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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:04,178 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,179 - YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO LURE YOU AWAY FROM JAKE? 3 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,354 - YES! 4 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:07,790 - MATTY'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY. 5 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,879 HAVE YOU NOTICED? both: TRUCE. 6 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:13,404 - I HAD FAITH THAT MATTY AND I HAD POTENTIAL TO BE FRIENDS. 7 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,195 [class bell rings] 8 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,587 [upbeat pop music] 9 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:24,024 - LOVE IS A SHAM! 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,156 - JEALOUSY ALWAYS HAD A WAY 11 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:27,897 OF BRINGING OUT THE WORST IN PEOPLE. 12 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,943 - AMY! I GAVE YOU MY HEART, 13 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:35,122 MY SOUL, MY SWEATSHIRT! 14 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,340 I GAVE HERTHAT SWEATSHIRT. 15 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,604 - BAD BREAKUP? - 10.5 ON THE DICK-TER SCALE. 16 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:42,042 TONY CAUGHT AMY WITH LEVI AT HIS SISTER'S QUINCEANERA. 17 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,436 - OUCH. WASN'T THAT PARTY OVER A MONTH AGO? 18 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,264 CLEARLY, THE FACT THAT IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY 19 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,614 WAS GIVING TONY P.T.X.D.-- 20 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,399 POST TRAUMATIC EX DISORDER. 21 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,096 - I HATE THIS HOLIDAY. 22 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,490 - V-DAY HAD DIVIDED THE SCHOOL INTO LOVERS AND HATERS, 23 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,448 AND I WAS A LOVER. 24 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,886 'CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, MY DAD WASN'T MY ONLY VALENTINE. 25 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,193 I FINALLY HAD NO REASON TO HATE ON HALLMARK 26 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,152 BECAUSE I HAD A PERFECT BOYFRIEND. 27 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,979 THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT. 28 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,590 I WAS GONNA ENJOY THE DAY... 29 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,635 - LOVE SUCKS! 30 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:15,249 - AS A HUMAN TARGET. 31 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,946 [computer keys clicking] 32 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,600 [bang] 33 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,297 - NICE LOOK. 34 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,951 - I WAS THE VICTIM OF A LOVE-HATE CRIME. 35 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:24,519 - THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR P.D.A. 36 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:27,913 ANYWAY, I NEED SOME ADVICE. 37 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,611 WHAT MAKES THE PERFECT DATE FOR A VALENTINE? 38 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:33,658 - SO JAKE HAD SENT MATTY OVER TO GET SOME COVERT INTEL. 39 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,530 WELL, SOMEPLACE CLOSE IS GOOD. 40 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,314 - KEEP IT LOCAL. GOT IT. 41 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,881 - AND IT'S KIND OF A BUZZKILL IF YOU NEED A TRANSLATOR 42 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,535 TO READ THE MENU. - AND NOT TOO FANCY. 43 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,492 - AND VERY IMPORTANT-- THE PLACE SHOULD BE QUIET, 44 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:42,667 SO YOU CAN TALK. 45 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,191 I'D HIGHLY RECOMMEND BISTO'S. 46 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,149 - WHAT ABOUT FLOWERS? - FLOWERS ARE GREAT. 47 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:47,585 BUT NOT CARNATIONS OR ANYTHING WITH BABY'S BREATH. 48 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,152 - [laughs] 49 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,675 DOES THAT SMELL LIKE BOOBS? - GROSS. 50 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,895 PERSONALLY, I PREFER TULIPS. 51 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:55,289 - HEY, SORRY I HAD TO KISS AND RUN. 52 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:58,205 I LEFT SOMETHING FOR YOU IN MY CAR. 53 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,858 WHAT'S UP? 54 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,469 - NOTHING. I GOTTA GO. 55 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,123 - ALL RIGHT. - LATER. 56 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,648 - SO HERE'S THE SOMETHING THAT I FORGOT. 57 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:07,779 - OH! 58 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,303 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 59 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:11,087 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED... - [raspy] LOVE. 60 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,176 - BEETLES? - IT'S A LOVE BUG. 61 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:16,658 YOU KNOW, LIKE A BUG THAT BRINGS... 62 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:17,354 NEVER MIND. 63 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:19,095 [titters] 64 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,662 SO TONIGHT... - [giggles] 65 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,577 - I WAS THINKING, UH, PICK YOU UP AT ABOUT 7:00? 