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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,222 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... - YOU WANT ANOTHER CHANCE? 2 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:06,180 - I WON'T SCREW UP AGAIN. - I CAME WITH JAKE. 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:09,096 - BUT YOU CAN STAY WITH ME. 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,968 - I SHOULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT. I PUKED IN THE SINK. 5 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:15,580 - I'M ALL IN. - THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR YOU. 6 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,501 - WITH THE NEW YEAR CAME FREEDOM. 7 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:26,113 I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO WAS HAPPY TO BE SEEN WITH ME 8 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,332 IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT. 9 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,423 AND I HAD TO SAY IT FELT GOOD 10 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,121 TO HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP. 11 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,644 NOT OPEN IN A CREEPY, POLYAMOROUS WAY, 12 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:38,212 JUST PUBLIC. - OH, NO, MAN, LOOK AT THAT! 13 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,604 - SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN AT THE SANCTUARY. 14 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,824 - CHECK IT OUT. 15 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:44,783 - BAD NEWS, DUDES. 16 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,612 WE'VE BEEN TMZed. 17 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,571 - HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN RECORDING? 18 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:50,789 - I DON'T KNOW. 19 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,356 LAST TIME I CLOCKED THE SECURITY CAMERA, 20 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,662 IT WAS POINTED AT THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 21 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:55,055 - CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE SCANDALOUS STUFF 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,231 THAT'S BEEN CAUGHT ON TAPE? 23 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,931 - INCLUDING MY SECRET RELATIONSHIP 24 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,107 WITH MATTY MCKIBBEN. 25 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,631 [whistles and cheers] 26 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,594 - I AM BARELY OVER MY SUICIDE STIGMA. 27 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,639 I CAN'T BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL WHO HOOKED UP ON TAPE. 28 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,337 - IF YOU GOT DOWN AND DIRTY IN THAT HELLHOLE, 29 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:18,034 YOU HAVE MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN YOUR IMAGE. 30 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,863 THE SANCTUARY IS THE SLUTTY VAGINA OF PALOS HILLS. 31 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,430 TOTAL PETRI DISH. 32 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,432 - IT IS SO GONNA SUCK WHEN YOU GET EXPELLED. 33 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,998 - THANKS FOR PILING ON MY FREAKOUT. 34 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,957 - WHO GIVES A [bleep] IF SOMEONE STOLE THE FOOTAGE 35 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,350 FROM THE SANCTUARY? 36 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,917 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GONNA RUIN YOUR REPUTATION 37 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,310 WHEN IT GOES VIRAL. 38 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,920 EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE A SLUT. 39 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,835 - THE TAPE IS GOING PUBLIC? 40 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:40,361 - NO! 41 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:44,191 - OH, MY GOD... [pained sob] 42 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,193 - I HOPE I AT LEAST HAVE A CAMEO. 43 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,456 FROM THE NECK UP. 44 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,284 IF THESE HAPPY SACS ARE GONNA BE WEBIFIED, 45 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:51,067 I'M GONNA NEED TO BE COMPENSATED. 46 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,416 - I WON'T BE ON THAT TAPE. 47 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,505 KINDA HARD TO GET IN TROUBLE 48 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,028 WHEN YOU'RE UBER-BORING AND HAVE NO SECRETS. 49 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,205 IT'S A GOOD DAY TO BE ASIAN. 50 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,641 - BUT NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE ME. 51 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,295 NOW I HAVE TO TELL JAKE ABOUT MATTY 52 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,296 BEFORE HE FINDS OUT THE HARD WAY. 53 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:06,387 I HAVE TO GET MORE INFO ON THIS FOOTAGE. 54 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,518 - I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THEY PICKED UP ANYTHING 55 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,390 ON THAT SANCTUARY CAM. IT'S SO DARK, 56 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,739 I'M SURE ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE SHADOWY FIGURES. 57 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,436 PROBABLY NOT FACES, RIGHT? NO FACES? 58 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,525 - YEAH, I GUESS. I KNOW IT'S IN THE PAST, 59 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,658 AND I TOLD JENNA THAT IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME, 60 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,487 AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BOTHER ME, BUT IT KINDA DOES. 61 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:20,836 - GET TO THE POINT. ANY POINT, PLEASE. 