO TO THIS SCHOOL, 225 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,895 IT COULD TOTES ROCK MY VOTE. 226 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,679 SO, IF YOU COULD JUST TWEET ABOUT ME, 227 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,028 MAYBE USE ONE OF MY SLOGANS, 228 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:13,074 OR POST A PIC OF US IN OUR CHEER GEAR? 229 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,642 - MY FOLLOWERS LOOK TO MY FEED FOR OPINIONS DELIVERED CRUELLY, 230 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,731 SANS COUCHING, IN UNDER 140 CHARACTERS. 231 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:20,647 IT'’S NOT ABOUT PROMOTING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. 232 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,345 THAT SAID, IF YOU'’D LIKE TO BE A PAID SPONSOR-- 233 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,607 - YES! HOW MUCH? 234 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,347 - I'’LL GIVE YOU THE BANANA SLICER RATE. 235 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,131 500. 236 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,959 - I DON'’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 237 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,919 - WELL, THEN, I GUESS I CAN'’T HELP YOU. 238 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,703 WHICH WORKS OUT, BECAUSE I DIDN'’T WANT TO. 239 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,839 - HMM. 240 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,580 THESE COOKIES TASTE LIKE DEFEAT. 241 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,494 - SO DOES MY FIST. 242 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,324 - OKAY! NEW MANDATE. 243 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,935 WE'’RE PUTTING OUR SUPPORT BEHIND TAMARA NOW. 244 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,458 - YOU'’RE FLIP-FLOPPING. - SO? 245 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,025 THE CIRCUMSTANCES WERE BEYOND MY CONTROL. 246 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,983 - CLEARLY. 247 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:55,682 - NOW, I WANT T-SHIRTS, 248 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,075 CUPCAKES WITH TAMARA'’S FACE ON THEM WITH LEOPARD PRINT ICING. 249 00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,599 FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THAT. 250 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,252 AND WHO DO WE KNOW WHO'’S A SKYWRITER? 251 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,689 - I'’M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 252 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,386 WE'’RE NOT DOING ANY OF THAT. 253 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,779 - [mocking voice] UM, YES, YOU ARE. 254 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,041 - YOU STILL DON'’T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. 255 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,738 - PLEASE. AS HEAD OF THE ASIAN MAF-- 256 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,610 - THAT'’S EXACTLY WHAT I'’M TALKING ABOUT. 257 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,179 WE NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS ALOUD. 258 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,399 WE'’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING IN THE SHADOWS. 259 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,619 TAKING DOWN POSTERS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, 260 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,185 THAT'’S THE KIND OF THING WE DO. 261 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,665 AND WHAT'’S UP WITH THE CHEAT SHEETS? 262 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,448 I'’M GETTING "C"s. 263 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,581 - WHAT? - YEAH. 264 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,756 AND HAVE YOU SEEN OUR LEDGER? 265 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,758 IT GOT PUKED ON AT A RAVE. 266 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,194 - THE ACCOUNTANT WENT TO A RAVE? 267 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,500 - YOU NEED TO GET THAT KID UNDER CONTROL. 268 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,894 - AND YOU NEED TO LOSE THE '’TUDE, 269 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,809 AND THE JAKE SHIRTS. - AND WEAR WHAT? 270 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,419 - DO I HAVE TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU? 271 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,379 YOU CAN GO NOW. 272 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,601 - WOW! 273 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:48,299 - IT'’S BAD. - YES. 274 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,650 BUT DON'’T WORRY, PEOPLE ONLY READ THE EXPERIOR 275 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,260 FOR THE SEX STORIES. 276 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,870 NOBODY'’S GONNA BOTHER WITH YOUR ESSAY. 277 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:54,915 - AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY, 278 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,482 YOUR ESSAY IS AWESOME! 279 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,049 I AM IMPRESSED. 280 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,138 IT IS WAY MORE BARBARIC THAN ANYTHING 281 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,313 I COULD HAVE WRITTEN. 282 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,054 - UNFORTUNATELY, MATTY WAS WRONG. 283 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,013 PEOPLE WERE READING MY ATTACK AD, 284 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:09,930 AND WORSE, THEY WERE BELIEVING IT. 285 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:16,893 [bell rings] 286 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,982 - HEY, WHAT'’S UP? 287 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:21,028 WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER? 288 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,725 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 289 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,509 - I'’M REALLY SORRY I DIDN'’T TAKE YOU HOME LAST NIGHT. 