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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:03,471 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:05,739 - EVEN THOUGH MATTY IS BLIND TO YOUR TREACHERY, 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,175 I'M NOT. 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,376 - END IT WITH COLIN OR TELL MATTY. 5 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,777 - YOU NEED TO SHUT THAT [bleep] DOWN. 6 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,313 - YOUR MOM'S THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY! 7 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,248 all: SURPRISE! 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,794 - JENNA, HONEY? 9 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:30,098 ARE YOU STILL IN THERE? 10 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:32,866 - PHYSICALLY, YES. 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,136 MENTALLY, I AM ALL OVER THE PLACE. 12 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,738 - ARE YOU COMING OUT TODAY? 13 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:41,075 - NO. 14 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,144 - SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL? 15 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:46,314 - HOW CAN I GO TO SCHOOL IF I'M NOT COMING OUT? 16 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,616 - GOOD POINT. 17 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,085 SHOULD I TELL THE SCHOOL YOU'RE SICK? 18 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,720 - TELL THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT. 19 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,622 MY LIFE IS OVER. 20 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:58,159 MATTY WON'T RETURN MY CALLS OR MY EMAILS OR MY TEXTS. 21 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,793 I EVEN CALLED HIS HOUSE PHONE 22 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,263 AND HIS MOM PICKED UP AND SAID THAT HE WASN'T AVAILABLE. 23 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,031 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 24 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:06,634 THAT'S HE'S NOT AVAILABLE FOR EVERYONE OR FOR ME? 25 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,136 I AM FREAKING OUT. 26 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,438 SO JUST PLEASE GO AWAY. 27 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:13,374 I'M NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 28 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,509 - I'M GONNA GO RUN SOME ERRANDS. 29 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,910 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA COME WITH? 30 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,348 AND TELL ME IF YOU AND MATTY ARE STILL TOGETHER? 31 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,683 - GO AWAY. 32 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,852 - OR YOU CAN JUST TELL ME. 33 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,521 - GO AWAY! 34 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,976 - HA! I FOOLED YOU. 35 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,878 JUST TALK TO ME. 36 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,879 - I DON'T WANNA TALK. 37 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,314 I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE 38 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,682 TO SUFFER IN SILENCE. 39 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,017 I AM AN ASS[bleep] AND A CHEATER AND A LIAR 40 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,219 AND EVERYONE HATES ME. 41 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,587 - DID YOU AND MATTY BREAK UP? 42 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,921 OR ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER? 43 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,856 JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT I CAN WORK WITH. 44 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,758 I NEED CLARITY. 45 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,060 - AND I NEED A HUG. 46 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,662 - OH, BABY. 47 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,964 OH! 48 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,600 DAMN IT! 49 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,535 [door closes] 50 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,909 HONEY, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! 51 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,611 LET'S OPEN YOUR GIFTS! 52 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,614 [loud rock music plays] 53 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:29,483 * 54 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:34,422 IF YOU DON'T COME OUT, I'M GONNA OPEN THEM FOR YOU! 55 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,159 I'M DOING IT! 56 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,166 NEVER MIND! 57 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,105 JENNA WON'T COME OUT OF HER ROOM. 58 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,574 SHE'S BEEN IN THERE ALL WEEKEND 59 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,142 AND NOW SHE'S NOT GOING TO SCHOOL. 60 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,210 - SO SHE'S PULLING A SICK-OUT? 61 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,845 - A WHAT-OUT? - A SICK-OUT. 62 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:58,879 SHE'S BEING A TRUANT. 63 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,248 - I'M GONNA WRITE HER A NOTE. 64 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,182 - BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA. 65 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,551 THE LESS I KNOW THE BETTER. 66 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,586 I CANNOT BE COMPLICIT IN YOUR SCHEME. 