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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,243 --> 00:00:03,141 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,244 --> 00:00:04,659 - YOU BROKE UP? WHEN? 3 00:00:04,763 --> 00:00:07,697 - WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE YOU. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,768 - YOU SAID YOU WERE NEVER EMBARRASSED OF ME. 5 00:00:09,871 --> 00:00:11,977 - I LIED. - YOU'RE 16. 6 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:13,392 IF THERE'S EVER A TIME TO BE SELFISH, 7 00:00:13,496 --> 00:00:14,600 IT'S NOW. 8 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:19,467 - HEY. 9 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:29,546 - IT HAD BEEN 31 HOURS-- MINUS THE 2 I COULD SLEEP-- 10 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,962 OF SIGNIFICANT SELF-LOATHING. 11 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,792 I HAD CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND. 12 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:35,345 AND WITH TIME TRAVEL OFF THE TABLE 13 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:36,691 TO UNDO THE DIRTY DEED, 14 00:00:36,795 --> 00:00:37,865 I HAD TO TAKE CONTROL 15 00:00:37,968 --> 00:00:40,212 AND ENSURE IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 16 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:43,215 GET IN. 17 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:46,908 WHAT HAPPENED LAST FRIDAY WAS WRONG. 18 00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:49,083 - AGREED. 19 00:00:49,187 --> 00:00:50,395 - I LOVE MATTY. - I KNOW. 20 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:52,155 - AND IT IS NOT RIGHT TO HURT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. 21 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:53,363 - COULDN'T AGREE MORE. - SO IT'S DONE. 22 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:54,778 - IT'S DONE. - JUST TO CLARIFY, 23 00:00:54,882 --> 00:00:56,608 THE "IT" MEANS "WE." WEARE DONE. 24 00:00:56,711 --> 00:00:57,643 - CLARIFIED. - GOOD. 25 00:00:57,747 --> 00:00:58,817 - GREAT. SEE YOU IN CLASS. 26 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,751 - BYE. - ♪ IT'S A LONG WAY HOME 27 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,547 ♪ IT'S A LONG WAY HOME AT LAST ♪ 28 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:05,962 ♪ WE'RE NOT SUFFERING 29 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,655 ♪ THE SECONDS THAT HAVE PASSED TONIGHT ♪ 30 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:10,967 - MM. NO, NO, NO. 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,417 WE CAN'T, WE CAN'T. - IT WAS A PARTING KISS. 32 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,039 - SEAL OF CLOSURE. - EXACTLY. NOW IT'S-- 33 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:16,248 - WE'RE-- - OVER. 34 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:18,008 - ♪ IT'S A LONG WAY HOME 35 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,942 ♪ IT'S A LONG WAY HOME AT LAST ♪ 36 00:01:21,046 --> 00:01:22,323 - TRUCE? 37 00:01:22,427 --> 00:01:26,396 - ♪ THE SECONDS THAT HAVE PASSED TONIGHT ♪ 38 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,397 - TRUCE. 39 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:34,991 ♪ 40 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,958 [knocks on window] 41 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:39,996 [pounds on window] 42 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,999 ♪ 43 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,347 [typing] 44 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,901 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAW THAT. 45 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:51,352 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT. 46 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:52,871 THIS IS BONKY KONG. 47 00:01:52,974 --> 00:01:54,321 YOUR COLLIN DALLIANCE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 48 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:55,494 A ONE-TIME SPECIAL EVENT, 49 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:57,289 LIKE IF I SAW FIVE ERECTIONS 50 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:59,291 FROM ONE DIRECTION IN MY DIRECTION. 51 00:01:59,395 --> 00:02:00,741 YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST LIVING IN THE MOMENT 52 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:01,707 AND THAT THE KISS MEANT NOTHING. 53 00:02:01,811 --> 00:02:02,846 - IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 54 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,331 - THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT AGAIN? 55 00:02:04,434 --> 00:02:05,642 - I DON'T KNOW. 56 00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:08,058 - JENNA, ONCE IS AN ACCIDENT, TWICE IS AN AFFAIR. 57 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,059 - I WAS TRYING TO END IT. 58 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,440 - BY SHOVING YOUR FACE INTO HIS? 59 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,028 - THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL. 60 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,754 - I KNOW. I SAW. 61 00:02:13,857 --> 00:02:15,411 SO NOW, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES: 62 00:02:15,514 --> 00:02:17,723 EITHER END IT WITH COLLIN OR TELL MATTY. 63 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,311 - OH, I'VE TRIED THE FIRST ONE, AND THAT'S NOT WORKING. 64 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,141 AND THE SECOND OPTION IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 65 00:02:21,244 --> 00:02:22,935 - THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT OPTION THREE. 66 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:23,971 - THERE'S A THIRD? - YEAH. 67 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,352 AND IT ENTAILS ME TELLING MATTY 68 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:26,698 BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET. 69 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:28,355 SO IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE OPTION "A" OR "B" SOON, 70 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,666 OPTION "C" MIGHT NOT BE AN OPTION 71 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,772 BUT RATHER A FOREGONE CONCLUSION. 