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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:04,787 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,484 I'’M NOT PREGNANT--TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I'’M NOT. 3 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,138 - WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL ME YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE PREGNANT? 4 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,357 - I'’M NOT. - I CAN RESPECT THAT 5 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:11,446 YOU DIDN'’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE, 6 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,751 SO CAN YOU PLEASE RESPECT THAT I DON'’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW? 7 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,840 GOOD NIGHT, JENNA. 8 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,108 [school bell rings] 9 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,022 - IT HAD BEEN A WEEK SINCE MATTY FOUND OUT 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,980 ABOUT THE PREGNANCY SCARE, 11 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,200 AND HE SEEMED TO BE DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,115 TO ENSURE WE DIDN'’T HAVE ANOTHER. 13 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:31,814 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 14 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,685 - SURE, BABE. 15 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,165 - HE KEPT INSISTING EVERYTHING WAS FINE, 16 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,775 BUT HIS ACTIONS SAID OTHERWISE. 17 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,908 IT WAS WEIRD. 18 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,301 WE WEREN'’T TALKING, WE WEREN'’T DOING IT, 19 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:41,389 AND WHAT WAS WORSE, WE WEREN'’T TALKING 20 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,999 ABOUT NOT DOING IT. 21 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,045 OUR COMMUNICATION WAS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW. 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,916 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 23 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:50,006 IN LIGHT OF THE TRAGIC AND UNTIMELY DEMISE 24 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,355 OF RICKY SCHWARTZ, 25 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,053 I AM TAKING PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES 26 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,403 TO MAKE OUR SCHOOL A PEANUT-FREE ZONE. 27 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:59,233 OR RATHER, A PEA-NOT ZONE. 28 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:02,845 ARE YOU IN POSSESSION OF ANY NUTS 29 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:06,240 OR NUT-RELATED PRODUCTS? 30 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,504 I'’LL BE CONFISCATING THIS. 31 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,119 NUT CHECK. 32 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,255 ALL CLEAR. 33 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:26,608 I'’M GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, J. 34 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,914 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A NUT IN YOUR MOUTH? 35 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,091 - IT WAS A GOOD QUESTION. 36 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,097 OKAY, I'’M NOT SAYING I'’M AT AN 11 37 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,403 ON THE PANIC METER, BUT I AM INCHING TOWARDS A 7. 38 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,710 SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY OFF IN MY RELATIONSHIP. 39 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,407 - I'’D SAY IT'’S PRETTY CLEARBLUE EASY. 40 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,974 MATTY'’S FREAKED OUT OVER THE PREGNANCY SCARE. 41 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,541 - HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 42 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,672 - JAKE AND I TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 43 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:49,718 - THAT'’S UNHEALTHY. AND CREEPY. 44 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,111 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'’LL BE ONE 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,764 OF THOSE COUPLES WHO SHARES AN EMAIL. 46 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,332 - BUT EVEN MORE SHOCKING THAN THE POTENTIAL MAMA DRAMA 47 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:56,072 IS THAT IT CAME FROM JAKE'’S MOUTH. 48 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,117 - I'’M SORRY. 49 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,640 I WAS GONNA TELL YOU. 50 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,120 I TRIED TO CALL-- - IT'’S CHILLS. 51 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,296 I'’M ALREADY OVER IT. - I GET IT, J. 52 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,950 THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS WE SHOULD KEEP TO OURSELVES. 53 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,127 - WHAT THINGS? - JUST THINGS. 54 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,693 - BACK TO THE HOT TOPIC AT HAND, 55 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,869 I KNOW YOU AND MATTY ARE ALL ACTION, NO TALK, 56 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,349 BUT HAVE YOU ASKED HIM IF EVERYTHING'’S COOL? 57 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,090 - OF COURSE I DID. - WHAT DID HE SAY? 58 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,657 - "SURE, BABE." [both gasp] 59 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,093 - HE "SURE-BABED" YOU? 60 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,877 "SURE, BABE" IS ONE STEP AWAY 61 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:20,662 FROM "WHATEVER, HONEY," WHICH IS THE GATEWAY PHRASE 62 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,751 TO "TAKE CARE," WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS THE END. 63 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,840 - OKAY, NOW I'’M AT AN 11. 