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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:04,395 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... - THE TAPE IS GOING PUBLIC? 2 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:05,744 - THAT FOOTAGE COULD SURFACE ANY MINUTE, 3 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,224 SO WE CAN TELL JAKE, 4 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,573 OR HE CAN SEE IT WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD. 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,184 - JENNA WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS OTHER GUY. 6 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:11,750 - I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS FROM JAKE. 7 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,796 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT OTHER GUY ANYMORE. 8 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:16,277 MOM, DO YOU WANNA TELL HIM? - I WROTE THAT LETTER TO JENNA. 9 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,631 - GOOD MORNING, PALOS HILLERS, DON'T FORGET THE ASSEMBLY 10 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,415 IN THE SCHOOL GYM THIS MORNING. 11 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,113 - IN MY ROLE AS PART OF A NEWSOME TWOSOME, 12 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,811 I WAS LEARNING THAT SOMETIMES I HAD TO BE LED... 13 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,160 - ROSATI. 14 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:36,253 - AND SOMETIMES I HAD TO TAKE THE LEAD. 15 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:42,085 RELATIONSHIPS WERE ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE... 16 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,003 AND RESTRAINT. 17 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,614 I WAS TRYING TO THROW MYSELF INTO MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JAKE 18 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:52,356 WITHOUT BEING THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND OF HIS PAST. 19 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,924 BUT LIKE A UNIBOOB IN A SPORTS BRA, 20 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,840 I WAS THE ONE BEING CONFINED... BY MY EX. 21 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,842 HE JUST COULDN'T ACCEPT REJECTION. 22 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,192 [siren wails] 23 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,238 - HOLLA! 24 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,631 V.P. MARKS IS IN THE HOUSE! 25 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:10,200 HEY, YOUR GRANDPA CALLED. HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK. 26 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,725 YO, SHORTY, WHY DON'T YOU TRY GROWING A FEW INCHES? 27 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,031 HEY, VAL, WHY'D YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? 28 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,293 IT LOOKS STUPID. 29 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:20,341 BULLYING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. 30 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,734 I WANNA THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THIS REQUIRED ASSEMBLY. 31 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:27,304 I AM PUMPED TO KICK OFF ANTI-BULLY AWARENESS WEEK, 32 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:32,004 WHICH CULMINATES WITH OUR 5K ON FRIDAY. 33 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:34,094 ANYONE ACTING LIKE A BULLY THIS WEEK 34 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,878 WILL RECEIVE A SCARLET "B" 35 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:40,274 AND REPORT TO MY OFFICE FOR SOME SERIOUS V.P. DISCIPLINE. 36 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,319 IT STANDS FOR VICE PRINCIPAL, 37 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,931 MY NEW POSITION, WHICH IS NO JOKE. 38 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,151 AND NEITHER IS DANCING FOR A CAUSE. 39 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:53,243 PLEASE WELCOME PALOS HILLS CHOREO CLUB: ZEUS TROUPE. 40 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:59,336 [cheers and applause] 41 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,251 - WHOO, GO, T.! 42 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,471 - [whistles] 43 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,430 - WAY TO SHOW OFF THE HONEY POT, LADIES. 44 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:11,957 [hip-hop music] 45 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:19,139 ♪ 46 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,191 - RICKY! 47 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:32,152 RICKY, YOU ARE A SCUM DUMPSTER! 48 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,328 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 49 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,243 RICKY, I SWEAR! 50 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,680 LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 51 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,856 RICKY! LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 52 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:44,555 - AND MATTY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDN'T LET GO. 53 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,866 - HOW DOES THAT RICKY SCHWARTZ GUY PULL SO MUCH TAIL? 54 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,781 - GIRLS ARE INTO CHEESE. - NO, HE'S JUST RELENTLESS. 55 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,524 LIKE MATTY, MY LIFE HAD BECOME A SERIES OF NEW COMPLICATIONS. 56 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:59,788 - LUNCH OFF CAMPUS? - YEAH, GOOD WITH ME. JENNA? 57 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,790 - MY BOYFRIEND'S BOY FRIEND WAS MY SECRET EX, 58 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,966 AND I WASN'T SURE HOW TO REMOVE THE THIRD WHEEL 59 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,794 FROM MY RELATIONSHIP. 