290 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,294 IF IT'’S ANY CONSOLATION, I ENDED UP GETTING A CAB. 291 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,817 - THAT'’S WHY YOU'’RE SORRY? 292 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,514 - ♪ SWING FOR ME CHILD - IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE 293 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,428 I SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING FOR? - ♪SWING FOR A WHILE ♪ 294 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,516 - OH, I DON'’T KNOW. 295 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,518 LETTING YOUR EX SLIP ME "X," 296 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,998 MAKING OUT WITH HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE-- 297 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,044 I MEAN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE-- 298 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,350 TRYING TO LURE ME INTO A THREESOME? 299 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,091 - I THOUGHT YOU'’D BE COOL WITH IT. 300 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,485 - NO. NOT COOL. 301 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,531 - DID YOU SLEEP WITH ANGELIQUE? 302 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,622 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH HER? 303 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,537 - ♪ YOU AND I WILL BECOME ONE 304 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,670 - [sighs] - YOU NEVER STOPPED. 305 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,977 - I'’M SORRY. 306 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,022 I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE. 307 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,242 - SO DID I. 308 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,243 - LOOK, I'’M PRETTY SURE I WAS CLEAR 309 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,635 ABOUT NOT WANTING A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW. 310 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,202 - IF YOU WERE CLEAR, THEN I AM DEAF. 311 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,116 - HEY, IF YOU BROUGHT THIS UP TO ME 312 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,422 AT ANY POINT IN THE RELATIONSHIP-- 313 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,163 - SO NOW IT'’S A RELATIONSHIP? - YEAH. 314 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:12,427 A RELATIONSHIP THAT WAS NEVER EXCLUSIVE. 315 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:15,560 - I RUINED FRIENDSHIPS BECAUSE OF YOU, 316 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,607 ALIENATED MY PARENTS, PUBLICLY EVISCERATED VALERIE-- 317 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,740 - STOP! THOSE WERE ALL YOUR DECISIONS. 318 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,785 THAT'’S ALL ON YOU, JENNA. 319 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:26,006 - YOU'’RE RIGHT. 320 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,878 AND BEING AN ASS[bleep] IS ALL ON YOU. 321 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,619 BUT I WAS A BIGGER ONE. 322 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,230 AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO BLAME COLLIN, OR THE POT, 323 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,232 OR MY EVIL TWIN FOR CORRUPTING ME, 324 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:38,148 I WAS A WILLING PARTICIPANT IN MY DESCENT INTO DARKNESS. 325 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,716 ♪ 326 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:44,285 AND I'’D PULLED VAL DOWN WITH ME. 327 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,156 - THAT BRINGS ME TO PROPOSAL NUMBER 20, 328 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,592 LOCKER SWAP. 329 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:50,073 MANY OF YOU SUFFER FROM L.P.S.D., 330 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,075 LOCKER PLACEMENT STRESS DISORDER, 331 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,208 BECAUSE YOUR LOCKER IS NEAR AN EX'’S, 332 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,254 OR SOME CREEPY GUY WHO LEAVES YOU GROSS NOTES. 333 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,126 WITH LOCKER SWAP, YOU CAN TRADE LOCKERS 334 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,562 WITH SOMEONE IN A DIFFERENT HALL. 335 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,173 IT'’S LIKE ONLINE DATING, BUT FOR LOCKERS. 336 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,915 IN CONCLUSION, IT'’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 337 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,264 VOTE FOR ME. 338 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,919 MAKE PALOS HILLS TAMARA-LAND. 339 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,662 [cheers and applause] 340 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:18,232 - WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO! [cheers and applause] 341 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,278 - AND NOW, WE'’LL HEAR FROM OUR NEXT CANDIDATE, 342 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:24,151 JAKE ROSATI! [cheers and applause] 343 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,022 - HELLO. 344 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,894 - WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 345 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,287 - YEAH, JAKE! - YOU GOT IT! 346 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,116 - I KNOW WHAT BEING A.S.B. PRESIDENT ENTAILS. 347 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:36,250 MY OPPONENT, UNPROVEN. 348 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,731 YOU'’VE TRUSTED ME FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS, 349 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,299 BUT CAN YOU TRUST MY OPPONENT? 