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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,612 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:05,788 - I WAS WRAPPED UP IN MY COCOON... 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:06,919 MY COCOON OF MATTY. 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,834 - JACQUES! 5 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,836 - JAKE AND I DTR'’ED LAST NIGHT! 6 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,403 - RICKY IS DEAD TO ME. 7 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:21,238 - RICKY SCHWARTZ ES MUERTO. 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,892 - ♪ TO ALL THE GIRLS I'’VE LOVED BEFORE... ♪ 9 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:25,503 - DEATH. IT WAS AN INEVITABLE PART OF LIFE. 10 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,723 AND WHILE IT WAS A FATE THAT AWAITED US ALL, 11 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,942 THE UNEXPECTED DEATH OF RICKY SCHWARTZ 12 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,771 WAS A SHOCK TO EVERYONE'’S SYSTEM. 13 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:36,514 NOT TO MENTION, FOR A RITUAL CALLED "SITTING SHIVA," 14 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,212 WE HAD BEEN DOING A LOT OF STANDING. 15 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,778 UNFORTUNATELY, SOME PEEPS COULDN'’T HELP 16 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,432 BUT LOCK THEIR KNEES, 17 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:44,957 '’CAUSE EVERYONE PROCESSED LOSS IN THEIR OWN WAY. 18 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:48,004 FOR SOME, SORROW WAS EXTERNALIZED OPENLY. 19 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,050 WHILE OTHERS, SURPRISINGLY... 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,703 KEPT IT MORE IN CHECK. 21 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:52,965 - I'’M GOOD, THANKS. 22 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:53,966 - THERE WAS NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY 23 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,143 TO REACT TO A DEATH. 24 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,406 GRIEVING WAS PERSONAL. 25 00:00:58,406 --> 00:00:59,929 - RICKY WOULD'’VE BEEN TRULY WARMED 26 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,844 BY THE LOVE YOU ALL BRING TO THIS ROOM TODAY. 27 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,498 WHILE HE WAS AN INCREDIBLY MODEST 28 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:06,196 AND HUMBLE YOUNG MAN AND A GIFTED MUSICIAN, 29 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,893 WHAT MANY OF YOU DIDN'’T KNOW 30 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:10,548 WAS THAT HIS REAL PASSION AND LOVE WAS FOR PAINTING. 31 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,421 HIS FAVORITE PIECE, A COLORFUL SELF-PORTRAIT 32 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:19,035 OF WHAT HE SAID PERSONIFIED HIS INNER SELF. 33 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,298 TO ME, IT'’S THE PERFECT REFLECTION 34 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:24,432 OF HIS SENSE OF FUN AND HUMOR. 35 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,390 - OR HIS DESIRE TO BE A PIMP. 36 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,740 - NOW, PLEASE, JOIN US IN CELEBRATING RICKY'’S LIFE 37 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,917 WITH A VIEWING OF HIS ARTWORK AND A SMORGASBORD. 38 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:36,096 - BAGELS, LATKE, COTTON CANDY? 39 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,576 - I'’M NOT HUNGRY. 40 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,665 - TAMARA'’S BEEN TOTALLY UNCOMMUNICATIVE LATELY WHICH, 41 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:43,451 AS YOU KNOW, IS... both: NOT NORMAL. 42 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,061 - WHAT SHOULD I DO? - NOTHING. 43 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,497 SHE'’S PROCESSING, 44 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:49,935 AND PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO WORK SOME THINGS OUT. 45 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,763 LIKE RICKY. 46 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,635 APPARENTLY HE WAS WORKING SOMETHING OUT TOO. 47 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,202 - MORE LIKE RUBBING IT OUT. 48 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,768 WHAT'’S WITH THE LATENT FIXATION ON BOOBS? 49 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,423 - IT'’S NOT LATENT, IT'’S BLATANT. 50 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,164 RICKY'’S OBSESSION FOR BREASTS 51 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:04,124 WAS APPARENTLY HOMEGROWN. 52 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,777 - I DIDN'’T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE 53 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,649 TO DIE OF AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO PEANUTS. 54 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,738 DID YOU KNOW HE WAS ALLERGIC? ME NEITHER. 55 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,609 HOW COULD HE PROTECTED IF HE DIDN'’T TELL ANYONE? 56 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,525 - HOW'’S SADIE? - PREGNANT... 57 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:18,050 WITH RICKY'’S LOVE CHILD. - SHE'’S NOT PREGNANT. 58 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,705 - DID SHE ABORT THAT MISSION? - NO! SHE WAS NEVER PREGNANT. 59 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,011 SHE'’S DEPRESSED, 60 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,882 AND NOW THINGS HAVE ONLY GOTTEN WORSE. 61 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,884 WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY SHE COULDN'’T HANDLE IT TODAY. 62 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,148 SO HAVE A HEART. RICKY IS DEAD! 63 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,369 - GEFILTE FISH. 64 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,675 MY PEOPLE SAY IT'’S GOOD LUCK IF YOU EAT IT. 65 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:36,156 IT CAN PROTECT YOU FROM YOUR DARK SIDE. 66 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,419 IF YOU WANT PROTECTION. 67 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:40,334 OH, YOU FORGOT TO TEAR YOUR SHIRT. 68 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,208 KRIAH. IT'’S TRADITION. 69 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,602 [eerie atmospheric music] 70 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,691 - HEY, DO YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING CREEPY? 