67 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,887 - WHAT SHOULD I DO? 68 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,456 - BREAK DOWN HER DOOR. 69 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,157 - I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, BUT I JUST PAINTED THE HALL. 70 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,359 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 71 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,060 IT'S A LITTLE EXTREME. TEAR GAS? 72 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:16,664 - I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH TEARS THIS WEEKEND TO LAST A LIFETIME. 73 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,599 - OKAY, LET'S JUST CUT TO WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 74 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,534 ARE JENNA AND MATTY STILL TOGETHER? 75 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,303 - I DON'T KNOW. - DAMN IT! 76 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,238 - CAN YOU KEEP YOUR EARS TO THE STREET? 77 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,706 - THAT'S WHERE THEY LIVE L-DOG. 78 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,441 I'LL CALL YOU LATER WITH THE INTEL. 79 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,642 [phone beeps] 80 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,110 - YOU HAVE TO TALK TO JENNA. 81 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,880 - I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT SHE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS 82 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,415 OR ANSWER ANY OF MY TEXTS. 83 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:35,983 HAVE YOU TALKED TO MATTY? - NO. 84 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,118 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY OR HEARD FROM HIM ALL WEEKEND. 85 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,186 NOT SINCE THE PARTY. 86 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,288 HE'S ICING ME OUT TOO. 87 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,455 - WHERE'S T? - HELL IF I KNOW. 88 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,590 SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER CELL. 89 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,425 - WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR WORLD? 90 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,959 - IT'S MADNESS. 91 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,996 IT'S TOTAL [bleep] MADNESS. 92 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,464 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 93 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,433 JENNA AND MATTY BREAK UP OR NOT? 94 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,067 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 95 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,269 IT'S OVER. 96 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,970 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW? 97 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:57,971 YOU WERE THERE TOO. 98 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,473 YOU SAW THE AFTERMATH. - NO. 99 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,208 AFTER JENNA AND COLLIN CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, 100 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,677 I WENT OUT BACK TO CALL TAMARA AND GIVE HER A HEADS-UP. 101 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:04,912 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 102 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,747 - DUDE, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU. 103 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,116 I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW. - WHAT SHOW? 104 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,018 - YOU DON'T KNOW? - KNOW WHAT? 105 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,620 - OKAY. 106 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,289 SO IT WAS MOMENTS BEFORE THE SURPRISE. 107 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,724 WE WERE CROUCHING BEHIND THE COUCH, 108 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,158 WAITING TO SURPRISE JENNA. 109 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,328 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN I ASKED, "WHERE'S TAMARA?" 110 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,563 - AND I SAID, "SHE'S ON HER WAY." 111 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:23,997 - AND THEN I ROLLED MY EYES. 112 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,232 - ARE YOU GONNA LET ME FINISH 113 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,300 OR ARE WE GONNA DEBATE THE DETAILS ALL DAY? 114 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,635 - OKAY, OKAY. CONTINUE. 115 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:30,771 - SO, WE COULD HEAR THE KEYS RUMBLING AT THE DOOR 116 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,540 AND THEN VALERIE WAS GETTING APOPLECTIC 117 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,074 ABOUT SHUSHING ME UP 118 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,943 BECAUSE LISSA WAS GOING ON AND ON 119 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,878 ABOUT FINALLY GETTING OUT OF HER NECK BRACE. 120 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,681 - AND MY DOCTOR, BRIAN, HE LET'S ME CALL HIM BY HIS FIRST NAME 121 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,082 BECAUSE HE WANTS ME TO FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE 122 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,084 WHEN HE EXAMINES MY BREASTS, SO-- 123 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,453 - DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH? 124 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,755 WHEN I SAID QUIET, I MEANT SILENCIO! 125 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,390 IF YOU KEEP TALKING, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE SURPRISE, 126 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,724 AND RUINING THE SURPRISE 127 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,361 IS THE WORST THING THAT CAN POSSIBLY HAPPEN. 128 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:54,395 [door slams] 129 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,997 all: SURPRISE! 