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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,271 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD.... 2 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:04,338 - CAN I CRASH HERE FOR THE NIGHT? 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,506 - MATTY GETS THE COW, THE MILK, 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,640 AND TO LIVE IN THE BARN FOR FREE. 5 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,841 - I AM MORE THAN COMFORTABLE. 6 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:08,909 - YOU HAVEN'T WORN OUT YOUR WELCOME? 7 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,044 - NAH. JENNA'S COOL WITH IT. 8 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,512 - I AM SO NOT COOL WITH IT. 9 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,147 - I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. - ARE WE OKAY? 10 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:15,616 - YEAH. I FORGOT SOMETHING. 11 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,854 - IT WAS HALLOWEEN-- 12 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,123 THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR 13 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:22,990 WHERE STUDENTS EVERYWHERE HONOR THE DEAD 14 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,625 BY DRESSING AS... 15 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,993 SLUTS. 16 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:28,729 MAYBE THE HOLIDAY WASN'T RIDICULOUS FOR EVERYONE. 17 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,964 MAYBE FOR SOME, IT WAS THE ONE DAY 18 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,501 TO DRESS AS THE BEST VERSION OF THEMSELVES. 19 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,835 IF THAT WAS THE CASE, 20 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,037 THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF WAS JUST AS BORING 21 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,372 AS THE REGULAR VERSION. 22 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,341 BUT, HONESTLY, I'D RATHER BE BORING 23 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:42,310 THAN SOME POSER LOOKING TO SHOW SOME SKIN. 24 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,544 - [blows whistle] 25 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,978 - UNLESS THAT POSER WAS MY BOYFRIEND, 26 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,880 WHO ALWAYS LOOKED GOOD SHOWING SKIN. 27 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,149 - WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME? 28 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:51,952 - OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT DRESSING UP. 29 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,855 - HERE. 30 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:55,989 YEAH. 31 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,126 NOW WE BOTH CAN BE LIFEGUARDS. 32 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,860 YOU'RE A COLD-WEATHER ONE. 33 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,595 AND MAYBE LATER, WE CAN MEET UP 34 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,166 FOR A LITTLE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. 35 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,601 - SURE, MY COSTUME WAS A LITTLE LAME, 36 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,470 BUT IT REALLY DIDN'T MATTER WHAT I WAS WEARING, 37 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,504 BECAUSE I WAS-- 38 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:13,241 - BORING. 39 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,742 WHAT DOES HE SEE IN HER? 40 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,778 HE'S A SIX-PACK AND SHE'S THE 12-DOLLAR RACK. 41 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,280 - I CAN HEAR YOU. 42 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,648 - WELL, YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE CAST, 43 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:24,518 BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE OUTCAST OUT OF THE GIRL. 44 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,390 - OH. 45 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,097 - JENNA, I LOVE YOUR COSTUME. 46 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,767 - I'M NOT WEARING A COSTUME. - REALLY? 47 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:43,437 BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST LOSER I'VE SEEN ALL MORNING. 48 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,507 - APPARENTLY, MONSTERS WENT AS THEMSELVES FOR HALLOWEEN. 49 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,543 - HEY, COLLIN. BIG PLANS TONIGHT? 50 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,012 - YEAH, MY GIRLFRIEND IS THROWING A PARTY. 51 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,648 USUAL SUSPECTS FROM MY THADWICKE DAYS. 52 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,484 BUT I'M NOT MUCH OF A PARTY GUY. 53 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,419 - OF COURSE COLLIN HATED PARTIES. 54 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:01,021 HE WAS ABOVE IT ALL. SURPRISE, SURPRISE. 55 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,490 - YOU WENT TO THADWICKE? 56 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,358 DO YOU KNOW ANGELIQUE WELCH? 57 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:07,027 - YEAH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 58 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,095 HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? 59 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:11,199 - WE WERE BEST FRIENDS TILL 9-11. 60 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,967 THE 9- TO 11-YEAR-OLD HORSEBACK RIDING COMPETITION. 61 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,537 SHE STOLE MY TROPHY, AND FRANKLY, 62 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,506 SHE HAD NO BUSINESS EVEN BEING THERE. 63 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,840 - WHY IS THAT? 64 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,809 - ANGELIQUE IS ON THE CUSP OF LIBRA AND SCORPIO, 65 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,677 WHICH I'M SURE IS VERY EXCITING FOR YOU, 66 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,714 BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT NO ONE IS D.T.F. LIKE A SCORPIO. 