72 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,843 JENNA, HOLDING ON TO A SECRET THIS BIG 73 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:34,878 RUNS THE RISK OF SECRET LEAKAGE. 74 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:35,879 - WHAT? 75 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:37,018 - YOU KNOW, WHEN LITTLE SECRETS 76 00:02:37,122 --> 00:02:38,088 SPRING UP AND OUT IN MY ATTEMPT 77 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,089 TO HOLD DOWN THE BIG ONE. 78 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,229 HELP ME, JENNA. 79 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:41,816 IF YOU DON'T FIX THIS, I MIGHT EXPLODE, 80 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,198 AND THERE IS NO TELLING HOW MANY LIVES I MIGHT RUIN. 81 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:45,993 - YOUR SECRET IS SAFE. 82 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,202 I AM AMAZING AT SECRETS. 83 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:50,446 - I'M NOT, AND I'M EVEN WORSE WITH SURPRISES. 84 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:51,619 - AREN'T THEY THE SAME THING? 85 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,345 - NO. MAYBE. 86 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:54,588 YES! 87 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:57,107 OH, DAMN IT, HOW AM I GONNA PULL THIS OFF? 88 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,834 I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THROW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR JENNA 89 00:02:59,938 --> 00:03:01,077 SINCE SHE WAS THREE. 90 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,596 AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, 91 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:05,357 SHE ALWAYS MANAGES TO FIND OUT. 92 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:09,016 MM, I ORDERED THEM FOR YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 93 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:10,362 SHIT. 94 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:13,952 YOU CAN WEAR IT FOR YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 95 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:16,713 SHIT. 96 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:19,060 SHIT. 97 00:03:19,164 --> 00:03:21,960 THE ONLY SURPRISE I'VE EVER PULLED OFF FOR JENNA 98 00:03:22,063 --> 00:03:24,480 WAS REDOING HER ROOM FOR HER 16TH BIRTHDAY. 99 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,309 - AND THE REAL SURPRISE THERE WAS THAT SHE LEFT IT REDONE 100 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:30,934 AS LONG AS SHE DID, OOF. 101 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:34,214 - I REALLY WANNA PULL OFF HER PARTY THIS YEAR. 102 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:35,284 CAN YOU HELP? 103 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,078 - CAN I HELP? 104 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:39,391 MY MIDDLE NAME ISN'T "TA-DA" FOR NOTHING. 105 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:42,083 ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T MY GIVEN NAME. 106 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:44,016 I ROCKED IT IN COLLEGE WHEN I WORKED AT A GAY BAR 107 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,296 AND I WOULD SHOW OFF MY MAN BOOBS FOR EXTRA CASH. 108 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:48,676 - INTERESTING. - IT WAS. 109 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:52,128 I MEAN, WHO KNEW GAY MEN WANTED TO SEE BOOBS ON A DUDE? 110 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,371 - BUT YOU'RE NOT A DUDE. 111 00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:56,753 - EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY IT WAS SUCH A GREAT SCAM. 112 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:59,825 CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING-CHING. 113 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:03,829 CHA-CHING. 114 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:06,004 - SO FRIDAY! 115 00:04:06,107 --> 00:04:08,040 CAN YOU KEEP JENNA BUSY AFTER SCHOOL 116 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:09,973 SO EVERYONE CAN GET TO THE HOUSE AND HIDE? 117 00:04:10,077 --> 00:04:11,492 - YOU GOT IT, L-DOG. 118 00:04:11,596 --> 00:04:13,805 I WILL TAKE OUR GIRL TO MY FAVORITE DIVE BAR, 119 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:18,050 PUT A LITTLE HAIR ON HER CHEST, AND THEN DROP HER OFF. 120 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:21,122 OR WE CAN PAINT MUGS AT COLOR ME MINE 121 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:23,263 AND THEN HEAD OVER. 122 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:25,265 - I WAS LOST IN THOUGHT. 123 00:04:25,368 --> 00:04:27,957 I HAD TO TELL MATTY. WHAT WOULD I SAY? 124 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:28,958 NOTHING. 125 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,270 WHICH MEANT I HAD TO AVOID HIM 126 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:32,513 UNTIL I GOT BACK FROM MY GUILT TRIP. 127 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:34,481 - HEY, WE NEED TO FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT. 128 00:04:34,584 --> 00:04:36,276 - MY GUILT TRIP HAD BEEN EXTENDED. 129 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,932 THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT, IT'S OVER. 130 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:39,520 - BUT IT'S ON FRIDAY. 131 00:04:39,624 --> 00:04:40,521 - WHAT'S ON FRIDAY? 132 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,282 - YOUR BIRTHDAY. [laughs] 133 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:43,800 WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TO CELEBRATE? 134 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:46,286 - RIGHT, YES. MY BIRTHDAY. 135 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:48,771 UH, NOTHING. 