62 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,142 - JENNA TOLD ME SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN. 63 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,752 - SHE'S NOT? 64 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,710 - NO. 65 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,234 - DID YOUSLEEP WITH HER? - NO! 66 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:30,585 WELL, I MEAN...NOT YET. YOU KNOW. 67 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,717 - THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, MAN. 68 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:35,111 THAT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU TWO STARTED GOING OUT, 69 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:37,461 SO...STOP STRESSING IT. 70 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:38,984 REMEMBER THAT GIRL I LOST IT TO? - NO. 71 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,943 - EXACTLY. EITHER DO I. 72 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,510 - [scoffs] 73 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:43,728 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 74 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,426 - HEY. - HEY. 75 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:49,038 OH, HEY. I GOTTA GO TO STUDY GYM. 76 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,388 WHICH IS...DOES EXIST. 77 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:54,478 - WHAT WAS THAT? DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT US? 78 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:57,438 - NO, HE TOLD MEABOUT US. - WHAT? 79 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:58,917 - HE SAID YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEBODY, 80 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,789 BUT FOR NOW, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO IT IS. 81 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,747 WHY'D YOU TELL HIM? - THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 82 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:05,489 - IT IS NOW. THAT VIDEO COULD SURFACE ANY MINUTE. 83 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,143 SO WE CAN TELL JAKE, OR HE CAN FIND OUT 84 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:09,276 WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD. 85 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,150 - [clears throat] 86 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,282 - OH, PRINCIPAL COX. 87 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,632 GOOD DAY. - NO, BAD DAY, MS. MARKS. 88 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:19,068 IF THIS SANCTUARY SCANDAL BLOWS UP, 89 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:21,288 WE COULD ALL GO DOWN. - I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN. 90 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,463 I'VE BEEN THERE. ONE MINUTE, 91 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,595 YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD, THE NEXT, 92 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:25,640 YOU'RE BUTT-POPPIN' METH IN AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE 93 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,120 WITH A GUY NAMED ROOSTER. - OH--OH... 94 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,297 I-I NEED YOUR CONNECTIONS 95 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,776 TO HELP US GET THIS GOD DANG TAPE. 96 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,691 - MMM, 97 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,345 LET ME PUT ON MY MURDER, SHE WROTEGLASSES 98 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,825 AND I WILL GET ON IT. 99 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,566 ACTUALLY, THEY'RE JUST READING GLASSES, 100 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,742 BUT WHEN I LOSE MY KEYS, I PUT 'EM ON 101 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,309 AND BOOM, I INSTANTLY FIND 'EM. 102 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:46,182 - 'CAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE. 103 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,489 WHEN YOU DO FIND THAT TAPE, 104 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:52,319 DON'T WATCH IT, JUST BRING IT STRAIGHT TO ME. 105 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:55,452 - J, LIKE FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON 106 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,497 AND FORMER PRIME MINISTER TONY BLAIR, 107 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,368 YOU AND I HAVE WHAT SOME MIGHT CALL 108 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,283 A SPECIALRELATIONSHIP. 109 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,198 - ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY, HA! 110 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,983 IN THIS SCENARIO, I WILL BE PRIME MINISTER TONY BLAIR, 111 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,855 AND YOU WILL BE CLINTON. 112 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:09,074 [clears throat] 113 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,162 [bad British accent] DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 114 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,077 THIS ALLEGED SANCTUARY TAPE? 115 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,992 - WHY? DO YOU? 116 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:17,735 - I ASKED YOU FIRST. 117 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,651 - NO, BUT I WAS HOPING YOU HAD SOME INSIDE INFORMATION 118 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:23,437 WITH SPECIAL FRIENDS WOULD OBVIOUSLY SHARE. 119 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,047 - WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 120 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,441 - JUST CURIOUS. 121 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,225 AND DESPERATE TO KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAD 122 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:30,574 BEFORE I HAD TO TELL JAKE. 123 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,967 MY HONEYMOON WAS NOT READY TO BE OVER. 124 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,882 - ALL RIGHT, THE TRUTH IS I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 125 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,187 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A SANCTUARY 126 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,233 UNTIL THIS MORNING. 