67 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,682 BUT IN OUR RIDING LEAGUE, 68 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,651 THE CALENDAR YEAR STARTS IN SEPTEMBER. 69 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,487 SO, TECHNICALLY, SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A 9-11, 70 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,523 SHE WAS A TOTAL 12-14. 71 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,391 - RIVETING. 72 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,492 [locker closes] 73 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,093 - BY THE WAY, HAMIL-TART, 74 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,829 JUST HONK WHEN YOU GET TO MY PLACE TONIGHT. 75 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,830 I'LL BE READY BY 7:30, 76 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,132 BUT GET THERE BY 7:15. - WHAT? 77 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,300 - CEBRE'S PARTY. 78 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,237 MATTY SAID YOU GUYS WOULD PICK ME UP. 79 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:56,043 - [whispers] GIRLFRIEND. MY OFFICE, NOW. 80 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,012 YOU HEARD ANYTHING? 81 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,148 - ABOUT WHAT? 82 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,251 - IT'S HALLOWEEN. I'M THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 83 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,918 YOU DO THE MATH. 84 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,387 EGGS, JENNA. 85 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,756 AUTHORITY FIGURES ARE ALWAYS ATTACKED ON HALLOWEEN. 86 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,057 I'VE BEEN EGGED IN THE FACE EVERY YEAR 87 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,325 SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE. 88 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,093 - BUT YOU WERE TEN. 89 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,195 - EVEN BACK THEN, IT WAS CLEAR WHAT I WAS DESTINED FOR. 90 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,930 [sunglasses clatter] 91 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,199 THIS WHOLE PLACE COULD BE BOOBY-TRAPPED. 92 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,135 OPEN THAT DRAWER. 93 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,242 - A BEDPAN. 94 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,077 SOMEONE'S DEFINITELY SCREWING WITH YOU. 95 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,012 - NO, THAT'S MINE. [clangs] 96 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,447 AT TIMES LIKE THIS, I CAN'T LEAVE THE BUNKER. 97 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,416 IF I COULD FIND A SAFE HOUSE, I WOULD. 98 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,150 NORMALLY, I'D HOLE UP AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, 99 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,752 BUT I CAN'T GO BACK THERE EVER SINCE 100 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,920 WE HAD A DISPUTE OVER THE MEANING 101 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,289 OF THE NEVER ENDING PASTA BOWL. 102 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,524 MORE LIKE THE 10:30 P.M. ENDING PASTA BOWL. 103 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,326 BY THE WAY, I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP 104 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,928 WITH MYSELF, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME. 105 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,229 YOU A COKEHEAD? 106 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,031 - I'M A COLD-WEATHER LIFEGUARD. 107 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,466 IT'S ZINC. 108 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,801 - OH. 109 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,669 I NEEDED TO BLEND IN 110 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,104 AND NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO MYSELF, 111 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:59,707 SO I DECIDED TO GO AS A TOTALLY AVERAGE, EVERYDAY, 112 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:02,209 RUN-OF-THE-MILL STUDENT. 113 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,378 [exhales] 114 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,746 - YOU LOOK LIKE ME. 115 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,080 - WHAT? 116 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,449 - DO YOU THINK I'M BORING? 117 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,650 - IS THIS ABOUT THE HOT LIST? 118 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,651 DON'T WORRY. 119 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,952 I HAVE A FEELING 120 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:12,886 I WON'T MAKE THE CUT THIS YEAR EITHER. 121 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:13,954 - "THE HOT LIST"? 122 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,957 [spooky music] 123 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:20,661 * 124 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,496 - LET ME SPARE YOU THE SUSPENSE. 125 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:26,233 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT. 126 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,405 - I WAS BEGINNING TO SENSE A THEME 127 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,240 TO THE HALLOWEEN FESTIVITIES. 128 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,009 JENNA HAMILTON WASN'T IN THE SAME CATEGORY 129 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,446 AS MATTY MCKIBBEN. 130 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,648 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? 131 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,883 [crying] I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MATTY. 132 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,586 HE'S HOT, AND I'M NOT, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 133 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,054 AND I REALLY CAN'T HANDLE 134 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,422 GOING TO CEBRE'S PARTY TONIGHT. 135 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,624 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, CALM DOWN. IT'S OKAY. 136 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,660 - JUST PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT I CRIED ABOUT THIS. 137 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,827 - WHY WERE YOU CRYING? 