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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:03,351 - PREVIOUSLY, ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:04,700 - FRIEND OR FOE? 3 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:08,312 - SO, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE. HIM OR ME? 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,401 - SO, WHEN IT CAME TO THE BOYS, 5 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:13,535 IF A DO-OVER WASN'’T AN OPTION, MAYBE A START-OVER WAS. 6 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,232 AND I FINALLY KNEW WHO IT WOULD BE WITH. 7 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,412 - SPIN THE BOTTLE. 8 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,718 IT WAS A REQUISITE RITE OF PASSAGE. 9 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,850 AND WHILE I WAS PAST MY PRIME TO PLAY, 10 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,678 IT SEEMED FITTING, 11 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:31,640 GIVEN ALL THE SPIRALING I'’D DONE THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,511 - I'’M GONNA TAKE A PASS. 13 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,383 - I KNEW YOU'’D BE OUT. 14 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,602 - YOU'’RE RIGHT. I'’M NOT INTO BEARS. 15 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:39,300 BUT I WILL MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. 16 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,737 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 17 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,739 - PASS EQUALS DRINK. 18 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:51,834 - IN THE GAME, ALL DECISIONS WERE LEFT TO THE BOTTLE. 19 00:00:57,492 --> 00:01:00,930 AND FOR ONCE, THE BOTTLE WAS MORE FICKLE THAN I WAS. 20 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:05,108 - YOU CAN CHOOSE OR SPIN AGAIN. 21 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:06,675 SPIN AGAIN. 22 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:09,504 - THE BOTTLE DIDN'’T KNOW WHAT I WANTED, BUT I DID. 23 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,288 DESPITE ALREADY HAVING MADE A DECISION... 24 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,463 - BOTTLE FLIP! 25 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:16,511 SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN FOR YOU TWO. 26 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,034 - I WAS STILL IN THE CLOSET. 27 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:21,298 - SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO? - PUT ON A SHOW. 28 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:24,214 MM, YEAH, BABY. - OH, YEAH. OH-- 29 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,086 [both smooching] 30 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:30,699 - YOU DON'’T HAVE TO FAKE IT. I KNOW YOU'’RE TOGETHER NOW. 31 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,223 IT'’S COOL. 32 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:35,747 - I TOLD HIM. - I WAS GOING TO. 33 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:37,227 - YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 34 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,447 - WITH JAKE GETTING THE ANSWER HE NEEDED, 35 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,753 MATTY WAS CLEAR TO BE WITH THE GIRL HE WANTED. 36 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,320 ME. 37 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,193 SO I MADE USE OF MY LAST THREE MINUTES OF SEVEN... 38 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,629 IN HEAVEN. 39 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,500 [typing] 40 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,285 [thud] 41 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:55,506 - SOPHOMORE SUMMER ABROAD. WE HAVE TO GO. 42 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,117 THIS YEAR HAS BEEN CRAP-TASTIC, SUCK-DRASTIC, 43 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,597 BUT IF WE GO TO EUROPE, I CAN SAVE MY SUMMER. 44 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,338 - HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR IT? 45 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,992 - PANTIES. 46 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:04,689 YOU CAN SELL YOUR DIRTY ONES TO BUSINESSMEN ABROAD. 47 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:08,302 HOW DO YOU THINK THE MAFIA AFFORDS SO MUCH SUSHI? 48 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,564 THEY'’RE A MAJOR DISTRIBUTOR. 49 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:12,306 - HAVE YOU SOLD YOUR UNDERWONDERS? 50 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,003 - NO COMMENT. 51 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,178 - I'’M NOT SELLING MY UNDERWEAR. 52 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,310 EVEN IF IT MEANS I'’M STUCK HERE. 53 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,876 - YOU'’RE NOT STUCK 54 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,443 IF YOU'’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A REAL BOYFRIEND SUMMER. 55 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,706 - THE OTHER SHOE IS POISED TO DROP AT ANY MOMENT. 56 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,839 REMEMBER, ALL GOOD THINGS IN MY LIFE 57 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,058 ARE CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING BAD. 58 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,278 DARE YOU FORGET, MATTY AND I HAVEN'’T DTRed. 59 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:31,934 - OH, TELL ME WE'’RE NOT GONNA BE OBSESSING OVER THAT AGAIN. 60 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,806 - HEY. 61 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:37,635 - APPARENTLY, OUR BF-GF STATUS DIDN'’T NEED WORDS TO DEFINE IT. 62 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,420 - WILL MY GIRLFRIEND GIVE ME A BIT? 63 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,727 - OR "GIRLFRIEND" WOULD ROLL OFF MATTY'’S TONGUE 64 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,251 AND ONTO MY SALAMI. 