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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,482 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... - WHO IS THIS BEN GUY? 2 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:05,788 - HE'’S THE GUY YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE MARRIED. 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,224 - MY MOM'’S STAYING AT THE HOTEL, 4 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,791 SO WE'’VE GOT THE PLACE TO OURSELVES. 5 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,445 - ASK MATTY, HE HAD A PIECE OF YOUR HAMILTON PIE 6 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:11,968 LONG BEFORE YOU DID. 7 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,230 - AND ONE MORE THING... 8 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,884 I LOVE YOU, JAKE ROSATI. 9 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,886 GONE WERE THE SECRETS AND HEARTACHE OF MY PAST. 10 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,322 I WAS LOOKING AT MY FUTURE. 11 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:25,242 [Chicken Danceplays] 12 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:28,332 [time slows] 13 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,421 - TIMING. IT WAS EVERYTHING, 14 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,162 AND MY TIME HAD ARRIVED. 15 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,859 I WAS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR JAKE 16 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:37,298 AND READY TO SHOW HIM, BECAUSE OUR LOVE WAS THE STUFF 17 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,343 OF POETRY, OF NOVELS, OF BLOGS. 18 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,606 WE WERE LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET, 19 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:44,087 EXCEPT OUR LOVE STORY DIDN'’T INVOLVE A FAKE SUICIDE. 20 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,784 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 21 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:48,352 HOW ABOUT WE MAKE OUR GETAWAY BEFORE THINGS GET UGLY? 22 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,659 - [scoffs] THEY ALREADY HAVE. 23 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:52,052 - WHAT'’S WRONG? - US. 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,271 - BUT "US" WAS GREAT. "US" WAS PERFECT. 25 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,752 "US" WAS ABOUT TO GO BACK TO MY HOUSE AND DO IT. 26 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,667 IF YOU'’RE NOT READY, IT'’S TOTALLY OKAY. 27 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,017 THERE'’S NO PRESSURE. - I DON'’T WANT TO DO THIS HERE. 28 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:04,412 - SO HOW ABOUT WE DO THIS AT MY HOUSE? 29 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,501 MAYBE IN MY BED? - I'’M NOT FEELING IT. 30 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:10,809 THIS RELATIONSHIP. I DON'’T WANT TO LEAD YOU ON. 31 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,811 - ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? - YEAH. 32 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,509 I THINK OUR TIMING IS OFF. 33 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:17,077 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 34 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,080 - I'’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 35 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,778 [Chicken Dancefades in] 36 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:25,607 ♪♪ 37 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:29,045 [keyboard tapping] 38 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:32,309 [upbeat dance music] 39 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:36,748 ♪ 40 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:38,576 - WHAT'’S WRONG? YOU LOOK WEIRD. 41 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,448 ARE YOUR CONTROL TOPS MAKING YOU NAUSEOUS? 42 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,145 - I THINK I'’M IN SHOCK. 43 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,277 JAKE JUST BROKE UP WITH ME. 44 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,582 - WHAT? 45 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,454 - FLOWER GIRL, REPORT TO THE DAIS, PRONTO. 46 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,499 THIS WEDDING IS ABOUT TO GO OFF THE RAILS, 47 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:51,198 AND IT IS MY DUTY AS HEAD BRIDESMAID TO TAKE CHARGE. 48 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,200 - YOU WERE THE DEFAULT BRIDESMAID. 49 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,158 - AND LUCKY FOR THE LADY I'’M AN EXPERIENCED ONE AT THAT. 50 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:58,030 OH, J, "OPERATION: BACK OFF BACKSTREET BOY" 51 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,815 IS IN FULL EFFECT. 52 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:01,251 [indistinct chatting, giggling] 53 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,644 SOMEONE SPREAD A RUMOR THAT 54 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:05,734 BEN'’S GOT A BIG SHAM-A-LAMA DING-DONG. 55 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:08,650 "SOMEONE" BEING ME. NOW SCOOT. 