60 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:06,751 GREAT! 61 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,362 - COOL. SEE YOU LATER. 62 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,630 - MATTY'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY. HAVE YOU NOTICED? 63 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:19,503 - IT WAS HARD NOT TO. MATTY WAS ALWAYS AROUND. 64 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,375 - DO YOU THINK HE'S DEPRESSED? 65 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,594 YEAH. IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. 66 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:28,338 BUT YOU'RE SOMETHING: ADORABLE. 67 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,470 - OH, NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT MATTY. 68 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:32,037 - DON'T. HE'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM. 69 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,517 - MATTY'S MY PROBLEM. 70 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,127 HE'S DEPRESSED, AND IT'S MY FAULT. 71 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,607 I CHOSE JAKE, AND NOW WE CAN'T BE ALONE 72 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,566 WITHOUT MATTY TAGGING ALONG TRYING TO TEMPT ME. 73 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,568 THE WHOLE SITUATION IS WEIRD. 74 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,614 - GET OVER YOU. HE'S NOT TRYING TO TEMP YOU. 75 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,703 HE PROBABLY FEELS LIKE THE BBF. 76 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,052 BACKBURNER FRIEND. AND I CAN RELATE. 77 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,532 EVER SINCE YOU FOUND JAKE 78 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,752 AND MING JOINED THE MAFIA, I'VE BEEN-- 79 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:51,927 - I DIDN'T PUT YOU ON THE BACKBURNER. 80 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,276 - YOU'VE BEEN SO SARAN-WRAPPED AROUND JAKE, 81 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,495 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. 82 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,365 - I'M NOT CLINGY. MATTY IS. 83 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,759 - DO YOU WANT ME TO BE THE BBF? 84 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:58,586 BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR. 85 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,718 - NO, I WANT THE BFF TREATMENT. 86 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:03,199 - HERE IT IS: NOBODY LIKES A CLING-ON. 87 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:05,984 INCLUDING MY PANINI. 88 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:09,945 THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE CAMEL TOE. 89 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:10,598 SOAK IT IN. 90 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:11,294 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR UNITARD 91 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,557 IS ALREADY DOING THE JOB. 92 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,647 - AS TAMARA PREPARED TO OWN UP TO HER BEHAVIOR, 93 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:17,909 I WAS LEFT TO PROCESS MINE. 94 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,434 WAS I UNINTENTIONALLY BEING CRUEL TO MATTY 95 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,609 BY CLINGING ON TO JAKE? 96 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:24,786 - [sighs] GIVE ME SOME SPACE! 97 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,135 - TAMARA, THIS IS MRS. KAREY. 98 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:30,400 SHE'S OUR NEW GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, IN TRAINING. 99 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,838 YOU SHOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE OPENING UP TO HER, 100 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,927 BUT NOT SO OPEN THAT YOU FEEL EXPOSED 101 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:39,061 BECAUSE MRS. KAREY HASN'T BEEN FULLY VETTED JUST YET. 102 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:42,238 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S HER REAL NAME. 103 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:46,547 SO, TAMARA, CLEARLY YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES 104 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,722 RELATING TO MR. RICHARD SCHWARTZ. 105 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,985 - YES. RICKY'S A PIECE OF [bleep]. 106 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:53,641 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ANGRY. 107 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,120 - THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 108 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,948 THE PIG WAS PUBLICALLY DEEP-THROATING SOME SKANKSTER. 109 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,168 I BELIEVE MY RESPONSE WAS APPROPRIATE. 110 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,170 - ANGER IS NOT THE ANSWER. 111 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,041 SOMETIMES WE NEED A GENTLE REMINDER TO NOT LET 112 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:08,873 OTHER PEOPLE GET THE BETTER OF US. 113 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,092 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR. 114 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:14,009 - I WENT FULL-METAL SEQUINS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 115 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,576 DON'T YOU THINK THE EMBARRASSMENT OF MY OUTBURST 116 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,404 IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH? 117 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:21,495 - YES. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE UNTIL THE NEXT PUBLIC NIP SLIP 118 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,540 FOR YOU TO LIVE IT DOWN. 119 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,628 BUT I HAVE AN EXAMPLE TO SET. 120 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:28,066 IN MY NEW ROLE... 121 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:31,983 I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR DISCIPLINARY ACTION. 122 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,377 WHICH IS NONE OF MRS. KAREY'S BUSINESS, 123 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,597 SO I'M GONNA WRITE IT DOWN. 124 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,654 [scoffs] 125 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,882 YOU'LL PAY ME 20 BUCKS? 126 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:04,886 - I CAN MAYBE GET 30 BY THE END OF THE DAY. 127 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,322 - THAT WOULD BE A BRIBE, 128 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,150 WHICH WOULD BE WRONG TO TAKE IN EITHER ROLE. 129 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:11,632 IT'S ILLEGAL...AND NOT NEARLY ENOUGH MONEY. 130 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,243 TAMARA, YOU WILL BE VOLUNTEERING FOR THE 5K RUN/WALK 131 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,724 BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE A BULLY, AND YOU NEED TO RUN IT OFF. 132 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,422 I SHOULD SUSPEND HER. 133 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,990 IT'S A LOT OF PAPERWORK. 134 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,905 - HI, I'M A BULLY WORKING ON LETTING GO OF MY ANGER. 135 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,167 PLEASE SIGN UP FOR THE 5K 136 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,777 TO HELP PUT KIDS LIKE ME IN MY PLACE. 137 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,388 - YOU HAVE TO READ THAT? - YEAH. 138 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,780 EVERY DAY AT LUNCH. 139 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,783 - HEY, HAMILTON, YOU COMING TO LUNCH? 140 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,132 - DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY AND HELP? 141 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,917 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE A BACKBURNER FRIEND. 142 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:36,787 - I WOULD ONLY RELEGATE A BBF TO WORKING THIS LAME EVENT. 143 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,354 PLUS MING CAN GET ME, LIKE, 144 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,922 200 SIGNATURES WITH HER MAFIA CONNECTIONS, 145 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,314 SO YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. - THANKS, T. 146 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:44,186 - BUT, AS YOUR BFF, I MUST REMIND YOU, 147 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:47,058 BE KIND. 148 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,452 DON'T RUB YOUR NEW ROMANCE IN MATTY'S FACE. 149 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,105 NOBODY LIKES A RICKY. 150 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,020 - I'M NOT A RICKY. 151 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:52,890 I DIDN'T WANNA RUB MY RELATIONSHIP 152 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,371 OR ANYTHING ELSE IN MATTY'S FACE. 153 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:58,418 AND TO PROVE MY POINT, I TOOK THE BACK SEAT... 154 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,420 [alternative music] 155 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,813 ♪ 156 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:06,034 I SHARED MY BETTER HALF... 157 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:12,997 ♪ 158 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,091 AND I GAVE UP CONTROL. 159 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,964 I WAS CRAMPED, HUNGRY, AND HOT...IN THE WRONG WAY. 160 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,574 IN MY ATTEMPT TO SPARE MATTY'S FEELINGS, 161 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,141 I HAD SACRIFICED MINE. 162 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,056 MY MENAGE A TROIS HAD BECOME A MENAGE A FAUX PAS. 163 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:30,754 I WAS BEING CONSTANTLY REMINDED 164 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,060 OF MY LINGERING ATTRACTION TO MATTY. 165 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,150 BUT THANKFULLY, THREE WAS A MAGIC NUMBER AT HOME 166 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,673 ON A GOOD DAY. 167 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:39,110 SO DAD'S WORKING LATE... AGAIN. 168 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:44,376 - HE'S JUST BEEN TRYING TO GET AHEAD OF HIS CRAZY WORKLOAD. 169 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,770 - MY MOM COULD MAKE EXCUSES ALL NIGHT, 170 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,859 BUT I KNEW THE TRUTH. 171 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,339 EVER SINCE MY DAD FOUND OUT THAT SHE 172 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:53,385 WAS BEHIND THE CAREFRONTATION, HE HAD BEEN AVOIDING HER. 173 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,866 AND BY AVOIDING HER, I WAS GETTING THE RESIDUAL SHAFT TOO. 174 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:01,263 - I THINK HE NEEDS TO RELAX, TAKE THE STRESS OFF, 175 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:04,092 WHICH IS WHY I GOT HIM A SPECIAL SURPRISE. 176 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:07,965 - YOU BOUGHT DAD A HOT TUB? 177 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,967 - IT'S FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY. 178 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,492 - A HOT TUB EQUALED ONE THING: DESPERATION. 