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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:06,354 - IN FOUR SHORT MONTHS, I HAD EVOLVED. 2 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:08,312 I'’D GONE FROM "THAT GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF" 3 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,923 TO "THAT GIRL WHO HAD A DATE ON NEW YEAR'’S EVE." 4 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,447 YOU WANT ANOTHER CHANCE? 5 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:13,665 - I WON'’T SCREW UP AGAIN. 6 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:14,753 - I CAME WITH JAKE. 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,539 - BUT YOU CAN STAY WITH ME. 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,410 - I CHOSE JAKE, AND NOW WE CAN'’T BE ALONE 9 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,195 WITHOUT MATTY TAGGING ALONG, TRYING TO TEMPT ME. 10 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,239 THE WHOLE SITUATION IS WEIRD. 11 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,154 - I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 12 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,242 BUT MATTY MIGHT BE TRYING TO HOME WRECK YOU. 13 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,331 - NICE JOB, MCKIBBEN. - WHAT? 14 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,594 - YOU ARE TOTALLY SABOTAGING THEM. 15 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,379 - RICKY'’S THE MISSED CONNECTION! 16 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,815 - HE'’S HER WHAT? 17 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,643 [door squeaks] 18 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:36,384 - RICKY? 19 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,690 - RICKY! 20 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,475 - YOU REALLY ARE THE FOOL. 21 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:42,607 ASK MATTY--HE HAD A PIECE OF YOUR HAMILTON PIE 22 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,348 LONG BEFORE YOU DID. 23 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,611 - OKAY, MCKIBBEN, TIME TO COME CLEAN. 24 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,135 - PLEASE DON'’T DO THIS. 25 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,180 - UHH! [all gasp] 26 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,312 - I [bleep] YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 27 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,400 - WE'’VE DECIDED NOT TO LET 28 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,575 A GIRL COME BETWEEN US. 29 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:54,576 - SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE-- 30 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,143 HIM OR ME. 31 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:59,015 MAYBE THE TIMING'’S FINALLY RIGHT. 32 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,190 - WE'’RE GOING TO EUROPE! 33 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,104 - TOO LATE. THE TRIP'’S FULL. 34 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,150 I TOOK THE LAST SLOT. 35 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,542 both: I MADE OUT WITH JAKE. 36 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,978 - YOU HAVE A TRIP. I'’M NOT GOING. 37 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,415 MY SPOT IS YOURS. 38 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,547 I FINALLY GOT WHAT I REALLY WANTED. 39 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,636 BUT I WASN'’T SURE IT WAS WHAT I NEEDED. 40 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,338 - JUNIOR YEAR. 41 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,209 JUNIOR YEAR WAS LIKE THE THURSDAY NIGHT OF HIGH SCHOOL, 42 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,558 AND THE BEGINNING OF THE END. 43 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:22,212 I WAS GROWING UP. 44 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,388 VICTORIA HAD FINALLY LET ME IN ON HER SECRET: 45 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:27,739 PADDING. LOTS AND LOTS OF PADDING. 46 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,046 BUT, UNDERNEATH IT, I WAS ACTUALLY BLOSSOMING. 47 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,395 CHANGING. 48 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,396 AND THE THOUGHT OF IT MADE ME-- 49 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,832 - NERVOUS? 50 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:35,704 - NO. YEAH. 51 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,184 PROBABLY JUST FIRST-DAY JITTERS, RIGHT? 52 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,010 - WHAT ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT? 53 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,011 - I DON'’T KNOW. 54 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,665 BUT I DID. 55 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,493 I HADN'’T SEEN TAMARA OR MING ALL SUMMER. 56 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,887 EITHER THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN OR I WAS, 57 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:48,412 AND WHEN I WASN'’T... 58 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,632 I WAS WRAPPED UP IN MY COCOON, 59 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,503 MY COCOON OF MATTY. 60 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,070 [cell phone buzzing] 61 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:57,595 I HAD DISAPPEARED INTO MY RELATIONSHIP, 62 00:01:57,595 --> 00:02:00,685 AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY FRIENDS. 63 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:01,860 - READY? 64 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,297 - CAN'’T WE JUST STAY HERE? 65 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,342 - NOPE. IT IS TIME TO BE-- 66 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,431 - INDEPENDENT STUDY. 67 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,998 THAT'’S THE ELECTIVE I SIGNED UP FOR, 68 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:11,000 NOT CREATIVE WRITING. 69 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,090 CAN YOU FIX IT? 70 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,918 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE METAMORPHOSIS? 71 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,920 PRETTY CHIC, HUH? 72 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,574 LOVE IS A GAME CHANGER. 73 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,358 - IS SHE STILL HUNG UP ON RICKY? 74 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,925 - [laughs] GOOD ONE. 75 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:25,406 ALTHOUGH I WONDER IF RICKY HAS ANYTHING TO DO 76 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,147 WITH WHY TAMARA AND JAKE AREN'’T ONLINE OFFICIAL. 77 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,931 BUT ANY DAY NOW. RIGHT? 78 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:29,888 - RIGHT. I KNEW THAT. 79 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:32,108 BUT I DIDN'’T. 80 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,762 I DIDN'’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TAMARA'’S LIFE. 81 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,590 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL SUMMER? 