136 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:49,910 I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING. 137 00:04:50,013 --> 00:04:51,601 - ARE YOU SURE? 138 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:53,293 OKAY, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. 139 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:56,123 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET OUT OF IT THAT EASY. 140 00:04:56,226 --> 00:04:58,919 - AND I'M NOT EITHER. 141 00:04:59,022 --> 00:05:00,576 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, CHEATING ON MATTY? 142 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:02,267 YOU NEED TO SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. 143 00:05:02,371 --> 00:05:04,096 - TAMARA HAS SUCH A LOUD MOUTH. 144 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,685 - OH-HO-HO, I DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM TAMARA. 145 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:08,169 I GOT IT FROM MY DAILY MAFIA BRIEFING. 146 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,826 - THE MAFIA KNOWS? 147 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,138 - IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION? 148 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:12,657 OF COURSE WE DO. WE'RE MAGIC. 149 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,625 BUT DON'T FLIP OUT YET. 150 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:18,041 ASIANS NOT ONLY KNOW HOW TO DO GREAT HAIR, 151 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:19,595 BUT THEY KEEP THINGS QUIET. 152 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:23,288 - WELL, GREAT, 'CAUSE I'M ON MY WAY TO END IT RIGHT NOW. 153 00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:24,600 - MING! 154 00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:27,534 - [chuckles] YOU'RE BACK! 155 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:31,779 - AM I? 156 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:33,850 - BECCA'S M.I.A. OR LAYING LOW. 157 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,024 EITHER WAY, SHE'S DONE. 158 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,060 THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR. 159 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:38,061 HOW WAS IDAHO? 160 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:39,166 - NOT BAD. 161 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:41,686 NOT GOOD, JUST SAFE, 162 00:05:41,789 --> 00:05:43,550 ALTHOUGH I'M GONNA MISS TAKING CERAMICS. 163 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:45,172 I REALLY WORKED OUT A LOT OF MY ANXIETY 164 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:47,554 THROWING A GOOD POT OR TWO. 165 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,970 I EVEN MADE YOU A CLAY HAT. 166 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:51,972 I'VE MISSED YOU, MING. 167 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:53,283 JUST MING. 168 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,183 - I MISSED YOU TOO. 169 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:57,702 WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP FOR CERAMICS HERE? 170 00:05:57,805 --> 00:05:59,359 - I TRIED, BUT THEY'RE OVER CAPACITY. 171 00:05:59,462 --> 00:06:03,570 - HMM. 172 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:06,849 NOT ANYMORE. YOU'RE IN. 173 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:11,819 - HUH. 174 00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:13,752 - THIS IS CRAZY, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP. 175 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:15,236 - WHAT NEEDS TO STOP? 176 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,170 - UH, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING MY BIRTHDAY. 177 00:06:18,274 --> 00:06:19,620 EVERYONE'S MAKING WAY TOO BIG A DEAL ABOUT IT. 178 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:21,657 - INTERESTING, BECAUSE MATTY TOLD ME 179 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,211 THAT NO ONE WAS MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 180 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:26,903 YOU KNOW MATTY, RIGHT? JENNA'S BOYFRIEND. 181 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:31,356 - SURE DO. 182 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:34,048 - YOU NEED TO WATCH IT. - WATCH WHAT? 183 00:06:34,152 --> 00:06:35,705 - WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S GOING ON 184 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:37,155 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 185 00:06:37,258 --> 00:06:40,123 EVEN THOUGH MATTY IS BLIND TO YOUR TREACHERY, 186 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:41,159 I'M NOT. 187 00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:42,747 I KNOW WHEN SOMETHING'S UP, 188 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,715 AND SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY UP. 189 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:47,545 - REALLY? 190 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:50,202 DO TELL. 191 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:53,447 - UM, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING 192 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:56,070 WORKING ON... 193 00:06:56,174 --> 00:06:58,279 THE ASSIGNMENT TOGETHER. 194 00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:00,420 I WAS THINKING THAT WE COULD WRITE A STORY 195 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:01,869 ABOUT THE GENESIS OF A GIRL 196 00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:05,597 WHO GOES FROM HEINOUS WALLFLOWER TO HIDEOUS SKANK. 197 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:06,909 - SO IT'S AN AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL PIECE? 198 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:10,119 - YES. 199 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,053 NO, I MEAN, NOT ABOUT ME. 200 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:15,711 - MISS SAXTON, DON'T FEIGN MODESTY IN MY CLASS. 