127 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:40,105 - GREAT. WELL, THANKS ANYWAY. 128 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:41,411 - SAY HI TO THE WIFE FOR ME. 129 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,107 THE FOUR OF US SHOULD GET TOGETHER 130 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,066 FOR SOME FONDUE. 131 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,981 SERIOUSLY, J, IF YOU THINK OF ANYONE WHO'S IN THE KNOW, 132 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,199 JUST SEND 'EM MY WAY. 133 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,984 - IF THERE WAS ANYONE AT P.H. 134 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,073 WHO KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON BEFORE ANYONE ELSE, IT WAS... 135 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,597 - THE ASIANS? 136 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,772 I'M NOT EATING LUNCH WITH THOSE PEOPLE! 137 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,818 - MING, YOU'RE CHINESE. THEY'RE YOURPEOPLE! 138 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:59,821 I AM IN A CODE ORANGE SOON-TO-BE-RED SITUATION. 139 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,214 MY HAPPINESS IS AT STAKE. I NEED TO KNOW IF MATTY AND I 140 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:03,564 ARE ON THAT FRIKKIN' TAPE. 141 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:04,869 - HOW DO THE ASIANS FIT INTO THIS EQUATION? 142 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,959 - IT'S NO SECRET, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING. 143 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,700 THE ASIANS BROUGHT THEIR EARTHQUAKE KITS TO SCHOOL 144 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,919 A WEEK BEFORE THE LAST EARTHQUAKE. 145 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,616 AND THEY THREW ELENA HARVEY A BABY SHOWER 146 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,402 BEFORE SHE KNEW SHE WAS KNOCKED UP. 147 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,751 - ASIANS AREN'T MAGIC. 148 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,709 THEY DON'T HAVE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING. 149 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,320 - YES, THEY DO. WHY DO YOU THINK OUR SCHOOL FLAG 150 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,585 HAS A DRAGON ON IT? 151 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:27,414 MING, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM. 152 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,807 IT'S JUST ONE LUNCH. 153 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:33,028 - [groans] 154 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,856 [exotic Eastern music] 155 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:38,468 ♪ 156 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:42,037 - HI, I'M-- - MING WONG. 157 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,125 555 TRAILRIDERS DRIVE. 158 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,780 WE KNOW YOU. - YOU DO? 159 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,346 - YOUR PARENTS OWN A SUNDRIES SHOP ON THE PENINSULA, 160 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,173 AND THEY'RE CRAZY STRICT. 161 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,610 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 162 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,829 - THE HOW IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE WHY. 163 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,831 ASIANS MAKE UP 30% OF THE PALOS VERDES POPULATION, 164 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:56,617 SO IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. 165 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:59,620 WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS ARE YOU A COOL ASIAN 166 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,535 OR A SCHOOL ASIAN? 167 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,450 WHAT ARE YOUR PSAT SCORES? - 120. 168 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,799 - LOW. YOU'RE NOT A SCHOOL ASIAN. 169 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,715 HAVE YOU EVER SPRING BREAKED IN CABO, DEALT ADDERALL, 170 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,281 OR HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE LEAD SINGER 171 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,240 OF AN INDIE ROCK BAND? 172 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,111 NOT A COOL ASIAN EITHER. 173 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:15,897 - SO WHAT AM I? 174 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,333 - YOU'RE WHITE. 175 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,987 SUSHI? - WOW. THANKS. 176 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,772 UH, I'M NOT A REAL ASIAN, SO I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. 177 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,949 [laughter] 178 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,124 - BECCA. 179 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,692 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 180 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,215 - DO YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT CAN GET THEIR HANDS 181 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,827 ON THAT SANCTUARY FOOTAGE? 182 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,785 MY FRIEND NEEDS TO KNOW IF SHE'S ON IT. 183 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:37,048 - WE DON'T STICK OUR NECKS OUT FOR ROUND EYES. 184 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,615 - THAT'S KINDA RACIST. 185 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,922 - NO, IT'S NOT. THEIR EYES ARE ROUND. 186 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,576 - YEAH, BUT-- 187 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,186 - NOW YOU'RE A RACIST. - NO, I'M NOT! 188 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:47,145 - IT'S COOL. WHY DO YOU THINK I CHANGED MY NAME TO BECCA 189 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:49,278 FROM WAN FU WIN? 190 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,541 BECAUSE EVERYONE'S A RACIST. 