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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:04,395 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,093 I'’M WORRIED THIS COLLIN THING 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,572 MIGHT BE MORE THAN JUST A FANTASY. 4 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,400 - YOU'’VE READ JENNA'’S PAPER, RIGHT? 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,707 - THERE WERE NO NAMES, NO SPECIFICS, 6 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:14,449 AND NO WAY ANYONE COULD FIGURE OUT IT WAS ABOUT COLLIN. 7 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,190 - I READ YOUR PAPER. YOU NEED TO COME OVER. 8 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,631 - WITH DELUSIONS OF DESIRE FOR COLLIN PUT TO BED, 9 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,546 IN THE BED OF MY HEAD, 10 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:27,636 I WAS FREE AND CLEAR TO LET MY CONSCIENCE TAKE A REST. 11 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,725 COLLIN HAD A GIRLFRIEND. I HAD A BOYFRIEND. 12 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:32,075 AND WE COULD JUST GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS 13 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,556 AS CASUAL CLASSMATES. 14 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:35,861 - ♪ BY NOW 15 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,428 ♪ A STRANGE LOVE 16 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,517 - I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 17 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:42,303 - APPARENTLY HIS FLIRTATION WAS NOT LAID TO REST, 18 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:45,219 AND I HAD TO REDEFINE APPROPRIATE BOUNDARIES. 19 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:49,049 WHAT COLLIN NEEDED WAS A SUBTLE HINT. 20 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,529 OR A STRONG SUGGESTION. 21 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,183 [bell rings] 22 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,228 - JENNA, HOLD UP. 23 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,968 - WHAT? 24 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,274 - THIS IS FOR YOU. 25 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:58,884 - NO. I CAN'’T TAKE IT. 26 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,060 - WHY NOT? 27 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,017 - DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? 28 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,018 - YES. 29 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,672 - STOP WITH THE SEXY NOTES, 30 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,674 THE EYELASHES, THE WHISPERS, AND THE TOUCHES. 31 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,372 I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE DOING, AND IT'’S NOT APPROPRIATE. 32 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,895 THERE'’S OBVIOUSLY SOME CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US, 33 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:12,376 BUT I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP, AND SO ARE YOU. 34 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,465 - MAY I? 35 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,085 THIS IS AN INVITATION TO AN OPEN HOUSE 36 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,479 FOR THAT PHOTOGRAPHER THAT YOU LIKED, ELISABETH CAREN. 37 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,046 SEXY NOTES. 38 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,917 YOU'’RE HILARIOUS. 39 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,615 - AND AN IDIOT. 40 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:37,662 [typing] 41 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,534 - THE PARTY'’S ON FRIDAY. 42 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,666 IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO HAVE YOU THERE. 43 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,408 SHOW MY PARENTS I ACTUALLY MADE NEW FRIENDS. 44 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:47,019 - HEY, MAN. - HEY. 45 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,855 I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN MAKE IT ON FRIDAY. 46 00:01:56,855 --> 00:02:00,642 IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING. 47 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,252 - YOU TOO. 48 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,297 - WHAT WAS THAT? 49 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,603 - OH, COLLIN INVITED US TO A PARTY 50 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:08,084 FOR THAT PHOTOGRAPHER WE LIKED AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'’S HOUSE. 51 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:11,827 - BUT FRIDAY IS THE JULIES'’ ANNUAL BLACK FRIDAY PARTY. 52 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:14,003 WHY NOT GO TO BOTH? YOU CAN DO THAT. 53 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,831 - YES, YES, I CAN. 54 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,180 DONE. 55 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,182 THERE, WE ARE R.S.V.P.'’D. 56 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,488 - WE? 57 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,185 NO, I DON'’T WANNA GO. 58 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:24,274 - I CAN'’T GO ALONE. - WHY NOT? 59 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:25,754 - THERE WERE A MILLION REASONS. 60 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,886 COME ON, WE CAN GO EARLY TO COLLIN'’S 61 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,801 AND SHOW UP FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE NEXT ONE. 62 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,760 PLEASE. 63 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,283 - OKAY. 64 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,198 - EVERYONE, PULL OUT YOUR PHONES AND GET READY TO FLIP. 65 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,896 IT IS ALL ABOUT TO GO DOWN IN THREE, TWO... 66 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,594 [phones chime] 67 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:42,466 - AH, WE'’RE INVITED TO THE AFTER MALL BALL. 68 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,467 WHAT IS THAT? 69 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,382 - T.B.E. SCROLL TO THE HOSTS. 70 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,863 - "HOSTED BY JULIE, JULIE, AND TAMARA." 71 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,299 - YOU'’RE THROWING A PARTY WITH THE JULIES? 