56 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,566 LET'’S MOVE THIS ALONG BEFORE ALLY PASSES OUT. 57 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,351 - JENNA, I DON'’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY, AND I ALWAYS HAVE 58 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:15,352 SOMETHING TO SAY. 59 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,875 OKAY, NOW I DO. 60 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,660 WHY WOULD JAKE DUMP YOU? HE BUSTED OUT 61 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,618 THE "L" WORD. YOU MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD. 62 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:21,924 - IT'’S KIND OF HARD TO MISUNDERSTAND 63 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:24,100 "I'’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU." 64 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,971 - NO MISINTERPRETING THAT. 65 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,625 - HE SAID OUR TIMING WAS OFF. 66 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,627 MAYBE I WAITED TOO LONG TO SAY "I LOVE YOU," 67 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,760 AND HE STARTED TO DOUBT ME. 68 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,676 - THAT DOESN'’T MAKE SENSE. I'’M GONNA GET THE REAL DEETS. 69 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:37,679 - PLEASE. 70 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,768 MY HEART WAS BROKEN INTO A MILLION PIECES, 71 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,597 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, MY MIND WAS STILL INTACT, 72 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,947 WHICH MEANT I COULDN'’T IGNORE THE UNSETTLING REALIZATION 73 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:47,471 THAT I WAS...DEVASTATED. 74 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:50,039 - TROUBLE IN PARADISE? 75 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,389 - JUST FEELING MOVED BY THE MAGIC. 76 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,652 THEY'’RE CALLED FEELINGS. YOU DON'’T HAVE THEM. 77 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:57,525 - THAT'’S WHERE YOU'’RE WRONG, JENNA. 78 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,004 I DO HAVE FEELINGS. 79 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,398 WHEN I SEE YOU SITTING THERE, 80 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:06,229 ALL ALONE, IN YOUR LITTLE BABY DRESS, 81 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:10,755 WITH YOUR LITTLE SAD FACE, I FEEL... 82 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:14,324 SO GLAD I'’M NOT YOU! [laughs] 83 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:17,066 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE GRAB A PARTNER 84 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,677 AND STAND BY TO JOIN THE BRIDE AND GROOM 85 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,592 IN THEIR FIRST DANCE. 86 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,465 [cheers and applause] - MY LADY. 87 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,905 [slow instrumental] - WHOO-HOO! 88 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:33,822 - ♪ IT'’S AN EMPTY SPACE THAT STANDS BESIDE ME NOW ♪ 89 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,868 - MY BAD, NOT TIME FOR THE FIRST DANCE YET. 90 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,130 MAKE IT A DANCE MIX. 91 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,090 [upbeat dance music] 92 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:45,703 ♪♪ 93 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:52,710 [video game gunfire] 94 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,280 - YES! I TOTALLY DESTROYED YOUR BUNKER. 95 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,413 HOW'’S THAT TASTE, MCKIBBEN? - EH, LIKE VICTORY. 96 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,544 - [booming] GAME OVER. 97 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,111 - THAT IS SO NOT FAIR. 98 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,982 - I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE SCREEN. 99 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,506 - [teasing] - [laughs] 100 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:09,336 [phone rings] 101 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,641 HEY. HOW'’S THE WEDDING? 102 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:11,903 - I BROKE UP WITH JENNA. 103 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,776 - WAIT, WHAT? 104 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,386 WHY? 105 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:20,434 - I DON'’T THINK SHE'’S BEING HONEST WITH ME. 106 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,174 - ABOUT WHAT? - THAT OTHER GUY. 107 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,089 THE GUY THAT SHE SLEPT WITH. 108 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,483 YOU REMEMBER HIM, RIGHT? 109 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,789 - THE GUY SHE WAS WITH BEFORE YOU? 110 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,705 - OR DURING. I DON'’T KNOW. 111 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,838 I JUST HAVE A GUT FEELING THAT THAT GUY IS STILL AROUND. 112 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,710 - DUDE, HOW COULD SHE BE SEEING ANOTHER GUY? 113 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,189 SHE'’S ALWAYS WITH YOU. - AND YOU. 114 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,191 ARE YOU SURE THERE'’S NOT SOMETHING THAT 115 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,802 YOU'’VE PICKED UP ON? 116 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:44,762 MAYBE SOMETHING THAT I DON'’T SEE? 117 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,764 - NO. 118 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,506 - AS MY BEST FRIEND, IF YOU KNEW SOMETHING... 119 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,291 YOU'’D TELL ME, RIGHT? 