191 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:56,111 I'M KIDDING. - [nervous laugh] 192 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,945 - WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO AND GET BACK TO YOU. 193 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:07,122 UNTIL THEN, HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO TOMORROW'S HISTORY TEST. 194 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,950 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT. THANKS. 195 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:11,909 - NO, THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN MAKING US LOOK BAD. 196 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:14,477 [laughter] 197 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:22,616 - THEY HAD SUSHI DELIVERED? A-MASIAN! 198 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:26,271 - YOU GUYS, ASIANS ARE SO COOL! 199 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,621 THEY AGREED TO INVESTIGATE THE TAPE SITCH 200 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:28,622 ANDSLIPPED ME SOME TEST ANSWERS! 201 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,798 - THANKS FOR THE HOOKUP. IF ANYONE CAN 202 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:35,542 SMOKE OUT THE FOOTAGE, IT'LL BE THEM. 203 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,935 - I THINK WE LOST MING TO THE FAR EAST. 204 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:42,070 - I FEEL DIRTY... AND ALIVE. 205 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:46,074 I FEEL ASIAN! 206 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,512 - KUNG PAO SHRIMP, LASAGNA, AND POTATO CHIP CHICKEN CASSEROLE. 207 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,166 THOSE DISHES DON'T REALLY GO TOGETHER. 208 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,864 - SURE, THEY DO. 209 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,736 THEY ARE JENNA'S FAVORITES. 210 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,607 [chuckles] I GUESS I KNOW OUR DAUGHTER 211 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:00,741 A LITTLE BETTER THAN YOU DO. 212 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:01,568 - MY MOM THOUGHT SHE COULD WORK HER WAY 213 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:02,351 BACK INTO MY HEART THROUGH MY STOMACH. 214 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,396 SHE DIDN'T KNOW ME AT ALL. 215 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,833 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 216 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,009 YOU'RE COOKING, AND YOU'RE NOT EATING. 217 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,707 - MY MATTY SECRET WASN'T THE ONLY ONE I WAS KEEPING. 218 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,666 MY MOM AND I WERE STILL HARBORING HER SECRET 219 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:13,623 THAT SHE WROTE THE LETTER, AND I FIGURED 220 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,843 SHE SHOULD BE THE ONE TO BUST IT OUT. 221 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:19,020 MOM, DO YOU WANT TO TELL HIM? 222 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,544 - WHY NOT? 223 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:27,637 - LACEY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? 224 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:34,426 - JENNA WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT I-- 225 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:37,255 WE'RE BOTH GETTING PERMS! 226 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:40,650 [laughs] 227 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:49,964 GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LET HER TELL YOU. 228 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:52,183 - WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL DAD ABOUT THE LETTER? 229 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,491 - [sighs] I'VE TRIED. 230 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,972 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TELL SOMEONE SOMETHING 231 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,016 THAT MIGHT BREAK THEIR HEART. 232 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,366 - I KNEW EXACTLY HOW HARD IT WAS, 233 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,107 WHICH IS WHY I HAD CONVENIENTLY FORGOTTEN 234 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,631 TO TELL JAKE ABOUT MATTY. 235 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,807 WHAT ABOUT ME? 236 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:10,332 YOU BROKE MY HEART WHEN YOU WROTE THAT LETTER. 237 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,507 AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WROTE IT. 238 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:15,076 - JENNA, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU. 239 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,599 I SWEAR. - YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 240 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:20,995 - I'M SORRY. I WISH I COULD TAKE IT BACK. 241 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:24,694 NOT A MINUTE GOES BY THAT I DON'T REGRET WRITING IT. 242 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,784 - TELL DAD ABOUT THE LETTER, OR I WILL. 243 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:32,789 I AM DONE WITH SECRETS. 244 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:33,921 AND I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. 245 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,618 THE THREAT OF THE SANCTUARY TAPE BEING EXPOSED 246 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:39,404 IGNITED A SCHOOL-WIDE PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. 247 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,493 PEOPLE WERE SPILLING THEIR SECRETS FASTER 248 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,365 THAN A BUNCH OF DRUNK-ASS REALITY STARS IN A HOT TUB. 249 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:46,803 - I KINDA CHEATED ON YOU IN THE SANCTUARY. 250 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,544 I DID THE STONE 'N BONE WITH CICI MARKLING. 251 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,373 - I ATE A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER IN THERE. 252 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:54,419 BEST THING I EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH! 253 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,378 - I MADE OUT WITH MATTY MCKIBBEN, 254 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,946 AND HE IS A TERRIBLE KISSER. 