72 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,648 - YES, I REPLACED SADIE, 73 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,694 AND TECHNICALLY IT'’S JULIE AND TESSA 74 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,391 BECAUSE THE OTHER JULIE-- all: WHICH JULIE? 75 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:55,436 - THE JULIE THAT WENT TO REHAB. 76 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:57,307 TESSA LOOKS LIKE REHAB JULIE, 77 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,004 SO EVERYONE STARTED CALLING HER "JULIE," 78 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,397 AND SHE JUST WENT WITH IT BECAUSE IT'’S EASIER THAT WAY. 79 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,920 - HOW'’D THAT HAPPEN? - I DON'’T KNOW, SHE'’S EASYGOING. 80 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,400 - NO, HOW DID YOU GET TO HOST THE PARTY? 81 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,576 - WELL, THE BLACK FRIDAY PARTY, THE B.F.P., 82 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,969 WAS GETTING CONFUSED WITH THE MAFIA'’S 83 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,449 BLACK HEARTS PARTY, B.H.P., 84 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,102 AND TOO MANY ASIANS WERE SHOWING UP. 85 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:13,758 SO I PITCHED CALLING THE PARTY THE AFTER MALL BALL, THE A.M.B. 86 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,238 THE JULIES LOVED THE NEW NAME SO MUCH, 87 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,283 THEY MADE ME CO-HOST. 88 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,284 I'’VE BEEN ANOINTED. 89 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,111 - AND I THINK I HAVE BEEN TOO. 90 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,852 SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 91 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,419 - IT ALL STARTED WHEN I GOT TO SCHOOL THIS MORNING. 92 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,204 I WAS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK, 93 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,336 AND THEN SUDDENLY FOR THE FIRST TIME, 94 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,470 I WAS WAVED INTO A PRIME SPOT 95 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,733 WITH MY NAME ON IT. 96 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:33,082 AS I GOT OUT OF MY SONIC, 97 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:37,042 I WAS HANDED A SPECIALTY LATTE. 98 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,696 VANILLA MOCHA HALF CAF WITH-- 99 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,132 - A SPLASH OF SPLENDA? THAT'’S YOUR FAVE. 100 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,873 - NO [bleep]. 101 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,223 BUT THAT ISN'’T EVEN THE FREAKIEST PART. 102 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,355 WATCH. 103 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,362 I WAS JUST SNAPPING. 104 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,629 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'’S GOING ON! 105 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,631 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 106 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,851 TAMARA IS CO-HOSTING? THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE. 107 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,548 - OR A MISTAKE. 108 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,941 MAYBE THEY LEFT YOUR NAME OFF BY ACCIDENT. 109 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,464 - THEY PROBABLY DON'’T KNOW THIS WENT OUT, 110 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:10,337 AND WHEN THEY SEE IT, THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONNIPTION. 111 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:15,385 JULIE, JULIE, I JUST GOT AN INVITATION 112 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,518 TO THE BLACK FRIDAY PARTY, WHICH I ASSUME WAS BOOTLEGGED 113 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,868 SINCE THERE WERE SOME GLARING ERRORS. 114 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,217 - LIKE WHAT? 115 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,045 - WELL, IN ADDITION TO THE STUPID NEW TITLE, 116 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:25,787 I NOTICED THAT SOME FREAK OF NATURE ADDED HER NAME. 117 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:29,051 I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SEND OUT A RETRACTION. 118 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:30,095 YOU'’RE WELCOME. 119 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,619 - NOT NECESSARY. 120 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:32,837 - THE PARTY NEEDED TO BE REINVENTED, 121 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,317 SO WE MADE SOME CHANGES. 122 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,580 - AND LEFT ME OUT? - YES. 123 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:40,018 - EXPLAIN. 124 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,324 PLEASE. 125 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,543 - IT'’S SIMPLE. 126 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,414 YOU CAN'’T HELP US ANYMORE, 127 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,677 '’CAUSE A BITCH WITHOUT MONEY IS JUST A BITCH. 128 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:49,289 - AND WE DON'’T NEED ANY HELP IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 129 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,425 - GOOD JOB ON THE MASS TEXT. 130 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,818 - THANK YOU. 131 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,733 - DON'’T THANK US. NOT YET. 132 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,256 - YOU'’RE STILL GOING TO NEED TO GET US 133 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,823 EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST BY EARLY FRIDAY, 134 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,999 SO WE HAVE TIME TO SET UP. 135 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,827 - TOMORROW'’S THANKSGIVING. - AND YOUR POINT IS? 136 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:09,483 - I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TONIGHT. 137 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:13,574 COME ON, LET'’S GET THIS DONE. 138 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,923 - YOU REALLY SHOULD ADD ONE MORE THING TO THAT LIST. 139 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:17,273 - WHAT? - SOME BALLS. 140 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,014 [alternative music] 141 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,407 - THANKSGIVING WAS OVER, 142 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,931 AND I WAS STILL STUFFED WITH GRATITUDE. 