64 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,238 - IF YOU DIPSTERS SERIOUSLY THINK I KILLED RICKY, 65 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:34,371 YOUR IQs MUST BE AS SMALL AS YOUR-- 66 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,808 [bleep] IT. 67 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:39,333 I'’M PERFECTLY FINE EATING ALONE. 68 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,335 GO HAVE LUNCH WITH HAMIL-TRAMP. - I DON'’T FEEL LIKE IT. 69 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,206 I'’D RATHER HANG WITH YOU. 70 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,687 WHY AREN'’T YOU EATING? 71 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:48,559 - I GUESS MY MURDER RAP MADE ME LOSE MY APPETITE. 72 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:50,561 EVER SINCE RICKY BIT IT, EVERYONE'’S AFRAID OF ME. 73 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:53,477 EVEN THAT AIRBAG, LISSA, IS KEEPING HER DISTANCE. 74 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,913 - YOU POOR THING. - I KNOW. 75 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,741 I HAVEN'’T OUTED ANYBODY, MADE ANYONE TRANSFER, 76 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:59,004 OR SAID THE WORD HARELIP 77 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,354 IN THREE DAYS. - COME ON, SADES. 78 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,964 THIS IS ALL GONNA BLOW OVER. 79 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,574 NO ONE REALLY THINKS YOU'’RE A MURDERER. 80 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,446 - MISS SAXTON, THIS IS P.I. MULVILLE, 81 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,708 STANDS FOR PERSONAL INVESTIGATOR. 82 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,362 - PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 83 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:09,101 - WE'’RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN 84 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:10,625 TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. 85 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:14,803 AND BY DOWNTOWN, I MEAN MY OFFICE. 86 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,413 - YOU BETTER EAT YOUR GRANOLA BAR 87 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,198 BEFORE IT'’S CONFISCATED BY THE NUT PATROL. 88 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,722 - WHILE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MATTY'’S HEAD, 89 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,767 JAKE KNEW WHAT TAMARA PACKED FOR LUNCH. 90 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:28,295 - HENRY. 91 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:34,997 - AM I HAVING A SEIZURE, 92 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,607 OR DID SOME WEIRD STUFF JUST GO DOWN? 93 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,348 - YOU GUYS, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND HENRY. 94 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:42,047 WE'’RE IN LOVE. 95 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,919 - IF EVERY COUPLE HAD A DIFFERENT WAY OF INTERFACING, 96 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:47,270 MATTY AND I WERE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPECTRUM. 97 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,794 MAYBE THE WAY TO GET US BACK ON TRACK 98 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,100 WAS TO GO BACK TO BASICS-- 99 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,408 SEX IN A FORBIDDEN PLACE, 100 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,800 WHERE ONE OF US WAS LIKELY TO COME OUT 101 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,238 THE OTHER END NEEDING A TETANUS SHOT. 102 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,935 BUT IT WAS WORTH THE RISK 103 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:01,763 BECAUSE THE MAKE OUT HAD STOPPED THE FREAK OUT. 104 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,982 WITH MATTY AND ME, GETTING SOME ACTION 105 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,332 ALWAYS SPOKE LOUDER THAN WORDS. 106 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:11,120 - ♪ OH, I 107 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,863 - I'’VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS, BUT THIS WAS FUN. 108 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,560 - THAT'’S IT? - WE CAN HANG OUT TONIGHT. 109 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,432 - I HAD NO REASON TO BE INSECURIOUS. 110 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,216 WE WERE LONGER SOPHOMORES AT SEX. 111 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,870 WE WERE JUNIORS. 112 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:24,220 AND AS SUCH, WE WERE GOING TO TAKE OUR TIME. 113 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,352 YEAH, LET'’S HANG OUT. 114 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:28,355 - COOL. THEN WE CAN TALK. 115 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,705 - IT WAS TIME TO STOP WORRYING AND START FREAKING. 116 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,316 MATTY WANTED TO TALK. 117 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,233 - WHOO! 118 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,713 WAS THAT GOOD FOR YOU? 119 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,628 YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD FOR ME TOO. 120 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,370 AW, DAMN. MY SHIRT'’S ON BACKWARDS. 121 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:47,069 [laughs] THANKS FOR THE TUNE-UP. 122 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,810 - HEARD SOMEONE GOT LUCKY IN THE SANCTUARY. 123 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,594 - WORD SURE TRAVELS FAST. 124 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:53,293 - SO ARE YOU AND HENRY IN LOVE? - WE'’RE SOUL MATES. 125 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,772 - WHERE DID YOU TWO MEET? 126 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,252 - IN LINE WAITING FOR THE NEW iPHONE. 127 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,297 - WHAT'’S HENRY'’S MIDDLE NAME? - BAO-ZHI. 128 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,776 IT MEANS "FULL OF WISDOM." 129 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,212 - BOXERS OR BRIEFS? - BECKHAMS. 