65 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:47,254 - HITTING THE COURTS. SEE YOU LATER? 66 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:50,996 - YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. 67 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,521 AND ALL I HAVE IS A TEXT FROM MY EX. 68 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,218 RICKY IS SNIFFING ME OUT. THERE'’S TROUBLE IN PARADISE. 69 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,655 ONCE A CHEATER, ALWAYS A... both: CHEATER. 70 00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:00,310 - HE'’S BEEN TEXTING THAT TROLL! 71 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,964 - IF HE CHEATED, HE WOULD HAVE DELETED. 72 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,792 BUT HE WILL CHEAT IF YOU DON'’T CONFRONT HIM. 73 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,751 - AND LET HIM KNOW I'’M SNOOPING? THAT'’S REALLY SMART. 74 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,710 - THANK YOU. [giggles] 75 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,843 - I THINK HE'’S AVOIDING ME. I NEED TO SHAKE THINGS UP. 76 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,671 - NO, YOU NEED TO DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO. 77 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,369 PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE. 78 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:18,633 - DON'’T TELL ME HOW TO DO WHAT I DO, BIRDBRAIN. 79 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,765 - EXACTLY. JUST LIKE THAT. [giggles] 80 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,333 [cell phone chimes] 81 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,508 [beeps] 82 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,424 - HELLO, THIS I-- RICKY. 83 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:31,341 YES, I AM ANSWERING YOUR PHONE, BECAUSE YOU LEFT IT IN MY CAR. 84 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,821 [cutesy voice] BUT--[giggles] 85 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,866 SINCE I HAVEN'’T SEEN YOU FOR TWO DAYS, 86 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,955 I HAVEN'’T BEEN ABLE TO GIVE IT BACK TO YOU. 87 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,348 DO YOU MISS ME? '’CAUSE I MISS YOU. 88 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,045 [chuckles] 89 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,873 ALL. THE. TIME. [giggles] 90 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,527 SURE. 91 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,007 I CAN GIVE THE PHONE TO ROB 92 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,661 TO GIVE TO MARTY TO GIVE BACK TO YOU. 93 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:50,621 AND THEN YOU CAN CALL ME, BEEFCAKE. 94 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:53,363 NO. "CALL ME, COMMA, BEEFCAKE." 95 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:56,888 YOU'’RE THE BEEFCAKE. 96 00:03:56,888 --> 00:04:00,457 I LOVE YOU, BABE. 97 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,416 - GOD, WHY DO EXES ALWAYS HAVE TO CREEP BACK? 98 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,287 - BUT DID ALL EXES CREEP BACK? 99 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:07,159 AND COULD THEY CREEP BACK AS FRIENDS? 100 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:08,944 JAKE AND I HAVEN'’T REALLY TALKED, 101 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:11,729 AND EVEN THOUGH HE SAYS HE'’S COOL, I DON'’T THINK HE IS. 102 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,036 - HE LOOKS PRETTY COOL TO ME. 103 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,603 - IT'’S A FRONT. 104 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,518 NONE OF THOSE SKANKS ARE UP TO PAR. 105 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,519 - SO WHO IS? 106 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,477 - A GIRL WITH SUBSTANCE. 107 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,826 LIKE T. 108 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:25,090 - [laughs] HE COULDN'’T HANDLE ME. 109 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,441 I'’M A LOT OF WOMAN. 110 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,443 - AND IF I WANTED JAKE TO BE MY FRIEND, 111 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,575 I NEEDED TO BE A WOMAN AND MAN UP. 112 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:36,493 - THANKS. 113 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:40,541 SEE YOU GUYS. 114 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,240 HEY. - HEY. 115 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,024 CRAZY SEEING YOU HERE. 116 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,591 - IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY? 117 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:49,941 - NO, I-I MEANT ON THIS ROUTE TO CLASS. 118 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,160 - I GO THIS WAY EVERY DAY. 119 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,423 - ME TOO. THAT IS SO WEIRD. 120 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,120 THIS IS WEIRD. 121 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,035 DO YOU FEEL WEIRD? '’CAUSE I'’M ACTING WEIRD. 122 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,211 I JUST-- - DON'’T. 123 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,083 WHEN I SAID I'’D BE FINE WITH YOUR DECISION, I MEANT IT. 124 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,345 MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN WHAT I WANTED, 125 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,129 BUT HEY, IT'’S WHAT I NEEDED. 126 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,044 - REALLY? 127 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,045 - JENNA, I'’VE BEEN A SERIAL MONOGAMIST 128 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,917 SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE. 129 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,266 TO BE HONEST, I HAVEN'’T SEEN THIS MUCH ACTION SINCE I WAS 10. 