143 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:25,760 MY APPETITE FOR FOOD AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD RETURNED, 144 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,023 AND SUDDENLY MY FRIDAY DIDN'’T SEEM SO BLACK. 145 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:29,677 [laughter] 146 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,069 - IT WAS AMAZING. 147 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,463 - THAT WAS THE MOST EXHILARATING 11 HOURS 148 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,726 I'’VE EVER SPENT IN A MALL WITHOUT BEING ON A TOILET. 149 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,338 THEY'’VE MADE A LOT OF LEAPS IN I.B.S. MEDICATION. 150 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,992 - IT'’S ALL ABOUT GOING EARLY AND WITH THE PROPER PREPARATION. 151 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,385 THE LEOTARDS GET YOU IN AND OUT 152 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,518 WITHOUT PIT STOPS TO THE DRESSING ROOMS. 153 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:47,564 AND THE PADS KEEP YOU FROM PIT STOPS TO THE E.R. 154 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,871 - L DOG, WE GOTTA SHOW OUR GIRL OUR TAG TEAM MANEUVER. 155 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,046 - AH! 156 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,961 - HERE WE GO. 157 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,658 - YEP. 158 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:59,489 - NOW IMAGINE THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND AFGHAN SWEATER 159 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:01,883 IS JUST DANGLING OUT IN THE OPEN 160 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:04,364 NEAR A FRENZY OF RABID WHORES. 161 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,974 FOR WHATEVER REASON, THEY DON'’T NOTICE IT 162 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:08,542 UNTIL YOU GOT TO IT, GRABBED IT, AND THEN-- 163 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:11,980 - SOMEONE IS ON TOP OF YOU, TAKING THE UGLY-- 164 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,285 - TRENDSETTING. 165 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:14,461 - ACQUIRED TASTEFUL GARB 166 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,853 OUT OF YOUR HAND. 167 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:16,854 WHAT DO YOU DO? 168 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:17,986 YOU CALL IN YOUR TEAMMATE. 169 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,074 - [blows whistle] 170 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,249 - HUT! 171 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,250 [both grunt] 172 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,251 YEAH. 173 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,166 [both grunting] 174 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,646 IT WAS MAGIC. 175 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,517 AND I GOT SOME LOOT FOR YOU TOO. 176 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,214 - ANYTHING I COULD WEAR TONIGHT? 177 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,607 - TOTES, YOUR MOM SCORED YOU 178 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:34,002 A TON OF YOUR STANDARD SNOOZE FEST FASHION. 179 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:36,396 [pop music] 180 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,224 - OH, I BOUGHT THAT FOR ME. 181 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,009 - WHAT SHE'’S TRYING TO SAY IS, "IT'’S TOO SLUTTY." 182 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,358 - AHH. 183 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,186 NO, WHAT I'’M TRYING TO SAY 184 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:47,232 IS THAT IT FEELS A LITTLE MATURE. 185 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:50,279 - WOULD YOU MIND? 186 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:51,585 - I WANNA MAKE A STATEMENT. 187 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,108 - 200 BUCKS IS A STATEMENT. 188 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,762 SPENDING A THOUSAND IS STUPID. 189 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,460 - IT WAS WORTH EVERY HOUR OF THE LAST YEAR OF BABY-SITTING 190 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,983 TO SOLIDIFY MY NEW STATUS. 191 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,332 PLUS I DON'’T HAVE TO SAVE FOR A CAR ANYMORE 192 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:01,116 NOW THAT I HAVE YOU TO DRIVE ME AROUND. 193 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,639 - OH, THANKS. 194 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:03,988 - THERE ARE ONLY TWO BAGS OF ICE! 195 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:04,815 - THAT'’S ALL THEY HAD AT THE STORE. 196 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:05,990 - THE LIST SAID A MINIMUM OF TEN. 197 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,165 YOU HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE. 198 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,645 - YOU SAID TO SET UP THE TABLES. 199 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:09,516 - YOU CAN DO THAT AFTER YOU CHANGE YOUR SHIRT. 200 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,255 YOU'’RE LOOKING SWEATY. 201 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,822 - BECAUSE I AM. 202 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:12,867 I'’VE BEEN DOING ALL OF YOUR DIRTY WORK. 203 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,172 - THIS ISN'’T DIRTY WORK. IT'’S FUN. 204 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,957 JUST GO CHANGE. 205 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,349 I'’LL HAVE JENNA BRING SOME ICE ON HER WAY OVER. 206 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,047 GO! NOW! 207 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,745 HAVE FUN! 208 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:22,920 [line ringing] 209 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,618 - HEY. - COULD YOU GRAB SOME ICE? 210 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,576 - UH, WE JUST GOT TO COLLIN'’S, 211 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:28,186 BUT WE CAN PICK UP SOME ICE AFTER WE LEAVE. 212 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,232 - NO, I NEED IT NOW! DAMN IT! 213 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,062 - JAKE TEXTED ME THE SAME REQUEST. 214 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,498 CALL TAMARA BACK. 215 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,065 TELL HER WE CAN HAVE ICE THERE IN 30 MINUTES. 