138 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,329 - JAKE TOLD YOU I WAS CRYING? 139 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,030 - YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T TELL ME WHY. 140 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,332 OKAY, HE TOLD ME WHY. 141 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,767 BUT JAKE AND I TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 142 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,469 THAT'S WHY JAKARA WORKS SO WELL. 143 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,337 THE BASICS OF A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP 144 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,506 ALL BOIL DOWN TO ONE SIMPLE RULE-- 145 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,975 SHARE. S-H-A-R-E. 146 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,777 "S" IS FOR SEXUAL CHEMISTRY, 147 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,479 WE'RE 16, SO THAT TAKES CARE OF ITSELF. 148 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,914 "H" IS FOR HEART. YOU GOTTA KEEP IT OPEN. 149 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,583 "A" IS FOR AROMA. 150 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,284 THANKFULLY, WE BOTH KEEP IT CLEAN. 151 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:18,686 "R" IS FOR REMOTE CONTROL. 152 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,920 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN THAT FIGHT. 153 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,655 AND FINALLY, "E," EXCITEMENT. 154 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,223 YOU HAVE TO KEEP EACH OTHER ON YOUR TOES. 155 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,958 NEVER KNOWING WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER, 156 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,460 BUT TAKING IT ALL IN STRIDE. 157 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,229 AND, HONESTLY, WHO WOULDN'T BE EXCITED ABOUT YOU? 158 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:32,165 DON'T CRY OVER WHAT THAT RANDO CEBRE SAYS. 159 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,567 YOU'RE THE [bleep]. 160 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,268 SO PUT YOUR HATER SHADES ON AND BLACK OUT HER VIBES 161 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,904 BECAUSE HER WORDS MEAN NOTHING. 162 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,373 AND HER NAME IS CEBRE. ENOUGH SAID. 163 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,574 - WE'RE ON CEBRE'S HOT LIST. 164 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,976 - OH, MY GOD, WE'RE SOMEBODIES! 165 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,044 "SALT AND PEPPER"? 166 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,880 WE'RE CLEARLY SUGAR AND SPICE. 167 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,881 - SO WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO 168 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,349 TO CEBRE'S PARTY TONIGHT? 169 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,885 - UH, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 170 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,722 MAYBE WE'LL ALL JUST HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE INSTEAD. 171 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,723 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 172 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,757 - I'M WITH JAKE. 173 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,058 IT'S NOT REALLY MY SCENE. 174 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,059 I'D PROBABLY JUST END UP HIDING 175 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,327 IN THE CAR ALL NIGHT. 176 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:01,695 - SO WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT AT HOME 177 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,431 AND BE LAME FOR HALLOWEEN, HUH? 178 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,699 - LAME-- THERE IT WAS AGAIN. 179 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,735 AND THIS TIME IT WASN'T COMING FROM CEBRE. 180 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,236 IT WAS COMING FROM MATTY. 181 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,705 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO PUT THE "E" BACK IN MY SHARE. 182 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,973 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 183 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,542 WHY DON'T WE BAIL ON CEBRE'S PARTY 184 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,044 AND CRASH A COOLER ONE INSTEAD? 185 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:21,181 [muffled dance music] 186 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,850 - ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY WE'RE NOT IN COSTUMES? 187 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,918 HALLOWEEN WITHOUT COSTUMES JUST FEELS BIZARRE. 188 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,855 - NOT EVERYONE WEARS A COSTUME ON HALLOWEEN. 189 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:28,989 - AND WHY DID WE TAKE TWO CARS? 190 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,323 - IN CASE WE NEED A GETAWAY CAR. 191 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,692 OR IF WE GET SPLIT UP. 192 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,694 - SADIE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OUR PLUS-ONE? 193 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,763 - PLEASE. YOU'RE MY PLUS-FOUR. 194 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,698 AND I'M NOT HERE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 195 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,768 I'M HERE FOR MY GOLDEN HORSESHOE. 196 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,035 - NO, WE'RE HERE TO CRASH. 197 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,405 - THEN LET'S CRASH THIS BITCH. 198 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,208 HOW DO WE CRASH THIS BITCH? 199 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,077 - UM... 200 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,211 - I VOTE "WINDOW." 