130 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,963 DON'’T GET ME WRONG. 131 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,226 YOU SET THE BAR REALLY HIGH. 132 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,403 AND IT'’S GONNA BE A WHILE TILL I MEET SOMEONE LIKE YOU AGAIN. 133 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,448 BUT UNTIL THEN... 134 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:22,974 DON'’T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME. 135 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,195 WELL, LADIES... 136 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:29,416 - FOR ONCE, THE UNIVERSE WAS ACTUALLY WORKING IN MY FAVOR. 137 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,722 WHICH WAS NOT CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION. 138 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,681 IT WAS SETTING OFF ALARMS. I WAS... 139 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,379 - JENNA HAMILTON, PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE. 140 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,773 - THANKFULLY, ON MY WAY TO A PROBLEM. 141 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,471 - I AM REALLY, REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 142 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,125 YOU'’RE BEING SELFISH. 143 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:46,389 YOU NEED TO WORK OUT YOUR ISSUES AND GET BACK TOGETHER. 144 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:47,825 both: WE ARE BACK TOGETHER. 145 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,000 - DAMN, I'’M GOOD! 146 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,089 UH! DOUBLE UP. UH, UH! 147 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,788 [humming] 148 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,791 J. WE'’RE HAVING A FAMILY MEETING. 149 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,270 - FINALLY, SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN 150 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,968 SO I COULD GET ON WITH MY DAY. 151 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,839 - CLOSER. 152 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,756 LET'’S GET CLOSER. 153 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,977 I ASKED OUR FOLKS HERE TO HAVE A LITTLE STATE OF THE UNION. 154 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:11,806 AND IT APPEARS THAT THE UNION IS BACK INTACT. 155 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,024 IS THAT TRUE? 156 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,330 - YES. - GOOD. 157 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,246 NOW, I THINK THE ONLY WAY 158 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:22,033 THAT YOU CAN ATONE FOR THE HELL YOU PUT US THROUGH 159 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:25,210 IS TO SEND JENNA ON THE EUROPE TRIP WITH ME. 160 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,342 HER SISTA... 161 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,736 SLASH-CHAPERONE. 162 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,303 - THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC! - BUT... 163 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,001 - OH! BUT... - WE CAN'’T. 164 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,872 MONEY'’S A LITTLE TIGHT RIGHT NOW. 165 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,744 - AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 166 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,529 YET AGAIN, DAD, YOU'’RE OPERATING FROM A SELFISH PLACE. 167 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:42,619 CAN'’T YOU JUST CASH OUT SOME OF YOUR RETIREMENT FUND? 168 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,968 I MEAN, WHAT GOOD IS THAT MONEY WHEN YOU'’RE OLD? 169 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,231 - I DON'’T NEED TO GO. 170 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,146 I'’M JUST HAPPY THAT MY PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER. 171 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,757 - JUST AMAZING. 172 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,324 NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL SELFLESSNESS. 173 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:55,937 - HOW '’BOUT WE THINK ABOUT THE TRIP? 174 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:59,593 - THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. MEETING ADJOURNED. 175 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,682 - OKAY. 176 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,208 - ISN'’T THERE A PROBLEM I NEED TO ADDRESS? 177 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,253 - NOPE. JUST HAVE A GOOD DAY. 178 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:09,820 - THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. 179 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:14,695 I NEEDED A PROBLEM TO HAVE A GOOD DAY. 180 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:15,783 - EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. 181 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,654 - MAYBE TOO PERFECT. 182 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,395 SOMETHING BAD IS BOUND TO HAPPEN. 183 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,353 - MM, NOT POSSIBLE. - POSSIBLE. 184 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,268 - IF YOU HAVEN'’T NOTICED, I'’M A WALKING DISASTER ZONE. 185 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:27,316 - THIS SUMMER IS GONNA BE THE BEST SUMMER OF OUR LIVES. 186 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:31,407 JUST YOU, ME, AND CAMP PUKA. 187 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,843 WE'’RE GONNA GET PAID, AND YOU'’RE GONNA GET LAID. 188 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,584 - DON'’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. 189 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,368 - I DON'’T WANT TO GET AHEAD, I WANT TO GET ON TOP. 190 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:37,935 - I WAS BEING NEUROTIC. 