71 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,040 - CREEPIER THAN HAVING MY SHIRT ASSAULTED? 72 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,433 - IT'’S TRADITION. 73 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,304 SO GET THIS, RICKY'’S GRANDMA 74 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:57,046 JUST TOLD ME THAT RICKY WAS BREAST-FED TILL HE WAS EIGHT. 75 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,047 - [choking] 76 00:02:58,047 --> 00:02:59,918 ARE YOU [bleep]ING ME? 77 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,920 IT'’S INSANE HOW MUCH WE DIDN'’T KNOW ABOUT THAT KID. 78 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,358 - IT WASN'’T INSANE. IT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE. 79 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,924 THERE WERE A LOT OF THINGS 80 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,883 WE DIDN'’T KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE AROUND US, 81 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,407 INCLUDING THE THINGS MATTY DIDN'’T KNOW ABOUT ME. 82 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:13,193 '’CAUSE MATTY STILL DIDN'’T KNOW ABOUT MY PREGNANCY SCARE, 83 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,586 AND HOPEFULLY HE NEVER WOULD. 84 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,459 - GIRLS, DON'’T BE ANGRY OR UPSET. 85 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,548 RICKY'’S DEATH WAS AN ACCIDENT. 86 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:23,464 - BUT MY ALMOST SOCIAL-DEATH BY PREGNANCY WASN'’T. 87 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,596 AND TO ENSURE IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN, 88 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:29,383 I NEEDED TO INGEST SOME GOOD LUCK... 89 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,866 AND MATURITY. 90 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:38,348 IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND... 91 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,394 - ANY LAST WORDS FOR RICKY? 92 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,877 - RESPONSIBILITY WAS A PROCESS. 93 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,531 [keys clacking] 94 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,664 [bang] 95 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,753 [school bell rings] 96 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,363 IT HAD BEEN FOUR DAYS 97 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,191 SINCE THE NEWS OF RICKY'’S DEATH BY PEANUT 98 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,062 HAD HIT THE HALLS OF PALOS HILLS. 99 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,803 AND BY THE LOOK OF IT, 100 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:02,198 NO ONE WAS READY TO MOVE ON ANYTIME SOON. 101 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:05,070 - STEP AWAY FROM THE LOCKERS. 102 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,028 NOT YOU, THE FELLAS. 103 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:08,030 ARE YOU HEARTLESS? 104 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,292 HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT. 105 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,381 - BUT I CAN'’T GET TO MY BOOKS. 106 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,730 - YOU EVER THINK OF HOW HARD IT IS 107 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,079 FOR RICKY TO GET TO THEM? 108 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:15,559 YOUR BUDDY IS DEAD. 109 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,126 AND YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE CHALLENGES 110 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,954 HE NOW FACES AS A GHOST. 111 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,216 JUST IMAGINE. 112 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,740 HIS LITTLE VAPOR ARMS, 113 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,307 THE ONES THAT CAN NEVER HOLD A BOOK AGAIN 114 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,091 OR EVER JOSTLE OPEN A LOCKER. 115 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:29,007 THINK ABOUT THAT. 116 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:32,402 OH, MY GIRL. 117 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,143 HOW ARE YOU HANGING IN THERE? 118 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,319 - I'’M FINE. - JUST FINE? 119 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,365 IS THAT ANY WAY TO BE AFTER A LOVER DIES? 120 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,149 - RICKY WASN'’T MY LOVER. 121 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,846 - BUT I HEARD HE GOT AROUND. 122 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,979 AND WELL, SINCE WE KNOW YOU DO, I JUST FIGURED-- 123 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:46,024 - YOU FIGURED WRONG. 124 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:48,940 - WHAT IS THIS? 125 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,507 - IT'’S FOR A VIGIL. TONIGHT. 126 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,422 WE'’RE GONNA PAY TRIBUTE TO RICKY. 127 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,816 [whispering] OR CONVERSE WITH THE DEVIL. 128 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,862 EITHER WAY, IT SHOULD BE FUN. - VIGIL? I LOVE IT. 129 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,429 WHERE I COME FROM, A VIGIL USUALLY MEANS 130 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,170 SOMEONE'’S BURNING THE BODY AND GRILLING SOME RIBS. 131 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,041 - WHERE YOU FROM? 132 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,870 - MISSOURI. - HUH. COOL. 133 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,395 MAYBE THAT'’S WHERE I'’LL GO TO COLLEGE. 134 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:11,528 - FOR TEENAGERS, DEATH TOOK ON DIFFERENT MEANINGS. 135 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,313 FOR SOME, IT WAS A REASON TO PARTY. 136 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,446 FOR OTHERS... 137 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:19,231 IT WAS A CALLING TO COMMIT TO A HIGHER POWER. 138 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:23,061 AND FOR THE REST OF US, IT WAS A TIME TO REFLECT. 139 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,672 BUT REFLECTION POST-DEATH 140 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,848 TOOK ON ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES. 141 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,850 AND FOR MATTY, IT MEANT FITTING HIS SQUARE PEG 142 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,504 INTO MY ROUND HOLE. 143 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,158 - OH, HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE. 144 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:34,812 - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 145 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,727 I JUST WANNA BE AS CLOSE AS TWO PEOPLE CAN POSSIBLY BE. 146 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,599 LET'’S DO IT HERE, NOW. 147 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:41,558 YEAH! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, RIGHT? 148 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:42,733 - OH! - YEP! 149 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,083 - AS SUSPECTED, MATTY WAS YOLO-ING. 150 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:48,086 AND WHILE I WANTED TO CELEBRATE THAT I WASN'’T 16 AND PREGNANT, 151 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:51,655 JUST BEING 16 MEANT I COULD STILL GET PREGNANT. 152 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:54,179 I WASN'’T READY TO RISK LOADING A BABY ON BOARD. 153 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:57,400 YOU KNOW WHAT'’LL MAKE US FEEL MORE ALIVE THAN HAVING SEX? 154 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,969 SKIPPING...BACKWARD! WHAT. 155 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,754 BUT I COULDN'’T SKIP OUT ON THE SEX FOREVER. 156 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,278 - HEY! 157 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,369 - MOM, I KNOW I'’M WHISPERING, BUT I'’M TRYING TO BE DISCREET. 158 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,328 CAN YOU TAKE ME TO SEE THE, UH... 159 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,679 LADY DOCTOR? 160 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:19,596 SOON. LIKE...TODAY. 161 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,337 [playing Taps] 162 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:25,080 - THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. 163 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,212 THANK YOU. 164 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,258 BUT YOU CAN STUFF THIS UP YOUR ASS. 165 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,260 I'’M NOT IN MOURNING, 166 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,524 AND WHAT THE HELL WOULD A [bleep] PENGUIN DO IF I WAS? 167 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,744 [screams] 168 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,485 - ARE YOU GOING TO THE VIGIL FOR RICKY TONIGHT? 169 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,530 - NO! - BECAUSE IT'’S TOO HARD FOR YOU? 170 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,966 - NO, BECAUSE I DON'’T WANNA PARTICIPATE 171 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,620 IN SOME STUPID CHARADE. 172 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,926 JESUS. 173 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,623 WHY THE HELL ARE YOUCRYING? 174 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,364 - BECAUSE I CAN SEE HOW MUCH PAIN YOU'’RE IN. 175 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,845 - THE ONLY THING PAINED ON ME ARE MY CUTICLES, 176 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,977 BECAUSE I CAN'’T AFFORD MY WEEKLY MANICURES ANYMORE, 177 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,240 AND CONSUELA DOESN'’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP CUTTING. 178 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,896 AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU START CARING SO MUCH ABOUT RICKY? 179 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,072 YOU BARELY KNEW HIM. - THAT'’S NOT TRUE. 180 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,683 I SAW HIM ALMOST EVERY DAY 181 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,685 WHEN HE CAME IN TO GET FRO YO FOR YOU OVER THE SUMMER. 182 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:07,905 RICKY LOVED YOU MORE THAN HE LOVED HIMSELF. 183 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,820 - LIKE I SAID, YOU-- 184 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,343 - BARELY KNEW HIM. 185 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,475 - THAT DOESN'’T MEAN WE DON'’T FEEL BAD. 186 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,172 - IT'’S NOT THE SAME, JENNA. 187 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:17,306 PEOPLE ARE USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO OUT-MOURN EACH OTHER. 188 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,916 LIKE STEPHANIE LOPEZ. 189 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,701 SHE HANDED OUT COOKIES IN HOMEROOM FOR CONSOLATION. 190 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,398 - THAT SOUNDS NICE. 191 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:25,445 - THEY WERE PEANUT BUTTER! HOW MESSED UP IS THAT? 192 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,056 SHE CLEARLY DIDN'’T KNOW HIM, AND SHE STILL DOESN'’T. 193 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,840 EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO STEP OFF THEIR SAD BUS 194 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,276 WHILE SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY MOURNING. 195 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:32,843 - OH, HEY, HEY, HEY. 196 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,671 LET ME GET YOU SOME FRENCH FRIES. 197 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:35,629 FRIES! THEY'’RE A CURE-ALL, 198 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,152 LIKE A JENNA LIP-DIP. 199 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:39,284 HEY-OH! 200 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:42,113 AHH. 201 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,725 - MATTY'’S YOLO-ING. HE'’S BEEN ALL OVER ME. 202 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,727 APPARENTLY DEATH HAS GIVEN HIM A NEW LEASE ON LIFE. 203 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,729 - HE'’S SO DISGUSTINGLY INSENSITIVE. 204 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,426 - HEY, BABE! HEY. 205 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,819 SO I JUST HEARD FROM WHITEY 206 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,342 WHO TOLD LUCAS THAT FIFTH AND SIXTH PERIOD 207 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:54,865 AREN'’T MANDATORY TODAY. 208 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,432 YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU'’RE HAVING A HARD TIME. 209 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,260 WHICH I'’M JUST GONNA SAY THAT I AM. 210 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,653 SO... [taps table] 211 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,263 WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHERE ARE WE GOING? 