201 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:18,990 ANTI-HEROES ARE COMPLICATED CHARACTER STUDIES. 202 00:07:19,093 --> 00:07:23,304 AND HEINOUS SKANKS ARE PLEASURES TO READ AND RUIN. 203 00:07:23,408 --> 00:07:25,548 SO WHY DON'T YOU WRITE THAT UP AND ACT IT OUT? 204 00:07:25,652 --> 00:07:26,756 I SUSPECT YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY 205 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,102 A HEINOUS CHARACTER QUITE WELL. 206 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:30,415 - I-I CAN'T-- 207 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:32,590 I CAN'T DO THAT. 208 00:07:32,693 --> 00:07:34,557 - WELL... 209 00:07:34,661 --> 00:07:35,903 THEN DON'T FUCK AROUND IN MY CLASS. 210 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:37,042 CAPISCE? 211 00:07:37,146 --> 00:07:38,319 IF YOU WANNA BULLY MISS HAMILTON HERE, 212 00:07:38,423 --> 00:07:39,320 DO IT ONLINE. 213 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:41,012 YOU GROW SOME BALLS. 214 00:07:41,115 --> 00:07:43,221 NO ONE GETS ANYWHERE IN LIFE TAKING SHIT. 215 00:07:43,324 --> 00:07:44,740 NOW GIVE ME 500 WORDS 216 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:49,365 ON THE NUANCES OF BEING A PUSSY. 217 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,711 NOW. 218 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:52,610 - POST-MY COWARDLY REFLECTION EXPRESSION 219 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:54,922 THAT WAS SURPRISINGLY NOT HARD TO WRITE, 220 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,994 I REALIZED I NEEDED TO SHED MY SCAREDY-CAT SKIN. 221 00:07:58,098 --> 00:07:59,548 I WAS NOT A WUSS OR A PUSS. 222 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:01,757 SO IT WAS TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE COLLIN BALLIN' 223 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,034 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 224 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:04,104 - HEY, MAN. WHAT'S UP? 225 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:06,624 - OR ONCE MY BOYFRIEND SKEDOODLED. 226 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:08,073 - SORRY I MISSED YOUR PARTY LAST WEEKEND. 227 00:08:08,177 --> 00:08:10,006 DID I MISS MUCH? - NO, NOTHIN'. 228 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,801 NOTHIN' AT ALL. - SO I NEED A FAVOR. 229 00:08:11,905 --> 00:08:12,802 - UH, OKAY. 230 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:13,803 - THAT PHOTOGRAPHER CHICK 231 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:14,804 THAT YOU HAD THE PARTY FOR, 232 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:15,805 WHAT'S HER NAME? 233 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:17,220 - ELIZABETH KAREN. - RIGHT. 234 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:18,739 I'D LOVE TO BUY ONE OF HER PHOTOGRAPHS 235 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:19,878 FOR JENNA'S BIRTHDAY. 236 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:21,155 THINK YOU COULD HELP ME GET ONE 237 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:22,640 IN A REASONABLE PRICE RANGE? 238 00:08:22,743 --> 00:08:24,124 - I CAN LOOK INTO IT. - SWEET. 239 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:26,713 AND DON'T TELL JENNA. I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 240 00:08:26,816 --> 00:08:27,921 - NOT A PROBLEM. 241 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:29,474 - AND THANKS FOR DROPPING HER OFF ON FRIDAY. 242 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:31,925 THAT WAS REALLY COOL OF YOU, MAN. 243 00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:34,444 - [sighs] 244 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,654 - WHAT DID MATTY WANT? - I CAN'T TELL YOU. 245 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:38,345 - OH, GOD. HE KNOWS, DOESN'T HE? 246 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,380 HE HAS GONE BLIND SAY-DUMB. 247 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:40,554 AND HE'S CONVINCED YOU 248 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:41,555 TO BE COMPLICIT IN THIS SCHEME 249 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:43,005 BECAUSE IT'S BROS OVER HOS 250 00:08:43,108 --> 00:08:45,110 AND I'M THE HO THAT YOU'RE BOTH NOW MAD AT, RIGHT? 251 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:47,043 DAMN IT, I SHOULD'VE TOLD HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. 252 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:49,701 - HE WANTS TO BUY YOU ONE OF ELIZABETH'S PHOTOGRAPHS. 253 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:50,806 - WHAT? WHY? 254 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:51,979 - FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 255 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,394 - OH, SHIT, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. 256 00:08:53,498 --> 00:08:54,637 HERE I AM LYING AND CHEATING. 257 00:08:54,741 --> 00:08:56,190 AND HE IS CONSPIRING TO SURPRISE ME 258 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:58,365 WITH THE MOST THOUGHTFUL, GENEROUS GIFT. 259 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:00,056 I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON. - YOU'RE NOT. 260 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,161 - YES, I AM. 261 00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:02,852 I REALLY LOVE HIM. WE HAVE TO STOP. 262 00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:06,131 - WE HAVE TO. 263 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:17,211 - AM I BEING PARANOID, 264 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:20,421 OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US? 265 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:22,389 - THEY'RE DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT US. 266 00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:24,184 - WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM? - NOTHING. 267 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:25,254 I HAVE SAID NOTHING. 