66 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,623 [fades] DOES THAT GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME TO GET READY? 67 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,886 - [intensified giggle] 68 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:30,150 - I'M SORRY. - WHAT? WHY? 69 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,412 - THE BUG. IT WAS AN IMPULSE BUY. 70 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:34,197 I PROMISE, TONIGHT, EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER. 71 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,329 - IT'S ADORABLE. I LOVE MY BUG. 72 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:38,506 [locker shuts] 73 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:41,683 SO MATTY AND THAT FRESHMAN-- ARE THEY DATING? 74 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,163 - DATING? NO. 75 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,816 HE'S ABOUT TO HOOK, LINE, AND SINK HER. 76 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:47,950 - RIGHT. DATING IS SO NOT MATTY. 77 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,517 WHICH WASN'T ENTIRELY TRUE. 78 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,735 WE HAD GONE ON A DATE. 79 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:51,606 MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T TELL YOU? 80 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,129 - NAH. HE'D TELL ME. 81 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,784 BESIDES, VALENTINE'S DAY IS SAPPY, 82 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,612 AND THAT KID DOES NOT DO SAPPY. 83 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,527 - I HATE SKANKS. 84 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,268 AND SENTIMENTALITY. 85 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:05,489 UGH, ALL THIS V-DAY CRAP IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 86 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,230 - YOU'RE SUCH A SCROOGE. 87 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,406 - SCROOGE HATED CHRISTMAS, DIP-HOLE. 88 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO AMPED UP ABOUT. 89 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,323 YOU'RE SINGLE. 90 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,238 - AND YOU'RE MEAN. AND SINGLE. 91 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:20,417 SO TONIGHT, I WAS THINKING WE COULD KICK OFF 92 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,854 OUR CARBS-ONLY MOVIE MARATHON WITH A CLASSIC LOVE STORY-- 93 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:25,901 IN YOUR HONOR-- LIKE MEAN GIRLS. 94 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,207 - AS PATHETIC AS THAT SOUNDS, 95 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,078 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME. 96 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,514 - BUT IT'S TRADITION. 97 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:33,387 - MAYBE IT'S A HEAVY FLOW DAY. I DON'T KNOW. 98 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:36,433 I'M JUST FEELING ESPECIALLY BITCHY TODAY. 99 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,566 - AND HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM EVERY OTHER DAY? 100 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,611 [class bell rings] 101 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:41,656 - HE GAVE YOU A COCKROACH? 102 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,527 - IT'S A LOVE BUG. 103 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:47,705 I SWEAR, VALENTINE'S IS TOTALLY RACIST AGAINST SINGLE PEOPLE! 104 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,317 - IT'S JUST A TOY THAT HE PROBABLY GOT AT THE CAR WASH. 105 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,581 - DON'T TRY TO CLIMB INTO OUR LOVE GHETTO. 106 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:54,756 YOU KNOW JAKE IS GONNA PLAN SOMETHING FANTASMIC 107 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,323 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 108 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,062 HE PROBABLY COMMISSIONED A PORTRAIT OF YOU GUYS 109 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,107 MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF SKITTLES. 110 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,283 - WHO WANTS TO EAT THEIR OWN FACE? 111 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,502 - UH, I DO. 112 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,025 BUT INSTEAD I'LL BE PLANTED IN FRONT OF MY DVR 113 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,461 DOING SHOTS OF CYANIDE WITH YOU. 114 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:07,725 - NOT THIS YEAR. 115 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:08,639 I'M GOING TO THE B.H.P. 116 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,511 - THE BLACK HEARTS PARTY? 117 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,642 - WHAT IS THAT? 118 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,905 - ONLY THEEVENT FOR THE SINGLE AND BITTER! 119 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,994 WHAT TIME ARE WE ROLLING IN? IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO EARLY, 120 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,387 YET IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO LATE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. 121 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,649 - T, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THIS ONE. 122 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,607 - WHY? WHO'S MORE SINGLE AND BITTER THAN ME? 123 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,043 WELL, BESIDES TONY. 124 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,001 - TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 125 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:26,048 - TRUST ME, I DO. - YOU CAN'T! 126 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:29,660 RICKY'S GOING TO BE THERE. 