212 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:04,222 - TO HELL, YOU EXPLOITATIVE PIECE OF [bleep]. 213 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,528 YOU'’RE GONNA SKIP CLASS AND GO TO THE BEACH? 214 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,356 - OR THE MOVIES. - [gasps] 215 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,792 - WHAT--HEY, HEY. 216 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,228 I'’M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU HATED RICKY. 217 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,143 - YOU KNOW NOTHING, AND YOU TOTALLY DON'’T KNOW ME. 218 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,319 IT'’S OVER! - WHAT-- 219 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,539 WHAT WAS THAT? - MOURN-MONES. 220 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,280 HER WORDS, NOT MINE. 221 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,760 JUST LET HER SETTLE DOWN. 222 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,371 AND REMEMBER, EVERYONE GRIEVES...DIFFERENTLY. 223 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,286 - WELL, CAN YOU GO SEE IF SHE REALLY JUST DUMPED ME? 224 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,461 - DO I HAVE TO? SHE HAD CRAZY EYES. 225 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:28,116 - PLEASE. 226 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,074 - [groans] 227 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,467 - I THINK TAMARA JUST TRASHED MY ASS. 228 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,164 - NEED A HUG? - NO. 229 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,210 - THEN GO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. 230 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,820 - REALLY? 231 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,474 AREN'’T YOU THE GUY WHO SAID THE "L" WORD 232 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,650 IS THE CARROT YOU DANGLE TO GET SEX? 233 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:41,695 - NO, NO. NOT ANYMORE, MAN. 234 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,174 UNDANGLE THAT CARROT. 235 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,525 LIFE IS JUST TOO SHORT. - ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 236 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,569 - YES, I AM. YOU KNOW WHY? 237 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,658 BECAUSE I'’M ALIVE. 238 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:52,444 AND I [bleep]ING LOVE YOU. 239 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,229 - [whimpering] 240 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,144 - WHAT'’S WRONG? 241 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,233 - I KILLED HIM! - I KNOW, I SAW HIS FACE. 242 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,364 HE WAS CRUSHED. 243 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,541 - NO, NOT JAKE. RICKY. 244 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,717 I KILLED RICKY SCHWARTZ. 245 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,594 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU "KILLED RICKY?" 246 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,030 - AS IN I STOPPED, DROPPED, AND ROLLED HIM INTO THE GRAVE. 247 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,684 I KNOW EVERYBODY SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, 248 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,990 BUT I KNOW IT WASN'’T. 249 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,469 IT WAS MY FAULT. - I DON'’T UNDERSTAND. 250 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,385 HOW DID YOU-- - WITH THIS! 251 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,736 AND WITH THESE. 252 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:23,998 I OOODOO-VOODOOED HIM. 253 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,869 IT'’S NOT FUNNY! 254 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,611 I BOUGHT OVER 200 ANCIENT WICCAN SPELLS. 255 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,353 - YOU BOUGHT SPELLS? WHERE? - ON THE INTERNET. 256 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,660 AT FIRST, I JUST WANTED TO DISFIGURE RICKY, 257 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,965 OR MAKE HIS THYROID STOP WORKING 258 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,793 SO HE'’D GET REALLY [growls] FAT. 259 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,622 BUT THEN, WHEN I SAW HIM AT THE BLACK HEARTS PARTY WITH SADIE, 260 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:43,321 I SORTA KINDA CAST A SPELL THAT WOULD MAKE HIM WANNA DIE. 261 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,409 JENNA! 262 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,237 I MIGHT BE A WITCH. 263 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,674 - DROP THE "W" AND REPLACE IT WITH A "B," 264 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,589 WHICH IS JUST A FLEETING TITLE, 265 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,373 BECAUSE YOU ARE A TOTAL SWEETHEART. 266 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,680 TRUST ME, WHAT YOU'’RE FEELING IS JUST GRIEF GUILT. 267 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,159 AND I GET IT. 268 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,596 BUT RICKY'’S DEATH WAS NOT YOUR FAULT. 269 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,598 YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. - REALLY? 270 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,861 - REALLY. - SO I'’M NOT GONNA ROT IN HELL? 271 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,427 - UNLIKELY. - BUT POSSIBLE? 272 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,690 - NO, NO. 273 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,387 - OKAY. THANK YOU. 274 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,562 I NEEDED THAT. 275 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,259 NOW IF YOU'’LL EXCUSE ME, 276 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:11,611 I'’M STILL AT DEFCON ONE, AND I NEED TO WALK IT OFF. 277 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,570 - AS TAMARA WALKED OFF HER FEELINGS OF GUILT, 278 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,050 MINE WERE LEFT UNCHECKED. 279 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,529 WAS I BEING TOO HARD ON MYSELF 280 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,749 TO BEAR THE FULL BRUNT OF RESPONSIBILITY 281 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,577 FOR MY CLOSE CALL WITH PARENTHOOD? 282 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,058 MAYBE I NEEDED SOME CONSOLING FOR MYSELF. 