191 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,068 THE OTHER SHOE DIDN'’T NEED TO DROP 192 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,678 FOR ME TO GET EVERYTHING I WANTED, 193 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:44,768 WHICH INVOLVED MORE OF MCKIBBEN AND LESS OF HIS CLOTHES. 194 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,336 both: SURPRISE! 195 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,294 - EVER HEARD OF A KNOCK? 196 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,080 - WE COULDN'’T WAIT. WE HAD TO TELL YOU THAT... 197 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,473 WE'’RE SENDING YOU TO EUROPE! 198 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,214 - YOU'’RE SIGNED, SEALED, AND PAID FOR. 199 00:07:56,214 --> 00:08:00,305 - SO I WASN'’T NEUROTIC. I WAS INTUITIVE. 200 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:04,092 THE OTHER SHOE HAD DEFINITELY DROPPED, 201 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:05,702 BUT IT WASN'’T A SWEATY CONVERSE. 202 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,574 IT WAS A SPARKLY MANOLO BLAHNIK. 203 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,102 - EUROPE. - EUROPE. 204 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,365 [sighs] 205 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:20,978 WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN WHEN WE TAKE IN THE SIGHTS, 206 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,502 BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE. 207 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,068 - WE ARE GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 208 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,331 - WHY? 209 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,943 - BECAUSE THE "WE" THAT IS ME HAS ALREADY COMMITTED TO CAMP. 210 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,423 - YOU CAN GET OUT OF IT. - I COULD, BUT... 211 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,729 I DON'’T WANT TO. 212 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,383 I'’M GONNA BE A HEAD COUNSELOR. 213 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,776 BUT THAT DOESN'’T MEAN YOU CAN'’T GO. 214 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,518 - I CAN'’T GO UNLESS YOU GO. 215 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,997 - THAT'’S NOT TRUE. 216 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,303 IT'’S SIX WEEKS. 217 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,870 IT'’LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 218 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,741 - "IT'’LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT?" 219 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,613 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 220 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,788 - STOP BEING PARANOID AND GET AMPED! 221 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,138 WE'’RE GOING TO EUROPE! 222 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:52,009 - YOU GOT THE GREEN LIGHT? - THE LIGHT ISN'’T JUST GREEN. 223 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,533 IT'’S NEON. 224 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,317 I WALKED IN ON MY MOM MAKING OUT WITH HER FRIEND CLAIRE. 225 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,797 - YOUR MOM'’S GAY? 226 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:57,798 - NO, SHE'’S A LESBUTANTE. 227 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,626 SHE KEEPS IT STRICTLY ABOVE THE BELT. 228 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,497 BUT IT WAS A T.S. SITCH, SO MY MOM IS LETTING ME GO ON THE TRIP 229 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,281 TO KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY GRANDMA. 230 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:06,197 LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW I'’M TOTES EQUAL OPPORTUNITY. 231 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,895 O-M-G. 232 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,071 I HAVE IT. PROBLEM SOLVED. - WELL, TELL ME. 233 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,725 - WITH ALL MY MOM'’S GUILT TRIPPING, 234 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,291 I BET I COULD SWING A EURO TRASH BASH. 235 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,076 WE'’LL SHOW MCKIBBEN 236 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,165 JUST HOW MUCH HE'’LL BE LIVIN'’ IF HE COMES WITH! 237 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,427 - I DON'’T WANT TO MANIPULATE HIM. 238 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,689 - IT'’S NOT MANIPULATION. 239 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:23,084 IT'’S COERCION. THINK ABOUT IT. 240 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,999 - [sighs] 241 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,567 I WAS STUCK WITH THE HICCUPS. 242 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,264 AN ANNOYING SERIES OF CONVULSIONS 243 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,571 DISRUPTING THE BLOOD FLOW FROM MY HEART TO MY HEAD. 244 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,747 I WANTED TO GO TO EUROPE. 245 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:36,358 AND YET, I WAS AFRAID TO GO WITHOUT MATTY. 246 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,142 SO THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO CONSIDER. 247 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,145 - YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? 248 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,147 - YES. 249 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,975 - I KNEW MY MOM WOULD TELL ME WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. 250 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,064 STAY WITH THE-- - GO TO EUROPE. 251 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,501 - COME ON, WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE, YOU WOULD'’VE PICKED MATTY. 