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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:03,829 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:06,180 - I'’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. - WHAT HAPPENED? 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,398 - ARE YOU SURE THERE'’S NOT SOMETHING THAT I DON'’T SEE? 4 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:09,270 - NO. - I LOVE YOU, JAKE ROSATI. 5 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,488 - WHAT DID I DO? - GUESS I JUST 6 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,273 WAITED TOO LONG TO TELL HIM HOW I FELT. 7 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,231 - MAYBE THE TIMING'’S FINALLY RIGHT. 8 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,414 - I HAD BEEN BLOGGING ALL NIGHT, 9 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:26,765 IF ONLY TO KEEP MY HANDS OCCUPIED AND OFF MY PHONE. 10 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,158 AND AFTER FIGHTING THE URGE 11 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,594 TO TEXT JAKE FOR TWO DAYS, 12 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,466 MY WILLPOWER WAS WANING. 13 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:36,384 MY WILLPOWER HAD BEEN WANING. 14 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,255 A LOT. 15 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,474 [phone tapping tones] 16 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:45,871 - I'’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 17 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:48,178 - I WASN'’T THE TYPE OF GIRL TO EXPIRATION-DATE, 18 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,746 SO IF JAKE THOUGHT OUR ROMANCE WAS PAST ITS PRIME, 19 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:54,315 I WOULD ACCEPT HIS DECISION... 20 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,230 IF HE HAD A DAMN GOOD REASON. 21 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,453 NO, I DON'’T. 22 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,325 I WASN'’T THINKING CLEARLY, 23 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,935 BUT NEITHER WAS HE. 24 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,371 I THOUGHT JAKE AND I WERE HAPPY, 25 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,591 THEN WHAM, BAM, BREAK UP, MA'’AM. 26 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,333 I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO DAMAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP, 27 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,770 BUT WHAT? 28 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,685 [phone tones] 29 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:18,643 OH, CANCEL. CANCEL! 30 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,602 - HEY, COME OUTSIDE. 31 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:23,431 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 32 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,128 [phone rings] 33 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,087 [click, beep] 34 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:31,743 - KEVSTER, IT'’S HANNAH. CALL ME. 35 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,572 - SO, KEVSTER, WHO'’S HANNAH? 36 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:37,314 - SOMEONE FROM WORK. DON'’T PEEK. 37 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,883 HUH? NOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS 38 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,929 WILL WANT TO TAKE A JOY RIDE IN THE JENNA WAGON. 39 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:46,193 THAT SOUNDED BAD. 40 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,542 CHECK IT OUT! 41 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,544 - IT WAS THE HOOPTY OF MY DREAMS, 42 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:52,155 AND I HAD TO ADMIT, I WAS STOKED... 43 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,375 UNTIL I REMEMBERED TAMARA'’S WARNING. 44 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,464 A GRAND GESTURE MEANT DIVORCE. 45 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,770 WAS MY DAD TRYING TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL? 46 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,555 [phone tones] OR WAS JAKE? 47 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:04,776 [dramatic music] 48 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,561 ♪♪ 49 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,737 [snap] TURNS OUT MY CAR AND I 50 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,739 WERE A MATCH MADE IN HELL. 51 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,349 [typewriter tapping] 52 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,351 [boom] 53 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,310 - HOLY [bleep]! 54 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,444 - HOLY [bleep]. 55 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,577 - YOU'’RE SUPPOSED TO BE CALMING ME DOWN. 56 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,883 - I AM SORRY, J, BUT HOLY [bleep]! 57 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,407 - [sighs] WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 58 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,409 - BE PISSED. 59 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,106 HE WAS SPYING ON YOU. 60 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,891 I'’M JUST TRYING TO SPIN IT. - NOT WORKING. 61 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:35,024 - OKAY, LET'’S STOP BAKING DRAMA CAKES FOR A SEC, 62 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,330 AND THINK TANK THIS. 63 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:40,247 [ticking] 64 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,509 - I DON'’T EVEN KNOW WHY JAKE 65 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,250 WAS AT MY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 66 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,468 - WELL, I GUESS AFTER HE CAME BACK TO THE WEDDING 67 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:45,730 LOOKING FOR YOU. 68 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,167 - WHAT? - HE WENT BACK? 69 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,342 - WHY DIDN'’T YOU GIVE ME THE HEADS UP? 70 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:49,908 - I DON'’T KNOW. 71 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,736 MAYBE I WAS BUSY BUYING LOTTERY TICKETS 72 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:52,911 '’CAUSE I'’M A FREAKIN'’ PSYCHIC. 