283 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:27,104 VAL'’S OFFICE HOURS WERE AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH. 284 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,541 EVERY KID WANTED TO SHARE THEIR ANXIETY 285 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:33,458 AND/OR USE RICKY'’S DEATH AS AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF P.E. 286 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,983 EITHER WAY, IT WAS AN ANNOYING MISUSE OF THE SYSTEM, 287 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:39,247 BECAUSE I WAS RELEGATED TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. 288 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,162 - IT'’S GONNA BE OKAY. 289 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:44,644 NO ONE EVER DIED GETTING TOUCHED BY THEIR UNCLE. 290 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,471 MY GIRL! [whispering] GET UP HERE. 291 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,430 HEY, HEY, HEY. HOLD UP. 292 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,692 DON'’T BE HATERS. 293 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,085 JENNA HAD A RESERVATION. 294 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:54,566 YEAH, I KNOW THERE'’S A LIST, SCOTT. 295 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,003 BUT SHE USED INVISIBLE INK. 296 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,048 IT'’S HOW I MAINTAIN CONFIDENTIALITY. 297 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,484 BELIEVE ME, YOU'’LL APPRECIATE IT 298 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,009 WHEN YOU NEED TO GO BLACK OPS ONE DAY TOO. 299 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,793 HOW YOU HANGING IN THERE? 300 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,142 IS RICKY'’S DEATH BRINGING UP 301 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,796 SOME INTENSE STUFF FOR YOU? 302 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,363 - ACTUALLY, IN A WEIRD WAY, IT IS. 303 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,626 - ARE YOU BEING SAFE? - FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 304 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,846 THAT'’S SORT OF WHY I'’M HERE. 305 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,064 - CAN YOU HOLD UP YOUR ARMS? 306 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,937 - OH, OKAY. WHY? 307 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,547 - I JUST WANT '’EM TO STAY WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, 308 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,810 SO WE DON'’T HAVE ANY MORE...ACCIDENTS. 309 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,246 - ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT RICKY'’S DEATH 310 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,421 WASN'’T AN ACCIDENT? 311 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,380 - I'’M NOT SUGGESTING ANYTHING. 312 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:28,122 I-I JUST DON'’T WANT ANY MORE BLOOD SPILLED ON MY WATCH. 313 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,514 OR CARPET. 314 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,212 ESPECIALLY SINCE IT JUST GOT STEAM CLEANED, 315 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,735 WHICH TOOK MONTHS TO GET APPROVED. 316 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,781 [scoffs] DISTRICT BUDGETS ARE RETARDED. 317 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,826 ANYWHO, SO BREAK IT DOWN. 318 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:39,655 OR BREAK DOWN. YOU CAN CRY IN HERE. 319 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,352 - I DON'’T REALLY WANNA CRY. 320 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:45,226 I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW I'’VE BEEN BLAMING MYSELF 321 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,749 FOR A LITTLE SEXUAL INDISCRETION. 322 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,925 - WITH RICKY? - NO! 323 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,361 I WASN'’T INVOLVED WITH RICKY, 324 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,363 EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE SUPER DRUNK AND DRUGGED MOMENT 325 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,756 WE HAD AT A PARTY. 326 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,802 - WERE YOU GUYS FREE BASING? 327 00:11:55,802 --> 00:12:00,241 - NO! THAT STORY ISN'’T REALLY RELEVANT TO WHY I'’M HERE. 328 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,851 I WANNA TALK ABOUT MATTY AND ME. 329 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,549 - OKAY, BUT WHERE DOES RICKY FIT INTO THIS EQUATION? 330 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,334 - HE DOESN'’T. 331 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,901 - THEN WHY ARE YOU IN MY OFFICE? 332 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,467 [scoffs] 333 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,034 THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING OUTSIDE 334 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,644 TO TALK ABOUT A DEAD PERSON, 335 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,343 AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT YOURSELF? 336 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,084 SHAME ON YOU, JENNA. 337 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,129 SHAME...ON...YOU. 338 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:26,571 KIDS, I'’M MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 339 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:30,532 I AM DOWNGRADING MYSELF FROM VP... 340 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,012 TO GC. 341 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,883 WHAT THIS TRAGEDY HAS PROVED 342 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:37,887 IS THAT YOU ALL NEED ME TO BE MORE SELFLESS FOR ALL OF YOU. 343 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,717 WHOEVER BUYS ME A CANDY BAR CAN GO NEXT. 344 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,894 SEE, JENNA, NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT YOU. 345 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,114 - VAL MADE A GOOD POINT. 346 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,290 NOT EVERYTHING WAS ABOUT ME. - YEAH, YOU, LET'’S GO. 347 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,987 - IT TOOK TWO TO TANGO, 348 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,511 AND IT WAS TIME TO RATIONALLY EXPLAIN THAT TO MATTY. 349 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,904 YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO HORNY. 350 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,471 I AM NOT JUST SOME LADY OF THE AFTERNOON, 351 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,994 AND I AM MORE THAN JUST 352 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,126 YOUR PERSONAL JOLLY JUICE RECEPTACLE, MATTY. 