252 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:53,027 - 100%. - I REST MY CASE. 253 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,637 - JENNA, I'’M NOT THE BEST ROLE MODEL. 254 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,857 - THAT WAS A GIVEN. 255 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,685 BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN I WAS WITH BEN, 256 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,687 I HAD SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES 257 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,298 TO DO THINGS THAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO, 258 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,126 BUT I DIDN'’T DO THEM BECAUSE HE DIDN'’T WANT TO. 259 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,171 - LIKE WHAT? 260 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,086 - CAMPING. 261 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:12,873 - MOM, YOU ARE NOT A CAMPER. - WHO KNOWS? I MIGHT BE. 262 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,615 I DO OWN A BATTERY-OPERATED CURLING IRON. 263 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,529 AND THERE WERE SO MANY TIMES 264 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,271 THAT I NEVER GOT TO DANCE '’CAUSE BEN DIDN'’T LIKE TO. 265 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,751 I JUST SAT ON HIS LAP, 266 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,666 AND WATCHED EVERYONE AROUND ME HAVING FUN. 267 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:27,452 - IS THAT WHY YOU CHOSE DAD? FOR HIS WHITE MAN'’S OVERBITE? 268 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,020 - YES. [laughs] 269 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:33,328 AND SOMEDAY, HE WILL BUST IT OUT FOR ME 270 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:36,810 ON A DANCE FLOOR IN EUROPE. 271 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,987 BUT UNTIL WE GET THAT CHANCE, 272 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,337 WE REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 273 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:46,123 - SURPRISINGLY, MY MOM WAS GIVING GOOD ADVICE. 274 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,125 WHICH LEFT ME WITH ONE LAST RESORT. 275 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,431 MANIPULATION. 276 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:52,652 AND THIS IS THE LAST STOP ON OUR TOUR. 277 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,654 [Italian accent] ITALY. 278 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,091 A COUNTRY FULL OF PASTA AND PASSION. 279 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,309 - DOES THAT MEAN I COULD EAT PIZZA OFF YOUR CHEST? 280 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,661 - IF YOU GO TO EUROPE. 281 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,054 - I'’M GONNA BUMP UGLIES TONIGHT! 282 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,490 - CODE RED. SHE IS WASTED. 283 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,449 - I BETTER HELP T. 284 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:12,541 - MEET YOU IN PARIS? 285 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,325 - HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK? 286 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,326 - A... 287 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,241 LOT. 288 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,549 '’CAUSE TONIGHT, I'’M BREAKING ALL THE RULES. 289 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:23,117 AND MY HYMEN. 290 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:26,294 I'’M READY FOR FREDDY TO GET SWEATY. 291 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,122 - HEAD TO AMSTERDAM AND GET A CONDOM. 292 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,472 - OH... 293 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,387 - SHE NEEDS TO SOBER UP. 294 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,171 - WITH A COLD SHOWER. 295 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,651 I'’LL TAKE CARE OF IT. YOU JUST KEEP HAMMERING MATTY. 296 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,566 - ACTUALLY, I THINK HE'’S WARMING UP. 297 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,611 - RICKY IS STILL BEING COLD, AND HE'’S BEEN AVOIDING ME ALL NIGHT. 298 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,570 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 299 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,441 - WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? YOU DON'’T WANT MY OPINION. 300 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:47,141 - DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 301 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,577 - GET REALLY DRUNK, SO YOU THROW UP, 302 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,534 AND HE HAS TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK. 303 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,101 BOYS LIKE TO FEEL NEEDED. 304 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,668 - BOYS LIKE TO WATCH GETTING BLOWN, 305 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,278 NOT THE BLOWING OF CHUNKS. 306 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,627 - THEN TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE. 307 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,325 MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'’T REFUSE. 308 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,630 - LIKE WHAT? 309 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,023 - GOD'’S BLIND SPOT. 310 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,372 BACK DOOR. 311 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:04,071 - ♪ SO BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BABY ♪ 312 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:07,335 ♪ NOTHING LESS THAN AN OUNCE, BABY ♪ 313 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:10,381 - LISSA JUST TEXTED AGAIN. I THINK SHE WANTS TO HOOK UP. 314 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,819 - WHAT'’D SHE SAY? - "LET'’S HOOK UP." 315 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,951 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'’M YOU. 316 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,171 ALL THESE GIRLS WANT A PIECE OF ME. 317 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,738 EVEN ALLY JAMES GRABBED MY JOHNSON. 