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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,047 - LAST SEASON ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:05,440 JENNA, YOU COULD DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,658 - "A FRIEND." 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,964 I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF. 5 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:09,400 FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT, MATTY, 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,880 BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR SECRET. 7 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,795 - JAKE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 8 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,188 - WHO'D YOU COME WITH? 9 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,232 - THERE WAS GIRL... BUT I MESSED IT UP. 10 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:16,755 - MOM? 11 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,326 IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 12 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,198 AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, 13 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,634 NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING... 14 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,375 EXCEPT FOR MY MOUSE, 15 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,899 WHICH WASN'T WIRELESS OR WORKING AND DRIVING ME INSANE, 16 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:32,467 BECAUSE EVEN MY KEYBOARD WAS ACTING INANE. 17 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:36,123 USING PLUSES FOR "T"s, EXCLAMATIONS FOR "I"s, 18 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,864 I HOPED SANTA WOULD BRING A LAPTOP SURPRISE. 19 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:41,302 EITHER PIXELS OR PRINT MY BLOG WOULD BE FINE, 20 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:44,479 BUT I NEEDED A BREAK TO START THINKING OFFLINE. 21 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,829 THINKING ABOUT WHAT I FOUND POST THE DANCE. 22 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:49,527 THINKING HOW I FOUND IT BY CHANCE. 23 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,007 I FINALLY UNVEILED WHO HAD SCRIPTED THE LETTER. 24 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:54,010 IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW... WHO SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. 25 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,446 NOT LISSA, 26 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,404 NOT MING, 27 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,188 NOT TAMARA, NOT SADIE, 28 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,364 NOT MATTY, NOT DADDY, 29 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:04,455 BUT THE LADY WHO MADE ME. 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,941 SO FOR OVER A WEEK, I DEBATED MY ACTION. 31 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,551 WOULD I FORGIVE OR FORGET? 32 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,597 OR FOCUS ON... DISTRACTION? 33 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:18,121 LIKE DECORATING FIVE DOZEN COOKIES 34 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:22,169 WITH SUGAR AND SPICE. 35 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,953 OR WATCHING EVERY MOVIE ON PAY-PER-VIEW. 36 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,999 TWICE. 37 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,741 AND WHEN ALL ELSE FAILED TO PREOCCUPY MY MIND, 38 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:32,135 I WOULD HELP JAKE ROSATI WORK ON HIS GRIND. 39 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,658 THIS IS FRUSTRATING. MAYBE WE SHOULD-- 40 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,399 - TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES? - OR GO INSIDE. 41 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,880 BEFORE MY DAD GETS SUSPICIOUS. 42 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,665 - RIGHT. 43 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,102 - IT'S GETTING LATE, I SHOULD GO. 44 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,494 - ONLY IF YOU PROMISE 45 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:44,930 TO OPEN MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TONIGHT. 46 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,584 - OH. WHERE CAN I FIND IT? 47 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:47,846 - YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR SOMETHING ARRIVING VIA EMAIL. 48 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:48,412 - OH. 49 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:52,938 [computer dings] 50 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,723 CONSIDERING VACATION DAYS WERE LIKE DOG YEARS, 51 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,942 JAKE AND I WERE ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF COMMON LAW STATUS. 52 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:59,075 SO MAKING US ONLINE OFFICIAL 53 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,424 SEEMED LIKE A FORMALITY. 54 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,600 AND YET, I WAS AFRAID. 55 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,516 WOULD JAKE STILL ACCEPT ME IF HE KNEW MY OWN MOTHER DIDN'T? 56 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,039 I NEED CLARITY AND AN-- 57 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,563 - EXPLANATION? 58 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,304 WHY DO YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION? 59 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,088 - I'M NOT A DOUCHEBAG. 60 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,395 AM I? - NO. 61 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,440 - BUT THE JURY WAS STILL OUT ON MY MOTHER. 62 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,573 WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL WRAPPED UP HERE, SO-- 63 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,705 - NOT SO FAST. 64 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,578 I HAVE ONE MORE GIFT FOR YOU. 65 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:30,672 OH, YOU MISSED THE CARD. HERE. 66 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:37,026 "THIS IS WHO YOU ARE." 67 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:41,073 I NEVER WANT YOU TO FORGET HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE TO ME. 68 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,641 - I COULDN'T. SHE PUT IT IN WRITING. 69 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,948 OF THE CAREFRONTATION KIND. 70 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,037 THANKS. 71 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,691 - THIS IS SOMETHING TO REMIND YOU 72 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,693 HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE TO ME. 73 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,490 - HOW SHOULD I DRESS TONIGHT? 74 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,275 - SEXIFIED. 75 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,537 IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE ANDYOU HAVE A DATE, 76 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,191 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SWAP SALIVA. 