179 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,363 MY MOM WAS DESPERATE FOR MY FATHER'S ATTENTION, 180 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,931 AND HER SECRET WEAPON ALWAYS INVOLVED 181 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:17,714 LESS CLOTHING AND MORE SKIN. 182 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:22,937 [phone rings] 183 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,460 - HELLO? 184 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,417 - I'M SIGNING YOUR PARENTS UP FOR THE 5K. 185 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,377 IS THAT COOL? - IS THAT YOUR DAD? 186 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,291 - IT'S TAMARA, SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'LL RUN 187 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,815 THE 5K AGAINST BULLIES ON FRIDAY. 188 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,251 - I DON'T LIKE TO SWEAT IN PUBLIC, 189 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,775 BUT I'LL BE HAPPY TO MAKE A DONATION. 190 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:38,779 - OH, IT'S SO HARD TO GET PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT RUNNING. 191 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,955 HOW WAS LUNCH? - MATTY TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF 192 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:43,653 WHILE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME. WHO DOES THAT? 193 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,176 - YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 194 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,743 BUT MATTY MIGHT BE TRYING TO HOMEWRECK YOU. 195 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,962 AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, 196 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,354 I'M PLOTTING TO WRECK RICKY. 197 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,661 - NO, MATTY'S NOT THAT KIND OF GUY. 198 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,793 - MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 199 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,751 REJECTION BRINGS OUT THE DARK SIDE. 200 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,318 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. 201 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:56,927 I AM FULLY AWARE THAT I'M A LOOSE CANNON RIGHT NOW, 202 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,669 AND MATTY MIGHT BE TOO. 203 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,628 - THERE'S NO WAY HE'S TRYING TO OVERTLY HURT MY RELATIONSHIP. 204 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,325 JAKE'S HIS BEST FRIEND. 205 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,935 - WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT PAY ATTENTION. 206 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,416 WHEN ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH HOTTIE ROSATI AGAIN? 207 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,591 - TONIGHT, HE'S COMING OVER TO WATCH A MOVIE. 208 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,420 - OR GET IN THE HOT TUB! - OR GET IN THE HOT TUB. 209 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,423 - HOT TUB? WHEN DID YOU GET A HOT TUB? 210 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,381 - WHEN MY MOM GOT DESPERATE. - I HEARD THAT. 211 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,732 - MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING. 212 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,429 - WELL, IF MATTY ENDS UP SITTING 213 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,126 ACROSS FROM YOU IN IT, THEN YOU'LL KNOW. 214 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,345 - KNOW WHAT? 215 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,390 - THAT HE'S TRYING TO SABOTAGE YOU. 216 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:28,524 - IF THERE'S ONE THING MATTY'S NOT, IT'S A SABOTEUR. 217 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,570 THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA WIND UP IN MY HOT TUB. 218 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,572 - LET'S CRANK UP THE HEAT! 219 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:40,231 - WE DIDN'T NEED TO. I WAS ALREADY BOILING. 220 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,363 - SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE. 221 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,104 HE INVITED HIMSELF. 222 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:43,887 - IT WAS CLEAR MATTY WASN'T JUST CLINGING ON TO ME. 223 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,846 HE WAS CLINGING ON TO JAKE. 224 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:50,285 BECAUSE IF HE COULDN'T HAVE ME, HE DIDN'T WANT JAKE TO EITHER. 225 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,547 IT WAS TEXTBOOK SABOTAGE. 226 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:55,203 - DUDE, DID YOU PEE? - NO. 227 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,770 I DID NOT PEE. 228 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,388 - JENNA, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 229 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:09,086 - GLADLY. 230 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,392 WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR? 231 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,654 - I WASN'T SNEAKING. 232 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,395 I WAS JUST TRYING TO AVOID YOUR MOM. 233 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,222 - THAT'S SNEAKING. 234 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:17,225 - HOLD UP, WHO'S THE DAD HERE? 235 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,269 WHEN DID WE GET A HOT TUB, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN IT 236 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,924 WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND? 237 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,361 - SECRET EX-BOYFRIEND, AND THE TITLE'S DEBATABLE. 