120 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,292 - YEAH. 121 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,337 - THEN TELL ME, 122 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,904 WHAT DON'’T I KNOW? 123 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:58,602 - I-I THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL, MAN. 124 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:03,041 JENNA REALLY LIKES YOU, AND ONLY YOU. 125 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,130 LISTEN, HOW ABOUT WE MEET UP? WE CAN TALK THIS OUT. 126 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,698 - I GOTTA GO. 127 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:12,137 - WHAT'’S GOING ON? 128 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,531 - JAKE JUST BROKE UP WITH JENNA. 129 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,403 - HMM. 130 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:19,754 [funky dance music] 131 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,931 - SHE REALLY IS IN LOVE. - YEAH. 132 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:26,761 YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HARD SHE'’S HUMPING HIS LEG. 133 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,287 HEY. DON'’T BE SAD, L-DAWG. 134 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,897 YOU COULD GET MARRIED AGAIN. 135 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:34,595 I MEAN, YOU STILL GOT YOUR LOOKS, 136 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:37,554 AND I'’M SURE THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF DATING WEBSITES 137 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,600 THAT WOULD LOVE TO SIGN YOU UP. 138 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,166 YOU MAY HAVE TO LOWER YOUR STANDARDS, 139 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,081 BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE ROPING IN SOME 140 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:46,433 FRUMPSTER LIKE DAN. 141 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,912 - [whimpers] 142 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:52,613 I'’M GONNA GET SOME AIR. 143 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:55,050 - WHY THE POUTY FACE, J? 144 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,268 - JUST TIRED. 145 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,270 TIRED OF MY LIFE. 146 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,621 - LIGHTEN UP, GIRL. IT'’S A WEDDING, NOT A FUNERAL. 147 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,057 WHERE'’S THE BOY SCOUT? 148 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,885 WHY AREN'’T YOU TWO TEARING IT UP? 149 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,930 - [scoffs] I DON'’T KNOW. 150 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,671 I JUST NEED A BREAK. 151 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,935 - YOU CAN'’T TAKE A BREAK. YOU'’VE GOT OBLIGATIONS. 152 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,676 WHAT IS WITH YOU HAMILTONS? 153 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:15,070 THIS IS NOT YOUR DAY, OKAY? IT'’S NOT YOUR DAY! 154 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,769 - ROSATI, WHAT'’S GOING ON? 155 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:21,293 JENNA HAS THIS CRAZY IDEA YOU BROKE UP WITH HER. 156 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,557 - IT DOESN'’T SOUND THAT CRAZY TO ME. 157 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,428 - I DON'’T GET IT. YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT. 158 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,647 WORTHY OF YOUR OWN MONIKER, 159 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,126 LIKE "JAKENNA." 160 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,650 - PERFECTION CAN BE DECEIVING. 161 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,696 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE A FORTUNE COOKIE? 162 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,177 ROSATI, YOU'’RE THE GOOD GUY. 163 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:36,657 THE KIND OF GUY WHO REAMS SADIE 164 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:38,398 JUST TO PROTECT HIS GIRLFRIEND'’S FRIEND. 165 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,488 - I DID THAT FOR YOU. 166 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,272 YOU'’RE MY FRIEND. 167 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,188 - AND AS YOUR FRIEND, IT'’S MY JOB TO LAY OUT THE OBVI. 168 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:50,758 IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO DUMP JENNA, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 169 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,630 [dance music begins] - GOOD POINT. 170 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,634 - JAKE, I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 171 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,157 WHAT'’S HAPPENING? 172 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,812 - HE DEFINITELY DTR'’d. IT'’S OVER. 173 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,248 I TRIED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, 174 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:05,033 BUT HE KEPT GIVING ME WEIRD NON-ANSWERS 175 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,251 LIKE MY CELL PHONE ROBOT. 176 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,688 - SHENANIGANS. 177 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:08,993 - YOU HAVE TO CALL SHENANIGANS. 178 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,605 - THEN I CALL IT. HE OWES ME AN EXPLANATION. 