77 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,106 THE ONLY THING I'M GUARANTEED IS A PROZAC ATTACK. 78 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,196 I CAN'T BELIEVE RICKY'S HOLED UP IN HAVASU 79 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,894 WITH HIS GRANDMA WHEN WE'RE FINALLY COMMIT LEGIT. 80 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,069 - OH, YOU GUYS DTR'ED? 81 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,071 - HE SEXTED ME A PICTURE OF HIS HAND 82 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:24,116 WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS, "WE MISS YOU." 83 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:25,553 THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP. WE'RE TOGETHER. 84 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:28,817 NOW, YOU, YOU NEED AN OUTFIT THAT PLAYS UP YOUR ASSETS. 85 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,210 OH! BORROW SOMETHING FROM YOUR MOM. 86 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,603 GUARANTEED SHE HAS SOMETHING TO BOOST YOUR BITTIES. 87 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,736 - I'M NOT SURE MY MOM'S STYLE SENDS THE RIGHT MESSAGE-- 88 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,433 WITH WORDS OR CLOTHES. 89 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,392 I STILL HADN'T TOLD TEE THAT MY MOM WROTE THE LETTER. 90 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,002 I HADN'T TOLD ANYONE, 91 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:40,916 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO HATE MY MOM 92 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,961 UNTIL I FIGURED OUT IF I DID. 93 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,963 - HELLO? - I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 94 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:45,747 SEE YOU SOON. 95 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:48,010 - WHERE YOU GOING? 96 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,665 - A PARTY. 97 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,014 - WELL, YOUR DAD AND I WERE JUST GONNA 98 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,669 TAKE YOU TO A MOVIE. - SORRY. 99 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:58,455 - ARE YOU GOING WITH JAKE? - YEP. 100 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,891 - IS HE A GOOD KISSER? - MOM! 101 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:03,721 - WELL, IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO I WAS YOUR AGE. 102 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,201 YOU CAN TALK TO ME... ABOUT ANYTHING. 103 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:08,900 - I WASN'T READY TO TALK UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO SAY. 104 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,337 SO THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY MOM OUT OF MY HAIR 105 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,513 WAS TO DO IT. 106 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:15,211 I GOTTA DO MY HAIR. 107 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:18,388 - NEED HELP? - NOPE. 108 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,347 - IF I WAS A PARANOID PERSON, 109 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,827 I WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO AVOID ME. 110 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:23,524 - WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 111 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,526 [turns blow-dryer on] 112 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,179 - WELL, FOR STARTERS, 113 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,356 YOU'VE BEEN REALLY DISTANT THE LAST TWO WEEKS. 114 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:30,966 I CAN TELL WHEN SOMETHING'S EATING YOU UP, 115 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,403 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 116 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,970 I DETECTED SOMETHING MISSING, 117 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,799 AND REALIZE YOU MUST'VE SEEN IT. 118 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,584 THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO SAY, 119 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:41,759 SO I'LL JUST COME OUT WITH IT. 120 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,761 - SHE WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS. 121 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,676 - I NOTICED YOU AND JAKE WEREN'T ONLINE OFFICIAL. 122 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,072 IT TAKES A WHILE FOR BOYS TO COMMIT. 123 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:54,598 WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO IT. 124 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,339 DO YOU KNOW HIS PASSWORD? 125 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:56,731 [turns blow-dryer higher] 126 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,170 - IN FOUR SHORT MONTHS, I HAD EVOLVED. 127 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,041 I'D GONE FROM THAT GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF 128 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,436 TO THAT GIRL WHO HAD A DATE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 129 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:09,352 BUT FOR SOME REASON, NEW JENNA STILL COULDN'T SHAKE 130 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:09,700 FEELING LIKE THE OLD ONE. 131 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,721 "WHAT'S LEFT TO BE RESOLVED?" 132 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,335 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! HA HA. 133 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,250 HI, HI. WELCOME. 134 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,905 - I HADN'T SPOKEN TO MATTY SINCE THE DANCE, 135 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:44,866 AND I WAS WORRIED THAT SEEING HIM WOULD BE... 136 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,041 WEIRD. 137 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,956 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 138 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,480 LET'S GET A DRINK IN YOUR HAND. 139 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,482 - DEBRIEF. NOW! 140 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:53,440 - MATTY DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH. 141 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,919 HE JUST JET SKIED PASSED HIS HEARTACHE. 142 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,095 - YEAH, THOSE FIST BUMPS WERE NOT PAINED. 143 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:59,968 - OKAY, I GOT THE MEMO. HE'S FINE, BUT I'M NOT. 144 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:02,579 SOMEONE'S READING MY BLOG. I GOT A COMMENT TONIGHT. 145 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,712 - HOW? - IT'S ON A PUBLIC SITE. 146 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,061 - I KNEW IT. WHICH ONE? 147 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,932 - IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. I HID IT. 148 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,281 - WHY'D YOU MAKE IT PUBLIC IN THE FIRST PLACE? 