130 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,699 - SURPRISE INDEED. 131 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,167 - SO I GUESS RUINING THE SURPRISE 132 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,469 IS NOT THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. 133 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:04,237 - THEN COLLIN BAILED 134 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,541 AND MATTY WENT AFTER HIM, PISSED. 135 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,343 - OH, MY GOD. 136 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:12,145 - I WAS TRYING TO SNEAK OUT AND WATCH THE ACTION 137 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,214 WHEN VALERIE JOCK-BLOCKED THE EXIT. 138 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,383 - NOTHING TO SEE HERE! 139 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,684 LET'S JUST PUT ON SOME MUSIC 140 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,118 AND ROLL OUT THE SNACKS. 141 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,287 IT'S A [bleep] PARTY, PEOPLE, SO LET'S PARTY! 142 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:24,592 - SO I GRABBED A SEAT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE AFTERMATH. 143 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,826 - I'M SO SORRY, COLLIN. 144 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,960 I CAN'T DEAL. 145 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,463 - MATTY HIT COLLIN, 146 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,099 THEN JENNA APOLOGIZED TO COLLIN, 147 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,568 WHICH INFERS THAT SHE'S SIDED WITH HIM, 148 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,269 WHICH FURTHER INFERS THE OBVIOUS FACT 149 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,172 THAT JENNA AND MATTY ARE DONE. 150 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,541 - BUT MATTY DIDN'T HIT COLLIN. 151 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,942 - THEN WHO DID? - JENNA. 152 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,043 - WHAT? 153 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,745 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 154 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,614 - WELL, I HAD JUST TRIED CALLING TAMARA, YOU KNOW, 155 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,015 TO FILL HER IN ON THE SITCH, 156 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,650 BUT SHE WASN'T PICKING UP. 157 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,084 SO WHEN I CAME BACK IN, 158 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,754 JENNA WAS TAKING COLLIN INTO THE KITCHEN. 159 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,456 - I'M SO SORRY, COLLIN. 160 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,690 I CAN'T DEAL. 161 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,092 AND THEN THE DUDE SLOWLY TURNED TO ME, 162 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,029 LOOKED ME SQUARE IN THE EYE AND SAID... 163 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,097 - I DIDN'T KNOW A GIRL COULD HIT THAT HARD. 164 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,900 - CAN YOU BELIEVE HE HAD THE BALLS TO TURN TO ME FOR EMPATHY? 165 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,469 - IT'S INFURIATING. 166 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,438 BUT BESIDES THE POINT, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 167 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,805 AND WHERE WAS I? 168 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,040 - WELL, THEN JENNA LEFT THE ROOM 169 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,642 AND MRS. HAMILTON TOOK COLLIN TO THE SINK. 170 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,243 - OH, GOD. OKAY, COME WITH ME. 171 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,746 - YOU WERE ON THE COUCH EATING GUAC AND CHIPS. 172 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,313 - RIGHT. 173 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,516 MY BLOOD SUGAR ALWAYS GETS LOW WHEN I'M STRESSED. 174 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,984 - AND MRS. HAMILTON MAKES SOME GOOD GUAC. 175 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,786 - PLEASE. SHE DON'T MAKE THAT. 176 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,287 IT'S STORE-BOUGHT. 177 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,722 - BUT I'VE SEEN HER PUTTING AVOCADOS INTO A BOWL. 178 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,123 - WITH THE STORE-BOUGHT GUAC. 179 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,992 IT'S HER TRICK. 180 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:37,297 SO WHAT WE KNOW IS JENNA HIT COLLIN TO WIN MATTY BACK. 181 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,366 - AND THEN FELT BAD FOR [bleep] UP COLLIN'S FACE. 182 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,569 - SO SHE WENT BACK INSIDE TO HELP FIX SAID FACE, THEN-- 183 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,404 - WENT BACK OUTSIDE AGAIN TO FIND MATTY 184 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,673 TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. 185 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,807 - AND HE'S A SOFTIE, WHICH MEANS... 186 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,241 both: THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER! 187 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,944 - BUT JENNA DIDN'T HIT COLLIN. 188 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,379 I DID. 189 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,047 WHICH IS WHY I MISSED SCHOOL THIS MORNING. 190 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,182 I HAD TO SEE A DOCTOR. 191 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,384 MY HAND BLEW UP TO THE SIZE OF A POTATO. 192 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,086 - EVERYONE'S HAND IS THE SIZE OF A POTATO. 193 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,455 - NO, LIKE, A MODERN POTATO THAT'S JACKED AND STACKED. 194 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,590 ON STEROIDS. 