318 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,477 - THAT'’S A PROBLEM BECAUSE... 319 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,523 - I WAS PEEING. 320 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,655 - CRISIS AVERTED. 321 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,788 MING'’S DRYING OFF AND SOBERING UP. 322 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,312 - GOOD THING SHE'’S NOT GOING TO EUROPE. 323 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,923 I DON'’T WANT TO BABYSIT. - ARE YOU GOING? 324 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,707 - TOTES. I'’M SIGNING UP ON MONDAY. 325 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,274 - TOO LATE, THE TRIP'’S FULL. I TOOK THE LAST SLOT. 326 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,756 - [sighs] [bleep] ME! 327 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,062 - I SUDDENLY DIDN'’T NEED TO CONVINCE MATTY TO GO. 328 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,369 - I NEEDED TO CONVINCE MYSELF TO STAY. 329 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:44,415 ♪ 330 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,765 - WHAT'’S WRONG? 331 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,377 - EVERYTHING. I NEED YOUR CAR KEYS. 332 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,205 GOOD THING IT'’S NEW, 333 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:54,904 '’CAUSE IT'’S ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE A SERIOUS BREAKDOWN. 334 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,906 - HEY. 335 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,952 - THIS IS HELLO. 336 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,867 AND GOOD-BYE. 337 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,912 I'’M GOING TO A NEW SCHOOL. - [chuckles] WHY? 338 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,523 - MY HOUSE HAS BEEN REDISTRICTED. 339 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,438 - BUT YOUR HOUSE IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE SCHOOL. 340 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,439 - EXACTLY. 341 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,180 BECCA'’S BEHIND IT, 342 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,660 AND SHE'’S NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL SHE DESTROYS ME. 343 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,705 SHE'’LL NEVER LET US BE TOGETHER. 344 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,186 AND QUITE FRANKLY, I'’M AFRAID SHE'’S GONNA HURT YOU. 345 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,927 - I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 346 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:21,148 - THAT'’S THE THING, MING. 347 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,193 YOU CAN'’T. 348 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:30,853 ♪ 349 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,334 I'’LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 350 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:38,165 ♪ 351 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,906 - MY RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. 352 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,997 - MINE NEVER EVEN STARTED. - WITH WHO? 353 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,260 - JULIO, PIERRE, ANTONIO. TAKE YOUR PICK. 354 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,566 AND NOW I'’M THROWING A PARTY FOR A TRIP I CAN'’T GO ON, 355 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,221 AND THERE ISN'’T EVEN A DUDE HERE TO BEER GOGGLE WITH. 356 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,701 - YOU'’RE TOTALLY OVERREACTING. 357 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,399 - LET ME WALLOW IN THE [bleep] SHOW OF MY LIFE. 358 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,925 - WHILE YOU DO THAT, I'’M GONNA REVENGE-[bleep]. 359 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,535 WITH BECCA. 360 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,407 TWO CAN PLAY HER GAME. 361 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,889 - HELP ME. 362 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,847 I NEED TO HIDE. - JAKE? 363 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,500 - GO. I GOT YOU COVERED. 364 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,547 - THANKS. - JAKE... 365 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,635 JAKE. 366 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,071 - HE'’S NOT OUTSIDE. 367 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,769 - BUT I JUST SAW HIM RUN OUT HERE. 368 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,424 - NO, THAT WAS SCOTT...GOLD. 369 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,165 - SCOTT'’S BLACK. 370 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,254 [gasps] 371 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,300 I GET IT. ARE YOU AND JAKE HOOKING UP? 372 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,344 - NO. 373 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,216 - THEN OUTTA MY WAY! 374 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,392 - ♪ WAIT ANOTHER MILE 375 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,655 ♪ THE WORLD AIN'’T ENDING ♪ - JAKE. 376 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,961 - ♪ BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ♪ 377 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,658 ♪ WHOA-OH-OH 378 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,226 ♪ I'’LL ROCK YOU LIKE THE SEA ♪ - JAKE. 379 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:43,230 - ♪ BUILDINGS AIN'’T CRUMBLING ♪ - [gasps] IT WAS YOU. 380 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:46,059 - ♪ WHOA OH-OH - WEIRD. 