82 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:38,201 - WORKING FOR MY GRANDPARENTS IN MOORPARK. 83 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,029 IT'’S LIKE THE PIT OF THE EARTH. 84 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,552 BUT I LEARNED MANDARIN. 85 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:42,684 - YOU FINALLY SPEAK CHINESE? 86 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:47,036 - IX-NAY ON THE CHINESE-AY. 87 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:49,473 MAFIA IS EVERYWHERE, 88 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,910 AND THEY CAN'’T KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 89 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,695 IT'’S ALL ABOUT THE LONG PLAY. 90 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,218 GOTTA GO! 91 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,655 I'’M GONNA GET THE DEETS ON THE NEW '’DO. 92 00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:00,571 - NORMALLY, WE SPEND HOURS DEBATING A SIMPLE TRIM, 93 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:01,572 AND SUDDENLY, SHE HAD HACKED AND WHACKED 94 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,444 WITHOUT EVEN A TEXT. 95 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,924 MAYBE IT WASN'’T ME THAT HAD FORGOTTEN MY FRIENDS. 96 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,926 MAYBE IT WAS MY FRIENDS THAT HAD FORGOTTEN ME. 97 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,493 - MY GIRL. 98 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,408 - THANKFULLY, SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGED. 99 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:16,935 - SU CABELLA ES MUY BONITA. 100 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,285 - OR THEY DID. 101 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:25,857 [knocking at door] 102 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:27,076 - YEAH. 103 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,078 - IT'’S YOUR GIRL. - "T." 104 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,645 OH. "J." 105 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,081 THOUGHT YOU WERE MY NEW GIRL. 106 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,604 SHE WAS GOING TO STOP BY 107 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:34,953 TO HELP ME PICK THE BEST PICS FROM EUROPE 108 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,303 TO TAG BEFORE CLASS. 109 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:39,915 [scoffs] SHE IS SUCH A CHARACTER. 110 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,830 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, I JUST CAN'’T GET HER OFF THE PHONE. 111 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,049 - YOU GUYS TALK ON THE PHONE? - LIKE IT'’S MY JOB. 112 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,834 WHICH IT SORT OF IS, 113 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,096 SINCE SHE'’S LISTED AS MY SISTER ON FACEBOOK. 114 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:48,967 SO WHATCHA NEED? - HELP. 115 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,012 I'’VE BEEN PUT IN CREATIVE WRITING 116 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,535 FOR MY ELECTIVE. - AND? 117 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,276 - AND I DIDN'’T SIGN UP FOR IT. 118 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,278 - NO, I DID. - WHY? 119 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,453 - BECAUSE IT'’S AN EXCELLENT CLASS, 120 00:03:56,453 --> 00:04:00,109 AND VERY HARD TO GET INTO. 121 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:02,546 MR. HART READS A LOT OF SUBMISSIONS EVERY YEAR. 122 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,852 AND HE'’S A VERY TOUGH CUSTOMER 123 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,767 WHEN IT COMES TO THE WRITTEN WORD. 124 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,422 - BUT I DIDN'’T WRITE A WORD. - HE READ YOUR BLOG. 125 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:11,338 - BUT MY BLOG IS PRIVATE. - HA! RIGHT. 126 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,861 BUT WHEN IT WASN'’T, 127 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,776 I PRINTED OUT A COPY OR TWO. 128 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,256 YOU KNOW, FOR WORK AND HOME. 129 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,344 SOMETIMES I NEED A GOOD, ANGSTY SOAP 130 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,867 TO PUT ME TO SLEEP. 131 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,608 OH, AND I MIGHT HAVE SENT ONE TO MY MOM, 132 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,872 WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE TEAM MATTY. 133 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,353 - YOU CAN TELL HER THAT HE IS NOW FIRMLY ON TEAM JENNA. 134 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,311 - EXCELLENT WORD PLAY. 135 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:31,140 SEE, YOU ARE TOTALLY GOING TO MEET THE CHALLENGES 136 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,446 OF MR. HART'’S CLASS. 137 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:35,666 - I DON'’T WANT A CHALLENGE. 138 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:36,667 - WAKE UP, JENNA. 139 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,234 THIS IS YOUR JUNIOR YEAR, 140 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:41,716 AND IT IS TIME TO EVOLVE, CHANGE. 141 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,152 FINE, YOU WANT TO BE A WUSS? 142 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,240 I'’LL SIGN YOU UP FOR SOMETHING WIMPY, 143 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,502 LIKE DRAMA. 144 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,199 GOING ONCE... 145 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,331 - MAYBE VALERIE HAD A POINT. 146 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,898 - GOING TWICE-- 147 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,247 - MAYBE I NEEDED A CHANGE. 148 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,814 I'’LL STAY IN CREATIVE WRITING. 149 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,686 - GOOD. NOW, YOU'’RE GONNA NEED THIS. 150 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,601 MR. HART CAN BE A REAL BALL BUSTER. 151 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,560 - APPARENTLY, SO COULD MY CONSCIENCE. 152 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,692 IT WAS TIME TO SEE IF MY FRIENDSHIP WITH TAMARA 153 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:04,565 HAD CHANGED ALONG WITH HER HAIR. 154 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:05,827 I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU CUT IT. 155 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,785 - I KNOW. 156 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,570 BUT AFTER BEING ABROAD AND SEEING HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES, 157 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,441 I AM FOREVER A DIFFERENT PERSON. 