127 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,096 AND HE'S IN LOVE. 128 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,881 - I CALL SHENANIGANS. 129 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,491 - PEOPLE ARE TALKING. 130 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,277 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT RICKY SCHWARTZ. 131 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,800 THE ONLY TIME HE USES THE "L" WORD 132 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,931 IS FOR BURRITOS AND LESBIAN PORN. 133 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,194 BESIDES, IF HE FELL IN LOVE THAT FAST, 134 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,022 THEN I MEANT NOTHING TO HIM, 135 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:45,459 AND THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. JENNA, CONFIRM. 136 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,112 THIS IS WHAT EXES DO. 137 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,288 THEY MAKE UP RUMORS TO GET INTO YOUR HEAD, 138 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,116 TO SCREW WITH YOU. I'M RIGHT, RIGHT? 139 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,292 - RIGHT. 140 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,423 ABOUT RICKY. 141 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,512 BUT THAT RULE DOESN'T APPLY TO ALL EXES. 142 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,472 MATTY AND I DON'T PLAY HEAD GAMES. 143 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,996 OR DID WE? 144 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:05,479 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT GIRL MATTY'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH? 145 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:06,915 - YES. - YES. 146 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:09,483 - DO YOU THINK SHE'S ATTRACTIVE? 147 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,920 - YES. - YES. 148 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,881 - I GUESS, IF YOU'RE INTO A LOT OF MAKEUP. 149 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,187 WHAT? I'M JUST CURIOUS 150 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:20,145 AS TO WHAT SHE'S HIDING UNDER ALL THAT. 151 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:22,844 - NOBODY LIKES A GREEN-EYED MONSTER. 152 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,498 - I'M NOT JEALOUS. 153 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,543 MY FRIENDS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 154 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,719 IT'S JUST THAT THIS NEW FRIEND DOESN'T REALLY MEET 155 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,330 MY OLD FRIEND'S STANDARDS. 156 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,461 - SO THE NEW FRIEND IS SUPER RAD? 157 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,420 - NO. 158 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,725 - THEN WHY DO YOU SEEM SO JEALOUS? 159 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:35,813 - [snickers] JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SEEMS JEALOUS 160 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:38,163 DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE. 161 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:42,690 - ACTUALLY, IT PROBABLY DOES. 162 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,344 AND I GET IT. 163 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,737 IT IS NOT FUN TO FEEL REPLACED. 164 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:49,958 - IRONICALLY, VAL HAD BECOME A LOT MORE INSIGHTFUL 165 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:50,915 SINCE SHE LEFT THE GUIDANCE OFFICE. 166 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,221 - DON'T FEEL THREATENED. 167 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,005 YOUR MOM AND I WERE JUST BEING BUDS 168 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,180 WHEN WE WENT OUT FOR A GIRLS NIGHT LAST WEEK. 169 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,704 - YOU HUNG OUT WITH MY MOM? 170 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,922 - REALLY, JENNA, 171 00:05:57,922 --> 00:06:00,708 IT WAS JUST DINNER BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS. 172 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:04,538 BUT THE FEELINGS YOU'RE HAVING ARE NORMAL. 173 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,888 DON'T YOU WORRY. 174 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,542 I WILL NEVER PUT YOU IN THE BACKSEAT. 175 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,544 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU GOT PERMANENT SHOTGUN. 176 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,459 - GREAT. 177 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,330 - ONE MORE THING. 178 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,202 [candy scrapes across table] 179 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,508 SORRY. 180 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,988 THAT'S NOT FOR YOU. 181 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,990 SAVING THAT FOR ALOK. 182 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,426 LOST A LITTLE BIT OF THE "K." 183 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,601 BUT WE FRENCH KISS, SO HE WON'T MIND. 184 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:27,604 THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. 185 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,214 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE 186 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:33,741 MY BFF-- 187 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,656 STANDS FOREVER. 188 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:40,878 - SO I MADE THE USUAL RESERVATION AT THE RED ONION 189 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,664 FOR OUR VALENTINE'S DINNER. 190 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,492 - HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT I HAVE A REAL DATE TONIGHT. 