255 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,687 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE SANCTUARY, THOUGH. 256 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,689 I WOULDN'T GO NEAR THAT CESS PIT. 257 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,994 - AS PISSED AS I WAS AT MY MOM 258 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,300 FOR NOT DIVULGING HER SECRET, 259 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:09,130 I WAS JUST AS MAD AT MYSELF FOR HOLDING ON TO MINE. 260 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,567 MING, YOU CAN 86 THE TAPE HUNT. 261 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,916 I'VE DECIDED TO TELL JAKE. 262 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,439 - WHAT IF IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON IT? 263 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:17,573 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. JAKE DESERVES TO KNOW. 264 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,835 EVEN IF HE HATES ME FOR IT. 265 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,969 - I'LL TELL BECCA TO CALL OFF THE SEARCH. 266 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,188 [school bell rings] 267 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,756 I DON'T NEED THE TAPE ANYMORE. 268 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:30,630 - I'M SORRY, BUT THAT TRAIN ALREADY LEFT THE STATION. 269 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,284 AND YOU CAN'T JUMP OFF OF A MOVING TRAIN. 270 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:37,027 ACTUALLY, YOU CAN, BUT THEN YOU MIGHT BREAK SOMETHING! 271 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,768 I'LL HAVE THAT TAPE TO YOU BY TOMORROW. 272 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:42,816 - OOO-KAY. 273 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,165 AND THANKS AGAIN FOR THE CHEAT SHEET. 274 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,167 I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BUT DID YOU KNOW 275 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,255 A FEW OF THOSE ANSWERS ARE WRONG? 276 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,779 - I DIDN'T WANT TO "RED FLAG" YOU. 277 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,564 NO ONE WOULD BUY IT IF YOU WENT FROM BEING A "C" STUDENT 278 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,870 TO FULL-IMMERSION OVERNIGHT. 279 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,220 YOU STILL ONLY KNOW ONE LANGUAGE. 280 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,700 [speaks foreign language] 281 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,835 - OH... 282 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,967 - I'M JUST SAYING I CAN'T IMAGINE SOME DUDE 283 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,013 SITTING THROUGH A BILLION HOURS OF FOOTAGE 284 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,449 JUST TO FIND A FEW MINUTES OF GOOD STUFF. 285 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,320 WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS. 286 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,714 - ARE YOU ON IT? HAVE YOU BEEN CROSS-DRESSING 287 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,194 IN THE SANCTUARY? 288 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:13,977 - YEAH. CAN I BORROW YOUR THONG AGAIN? 289 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:14,935 - AS LONG AS YOU HAND-WASH IT. 290 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,414 - YOU'RE THE ONE OBSESSING, ROSATI. 291 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,677 - I CAN'T HELP IT. 292 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,460 THIS JENNA THING IS BUMMING ME OUT. 293 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,158 I'M REALLY INTO HER, MAN. 294 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,203 I JUST ASSUMED SHE WAS A VIRGIN. 295 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,552 - YOU YOU CAN'T BE UPSET WITH JENNA 296 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,727 FOR SOMETHING SHE DID 297 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,989 BEFORE SHE MET YOU. - I KNOW. 298 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,992 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 299 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:33,475 IT'S THAT JENNA WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS OTHER GUY. 300 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:37,827 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT? 301 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,394 - IS SHE STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM? 302 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,090 - I DON'T KNOW. 303 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:40,961 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 304 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:45,400 - I'M SORRY. 305 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,270 SORRY, I GOTTA RUN. 306 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,534 I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 307 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,058 HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH ANYONE ELSE BESIDES ME? 308 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,713 - NO, BUT WHAT I HAVE OR HAVEN'T DONE DOESN'T-- 309 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,455 - I LOVE YOU. 310 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,761 - HEY. SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. 311 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,721 YOU READY? 312 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,852 - I WAS DEFINITELY READY... 313 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:08,597 TO HIT THE NEAREST SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON. 314 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,208 [easy rock music plays] 315 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,515 - DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG? 316 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,690 I LIKE THIS SONG. I DON'T GET IT, THOUGH. 317 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,258 "HER KISSES TASTE LIKE DAMAGE." 318 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:20,174 IS HE TRYING TO SAY THAT THE GIRL IS EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED, 319 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,046 OR THAT SHE TASTES LIKE VODKA AND CIGARETTES? 