268 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,911 I HAVE BEEN SWEATING AND STUFFING IT 269 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:28,429 BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP FROM SPILLING THE BEANS 270 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,741 IS TO EAT THEM. 271 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:31,778 IN FACT, I HAD TO EAT AN ENTIRE JAR 272 00:09:31,881 --> 00:09:33,503 OF NUTELLA LAST NIGHT TO KEEP FROM TELLING JAKE. 273 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:34,988 THANK GOD YOU AND COLIN ARE DONE. 274 00:09:35,091 --> 00:09:36,541 - WELL, DON'T THANK GOD YET. 275 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,163 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU PUT IT TO BED. 276 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:40,580 - I TRIED, BUT WE ACCIDENTALLY MADE OUT. 277 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:41,581 - "ACCIDENTALLY"? 278 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:44,135 - I JUST NEED A DAY OR FIVE 279 00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:45,274 TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 280 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,240 - WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT 281 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:48,104 BECAUSE I NEED TO FIGURE IT IN. 282 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,243 I'M GETTING FAT, JENNA. 283 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,313 AND IF YOU DON'T HANDLE THIS, 284 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:53,420 I'M GONNA BE HEADED TO FAT CAMP. 285 00:09:53,523 --> 00:09:54,766 - I'M GONNA GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM. 286 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,181 DON'T SAY A WORD. 287 00:09:56,285 --> 00:10:00,047 - AND YOU: NO MORE SECRETS. 288 00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:01,117 - WE NEED YOU... - TO KEEP A SECRET. 289 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,084 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 290 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:03,119 - YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME 291 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:04,224 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING. 292 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:05,846 - THAT MEANS LOCK-AND-KEY STYLE, BABE, 293 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,331 NOT VERBAL VOMIT, WHICH IS YOUR STANDARD PROTOCOL. 294 00:10:08,435 --> 00:10:10,748 - YOU CANNOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TELL JENNA. 295 00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:11,887 - I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET. 296 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,129 - BUT YOU DO. 297 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,856 MRS. HAMILTON IS THROWING JENNA A SURPRISE PARTY. 298 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,342 - JOJO MALENE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PUBES! 299 00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:21,137 I AM HOLDING DOWN TOO MANY SECRETS. 300 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:25,210 AN OLDIE HAD TO GO TO MAKE ROOM FOR A NEWBIE. 301 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:28,248 SAFETY PRECAUTION. 302 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:36,774 [iPhone clicks] [typing] 303 00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:39,466 [iPhone buzzes] 304 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:42,711 [iPhone chimes] 305 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,617 [bell rings] 306 00:10:58,071 --> 00:10:58,934 - WHERE DO YOU THINK THE FIRE IS? 307 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,521 - UP HERE! 308 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:01,591 THERE'S NO FIRE. 309 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,696 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME. 310 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,594 AND SO, VOILA, HERE I AM. 311 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,769 - YOU SET OFF THE ALARM? - NO. 312 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,012 BUT I MADE IT HAPPEN. 313 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:09,945 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE IT HAPPEN? 314 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,049 - I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 315 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:12,672 SO I SENT A TEXT. 316 00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,052 YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS. 317 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:15,813 EVEN I DON'T KNOW THEM. 318 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:19,057 RELAX, NO ONE GOT HURT. CAPPUCCINO? 319 00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:20,265 - I DON'T THINK WE CAN LEAVE CAMPUS. 320 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:23,648 - WE DON'T HAVE TO. 321 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:28,515 - IT'S STARTED. - WHAT? 322 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,482 - YOUR ABUSE OF POWER. 323 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:31,483 IF YOU DON'T NIP IT IN THE BUD, 324 00:11:31,587 --> 00:11:32,933 YOU'RE GONNA BECOME EVIL. 325 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:35,039 YOU'RE GONNA BECOME BECCA. 326 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:37,662 - CHILL. I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 327 00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:41,459 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FLYING IN LOBSTERS FROM MAINE. 328 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:42,736 UNDER MY WATCH, WE GET THEM LOCAL. 329 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,565 - IT'S TOO LATE. 330 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,464 YOU'VE ALREADY TURNED. 