158 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:12,703 EUROPEANS ARE AMAZEBALLS. 159 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,401 AS IN, STRESS THE "BALLS," 160 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,315 '’CAUSE THAT'’S WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE. 161 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,186 BUT THEY CALL IT "MUSK," 162 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,188 WHICH IS JUST SO SEXY, YOU KNOW? 163 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,408 - NO. 164 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:22,800 - WELL, IT'’S HARD TO EXPLAIN UNLESS YOU'’VE BEEN THERE, 165 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,021 BUT THE EUROS JUST HAVE THIS JE NE SAIS QUOI. 166 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:27,414 FRENCH. 167 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,806 IT'’S LIKE AN INDIVIDUALITY THING, 168 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:29,851 WHICH IS THE MANTRA OF THIS YEAR. 169 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,287 I WANT TO BE ORIGINAL. 170 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,288 AND ALTHOUGH I'’M NOT BRAVE ENOUGH 171 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,855 TO ROLL WITHOUT ROLL-ON, 172 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:34,551 I THOUGHT THAT CHANGING THE FLAIR OF MY HAIR 173 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,248 WAS THE NEXT BEST THING. 174 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,163 - SO YOU REALLY PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT. 175 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,251 - ACTUALLY, THERE WAS NO THOUGHT. 176 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,731 IT WAS TOTALLY IMPULSIVE. 177 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,211 THAT'’S WHY I LOVE THE SPANIARDS. 178 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:44,822 EVERYTHING IS SO SERA SERA, YOU KNOW? 179 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:45,823 - NOT REALLY. 180 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,651 - WELL, IF YOU DID KNOW, 181 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,523 YOU KNOW KNOW THAT THEY ARE A PEOPLE OF SPONTANEITY, 182 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,916 WHICH IS ALSO SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO EMBRACE. 183 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,223 I AM LETTING GO OF HAVING TO DEFINE THINGS IN MY LIFE, 184 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:57,052 LIKE MY STYLE OR MY RELATIONSHIP. 185 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,183 I DON'’T NEED TO D.T.R. ANYMORE. 186 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,881 - BUT I STILL DID, 187 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,709 AND I NEEDED TO KNOW IF WE WERE STILL BESTIES. 188 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:02,666 WHICH IS REALLY COOL, AND I ACTUALLY HAVE 189 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,276 A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT, 190 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,277 BECAUSE THERE'’S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHARE. 191 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:08,150 - WHAT'’S HAPPENING? 192 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,543 WALK WITH ME. 193 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,458 I THINK I NEED SUPPORT. 194 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,676 AND A TAMPON. 195 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,243 - [gasps] AUNT TO THE FLOW. 196 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,636 YOU FINALLY GOT IT? 197 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,333 - YES. - AND I DID, TOO. 198 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,988 I WAS GETTING THAT I WAS BEING SIDELINED... 199 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,468 AND LEFT BEHIND. 200 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,122 - MING, THIS IS SO TRES MAGNIFIQUE. 201 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,385 YOU'’RE A WOMAN. 202 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,777 - HOORAY. 203 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:29,476 - AND WE'’RE ALL CYCLING TOGETHER. 204 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,478 THE ITALIANS CALL IT SIMPATICO. 205 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,001 OR MAYBE IT WAS THE SPANISH. 206 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,002 EITHER WAY, SOMEONE CUTE SAID IT. 207 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,003 HERE. 208 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,439 - IT'’S NOT MY TIME. 209 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,136 - OH, EUROPE MUST HAVE THROWN US OFF. 210 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,095 - EUROPE WASN'’T THE ONLY THING THROWING US OFF. 211 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:41,923 OUR LACK OF CONNECTION WAS, TOO. 212 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,490 SUDDENLY, MY STOMACH FELT... 213 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:46,318 - [retching] - UNSETTLED. 214 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,276 [toilet flushing] 215 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,938 - THAT WAS BIZARRO UNGARO. 216 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,593 [toilet flushing] 217 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,551 - WHAT'’D I JUST MISS? - SADIE. 218 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,900 SOMEONE STOLE HER TONGUE. 219 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,511 - AND REPLACED IT WITH A BUN... 220 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,816 IN THE OVEN. 221 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,252 RUMOR HAS IT, SHE'’S PREGNANT. 222 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,733 - CHANGE WAS EVERYWHERE, EVEN FOR SADIE. 223 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,256 AND APPARENTLY, THE ENTIRE SCHOOL 224 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,694 WAS TRYING TO CONFIRM THE FATHER OF THE SPERM. 225 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,826 - RICKY SCHWARTZ. IT'’S HIS. 226 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,828 - WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO 227 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:20,135 WITH RICKY'’S CREDIT CARD? 228 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,310 - HE SAID TO BUY SOMETHING NICE, ANYTHING YOU WANT. 229 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,703 HE LOVES YOU. 230 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:24,618 - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 231 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,750 TO TELL HIM WE'’RE DONE? 232 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,752 I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY THAN HIM. 233 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,493 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLE? 234 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,495 - YOU'’RE EATING A LOT. 235 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:33,757 - SO? - YOU MISS HIM. 236 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,542 I KNOW HE MISSES YOU. 237 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,630 THAT'’S WHY HE CAME IN TO GET FROYO FOR YOU 238 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,326 EVERY DAY AT MY SHOP. 239 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,501 - IT WAS A WASTE. 