201 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,379 - I THINK WE SHOULD GO AROUND BACK. 202 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,914 - I COMPLETELY DISAGREE. WINDOW. - OKAY. 203 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,248 YOU FIND YOUR WINDOW, 204 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,850 AND TAMARA AND I WILL GO THE BACK WAY. 205 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,419 WE'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. 206 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,889 - I THINK FALLING INTO A PARTY THROUGH A WINDOW 207 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,124 IS A STUPID IDEA, OKAY? 208 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,959 WE CAN'T JUST-- [knock on door] 209 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:09,396 [My Gold Mask's Some Secrets] 210 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:12,399 - OKAY, SO MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE COSTUMES. 211 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,372 [My Gold Mask's Some Secrets] 212 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,709 - THADWICKE KIDS APPARENTLY WEREN'T INTO RED CUPS 213 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,477 AND RANDOM HOOKUPS. 214 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,178 WE WERE UNDERDRESSED AND OUT OF OUR LEAGUE. 215 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,080 THIS WAS A MISTAKE. WE NEED TO BAIL. 216 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,750 - WHAT ABOUT SADIE? - LEAVE HER. 217 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,451 - WHO ARE YOU? 218 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,555 - UH, FRIENDS OF...ANGEL? - ANGELIQUE? 219 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,090 - YEAH. WE KNOW HER BOYFRIEND. 220 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,759 - I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT DOUCHE ALL NIGHT. 221 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,928 WHAT? YOU THINK HE'S A DOUCHE? 222 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,363 - I DIDN'T SAY IT, BUT, YEAH, KIND OF. 223 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,599 - HEY, COLLIN. COME GET YOUR DRINK. 224 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,535 - ONE SEC. 225 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,469 - COLLIN? 226 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:58,546 - IS THERE A SAFE IN THE HOUSE? 227 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,219 - CAN I HELP YOU? - [gasps] 228 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,487 JESUS. 229 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,922 YOU ALMOST SCARED THE [bleep] OUT OF ME. 230 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,290 - THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSING. 231 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,725 - WHO ARE YOU? - WHO ARE YOU? 232 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,961 - I ASKED YOU FIRST. - I ASKED YOU SECOND. 233 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,529 - SHUT UP, DEXTER. 234 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,230 - MY NAME'S AUSTIN, NOT DEXTER. 235 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,200 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME DEXTER, NOT AUSTIN. 236 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,702 IF YOU WANT. 237 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,936 - WHATEVER. 238 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,171 - [inhales] 239 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,205 - WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP 240 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,640 THE VALUABLES IN THIS HOUSE? 241 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,843 UNLESS YOU'RE THE "THEY," IN WHICH CASE 242 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,044 FORGET I ASKED. 243 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,147 - SADIE SAXTON. 244 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,349 - ANGELIQUE WELCH. 245 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:40,120 WHAT'S UP WITH BOO RADLEY? - IGNORE HIM. 246 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,990 BUT YOU-- YOU LOOK AMAZING. 247 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,157 I WOULDN'T HAVE RECOGNIZED YOU FROM THE FRONT 248 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,859 SINCE YOUR FACE HAS HOLLOWED OUT SO MUCH. 249 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,928 BUT FROM BEHIND, I KNEW THOSE WIDE HIPS 250 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,898 COULD ONLY BELONG TO SADIE SAXTON. 251 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,800 AND THEY DO. 252 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,901 - LOOK AT YOU. 253 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,636 I LOVE YOUR COSTUME. 254 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,870 IF I HAD A SMALL CHEST, 255 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,171 I'D BE SO AFRAID TO WEAR THAT, 256 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:01,041 BUT YOU ARE SO MAKING IT WORK. - AW. 257 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,510 I LOVE HOW WE CAN ALWAYS PICK UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF. 258 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,846 WAIT, WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF? 259 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,615 - WHERE DIDN'T WE? 260 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,984 - IT WAS A COMPETITION. THE GOLDEN HOOF, RIGHT? 261 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,854 NO, THAT WASN'T IT. THE GOLDEN SADDLE? 262 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,388 - THE GOLDEN HORSESHOE. 263 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,624 - OH, YES. 264 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,792 YOU RODE SO HARD THAT DAY. 265 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,427 YOU MADE ME A BETTER RIDER. 266 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,829 IT WAS SO CLOSE. 267 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,597 IT REALLY COULD HAVE GONE TO EITHER ONE OF US. 268 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:28,168 IF ONLY THEY HAD A TIE, BUT THEY DIDN'T. 269 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,271 - YOU KNOW, SOMETHING IN THIS AREA 270 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,641 IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 271 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:37,510 EXCUSE ME. 272 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,847 - FEEL BETTER. 