350 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,084 WELL, THAT DEPENDS. 351 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:52,266 CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO SOMETIMES PRETENDS TO BE 352 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,137 ON HER PERIOD... - OH! 353 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,444 - TO GET OUT OF GYM? [crowd murmurs] 354 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,098 SORRY, GUYS. 355 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:01,623 WITH ME, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. 356 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,626 MY OPPONENT? 357 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,149 IT'’S NOT EVEN HER REAL HAIR COLOR 358 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,411 OR HER REAL EYELASHES. 359 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,630 [laughter] - OH! IT'’S LATISSE! 360 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,633 THEY GROW REALLY LONG. - CAN I FINISH? 361 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:15,028 HONEST, REAL HAIR COLOR. 362 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,856 I THINK THE CHOICE IS CLEAR, HUH? 363 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,293 [cheers and applause] 364 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,903 - YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY? 365 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,513 LET'’S DO THIS. 366 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,428 THE ONLY REASON PROM TICKETS AREN'’T SOLD OUT YET 367 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,734 IS BECAUSE EVERYBODY THINKS 368 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,302 "BARACK O-PROM-A" 369 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,564 IS A LAME THEME. [laughter] 370 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,305 - MISS KAPLAN, THIS IS NOT A DEBATE. 371 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,697 MR. ROSATI, DON'’T RESPOND TO THAT. 372 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,830 THIS IS A FORUM WHERE PEOPLE CAN JUST SPEAK-- 373 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,179 - PLEASE. 374 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,529 IF IT WASN'’T FOR ME, 375 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,357 THAT WATER FOUNTAIN OUTSIDE THE CAFETERIA 376 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,011 WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN FIXED. 377 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,752 - NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT DRINKING FOUNTAIN. 378 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,407 WITH MY SODA MACHINE INITIATIVE, IT WILL BE TOTALLY OBSOLETE. 379 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:49,932 [cheers and applause] 380 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,413 INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THE PAST, 381 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,676 WE SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT "TAMARA"! 382 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,157 - GIVE IT A REST. WE GOT THE REFERENCE THE FIRST, 383 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,767 SECOND, AND TWENTIETH TIME THAT YOU USED IT. 384 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,161 [crowd oohs] - AT LEAST I HAVE A SLOGAN. 385 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,727 - BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY 386 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,207 WHEN IT'’S WRITTEN IN GLITTER PEN? 387 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,557 [laughter] - IT ADDS PIZAZZLE, 388 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,690 WHICH IS WHAT I PLAN TO DO IN OFFICE. 389 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,780 I HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BRILLS IDEAS. 390 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,955 - LIKE HIRING A DJ FOR PICTURE DAY. 391 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,391 - WHAT'’S WRONG WITH THAT? 392 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,697 - THERE'’S NO NEED TO CHANGE PICTURE DAY. 393 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:19,353 PICTURE DAY WAS JUST FINE ON HIS OWN. 394 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,182 LIKE THIS CAMPAIGN, IT DOESN'’T NEED YOU. 395 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,574 - [gasps] YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST 396 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,186 SHOW UP ON PICTURE DAY AND PUT IN NO EFFORT 397 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,752 UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE? 398 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,930 PICTURE DAY IS SPECIAL. DON'’T TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 399 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,236 - DON'’T YOU HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT 400 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,369 INSTEAD OF MEDDLING IN PICTURE DAY? 401 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,544 - WELL SOMEBODY HAD TO MEDDLE IN IT, 402 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,981 BECAUSE PICTURE DAY WAS PHONIN'’ IT IN. 403 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,158 - PERSONALLY, I'’M JUST GLAD I'’M NOT THE TYPE OF LEADER 404 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,117 WHO FEELS THE NEED TO PROVE A POINT. 405 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,510 - AND I'’M GLAD I'’M NOT THE TYPE OF LEADER THAT THINKS EVERYTHING 406 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,991 WILL JUST BE HANDED TO THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR POPULARITY. 407 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,906 [cheers and applause] - THIS GUERILLA DEBATE IS OVER! 408 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,822 MS. MARKS, I NEED TO SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE. 409 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:57,304 - OH, YEAH, I KNOW, CELL PHONES ARE VERBOTEN IN AUDITORIUM. 