353 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,518 - I KNOW. 354 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,737 - AND I DON'’T WANNA START THINKING 355 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,521 ABOUT BEING AN ADULT RIGHT NOW, 356 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,479 OR DEALING WITH MY OWN ISSUES OF LIFE AND DEATH. 357 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,307 FOLLOWING? - SORT OF. 358 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,656 - GOOD, BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THIS FOR ME 359 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,789 AND NOT JUST MY...FUNHOUSE. 360 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,053 [car horn honks] 361 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,968 I HAVE TO GO. 362 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,534 BUT BEFORE THE VIGIL TONIGHT, 363 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:21,496 YOU NEED TO RUMINATE ON THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS. 364 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,193 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE GIRLS? 365 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,895 - HONEY, IT'’S OKAY. 366 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,331 NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 367 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,549 YOU GET ON THAT TABLE, 368 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,116 YOU PUT YOUR LEGS IN THE STIRRUPS, 369 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,727 AND ONCE THEY CRANK YOU OPEN, 370 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,468 THE SWABBING HAPPENS LICKETY-SPLIT. 371 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,948 - WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SWAB? - YOUR CERVIX. 372 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,646 IT'’S STANDARD, UNCOMFORTABLE. 373 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,952 BUT YOU ONLY HAVE TO DO IT ONCE A YEAR. 374 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,649 - EVERY YEAR? - MM-HMM. 375 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,129 - THEY CAN'’T JUST GIVE ME THE PILL? 376 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,131 - MM-MM. - MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. 377 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,306 I'’LL JUST TELL MATTY ABOUT THE SCARE, 378 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,612 AND WE CAN BE EXTRA CAREFUL. 379 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,874 - NO, NO. NO. 380 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,093 YOU CAN'’T TELL HIM. 381 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,485 HE'’S 16 AND A BOY. 382 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,705 HE CAN'’T DEAL WITH THAT INFO. 383 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,489 - BUT WHY SHOULD I BE THE ONE TO BEAR ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY? 384 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,230 - BECAUSE YOU'’RE A GIRL. - SO? 385 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,233 - IT'’S OUR BURDEN AS GIRLS TO BE THE VIGILANT ONES, 386 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,019 BECAUSE IT'’S OUR BODIES THAT BEAR THE FRUITS OF LABOR. 387 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021 - I KNOW, BUT-- - BUT NOTHING. 388 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,805 IF YOU WANNA HAVE SEX, 389 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,720 THEN YOU, AS THE GIRL, 390 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,331 HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE RISK AND PRECAUTIONS. 391 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:17,944 THE SAFETY CHECKS ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE. 392 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,642 AND IT DOESN'’T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING YOUNG 393 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,600 OR LOVING MATTY. 394 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,125 IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DESTINY 395 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,691 AND YOUR BODY, 396 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,911 BECAUSE... 397 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,739 BOYS DON'’T GET PREGNANT. 398 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,741 GIRLS DO. 399 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,396 ALWAYS PROTECT YOURSELF. 400 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,050 - IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR. 401 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,574 I DIDN'’T NEED TO BLAME MATTY OR MYSELF. 402 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,228 I JUST NEEDED TO TAKE ACTION. 403 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,665 SOMETIMES MY MOTHER WAS ASTOUNDING 404 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:48,191 AND COULD SURPRISE ME WITH WISDOM. 405 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,671 THAT SHE'’D READ OFF A WALL. 406 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,674 [rock music] 407 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:57,548 - THANKS. 408 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,028 - I'’M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING. - WHY? 409 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,335 - BECAUSE I'’M WORRIED THAT NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, 410 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,727 IT'’S THE WRONG THING. 411 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,468 - I'’M SORRY. 412 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,253 I'’VE JUST BEEN GOING THROUGH ALL THESE WEIRD EMOTIONS. 413 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,733 AND FREAKING OUT ABOUT-- - US? 414 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,910 - MAYBE. YEAH. 415 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,259 - WELL... 416 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,261 YOU DON'’T HAVE TO. 417 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,785 BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS THING 418 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,308 IS NOT JUST SEX. 419 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,702 AND TO PROVE IT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 420 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,270 CLOSE YOUR EYES. - DOESN'’T THAT DEFEAT THE POINT? 421 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,967 - JUST KEEP '’EM CLOSED. 