195 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,757 - SO WHAT HAPPENED? - I SPRAINED IT. 196 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,325 both: NO, WITH COLLIN. 197 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,194 - OHHH. 198 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,963 SO I WAS JIMMY-JAMMYING IT TO GET TO THE PARTY, 199 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,298 BUT I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION 200 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,900 AND HAD TO STOP TO DE-CLING THE STATIC 201 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,468 THAT WAS RIDING THE JUTT OF MY BUTT. 202 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,003 SO MY TIMING WAS OFF AND I WAS LATE-LATE. 203 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,437 AND I COULDN'T FIND MY PHONE. 204 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,707 IT WASN'T IN MY PURSE OR ON MY PERSON 205 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,008 AND I STILL CAN'T FIND IT. 206 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,110 ANYWAY, WHEN I GOT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, 207 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,912 JENNA AND COLLIN WERE GETTING UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL 208 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,279 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 209 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,549 I WAS SPEECHLESS, WHICH REALLY SAYS SOMETHING. 210 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:31,384 SO I SLID AND HID, AND THEN BEFORE I COULD GET 211 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,286 INTO A GOOD SQUAT OF THOUGHT, I HEARD... 212 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,388 all: SURPRISE! 213 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,091 - AT THAT POINT, I KNEW IT WAS SAFE TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE. 214 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,593 BUT AS I POPPED OUT OF THE BUSHES, 215 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,496 COLLIN THEN MATTY THEN JENNA ROLLED OUT OF THE HOUSE. 216 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,498 AS THE BOYS RAN DOWN THE STEPS, JENNA YELLED... 217 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,499 - WAIT! 218 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,000 - AND IT WAS SO SAD 219 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,069 BECAUSE THEY BOTH TURNED, NOT KNOWING WHO SHE WAS TALKING TO. 220 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,337 - IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 221 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,438 IT WAS A MISTAKE. 222 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:52,740 - SHE WAS TALKING TO MATTY. 223 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,575 AND MATTY--POOR MATTY. 224 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,443 HE LOOKED LIKE HE HAD BEEN STUN GUNNED TO THE HEART, 225 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,879 SO HE WAS, LIKE, PARALYZED, NOT SAYING ANYTHING. 226 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,614 SO I DID WHAT ANY DECENT FRIEND WOULD DO. 227 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,682 I GAVE HIM A NUDGE. 228 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:05,519 HIT HIM! 229 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,888 - WHAT'S THE POINT? 230 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:08,989 - FINE. 231 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,190 IF YOU WON'T, I WILL. 232 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,625 - OW! 233 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,126 [bleep]! 234 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,127 YOU BROKE MY NOSE. 235 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,196 - AND YOU BROKE MY BF/GF/BFF! 236 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,566 DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY YEARS OF PRAYING IT TOOK 237 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,000 TO MAKE THAT DREAM A REALITY? 238 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,302 YOU RUINED MY LIFE! OW. 239 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,437 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT DOUCHEBAG? 240 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,973 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HIT HIM. 241 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,241 - IT WAS AN IMPULSIVE REACTION TO AN EMOTIONAL SITUATION 242 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,944 AND I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER PISSED-FIST AGAIN, EVER. 243 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,279 PLEASE DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. 244 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,247 - I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED. 245 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,315 I'M IMPRESSED. 246 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,383 YOU DID SOME REAL DAMAGE. 247 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,551 UP TOP, BABE. 248 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:41,388 I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 249 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,324 - [clears throat] 250 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,128 SO THEY'RE OVER? 251 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,097 - FINISHED. - DONE-ZO WASHINGTON. 252 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,098 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 253 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,232 all: JENNA AND MATTY. 254 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,167 - THEY'RE NOT DONE. 255 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:01,508 - HOW ARE THEY NOT DONE? 256 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,509 - I DON'T KNOW THE INS AND OUTS. 257 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,510 I JUST KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 258 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,945 AND HERE'S WHAT I KNOW. 259 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,547 I WAS CROUCHED DOWN NEXT TO MING FOR THE SURPRISE, 260 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,850 WHICH WAS TRICKY, BECAUSE I'M NOT A SMALL PERSON. 