273 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,524 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE IN. NOW WHAT? 274 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,226 - THIS IS SO ANTICLIMACTIC. 275 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,629 I'M GLAD WE WASTED TEN MINUTES DEBATING HOW TO CRASH, 276 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,064 AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED. 277 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,131 AND NOW WE STAND OUT LIKE [bleep] 278 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,332 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE COSTUMES. 279 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,402 REMIND ME TO NEVER LISTEN TO JENNA. 280 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,872 - TRICK-OR-TREAT. GET IN THE PIC. 281 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,139 - LOOK OUT! 282 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,574 [clatters] - OH, I'M SORRY. 283 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,009 - OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 284 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,678 UH, HERE. LET ME JUST-- - OH! 285 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,746 IF YOU MOVE, YOU'LL RIP MY FACE. 286 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,247 - IF YOU MOVE, YOU'LL RIP MY SWEATER. 287 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,548 IT'S WORTH THREE GIFT CARDS. 288 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,017 JAKE, HUGE EMERGENCY. GET HELP. 289 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,787 - I'M ON IT. 290 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,188 - OW. - UH-- 291 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:24,424 - COLLIN, I AM SO, SO SORRY. 292 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,558 - ENOUGH. 293 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,427 YOU WERE FORGIVEN 18 SORRYS AGO. 294 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,696 HAVE A DRINK. 295 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,463 - I DID NEED A DRINK TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE 296 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,266 OF MY SOCIAL INEPTITUDE. 297 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,468 OH, GORGEOUS. I LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY. 298 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,137 - IT'S ELISABETH CAREN. 299 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,371 SHE'S AN EMERGING ARTIST 300 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,707 GARNERING LOTS OF ATTENTION RIGHT NOW. 301 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:40,908 - IT'S COOL. 302 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,911 IT'S SUBTLE. IT'S SEXY. 303 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,313 - EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO HER STUFF. 304 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,580 ANGELIQUE IS OBSESSED. 305 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,349 YOU GOT A GOOD EYE, MAN. 306 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,786 - ONCE AGAIN, MATTY WAS IN AND I WAS OUT. 307 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,354 - I'M STARTING TO FEEL SUFFOCATED. 308 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,423 WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 309 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,691 - DO NOT MOVE YOUR MOUTH. 310 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,693 ANY SMALL MOVEMENT CAN CAUSE A SNAG. 311 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,028 OR A PERMANENT DEFORMITY. 312 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,262 JAKE! 313 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,031 JAKE! 314 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,999 - WHY ARE YOU YELLING? 315 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,000 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 316 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,002 - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 317 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,237 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 318 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,404 - HE'S HIGH. 319 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,973 - ARE YOU HIGH? 320 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,207 HOW DID YOU GET HIGH? 321 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,143 - DID YOU EAT A SPACE COOKIE? 322 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,310 - I ATE A COOKIE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW 323 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,147 IT WAS FROM SPACE. [laughs] 324 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,249 - OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE HIGH. 325 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,450 LISTEN TO ME. 326 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,852 I CAN'T LOSE YOU RIGHT NOW. 327 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,320 THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. 328 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,624 I NEED YOU TO GO FIND SOME PLIERS OR TWEEZERS. 329 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,961 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 330 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,063 - I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH MY MOM. 331 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,397 TELL HER THAT I DON'T WANT TO SIT 332 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,332 NEXT TO UNCLE ROD AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR. 333 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,736 I CAN'T. I WON'T. 334 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,904 - JAKE! FOCUS! 335 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,172 GET HELP! 336 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,473 - I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE. 337 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,507 I THINK HE'D KILL IT IN THE WORLD SERIES. 338 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,043 ANGE. MEET MY FRIENDS. 339 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,644 MATTY AND JENNA. - HI. 340 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,046 - HI. - HI. 341 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,447 - HOW DO YOU KNOW COLLIN? 