238 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,102 WE NEVER FULLY DTR'D. 239 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,235 - JENNA, SPARE ME THE DETAILS. I DON'T WANNA KNOW THEM. 240 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:30,281 WHAT I DO WANNA KNOW IS WHY WE HAVE A HOT TUB. 241 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,806 - IT WAS MOM'S IDEA, AND SHE SUGGESTED WE USE IT. 242 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:33,676 - WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOUR MOM? 243 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,591 - BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN M.I.A. 244 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,810 SO CAN YOU PLEASE STICK AROUND 245 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,028 AND HELP ME GET MATTY OUT OF HERE? 246 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,290 - SO YOU CAN BE ALONE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND? 247 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:42,337 NO. 248 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,472 BUT I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER. 249 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:51,389 - DID SOMEONE JUST PEE? 250 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:55,176 - THAT WOULD BE ME. 251 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,092 [pop music] 252 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:02,270 ♪ 253 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,793 - OH! 254 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,142 - IT'S GETTING LATE. - OKAY. 255 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,448 - YEAH, AND I'M HIS RIDE. THANKS FOR THE INVITE. 256 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,144 THANKS FOR HAVING US. 257 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:14,021 ♪ 258 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,507 - YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BOUGHT OUR DAUGHTER A SEX SWING. 259 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,728 TAKE IT BACK. 260 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,515 [bell rings] 261 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,561 - T., YOU WERE RIGHT. 262 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,476 MATTY'S TOTALLY TRYING TO HOMEWRECK MY RELATIONSHIP, 263 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,304 AND IT'S WORKING. 264 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,349 I HAVEN'T HAD A MOMENT ALONE WITH JAKE IN OVER A WEEK. 265 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,481 - I KNEW IT. 266 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,265 IT TAKES A SABOTEUR TO KNOW A SABOTEUR. 267 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,138 ALTHOUGH MATTY'S A LITTLE MORE AMATEUR HOUR THAN I AM. 268 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:47,141 HI, I'M A BULLY WHO NEEDS TO WORK ON HER ANGER. 269 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,883 SIGN HERE IF YOU THINK RICKY SCHWARTZ IS A DOUCHE. 270 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,712 - WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE? 271 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,890 TAMARA, THIS IS SCHOOL OUTREACH, NOT SCHOOL OUTRAGE. 272 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,893 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SIGNING PEOPLE UP FOR THE 5K, 273 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,591 NOT "RICKY SCHWARTZ CAN KISS MY ASS." 274 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,593 - I'M DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED. 275 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:09,032 - RICKY SCHWARTZ USED ME FOR RIDES AT BAND PRACTICE, 276 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,468 AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE CHAIR. 277 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,514 - RICKY SCHWARTZ CALLED US ALL BEAUTIFUL, 278 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,211 SO WE WOULD CUP HIS BALLS. 279 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,474 - RICKY SCHWARTZ SAID I'D LOOK SEXY WITH BANGS. 280 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,650 I DON'T. 281 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:22,742 - YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP THIS. 282 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,048 SUSPENSION PAPERWORK IS NO JOKE. 283 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,789 I HAVE TO FILL OUT THE FRONT AND THE BACK. 284 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,573 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHADOWING ME! 285 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,707 NOT OVERSHADOWING ME! 286 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,797 - YOU ARE SUCH A NOVICE. PAPER LEAVES A TRAIL. 287 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,668 START AN ANONYMOUS TWITTER CAMPAIGN. 288 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,367 YOU'VE GOTTA GO BIG OR GO HOME. - WHICH SHOULD BE YOUR MOTTO. 289 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,585 YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON WE'RE HAVING THIS EVENT. 290 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,806 IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE SADIE SAXTON WALK/RUN, 291 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,025 AND YOU COULD SURE USE THE CARDIO. 292 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,941 - SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. - OH, YES, SHE DID. 293 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,682 AND NORMALLY, I WOULD RIP HER TO SHREDS, 294 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,120 BUT SHE'S ANGRY, AND I GET IT. 295 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,078 PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU TO LET GO OF YOUR ANGER, 296 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,254 BUT ANGER CAN BE A GREAT MOTIVATOR. 297 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,475 IF YOU WANNA SABOTAGE SOMEONE, YOU HAVE TO BE SMART. 