381 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,887 - ♪ SO LET'’S NOT THINK AND JUST ♪ 382 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,758 ♪ MOO-OO-OO-OO-OOVE 383 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,674 ♪ LIKE YOU STOLE IT - THE COAST IS CLEAR. 384 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,416 - OH, THANK GOD. 385 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,549 - ♪ '’CAUSE I'’D BE WRONG ♪ 386 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,116 - THAT WAS SO SWEET. 387 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,726 I HAD TO MEMORIALIZE IT. 388 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:05,600 - I'’M GONNA GRAB ANOTHER BEER. LADY? GENT? 389 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,867 - I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU TO PICK HIM. 390 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,782 - I'’M WORRIED IT'’S TOO GOOD TO LAST. 391 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,697 - STOP IT. 392 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,307 - HERE'’S MY PROBLEM. 393 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,135 MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME A SPOT ON THE EUROPE TRIP, 394 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,615 BUT MATTY'’S NOT GOING. 395 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,225 WE WERE GONNA SPEND THE SUMMER TOGETHER, 396 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,053 AND NOW THAT PLAN IS SHOT. - SO DON'’T GO. 397 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,621 - BUT IT'’S EUROPE. - THEN GO. 398 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,188 - WHAT IF I MISS OUT ON SOMETHING HERE? WHAT DO I DO? 399 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,973 - SHAKE IT OFF. EVERYTHING IS GOING YOUR WAY. 400 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,541 - IT WAS TRUE. AND FAMILIAR. 401 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,542 - WHERE HAD I HEARD THAT BEFORE? 402 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,500 - TRUST YOUR GUT. 403 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,068 - MY GUT WAS SAYING I DIDN'’T REALLY NEED TO GO. 404 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,896 BUT TAMARA DID. 405 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,550 AND SUDDENLY, I HAD THE ANSWER 406 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,856 TO FIX TWO PROBLEMS WITH ONE TRIP. 407 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,554 - I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, 408 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,556 BUT I CAN'’T HANDLE ALL THIS FEMALE ATTENTION. 409 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,211 - GO. GET OUT OF THE CAR. - WHAT? WHY? 410 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,474 - BECAUSE YOU'’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT GETTING TOO MUCH ACTION, 411 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,171 WHILE MY LIFE IS ON AUTO-COMBUST. 412 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,999 - WHAT HAPPENED? 413 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,741 - WHAT DIDN'’T? THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, 414 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,438 AND NOW THAT EUROPE'’S OFF THE TABLE, 415 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,658 I'’M GONNA HAVE A SAD, LONELY SUMMER. 416 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,964 - [laughs] YOU'’RE CRAZY. 417 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,227 - ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU REALLY CAN GO. 418 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,750 - I MEANT IT'’S CRAZY FOR YOU 419 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,056 TO THINK THAT YOU CAN'’T TURN THINGS AROUND. 420 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,406 - BUT NOBODY LOVES ME, OR LIKES ME, 421 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,321 OR EVEN WANTS TO DRUNKENLY DRY HUMP ME. 422 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,931 SO, TELL ME, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL, 423 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,542 HOW AM I GONNA TURN THINGS AROUND? 424 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:22,633 - ♪ ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU'’RE WRONG ♪ 425 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:29,031 ♪ 426 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,694 ♪ WE MET BEFORE - DO YOU FEEL BETTER? 427 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,000 - THAT'’S LIKE ASKING IF I TALK FAST. 428 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,871 OF COURSE I FEEL BETTER, 429 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,134 BUT YOU DON'’T HAVE TO DO THE POST-MAKE OUT FAKE OUT. 430 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,442 WE DON'’T HAVE TO SMALL TALK. 431 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,096 - WE SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME. 432 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,968 - OKAY. HOW '’BOUT NOW? 433 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:56,189 - YEAH. 434 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,844 - JAKE AND TAMARA ARE MAKING OUT. 435 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,281 - BUT YOU HAVE MATTY, SO WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM? 436 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,892 YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE. 437 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,720 - [sighs] RIGHT. 438 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,243 RIGHT. I'’M BEING RIDICULOUS. 439 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,332 - I'’M SO GLAD WE CAN DO THIS OUT IN THE OPEN. 440 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,899 - AS OPPOSED TO... 441 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,511 - YOUR BLOG. - ♪ TO THE BEAT OF MY DRUM 442 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,514 - ARE YOU... - NOT GOD. 443 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:21,823 - CLARK WAS MY MYSTERIOUS COMMENTER. 