261 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:13,654 SUDDENLY, JENNA AND COLLIN CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, TONGUE TIED 262 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:17,157 AND WE YELLED: all: SURPRISE! 263 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,225 - WERE WERE THERE, WE KNOW. 264 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,593 GET TO THE PERTINENT INFO. 265 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,862 - OKAY, OKAY. 266 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,932 SO THE SCENE BECAME CHAOTIC. 267 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,868 COMPLETE, DISORGANIZED MAYHEM, AND MAYHEM ISN'T MY MIDDLE NAME. 268 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,903 IT'S CHEN. - OH! 269 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,905 - THEREFORE, I WAS EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. 270 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,006 - NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 271 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,341 LET'S JUST PUT ON SOME MUSIC-- 272 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,409 - ALL I WANTED WAS TO GRAB A SNACK AND GO. 273 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,612 BUT I GOT SANDBAGGED BY MS. MARKS. 274 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:39,647 - YOU. 275 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:40,614 YOU'RE TALL AND GOOD AT MATH. 276 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:41,615 I NEED YOUR EXPERTISE. 277 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:42,683 COME WITH ME. 278 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,884 THIS IS THE TICKET. 279 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,585 NOTHING GETS A PARTY BACK ON TRACK 280 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,220 LIKE LA PINATA. 281 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,657 AND I JAM PACKED THAT BAD BOY WITH SO MANY GOODIES 282 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,859 THAT WE WILL BE BLOWING AWAY OUR PROBLEMS 283 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,895 ALONG WITH LITTLE BOTTLES OF BUBBLES. 284 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,563 - I THINK THAT MAY BE THE PROBLEM. 285 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,666 THE PINATA'S TOO HEAVY. 286 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:01,434 - PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, JUNIOR. YOUR PEOPLE BUILT THE RAILROADS. 287 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,770 COME ON. 288 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:03,804 - IS THAT WHY SHE ASKED IF YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH? 289 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,172 - POSSIBLY. 290 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,774 OR SHE'S RACIST. 291 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,241 - OOH, WHO'S A RACIST? 292 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,476 all: VALERIE. 293 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:10,878 - TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 294 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,312 - I'M ABOUT TO. 295 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,481 ANYWAY, I FINALLY FIGURED OUT 296 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,316 HOW TO RIG THE PINATA BASED ON AN ALGORITHM 297 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,952 OF HEIGHT PLUS WEIGHT MINUS IGNORANCE. 298 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,355 WHEN SUDDENLY, OUT OF A PLAY IN MY OWN HANDBOOK, 299 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,691 MATTY HOPPED THE FENCE 300 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,825 AND HEADED TO A BACK ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE. 301 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,127 all: JENNA'S BACKDOOR! - SURE. 302 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,664 - DID HE OR DIDN'T HE GO INSIDE? 303 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,801 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT OR THE LAYOUT OF THE HOUSE. 304 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,670 I'VE ONLY BEEN PRIVY TO THE LIVING ROOM AND BACKYARD. 305 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,607 - AFTER HE HOPPED THE FENCE, DID MATTY GO RIGHT OR LEFT? 306 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,944 - IT WAS THE LEFT. 307 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,545 - THAT'S THE SIDE YARD. 308 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,047 THERE'S NO ENTRANCE. 309 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,148 - MAYBE IT WAS THE RIGHT. 310 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,149 I'M GETTING FLUSTERED. 311 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,418 LET ME THINK. 312 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,854 IT WAS THE RIGHT. 313 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,022 DEFINITELY THE RIGHT. 314 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,556 I THINK. 315 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,158 - HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR RIGHT FROM YOUR LEFT? 316 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,426 - THIS IS IMPORTANT! 317 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,761 - I'M--I'M NOT GOOD UNDER PRESSURE, 318 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,095 AND I'M MODERATELY DYSLEXIC! 319 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,765 - THAT'S OKAY. TAKE A BREATH. 320 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,466 SO FROM WHAT WE CAN GATHER, 321 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,036 MATTY WENT TO JENNA'S BACKDOOR TO MAKE UP. 322 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,037 - OR TEAR INTO HER. - NOPE. 323 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,538 YOU'RE BOTH WRONG. 