298 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,739 FIND OUT WHAT THEIR ACHILLES HEEL IS, AND CUT INTO IT. 299 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,481 YOU'RE A PRO AT CUTTING. [laughs] 300 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,353 YOU CAN SHOW HER. 301 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,096 NOW WATCH THE MASTER WORK. TAKE LISSA. 302 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:16,056 SOME WOULD SAY SHE REJECTED ME, 303 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,798 BUT I WOULD SAY SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE REPLACED. 304 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,103 YOU ARE SO PRETTY, WE SHOULD 305 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,757 TOTALLY HANG OUT ON MY DAD'S BOAT. 306 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:25,021 - REALLY? - NO. BUT WATCH. 307 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,675 LISSA WILL BE TURNING AROUND TO LOOK AT US 308 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851 IN THREE...TWO...ONE. 309 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,030 - BITCH HAD A POINT. 310 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,250 MATTY DIDN'T WANT ME TO REPLACE HIM. 311 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,164 SO IF I WAS GOING TO GET HIM TO BACK DOWN, 312 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:40,645 I WOULD HAVE TO ENGAGE IN MAJOR DISPLAY OF PDA, 313 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,386 AND I WOULD DO IT BY... 314 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,649 [pop music] 315 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,826 TAKING THE FRONT SEAT... 316 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,177 NOT SHARING MY BETTER HALF... 317 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,571 ♪ 318 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,487 AND REGAINING CONTROL. 319 00:13:56,487 --> 00:14:04,452 ♪ 320 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,589 - I THINK I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. - BYE. 321 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,287 - YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU LATER, MAN. 322 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,289 - I FINALLY BEAT MATTY AT HIS OWN GAME. 323 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,161 SADIE WAS RIGHT. ANGER WAS A GREAT MOTIVATOR. 324 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,772 - YOU'VE BEEN REALLY AFFECTIONATE LATELY. 325 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,731 - YOU BRING IT OUT IN ME. 326 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:26,430 - YEAH, I--I OFTEN DRIVE WOMEN WILD WITH DESIRE. 327 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:31,261 AND WHILE I'M REALLY LOVING WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, 328 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:36,353 UM, UH, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON. 329 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,356 IT'S MATTY. 330 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,576 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 331 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,012 - IT'S OKAY. 332 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,318 HE CAN BE REALLY STANDOFFISH AT FIRST, 333 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,928 BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM LIKE I KNOW HIM, 334 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,060 YOU'LL LOVE HIM. 335 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,670 - THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. 336 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,629 IF JAKE KNEW JUST HOW WELL I KNEW MATTY, HE WOULDN'T LOVE ME. 337 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,937 - I LOVE YOU. I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 338 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,200 I'M JUST GONNA STAY AT YOUR GRANDPARENTS' FOR A FEW DAYS. 339 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,290 - YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND LET HIM LEAVE? 340 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,988 - HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE SPACE. 341 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,555 - EVERYONE COULD USE A LITTLE SPACE. 342 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,383 - EVERYONE BUT ME. 343 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,298 WHILE I DIDN'T LIKE BEING SUFFOCATED IN MY RELATIONSHIP, 344 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,084 I COULD HAVE USED A LITTLE LESS OXYGEN AT HOME. 345 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,476 - SEE, THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 346 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,391 YOU'RE PUTTING JENNA IN THE MIDDLE. 347 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,350 - LACEY, YOU PUT HER THERE. - NO, I MADE A MISTAKE. 348 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,829 YOU ALWAYS SAID MY ABILITY TO TAKE RISKS 349 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,744 WAS WHAT YOU LOVE MOST ABOUT ME. 350 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,616 - THIS ISN'T ABOUT GETTING A BUTTERFLY TATTOO. 351 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,271 YOU ALMOST RUINED OUR DAUGHTER'S LIFE. 352 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,663 - MY LIFE ISN'T RUINED. 353 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,405 I'M FINE. 354 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,191 BUT YOU'LL RUIN IT IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH A BULLY. 355 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,067 GOD. 356 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,200 NO ONE GETS TO ESCAPE IF I DON'T. 357 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,121 - DON'T WORRY, I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS 358 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,383 A FEW TIMES WITH MY PARENTS, 359 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,559 AND THE FIRST SEPARATION NEVER TAKES. 