216 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,762 - 30 MINUTES? - WE'’LL STOP INTO COLLIN'’S, 217 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,285 WE'’LL TAKE A LOOP, AND THEN WE'’LL HIT THE ROAD. 218 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:42,070 - WE CAN'’T JUST STAY FOR 30 MINUTES. IT'’S RUDE. 219 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,811 - HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LOOK AT PICTURES? 220 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,943 - PHOTOGRAPHS, AND WE CAN'’T JUST WALK IN AND WALK OUT. 221 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:49,773 - YOU GO. I'’LL PICK YOU UP LATER. 222 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,384 - GET BACK IN? 223 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:56,084 I SAID YOU WERE COMING, 224 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,086 AND IF YOU DON'’T, YOU'’LL EMBARRASS ME. 225 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,654 - I'’LL EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF WHO, PEOPLE YOU DON'’T KNOW? 226 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,307 - YES, DON'’T BE AN ASS[bleep]. 227 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,135 - WHY NOT? YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO A HOUSE FULL OF THEM. 228 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,310 - ADMIT IT, YOU'’RE AFRAID YOU'’LL SOUND STUPID 229 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,574 AND EMBARRASS YOURSELF. 230 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,879 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SO BITCHY? 231 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:09,967 - BECAUSE YOU'’RE EMBARRASSING ME, 232 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,274 AND I HAVE NEVER EMBARRASSED YOU. 233 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,580 - OH, REALLY? 234 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,146 WHAT ABOUT THE START OF SOPHOMORE YEAR 235 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,017 WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF? 236 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,627 - I DIDN'’T TRY TO KILL MYSELF. 237 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,802 - I KNOW THAT NOW, BUT I DIDN'’T KNOW THAT THEN. 238 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,847 I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME. 239 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,805 - YOU? WHY YOU? 240 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:22,937 - BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR ACCIDENT 241 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,242 THE SAME DAY WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 242 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,679 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT [bleep] WITH MY HEAD? 243 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:26,810 YOU DIDN'’T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 244 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,117 INSTEAD YOU OBSESSIVELY STARED AT ME 245 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,205 FROM A DISTANCE FOR WEEKS. 246 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,598 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK? 247 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,555 - YOU DIDN'’T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME. 248 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:35,079 - '’CAUSE I WAS MORTIFIED. 249 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,214 - YOU SAID YOU WERE NEVER EMBARRASSED OF ME. 250 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,695 - I LIED. 251 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:46,264 - AND SUDDENLY, I DIED INSIDE. 252 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,879 [gentle music] 253 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:55,360 - I'’M SORRY, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 254 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,362 - YOU LIED TO ME? 255 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:58,407 - I DIDN'’T WANT TO. 256 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,887 I WAS JUST EMBARRASSED 257 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,802 OF HOW INSECURE AND STUPID I WAS. 258 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:02,890 I NEVER WANTED YOU TO KNOW, JENNA. 259 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,414 YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. 260 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,633 - BUT DID I? 261 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,199 SUDDENLY MY OWN FEELINGS ON THE MATTER 262 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,505 WERE MISSING IN ACTION. 263 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,985 - I'’M FRUSTRATED. 264 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,639 I DIDN'’T EVEN WANT TO GO TO COLLIN'’S. 265 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,944 I JUST CAME HERE FOR YOU. 266 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,032 SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE ALL I'’M DOING 267 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,208 IS MAKING AMENDS FOR HOW WE STARTED. 268 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,514 - SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT? 269 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,516 - NO, NO, IT'’S MY FAULT. 270 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,474 I'’M THE ONE WHO MADE A POINT TO FOCUS ON YOU, 271 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:26,696 TO MAKE SURE YOU FELT SECURE AND SIGNIFICANT. 272 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,220 IN THE PROCESS, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME FEEL INSIGNIFICANT. 273 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,222 - HOW? 274 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:34,661 - WHEN HAVE YOU EVER ASKED HOW I'’M DOING WITH MY PARENTS? 275 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,618 IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME, JENNA, 276 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,881 AND YOU NEVER CHECKED IN. 277 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,361 - I JUST ASSUMED-- 278 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,015 - EXACTLY, YOU ASSUMED. 279 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,539 - ♪ SAVING ME LOVE SONGS 280 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,541 - I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DIDN'’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT, 281 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,718 OR YOU'’D BRING IT UP. 282 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,590 MATTY, I'’M SORRY, YOU'’RE RIGHT. 283 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,680 I'’M BEING SELFISH. 