191 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,407 - OH, ACTUALLY IT DOESN'T LOOK 192 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,017 LIKE YOU HATED BREAKING THAT TO ME AT ALL. 193 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,280 - BET MOM'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT. 194 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,369 TAKE HER OUT AND FINALLY HAVE A VALENTINE'S DINNER 195 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,850 WITHOUT YOUR ANNOYING KID TAGGING ALONG. 196 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,200 - NOT THIS YEAR, KIDDO. 197 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:03,771 - [laughs] 198 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,164 WHAT A SURPRISE! 199 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,253 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PICKING JENNA UP TODAY. 200 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,081 IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING 201 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,605 WITH SO MUCH ON MY PLATE. 202 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,476 - LIKE WHAT? 203 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:18,873 - LIKE ALL OF MY EVENTS WITH ALL OF MY NEW FRIENDS. 204 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:19,656 - THE OLD FRIEND BIT. 205 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,658 SHE WAS POSTURING. 206 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,052 - HOW ABOUT YOU? 207 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,619 - NOPE. NOT MUCH TO TELL. 208 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:29,536 EXCEPT THAT OUR DAUGHTER'S HOME SAFE... 209 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:32,321 AND I'M GONNA GO. 210 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:33,757 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, LACE. 211 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,542 - YOU TOO! 212 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,286 - LOTS TO DO? LIKE WHAT? 213 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,506 HANG OUT WITH MY OLD GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? 214 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,508 YOU KNOW WHAT? 215 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,901 I BET THERE'S A GOOD LIFETIME MARATHON ON TONIGHT. 216 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,729 SO WHY DON'T YOU WATCH THAT 217 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,645 AND GIVE ME THE PLAY-BY-PLAY WHEN I GET HOME FROM MY DATE? 218 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:54,996 - OR YOU CAN CATCH THE END WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE HOME BY 10:00. 219 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,874 - I'M SORRY I DIDN'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU. 220 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,615 THIS WHOLE CURFEW THING 221 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,749 IS REALLY THROWING OFF MY TIMETABLE FOR THE NIGHT. 222 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:11,621 I JUST REALLY WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT. 223 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,709 - AND IT ALREADY IS. 224 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,841 STARTING WITH THE GREAT RESTAURANT. 225 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,191 THANKS TO MY SUGGESTION. 226 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,628 - THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT. 227 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:22,153 GOOD FOOD, NOT TOO NOISY, SO WE CAN, UH-- 228 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,373 - TALK? - EXACTLY. 229 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,201 - ROSATI FOR TWO. - YEAH. 230 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:29,509 - I'VE GOT THE PERFECT TABLE. 231 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,511 [romantic music] 232 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:37,081 ♪ 233 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,082 - THE MAITRE D' WAS WRONG. 234 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,780 AND SO WAS JAKE. 235 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,651 NOT ONLY WAS MATTY DATING, 236 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:42,652 HE WAS ON MYDATE. 237 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,658 - WOW, THIS IS, UH-- 238 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:51,008 - A COINCIDENCE. - OR A TOTAL SETUP. 239 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,619 I COULD SMELL A RAT. 240 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,012 OR WAS IT THE SCENT OF A CHEAP, FRESHMAN BARBIE? 241 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,144 - IS THERE A PROBLEM? 242 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,755 - I REQUESTED A WINDOW TABLE. 243 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:02,193 - UNFORTUNATELY, WE ARE BOOKED SOLID. 244 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,239 - I GUESS WE'RE SITTING. [titters] 245 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:07,547 [mellow pop music] 246 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:15,076 ♪ 247 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:20,560 - HEY, YOU GUYS HAVEN'T MET. COURTNEY. JAKE. 248 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,127 both: HI. - AND THIS IS... 249 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,694 - THE GIRL HE DEFLOWERED AT SUMMER CAMP. 250 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:25,695 - JENNA. 251 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:28,655 - NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 252 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,831 MATTY, THIS PLACE IS SO ROMANTIC. 253 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,277 OOH. 254 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:45,019 GOOD THING YOUR ASS IS SMALL. YOU ALMOST STAINED MY SKIRT. 