73 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,261 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 74 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,132 JAKE WAS GONNA GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE? 75 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,743 - HE PROBABLY WANTED TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 76 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,050 - I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED THAT POSSIBILITY. 77 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,835 COULD THERE BE A SILVER LINING TO MY STORM CLOUD OF DESPAIR? 78 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,794 FACT IS, I WASN'’T CHEATING ON JAKE. 79 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:07,056 SO ONCE WE STRAIGHTEN OUT THE TIMELINE-- 80 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,275 - EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. 81 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,233 - I JUST NEED TO CLEAR IT UP. 82 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,061 HOW AM I GONNA CLEAR IT UP? 83 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,063 - YOU'’RE NOT A CHEATER. JAKE BROKE UP WITH YOU, 84 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,500 OUT OF NOWHERE, WHICH MEANS HE HAS NO LEVERAGE, RIGHT? 85 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,762 - IT'’S A LITTLE THIN, 86 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,938 BUT IT'’S ALL WE'’VE GOT. 87 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:29,600 - JAKE, I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR JUS-- 88 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,862 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 89 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:33,648 - THE CLASSIC ICE BURN. 90 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:38,218 - OH! [groans] 91 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:42,091 - I WOULDN'’T HIT YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT IF I WERE YOU. 92 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,440 SERIOUSLY, YOU'’RE KILLING BRAIN CELLS, 93 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,007 AND YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY TO WASTE, 94 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,269 WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED THIS. 95 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,706 TEST ANSWERS, FOR GEOMETRY. 96 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,404 - SWEET. 97 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:51,709 STUPID COMBO WON'’T WORK. 98 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:56,714 - LET ME TRY. - THE COMBO IS 21... 99 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,847 YOU KNOW MY LOCKER COMBO? 100 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,502 - I ALSO KNOW YOUR BRA SIZE, BUT I'’M NOT GONNA ADVERTISE IT. 101 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,765 [whispers] 32B. 102 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,723 - UH... 103 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:08,030 SINCE YOU SEEM TO POSSESS, I DON'’T KNOW, 104 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:11,163 UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE FRED WU IS? 105 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,904 I HAVEN'’T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE FRIDAY 106 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,733 AND WE'’RE USUALLY IN CONSTANT CONTACT. 107 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,213 - WHAT'’S HIS NAME AGAIN? - FRED WU. 108 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:18,519 - FRED WHO? - WU. 109 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:21,261 - OH, FRED WU! 110 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,045 I DON'’T KNOW HIM. 111 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:25,439 BUT I DO KNOW WHERE YOUR GLASSES ARE. 112 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,397 YOU LEFT THEM IN MY CAR. 113 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,530 - OH, YES. I THOUGHT I LOST THEM, 114 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,661 AND IN THE AFTERNOON, MY CONTACTS 115 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,750 START TO FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER. 116 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,230 THANK YOU. 117 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,667 - NO, THANK YOU, FOR GIVING MY LIFE A PURPOSE. 118 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,800 - AW. - I'’M KIDDING. 119 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,585 [laughs] 120 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:42,630 [both laugh] 121 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,637 - WHA... 122 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:50,899 - WANT TO GO IN? IF HE'’S MID-STREAM, 123 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,596 HE WON'’T BE ABLE TO RUN AWAY. 124 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:53,597 - I DON'’T THINK I CAN MOVE. 125 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,859 - DO YOU NEED THE PEP TALK AGAIN? 126 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,383 '’CAUSE I CAN RALLY. 