360 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,952 IF HE WAS REALLY LEAVING, 361 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,996 THERE WOULD BE SOME SORT OF GRAND GESTURE. 362 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,520 MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO DISNEY WORLD. 363 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,348 IF YOU GET A CAR, THEN THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 364 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,133 - I WISH I COULD GET MATTY A CAR, 365 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,830 SO JAKE AND I COULD DIVORCE HIM. 366 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,874 - KEEP THE CAR. 367 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,138 USE IT TO RUN HIM OVER. 368 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,966 - TAMARA WAS ON TO SOMETHING, 369 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,358 BUT MAYBE THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY 370 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,012 TO GET MATTY OUT OF MY HAIR. 371 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,492 ONE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME 50 TO LIFE. 372 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:15,235 HEY, WE NEED TO TALK. - YEAH, WE DO. 373 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,540 - APPARENTLY HE WAS UP TO SPEED 374 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,629 ON THE INTENT OF THOSE FOUR WORDS, 375 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,022 SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO WASTE TIME WITH GENTLE PLEASANTRIES. 376 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,589 I COULD GO AGGRO. 377 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,199 WOULD YOU PLEASE BUTT OUT OF MY RELATIONSHIP 378 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,635 AND STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME? 379 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,160 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE WINKS. 380 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,900 THE "ACCIDENTAL" TOUCHING. 381 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,946 NUDING UP EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. 382 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,253 YOU HAVE NICE ABS, I GET IT. 383 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,169 - YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO LURE YOU AWAY FROM JAKE? 384 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:39,041 - YES! - YOU'RE CRAZY. 385 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,651 LIKE I WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS? 386 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,131 NO, NO, JAKE WANTS ME TO. 387 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,091 I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE, 388 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,049 BUT IT IS HARD WITH YOU ALWAYS BEING SO... 389 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:47,963 - DON'T SAY IT. - CLINGY. 390 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,357 - I AM NOT CLINGY. 391 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,836 YOU'RE THE CLING-ON. - HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, 392 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,621 BUT THE ONLY NEW VARIABLE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP IS YOU. 393 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,840 I'VE BEEN HANGING WITH JAKE SINCE I WAS TEN. 394 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,278 - DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME! - JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS. 395 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:03,109 - WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS! 396 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,415 - THERE WILL BE NO YELLING IN THIS HALLWAY! 397 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,765 YOU'RE STILL MY GIRL. SEE YOU AT THE 5K. 398 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,767 - COULD IT BE THAT THE PERSON SABOTAGING MY RELATIONSHIP 399 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,421 WITH JAKE WAS ME? 400 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,249 IF MATTY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH, 401 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,904 THEN MATTY WASN'T THE THIRD WHEEL, I WAS. 402 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,390 - COME ON, LADIES. 403 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,826 IT'LL BE THE BEST THREESOME OF YOUR LIFE. 404 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,829 GIRL ON GIRL ON RICKY. 405 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,527 - OKAY, THAT WON'T HELP. 406 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,790 ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS TO BULLY HIM HAVE BACKFIRED. 407 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,444 YOU'VE ONLY MADE HIM MORE POPULAR. 408 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,273 - HEY! 409 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,666 THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, BUT IT SUCKED BALLS. 410 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:42,365 IT DIDN'T WORK. 411 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,067 - SAYS WHO? 412 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,720 - SON OF A BITCH, YOU PLAYED ME! 413 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,592 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 414 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,638 [pop music] 415 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:58,468 ♪ 416 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,123 - HEY! 417 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,342 WHAT IS WITH THE HOOKER SHOES AROUND THE KIDS? 418 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,691 THIS IS A TRACK, NOT A STRIPPER POLE! 419 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,085 YOU'RE FIRED! 