130 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,736 - I DIDN'’T THINK HENRY WAS YOUR TYPE. 131 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,738 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TALL, SKINNY, ASIAN BOYS 132 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,305 WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR AND A COWLICK 133 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,610 AN INCH ABOVE THEIR RIGHT EAR. 134 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,090 - YOU MEAN LIKE FRED WU? - FRED WHO? 135 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,222 - FRED WU. I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW HIM. 136 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,050 - OH, RIGHT. 137 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,748 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 138 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:14,879 BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS SO FASCINATING. 139 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,533 I CAN'’T HELP BUT FOLLOW EVERY LITTLE THING 140 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,405 THAT'’S HAPPENING IN IT. - HMM. 141 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,102 - I'’M KIDDING. 142 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,670 [laughter] 143 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,289 HOW LONG DID HENRY WEAR BRACES? 144 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,509 - TRICK QUESTION. HE NEVER WORE THEM. 145 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:39,687 [both speaking Mandarin] 146 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:43,125 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? - NOTHING. 147 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,475 - [speaks Mandarin] 148 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,829 - WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT RICKY SCHWARTZ DIED? 149 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:55,006 - HELL IF I KNOW. HOME, I GUESS. 150 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:58,183 - IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN CORROBORATE YOUR ALIBI? 151 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,142 - WE'’RE NOT CONVINCED THERE WAS ANY FOUL PLAY. 152 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,926 WE ARE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME CLARITY. 153 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:05,147 THERE WAS EVIDENCE OF, UH, 154 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:07,149 SEXUAL NATURE AT THE SCENE. 155 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:09,064 - RICKY WAS A MAN WHORE, 156 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:12,372 WHICH MEANS THERE ARE PROBABLY, LIKE, 300 SUSPECTS. 157 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,199 - IF WE CALLED YOUR FOLKS, 158 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,418 WOULD THEY CONFIRM YOU WERE HOME THAT NIGHT? 159 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,159 - DON'’T CALL MY PARENTS. 160 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:20,205 CALL MY LAWYER. 161 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,817 - YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH US CALLING YOUR PARENTS? 162 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,775 - NO, BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU. 163 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,342 I'’M CURIOUS. 164 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,257 DO YOU AND YOUR SISTER WIVES ROTATE CLOTHING, 165 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:30,912 OR IS THAT YOUR OWN PERSONAL PEASANT SKIRT? 166 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,915 - DEFLECTING-- AN OBVIOUS SIGN OF GUILT. 167 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,831 - I CAN PUT AN END TO THIS BITCH HUNT RIGHT NOW. 168 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,833 CAN WE HAVE SOME PRIVACY? - YOU MIND WAITING OUTSIDE? 169 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,444 - NOT FROM HIM, FROM YOU. 170 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,712 I DIDN'’T SLEEP WITH THAT [bleep], 171 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,627 AND A TEST WILL PROVE IT. 172 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,629 - SWEETIE, WE DON'’T HAVE MONEY FOR FANCY LIE DETECTORS. 173 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,588 - NO, GENIUS. A PAP SMEAR. 174 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:55,937 I'’M A VIRGIN. 175 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,635 BUT BE WARNED. 176 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:01,072 IF YOU ACTUALLY FORCE ME TO DO THAT, 177 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,944 I WILL SUE YOU, 178 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,425 AND THEN YOU TWO CAN BAD-COP, WORSE-COP 179 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,035 ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE. 180 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,645 YOU'’RE WELCOME. 181 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,604 - [clears throat] 182 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:11,996 I'’M BACK. ALL DONE? - FOR THE RECORD, MISS SAXTON, 183 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,998 I DON'’T THINK YOU KILLED RICKY. 184 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:17,001 BUT I GET WHY PEOPLE THINK YOU DID. 185 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,966 - NO WONDER SHE'’S SUCH A GRUMPSTER. 186 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,272 GIRL NEEDS TO GET LAID. 187 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,013 - MATTY DOESN'’T WANT TO GET LAID, HE WANTS TO TALK. 188 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,102 I CAN'’T BE ALONE WITH HIM. 189 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,713 I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE TALK RIGHT NOW. 190 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,541 I NEED ANOTHER DAY TO PROCESS. 191 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,152 WAIT. I HAVE AN IDEA. 192 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:38,980 WHAT'’S THAT THING THAT YOU'’VE BEEN BEGGING ME TO DO 193 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,111 SINCE WE WERE KIDS? 194 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:43,550 - [gasps] BFGFBFF! 