240 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,504 [crunch] LIKE HIS LIFE. 241 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,332 - BUT NOW YOU HAVE A LIFE THAT ISN'’T A WASTE. 242 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,508 - WHAT? - BABY--SADIE. 243 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,727 HE'’S TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, 244 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,119 AND I DON'’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM 245 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,164 EVERY TIME THAT HE CRIES. 246 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,862 - TELL HIM TO DIE. 247 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,951 GOD, I NEED TO PUKE. 248 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,126 - THAT'’S YOUR LUNCH? 249 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,824 - THE FRENCH KEEP IT LIGHT, 250 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,303 WHICH IS WHY THEY CAN EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT. 251 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,218 IT IS ALL ABOUT MODERATION. 252 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,742 - WHAT TAMARA NEEDED TO DO WAS MODERATE THE EURO BRAG. 253 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,308 WHERE'’S MING? 254 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,788 - SHE'’S EATING WITH THE MAFIA TODAY. 255 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:05,963 SHE'’S TRYING TO RECONNECT WITH THEM, 256 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:06,964 SINCE SHE'’S BEEN GONE ALL SUMMER. 257 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,966 - SPEAKING OF RECONNECTING, 258 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:09,793 THERE'’S ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 259 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,708 - T.T. - [gasps] JACQUES. 260 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,195 both: PIXELIZE US? 261 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,892 - MM. 262 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,112 [camera shutter clicks] 263 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,809 - OH, NOT MY FAVE. 264 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,550 SHOW JENNA OUR SELECTS FROM THE TRIP, 265 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,160 AND SEE WHICH ONES SHE LIKES BEST. 266 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,466 - UHH. 267 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,341 - IT WOULD BE HARD TO CHOOSE. 268 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,169 - PERSONALLY, I THINK THE ONE IN FRONT OF THE TREVI FOUNTAIN 269 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,084 ENCAPSULATES THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE. 270 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,390 THAT'’S THE ONE WE SHOULD USE FOR THE PROFILE PIC 271 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,565 ON OUR PAGE. 272 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:43,914 - WAIT, "OUR" PAGE? 273 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:44,915 both: WE CREATED OUR OWN FACEBOOK PAGE. 274 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,656 [both laugh] 275 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:49,616 both: JE T'’AIME. 276 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,360 - JACQUES, WE'’RE BEING RUDE. 277 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,406 JENNA WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL US SOMETHING. 278 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,842 both: TELL US. 279 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,191 - "US" WAS NOT WHO I WANTED TO TELL. 280 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,063 - I'’M IN CREATIVE WRITING. 281 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,194 - WITH MR. HART? 282 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,892 UGH. HE'’S A SADIST. 283 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,198 - BUT NOT YOU. YOU'’RE A LOVER. 284 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:11,072 - OH, MI AMOR. both: JE T'’AIME. 285 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,508 - I WAS STARTING TO FEEL FLOORED 286 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,379 BY HOW MUCH I WAS IGNORED. 287 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,165 BUT IF FLYING UNDER THE RADAR WAS MY NEW FORTE, 288 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:20,255 THEN BEING INVISIBLE WAS GOING TO HAVE ITS BENEFITS IN CLASS. 289 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,996 [bell ringing] 290 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,041 - YOU! 291 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:24,999 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 292 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,441 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 293 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:35,096 - I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU? 294 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,314 - A STUDENT IN YOUR CLASS. 295 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,490 - WRONG. ONLY I CAN ASSESS THAT. 296 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:42,494 OKAY, EVERYBODY LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. 297 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:44,496 NOW EVERYBODY LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. 298 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,976 THE PEOPLE SITTING ON EITHER SIDE OF YOU 299 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,891 WILL NOT BE THERE AT THE END OF THE YEAR. 300 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,632 YES? 301 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,416 - THAT WOULD MEAN THAT NO ONE WOULD BE IN CLASS. 302 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,766 - AND THAT'’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN 2009. 303 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:53,767 YEAH? 304 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,768 - CAN I USE THE BATHROOM? 305 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:55,769 - CAN YOU? PROBABLY. 306 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,205 MAY YOU? NO. 307 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,423 THERE'’S NO BREAKS IN THIS LIFE. 308 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,208 THERE'’S NO BREAKS IN THIS CLASS. 309 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,601 IF YOU HAVE TO BE HUMAN, 310 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,558 DO IT BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH MY DOOR 311 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,299 OR AFTER YOU LEAVE. 