127 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,123 - NO, THAT'’S OKAY. 128 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,342 YEAH, I NEED IT. 129 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,953 - YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT HERE, OKAY-- 130 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:04,347 - I DIDN'’T CHEAT ON YOU! 131 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:07,829 THAT WAS A WARM-UP. 132 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,702 JAKE, I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD. 133 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,356 I MEAN, THAT PHOTO, IT WAS AWFUL, 134 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,532 AND I UNDERSTAND THAT LOOKING TO MATTY FOR COMFORT 135 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,360 WAS A TERRIBLE CHOICE, BUT I WASN'’T CHEATING. 136 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,276 TECHNICALLY, I WAS SINGLE, AND DEVASTATED, AND-- 137 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:23,192 - I KNOW EVERYTHING. 138 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:26,543 - EVERYTHING? 139 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:27,805 - EVERYTHING. 140 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,241 - IT SUDDENLY ALL MADE SENSE. 141 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:31,592 I KNEW EXACTLY WHY JAKE BROKE UP WITH ME. 142 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:33,942 HE KNEW EVERYTHING. 143 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,422 - HE KNOWS EVERYTHING? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 144 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,988 - OH, I'’M NOT SURE, 145 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,382 BUT I ASSUME "EVERYTHING" MEANS "EVERYTHING." 146 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,253 - NO. NO. NO WAY. 147 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,081 - WAY. JAKE TOOK THIS. 148 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,953 - HOLY [bleep]. 149 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,607 HOLY-- HOLY [bleep]! 150 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:47,521 NO WONDER HE WON'’T TALK TO ME. 151 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,522 HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? 152 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,219 - YOU. YOUR LIPS. 153 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,830 I WAS VULNERABLE AND YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE. 154 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,050 - YOUR LIPS WERE PRETTY INVOLVED TOO. 155 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,878 OH, MY GOD. 156 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,532 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING? - EVERYTHING! 157 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,794 - WELL, WHO THE HELL TOLD HIM? 158 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,492 - YEAH, I TOLD HIM. 159 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,712 I REALLY DON'’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'’RE SO UPSET. 160 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:05,800 NOW THAT JAKE IS OUT OF THE PICTURE, 161 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,584 SHE'’S ALL YOURS. 162 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,673 I STILL DON'’T GET THE APPEAL OF JENNA HAMILTON 163 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,240 AND HER OVERSIZED MATERNITY TOPS, 164 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,024 BUT I GUESS THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS, 165 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,810 EVEN IF IT WANTS A SOCIAL MISFIT WITH A BUTTERFLY FETISH. 166 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:18,856 - YOU'’RE A BITCH. - I KNOW. 167 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,597 AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME 168 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,947 FOR REMOVING THE OBSTACLE THAT KEPT YOU APART. 169 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,166 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME. 170 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,081 WE'’VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THE FOURTH GRADE. 171 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,909 - YOU CAN TRY AND MAKE ME THE VILLAIN IN ALL THIS, 172 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,041 BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'’RE THE BAD GUY HERE. 173 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,479 YOU'’RE THE ONE WHO KEPT THIS HUGE SECRET 174 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,002 FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND. 175 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,395 MAYBE TELLING JAKE WAS THE WRONG THING TO DO, 176 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,962 BUT WHAT YOU AND JENNA DID WAS WAY WORSE. 177 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:43,228 - DUDE, YOU DON'’T HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION. 178 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:45,361 COME ON, MAN, STOP. 179 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:48,799 LET'’S HASH THIS OUT. 180 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,322 HE WON'’T TALK TO ME. - ME EITHER. 181 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,586 BUT I'’M GONNA TRY AGAIN. 182 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,892 [bell rings] JAKE. 183 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,546 THE EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW? 184 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,852 SOME OF IT'’S WRONG. 185 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,331 YES, MATTY AND I HAD A THING, 186 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,203 BUT IT WASN'’T AN OFFICIAL THING. 187 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,509 AND IT WAS OVER BEFORE YOU AND I BECAME A THING, 188 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,511 BECAUSE WE WERE OFFICIAL. 189 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,947 - [clears throat] JENNA. 190 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,992 I DON'’T REMEMBER YOU BEING IN THIS CLASS. 