195 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,857 I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS SINCE I WAS SIX. 196 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,729 AND THEN I MET YOU, AND THEN YOU MET MATTY, 197 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,208 AND THEN YOU MET JAKE, AND THEN YOU CHEATED 198 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,993 ON JAKE WITH MATTY, AND THEN I STARTED DATING JAKE, 199 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:55,387 AND NOW YOU'’RE WITH MATTY, AND HERE WE ARE. 200 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,259 OUR WHOLE LIVES HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS MOMENT. 201 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,957 BFGFBFF-- 202 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,263 THE BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND- BEST-FRIENDS-FOREVER 203 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:02,786 DOUBLE DATE. THE D-D IS IMPLIED. 204 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,702 - THAT IS COMPLETELY INSANE, AND I AM ALL IN. 205 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,791 - YES! I'’LL CALL YOU LATER WITH A PLAN. 206 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,664 - SURE, I WAS USING THE BFGFBFF 207 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,535 AS A SECURITY BLANKET. 208 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,319 BUT AS LONG AS I WASN'’T ALONE WITH MATTY, 209 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,844 I DIDN'’T HAVE TO HAVE THE TALK. [car horn honks] 210 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,454 - HAMILTON. GET IN. 211 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,587 - I KIND OF FEEL LIKE WALKING. 212 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,805 AND NOT TALKING. 213 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,590 - I'’VE GOT YOUR FAVORITE CANDY. 214 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,982 - HE WAS TRYING TO LURE ME 215 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,768 INTO THAT CONVO WITH SUGARY TREATS. 216 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:30,248 NO, THANKS. - HOP IN. I'’LL TAKE YOU HOME. 217 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,686 - HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE ME TO A SECOND LOCATION. 218 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,252 STRANGER DANGER. 219 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,385 I MEAN, HOW WELL DID I REALLY KNOW MATTY? 220 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,908 - HELLO? - CLEARLY, NOT WELL ENOUGH 221 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,693 TO KNOW WHAT HE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. 222 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,696 ACTUALLY, I CAN'’T. I'’M WALKING HOME WITH MY FRIEND. 223 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:47,570 CICI. HI. 224 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,963 - I GUESS I'’LL SEE YOU TONIGHT THEN? 225 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,486 - YES, YOU WILL. 226 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,227 ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH TAMARA AND JAKE. 227 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:55,186 SORRY, FORGOT TO TELL YOU. HOPE THAT'’S COOL. 228 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,928 - SURE, BABE. 229 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:02,542 - DUDE, YOU JUST GOT "SURE-BABED." 230 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,115 - PROMISE YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MATTY. 231 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,465 NO ALONE TIME, NO TALK. - NO PROBLEM. 232 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:16,207 I AM AN EXPERT AT PUTTING MY FACE WHERE IT DOESN'’T BELONG. 233 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:20,168 - SO, GIRLS, WHAT ARE WE WEARING FOR THE BFGFBFF? 234 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,910 OOH. NOT THAT NECKLACE I HOPE. 235 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,694 - I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT. - I DO. 236 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,609 BUT IT'’S BAD JUJU TO WEAR A GIFT FROM AN EX. 237 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:30,265 NOT TO MENTION WEIRD. 238 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,528 - SORRY, T. I FORGOT. 239 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,704 - AND YOU JUST MADE IT WEIRDER. 240 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,402 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU TWO DON'’T HAVE MORE ISSUES OVER THIS. 241 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,187 YOU'’RE SO MUCH MORE MATURE THAN ALLY AND I WERE. 242 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,492 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'’RE MORE MATURE? 243 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,885 - WHEN ALLY DATED MY EX 244 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:44,322 AND WE WOULD PREGAME BEFORE BFGFBFFs, 245 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,716 SHE WOULD SPIKE MY DRINK WITH PRUNE JUICE 246 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,806 SO THAT I WOULD HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. 247 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,939 THANK GOODNESS YOU GIRLS ARE MORE EVOLVED. 248 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:54,419 - YEP, THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT. 249 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,943 - MING AND HENRY? 250 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,119 - I DIDN'’T MEAN TO SPOIL THE BFGFBFF, 251 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,860 BUT IN CASE YOU AND JAKE CAN'’T KEEP IT 252 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,818 ABOVE THE NECK, I'’M GONNA NEED REINFORCEMENTS. 253 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,473 - OKAY, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO CALL THIS NEW CONFIGURATION. 254 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,562 - WHY DON'’T WE TAKE TWO CARS? JENNA, YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME. 255 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,216 - UH, THIS IS A GROUP DATE. 256 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,522 TWO IS NOT A GROUP. SIX IS A GROUP. 257 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,133 FIVE COULD ALSO BE CONSIDERED A GROUP. 258 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,438 FOUR, BUT NEVER TWO. 259 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:16,354 WE CAN FIT. 260 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:23,057 - MOVE. MOVE. MOVE PLEASE. 