410 00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,523 IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. 411 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,611 MY KITTIES. 412 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,570 - MY OFFICE, NOW! 413 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,919 - I DIDN'’T GET A CHANCE TO GIVE MY SPEECH. 414 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,443 - UGH, YOU WERE NEVER GONNA WIN. 415 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,533 THE SPEECHES ARE OVER. GET BACK TO CLASS. 416 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,926 DON'’T MAKE ME KEEP SAYING IT. 417 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,972 I'’VE SAID IT, LIKE, 40 TIMES! 418 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,496 - IF OUR BODIES WERE 70% WATER, 419 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,846 I WAS PROBABLY DOWN TO ABOUT 4%, 420 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,762 WHICH MEANT IT WAS TIME TO FACE VALERIE. 421 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,807 IF ONLY I'’D HAD A SPEECH WRITER TO HELP ME FIND 422 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,548 THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY. 423 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,897 BUT I COULDN'’T HELP BUT FEEL... 424 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,377 - ♪ THE MEMORIES SLIDE - THERE WEREN'’T ANY RIGHT WORDS. 425 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,466 [knock at door] - WRAP IT UP! 426 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,946 I NEED MY FAVORITE STALL FOR A TINK AND THINK. 427 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,384 - ♪ AGAINST MY MIND 428 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,865 - I DIDN'’T KNOW IT WAS YOU. 429 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,519 - HOW DID YOUR SPEECH GO? 430 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,217 - IT WAS OKAY. 431 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,089 IT WASN'’T OKAY. IT SUCKED. 432 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,004 - ♪ YOUR ARMS CROSSED TO THE CEILINGS ♪ 433 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,918 ♪ WHEN THE ALIENS CAME - IT WAS A BOLD MOVE, 434 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:47,963 BUT I COULDN'’T HELP MYSELF. 435 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,791 I NEEDED THAT HUG. 436 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,707 THE SMELL OF HER HAIR, AND THE FEEL OF HER EARRING ON MY CHEEK 437 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,752 REMINDED ME OF THE BEST OF TIMES. 438 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,406 TIMES I WANTED BACK. 439 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,973 OUR HUGS WERE LIKE AN OLD SWEATER, 440 00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,062 THE KIND YOU... 441 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,412 CRAM IN A SHRINK BAG. - HAVE YOU SEEN MING? 442 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,415 I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND RIGHT NOW. 443 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,809 - UM, NO. 444 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,854 - WELL, IF YOU DO, TELL HER TO COME FIND ME. 445 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,988 - ♪ WAKE ME UP AFTER MIDNIGHT 446 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:17,166 ♪ WITH YOUR ATLAS EYES 447 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,776 ♪YOUR ATLAS EYES ♪ 448 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,952 - WHERE'’S VALERIE? I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO HER. 449 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,867 - AND WHAT'’S THERE TO TALK ABOUT? 450 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,044 I'’D IMAGINE YOU'’VE SAID ALL YOU NEEDED TO SAY. 451 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,784 - WHAT'’S GOING ON? 452 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,873 - MS. MARKS IS ON AN INDEFINITE SUSPENSION. 453 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,528 I ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS A FEW KNIGHTS SHORT OF A CRUSADE, 454 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,139 BUT I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS THAT CRAZY. 455 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,754 - YOU KILLED IT. 456 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,017 - THANKS, AND THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME. 457 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:45,803 BYE. [both screaming, laughing] 458 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:49,459 - NICE JOB, MADAME PRESIDENT. - LOOK AT US. 459 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,071 THE TWO MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE AT PALOS HILLS. 460 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,507 - YEAH. - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 461 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,117 I COULDN'’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE ASIAN MAFIA. 462 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,338 - ABOUT THAT--I'’M NOT SURE THEY VOTED FOR YOU. 463 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,862 I MEAN, YOU WON, SO THEY MUST HAVE. 464 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,907 WHY WOULDN'’T THEY? NO, THEY DID. [laughs] 465 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,518 I DON'’T KNOW. 466 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,215 - THAT WAS SO SEXY. 467 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,912 WE HAVE TO ROLE-PLAY AGAIN LIKE THAT SOMETIME. 468 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,828 - THAT'’S MY CUE. 469 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,613 - WHAT'’S WRONG? 