342 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,883 - WE'RE IN THE SAME CREATIVE WRITING CLASS. 343 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,284 - YOU'RE THE BLOGGER, RIGHT? 344 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,452 I'M OBSESSED WITH RYAN FROM THOUGHT CATALOG, 345 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,088 AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MOLLS. 346 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,389 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM? 347 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,524 - YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF-- 348 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,126 [clears throat] NO. 349 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,895 - YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT. 350 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,230 HEY, A GAME OF CONFESSION IS ABOUT TO START UP. 351 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,032 - FANTASTIC. ARE YOU GUYS IN? 352 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,633 - YES. - NO. 353 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,336 - BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 354 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,838 - GO ON, MY CHILD. 355 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,807 - REMEMBER WHEN I WASN'T IN SCHOOL FOR TWO WEEKS 356 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,975 BECAUSE I WAS IN RIO WITH MY PARENTS? 357 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,376 I WASN'T IN RIO. 358 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,412 I WAS AT THE BEV HILLS FOUR SEASONS. 359 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,147 I GOT A NOSE JOB. 360 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,181 - FALSE. - FALSE. 361 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,017 - TRUE. I ALWAYS HATED MY NOSE. 362 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,284 [laughter] 363 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,087 - BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 364 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,256 all: GO ON, MY CHILD. 365 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,490 - SO YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE THINKS 366 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,927 ROB AND I WERE EACH OTHER'S FIRST? 367 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,228 NOT SO MUCH. 368 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,729 THERE WAS ANOTHER. 369 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,464 - FALSE. all: FALSE. 370 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,598 - NOPE. TRUE. 371 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,500 I FELL OFF A SKI LIFT IN MONTANA 372 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,668 AND BROKE MY HYMEN. 373 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,404 SO MY FIRST WAS A MOUNTAIN...MAN. 374 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,306 [laughter] 375 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,475 - HEY, IT'S JUST LIKE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. 376 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,111 BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 377 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,579 - GO ON, MY CHILD. 378 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,748 - I FELT UP MY GRANDPARENTS' SPECIAL ED NEIGHBOR 379 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,216 WHEN I WAS 11. 380 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,717 all: TRUE. 381 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,086 - UH, YEAH. 382 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,188 - DRINK. 383 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,692 - BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 384 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,027 all: GO ON, MY CHILD. 385 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,162 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY 386 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,563 THAT WOULD MAKE ME SOUND INTERESTING. 387 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,899 I WAS THE RESULT OF A TEENAGE PREGNANCY? BORING. 388 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,868 OR THAT I HAD AN EXTENSIVE HOODIE COLLECTION? 389 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,102 LAME. 390 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,736 THERE WAS NOTHING ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE 391 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,472 BUT STRESS FROM MY LACK OF ABILITY TO IMPRESS. 392 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,806 - YOU CAN PASS. 393 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,075 - NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. 394 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,747 I WAS THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF. 395 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,749 - * IT'S GOTTA BE FREE * 396 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,922 - SAY THAT AGAIN. 397 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,925 YOU WERE THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF? 398 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,659 all: FALSE. 399 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,462 - TRUE. DRINK. 400 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,964 - YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF? 401 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,499 - NOT TECHNICALLY. 402 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,067 IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. 403 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,135 - CONFESS. 404 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,105 - OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 405 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,108 I BUMPED UGLIES WITH MY BOYFRIEND, 406 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,743 BUT WE WEREN'T TOGETHER AT THE TIME, SO-- 407 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,012 - THAT'S REALLY FA-JACKED. 408 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,679 YOU NEED TO SET BOUNDARIES WITH YOUR MOM. 409 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,049 - I KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW. 410 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,084 MY MOM'S REALLY FRAGILE. 