261 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,450 - SORRY, EVERYONE. SHE TAKES A WHILE TO WARM UP. 262 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,452 [engine turns over] 263 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,411 [engine grinding] 264 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,893 - ♪ DON'’T COME KNOCKING ON MY BACK DOOR ♪ 265 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,895 - JAKE, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG? 266 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,462 - OH, YEAH. [both laughing] 267 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,116 LISSA'’S PARTY. 268 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,988 - YES. BE-HYMEN! 269 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,772 - I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT. - CHINESE FIRE DRILL! 270 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,687 NO OFFENSE. 271 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,867 - JUST-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 272 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,043 IF I END UP NEXT TO MATTY, HE MIGHT TRY TO TALK. 273 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,655 - SO STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. 274 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,485 - OH, HEY. HEY. 275 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,749 - [grunts] 276 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,882 - WHAT? 277 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,711 - BACK SEAT CHINESE FIRE DRILL. NO OFFENSE. 278 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,365 - YOU CAN'’T CALL A BACK SEAT ONE. 279 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,323 - I JUST DID. 280 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,947 [cell phone chimes] 281 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:27,730 - YOU SHOULD GET THAT IN CASE 282 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,297 IT'’S, LIKE, AN EMERGENCY, 283 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:31,821 AND YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, LEAVE OR SOMETHING. 284 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,432 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - FINE. 285 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,870 WELL, I AM WEARING SOFT PANTS. 286 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,262 - CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE? - STOP. 287 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,395 - MCKIBBEN, ARE YOU WITH PEOPLE? 288 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,005 - YEAH, I CAN'’T REALLY TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 289 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,834 - OH. OKAY. 290 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,141 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 291 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,491 - YEAH. 292 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,406 - OKAY, WELL, I'’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. 293 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,495 - IS THAT SADIE? ASK HER WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED. 294 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,845 - TELL GINGERSKANK TO GO [bleep] HERSELF 295 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:56,585 AND THEN FORGET I CALLED. 296 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,978 I'’M FINE. 297 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,197 - SHE SAYS HI. 298 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,721 - SOUNDS LIKE SADIE NEEDS A FRIEND. 299 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,374 - I'’LL CHECK ON HER LATER. 300 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,114 - IF YOU'’RE WORRIED ABOUT ME BEING ALONE 301 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,855 ON THE GROUP DATE, DON'’T. 302 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,422 BONUS--IF YOU BAIL, WE'’LL HAVE MORE ROOM. 303 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,858 AND YOU DON'’T REALLY WANT TO COME, DO YOU? 304 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,774 - SURE, BABE. 305 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,345 - SOLO CHINESE FIRE DRILL! 306 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,260 - OH, NO. 307 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,567 NO OFFENSE. 308 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,570 [alternative music] 309 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,311 ♪ 310 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,879 - ♪ I'’M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL ♪ 311 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,099 - WHO EVER HEARD OF NEEDING A RESERVATION 312 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,318 AT A THAI PLACE? 313 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,320 - I DON'’T WANT TO POINT ANY FINGERS, BUT-- 314 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,365 - POINT THAT THING AT YOURSELF. 315 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,714 THIS BFG WHATEVER WAS YOUR IDEA, 316 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,760 BUT AT LEAST IT'’S OVER. 317 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,240 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'’S NOT OVER. 318 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,242 WHY DON'’T WE GO TO THE THAI PLACE AT THE STRIP MALL? 319 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,027 - OOH, YEAH! - MY LEGS ARE NUMB. 320 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,333 [engine turns over] - OVER HERE. 321 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,467 HENRY SHOULDN'’T HAVE TO SIT ON MING ALL NIGHT. 322 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,730 - ARE WE GONNA SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT IN THE FREAKING CAR? 323 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,688 - SHE'’S WARMING BACK UP. 324 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,343 - AND SO WAS MATTY. - MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP. 325 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,476 - FINE BY ME. - THE GROUP DATE WAS A BUST. 326 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,173 BUT MATTY AND I WERE ALL GOOD. 327 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,610 IT WAS FINALLY SAFE TO GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS 328 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,917 BECAUSE HE WAS DOING THE MOVE TO THE BOOB. 329 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,051 WE WERE GOING TO GET DOWN IN A WAY THAT DIDN'’T NEED WORDS. 