255 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,237 - YEAH, GOOD THING. 256 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,283 AND GOOD THING I DUMPED HER DATE, 257 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,719 OR HER ASS WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRMLY PLANTED ON HER COUCH. 258 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:53,114 ALONE. - I'M REALLY SORRY. 259 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,898 I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE. 260 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,204 - IT'S FINE. 261 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,336 BECAUSE WEWERE MATURE. 262 00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,555 WELL, MOST OF US. 263 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,338 - I CAN TALK TO THE HOST AGAIN. 264 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,427 - LET'S JUST FOCUS ON US. 265 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:05,692 WE WON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE HERE. 266 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:10,305 - ARE YOU GONNA USE THAT EXTRA NAPKIN? 267 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,436 THANKS. - MM. 268 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:15,440 [electronic music] 269 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,748 ♪ 270 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,054 - TELL ME THIS. 271 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,577 IF RICKY'S SO IN LOVE, 272 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,666 WHY IS HE AT A SINGLES PARTY? 273 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,449 - THE MAFIA IS NEVER WRONG. 274 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,538 - [gasps] QUICK, ACT CROSS-FADED. 275 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:29,106 [laughter] 276 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:32,544 - HEY, MING. TAMARA. 'SUP? 277 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,154 - [laughs] 278 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,765 DID YOU SEE THAT? 279 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,680 HE JUST BREEZED ON BY LIKE I WAS INVISIBLE. 280 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,509 - NO, HE SAW YOU. HE SAID YOUR NAME. 281 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:43,904 - EXACTLY. MY NAME, NOT "BEAUTIFUL" OR "BABE." 282 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,080 HE IS ABSOLUTELY [bleep] WITH ME, BUT THE JOKE IS ON HIM 283 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,298 BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. 284 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:50,475 NOW HELP ME FIND SOMEONE TO DRY HUMP. 285 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,129 [mellow pop music] 286 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:59,006 ♪ 287 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,704 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEND IT BACK? 288 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,097 - I CAN JUST EAT AROUND THEM. 289 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,228 - OH, NOT A GOOD IDEA. 290 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,057 HERE, GIVE THEM TO ME. YEAH. 291 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,016 OH, LITTLE CHICKEN THERE. 292 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,500 SHE'S ALLERGIC. 293 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,372 - YOU'RE ALLERGIC? 294 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,113 - A LITTLE. 295 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,418 I'VE MENTIONED IT BEFORE. 296 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,420 - YEAH, SHE HAS. 297 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,946 OTHERWISE, HOW WOULD I KNOW? 298 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:26,773 YOU GOTTA TRY THIS. 299 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,219 - MMM. [laughter] 300 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,437 - LOOK, LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 301 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,570 WAITER? - NO, NO, NO. 302 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,658 I'M FINE WITH BREADSTICKS. 303 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,530 SEE? AHH. 304 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,710 - OH, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE ONE. 305 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,494 - JAKE, NO, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T WANT ONE. 306 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,757 - I WANT TO. - IT'S SUCH A WASTE. 307 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,629 - UNA ROSA, POR FAVOR. - [gasps, squeals] 308 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,674 - ACTUALLY, THEY ARE REALLY PRETTY. 309 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,155 - FIRST TULIPS AND NOW THIS? 310 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,460 - DO YOU WANT ME TO CHASE HER DOWN? 311 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,810 I CAN DO THAT. 312 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,420 - BIZATCH. 313 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,900 NOT ONLY HAD SHE CRASHED MY PERFECT DATE, 314 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,815 BUT SHE'D ALSO SNAKED MY PERFECT FLOWERS, 315 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,947 WHICH I SUDDENLY REALIZED WERE GLARINGLY ABSENT FROM MY NIGHT. 316 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,428 - YEAH, THE ZITI'S PRETTY GOOD, 317 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,169 BUT I GOTTA BE HONEST, NOT AS GOOD AS MINE. 318 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,649 - YOU COOK? - [chuckles] 319 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,086 THAT'S HILARIOUS. - EXCUSE ME? 320 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,611 - YOU CAN'T EVEN COOK A POP-TART, BRO. 321 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,568 - UH, WHO MADE THAT AMAZING FRENCH TOAST LAST WEEKEND? 