444 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,696 - WE NEED TO TALK. 445 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,524 - YOU MADE OUT WITH JAKE. - I MADE OUT WITH JAKE. 446 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,135 - I SAW YOU, AND I WAS PISSED. 447 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,745 - BUT YOU SAID HE SHOULD BE WITH A GIRL MORE LIKE ME, 448 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,269 AND WHO'’S MORE LIKE ME THAN ME? 449 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,575 AND IT WAS TOTALLY JUST A REBO-- - AND YOU HAVE A TRIP. 450 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,230 I'’M NOT GOING. MY SPOT IS YOURS. 451 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,405 - REALLY? 452 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:42,235 - YES. 453 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,325 NOW, LET'’S CELEBRATE. 454 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,505 both: OH, MY GOD! 455 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,202 - HAVE YOU SEEN RICKY? 456 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,116 - HE'’S NOT IN THERE. 457 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,553 - SKITCH. 458 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,121 WERE YOU HOOKING UP WITH HIM? - NOT A CHANCE. 459 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,905 - MOVE OUTTA MY WAY. 460 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,864 - SADIE, YOU REALLY DON'’T WANT TO GO IN THERE. 461 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,997 - I REALLY DON'’T WANNA LOOK AT YOUR FUGLY FACE. 462 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,608 MOVE! 463 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,784 - FINE. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. 464 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:19,315 - RICKY! 465 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,759 BUT I AM NOT A HEARTLESS BITCH. 466 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,371 I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SIGNS. - WHAT SIGNS? 467 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,808 RICKY IS NOT GAY, HE'’S JUST A WHORE. 468 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,593 HE'’D SCREW ANYTHING, INCLUDING DETECTIVE NIBBLE KIBBLES. 469 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,726 - WHO? - MY DOG. 470 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,424 HE INVESTIGATES EVERYONE'’S CROTCH EXCEPT RICKY'’S. 471 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,253 I THINK RICKY DID SOMETHING TO HIM. 472 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:48,083 - BUT I DIDN'’T DO ANYTHING TO RICKY. 473 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,216 - NEITHER DID TAMARA. 474 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,872 - NO, SHE DIDN'’T. 475 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,658 BUT YOUR DORK FACTOR REALLY WASN'’T DOING YOU ANY FAVORS. 476 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:01,792 GUYS... 477 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:02,793 I'’M SO... 478 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,752 SOR-- 479 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:10,061 SO... 480 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,846 - SHE WAS ABOUT TO GROVEL. 481 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,978 - AND I HAD MY PHONE WAITING TO RECORD IT. 482 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,893 - [sighs] WELL, WE TRIED. 483 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,635 - JENNA. ASSISTANCE, PLEASE? 484 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,028 - OH. 485 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,943 - ♪ NEVER, IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH ♪ 486 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,597 ♪ NEVER ENOUGH 487 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:28,079 ♪ NEVER, THOUGH YOU HOPED IT'’D BE ♪ 488 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:33,389 ♪ SO HOPELESSLY 489 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,435 ♪ AND I DIDN'’T KNOW ♪ 490 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,264 ♪ THAT I WAS WRONG TO TRY 491 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,310 ♪ TO MAKE YOU SEE THE DYING IN YOUR EYES ♪ 492 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,051 ♪ BUT YOU'’RE NEVER SATISFIED ♪ 493 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,880 - I'’M STAYING. 494 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,534 - WHY? 495 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:51,799 - BECAUSE. 496 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,366 - BECAUSE. 497 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,281 [chuckles] 498 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:59,894 - I WAS GONNA HAVE THE BEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE. 499 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:03,114 - ♪ SO HOPELESSLY 500 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,725 ♪ AND WE WERE NEVER ENOUGH 501 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,770 - I LOVE THIS SONG. LET'’S DANCE. 502 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,469 - OH, I'’M NOT MUCH OF A DANCER. 503 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,862 COME HERE. - ♪ NEVER ENOUGH 504 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,952 ♪ NEVER, THOUGH WE HOPED TO BE ♪ 505 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,520 - I FINALLY GOT WHAT I REALLY WANTED. 506 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,522 - ♪ SO HOPELESSLY 507 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:23,831 ♪ SO HOPELESSLY 508 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,921 ♪ SO HOPELESSLY 509 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,749 ♪ 510 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:32,231 - BUT I WASN'’T SURE IT WAS WHAT I NEEDED. 511 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:40,151 ♪ 36955

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