330 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,401 - FINALLY, WE'’LL BE ABLE TO TALK. 331 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,926 - OH, THE NIGHT'’S STILL YOUNG. I HAVE AN IDEA. 332 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,580 CHARADES. - FOUR WORDS. 333 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,190 - PERSONALLY, I HATED THE GAME. 334 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,149 BUT THE NOT-TALKING PART HAD ITS OBVIOUS APPEAL. 335 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,803 - COOKING. 336 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,413 - CROSS GUARD. - TV SHOW. 337 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,023 - PULLING FOUR HORSES. 338 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,503 - MATTY WAS GIVING ME EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE 339 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,461 THE ROLLER COASTER RIDE WAS OVER 340 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,420 AND IT WAS SAFE TO UNFASTEN MY INSECURITY BELT. 341 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,814 - NUN? HE'’S A NUN. - A GUY IN THE CURTAIN. 342 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,425 - FRED WU IS HERE! - [giggles] 343 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,386 - ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN THE NEW BOYFRIEND, 344 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,388 EX-BOYFRIEND ON THE SAME DATE? - UH, HELLO? 345 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,434 JENNA, JAKE, MATTY-- SAME DIFF. 346 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,740 - BUT I'’M NOT PUTTING MY TONGUE DOWN JENNA'’S THROAT. 347 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,220 - MING, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED 348 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:55,443 ON A THREE-WAY LIVE CONFERENCE CALL, NOW. 349 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,619 [music volume increases] - ♪ DON'’T YOU KNOW THAT... ♪ 350 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,447 - WHY DID YOU TURN UP THE MUSIC? 351 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,188 - THE HOUSE HAS EYES. 352 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,886 AND EARS. both: ASIAN MAFIA. 353 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,236 - MING, IF YOU'’RE STILL WITH FRED, 354 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,586 WHO THE HELL IS HENRY? - MY BEARD. 355 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,762 I'’VE BEEN ASIAN BITCHING BECCA FOR MONTHS. 356 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,155 I WASN'’T JUST STAYING AT MY GRANDPARENTS'’ 357 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,635 THIS SUMMER TO LEARN MANDARIN. 358 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,856 I WAS SEEING FRED ON THE LOW. 359 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,642 - AND BECCA HAS NO IDEA. - MORE LIKE NO EVIDENCE. 360 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,123 BUT I ASIAN BITCHED YOU BITCHES, AND YOU DIDN'’T KNOW. 361 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,602 [laughs] 362 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,387 - MING'’S PARANOIA WAS CONTAGIOUS. 363 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,997 WITH MY REINFORCEMENTS OFF THE CLOCK, 364 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,433 I NEEDED TO KEEP UP THE GAME. 365 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,608 MY TURN. 366 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,132 [laughs] 367 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,917 - ALL RIGHT, LET'’S DO IT. 368 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,833 - UH, MOVIE. - YES. 369 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,487 - FOUR WORDS. 370 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,532 - TWO. - NO, SECOND WORD IS... 371 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,274 - BRUSHING, WASHING, SHOWER. - COMB. SO DIRTY. 372 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,797 - MONKEY TAIL-- OH, SHOWER. 373 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,669 MONKEY, SHOWERING MONKEYS. - NO. HAIRY. 374 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,498 - LOVERS. LOVERS. STAR-CROSSED. - BLOSSOMING. 375 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,414 - NO, A ROM-COM. 376 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,024 - RUNNING MAN. -THE 1980s? 377 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,721 A ROM-COM FROM THE '’80s? 378 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,114 - ♪ TELL ME THAT 379 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,376 - AND THAT WE SAW TOGETHER. 380 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,379 DID WE GO TO THE MOVIES OR-- OH, NO, ON TV-- 381 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,946 GOD, I SHOULD KNOW THIS. 382 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,470 UH... 383 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,472 THAT WEEKEND THAT WE BOTH HAD COLDS. 384 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,039 OH, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY! 385 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,737 - YES! YEAH! - YES! ALL RIGHT. WHOO-HOO! 386 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,825 - WHOO! BAM. - BOOM. 387 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,479 - YEAH, TEAM J AND J. 388 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,133 - MATTY MAY HAVE SUCKED AT CHARADES, 389 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,309 BUT IT WASN'’T HARD TO PICK UP ON HIS CLUES. 390 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:23,139 REALITY SHOW, FOUR WORDS, MATTY WANTED TO TALK. 391 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,541 - JENNA, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 392 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,499 - OKAY. 393 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,719 - NO, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, BATHROOM. 394 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,329 - SO THEN USE MY PARENTS'’ BATHROOM. 