420 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,130 ♪ 421 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,915 - THIS IS ADULT BUSINESS, OKAY? 422 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,831 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND... IT. 423 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,531 - HEY. - HI. 424 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,054 - MATTY TOLD ME THAT YOU GUYS TALKED. 425 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,099 - WHAT DID HE SAY? 426 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,188 - THAT YOU AND I MIGHT NEED 427 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,320 TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 428 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,713 ALONE. 429 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,410 SO LET'S HANG TONIGHT. 430 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,672 FEEL FREE TO BRING 431 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,110 MORE OF THAT "CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF JAKE" ACTION. 432 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,328 - MM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, 433 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,765 BUT TAMARA AND I ARE BULLIES IN NEED 434 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,376 OF A SERIOUS ATTITUDE MAKEOVER 435 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,422 THAT ONLY FROZEN YOGURT CAN PROVIDE. 436 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,947 SO YOU HANG OUT WITH MATTY TONIGHT WITHOUT ME. 437 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:43,731 YOU DON'T NEED A CLINGY GIRLFRIEND, 438 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:44,471 AND I DON'T NEED TO BE ONE. 439 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:48,431 - MAYBE I LIKE BEING CLUNG TO. 440 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,042 - HEY, YOU WANNA WALK THIS THING OR WHAT? 441 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,393 - NOT REALLY. WE'RE OFF THE HOOK. 442 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,743 - OH, THANK GOD. 443 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,658 PIZZA? - YEAH. 444 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,225 I'M GONNA CHANGE, I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARKING LOT. 445 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,139 - MWAH. 446 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,623 I'M SORRY FOR ACTING CRAZY. 447 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,321 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY RELATIONSHIP. 448 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,453 - IT'S COOL. 449 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,587 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS 5K PARTY STARTED! 450 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,415 [gunshot] 451 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,330 - WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 452 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,070 I'M BEING FORCED TO WALK THIS 453 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:19,636 BECAUSE I YELLED AT YOU. 454 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,856 - GOOD. 455 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:32,301 - NICE JOB, MCKIBBEN. - WHAT? 456 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:37,393 - YOU WERE TOTALLY SABOTAGING THEM. 457 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,265 I KNOW THE SIGNS. 458 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,661 [alternative music] 459 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:54,018 ♪ 460 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,542 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 461 00:19:55,542 --> 00:20:00,199 - GETTING A LITTLE EXERCISE FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 462 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,549 NOBODY LIKES A BULLY. 463 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,465 - WHO YELLS AT HER BOYFRIEND'S FRIENDS. 464 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:09,425 - OR WRITES HARSH LETTERS TO HER DAUGHTER. 465 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,779 YOUR DAD LEFT TODAY. 466 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,042 HE'S AT GRANDMA'S. 467 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,263 - IT'S NOT JUST FOR A FEW DAYS, IS IT? 468 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,658 - NO. 469 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:32,622 ♪ 470 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:36,931 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL! 471 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,978 YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! 472 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,458 [both laugh] 473 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,073 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... - I GOT THE ANSWER 474 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,727 TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. DOUBLE DATE THIS WEEKEND. 475 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,120 I'M GONNA FIX YOU UP. - I CAN'T. 476 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,948 I'M GOING TO CHURCH CAMP. - WELL, IF THEY TELL YOU 477 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,341 TO DRINK THE KOOL-AID AND TAKE A NAP, DON'T. 478 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,820 - SHE'S THE GIRL WE'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR. 479 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,126 REMEMBER? THE HARLOT WHO STOLE MY BOYFRIEND. 480 00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,388 - THERE WAS A SOLID CHANCE I WOULD FIND COMFORT 481 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:03,131 BEING EMBRACED BY A COMMUNITY OF LOVING...HATERS. 482 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,742 - HO BAGS ARE RELEGATED TO THE BACK OF THE BUS. 35706

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