284 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,117 AND... 285 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,510 YOU DON'’T HAVE TO GO WITH ME TO THE PARTY. 286 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,774 I'’M NOT GONNA GO EITHER. LET'’S JUST BOTH NOT GO. 287 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,427 - COME ON, YOU WANT TO SEE THE PHOTOS. 288 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:05,692 YOU'’LL FEEL BAD IF WE DON'’T GO, SO WE'’LL GO. 289 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,390 - I'’LL GO, BUT, UM... 290 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,697 YOU GO HELP JAKE, I INSIST. 291 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:14,918 - YOU SURE? 292 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,093 PICK YOU UP A LITTLE LATER? 293 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,834 - DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT. 294 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:21,577 I'’LL SEE IF I CAN GET A RIDE WITH COLLIN AND ANGELIQUE. 295 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,927 - ♪ I WANT TO SAVE 296 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,189 ♪ 297 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,496 ♪ YOU'’RE STILL SAVING ME... ♪ 298 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,715 - THIS LOOK OKAY? - LOOKS FINE. 299 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,064 - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? - TAMARA! 300 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,500 - OH, YES? 301 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,154 - THERE ARE NO BOTTLE SERVICE TABLES. 302 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:36,113 OUR V.I.P.S NEED SOMEWHERE TO SIT. 303 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,549 - PARTY STARTS IN 15, 304 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,290 AND EVERYONE WHO'’S ANYONE COMES EARLY. 305 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,465 GET IT DONE. 306 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,293 - OR YOU'’RE DONE. 307 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,469 - [sighs] 308 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,602 - WHY DIDN'’T YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THE BOTTLE SERVICE? 309 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,212 - I DON'’T KNOW. 310 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,823 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 311 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:50,954 - NOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 312 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,869 - NOT TRUE. - REALLY? 313 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,131 - YEAH, BECAUSE I'’M THE IDIOT, 314 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,785 RUNNING AROUND AT YOUR BECK AND CALL, 315 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,134 ALLOWING YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BITCH. 316 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,570 NOT ANYMORE. 317 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,137 IF YOU WANT A BITCH, LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE. 318 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,618 I'’M OUTTA HERE. 319 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:06,448 RIGHT AFTER YOU GET DOWN. 320 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,580 - I HAVE MIXERS. 321 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,930 OOH. 322 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,714 BAD TIMING? - PERFECT. 323 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:12,933 NOW YOU CAN GIVE ME A RIDE HOME 324 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,804 BEFORE I COMMIT SOCIAL SUICIDE. 325 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,023 I FORGOT THE V.I.P. TABLES, 326 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,546 AND I DON'’T HAVE TIME TO FIX IT. 327 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,766 - I THINK I CAN HELP. - HOW? 328 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,289 - IT ALL WENT DOWN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO, 329 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,334 SO I'’M STILL PROCESSING. - WHAT WENT DOWN? 330 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,380 - THE TRANSITION. 331 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:28,165 I WAS HEADING INTO THE PARTY 332 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:31,821 WHEN I WAS ESCORTED TO AN IDLING CAR NEARBY. 333 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,911 THERE IN THE BACK SEAT WAS A PERSON 334 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,871 AS ELUSIVE AND MYTHICAL AS A UNICORN-- 335 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:41,483 THE GUY BEHIND EVERY ANSWER TO EVERY TEST. 336 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,573 THE GUY WHO RUNS THE NUMBERS AND LAUNDERS MAFIA FUNDS. 337 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:48,751 T, I MET THE ACCOUNTANT. 338 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,883 - NO WAY. 339 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,234 - WAY. AND THAT'’S NOT ALL. 340 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:56,454 HE OPENED HIS BRIEFCASE AND HANDED ME A KEY. 341 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,326 - A KEY TO WHAT? 342 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,806 - EVERYTHING. 343 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:00,807 - DOES THAT MEAN YOU'’RE-- 344 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,809 - HEAD OF THE MAFIA. 345 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,071 - I DON'’T BELIEVE YOU. 346 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:04,854 - IT'’S TRUE. I CAN PROVE IT. 347 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:05,855 SEE THIS PHONE? 348 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,335 THE ACCOUNTANT TOLD ME, 349 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:10,904 "THERE IS ONLY ONE NUMBER PROGRAMMED INTO IT. 350 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,776 USE IT WHENEVER FOR WHATEVER." 351 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,213 SO WHAT DO YOU NEED? 352 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,607 - SMALL COCKTAIL TABLES, EXPENSIVE BOOZE, 353 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,130 AND COTTON CANDY. 354 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:24,265 - YES, I NEED SMALL COCKTAIL TABLES, 355 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:28,269 EXPENSIVE BOOZE, COTTON CANDY, 356 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,402 AND A BOUNCY HOUSE. 