191 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:10,908 - OH, I'’M NOT. I JUST CAME TO TALK TO JAKE. 192 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,607 - DOESN'’T LOOK LIKE HE WANTS TO TALK. 193 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,435 YOU GONNA TALK TO HER? 194 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,828 - NO. 195 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,003 - MS. HAMILTON, YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: 196 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:21,310 STAY HERE OR GO TO CLASS. - I'’LL STAY. 197 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,659 - AH, THAT TRIGGERS OPTION NUMBER THREE. 198 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:26,228 FOLLOW ME. 199 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,491 AFTER YOU. 200 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:38,153 - [whispering] FRED! 201 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,415 FRED WU! 202 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,851 WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? 203 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,724 WHY WON'’T YOU TALK TO ME? 204 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,511 I GOT A "D"? 205 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,686 DID YOU GUYS GET "D"s? 206 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,819 WHAT THE HELL? 207 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:55,431 DID YOU GUYS GET A DIFFERENT CHEAT SHEET? 208 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,918 - ♪ OUR CHIMNEY PUFFS A LIGHTER CLOUD ♪ 209 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,833 ♪I HEAR YOU DON'’T EVEN MAKE A SOUND ♪ 210 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:09,271 ♪ ONCE I RECALLED THE GALL OF THAT ONE ♪ 211 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,925 - I'’M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING 212 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:11,839 I'’M ON THE OUTS WITH THE ASIAN MAFIA. 213 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,405 - [gasps] DISAVOWED? 214 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,799 - NO IDEA, BUT I JUST GOT A BUM CHEAT SHEET 215 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,585 AND WEIRD STUFF HAS BEEN HAPPENING ALL DAY. 216 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:21,544 IT FEELS COLD ON THE OUTSIDE. 217 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:22,806 - IT DOES. 218 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,721 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 219 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,681 AND THOSE OF YOU IN BETWEEN... 220 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,291 - HOW DID IT GO WITH JAKE? 221 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,293 - IT DIDN'’T. 222 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,773 - WILDCATS, WE'’RE GONNA GET PUMPED UP, 223 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:35,732 WITH THE WHEEL OF 224 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,169 PEP! [cheers and applause] 225 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,954 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED, FOLKS. 226 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:43,871 I JUST NEED ONE FEMALE VOLUNTEER TO MAKE THAT FIRST SPIN. 227 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,437 - HOW CAN WE EXPLAIN THE SITUATION 228 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,178 IF HE WON'’T HEAR US OUT? 229 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,093 - COME ON, WHICH ONE OF YOU LOVELY LADIES 230 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:52,749 WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME ONSTAGE AND SPIN THAT WHEEL? 231 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,755 - I'’LL MAKE HIM LISTEN. 232 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,155 - JENNA, PLEASE, NOT AGAIN. 233 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,939 LIGHTNING DOESN'’T STRIKE TWICE. 234 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,724 I'’M TELLING YOU, GOING UP ON THAT STAGE IS NOT GONNA 235 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,029 WORK OUT IN YOUR FAVOR THIS TIME. 236 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,641 - IT WILL. IT HAS TO. 237 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,078 - UH, JENNA'’S RAISING HER HAND. 238 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,297 CAN'’T YOU SEE IT? - WE JUST NEED A GIRL. 239 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,126 ANY GIRL. 240 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,259 - JENNA HAMILTON, COME ON UP! 241 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,913 [mic feedback] 242 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,698 [light applause] 243 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,704 OKAY, NOW WE NEED A DUDE. 244 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,488 NOT YOU, CLARK, WE NEED A REAL DUDE. 245 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:37,751 - HOW ABOUT YOU? 246 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:40,275 [laughter] 247 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,408 - I DIDN'’T CHEAT ON YOU. 248 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,715 I SLEPT WITH MATTY BEFORE I REALLY EVEN KNEW YOU. 249 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,108 - MM-HMM. 250 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,544 - HE NEVER WANTED TO BE SEEN WITH ME, 251 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,677 WHICH MADE THINGS CONFUSING AND UNCLEAR. 252 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,940 - WELL, HOW ABOUT WE FIX THAT? 253 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,810 HM? 254 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:59,163 MATTY MCKIBBEN, COME ON UP! 255 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,470 YEAH. 256 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,993 LET'’S GIVE HIM SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, TITANS, HUH? 257 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,821 MATTY! MATTY! MATTY! 258 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:08,042 all: MATTY! MATTY! MATTY! 