179 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:14,825 - I'’LL JUST KEEP WORKING THIS WEDDING! 180 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,174 FOR NO REASON. 181 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,480 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 182 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,439 - RICKY, I TOLD YOU TO STAY THE-- 183 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,138 HI, HONEY. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 184 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:26,837 - [slick] YOU CAN TAKE OFF MY PANTS. 185 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:30,101 - SERIOUSLY? 186 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,015 UGH. 187 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,977 - JAKE! 188 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:39,894 JAKE! 189 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,462 JAKE, STOP! 190 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,681 JAKE, PLEASE! 191 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,204 - BUSTED! - MM! 192 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,338 DAMN YOU, BEN. - [laughs] ALL RIGHT. 193 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,340 YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TO YOU ALL NIGHT, 194 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,734 BUT YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BEEN ON MY TAIL. 195 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,387 - [laughs] - I DON'’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, 196 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,041 BUT, UH, SHE HAS YOU ON LOCKDOWN. 197 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,521 - [laughs] 198 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:00,871 [car starts] 199 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,699 [banging] 200 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,353 - GET OUT OF THE WAY! - NO. 201 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,573 NOT UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'’S GOING ON. 202 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,052 EVERYTHING WAS GREAT, 203 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,619 AND THEN YOU JUST DUMP ME OUT OF THE BLUE? 204 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,970 - MOVE, JENNA! - WHAT HAPPENED? 205 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,406 - NOTHING HAPPENED. 206 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,060 - DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE? 207 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,456 - YEAH. YEAH, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE 208 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,806 LOUD AND CLEAR THAT THIS ISN'’T WORKING. 209 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,896 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SO COLD? 210 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,463 I'’M JUST--I'’M SO CONFUSED. 211 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,465 JUST--PLEASE, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. 212 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:30,684 JUST TALK TO ME. 213 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:34,470 - FINE. GET IN. 214 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,515 [door opens] 215 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:40,171 [engine revs] 216 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,610 - WE WERE GONNA GO OUT FOR SOME MEXICAN FOOD, 217 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,656 '’CAUSE WE TOOK SPANISH, SO, DAN AND I, WE'’RE LIKE, 218 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,136 "LET'’S GO GET SOME ENCHILADAS," 219 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,051 '’CAUSE WE BOTH LOVE ENCHILADAS, LIKE, A LOT. 220 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,183 WE WERE PRETTY CRAZY GROWING UP. 221 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,446 - [sighs] THE PROBLEM IS HE'’S GOT NO TIMING. 222 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,187 WITH COMEDY, IT'’S ALL ABOUT THE TIMING. 223 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:59,016 - SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY 224 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,714 SO I CAN BE PUT OUT OF MINE. 225 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,064 - EL GATO! - [claps] WRAP IT UP, GARY! 226 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:07,285 - [stammers] SO, YEAH, SO--CHEERS. 227 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,679 TO MY BEST FRIEND AND HIS HOT PIECE OF TAIL. 228 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,552 - OKAY, THAT'’S GOOD, ALL RIGHT. [crowd murmurs] 229 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,380 [sighs] WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR MAID OF HONOR IS M.I.A. 230 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,730 AT THE MOMENT. 231 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:21,082 I'’M VALERIE, HEAD BRIDESMAID, 232 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,910 AND I'’VE KNOWN ABBY FOR-- - ALLY. 233 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:26,566 - I'’VE KNOWN ALLY FOR... [exhales] 234 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,480 TWO WEEKS NOW? 235 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,700 WHICH DOESN'’T SEEM LIKE A LONG TIME, 236 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,746 BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 237 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,226 IT'’S ABOUT A THIRD OF THE TIME THAT SHE'’S KNOWN THE GROOM. 