411 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,652 - SHE GOT THE SAME TATTOO OF YOUR BOYFRIEND AS YOU. 412 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,621 THAT'S NOT FRAGILE. IT'S PSYCHO. 413 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,124 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD CONFRONT HER. 414 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,325 - BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONG FOR THE RIDE. 415 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,194 WE NEED TO FIND JAKE. WE GOTTA MOVE. 416 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,836 JAKE! 417 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,673 - WELL, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SIDESHOW. 418 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,009 - MY NAME IS LISA. 419 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,479 - SO THEN I'M WALKING AROUND SCHOOL WITH THIS HUGE ARM CAST 420 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,981 THAT LOOKS LIKE A TREE BRANCH, 421 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,984 NOT TO MENTION MAKES ME AN OPEN TARGET FOR RANDOM HIGH FIVES. 422 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,352 [laughter] 423 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,819 AND I HAVE TO HAVE WEEKLY SESSIONS 424 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,188 WITH MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, 425 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,658 WHO, FRANKLY, NEEDS MORE COUNSELING THAN ME. 426 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,126 SHE WEARS A FANNY PACK. 427 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,529 [laughter] 428 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,897 - WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING ABOUT THIS? 429 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,199 - OH, I THINK YOU HAVE THE MARKET CORNERED 430 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,400 ON DARK STUFF. 431 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,601 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 432 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,237 - PLEASE, YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA KING. 433 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,206 - "WHAT'S UP? MY NAME IS COLLIN. 434 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,876 "I'M TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD. JUST A WORK IN PROGRESS. 435 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:14,181 JUST THINKING ABOUT DROWNING IN THE NOTHINGNESS OF LIFE." 436 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,483 [laughter] 437 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,085 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH SO HARD. 438 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,653 - YOU NAILED IT. 439 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,991 - THIS PARTY BLOWS. 440 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,392 I GIVE UP. 441 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,695 I CAN'T FIND THAT HORSESHOE ANYWHERE. 442 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,342 - WHOO! DANCE PARTY! 443 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,943 both: LET'S DO IT! 444 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,046 [both squeal] 445 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,714 - IT WAS WEIRD. 446 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,950 MY SUICIDE STORY, WHICH MADE ME A FREAK AT MY HIGH SCHOOL, 447 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,220 APPARENTLY MADE ME A HERO IN THEIRS. 448 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,654 I FIT IN. 449 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,590 EVEN WITHOUT A COSTUME. 450 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,807 - ALMOST, ALMOST. 451 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,309 I GOT IT! 452 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,510 [glass shatters] 453 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,878 [all gasp] 454 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,280 - OH! 455 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,714 - JAKE? - YOU ALL RIGHT? 456 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,650 - JAKE. 457 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,555 - AS EXPECTED, MY FITTING IN 458 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,258 WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY GETTING KICKED OUT. 459 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,759 THANKS TO JAKE, WHO HAD 460 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,761 AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT INTERPRETATION 461 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,329 OF CRASHING A PARTY. 462 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,069 - STOP STARTING AT ME. 463 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,470 - I'M NOT STARING AT YOU. 464 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,771 - I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING 465 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,374 THAT BELONGS TO MY SISTER. - NO. 466 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:51,244 I BELIEVE I HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME. 467 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,080 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITH THE HORSESHOE 468 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,547 UNLESS YOU PONY UP. 469 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,116 - WITH CASH? 470 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,717 - SEVEN DIGITS. 471 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:02,289 - A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A [bleep] HORSESHOE? 472 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,724 - YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 473 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:11,764 - FINE. GIVE ME YOUR CELL. 474 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,268 [clicking] 475 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,104 [phone beeps, line trilling] 476 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,438 - THIS IS ADAM. 477 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,408 [phone beeps] - THAT'S NOT YOUR NUMBER. 