322 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,918 - YOUR MOM. - AFTER I SET HER UP. 323 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,399 - [laughs] THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 324 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,705 - [laughs] 325 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,141 - HAVE YOU EVER USED A WHISK? - ISN'T HE CUTE? 326 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,014 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ON A DATE WITH MATTY MCKIBBEN! 327 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,232 - EITHER WAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER-- 328 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,581 - AND NEITHER COULD I. 329 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,062 - NORMALLY, EYELINER'S REALLY FEM, 330 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,760 BUT YOURS MAKES ME FEEL EMO-SEXUAL. 331 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,240 [scoffs] WHATEVER, TWILIGHT. 332 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,330 CHOOSE A GENDER. 333 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,115 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY? 334 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,420 HOLY PHOTO OP. 335 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,989 I JUST REALIZED THIS IS YOUR FIRST RED CUP! 336 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,382 OR BLACK CUP. WHATEVER. 337 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,949 WE NEED TO TWEET THIS ASAP. 338 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,778 HEY, CAN YOU PIXELIZE US? 339 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,083 - ALL RIGHT. 340 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,650 - SAY, "LOVE SUCKS." 341 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,218 both: LOVE SUCKS. 342 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,915 - RICKY SCHWARTZ AT 10:00. 343 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,744 I NEED SOME LIPS TO SMACK STAT. 344 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,267 - SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT. 345 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,965 I'VE SUGGESTED ELECTROCONVULSIVE THERAPY BUT... 346 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,663 I'LL JUST TAKE THAT BACK NOW. 347 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,317 - NO, THE SPAZ IS RIGHT. 348 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,667 THIS MOMENT NEEDS TO BE IMMORTALIZED. 349 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,061 I'M FRED WU, BY THE WAY. 350 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,323 - MING. 351 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,325 - WELL, MING-JUST-MING... 352 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,588 - [laughs] - SMILE. 353 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,420 - BUTTA TEETH. - BUTTA TEETH? 354 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,030 - EVERYTHING LOOKED GOOD BUT THE TEETH. 355 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:37,164 I AM TOTALLY SHOOTING IN THE DARK HERE. 356 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,079 WHERE ARE THE DAMN LIGHTS? 357 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,473 [music stops, all groaning] 358 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,520 NOBODY MOVE. 359 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,611 [music resumes] 360 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:53,136 ANISH BHATIA BY THE DOOR. EASY TARGET. 361 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,529 - NO, THEY HAD NO DEFENSE, JAKE! 362 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,444 - BUT OFFENSE IS WHAT GETS YOU IN THE PLAYOFFS. 363 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,314 - OKAY, COME HERE. - IT'S--OKAY. 364 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,100 - SEE... THIS IS YOUR OFFENSE. 365 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,145 NOTHING, LITTLE-- THEY'RE N-NOTHING. 366 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:05,235 - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY-- 367 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,542 HEY, I'M SORRY. 368 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,717 GOING ON ABOUT SOME STUPID GAME 369 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,024 WHEN I HAVE THE REAL PRIZE RIGHT HERE. 370 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,069 - IT WAS SWEET. WE WERE SWEET. 371 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,680 AND SUDDENLY, IT DIDN'T MATTER THAT MY NIGHT HAD BEEN HIJACKED. 372 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,900 I HAD JAKE, WHO WOULD HOLD MY HAND IN PUBLIC. 373 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,598 COURTNEY WAS NEVER GONNA GET THAT FROM MATTY. 374 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,735 OKAY, SO MAYBE NOT NEVER. 375 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,519 OH! - OH. 376 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,564 - OH. 377 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,697 BUT HE WAS STILL HIDING HER. 378 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:33,916 RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN. 379 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,313 - MATTY WASN'T HIDING HIS FEELINGS... 380 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,618 - WAITER, WE NEED SOME ICE. 381 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:41,532 - HE WAS FLAUNTING THEM, 382 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,012 AND I WAS TOTALLY JEALOUS. 383 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,796 - AW, IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO SWELL. 