238 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,533 [laughter] 239 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,274 SO LET'’S JUST PRETEND LIKE WE'’RE DEALING IN DOG YEARS, RIGHT? 240 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,363 [laughter] 241 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,538 SEE, GARE? 242 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:45,410 HOW IT'’S DONE. [laughter] 243 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:49,284 - I'’D BE LYING IF I SAID I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT YOU. 244 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:54,158 - WELL, I KNOW THAT WE MISSED OUR CHANCE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 245 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,247 BUT...NOW THAT WE ARE 246 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,380 [old man voice] OLDER AND WISER. 247 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,947 [laughter] 248 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,906 - HMM, I MIGHT BE OLDER, BUT I AM DEFINITELY NOT WISER. 249 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,256 I DON'’T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT... 250 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:09,521 I RUINED MY MARRIAGE, AND...MY DAUGHTER HATES ME. 251 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,045 - UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE. 252 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:14,222 THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD EVER HATE YOU IS ME. 253 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,616 - [laughing] YOU? WHY YOU? 254 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,270 - FOR BREAKING MY HEART 255 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,011 AND CHOOSING THE OTHER GUY, WHAT'’S HIS NAME? 256 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,535 - COME ON, YOU WERE NEVER HEARTBROKEN. 257 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,059 - FOR YEARS. 258 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:28,105 AND I WILL STAY THAT WAY, 259 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:32,719 UNLESS YOU MAKE GOOD ON AN OUTSTANDING DEBT. 260 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,024 - AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 261 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,200 - YOU OFFERED ME A KISS GOOD-BYE. 262 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:41,945 - MM. WHICH, AS I RECALL, YOU DID NOT COLLECT. 263 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,992 - BUT, SEE, THAT WAS A MISTAKE, 264 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,907 AND I WOULD LIKE TO RIGHT THAT WRONG. 265 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:50,258 [romantic music swells] 266 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:55,829 ♪ 267 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:59,833 - SUDDENLY, MY TIMING HAD GONE FROM BAD TO WORSE. 268 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,883 [romantic music] 269 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:07,884 ♪♪ 270 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:11,192 [phone beeps] 271 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,803 - DAD, YOU NEED TO PICK UP. 272 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:17,720 DAD? DAD. DAD, STOP TALKING AND LISTEN. 273 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,069 BEN IS HERE. 274 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,462 [laughter] - AND THEN, 275 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,029 AFTER A FEW CUBAN HUMMERS-- 276 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,944 GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER, 277 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,859 IT'’S A DRINK. [laughter] 278 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,121 [phone beeps] 279 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:30,080 - ♪ TO QUIETLY REMIND US 280 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:35,129 ♪TIME, THOUGH IT MOSTLY SLIPS AWAY ♪ 281 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,347 ♪ DOESN'’T SEEM TO MIND THE WAIT ♪ 282 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,089 - LIKE YOU CARE. 283 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,743 - DROP THE PHONE, MCKIBBEN. 284 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,962 I GOT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING 285 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,746 FOR YOU TO LOOK AT. 286 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:48,142 - ♪DO YOU FEEL THE SAME AS I DO? ♪ 287 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,188 ♪CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪ 288 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,668 ♪ THINK OF WHAT YOU HAVE BESIDE YOU ♪ 289 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,801 - STOP MOVING SO FAST. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 290 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:58,021 - I HAVE TO STAY ON THE MOVE TO AVOID A PRE-TEEN RICKY PERV. 291 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,502 AND I'’M ON CLEAN-UP DUTY. 292 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,851 - I'’M GONNA GO. 293 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,157 - WHA-- YOU CAN'’T LEAVE ME HERE! 294 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,463 - I'’M SORRY, T. I CAN'’T STAY. 295 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,422 - HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HOME, WALK? 296 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,858 CRAP, I'’M BEING PAGED. 