259 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,621 - THIS ISN'’T HOW YOU PLAY. 260 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,100 YOU CAN'’T STOP THE WHEEL OF PEP. 261 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,233 - ZIP IT. THE RULES HAVE CHANGED. 262 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,887 - I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 263 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,236 I REALLY MIGHT BE PSYCHIC. 264 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,541 - OKAY, MCKIBBEN. 265 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,935 TIME TO COME CLEAN. 266 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,721 HAVE YOU EVER BETRAYED ANYONE? 267 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:38,115 MAYBE A FRIEND? - NO. 268 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,769 - WELL. 269 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,423 LOOKS LIKE MATTY HAS PUT YOU IN THE HOT SEAT. 270 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,991 IF HE'’S NOT WILLING TO COME CLEAN, 271 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,297 THEN WE'’RE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY DIRTY. 272 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:49,213 - GO, GIRL! YOU GOT THIS! 273 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,868 - JENNA HAS A LOT OF EXPERIENCE PLAYING DIRTY. 274 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,131 SHE SHOULD KISS MATTY. 275 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,437 [cheers] 276 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,699 - SHUT UP, SADIE. 277 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,571 - NO, GREAT IDEA. 278 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,617 JENNA, KISS MATTY. 279 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,664 - SHOW SOME SCHOOL SPIRIT. IT'’S FOR THE BASEBALL TEAM. 280 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,014 - PLEASE DON'’T DO THIS. - OH, ARE YOU SHY? 281 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:10,060 WOULD YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE DOING IT PRIVATELY? 282 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,236 OR MAYBE IN SECRET? 283 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,151 I DON'’T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE A SLUT. 284 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,936 - THAT ISN'’T FUNNY. - YEAH, I AGREE. 285 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,415 THERE'’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BEING LAUGHED AT 286 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,113 BY YOUR FRIENDS. - BACK OFF, MAN. 287 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,115 [crowd murmurs] 288 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,118 - [grunts] 289 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,815 [crowd gasps] 290 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,209 - STOP! 291 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,558 - YOU DON'’T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY. 292 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,820 - I DO! 293 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,474 YOU TALKED TO ME ABOUT HER. 294 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,956 HUH? I GAVE YOU ADVICE ABOUT HER. 295 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,262 THAT MUST'’VE BEEN REALLY HILARIOUS. 296 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,960 - I'’M CONFUSED. ARE WE PLAYING A NEW GAME? 297 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,484 - YES, IT'’S CALLED "DOWN WITH THE SLUT." 298 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,920 - NO ONE WAS EVER LAUGHING AT YOU. 299 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,705 - WELL, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 300 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,184 SAY IT! - STOP IT! 301 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,795 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? - THE TRUTH! 302 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,797 SAY IT! SAY IT! 303 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,016 - [grunts] 304 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:56,280 - [grunts] [crowd gasps] 305 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,934 I [bleep]ED YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 306 00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,502 [crowd groans] 307 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:07,683 - TWO BOYS FIGHTING OVER A GIRL IS... 308 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,598 A FANTASY FOR SOME WOMEN, 309 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,774 BUT, UH, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PUT 310 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,603 PERSONAL FANTASIES ASIDE, 311 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,561 BECAUSE AS VICE-PRINCIPAL, IT IS MY JOB 312 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,520 TO PUNISH BOYS FOR HAVING 313 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,742 THOSE STRONG... SEXY FEELINGS THAT... 314 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,353 BURST INTO ACTION. 315 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,658 [clears throat] 316 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,921 THE GOOD NEWS IS, 317 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,444 I'’M NOT CAUGHT UP IN YOUR DRAMA, 318 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,141 AND I AM NOT GONNA DETERMINE WHO'’S RIGHT OR WRONG. 319 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,664 IT'’S YOUR FAULT, ISN'’T IT? 320 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,405 - YES. - YEAH. 321 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,365 - THAT POINT GOES TO JAKE, BECAUSE HE'’S NOT TO BLAME. 322 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,409 BUT HE DID CHEAT ON HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND, 323 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,846 SO THIS COULD BE KARMIC RETRIBUTION. 