470 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,788 - ARE YOU FOR REAL? 471 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,095 A.S.B. PRESIDENT WAS MY THING, 472 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,184 SO YOU TOOK IT FROM ME JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, 473 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,707 AND IT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. 474 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,491 - WELL, IT SURE SEEMED LIKE IT MEANT NOTHING TO YOU. 475 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,623 YOU DIDN'’T EVEN WANT TO WORK FOR IT. 476 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,233 I DON'’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'’RE SO MAD. 477 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,887 - YOU'’RE MY GIRLFRIEND! 478 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,932 WHAT IF I WANTED TO BE A CHEERLEADER? 479 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,108 - I'’D LOVE THAT! 480 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,197 CAMP WOULD BE A BLAST! 481 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,589 - WHAT IF I TOOK YOUR SPOT? 482 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,982 THE ONLY SPOT LEFT ON THE TEAM? 483 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,680 - I'’D GO BACK TO BAND. - WHAT IF I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY 484 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,682 THE CLARINET AND THEN TOOK THE LAST CHAIR? 485 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,467 - I THINK ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN BAND CAN JOIN BAND. 486 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,990 - YOU DON'’T GET IT. 487 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,513 - I GET THAT SOMEONE'’S BEING A SORE LOSER. 488 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,081 - I'’M NOT BEING A SORE LOSER. 489 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:49,258 WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK I WAS OVER IT, I WASN'’T. 490 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:52,261 I LOVED BEING PRESIDENT, AND YOU RUINED THAT FOR ME. 491 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,916 YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS. YOU JUST HAD TO PROVE A POINT. 492 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:58,746 YOU HAD TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE. 493 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,704 WELL NOW I'’M GONNA PUT YOU IN YOURS. 494 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,054 WE'’RE DONE. 495 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,013 TAKE CARE. 496 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,422 - I HAD BYPASSED DINNER, 497 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,988 AND I WASN'’T EVEN ON A HUNGER STRIKE. 498 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,599 I WASN'’T HUNGRY. 499 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,819 ALL DAY, I HAD TRIED AND FAILED TO NAVIGATE MY WAY 500 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,605 THROUGH THE POLITICS OF MY RELATIONSHIPS. 501 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,694 IF ARISTOTLE'’S THEORY WAS TRUE, 502 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,783 AND MAN, BY NATURE, IS A POLITICAL ANIMAL, 503 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:39,265 I WOULD ARGUE THAT I WAS A SITTING DUCK. 504 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,963 THERE WAS NO POINT IN TRYING TO RIGHT MY WRONGS ANYMORE. 505 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,704 I HAD GONE TOO FAR, 506 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,576 AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE ACTION LEFT TO TAKE-- 507 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,448 QUIT MY CAMPAIGN IN DISGRACE. 508 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:56,760 ♪ 509 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,807 - SOME SAY THAT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS, 510 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:04,594 BUT ACTIONS ARE TEMPORARY. WORDS ARE FOREVER. 511 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,770 I REALIZED THAT I WAS MAKING THE MISTAKE 512 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,338 OF PUTTING TOO MUCH IMPORTANCE ON ACTIONS, 513 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:13,342 WHEN ULTIMATELY, WORDS WERE GOING TO PROVIDE MY REDEMPTION. 514 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,388 SPECIFICALLY, TWO OF THEM. 515 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,259 I'’M SORRY. 516 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,131 I'’M SORRY. 517 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:23,352 I'’M SORRY. 518 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,528 I'’M SO SORRY, MOM. 519 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,923 [sniffles] [both crying] 520 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:32,622 ♪♪ 521 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,233 I'’M SORRY. 522 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,112 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... - WHAT'’S TONIGHT AT MATTY'’S? 523 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,896 - THE SAINT MATTY'’S PARTY, 524 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:46,941 FOR SAINT PATTY'’S DAY. - DEVON AND MATTY BROKE UP. 525 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,334 - WHY? - APPARENTLY, SHE'’S CONVINCED 526 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,857 HE'’S NOT OVER YOU. 527 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:50,945 - EVERYONE, THIS IS HUNTER. 528 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,294 SHE'’S A FORMER STUDENT OF MINE. 529 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,514 - WHAT CAN I BRING TONIGHT? - JUST YOURSELF. 530 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,211 - MATTY, THIS IS MY FRIEND, BAILEY. 531 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,169 - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 532 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,780 COME FIND ME LATER. I WANT TO HANG OUT. 39483

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