320 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,700 [chuckles] 321 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,746 YEAH. [music stops] 322 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,748 JENNA, I DON'T LIKE SECRETS! - SECRETS? WHAT SECRETS? 323 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,621 - THE GUY YOU SLEPT WITH. 324 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,144 I'M TOTALLY JEALOUS OF HIM. DOES THAT SOUND CRAZY? 325 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:38,975 YEAH, I KNOW, IT DOES. AND I'LL OWN IT. 326 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,803 I'M ACTING LIKE A TOTAL WHACK JOB, 327 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,109 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS. 328 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,285 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 329 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,114 I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 330 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:50,421 BECAUSE YOU'RE WITH ME NOW... 331 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:53,511 AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS... RIGHT? 332 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,949 - OKAY. 333 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:59,474 - [sighs] YEAH. THERE. 334 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:06,176 GOT THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. NOW I CAN ACT LIKE A DUDE AGAIN. 335 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,003 - YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL HIM. 336 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,397 - HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW. 337 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,138 - ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, [bleep] GETS OUT. 338 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,313 AND MATTY SAID HE LOVES YOU. 339 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,837 - WHICH IS TOTALLY [bleep] UP, BY THE WAY. 340 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,753 HOW DARE HE DO THAT NOW. WHAT A JERK. 341 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,929 - A JERK IN LOVE, WHICH IS WHY HE COULD GO ROGUE. 342 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,975 LOOK AT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF I'VE DONE 343 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,890 BECAUSE OF RICKY SCHWARTZ. 344 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,369 THE CLOCK IS TICKING, JENNA, 345 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,023 AND ACCORDING TO MING'S NEW FR'ASIANS, 346 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,372 - WAIT, FRIENDS WHO ARE ASIANS? 347 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,417 - YEAH. THE FOOTAGE EXISTS, 348 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:29,983 AND IT'S COMING OUT TODAY. 349 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,854 TODAY,JENNA! 350 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,725 THIS TAPE IS A TERRORIST'S BACKPACK, 351 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,858 AND IT'S ENTERING THE OPEN MARKET OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 352 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,860 - WELL, JAKE SAID THAT HE WASN'T INTERESTED 353 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,080 IN HEARING THE DETAILS OF MY FORMER RELATIONSHIP, 354 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,734 AND I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT AT FACE VALUE. 355 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,258 - YEAH, WELL, HOW IS JAKE GONNA FEEL 356 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,260 WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT FACE BELONGS TO MATTY? 357 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,827 YOU'RE TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT. 358 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,742 - MAYBE. BUT EVEN IF I AM ON THAT FOOTAGE, 359 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,745 I'M COVERED. 360 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,486 - JENNA HAMILTON'S NOT ON IT. 361 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,185 THE SECURITY CAMERA WAS ONLY TURNED AROUND FOR TWO DAYS. 362 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,274 - HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GETTING IT FOR JENNA? 363 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,362 - HOW DO I KNOW YOUR GRANDPARENTS WERE BORN 364 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,798 TWO MILES OUTSIDE OF THE JIANGSU PROVINCE, 365 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:03,930 WHERE THEY SUSTAINED THEMSELVES 366 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,453 BY RUNNING A FISH FARM? 367 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,020 I JUST DO. 368 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,848 - MY GRANDPA SAID HE WAS AN ENGINEER. 369 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,459 - OH. YOU STILL WANT THIS? 370 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,417 THE ONLY THING INTERESTING IS VICE PRINCIPAL HIGHMORE 371 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,506 HOOKING UP WITH SOME GUY IN A FUGLY SNOWFLAKE TIE. 372 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:20,120 - GROSS. I'D STILL LOVE TO CHECK IT OUT. 373 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,817 - AND SHOULD I EVER NEED A FAVOR? 374 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,908 - ANYTHING. - NOT RIGHT NOW. 375 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:31,696 BUT ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE, MING FEI YEN HUANG. 376 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,961 ONE DAY. 377 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,791 - JENNA, I'VE GOT IT. 378 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,011 - [chuckling] - OH, [bleep] ME! 379 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,188 - GUESS WHAT I GOT. NICE TIE. 380 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,798 ISN'T IT A LITTLE LATE FOR SNOWFLAKES? 381 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,583 - YOU DIDN'T WATCH THAT, RIGHT, LIKE I SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED 382 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,367 AS YOUR HIGHER-UP? 383 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:54,719 - I HAVE SEEN IT, AND IT IS TRES SCANDALOUS. 