312 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,867 BECAUSE WHILE MY NAME MIGHT BE MR. HART, 313 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,085 I DON'’T HAVE ONE. 314 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,697 EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND? 315 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,438 NOW, WHO ARE MY QUITTERS? 316 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,963 LEAVE NOW BEFORE YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF STAYING. 317 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,226 YOU? LET'’S GO. GO, GO, GO, GO! 318 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,924 GO, GO, GO! GO, GO, GO! 319 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:26,930 TAKE HER WITH YOU. 320 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,236 [whispers] HI. 321 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,717 ARE YOU A CRIER? 322 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,632 YEAH. 323 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,242 YOU KNOW WHAT RULE NUMBER ONE IS? 324 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,591 THERE'’S NO CRYING IN THIS CLASS! 325 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,201 NOW GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 326 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,899 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 327 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:51,476 FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHO'’S HERE, LET'’S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS. 328 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,565 YOU ALL THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 329 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,437 I DON'’T CARE WHO YOU ARE. 330 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,788 I WANT TO KNOW, 331 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:04,838 WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE? 332 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:08,058 NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU'’RE GOOD WRITERS, 333 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,364 '’CAUSE YOU WRITE WITTY LITTLE MUSINGS 334 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,627 ABOUT TAKING A DUMP ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL, 335 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:16,980 OR YOU WHINE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ON YOUR BLOG. 336 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,156 [giggles] 337 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,507 [slaps desk] THATIS NOT BEING A WRITER. 338 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:26,642 WRITING IS ABOUT CONQUERING YOUR [bleep] FEARS. 339 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,862 IT'’S ABOUT PUTTING ONTO PAPER 340 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:33,693 THE THING THAT YOU ARE MOST AFRAID TO SHARE. 341 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,480 NOW, FOR YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT, 342 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,438 I WANT YOU ALL TO WRITE ABOUT YOUR GREATEST FEAR. 343 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,223 AND LIKE THE LITTLE PUSSIES YOU ARE, 344 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,791 DON'’T WORRY ABOUT PUTTING YOUR NAME ON IT. 345 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,793 JUST WRITE IT DOWN. 346 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,188 OKAY, BEFORE WE DISSECT ALL THIS BULL[bleep], 347 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,887 I NEED YOU GUYS TO LOOK AT THOSE RELEASE FORMS I PASSED OUT. 348 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:54,888 I WANT YOU TO BRING THOSE HOME TONIGHT, 349 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,454 GET YOUR PARENTS TO SIGN THEM, 350 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,326 OR DON'’T COME BACK. 351 00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,241 - THIS GUY'’S A TRIP. - AND A NUT. 352 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,199 MAYBE MY PARENTS WOULD FORGO THEIR PERMISSION 353 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,767 SO I COULD BE RELEASED TO TAKE DRAMA INSTEAD. 354 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,813 - OKAY, SO LET'’S SEE WHAT KIND OF LOSERS WE HAVE THIS YEAR. 355 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,510 "I'’M AFRAID OF FAILING." 356 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,077 WELL, YOU DON'’T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ANYMORE, 357 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:10,773 '’CAUSE IF THAT'’S THE BEST YOU GOT, 358 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:11,774 YOU'’VE ALREADY FAILED. 359 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,646 GET OUT OF MY CLASS. 360 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,257 NEXT ONE. 361 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,216 "I'’M AFRAID OF MY SUICIDAL THOUGHTS." 362 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:22,916 DO WE HAVE A POTENTIAL HEMINGWAY IN THE CLASS? 363 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,134 PROBABLY NOT. 364 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,875 OH, HERE'’S A NICE ONE. 365 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:30,445 "I'’M AFRAID I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH." 366 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,143 YOU DO. DON'’T BE SO OBVIOUS. 367 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:35,363 "I'’M DEBATING MY FEAR OF LIFE AND DEATH, 368 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:40,237 AND WONDERING IF IT SHOULD BE MY CHOICE." 369 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,152 I GUESS WE HAVE A LOT OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES HERE, HUH? 370 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,241 WHICH MIGHT BE A GOOD THING, 371 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,243 IF YOU'’RE AS CLICHE AS YOUR FEARS. 372 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:49,159 NOW, DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO FOR THE GOLD 373 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,553 AND REALLY OWN YOUR FEARS? 374 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,381 AH, MY FIRST SUCK UP. AND YOU ARE? 375 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,035 - COLLIN. 376 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,471 I'’M NOT ADMITTING TO ANYTHING. 377 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,255 I JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT THAT YOU WERE WRONG 378 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,691 ABOUT THE ONE THAT'’S DEBATING LIFE AND DEATH 379 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,781 AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE A CHOICE. 380 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,392 THAT'’S NOT ABOUT SUICIDE. 381 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,828 - SO WHAT'’S IT ABOUT, PROFESSOR? 382 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:09,049 - BEING PREGNANT. 383 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,747 [bell ringing] 384 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,705 - FOR ONCE, I FELT A CONNECTION TO SADIE. 