324 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:16,076 APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY BACKDOOR AUTHORITY AT THIS TABLE. 325 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,813 YOU SEE, I HAD GOTTEN TO THE PARTY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. 326 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,349 AND WHILE EVERYONE WAS SCRAMBLING FOR A HIDING SPOT, 327 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,017 NATURE CALLED. 328 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,854 I NEED TO FIND THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM AND FAST. 329 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,289 BUT THE POWDER ROOM WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE ACTION 330 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,860 AND I DON'T LIKE TO BROADCAST MY STREAM. 331 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,929 [toilet flushes] UPON FINISHING MY BUSINESS, 332 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,631 I HEARD: all: SURPRISE! 333 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,033 - I HAD MISSED THE SPECTACLE, 334 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,836 SO I DECIDED TO TAKE MY TIME AND LATHER UP ON LOTION. 335 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,572 MANAGING OUR SKIN CARE IS ESSENTIAL AT OUR AGE. 336 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:49,442 NOT TO MENTION, THE LOTION WAS JASMINE SCENTED. 337 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,378 I LOVE ME SOME TROPICAL FLOWERS. 338 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,580 REMINDS ME OF THIS TIME I WAS TIME-SHARING IN TULUM 339 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,882 AND THE FAMILY WAS GATHERED AROUND. 340 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,283 WE WERE ALL LAYING OUT ON THE BEACH, TANNING-- 341 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,450 all: GET TO IT! 342 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,119 - JEEZ, SETTLE DOWN. 343 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,421 I'M JUST TRYING TO PAINT A PRETTY PICTURE. 344 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,092 SO, I LEFT THE BATHROOM AND LO AND BEHOLD, 345 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,494 THERE WAS JENNA ON HER BED, CRYING. 346 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,896 OH, NO. 347 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,397 DID THE SURPRISE SCARE YOU? 348 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,099 JENNA DIDN'T ANSWER. 349 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,234 SHE JUST CRIED HARDER. - [sobs] 350 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,137 - AND THAT'S WHEN MATTY BARGED IN. 351 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,271 all: AND THEN WHAT? 352 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,773 - HE STARTED PACING. 353 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,408 - 'CAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY. 354 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,810 - OR FIGHT OFF THE TEARS. 355 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,277 - OR GET A LITTLE EXERCISE. 356 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,146 - STOP INTERJECTING! 357 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,215 CLARK, FINISH, PLEASE. 358 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,850 - THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 359 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:33,753 SO, MATTY CONTINUED PACING BACK AND FORTH 360 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,455 LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM AND JENNA PLEADED: 361 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,324 - MATTY, PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAIN. 362 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,391 - OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING. 363 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,360 I THINK THAT KISS SAID IT ALL. 364 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,628 - WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LOOK AT ME? 365 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,130 - BUT HE WOULDN'T LOOK AT HER. 366 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,965 HE JUST KEPT PACING AROUND THE ROOM. 367 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,399 AND THEN-- all: AND THEN? 368 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,135 - HE FOUND HIS CAR KEYS AND LEFT. 369 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,570 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 370 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,772 - OR MAYBE IT DOES. 371 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,574 MAYBE HE LEFT TO CALM DOWN 372 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,410 AND JENNA TEXTED COLLIN TO TELL HIM TO LEAVE, 373 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,512 AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY COLLIN GOT UPSET 374 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,148 AND STARTED THE FIRE IN THE KITCHEN. 375 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,749 - THERE WAS A FIRE? 376 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,551 - OH, RIGHT. THE FIRE. 377 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,420 WE WERE EATING CHIPS AND GUAC-- - MADE AT GELSON'S. 378 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,189 - WHEN SOMETHING STARTED TO SMELL. 379 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,557 IS SOMETHING BURNING? 380 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,059 - UM... [sniffs] 381 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,793 YEAH. 382 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,696 [smoke detector beeps] 383 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,631 - FIRE! 384 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,871 - LACEY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING 385 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,906 COOKING PRE-COOKED CUPCAKES? 386 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,475 - TOLD YA, MRS. HAMILTON DOESN'T COOK. 387 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,776 SHE COLLABORATES. 