395 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,418 - NO, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, BATHROOM, 396 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,421 BATHROOM, BATHROOM. 397 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,466 - UM-- 398 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,772 - I GOTTA MAKE A CALL. 399 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,645 - SO WHY ARE WE IN THE BATHROOM, BATHROOM, BATHROOM, BATHROOM? 400 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,039 - BECAUSE YOU'’RE RUINING THE BFGFBFF. 401 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,302 I CAN'’T SPEAK FOR MATTY, BUT I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF. 402 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,913 THIS THING WITH YOU AND JAKE-- YOU GOT TO REIN IT IN. 403 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,697 I DON'’T KNOW IF YOU GOT THE MEMO, 404 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,873 BUT JAKENNA IS DEAD, AND JAKARA IS IN BUSINESS. 405 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,093 I DON'’T WANT TO BORROW THIS. 406 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:07,923 AND I'’M NOT BORROWING JAKE FROM YOU. 407 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,839 - I'’M SORRY. 408 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,319 - I FORGIVE YOU. 409 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,277 NOW I'’M GONNA SPEAK FOR MATTY. 410 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,844 AFTER WATCHING HIM WATCHING YOU, 411 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,759 MY TAKE IS THAT HE'’S JAKE-ELOUS. 412 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,630 NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT MATTY'’S FEELING INSECURE 413 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,197 BECAUSE YOU TOLD JAKE ABOUT THE MAYBE BABY 414 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,112 BEFORE YOU TOLD HIM. - HOW CAN YOU TELL? 415 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,114 - '’CAUSE I'’M A COMMUNICATOR AND A LITTLE BIT PSYCHIC. 416 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,724 IT'’S TIME YOU STOPPED WORRYING ABOUT MATTY HURTING YOU. 417 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,335 YOU'’RE HURTING HIM. 418 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,510 - NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH JAKE. 419 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,164 - '’CAUSE JAKE WAS THE GIRL. 420 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,252 IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE'’RE BOTH GIRLS. 421 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,514 THAT'’S WHY IT WORKS. 422 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,994 [knocking] 423 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,606 - I KNOW WHY YOU'’RE UPSET. 424 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,000 AND I'’M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO CATCH ON. 425 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,132 IT WAS SO NOT COOL. 426 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,960 I'’M A JERK. 427 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,572 AND I'’M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 428 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:52,620 - OKAY. - YOU FORGIVE ME? 429 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,365 - I'’M GONNA GO...NOW. 430 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,675 - DO YOU STILL NEED ME TO TALK BLOCK? 431 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,677 - IF TAMARA AND JAKE WERE THE POSTER COUPLE 432 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,202 FOR TALKING IT OUT, I NEEDED TO GIVE MATTY 433 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,030 A CHANCE TO OPEN HIS MOUTH TOO. 434 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:16,165 HOPING AGAINST HOPE IT WOULD END UP ON MINE. 435 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,558 - I KNOW YOU'’RE NOT FINE. 436 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,777 - YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN IN MY ASS. 437 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,040 - THAT PAIN ISN'’T GOING AWAY TILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'’S UP. 438 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,304 - MY PARENTS ARE GONE. - ON VACATION? 439 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,783 - FROM ME. 440 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,785 MY MOM'’S IN REHAB FOR EXHAUSTION, 441 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,483 AND DEAR OLD DAD FLED THE COUNTRY 442 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,701 '’CAUSE OF THE MONEY SITCH. 443 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,660 - WAIT, SO YOU'’RE ALL ALONE? 444 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,140 - CONSUELA'’S HERE, BUT SHE'’S IN THE DOGHOUSE. 445 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,315 - WHY, WHAT'’D SHE DO? 446 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,056 - NOTHING. SHE'’S CLEANING IT. 447 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,015 MATTY, NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND ME. 448 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,062 AT SCHOOL, EVERYONE HATES ME. 449 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,413 AND AT HOME, NO ONE CARES IF I'’M ALIVE OR DEAD. 450 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:49,938 I MAY AS WELL BE RICKY. 451 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,940 I'’M SCARED. 452 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,333 - YOU'’RE NOT THINKING OF HURTING YOURSELF, ARE YOU? 453 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,162 - NO, DUMBASS. I STILL LOVE MYSELF. 454 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,947 BUT I DO WANT TO THROW UP. 455 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,079 - PROMISE ME YOU WON'’T, OR I'’LL COME OVER THERE 456 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,515 AND KICK YOUR ASS. 457 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,082 - PLEASE, I COULD TOTALLY TAKE YOU. 458 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,735 - I'’M SERIOUS, SADIE. SWEAR YOU WON'’T. 459 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,215 - I SWEAR, OKAY? 460 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,216 - THIS FAMILY STUFF SUCKS. 461 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,175 YOU KNOW I'’VE BEEN THERE. 