297 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,862 DON'’T MOVE, I'’LL BE RIGHT BACK. 298 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,343 - LIL'’ BITCH, WHERE'’S YOUR MOM? 299 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,040 - WITH BEN. I GUESS YOUR PLAN 300 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,695 TO RUIN MY PARENTS'’ RELATIONSHIP WORKED. HAPPY? 301 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,958 - [chuckles] LISTEN, YOUR DAD'’S THE ONE 302 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,482 WHO RUINED THEIR RELATIONSHIP, AND IT STARTED YEARS AGO. 303 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,006 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 304 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,964 - THINK ABOUT IT. WHY WOULD I HATE BUZZKILL 305 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,705 THIS MUCH FOR NO REASON? 306 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,359 BECAUSE I'’M THE ONE WHO HAD TO PICK UP THE PIECES 307 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:34,405 WHEN HE SCREWED OVER YOUR MOM OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 308 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,667 - YOU'’RE DRUNK. 309 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,104 - AND YOU'’RE A DORK. 310 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,846 BUT AT LEAST TOMORROW, I'’LL BE SOBER. 311 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,370 FOR A WHILE. 312 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:48,071 [pop music] 313 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:52,162 ♪♪ 314 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,034 - WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? 315 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,601 - OH, I CAN'’T FOCUS. WE'’VE GOTTA PUT THIS ON HOLD. 316 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,082 - SERIOUSLY? 317 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,171 THERE'’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THEIR BREAK UP. 318 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,564 LET IT GO. - I'’M SORRY, 319 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,958 BUT I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF MY FRIEND. 320 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:05,915 - [groans] 321 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,881 - UGH. - CONGRATULATIONS. 322 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,447 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - MY WIFE. 323 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,711 - OH, MM, SHE'’S HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITHOUT YOU. 324 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,235 - ALLY, I DON'’T WANT TO GET INTO IT 325 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,845 ON YOUR WEDDING DAY. - YOU'’RE A SCHMUCK. 326 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,805 - WHERE IS SHE? 327 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:30,244 - ♪ WELL, YOU'’VE GOT TO GO ♪ 328 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:36,163 ♪ YOU'’VE GOT TO GO ♪ 329 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:40,907 - YET AGAIN, YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE. 330 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,169 NOW, LEAVE. 331 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,040 IT'’S WHAT YOU DO BEST. 332 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,957 - ♪ FELT TOO STRONGLY 333 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:52,701 ♪ NOW IT'’S TIME ♪ 334 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,964 - I COULDN'’T TELL IF IT WAS THE TWO DOZEN BOBBY PINS 335 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,098 MAKING MY BRAIN HURT, OR JAKE'’S MERCILESS WORDS 336 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,013 PLAYING OVER AND OVER IN MY HEAD. 337 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,449 OUR TIMING WAS OFF? 338 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,277 DID HE JUST THROW THAT OUT THERE 339 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,844 OR WAS IT SOMETHING REAL? 340 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,890 AND IF SO, WAS IT OFF WITH MY PARENTS TOO? 341 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,761 IF WHAT ALLY SAID WAS TRUE, 342 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:13,113 THEN BEN WASN'’T MY MOTHER'’S MATTY, MY DAD WAS, 343 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,898 WHICH MADE ME THE LIVING, BREATHING MANIFESTATION 344 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,682 OF MY PARENTS'’ BAD TIMING. 345 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,685 THE MISTAKE WHO KEPT MY MOM FROM HER JAKE. 346 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,513 AND IF THAT THOUGHT DIDN'’T DESTROY ME, 347 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:25,212 THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE LYING IN WAIT TO FINISH THE JOB. 348 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:29,607 WOULD MY MOM HAVE ENDED UP WITH BEN IF IT WASN'’T FOR ME? 349 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,175 - THAT BARTENDER WOULD NOT TEND TO ME. 350 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,221 HE CUT ME OFF. 351 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,483 [fabric ripping] UGH. 352 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,789 AT MY OWN WEDDING. 353 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,227 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? MAKE SURE WE DON'’T TIP HIM. 354 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:44,231 - LUCKY FOR YOU, YOUR FAVE NIECE IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY. 355 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,580 YOU'’RE WELCOME. - MM. 356 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,842 - HEY! - OKAY. 357 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,670 - HEY, THAT'’S MY SHOT. 358 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,064 - THE POSITION OF BRIDESMAID SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. 