388 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,111 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE STIR-FRY 389 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,579 SHE MADE FOR ME LAST YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY? 390 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:37,017 - THAT WASN'T STIR-FRY. IT WAS STIR-LIE, MY FRIEND. 391 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,018 - AND THAT'S IT? 392 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,019 THAT'S ALL WE KNOW? 393 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,387 - ACTUALLY, NO. 394 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,990 AFTER THE FIRE WAS OUT, WE HEARD A SCREAM. 395 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,225 - AND WE RAN OUTSIDE TO CONSOLE JENNA. 396 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,659 - BUT THAT WASN'T JENNA. 397 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,929 - WHY DID YOU SCREAM? 398 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,697 - WELL... 399 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,201 IT STARTED WHEN I WAS WAITING FOR THE SURPRISE 400 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,836 AND I GOT THE GREAT IDEA TO FILM IT. 401 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,939 I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANNA SEE THEIR OWN SURPRISE 402 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,140 AFTER BEING SURPRISED? 403 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,508 BUT MY PHONE WAS IN MY PURSE 404 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,943 THAT WAS UNDER A COUPLE OF BAGS 405 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,912 AROUND THE OTHER SIDE OF MING AND FRED. 406 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,180 BUT THANKFULLY, I HAD FULL MOBILITY AGAIN 407 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,749 AND I COULD REACH AROUND WITH FULL RANGE OF COMMOTION. 408 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:10,884 all: MOTION. 409 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,784 - AND THEN THE DOOR STARTED TO TURN 410 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,053 AND VALERIE GOT IN MY FACE 411 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,122 AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I WAS UP ON MY FEET. 412 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,190 all: SURPRISE. 413 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,959 I MEAN, I SPRUNG UP REAL FAST 414 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,461 'CAUSE I'M ALMOST AS FLEXIBLE AS I WAS BEFORE THE ACCIDENT. 415 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,064 all: SKIP AHEAD! 416 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,700 - SO THEN, JENNA AND COLLIN CAME BACK INSIDE 417 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,536 AND I STARTED EATING AND TEXTING-- 418 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,271 all: SKIP AHEAD! - TO WHERE? 419 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,340 all: THE SCREAM! - OH. 420 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,641 OKAY. 421 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,875 [smoke detector beeps] SO THERE WAS A FIRE. 422 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,077 FIRE! 423 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,811 AND I HATE FIRES, SO I RAN OUTSIDE, 424 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,213 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO RUN. 425 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,349 FIRST I RAN ONE WAY AND INTO MATTY, 426 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,750 WHO WAS HOPPING THE FENCE. 427 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,485 THEN I RAN THE OTHER WAY AND-- 428 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,388 [screams] 429 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,658 GOT HIT IN THE HEAD. - ARE YOU OKAY? 430 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,861 - I'M OKAY. 431 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,602 NOW I'M NOT. 432 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,438 [all gasp] 433 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,374 - AH, NAILED IT! 434 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,142 - NOW I'M CONFUSED. 435 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,111 MATTY LEFT AND HOPPED THE FENCE, 436 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,414 BUT...DID THEY BREAK UP? 437 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,117 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GUESS? 438 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,519 all: NO. 439 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,688 - WHERE DID MATTY GO? 440 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,124 - MY HOUSE. 441 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,629 - WHAT HAPPENED AT YOUR HOUSE? 442 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,164 - A CELEBRATION OF SORTS. 443 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,266 WHILE I WASN'T INVITED TO JENNA'S PARTY, 444 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,301 I WAS THERE. 445 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,536 VIRTUALLY SPEAKING. 446 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,006 all: SURPRISE! 447 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:43,543 - OH, HAMILTOE, HOW YOU NEVER CEASE TO DISAPPOINT. 448 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,478 [knocks on door] 449 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,250 MATTY WAS APATHETIC. 450 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,287 THAT BITCH WAS DEAD TO HIM ON ARRIVAL. 451 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,057 - HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? 452 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,840 - I GOTTA SAY, I WAS SURPRISED HE WAS SO CALLOUS. 453 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,909 - HE DUMPED HER? 454 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,846 - I CANNOT CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT STATEMENT. 