462 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,785 BUT YOU'’RE STRONG. YOU'’RE GONNA BE OKAY. 463 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,875 - I AM? - DEFINITELY. 464 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,877 AND THERE'’S NO WAY IN HELL YOU COULD TAKE ME. 465 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,922 - WHY DON'’T YOU COME OVER HERE AND PROVE IT? 466 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,881 - I WOULD SWING BY, 467 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:24,015 BUT I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH JENNA. 468 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,627 - SO HAVE IT. 469 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,896 - I GOTTA GO. 470 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,245 - I KNOW YOU'’VE BEEN WANTING TO HAVE THIS TALK ALL DAY, 471 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,942 AND I'’M SORRY I'’VE BEEN AVOIDING IT. 472 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,509 BUT IF THIS IS GONNA BE THE TALK WHERE YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, 473 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,032 THEN WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS TALK 474 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,121 BECAUSE I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU FIRST. 475 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,209 SO THERE. TALK OVER. 476 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,167 - THAT'’S NOT THIS TALK. 477 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:49,737 - GOOD. 478 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,608 WHAT'’S GOING ON? 479 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,350 - LAST WEEK YOU DIDN'’T WANT ME TO TOUCH YOU, 480 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:58,789 AND THEN TODAY YOU WANTED TO DO IT IN THE SANCTUARY. 481 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,836 - ARE YOU UPSET THAT I DIDN'’T TELL YOU 482 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,577 ABOUT THE PREGNANCY SITCH? 483 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,275 - NO, I'’M UPSET THAT YOU TOLD JAKE BEFORE ME. 484 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:10,627 AND THAT WE DON'’T HAVE THAT THING YOU AND JAKE HAD. 485 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,194 HAVE. - WHAT THING? 486 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,935 A FRIENDSHIP? - I GUESS, YEAH. 487 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,502 WHY CAN'’T WE HAVE THAT? 488 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,156 WHY CAN'’T I BE THAT FOR YOU? - BE WHAT? 489 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,287 - THE GUY YOU DON'’T HAVE TO SLEEP WITH 490 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,767 TO BE CONNECTED TO, JENNA. 491 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:24,250 THE GUY YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING TO. 492 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,339 - I'’M SORRY I TOLD JAKE. 493 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,429 HE WAS JUST THERE, AND IT CAME OUT. 494 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,082 - THAT IS EXACTLY THE POINT. 495 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,041 IT'’S ALWAYS SO EASY WITH JAKE. 496 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,652 WHY IS IT NOT EASY WITH ME? 497 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:44,661 - I GUESS I'’M JUST ALWAYS AFRAID 498 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,142 THE MINUTE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS, YOU'’RE GONNA RUN AWAY. 499 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,752 - WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 500 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,406 - BECAUSE YOU WERE EMBARRASSED OF ME. 501 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,103 - WHEN? 502 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,931 - AFTER WE FIRST HAD SEX. 503 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,411 WE NEVER TALKED. 504 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,891 WE JUST HOOKED UP. 505 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,109 AND THEN WHEN WE DID TALK, 506 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,982 IT WAS ONLY IN PRIVATE. 507 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:06,814 I'’D CALL THAT EMBARRASSMENT, WOULDN'’T YOU? 508 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,251 - NO. 509 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,167 I WAS NEVER EMBARRASSED OF YOU. 510 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,910 - ♪ FORGET TO WRITE THIS DOWN 511 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,565 ♪ 512 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,567 - SO HOW DO WE FIX THIS? 513 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,482 HOW DO WE-- I DON'’T KNOW. 514 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:27,095 TALK AND-- 515 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,923 - WE ALREADY HAVE. 516 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:32,231 ♪ 517 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:36,757 - ♪ WOULD YOU STAY WITH US TONIGHT? ♪ 518 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:41,022 ♪ 519 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:44,504 ♪ WOULD YOU 520 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,245 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 521 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,594 HEY, SO MY DAD CALLED YOUR PARENTS AND TOLD THEM 522 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,465 WE'’RE HAVING SEX. GOTTA GO, BYE. 523 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:53,252 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO MR. AND MRS. HAMILTON? 524 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,818 - EVERYONE'’S TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR PARENTS ARE BROKE. 525 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,690 - I WAS TOTALLY READY TO DO IT WITH YOU, 526 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,126 BUT I WAS WAITING ON SOMETHING. 527 00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,258 RIGHT NOW, I AM TOO EXCITED TO WAIT. 528 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,389 - WHAT? 529 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,739 - I'’M READY, OKAY? - OKAY. 39017

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