359 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,283 - COME ON! YOU'’RE SPOILING ALL THE FUN. 360 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,719 SHE IS ONE DRINK AWAY 361 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,286 FROM PEEING HERSELF. - NO MORE. 362 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,722 WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING SURE THAT 363 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,856 THE BRIDE IS PRESENTABLE FOR HER CONSUMMATION. 364 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,293 - I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU'’RE GONNA BE IN MY WEDDING PICTURES. 365 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:07,732 MAYBE THE PHOTOGRAPHER CAN COLOR YOU OUT. 366 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,821 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO WELL WITH THIS SHOT? 367 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,736 VODKA CHASER. 368 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,739 [dance music] 369 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:18,613 ♪ 370 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,354 - SMILE. 371 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,618 - [chuckles] I LOVE YOU GUYS! 372 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,186 [laughs] OOF. 373 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,365 - MY WALK OF LAME LEFT ME WITH A LOT OF BLISTERS 374 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,975 AND A LITTLE CLARITY. 375 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,673 THERE WAS NEVER A WRONG TIME TO SAY "I LOVE YOU." 376 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,589 IF JAKE LEFT ME BECAUSE I DIDN'’T MEET HIS DEADLINE, 377 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,722 MAYBE I WAS LUCKY TO GET OUT WHEN I DID. 378 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,072 OR MAYBE I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER 379 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,032 BECAUSE I WAS STILL PARALYZED BY THE PAIN? 380 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,990 [knocking at window] 381 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:57,347 ♪ WILL I BREAK? WILL I STAND STRONG? ♪ 382 00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,089 - I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED. 383 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,917 - WHAT HAPPENED? BECAUSE I'’M STILL IN THE DARK. 384 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,049 - HE DIDN'’T SAY MUCH. 385 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,922 HOW ARE YOU? 386 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:10,099 - NUMB. 387 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,581 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'’S WRONG WITH ME. 388 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,366 - NOTHING. 389 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,195 NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU. 390 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,502 - ♪I DON'’T WANNA BREAK YOUR HEART TONIGHT ♪ 391 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,460 - SOMETHING'’S WRONG WITH THIS ZIPPER. 392 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,768 CAN YOU HELP ME? 393 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,465 NO! NO, UNZIP IT. 394 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,859 IT'’S TOO RESTRICTING. 395 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,386 - YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'’T COME HERE FOR ALLY TONIGHT. 396 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,085 - [giggles] 397 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,175 BEN, I HAVE A LOTOF BAGGAGE. 398 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,525 - WHICH I CAN CARRY. 399 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,484 I AM A STRONG GUY. - YOU ARE. 400 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,879 YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN STRONG. 401 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,446 AND YOU WILL BE STRONG AGAIN. 402 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,971 - ♪ ALL ALONE, STAY WITH ME UNTIL THE DAWN ♪ 403 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,234 - [chuckles] - HMM. 404 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,236 - ♪ CAN'’T KEEP FALLING APART ♪ 405 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:03,196 - WHOO-HOO-HOO! - ♪WE GOTTA LET THIS GO ♪ 406 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,807 ♪MY BODY CAN'’T SAY NO ♪ - [grunting] 407 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,200 - [laughs] 408 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,898 I-I'’D BETTER GO WRANGLE THE BRIDE. 409 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,900 - ♪ LET'’S FEEL WHAT THE BEAT IS FOR ♪ 410 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,467 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 411 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,035 - YOU TOO. - ♪YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ 412 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,602 - ♪DANCE WITH ME TONIGHT ♪ - MM-HMM. 413 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:22,041 - ♪ '’CAUSE I DON'’T WANT TO BREAK YOUR HEART TONIGHT ♪ 414 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,478 ♪OH! ♪ 415 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,394 - AND ONE MORE THING... 