357 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,447 CASTLE OR JAIL? 358 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,535 - CASTLE. 359 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:37,408 [upbeat music] 360 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,888 - MATTY WAS RIGHT. 361 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,629 A 20-MINUTE LAP WOULD HAVE SUFFICED. 362 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,370 I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO, 363 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,720 AND COLLIN WAS NOWHERE IN SIGHT. 364 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,983 I HAD TO TRIGGER PLAN "B" AND CALL MATTY TO GET ME. 365 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,028 - HOLY [bleep]. 366 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,856 YOU LOOK STUNNING. 367 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,335 I'’M SO GLAD YOU DECIDED NOT TO DITCH ME. 368 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,208 - NOPE. 369 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,644 - WHERE'’S MATTY? 370 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,950 - DITCHING. 371 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,734 BUT HE SENDS HIS REGRETS. 372 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,344 - AND I SEND HIM MINE, 373 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,607 BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT HE'’S MISSING. 374 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,957 - WOW. 375 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,567 THEY'’RE AMAZING. 376 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,178 [camera shutter clicks] 377 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,789 - SORRY FOR THE ROGUE PHOTO. 378 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,051 - ELISABETH'’S TAKING PICTURES OF ALL THE GUESTS 379 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,314 FOR AN IMPROVISED INSTALLATION. 380 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,533 - THAT'’S SO COOL. YOU ARE SO COOL. 381 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,101 FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANY AND ALL PICTURES OF ME. 382 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,626 - SHE'’S EMBARRASSING HERSELF. 383 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,542 DARE I SAY TOLD YOU SO? 384 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,502 - WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVITED TAMARA TO CO-HOST. 385 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,720 SHE'’S A SPAZ. 386 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,418 - THE NIGHT'’S STILL YOUNG, LADIES. 387 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,856 KICK HER OUT, AND I CAN HELP YOU TURN THIS AROUND. 388 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,514 - SHE DID GET A BOUNCY HOUSE. 389 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,037 BRILLS. 390 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,387 - IT'’S NOT BRILLS. IT'’S AMATEUR. 391 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,736 ANYONE CAN RENT ONE. 392 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,521 - IF THAT'’S THE CASE, 393 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,435 THEN WHY DIDN'’T YOU THINK OF IT LAST YEAR? 394 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,132 - I DON'’T KNOW. 395 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,266 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE LACKING SOMETHING TO BOUNCE. 396 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,792 - FEEL FREE TO LEAVE. - AND NEVER COME BACK. 397 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,055 - I'’M SORRY. 398 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,971 I DIDN'’T MEAN THAT. 399 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,626 JESUS, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 400 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,715 - JESUS. 401 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,456 CAN YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE PUT THAT OUT? 402 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,980 NO ONE SHOULD MOCK THE DEAD, NO ONE! 403 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,200 OH, GOD, I NEED ANOTHER DRINK. 404 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,857 - WHERE'’S JENNA? 405 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,902 - OH, SHE'’LL BE HERE SOON. 406 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,165 [phone chimes] 407 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,170 - BABE, PLEASE, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW? 408 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,130 YOU KNOW IT'’S FOR THE BEST. 409 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,002 LET'’S JUST TALK THIS OUT OVER BREAKFAST, OKAY? 410 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,395 GOOD, I'’LL SEE YOU THEN. 411 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,701 - EVERYTHING OKAY? - SORT OF. 412 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:37,528 - ANGELIQUE'’S NOT COMING? 413 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:40,183 - NO. 414 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,185 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'’RE NOT GONNA LEAVE. 415 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,970 - I'’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 416 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,363 - DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM? 417 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,495 - FOR WHAT? 418 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,757 YOU DON'’T HAVE SEX. 419 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,628 - MAYBE I DO. 420 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,542 YOU DON'’T KNOW ME! 421 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,109 - ALL RIGHT. 422 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,155 - [groans] 423 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,852 - IF YOU TWO WANT TO MAKE A SCENE, 424 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,114 THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 425 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,246 - WE ARE OUTSIDE. 426 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,725 - THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE IT INSIDE. 427 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,640 - GREAT IDEA. NOW HELP. 428 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,077 - [groans] 429 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,472 - OKAY, OKAY. - [groans] 430 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,518 - WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 431 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,215 - MY LIFE IS OVER. 432 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,956 - NO, YOUR NECK IS ALMOST STRAIGHT. 