385 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,272 IF THE RUMORS WERE TRUE, 386 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,274 SHE WAS ABOUT TO BE BRANDED AND LEFT BEHIND 387 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,320 AS HER FRIENDS MOVED IN A DIFFERENT LIFE DIRECTION, 388 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,321 LIKE ME. 389 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,322 SADIE? 390 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,498 - YEAH? 391 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,717 - I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WHATEVER'’S GOING ON, 392 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,155 JUST KNOW THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'’T GIVE US 393 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,591 WHAT WE CAN'’T HANDLE. 394 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,420 - REALLY? - ABSOLUTELY. 395 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,988 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFE, JENNA? 396 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,252 NOTHING. YOU'’VE EXPERIENCED NOTHING. 397 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,167 ALL YOU KNOW IS HOW TO BRAID YOUR HAIR. 398 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,864 SO IF YOU WANT TO THROW A PITY PARTY, 399 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,779 DO IT FOR YOURSELF. 400 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,041 YOU'’RE LAME. 401 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,610 AND THAT IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE. 402 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:52,266 OH. YOU'’RE WELCOME. 403 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,876 - SO MAYBE SADIE WAS STILL THE SAME. 404 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,009 OR MAYBE IT WAS THE HORMONES. 405 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,884 - AS REQUESTED, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU HOME, 406 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,843 AND WALKED YOU TO THE DOOR. 407 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,845 DO YOU WANT ME TO COME IN? 408 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,977 - NO, YOU'’RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR PRACTICE. 409 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,849 BETTER GO. 410 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,200 - THEN YOU'’RE GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE ME BACK MY HAND. 411 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,201 EVERYTHING OKAY? 412 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,550 - YEAH. 413 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,422 NO. IT'’S BEEN A WEIRD DAY. 414 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,381 I'’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I MADE A MISTAKE 415 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,469 NOT GOING AWAY THIS SUMMER. 416 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,036 - WHO NEEDS EUROPE 417 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,602 WHEN YOU COULD HAVE THE SAME EXPERIENCE 418 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:29,172 BUYING A "BEER OF THE WORLD" SAMPLER AT TRADER JOE'’S? 419 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,782 - I JUST FEEL LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON, 420 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,610 AND I'’M SCARED. 421 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,134 - OF WHAT? 422 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:37,137 - BEING ALONE, FORGOTTEN. 423 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:41,010 - HEY, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE ALONE. 424 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,579 OKAY? YOU HAVE ME. MM-HMM. 425 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:48,104 - NEVER SAY NEVER. - [whispers] NEVER. 426 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,454 - MOM, I'’LL CALL YOU LATER. JENNA JUST GOT HOME. 427 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:54,023 YES, I PROMISE NOT TO WRINKLE MY FOREHEAD ANYMORE. 428 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:57,157 NO, I AM NOT WRINKLING IT NOW. 429 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,986 JENNA, AM I WRINKLING MY FOREHEAD? 430 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,639 - MM-HMM. 431 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,686 - JENNA SAID NO. LOVE YOU, BYE. 432 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:08,603 YOUR NANA IS THE ONE WHO MAKES ME WRINKLE MY FOREHEAD. 433 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,996 UH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 434 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,693 I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY. 435 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,522 - NOT MUCH TO TELL. - BUT YOU'’RE A JUNIOR. 436 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,176 DIDN'’T IT FEEL EVEN A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL? 437 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,786 - NOPE. 438 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,353 - HOW'’S TAMARA? 439 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,223 DID SHE HAVE A GOOD TIME IN EUROPE? 440 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,703 - I GUESS. 441 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,834 WE DIDN'’T REALLY GET A CHANCE TO TALK. 442 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,010 I TAKE THAT BACK. 443 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,099 WE HAD A COUPLE CONVERSATIONS, 444 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,535 BUT THEY WERE PRETTY ONE-SIDED. 445 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,276 SHE LOOKS GOOD, SO-- 446 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,626 - THAT'’S ALL THAT HAPPENED TODAY? 447 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,281 - THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO MIGHT BE PREGNANT. 448 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,113 - DO I KNOW THIS GIRL? 449 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,853 - YEAH. 450 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,464 - DO I LIKE HER? 451 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:47,947 - WELL, IT DEPENDS ON THE DAY. 452 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,688 - WELL, YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO HER. 453 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,299 A GIRL IN THAT SITUATION 454 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,040 NEEDS ALL THE FRIENDS SHE CAN GET. 455 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,085 - CAN I GO NOW? - MM-HMM. 456 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,105 - YOU MUST HAVE BEEN READING MY MIND. 457 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,454 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU. 458 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,760 - REALLY? '’CAUSE I'’VE BEEN WORRIED. 