422 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,361 [zipper rasps] - OH! HEY! 423 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,493 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - [bleep] 424 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,060 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WASN'’T ABOUT SEX. 425 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,453 - NO, NO, NO, NO! IT'’S NOT. 426 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,541 HOLD ON. 427 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,499 LOOK! 428 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,110 HEH? 429 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,763 - YOU GOT A TATTOO? - YEAH. 430 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:42,202 AND I HAD THEM FACE IT TOWARDS ME SO I CAN LOOK AT IT. 431 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,726 - THAT IS SO WEIRD. - AWESOME. 432 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,641 - [laughs] 433 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:50,210 - OKAY. YEAH, MAYBE IT'’S A LITTLE IMPULSIVE 434 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,690 AND INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. 435 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,866 - MATTY WAS PROVING HIS AFFECTION 436 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,694 IN THE MOST PERMANENT WAY POSSIBLE. 437 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,739 I LOVE IT. 438 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:02,787 AND YOU. 439 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:06,269 - SO WE'’LL PUT THE BRAKES ON FOR A LITTLE BIT. 440 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,967 - IT DOESN'’T HAVE TO BE TOO LONG. 441 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,666 JUST SEVEN TO TEN DAYS. 442 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,015 - WHAT? 443 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,757 - OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE COMMERCIALS SAY, 444 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,673 "ONE A DAY, KEEPS THE BABY AWAY." 445 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:22,242 - OH. YES. 446 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,461 - SO I REALLY DIDN'’T KNOW RICKY, 447 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,723 BUT I FELT HIM. 448 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,073 THESE ARE HIS ASHES. 449 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,465 HE'’S CHARRED, TOP TO BOTTOM. 450 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,424 I'’M GONNA PASS HIM AROUND. 451 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,861 FEEL FREE TO SNORT A LITTLE OF HIM. 452 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,211 IT WAS EPIC. 453 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,474 THE MIC IS NOW FREE IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO TALK. 454 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,867 ANYONE? 455 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,868 - I WOULD. 456 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,826 [crowd ohs] 457 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:45,656 [eerie music] 458 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:46,875 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 459 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,014 - I... 460 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,189 - THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. 461 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,408 - HATED RICKY SCHWARTZ. 462 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,715 HE WAS A CHEATER AND A LIAR. 463 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,587 AND I WANTED HIM TO DIE. 464 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,589 I PRAYED FOR HIM TO DIE. 465 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,027 AND I THOUGHT ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. 466 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,420 I EVEN ONCE PAID SOMEONE MONEY 467 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,294 TO CAST A SPELL ON HIM SO THAT HE WOULD DIE. 468 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,773 - [mouthing] ME TOO. 469 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,210 - AND I FEEL GUILTY... 470 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,125 THAT I DON'’T FEEL GUILTY. 471 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,389 AND THAT'’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. 472 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,782 - I HATED RICKY SCHWARTZ TOO! 473 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,657 RICKY IS A SCUM-SUCKING PSYCHO, 474 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,877 AND HE MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE FOR THREE YEARS, 475 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,923 TOYING WITH MY HEART. 476 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:35,967 I'’M GLAD HE'’S DEAD, 477 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,882 BECAUSE HE CAN SUCK MY ASS. 478 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,101 - AND MINE TOO! 479 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,799 RICKY AND I HAVE BEEN HOOKING UP 480 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:42,844 SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE. 481 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,759 HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME, 482 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,108 AND THEN HE BETRAYED THAT LOVE 483 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,849 BY HOOKING UP WITH A BUNCH OF HUSSIES. 484 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,199 NO OFFENSE. - NONE TAKEN. 485 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,853 - I HATED HIM! I HATED HIM, I HATED HIM. 486 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,985 [girls screaming] 487 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,466 - HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 488 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,815 [flare whizzes] 489 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,643 [flare pops] 490 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,732 THANK YOU. 491 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,258 COME ON, THIS WAS NOT THE POINT OF TONIGHT'’S VIGIL. 492 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,869 CLEARLY, WE ALL HAVE REASONS TO BE HERE. 493 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,090 FOR STARTERS--AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR A LOT OF GIRLS-- 494 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,830 WE FINALLY HAVE SOLID CLOSURE. 