384 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,373 - WHAT--WHAT DID-- WHAT DID YOU SEE? 385 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,114 - I SAW THINGS. THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE MADE 386 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,594 A LESSER WOMAN WEEP. 387 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,813 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH FRENCH NEW WAVE CINEMA? 388 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,815 - LOOK, DON'T MURDER, SHE WROTE ME, MARKS, ALL RIGHT? 389 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,078 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 390 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,035 - THERE WAS A LOT OF SHOE LEATHER 391 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,645 TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS THING, 392 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,691 AND I FEEL I'M DUE SOME RESPECT. 393 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,824 - OKAY, COME HERE. I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 394 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:16,132 - I'M SORRY, BECCA, THE DVD WAS SNAKED 395 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,091 BY OUR CRAZY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 396 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:21,050 - I KNOW. THAT WAS THE PLAN. 397 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:26,186 - I'M CONFUSED. AVERAGE STUDENT HERE, REMEMBER? 398 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,883 - ATTENTION, STUDENTS, AS OF TODAY, 399 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,494 VICE PRINCIPAL RACHEL HIGHMORE IS STEPPING DOWN, 400 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,148 AND GUIDANCE COUNSELOR VALERIE MARKS 401 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,715 WILL BE MOVING INTO THAT POSITION. 402 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,108 KUDOS, MS. MARKS. 403 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,370 - HIGHMORE WAS TRYING TO STOP US 404 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,372 FROM PARKING OUR CARS IN THE VISITOR SPACES. 405 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,636 THAT BITCH HAD TO GO. 406 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:45,161 YOU'RE IN OUR CIRCLE OF TRUST NOW, MING FEI YEN HUANG. 407 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,947 AND THAT TRUST CAN NEVER BE BROKEN. 408 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,603 NEVER...EVER. 409 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,782 - YOU'RE NOT ON THE TAPE. 410 00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,436 - OH, THANK GOD. - NOW YOU CAN STOP WORRYING 411 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,091 ABOUT YOURSELF AND START WORRYING ABOUT ME. 412 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,833 HELLO KITTY PLAYED ME LIKE HER SACRIFICIAL PAWN. 413 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,705 WHENEVER SHE GOT ALL SERIOUS, SHE CALLED ME BY MY FULL NAME! 414 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,577 [shudders] IT CREEPED MY [bleep] OUT. 415 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,666 - O.M.G.D.F., 416 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,711 I THINK YOU'VE JUST BEEN INDUCTED INTO THE ASIAN MAFIA! 417 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:14,886 - WHAT? 418 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,105 - AS BAD AS I FELT FOR FORCING MING 419 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,672 TO ROLL WITH HER HOMIES, 420 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,457 I HAD TO ADMIT I FELT GOOD. 421 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,416 THE BLACK CLOUD OF SCANDAL HAD LIFTED, 422 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,592 AND I NO LONGER HAD TO LIVE IN FEAR. 423 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:28,552 ALL MY BUSINESS WAS HANDLED. [cell phone chimes] 424 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,863 [whistle blows in distance] 425 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,213 - I GOT THE TAPE FROM FRED WU, 426 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:41,609 AND WE ARE-- - NOT ON IT, I KNOW. 427 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,176 GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 428 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,091 - THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? 429 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,964 - WHAT ELSE IS THERE? - YOU KNOW. 430 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,705 - I WAS IN SUCH A PANIC OVER THE TAPE, 431 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,489 I HAD PUT MATTY'S "I LOVE YOU" IN A BOX 432 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,231 AND SHOVED IT INTO A POORLY-LIT CORNER OF MY MIND. 433 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,407 - SO WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL JAKE. 434 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,800 - I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE'S SECRET ANYMORE. 435 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,845 AND I DON'T WANT TO KEEP SECRETS FROM JAKE. 436 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,500 I REALLY LIKE HIM. HE'S NOT EMBARRASSED OF ME, 437 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,415 AND HE NEVER MAKES ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF. 438 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,984 - DID I? 439 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:12,683 - I'M SO SORRY, JENNA. 440 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,992 JUST PLEASE DON'T TELL JAKE. 441 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,299 I CAN'T LOSE HIM TOO. 442 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:31,963 - MY SECRETS WERE STILL IN THE CLOSET. 443 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,965 JAKE DIDN'T WANT TO ASK, 444 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,532 AND MATTY DIDN'T WANT ME TO TELL. 445 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,707 AND MY MOM WASN'T READY TO OUT HERSELF EITHER. 446 00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,231 SO I HAD TO ASK MYSELF, 447 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,582 WERE SOME SECRETS BETTER REVEALED OR CONCEALED? 