459 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,327 - ME TOO. 460 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,677 WE HAVE NEVER GONE THIS LONG WITHOUT TALKING. 461 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,114 - WHICH IS MY FAULT, AND I SHOULD HAVE CALLED SOONER, BUT-- 462 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,376 - HE'’S NOT INTO ME. - WHAT? 463 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,031 - IT'’S BEEN THREE HOURS. 464 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,032 JAKE AND I ARE IN CONSTANT CONTACT, 465 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,381 UNLESS WE'’RE SLEEPING. 466 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,600 MATTY MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO YOU. 467 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,558 TELL ME. I AM A BIG GIRL. 468 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,907 [line beeping] 469 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:39,694 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 470 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,782 [click] 471 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,132 I AM SUCH A GEEK OF A FREAK. 472 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,133 IT'’S JAKE. CALL YOU LATER. 473 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,962 - OKA--UH... 474 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,007 BYE. 475 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,536 WITH SO MANY THINGS CHANGING, 476 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,712 SOME THINGS WERE STILL THE SAME. 477 00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,322 ONCE AGAIN, I WAS BLOGGING, 478 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:02,760 OR WHINING, IF YOU WILL, ABOUT MY WOES. 479 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,198 BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'’T WANT TO ADMIT, 480 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,591 AND YET, DESPERATE TO SHARE. 481 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,767 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH FORGETTING MY FRIENDS 482 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,421 OR THEM FORGETTING ME. 483 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,945 IT WAS SOMETHING FORGOTTEN ONE SUMMER NIGHT, 484 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:17,558 A MOMENTARY MISTAKE THAT I HAD FILED UNDER DENIAL, 485 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,517 A SECRET THAT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. 486 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,085 BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE DEBATING A FEAR 487 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,000 OF LIFE AND DEATH, 488 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,396 AND I WAS THE ONE WONDERING IF IT SHOULD BE MY CHOICE. 489 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,529 BECAUSE I DIDN'’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD CHOOSE... 490 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:38,840 IF I WAS PREGNANT. 491 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,799 - DID THE CONDOM BREAK? - WELL, UM-- 492 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:46,108 - DID YOU EVEN USE ONE? 493 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,110 - NO. IT WAS JUST ONE TIME. 494 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,808 - IT ONLY TAKES ONE TIME. 495 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:51,896 - I WASN'’T THINKING. 496 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,942 I WAS JUST CAUGHT UP... 497 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,685 - IN THE MOMENT? I KNOW. 498 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,165 I'’VE BEEN THERE. 499 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,649 - I'’M TOO NERVOUS. I CAN'’T READ IT. 500 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,303 - OKAY, DON'’T BE AFRAID. 501 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,000 IF YOU'’RE PREGNANT, CHANCES ARE, 502 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,480 YOU'’LL ONLY BE NAUSEOUS FOR A MONTH. 503 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,526 - UGH, A MONTH? - OR THREE. 504 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,963 BUT THE DELIVERY HAPPENS LICKETY-SPLIT. 505 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,531 UNLESS IT GETS STUCK IN YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED HIPS, 506 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,881 AND THEN IT COULD TAKE MUCH LONGER. 507 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,143 BUT YOU'’LL ONLY HAVE TO SIT ON A DONUT PILLOW 508 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,144 FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 509 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,928 WHICH IS TOTALLY OKAY, 510 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:27,149 BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY WON'’T WANT TO EAT SOLIDS FOR A WHILE. 511 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,674 IT'’S HARD TO POOP. 512 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:34,504 - OH, GOD. - BUT A BABY IS SO AMAZING. 513 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,897 ONCE YOU GET SOME SLEEP. 514 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,290 GOD, I THINK THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION 515 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,726 WAS WORSE THAN THE DELIVERY. 516 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,597 I COULDN'’T SEE STRAIGHT FOR MONTHS. 517 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,598 I REALLY SHOULDN'’T HAVE BEEN DRIVING 518 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,209 WITH AN INFANT IN THE CAR. 519 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,211 - MOM, YOU ARE NOT HELPING. 520 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,081 - I'’M SORRY, HONEY. 521 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,735 DON'’T PANIC. 522 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,650 IF THIS IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF, 523 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,261 THEN I WILL SUPPORT WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, 524 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:55,743 AND WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER. 525 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:59,268 - THERE IS NO DECISION, MOM. 526 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,402 I'’M HERE BECAUSE OF YOU. 527 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,187 AND IF THIS IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF, 528 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:10,192 THEN THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE HERE BECAUSE OF ME. 529 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:13,848 ARE YOU GOING TO PASS OUT? 530 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,980 - I MIGHT. 531 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:19,506 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 532 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,987 OH, MY GOD. 533 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,075 YOU KNOW WHAT'’S FUNNY? 