455 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,449 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - IT MEANS SHE'S USELESS. 456 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,119 - AND YOU'RE A TROLL. 457 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,056 YOU'RE WELCOME. 458 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,325 - THIS IS POINTLESS. 459 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,426 CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? 460 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,761 - PLEASE. 461 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:35,995 - NUSSBAUM LIQUOR DOESN'T CARD ANYMORE. 462 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,764 all: REALLY? 463 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:43,603 [chattering, laughter] 464 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,273 - L-DOG, I GOT NADA. NO INTEL. 465 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,340 NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 466 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,841 - THANKS FOR TRYING. 467 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,378 I GUESS WE WON'T KNOW TILL WE KNOW. 468 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,714 - IS THE FOX STILL IN THE HOLE? - SHE'S IN HER ROOM. 469 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,385 AND THERE'S NO TELLING IF SHE'LL EVER COME OUT. 470 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,153 GOTTA GO. [phone beeps] 471 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,688 HONEY, YOU OKAY? 472 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,056 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 473 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,691 - TO TALK TO MATTY. 474 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:09,362 - TO...BREAK UP? MAKE UP? 475 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,997 - I DON'T KNOW. 476 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,800 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 477 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,306 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN GOING ON? 478 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,042 - A DAY. 479 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,146 A FEW DAYS. NOT LONG. 480 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,648 - WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM? 481 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,649 ACTUALLY DON'T--DON'T TELL ME. 482 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,718 I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 483 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,554 JUST TELL ME THAT I WON'T EVER HAVE TO KNOW. 484 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,557 - OKAY. 485 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,492 BUT IT MEANT NOTHING. 486 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:17,797 - OKAY, I-I CAN FORGIVE YOU, JENNA. 487 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,500 IT'S JUST--IT'S GONNA TAKE ME SOME TIME. 488 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,735 - I UNDERSTAND. 489 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:28,007 - SO, WELL, UH, LET'S TRY TO GET BACK TO WHERE WE WERE? 490 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,114 - WE CAN'T. 491 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,751 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 492 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:43,690 - I MEAN, I CAN'T--I CAN'T GO BACK. 493 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,095 - ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 494 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,062 - NO. 495 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,935 WE'RE BREAKING UP WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE... 496 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,271 THIS MUST HAVE HAPPENED FOR A REASON, 497 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,540 AND I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU 498 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,376 AND WONDER IF WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME 499 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,345 YOU SEE THE SAME GIRL YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH 500 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,614 BEFORE THIS HAPPENED. 501 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,253 I'M SO, SO SORRY, MATTY. 502 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,189 I'M SO SORRY. 503 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,628 - * I NEED YOU BACK 504 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,964 * ARE YOU COMIN' BACK * 505 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,867 - [sniffles] 506 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:33,105 - * I'M WAITING * 507 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:39,379 * I'M WAITING * 508 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,684 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 509 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,918 A BARBECUE IS THE PERFECT WAY TO EASE THE WEIRDNESS. 510 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:46,919 - WHO'S COMING? - EVERYBODY. 511 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,755 - EVERYBODY EXCEPT MATTY. 512 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,122 - I'LL GO TO THE DAMN BARBECUE. 513 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,358 I SERIOUSLY DON'T CARE. 514 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,392 - I DON'T WANT THEM FEELING PRESSURED 515 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,393 TO TAKE SIDES. 516 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,295 - NO ONE IS TAKING SIDES. 517 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,496 - WHERE ARE ALL THE HOTTIES? 518 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,464 - MING TEXTED. THEY'RE RUNNING LATE. 519 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,066 - HOW LATE? [phone tone] 520 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,334 - LATE. 36299

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