331 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:50,088 LOOK AT YOUR GLAMOROUS HOLLYWOOD HAIR. 332 00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:52,021 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - AWAY. 333 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:56,681 FAR, FAR AWAY... 334 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,821 TO THE PARKING LOT. 335 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:01,030 I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN, MING. 336 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:02,411 NOT WITH YOU. 337 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,102 YOU HAVE A CHOICE. 338 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:06,173 IT'S EITHER ME... 339 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:10,143 OR THE MAFIA. 340 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:13,249 THAT WAS JUST AN EQUIPMENT CHECK. 341 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:14,492 THAT WAS FOR FUN. 342 00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:18,185 NOW, POINT ME TO THE FLAMING DIABLO. 343 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,537 - YAY. FIRE'S OUT. 344 00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:28,506 - I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION! 345 00:12:28,609 --> 00:12:31,716 - LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 346 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:32,786 THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL. 347 00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:34,098 DID YOU GUYS SEE COLLIN HOLDING MY HAND? 348 00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:35,927 OR DID YOU BUY MY FAKE CELEBRATORY HAND-SLAP HACK? 349 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,170 - I DIDN'T SEE SHIT. 350 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,965 BUT, SHIT, JENNA, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 351 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,242 ANY MORE STUFF ON THE DOWN-LOW. 352 00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:41,830 I AM AT CAPACITY WITH SECRETS. 353 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:42,969 YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP PILING THEM ON. 354 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:43,970 THIS IS, LIKE, THE THIRD THING 355 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,420 I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW TODAY. 356 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:47,732 - IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? 357 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:48,733 - NO. - YES. 358 00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:50,010 - NO. - YES. 359 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,667 - YOUR MOM'S THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY! 360 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,945 - NO. - YES. 361 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,096 - HI. - HOW WAS SCHOOL? 362 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,270 - GREAT. 363 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:09,719 - ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN TODAY? 364 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:14,552 - NOPE. STATUS QUO. 365 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,967 - [sighs] 366 00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:17,520 OKAY. - YEAH. 367 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:18,798 YOU KNOW, IT IS OKAY 368 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:20,420 BECAUSE WITH MY BIRTHDAY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, 369 00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,836 I JUST WANNA LAY LOW. 370 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,011 YOU KNOW, AVOID SURPRISES. 371 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,771 - THAT SOUNDS GREAT, BABE. 372 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,808 - TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE PARTY. 373 00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:31,327 AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THE ONE TO SPOIL HER SURPRISE. 374 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:34,848 SO I WAS GONNA MAKE HER DO IT. 375 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,781 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 376 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:39,059 WHY DO YOU HAVE GLITTER ON YOUR CHEEK? 377 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:41,337 - I... 378 00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,892 AM TRYING OUT A NEW MAKEUP LINE. 379 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:46,653 IT'S CALLED "GLITTER... 380 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:48,103 GIRL." 381 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:50,726 - AH. LOOKS GOOD. 382 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,348 WOULD BE A NICE COMPLIMENT TO YOUR SEQUIN TOP. 383 00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,178 - OH, YEAH. THAT REMINDS ME. 384 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:55,593 I HAVE TO PICK IT UP FROM THE CLEANERS TODAY. 385 00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:56,801 - OH, ARE YOU WEARING IT OUT TONIGHT? 386 00:13:56,905 --> 00:14:00,046 - NO, TOMORROW, TO YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 387 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,427 SHIT. - OH, NO. 388 00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,257 - I AM SO SORRY, HONEY. 389 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,088 - OH, IT'S OKAY. THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 390 00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:09,572 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, 391 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:12,092 BUT I'M NOT UP TO CELEBRATING ANYWAY. 392 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:13,128 I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON, 393 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,578 AND I JUST WANNA BE ALONE. 394 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,270 - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT? 395 00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:20,307 - MOST DEFINITELY. 