495 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:16,704 CLEARLY RICKY KNEW HOW TO SPREAD THE LOVE. 496 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,228 A LITTLE TOO MUCH, BUT IT WAS LOVE NONE THE LESS. 497 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:23,102 RICKY SCHWARTZ WAS THE FIRST BOY I FELL IN LOVE WITH. 498 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,756 OR AT LEAST THE FIRST BOY I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE WITH. 499 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,541 WHATEVER. 500 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,238 DOESN'’T MATTER, BECAUSE THE POINT IS, 501 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,284 HE SHOWED ME I COULD REALLY LOVE SOMEONE. 502 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,547 AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE THAT LOVE AGAIN. 503 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,680 ONLY BETTER. - HE WAS MY FIRST LOVE TOO! 504 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,813 - ENOUGH. IT'’S NOT A COMPETITION. 505 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,077 - ON THAT NOTE, LET'’S CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF RICKY SCHWARTZ. 506 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,165 - REST IN PEACE, RICKY. 507 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,427 YOU DOUCHE BAG. 508 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,037 all: TO THE DOUCHE BAG! 509 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,169 - ALL RIGHT, LET'’S PARTY! 510 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,824 [all cheering] 511 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,826 [rock and roll music] 512 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,829 - SUDDENLY, THE VIGIL HAD BECOME AN ALL-OUT BACCHANAL. 513 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,266 IT WAS A FREE-FOR-ALL OF SEIZING THE MOMENT. 514 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,355 EVERYONE WAS EMBRACING THEIR YOUTH, 515 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,965 AND CELEBRATING BEING ALIVE. 516 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,576 AND IN THAT MOMENT, 517 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,013 I DIDN'’T FEEL LIKE I HAD TO PLAY IT SAFE 518 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,319 OR BE RESPONSIBLE. 519 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,929 BECAUSE I WASN'’T DRIVING. 520 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,501 - WHOA, HAMILTON, WAY TO GO. 521 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,242 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SLOW DOWN. - WHY? 522 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,157 - [laughs] RIGHT. WHY? 523 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,549 - I'’M NOT PREGNANT. 524 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,464 TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I'’M NOT. 525 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:25,425 AND NOW I'’M GONNA TEAR IT UP. 526 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,517 - YO. 527 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,563 MY MOM HAS BEEN UP MY ASS. I COULDN'’T GET OFF THE PHONE. 528 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,957 SO WHAT'’D I MISS? - NOT MUCH. 529 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,915 JUST SOME CRAZY CHICKS. 530 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:41,223 AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLING ME THAT SHE'’S NOT PREGNANT. 531 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,660 SHE JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS. 532 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,576 ♪ 533 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:55,672 [rock and roll music] 534 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,021 - EXCUSE ME. 535 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,027 UH, I'’M GONNA GO HOME. 536 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,116 CAN YOU GET A RIDE WITH SOMEONE? - WHAT? WHY? 537 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,945 - JUST WANNA HEAD HOME. - COME ON, STAY, IT'’S FUN. 538 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:11,819 - WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL ME YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE PREGNANT? 539 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,516 - I'’M...NOT. 540 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,997 - BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE. 541 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:19,348 - ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS. 542 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,828 DO YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR TRUCK? 543 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:24,962 - UH, YEAH, I DO. ALONE. - PLEASE, TALK TO ME. 544 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,964 - I CAN RESPECT THAT YOU DIDN'’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE. 545 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,010 SO CAN YOU PLEASE RESPECT THAT I DON'’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW? 546 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,446 GOOD NIGHT, JENNA. 547 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:34,711 - ♪ GOOD-BYE, LIKE THE FIRST TIME ♪ 548 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,844 ♪ GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE 549 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,367 ♪ GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE, LIKE THE FIRST TIME ♪ 550 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,417 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 551 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,983 SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY OFF IN MY RELATIONSHIP. 552 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,637 - I'’D SAY IT'’S PRETTY CLEAR-BLUE EASY. 553 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,335 MATTY'’S FREAKED OUT OVER THE PREGNANCY SCARE. 554 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,945 - MATTY DOESN'’T WANT TO GET LAID, HE WANTS TO TALK. 555 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:51,946 I CAN'’T BE ALONE WITH HIM. 556 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,035 - B-F G-F B-F-F. 557 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,819 THE "BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" DOUBLE DATE. 558 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,778 - THAT IS COMPLETELY INSANE AND I AM ALL-IN. 559 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,301 - I WOULD SWING BY, 560 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,520 BUT I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH JENNA. 561 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,956 - SO HAVE IT. 40847

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