433 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,175 YOU'’LL BE BACK ON THE SQUAD SOON. 434 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,177 - NO, NOT MY LIFELIFE. 435 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:20,006 MY AFTERLIFE. I'’M A SINNER. 436 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,355 - NO, YOU'’RE A DRUNK. 437 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,965 - AND A MURDERER. 438 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,967 I KILLED RICKY SCHWARTZ. 439 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,017 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 440 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,235 RICKY WANTED TO GET SADIE BACK 441 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,541 AND HAD NO ONE TO TURN TO, 442 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,934 SO HE TURNED TO ME. 443 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,414 AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND. 444 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,415 SO WHEN HE ASKED ME TO GO FOR A DRIVE, 445 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,982 I DIDN'’T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 446 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,419 AND THEN HE STARTED TO CRY, 447 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,465 AND I HUGGED HIM, AND THEN HE KISSED ME. 448 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,510 AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, 449 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,034 AND WE KISSED PRIVATES. 450 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,123 - LISSA, HE DIED OF AN ALLERGIC REACTION 451 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,038 TO PEANUTS, NOT FROM SEX. 452 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,214 - I KNOW, BUT THAT'’S JUST IT. 453 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,607 BEFORE WE WENT FOR THE DRIVE, 454 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,523 I ATE THAI FOOD. 455 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,917 - [bleep]. 456 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,311 - SADIE, HE DIDN'’T LOVE ME. 457 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,834 HE LOVED YOU. 458 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,663 I WAS JUST A REBOUND. HE SAID I WAS TOO SKINNY. 459 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,144 AND NOW I'’M GONNA PAY THE PRICE. 460 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,710 I'’M GOING TO HELL. 461 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,583 GOD ALREADY SENT ME A WARNING BY BREAKING MY NECK. 462 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,628 - OKAY. 463 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,717 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL, 464 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,197 AND GOD DIDN'’T BREAK YOUR NECK. 465 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,286 I DID. 466 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,548 THERE IS NO WAY THAT RICKY DIED 467 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,159 OF SECONDHAND PEANUT CONSUMPTION. 468 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,770 IT'’S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 469 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,294 MY UNCLE'’S A DOCTOR. 470 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,469 THE AMOUNT OF PEANUTS NECESSARY 471 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,297 TO SEND SOMEONE INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK 472 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,169 IS WAY GREATER THAN THE SUM 473 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:40,086 OF WHAT WAS SIMPLY MERE RESIDUE LEFT ON YOUR LIPS. 474 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,827 HIS DEATH, NOT YOUR FAULT. 475 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,742 - IT'’S NOT? 476 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,049 - NO [bleep] WAY. 477 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,617 BELIEVE ME? 478 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,835 GOOD. 479 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:54,187 NOW GO, GET [bleep] UP. 480 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,538 YOU CLEARLY NEED A DRINK. 481 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,409 - HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT? - I MADE IT UP. 482 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,715 MY UNCLE'’S A JEWELER. 483 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,325 SHE PROBABLY DID KILL RICKY, 484 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,979 BUT I DON'’T WANT HER TO BEAT HERSELF UP 485 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,198 FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. 486 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,547 SHE'’LL END UP IN PORN. 487 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,332 - I'’M SO SICK OF BEING THE NICE GUY. 488 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,856 TAMARA TREATS ME LIKE HER FREAKING PURSE, MAN. 489 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:15,077 "JAKE, HOLD THIS. JAKE, HOLD THAT. 490 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,687 JAKE, WHERE ARE MY TAMPONS?" 491 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,124 - SO BREAK UP WITH HER. 492 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,039 - I CAN'’T. I LOVE HER. 493 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,823 - AND I LOVE YOU. 494 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,739 I'’M SORRY, I'’VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN MY OWN B.S. 495 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:28,264 I SUCKED YOU DRY AND MYSELF HARD. 496 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,919 - YOU DIDN'’T SUCK THAT HARD. 497 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,878 - DUDE, THAT BOUNCE HOUSE IS INTENSE. 498 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,012 - INTENSELY POPULAR. 499 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,709 WAS THAT A SMILE OR A SMIRK? 500 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,189 - SMILE. 501 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,669 - THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 502 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:42,887 - WHERE'’S JENNA? 503 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:43,888 - GOOD QUESTION. 