384 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,973 - YEAH, THAT SOUNDED LIKE THAT REALLY HURT. 385 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,845 - IT'S FINE, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 386 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,586 - WELL, I'M GONNA GET SOME ICE. 387 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,327 - T, YOU WERE SO RIGHT. 388 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,634 I'M NO MORE EVOLVED WITH MATTY THAN YOU ARE WITH RICKY. 389 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,159 HE'S HERE ON MY DATE WITH HIS OWN DATE, 390 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,944 AND I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 391 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:06,775 - I PUT SOME ICE IN A NAPKIN. 392 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,907 SORRY IF THERE'S SOME DIET COKE ON IT. 393 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,780 - THANKS. - NO, NO, THANK YOU... 394 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,477 FOR ALL THE POINTERS. 395 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,524 COURTNEY SEEMS LIKE SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME, RIGHT? 396 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,395 - SUDDENLY, IT ALL MADE SENSE. 397 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:21,790 THE RESTAURANT, THE TULIPS, THE PUBLIC DISPLAY 398 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,052 OF DIGITAL CONNECTION. 399 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,488 MATTY WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS. 400 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,230 - I JUST, UM-- 401 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,797 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SCREW THINGS UP WITH HER 402 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:32,714 LIKE I DID WITH YOU. 403 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,630 - HEY, YOU OKAY? 404 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,501 - ONLY TIME WOULD TELL. 405 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,720 [dance music] 406 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,462 - [sighs] WHAT AM I DOING? 407 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,116 I HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO OUT-DOUCHE A DOUCHE 408 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,205 WHO ISN'T EVEN HERE ANYMORE. 409 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,077 JEALOUSY IS NOT A GOOD COLOR ON ME. 410 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,646 AN NEITHER IS RED ON YOU. 411 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,213 - [sighs] RED? 412 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,911 - YOU'VE GOT FULL-ON BEER BLUSH HAPPENING. 413 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,523 WAIT. 414 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,961 WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING? 415 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,353 AM I [bleep]-BLOCKING? 416 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,398 - YES. - YES. 417 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,442 - WELL, WRAP IT UP. 418 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:09,055 I GOTTA PEE, AND THEN WE'RE OUTTY 5,000. 419 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,883 OH, GOTTA PEE. EXCUSE ME, SORRY. 420 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,148 REALLY GOTTA PEE. OKAY, EXCUSE ME. 421 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,456 LOOK, I GET THAT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE 422 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,371 DOESN'T INVOLVE THE KIND OF BODILY FUNCTIONS 423 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,285 WE ALL NEED TO PERFORM, 424 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:26,507 BUT THAT'S WHAT CARS WERE MADE FOR. 425 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,771 SERIOUSLY, I DRANK TWO BITTER PILLS AND THREE BLOODY CUPIDS, 426 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:33,035 AND I NEED TO PEE! 427 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,864 RICKY? 428 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:40,173 [liquid hitting floor] 429 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,261 - [laughs] 430 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,871 - MING! CAR, NOW! 431 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,662 - IT WAS FUN. - [laughs] BE HONEST. 432 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,447 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, 433 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,667 I FIGURE I'M BATTING ABOUT A NEGATIVE 60 RIGHT NOW? 434 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,670 - STOP IT. 435 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,719 IT'S FOR ME. 436 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:05,328 FROM MY DAD. 437 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,809 [chuckles] 438 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,289 - GUY'S GOT CRAP TASTE. 439 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,688 - TONIGHT WAS AMAZING. 440 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:18,428 AND THESE FLOWERS-- 441 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,256 WHAT ARE THEY? 442 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,606 - CALLA LILIES. 443 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,609 STRONG BUT BEAUTIFUL. 444 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:29,961 THEY REMINDED ME OF YOU. 445 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,615 - SO MUCH BETTER THAN TULIPS. 446 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,922 - TULIPS? 447 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:34,923 TULIPS. - [laughs] 448 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,099 - SHOULD I HAVE GOTTEN YOU TULIPS? 449 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,319 HOW MANY MORE WAYS CAN I SCREW UP THIS DAY? 450 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,408 - THE REAL QUESTION WAS, HOW MANY WAYS COULD I? 451 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,497 I ALMOST LET MY JEALOUSY RUIN THE NIGHT 452 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,021 'CAUSE JAKE NEVER ASKED MATTY TO GET INTEL ABOUT WHAT I WANTED. 