448 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,149 [computer chimes] 449 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,761 "IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE SECRET." 450 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:52,897 WHAT DO YOU...MEAN? 451 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:57,032 "IS IT YOUR SECRET TO TELL?" 452 00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,817 THANKS FOR DINNER. 453 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,385 - I MADE A CHOCOLATE SILK PIE. 454 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,301 REMEMBER THAT ROAD TRIP TO SANTA FE WHEN YOU WERE EIGHT? 455 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,912 YOU LOVED THIS PIE SO MUCH THAT YOU BEGGED US 456 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,392 TO ORDER ONE FOR THE ROAD? 457 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,873 AND THEN YOU SECRETLY ATE THE ENTIRE THING 458 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,222 AND THREW UP IN THE COOLER. 459 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:16,530 - MOM, STOP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP 460 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,228 BRIBING ME WITH FOOD. 461 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,143 I'M NEVER GONNA TELL DAD ABOUT THE LETTER. 462 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,323 THAT'S YOUR SECRET, NOT MINE. 463 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:31,762 - THANK YOU. 464 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,216 KEVIN... 465 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,918 I WROTE THAT LETTER TO JENNA. 466 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,401 [knock on door] 467 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:04,534 - I GOT YOUR TEXT. 468 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,580 BUT WHY AM I COMING THROUGH YOUR BACK DOOR? 469 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,451 - UH, FOR THE RECORD, 470 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,323 THAT'S THE ONLY BACK DOOR YOU'LL EVER HAVE ACCESS TO. 471 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,237 - NOT A PROBLEM. 472 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,282 THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP, THOUGH. 473 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,805 I STILL HAVE P.T.S.D. FROM THE WHOLE LISSA SITUATION. 474 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:18,853 D-DON'T-- DON'T SAY IT. 475 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:22,465 - B-HYMEN - [laughs] 476 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:31,561 SO, UH, BEFORE I SWEAT THROUGH ANOTHER SHIRT... 477 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,955 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT WAS THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT 478 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,000 THAT YOU HAD TO SAY IT IN PERSON? 479 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,785 DO I NEED TO SIT DOWN? 480 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:41,049 I'M GONNA PROBABLY SIT DOWN. 481 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:41,484 NO, I'M GONNA STAND. 482 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,796 - I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER GUY, 483 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,840 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT IS, IF YOU DO WANT TO KNOW. 484 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,538 BUT I THINK YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW. 485 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,714 - WHAT I WANT... 486 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,803 IS FOR YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TELLING ME ANYTHING. 487 00:19:55,803 --> 00:20:01,591 EVEN IF IT'S SOMETHING YOU THINK I DON'T WANT TO HEAR. 488 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:05,247 I WANT TO HEAR IT. 489 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,467 - AND I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT YOU KNOW. 490 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,254 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT OTHER GUY ANYMORE. 491 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:17,825 I AM COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY INVESTED IN YOU. 492 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:21,829 - ♪ THIS LIFE COULD BE 493 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,700 ♪ GREAT, SPENT SIMPLY... 494 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,180 - YOU TASTE LIKE PIE. 495 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:29,619 - AS LONG AS I DON'T TASTE LIKE DAMAGE. 496 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:34,581 - WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 497 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,801 - ♪ I CAN'T FORGET 498 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:41,501 ♪ WALK WITH ME 499 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,942 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... I CHOSE JAKE, 500 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,596 AND NOW WE CAN'T BE ALONE 501 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,510 WITHOUT MATTY TAGGING ALONG TRYING TO TEMPT ME. 502 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,599 THE WHOLE SITUATION IS WEIRD. 503 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,774 - HE PROBABLY FEELS LIKE A BBF--BACKBURNER FRIEND. 504 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,166 YOU'VE BEEN SO SARAN WRAPPED AROUND JAKE 505 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,255 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. 506 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,821 - I'M NOT CLINGY, MATTY IS. 507 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,388 - I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 508 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,172 BUT MATTY MIGHT BE TRYING TO HOMEWRECK YOU. 509 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,696 - THERE'S NO WAY HE'S TRYING TO 510 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,437 OVERTLY HURT MY RELATIONSHIP-- JAKE'S HIS BEST FRIEND. 511 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,394 - I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON. 37737

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