534 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,381 - WHAT? 535 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,122 - LAST YEAR, AFTER YOU FOUND OUT 536 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,080 THAT I WROTE THE LETTER, 537 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,647 I WAS WORRIED THAT ONCE YOU LEFT HOME, 538 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,648 YOU WOULD NEVER COME BACK. 539 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,651 AND NOW, WITH A BABY, 540 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,000 YOU'’LL NEVER LEAVE. 541 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,132 - MOM! 542 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,438 - I'’M KIDDING. 543 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,179 YOU CAN LEAVE ANY TIME YOU WANT. 544 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,398 AND I'’LL BABYSIT. 545 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,661 OH, MY GOD. 546 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:48,230 WE'’RE HAVING A BABY? 547 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,363 [both screaming] 548 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:55,237 OKAY. OKAY. 549 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,762 WE ARE NOT HAVING A BABY. 550 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,112 [both scream] - I'’M NOT PREGNANT. 551 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,679 - I NEVER SAID YOU WERE. 552 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,898 - THEN WHY DID YOUR MOTHER CALL ME 553 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:07,031 TO RECOMMEND A GOOD PRENATAL VITAMIN? 554 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,034 - BECAUSE YOU'’RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY...SOMEDAY. 555 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,384 OKAY, I WAS WORRIED. 556 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,646 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING, 557 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,038 AND YOU'’VE BEEN EATING A LOT, 558 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:14,952 AND THROWING UP, AND-- 559 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,563 - AND SO WHAT? 560 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,478 I'’VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS 561 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,914 AND FULL OF ANXIETY. 562 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,437 - ABOUT RICKY? - NO! 563 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,918 [bleep] RICKY. 564 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,355 I'’M BROKE, OKAY? 565 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,835 MY PARENTS LOST ALL THEIR MONEY, 566 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,358 AND IF ANYONE FINDS OUT, 567 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:33,406 I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL. 568 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,059 - DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL RICKY? 569 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,454 - RICKY IS DEAD TO ME. 570 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,587 - THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 571 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,111 JAKE AND I D.T.R.'’D LAST NIGHT. 572 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,592 - I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'’T ABOUT DEFINING ANYTHING THIS YEAR. 573 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,376 - I WAS POSTURING. 574 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,595 I AM WAY TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO BE LAISSEZ-FAIRE. 575 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,553 AND, HONESTLY, I WAS JUST SO AFRAID 576 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,599 THAT JAKE AND I WERE NEVER GOING TO FRENCH OUTSIDE OF FRANCE 577 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,514 THAT I WAS PRETENDING I DIDN'’T NEED TO BE COMMIT-LEGIT. 578 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,950 BUT WHO AM I KIDDING? 579 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,560 I WAS TOTES IN SECRET SPIRAL CITY 580 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,953 UNTIL I KNEW NOTHING WAS GOING TO CHANGE. 581 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,346 - I KNOW THE FEELING. 582 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,783 - "J," I'’M SORRY. - FOR WHAT? 583 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:03,958 - I'’VE BEEN SO UP IN MY OWN GRILL 584 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,916 I'’VE BEEN TOTALLY M.I.A. FROM YOU. 585 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,483 AND I FORGOT TO CALL YOU BACK LAST NIGHT. 586 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,528 SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY. 587 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,747 - IT'’S NO BIG DEAL. - TELL ME. 588 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:11,487 - SERIOUSLY, IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 589 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,967 - TELL ME. 590 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,055 - OKAY, BUT BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE-- 591 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,056 [cell phone chimes] 592 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:18,059 - [screaming] 593 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:23,978 [cell phones chiming, girls screaming] 594 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,980 - IT'’S AWFUL, IT'’S TERRIBLE, IT'’S TRUE. 595 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:29,766 RICKY SCHWARTZ ES MUERTO. 596 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,029 HE'’S DEAD. 597 00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:41,996 - NEXT, ON AWKWARD... 598 00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,389 - IT'’S FOR A VIGIL, TONIGHT. 599 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,433 WE'’RE GONNA PAY TRIBUTE TO RICKY. 600 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,913 OR CONVERSE WITH THE DEVIL. 601 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,306 - VIGIL? I LOVE IT. 602 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,785 - MATTY WAS YOLOING. 603 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,091 I'’LL JUST TELL MATTY ABOUT THE SCARE, 604 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,788 AND WE CAN BE EXTRA-CAREFUL. 605 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,529 - EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO STEP OFF THEIR SAD BUS 606 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,096 WHILE SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY MOURNING. 607 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,793 - I'’M NOT PREGNANT. TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS. 608 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,229 BUT I'’M NOT. 609 00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,405 - SO...WHAT'’D I MISS? 43003

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