453 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,285 HE DIDN'T HAVE TO. HE JUST KNEW. 454 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,244 YOU DIDN'T SCREW UP ANYTHING. - NO, I DID. 455 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,158 I'VE BEEN A NERVOUS WRECK ALL DAY 456 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,377 AND BOTCHING EVERYTHING BECAUSE... 457 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,510 - THIS WAS THE BEST DATE EVER. - I LOVE YOU, JENNA. 458 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,426 - WHAT? 459 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,557 - I LOVE YOU. 460 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,212 [upbeat music] 461 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:11,786 ♪ 462 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:17,313 - AWESOME. 463 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,141 - YEAH. 464 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,839 UM... 465 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,103 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 466 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,851 - YOU'RE LATE. 467 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,159 AND DON'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING ME WHAT HE GAVE YOU. 468 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,856 I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. 469 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,641 - I COULD HAVE AND MAYBE SHOULD HAVE 470 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,251 RUBBED MY V-DAY BOOTY 471 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,732 IN MY MOTHER'S FACE, BUT I WASN'T HEARTLESS. 472 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,430 ACTUALLY, THIS WAS AT THE DOOR FOR YOU. 473 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,302 IT'S FROM DAD. 474 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,520 - REALLY? 475 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,392 - GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 476 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,611 [laid-back rock music] 477 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,918 ♪ 478 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,006 - WHAT IS IT? 479 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,488 - A BEETLE. 480 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,359 - [raspy] LOVE. 481 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:07,885 - [crying] 482 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,456 - JENNA. - T, WHAT ARE YOU-- 483 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,677 - RICKY'S IN LOVE... WITH SADIE. 484 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,852 AM I REALLY SO HIDEOUS THAT 485 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,984 HE'D CHOOSE DARTH HATER OVER ME? - WHAT? 486 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,986 SCREW RICKY SCHWARTZ. 487 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,031 - BUT RICKY IS-- 488 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,511 - NO BUTS. YOU'RE AMAZING. 489 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,165 IF HE WANTS TO BE WITH SADIE, LET HIM. 490 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,862 THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER. 491 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,080 - IT'S JUST REALLY HARD WHEN SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT 492 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,822 MOVES ON BEFORE YOU DO. 493 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,084 - IT WAS. 494 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,477 I HAD MOVED ON WITH JAKE, 495 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,523 SO WHY SHOULDN'T MATTY MOVE ON TOO? 496 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,220 - WHAT IF NOBODY EVER LOVES ME? 497 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,309 - HEY, I LOVE YOU. 498 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:44,095 - YEAH, BUT NOBODY GOOD LOVES ME. 499 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,445 [laughter] 500 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:49,405 - T, WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY PANTS? 501 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,147 - I PEED IN MINE. 502 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,758 [laughter] 503 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,507 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 504 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,943 - ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH JAKE? 505 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,684 - IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T FEEL SOMETHING, 506 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,033 IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT SURE I FEEL IT. 507 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,297 - WHEN DID YOU GUYS HAVE SEX? - WE HAVEN'T. 508 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,689 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY I LOVE YOU BEFORE YOU HAVE SEX. 509 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,777 - COME ON, MAN. THERE ISN'T AN ORDER. 510 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,649 - WE KNOW YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH MATTY, 511 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:16,693 BUT WHEN DID YOU KNOW? - AFTER WE HAD SEX. 512 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,129 - OKAY, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH JAKE. 513 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,261 THEN YOU'LL KNOW. 514 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,610 - I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SEX. 515 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,308 [all gasp] - OH. 35737

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