478 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,976 [clicking] 479 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,979 - HAPPY? 480 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,750 - SOMETIMES. THE RITALIN HELPS. 481 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,189 - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 482 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,125 YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO. 483 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,259 - YES, I DO. 484 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,960 I AM THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE MESS MAKERS. 485 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,731 WHO HAVE SEEMINGLY DISAPPEARED ALONG WITH MY BOYFRIEND. 486 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,234 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? - MATTY? 487 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,368 THAT WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND? 488 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,969 - I KNOW, I'M LUCKY. 489 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,206 - ACTUALLY, UM, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT-- 490 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,607 - IT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 491 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,144 HOW DID A GIRL LIKE ME END UP WITH A GUY LIKE-- 492 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,480 - HE'S ADORABLE, BUT AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BORED? 493 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,449 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 494 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,816 - I'M SORRY. I HOPE THAT WASN'T OFFENSIVE. 495 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,319 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE AN ODD COUPLE, 496 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,556 AND YOU SEEM A LITTLE OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. 497 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,391 - ANGE, COME SAY GOOD-BYE. 498 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,393 - OH. SORRY. 499 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,296 - WAS IT REALLY POSSIBLE THAT IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE 500 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,432 JENNA HAMILTON WAS COOLER THAN MATTY MCKIBBEN? 501 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,435 [Folly & The Hunter's Ghost] 502 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,206 * 503 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,308 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE? 504 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,777 - AH, NOT TOO LONG. 505 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,212 20 MINUTES. 506 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,413 - WHY? 507 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,581 - MM, I DON'T KNOW. 508 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,815 I WASN'T REALLY FEELING THAT PARTY 509 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,618 OR THOSE PEOPLE. [chuckles] 510 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,688 BUT SINCE YOU WERE, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BUZZKILL. 511 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,423 - DO YOU WANT TO GO TO CEBRE'S? 512 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,791 - DO YOU? 513 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:49,095 - NO. 514 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,398 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN ME? 515 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,565 - WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 516 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,801 - NOWHERE. I'M JUST CURIOUS. 517 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,570 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME? 518 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,707 - YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. THE BEST PERSON I KNOW. 519 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,475 AND EVERY MOMENT I SPEND WITH YOU, 520 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,711 I GET BETTER. 521 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,814 AND ME. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME? 522 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,718 - ABS, TEETH, ABS, HAIR, ABS. 523 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,919 THE SAME THING. 524 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,655 MAYBE I WAS JUST AS SUPERFICIAL AS CEBRE. 525 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,091 - OH, AND ONE MORE THING-- 526 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,493 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 527 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,662 - SO WHAT IF SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS LAME 528 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,996 OR MATTY WAS BORING. 529 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,098 BEAUTY WAS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. 530 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:30,169 AND WHAT I WAS BEHOLDING WAS PRETTY FRICKIN' AWESOME. 531 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:38,110 * 532 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,050 - NEXT ON AWKWARD.... 533 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,418 ONCE AGAIN, HOMECOMING PINNING WAS IN PROCESS. 534 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,853 - JENNA HAMILTON, WILL YOU BE-- 535 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,656 - MATTY'S GIRL. YES, I WILL. 536 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,458 WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL THIS ANYWAY? 537 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,925 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - MATTY. 538 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,861 HE DOESN'T EVEN DANCE. 539 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,862 - I REALLY CANNOT DANCE. 540 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,664 - THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE ME. 541 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,600 [dance music] 37394

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