396 00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,623 - SHIT. 397 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,489 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME? 398 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,594 WHY WAS I SO FIXATED ON COLLIN? 399 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:34,390 HE WAS CUTE, YES, AND TALL, YES, 400 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,599 AND SO SMART THAT HE WAS SMOLDERING WITH SEX APPEAL. 401 00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:38,153 YES, YES, AND YES. 402 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,258 SO I KNEW WHY. 403 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:43,952 I JUST NEEDED TO QUIT COLD TURKEY. 404 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:46,678 - SO... 405 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,473 YOUR DAD AND I HAVE DECIDED 406 00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:50,682 TO HONOR YOUR BIRTHDAY REQUEST. 407 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,926 IN FACT, WE ARE GONNA TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY 408 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,686 TO GO OUT OF TOWN TOGETHER 409 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,067 AND GIVE YOU THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF. 410 00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:57,586 IF YOU DON'T WANNA CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY, 411 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,243 WE STILL DO. 412 00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:02,487 SO WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 413 00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,110 - OH, GROSS, MOM. 414 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,490 - GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. 415 00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:09,184 WE'RE GOING TO SEAWORLD. 416 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:12,187 - ♪ BEFORE I GOTTA GO 417 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,812 - WITH MY BIOLOGICAL ANNIVERSARY ON THE HORIZON, 418 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,745 I WAS RELIEVED TO KNOW I'D HAVE SOME DOWNTIME 419 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:21,817 TO REFRESH AND RECALIBRATE MY SUCKY CIRCUMSTANCES. 420 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,163 I COULD NO LONGER BE SEDUCED 421 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,716 BY THE SHINY NEW BOY-TOY. 422 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:27,064 I WAS FINALLY TAKING CONTROL. 423 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,687 [car door closes] 424 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,482 - HEY, LISTEN. IT'S DONE. 425 00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:33,311 LET'S JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 426 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:36,936 - COLLIN HAD TAKEN CONTROL. 427 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:39,007 WE WERE DONE. 428 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:43,321 AND SUDDENLY, MY GUILT HAD TURNED TO GLOOM. 429 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:50,397 17 SUCKED. 430 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,572 - COLLIN HAD BARELY BEEN A BLIP ON MY RADAR. 431 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:54,608 AND THEN SUDDENLY, I WAS ADDICTED. 432 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:57,232 I FINALLY COULD SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SMOKERS OF THE WORLD. 433 00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,061 WITHDRAWAL WAS REAL. 434 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:00,269 AND PAINFUL. 435 00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,271 - ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 436 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,963 ♪ BABY 437 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,309 - OPEN IT. - [sighs] 438 00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:06,896 WOW. SO SURPRISED. 439 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,588 APPARENTLY, I WASN'T JUST A CHEATER. 440 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,624 I WAS ALSO A BONA FIDE LIAR. 441 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:13,558 - HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 442 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,561 [quiet pop music] 443 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:20,289 ♪ 444 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:24,017 - OH, MY GOD. 445 00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,812 I LOVE IT. 446 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:27,262 THANK YOU. I DON'T DESERVE THIS. 447 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,297 - WHY NOT? 448 00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:29,989 - I HAD A LAUNDRY LIST OF REASONS. 449 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,576 BUT ROUNDING OUT THE TOP OF THE LIST 450 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,510 WAS THE FACT THAT I WAS SIMPLY A TERRIBLE PERSON. 451 00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:36,685 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. - OH, BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT. 452 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,721 AND PLEASE, JUST ENJOY IT. 453 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:40,792 MAKING YOU HAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY. 454 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,035 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING TODAY. 455 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,243 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - YOUR MOM. 456 00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:45,176 SHE CALLED ME WHEN SHE CANCELLED THE PARTY. 457 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,454 SHE SAID SHE WAS ROLLING OUT OF TOWN TONIGHT WITH YOUR DAD. 458 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,422 SO HOW ABOUT WE ORDER IN AND HANG OUT? 459 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:52,563 I CAN SLEEP OVER. 460 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,667 - CAN WE RAIN CHECK? 