504 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,586 [phone chimes] 505 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,196 - AM I KEEPING YOU? 506 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,589 - NO. 507 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,678 YES. 508 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,071 BUT I'’M ENJOYING BEING KEPT. 509 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,029 - COME HERE. 510 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,336 I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 511 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,816 [electronic music] 512 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,905 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE SHE PUT THIS TOGETHER TONIGHT. 513 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:05,736 - DID YOU FIND YOURSELF? 514 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,129 THERE. 515 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,218 - I LOOK SO DIFFERENT. 516 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,480 - IT'’S WHAT ELISABETH DOES. 517 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,742 SHE REDEFINES YOU THROUGH HER LENS. 518 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,137 - WISH IT WERE THAT EASY. 519 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,139 - WHAT? 520 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,488 - TO REDEFINE MYSELF. 521 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,750 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 522 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,056 - I DON'’T KNOW. 523 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,057 SO THAT I COULD BE LESS OF AN EMBARRASSMENT 524 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,364 TO MYSELF AND OTHERS. 525 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,931 LIKE WHEN I MISREAD YOUR INTENTIONS 526 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,369 AND THE SEXUAL TENSION THAT CLEARLY DOESN'’T EXIST. 527 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:33,068 - I NEVER SAID IT DIDN'’T EXIST. 528 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,201 IT EXISTS. 529 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,551 AND IT'’S PART OF THE REASON WHY ANGELIQUE AND I BROKE UP. 530 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,902 - YOU BROKE UP? WHEN? 531 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,644 - WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE YOU. 532 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:55,699 - SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 533 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:56,961 - RIGHT. 534 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,921 YOU HAVE THAT OTHER PARTY TO GET TO. 535 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,835 STILL NEED A RIDE? 536 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,576 - I DON'’T KNOW. 537 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,752 IT FEELS LIKE A BIT OF AN IMPOSITION. 538 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,320 - IT'’S NOT. I'’LL GET MY KEYS. 539 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,281 [all cheering] 540 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,978 [laughter] 541 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,284 - ♪ WE ARE 542 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,112 ♪ I'’VE COME APART, AND YOU MADE ME ♪ 543 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,462 - IS IT REALLY MIDNIGHT? 544 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,594 - ♪ A PRETTY BOX OF YOUR EVIL ♪ 545 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,943 - YEAH, JUST ABOUT. 546 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,379 - ♪ SO TIRED 547 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,469 ♪ SO EASY, I 548 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,429 - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE RIDE. 549 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,431 I'’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP. 550 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,434 - ME TOO. 551 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:39,178 WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE... 552 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,137 YOU THINK THE HUNT IS BETTER THAN THE KILL? 553 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,835 - I DON'’T KNOW. 554 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:48,361 WITH MATTY, WE HAD SEX BEFORE WE KNEW EACH OTHER. 555 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,407 SO...THE KILL CAME BEFORE THE HUNT. 556 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,412 [phone chimes] 557 00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,415 - JAKE, COME ON! 558 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,895 - ALL RIGHT, I'’M COMING! 559 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:01,896 JEEZ. 560 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,203 [phone chimes] 561 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,857 - ♪ FOR ALWAYS 562 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,598 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO TO THIS PARTY? 563 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,426 - HONESTLY, NO. 564 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:14,038 BUT IF I DON'’T, I'’LL BE SELFISH. 565 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,780 AND APPARENTLY THAT'’S SOMETHING I NEED TO WORK ON. 566 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,827 - THAT'’S RIDICULOUS. 567 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,177 YOU'’RE 16. 568 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,310 IF THERE'’S EVER A TIME TO BE SELFISH, IT'’S NOW. 569 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,574 YOU HAVE NO PRESSURE, NO REAL RESPONSIBILITIES. 570 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,358 WHY CAN'’T YOU PUT YOURSELF FIRST? 571 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,751 '’CAUSE IT'’S NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO? 572 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,709 I THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE IT UP, 573 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,059 REDEFINE YOURSELF THROUGH YOUR OWN LENS. 574 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,757 CHOOSE YOU. 575 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,062 - CHOOSE ME? 576 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,239 IT WAS A NEW CONCEPT 577 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,459 AND SCARY YET EXCITING. 578 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,461 SO I DID. 579 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,464 [rock music] 580 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:56,385 ♪ 581 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,938 HEY. 40546

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