416 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,612 I LOVE YOU, JAKE ROSATI. 417 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,444 - WHAT DID I DO? 418 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,100 - BEAUTIFUL. 419 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,928 I'’M SORRY. - SAVE IT. 420 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:43,323 MY RICKY CHAPTER IS CLOSED. CONSIDER YOURSELF O.O.P. 421 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,673 - OKAY, I-I MAY BE OUT OF PRINT, 422 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,849 BUT I'’M STILL AVAILABLE IN LIMITED EDITION. 423 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,851 - UGH. 424 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,158 - OKAY, AT LEAST FOR A DANCE. 425 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:55,509 HOW ABOUT IT? FOR OLD TIMES'’ SAKE? 426 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,815 - GET IN LINE! 427 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,817 THE LADY IS WITH ME. 428 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:00,905 - [scoffs] 429 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,824 - ♪I'’M THINKING ABOUT THE ONLY ONE ♪ 430 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,740 - [sighs] I'’M PRETTY SURE I LOVE YOU. 431 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,438 I FEEL IT RIGHT HERE. 432 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:15,659 - IT'’S PROBABLY COMING FROM A LITTLE FURTHER SOUTH. 433 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,313 - ♪ I'’M THINKING ABOUT THE ONLY ONE ♪ 434 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,534 - ON YOUR BODY, NOT MINE. 435 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:25,016 - [sniffling] THIS IS SURREAL. 436 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,976 - YEP. - I'’M CRYING TO YOU ABOUT JAKE. 437 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,891 - I'’M LISTENING TO YOU CRY TO ME ABOUT JAKE. 438 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,588 - WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT US? 439 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,199 - WE'’RE WEIRDOS. 440 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:37,551 - I'’M WEIRD. YOU? 441 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,249 YOU'’RE WONDERFUL. 442 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:43,296 - HEY, THIS ISN'’T THE MATTY HOUR. 443 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,125 LET'’S FOCUS ON YOU. 444 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,823 YOU FEELING BETTER? 445 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,390 - SURPRISINGLY, NO. 446 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,696 I'’M STILL... RACKING MY BRAIN, 447 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,699 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENT... 448 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,963 BETTER. 449 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,227 GUESS I JUST WAITED TOO LONG TO TELL HIM HOW I FELT. 450 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:07,102 - I CAN RELATE. 451 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,975 HE'’LL COME TO HIS SENSES. 452 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:15,632 I SUSPECT JAKE'’S JUST TRYING TO GET OVER HIS OWN INSECURITY. 453 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,460 ONCE HE KNOWS THERE'’S NO REASON TO BE INSEC-- 454 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,376 - WHAT IF THERE IS? 455 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:24,511 - IS WHAT? - A REASON. 456 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,819 WHAT IF HE COULD SENSE THAT I WAS STRUGGLING TO FALL IN LOVE 457 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:32,345 WITH HIM BECAUSE... 458 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,911 I HAVEN'’T FALLEN OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU? 459 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,262 - ♪DECISIONS YOU DO OR MAKE ♪ 460 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,394 ♪ I'’M AWARE THEY CAN HAUNT YOU ♪ 461 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,014 ♪♪ 462 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,407 - WHERE'’S JENNA? 463 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,235 - SHE'’S GONE. 464 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:57,108 - ♪ YOU'’RE HERE EARLY ♪ 465 00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:01,461 - MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF BAD TIMING. 466 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:05,639 MY CONCEPTION, MY ACCIDENT, JAKE'’S AFFECTION. 467 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,075 - US. 468 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,080 - US. 469 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,866 - MAYBE THE TIMING'’S... 470 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,652 FINALLY RIGHT. 471 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,262 - AND MAYBE, 472 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,438 FINALLY, IT WAS TIME FOR MY LIFE 473 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,961 TO BE LESS COMPLICATED. - ♪BRING ON THE FIRE ♪ 474 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,442 ♪'’CAUSE BUSINESS IS CRUEL ♪ 475 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:30,490 ♪ AND SOPHIE'’S GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE ♪ 476 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:35,408 ♪TAKE IT OUT ON ME ♪ 477 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:40,326 ♪TAKE IT OUT ON ME ♪ 34270

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