461 00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:54,841 FOR WHATEVER REASON, 462 00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:57,464 I DON'T FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING TONIGHT. 463 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,121 MAYBE WE CAN DO IT TOMORROW? 464 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,572 - YEAH, IT'S YOUR DAY. YOU CAN CRY IF YOU WANT TO. 465 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,022 - I'M GONNA CRY. 466 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,955 - BUT YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIFE. 467 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,474 - I KNOW. 468 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:09,062 BUT IF I STEP DOWN, 469 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,132 BECCA STEPS UP, 470 00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,169 AND YOU GET SHIPPED OUT. 471 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:14,205 THE MAFIA IS A BURDEN THAT I NOW HAVE TO BEAR. 472 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,000 AND I ACCEPT THAT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT. 473 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:19,038 BUT REMEMBER: I DO IT FOR YOU. 474 00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:24,112 - AW, FUCK IT. 475 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,012 I LOVE YOU. 476 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:30,463 AND IF THAT MEANS THAT I JUST HAVE TO ENJOY 477 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,396 THE NICE THINGS AND NOT ASK WHERE THEY COME FROM, 478 00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:34,536 I WILL DO THAT... 479 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,539 FOR YOU. 480 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,576 - FOR US. 481 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:50,552 NOW, PUT THIS ON. 482 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:51,829 - HEY, T. 483 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,451 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ALL DAY, 484 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:54,728 BUT THE DEED IS DONE. 485 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,731 IT'S OVER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. 486 00:17:57,835 --> 00:17:59,112 I PROMISE THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE SECRETS 487 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,458 TO KEEP ANY TIME SOON. 488 00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,564 I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TELL MATTY 489 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,669 AND THEN YOU CAN GO ON A DIET. 490 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,947 I WAS FINALLY GETTING MY BIRTHDAY WISH. 491 00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:10,123 TIME TO DECOMPRESS AND DE-STRESS ALONE. 492 00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:13,644 - JENNA. 493 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:20,582 - OR NOT. 494 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:21,721 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 495 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:23,067 - I'M NOT CAUSING TROUBLE. 496 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,655 PROMISE. 497 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,520 I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS A LITTLE HARSH THIS MORNING. 498 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:30,350 AND THEN, WHEN I FOUND OUT TODAY WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, 499 00:18:30,454 --> 00:18:33,319 I HAD TO MAKE AMENDS. 500 00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,321 I GOT YOU THIS. 501 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,322 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 502 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:39,497 - I WANTED TO. 503 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,740 CAN WE BE FRIENDS? 504 00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,224 I PROMISE TO CONTROL MYSELF. 505 00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:46,401 AND WE CAN COMPLETELY FORGET ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED. 506 00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:48,092 - SURE. 507 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,473 DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 508 00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:51,544 YOU KNOW, AS A FRIEND? 509 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,961 - I'D LOVE THAT. 510 00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:57,791 - ♪ TELL ME IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪ 511 00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:01,519 ♪ TELL ME IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪ 512 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:05,661 all: SURPRISE! 513 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:15,706 - SHIT. 514 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:16,983 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 515 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,122 I AM AN ASSHOLE AND A CHEATER AND A LIAR. 516 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,399 AND EVERYONE HATES ME. 517 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:20,435 - DID YOU AND MATTY BREAK UP? 518 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:21,677 - THEY'RE OVER. - FINISHED. 519 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,817 - DONE-ZEL WASHINGTON. - THEY'RE NOT DONE. 520 00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:26,820 - WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 521 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:29,375 - TO TALK TO MATTY. - TO... 522 00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:30,859 BREAK UP? MAKE UP? 523 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,962 - I DON'T KNOW. 36051

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