324 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,282 YOU'’RE STILL EVEN. 325 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,674 - JAKE DIDN'’T REALLY CHEAT ON LISSA. 326 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,372 - I'’M SURPRISED YOU WOULD DEFEND 327 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:47,679 SOMEONE WHO JUST SLAMMED A FIST IN YOUR FACE. 328 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,333 CURRENT SCORE IS 1-0 329 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,466 IN MATTY'’S FAVOR FOR BEING NOBLE. 330 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,773 - NOBLE? I DON'’T THINK SO. 331 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,948 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 332 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,776 I UNDERSTAND WHY THIS HAPPENED. 333 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,952 AS A LAYPERSON, I TOTALLY GET WHY YOU WOULD FIGHT OVER JENNA. 334 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,563 I REALLY LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH HER TOO, 335 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,956 BUT I WOULDN'’T NECESSARILY THROW DOWN FOR HER. 336 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,958 OKAY, MAYBE. I MIGHT. 337 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,744 SHE IS A REALLY REMARKABLE FRIEND. 338 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,137 STUDENT. STUDENT-FRIEND. 339 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,791 - SHE'’S NO FRIEND OF MINE. 340 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,270 - DON'’T BE MAD AT HER. 341 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,011 SHE WANTED TO TELL YOU AND I ASKED HER NOT TO. 342 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,492 THIS WHOLE THING IS MY FAULT. 343 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,276 WHEN I HEARD YOU BROKE UP WITH HER, 344 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,495 I ONLY WENT TO HER HOUSE TO SEE IF SHE WAS OKAY, 345 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,366 BECAUSE I KNEW HOW MUCH SHE LIKED YOU. 346 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,411 - SHOULDN'’T YOU HAVE BEEN CHECKING ON ME? 347 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,717 - I TRIED TO, BUT YOU SHUT ME DOWN. 348 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,329 - [clapping] BRAVO. 349 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,375 EVERYONE CAN SEE THE DAMAGE TO YOUR FACES, 350 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,334 BUT NO ONE CAN SEE THE DAMAGE TO YOUR HEARTS. 351 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,640 I'’M THROWING AWAY THE SCORE SHEET. 352 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,425 [low] YOU WON. 353 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,600 I THINK WE LEARNED A LOT TODAY 354 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,907 ABOUT HONESTY AND FORGIVENESS. 355 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:44,171 SO, NO MORE FIGHTING? 356 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,781 YOU'’RE DONE? 357 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,131 - YEAH. WE'’RE DONE. 358 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,231 - ARE YOU OKAY? 359 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,754 PLEASE SAY SOMETHING. 360 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:03,973 ANYTHING. 361 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,584 - I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE, 362 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,934 THINKING THAT I MADE A MISTAKE BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 363 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,544 - I MADE A MISTAKE TOO. 364 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,328 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MATTY, 365 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,113 BUT I DIDN'’T KNOW HOW TO. 366 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,028 I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU. 367 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:18,596 I LOVED YOU. I STILL LOVE YOU. 368 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,033 PLEASE BELIEVE ME. 369 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:24,298 - WHY WOULD I BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY? 370 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,828 - [whisper] MING. MING. 371 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,612 MING. 372 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,527 MING. 373 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,879 - WHY ARE YOU HIDING? WE'’RE IN THE SANCTUARY. 374 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,358 - NOWHERE IS SAFE. SHH. 375 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,579 - WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CREEPY? 376 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,669 FIRST, YOU BLOW ME OFF AND THEN YOU IGNORE ME IN CLASS. 377 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,801 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. 378 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,804 - I DO LIKE YOU. A LOT. 379 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,589 WHICH IS WHY I CAN NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 380 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,547 - WHY? 381 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,506 - [whispering] BECCA IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 382 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,638 - DAMN. 383 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,424 NO WONDER SO MUCH BIZARRE STUFF HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME. 384 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,947 - AND IT'’S JUST THE BEGINNING. 385 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,862 - YOU'’RE SCARING ME. 386 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,124 - YOU SHOULD BE SCARED. 387 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,343 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE DIFFERENCE 388 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:12,520 BETWEEN A WHITE BITCH AND AN ASIAN BITCH? 389 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,391 WHEN A WHITE BITCH IS AFTER YOU, SHE'’S IN YOUR FACE. 390 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,437 LOUD, ANGRY, MAKING SURE YOU KNOW 391 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,091 THAT SHE'’S RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION. 392 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,483 BUT THE ASIAN BITCH-- 393 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,138 - DERIVES FROM THE WAY OF THE NINJA. 394 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,574 THEY'’RE EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE. 395 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,272 ALL STEALTH. 396 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,187 YOU NEVER SEE AN ASIAN BITCH COMING. 397 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,623 - BUT SHE LOOKS SO SWEET AND HARMLESS. 398 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,885 - BUT SHE'’S NOT! 399 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:33,280 AND NOW NOTHING IS SAFE. 400 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,237 I CAN ONLY DRINK FROM SEALED BOTTLES OF WATER, 401 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,760 AND AS MY KNOWN ASSOCIATES, 402 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,807 I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME. 403 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,330 - I HEARD JENNA HOMEWRECKED 404 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,333 TWO RELATIONSHIPS IN ONE WEEKEND. 405 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,770 - SHE'’S "HOMEWRECKER HAMILTON." 406 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,947 - WHA-- - HERE. 407 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,339 - I'’D TRADE YOUR MAFIA WRATH 408 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,428 FOR MY CURRENT SITUATION ANY DAY. 409 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,039 WHY DOES EVERYONE GET TO WEIGH IN ON MY LIFE? 410 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,431 - IT'’S WHITE BITCH 101, 411 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,216 BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND. 412 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,913 ALL THIS FEAR AND LOATHING IS GIVING ME 413 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,654 A MAD CASE OF STRESS EYE. 414 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,222 - OH, YOU BOTH NEED TO ARCTIC CHILL. 415 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,614 JENNA, SOMEONE ELSE'’S DRAMA-RAMA 416 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,703 WILL BE FRONT-PAGE NEWS TOMORROW. 417 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:06,835 AND MING, HONESTLY, THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE ASIAN MAFIA-- 418 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,446 - WHY CAN'’T I SEE ANYTHING? 419 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,231 HOLY [bleep]. 420 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,449 BECCA CHANGED MY PRESCRIPTION. 421 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,234 I'’VE BEEN ASIAN BITCH-SLAPPED AGAIN! 422 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,758 THIS DAY COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE. 423 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,281 - MING WAS A BLIND OPTIMIST. 424 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,240 WHAT SHE COULDN'’T SEE... 425 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,808 WAS THAT THINGS COULD ALWAYS GET WORSE. 426 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,340 - I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE IN MY LIFE. 427 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,820 THAT CAR IS NO WAY TO BRIDGE A RELATIONSHIP GAP! 428 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,518 BUYING YOU A CAR SHOULD HAVE BEEN 429 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,911 A CO-PARENTING DECISION. 430 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,391 BUT A CAR THAT HIDEOUS 431 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:45,091 SHOULD HAVE BEEN A NO-PARENTING DECISION. 432 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,223 - AS USUAL, MY MOTHER DECIDED MY HUMILIATION 433 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,616 WAS ABOUT HER. 434 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,488 - WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOUR FATHER 435 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,924 PURCHASE A CAR 436 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,362 WITH THE WORD "SLUT" WRITTEN ACROSS IT? 437 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,581 - IT DIDN'’T COME THAT WAY. 438 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:01,020 - THIS IS JUST FURTHER PROOF THAT YOUR FATHER NEEDS ME. 439 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,544 HE COULD NEVER BE TRUSTED TO MAKE BIG PURCHASES ALONE, 440 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:07,287 AND A CAR IS A BIG FINANCIAL COMMITMENT. 441 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,549 MARIE CLAIRESAID-- 442 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,072 OR WAS IT COSMO? 443 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,987 MAYBE IT WAS ON REAL HOUSEWIVES? 444 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,032 MM. 445 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,772 SOMEONE SMART SAID 446 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,774 THAT IF A COUPLE IS IN RELATIONSHIP RECOVERY, 447 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,472 OR WORKING ON GETTING BACK TOGETHER, 448 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,517 THEY NEED TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT OF MUTUAL RES-- 449 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,171 - YOU'’RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 450 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,782 HE'’S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. HER NAME IS HANNAH. 451 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:28,612 THE CAR IS JUST HIS WAY OF BREAKING IT TO ME GENTLY. 452 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,744 IT MEANS HE WANTS A DIVORCE. 453 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:38,448 I WAS FEELING WRECKED, WRONGED, AND WORN-OUT. 454 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,102 I COULDN'’T TAKE ANY MORE BLOWS 455 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,887 AND DEFINITELY COULDN'’T CUSHION THEM. 456 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,977 I HAD SPENT SO MUCH TIME PROTECTING JAKE'’S FEELINGS 457 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,110 THAT MY OWN WERE LEFT DEFENSELESS. 458 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:53,333 THE DAMAGE WAS DONE AND THERE WAS NO WAY TO UNDO IT. 459 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,509 [computer chirps] "YOU'’RE NOT A HOMEWRECKER." 460 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,685 I'’M GLAD SOMEONE KNOWS. 461 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:01,384 HOMEWRECKER? I NEVER USED THAT EXPRESSION. 462 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,777 DO YOU KNOW ME? 463 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,518 [computer chirps] 464 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,521 FRIEND OR FOE? 465 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,740 I DON'’T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST AN INVISIBLE FRIEND. 466 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,264 JAKE WOULD SAY AN INVISIBLE FRIEND 467 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,004 CAN'’T TRUST ME. 468 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,702 [computer chirps] "YOU CAN TRUST ME. 469 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,747 THIS ISN'’T A SET-UP." 470 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,140 I'’M FEELING DESPERATE. 471 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,316 THERE'’S NO WAY TO MINIMIZE THIS DAMAGE. 472 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,841 EVERYBODY HATES ME. 473 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,930 [computer chirps] 474 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,716 I WISH I COULD PUT INTO WORDS WHAT I FEEL. 475 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:32,154 [computer chirps] "YOU ALREADY HAVE." 476 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,201 YOU'’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE WHOLE TRUTH. 477 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,811 - ♪ FOLLOW MY WAY 478 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:40,728 ♪ FOLLOW MY... 479 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,521 - EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU. - I KNOW. 480 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,436 - NO, JENNA. YESTERDAY'’S SLUT-SHAMING 481 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,612 IS, LIKE, 12 PAGES BACK IN THE GOSSIP SEARCH ENGINE. 482 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,920 YOUR SECRET BLOG? NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE. 483 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,445 - JENNA SLEPT WITH MATTY, BUT SHE ONLY SCREWED JAKE... 484 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,968 OVER! THEY DIDN'’T HAVE SEX! 485 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,927 THANK GOD. 486 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,277 - SHE DIDN'’T JUST HOMEWRECK TWO RELATIONSHIPS. 487 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,453 IT WAS THREE, IF YOU COUNT HER PARENTS. 488 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,760 - YEAH. THE BAND GOT BACK TOGETHER. 489 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,283 - ARE YOU IN SHOCK? ARE YOU GONNA STROKE OUT? 490 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,111 DO YOU NEED A TRAUMA BLANKET? 491 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,331 - I JUST NEED TO TALK TO JAKE. - AND I NEED TO GET A LIFE. 492 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,941 I NEVER REALIZED HOW RICKY-OBSESSED 493 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,638 I WAS UNTIL I READ IT IN PRINT. 494 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,119 YOUR BLOG SAVED ME FROM EVER OBSESSING AGAIN 495 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,947 AND IT SAVED MING BY OUTING THE MAFIA. 496 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,296 NOW SHE'’S UNTOUCHABLE. 497 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,080 - I WOULDN'’T BE SO SURE. 498 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,345 IT'’S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A BLOG TO TAKE THEM DOWN. 499 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,526 - DID YOU READ MY BLOG? 500 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,136 THEN YOU KNOW THE TRUTH. 501 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,094 I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU. 502 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:46,185 - NO. YOU HUMILIATED ME. 503 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:53,888 - ROSATI! YOU BEEN PLAYED, BUT YOU DIDN'’T GET LAID! 504 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,891 - THE BLOG RELEASE DIDN'’T JUST EXPOSE ME. 505 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,154 IT EXPOSED EVERYONE IN IT. 506 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,200 THERE WAS WIDESPREAD COLLATERAL DAMAGE. 507 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,723 - WHO THE HELL DID THIS? 508 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,769 WHO FORWARDED JENNA'’S PRIVATE BLOG? 509 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,340 - I DID. 510 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,650 [honk] 511 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,000 - JENNA HAMILTON TRIED TO KILL HERSELF! 512 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,436 AGAIN! [laughs] 36444

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