149 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,021 - I DON'T KNOW! I DIDN'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. 150 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,502 IT WAS ANONYMOUS... SORT OF. 151 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,677 SO IT'S NOT ONE OF YOU GUYS? 152 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,113 - LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS ME. 153 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:17,115 I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET FOR [bleep]. 154 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,508 - TRUE. 155 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,380 - SO DO YOU THINK IT'S SOMEONE WE KNOW? 156 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,511 - MOST LIKELY, IT'S SOME CREEPY OLD PERV. 157 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,078 LIKE PENG HUANG. - WHO? 158 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:26,473 - MY DAD. I FOUND PORN ON MY LAPTOP. 159 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,909 - [gasp] EW! 160 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,607 YOUR DAD TICKLES HIS PICKLE ON YOUR-- 161 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,956 - JUDGE ALL YOU WANT, BUT AT LEAST NOW 162 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:35,699 I HAVE LEVERAGE... SORT OF. 163 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,527 I'M STILL GETTING PICKED UP BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 164 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,573 SO WHILE YOU ALL KISS EACH OTHER, 165 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,530 I'M GONNA BE KISSING MY PILLOW. 166 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,185 - WITH YOUR DAD'S JOLLY JUICE. 167 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,143 - ON THAT VISUAL, I'M GETTING A DRINK. 168 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,189 - HI! 169 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:47,972 LOOK, IT'S A NEW YEAR, 170 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,497 AND I WANNA CLEAR THE AIR, 171 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,369 START FRESH, AND REPENT FOR MY SINS. 172 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,762 JENNA! 173 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,504 I'VE SINNED AGAINST YOU. 174 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:58,722 AND I'M SORRY. 175 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,811 - GREAT. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 176 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,816 - BUT I MEAN, I DID REALLY AWFUL THINGS TO YOU. 177 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:08,079 I TOLD EVERYONE YOU WERE A WHORE. 178 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,778 - DID YOU START THE "HAMILTON'S A WHORE" GROUP ONLINE? 179 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:11,822 - AS OF TOMORROW, IT'S COMING DOWN. 180 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:14,521 - GREAT, THANKS. I FORGIVE YOU. 181 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,000 GOOD TALK. - OH. 182 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,439 - YOU SEEM A LITTLE OFF BALANCE. 183 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,006 AND I THINK I KNOW WHY. 184 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:24,966 AT FIRST, I CONSIDERED IT TEMPORARY INSANITY 185 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,533 WHEN YOU LOCKED ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 186 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:30,232 BUT SINCE YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO ANY OF MY CALLS OR TEXTS, 187 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:34,323 I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE YOU'RE BORDERING ON INSUBORDINATION. 188 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:37,065 THAT SAID, I'M OVER IT. 189 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,501 YOU'RE FORGIVEN. 190 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,242 - YOU THREATENED TO SHAVE MY HEAD. 191 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,591 - THIS IS WHAT WE DO. 192 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:46,074 YOU STEP OUT OF LINE, AND I SMACK YOU DOWN. 193 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,249 THEN YOU GET ME A LATTE. 194 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:49,425 - WELL, NOT THIS YEAR. 195 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:52,776 - SO YOU'RE WILLING TO BE FRIENDS WITH HAMIL-TOE 196 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:53,821 AND NOT ME? - EXACTLY. 197 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:59,261 BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK SKINNY. 198 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:02,307 - THAT IS SOMETHING A FRIEND WOULD SAY, BITCH! 199 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,048 - THE POWDER WAS SO FRESH, MAN. 200 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:07,356 EXCEPT ON THE BACKSIDE WHEN I BAILED DOWN SOME ICE. 201 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,879 BEST SNOWBOARDING OF MY LIFE. 202 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,533 - WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE. - NO DOUBT. 203 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,752 SO WHAT'D YOU DO OVER THE BREAK? 204 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:12,883 - OH, NOT MUCH. JUST CHILLED. 205 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:16,583 - OH, WITH HAMILTON? - A LITTLE. 206 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,933 - YOU GUYS TOGETHER NOW? 207 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,935 [phone rings] 208 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:26,114 - UH, NO, WE'RE NOT OFFICIAL OR ANYTHING. 209 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,768 JUST BEEN HANGING OUT. 210 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:30,597 - HELLO? - HEY, GIRL! 211 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,033 JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY NYE! 212 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:35,036 - VALERIE? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 213 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,864 YOU'VE NEVER CALLED MY CELL BEFORE. 214 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:39,649 - WELL, JENNA, THERE IS A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING. 215 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,433 A FIRST FOR CALLING YOUR BEST GIRL, 216 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,086 A FIRST FOR BEING STOOD UP. 217 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,435 - WERE YOU STOOD UP? 218 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,655 - NO! NO, GOD, NO. 219 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,178 I MEANT, IN THE HANDICAPPED SENSE 220 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,790 WHEN SOMEONE HAS TO LIFT SOMEONE ELSE OUT OF A WHEELCHAIR. 221 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,357 ANYWAY, WHERE ARE YOU CELEBRATING TONIGHT? 222 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,402 - UH, I'M A MATTY MCKIBBEN'S. 223 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:57,406 - RIGHT. NEW YEAR'S IS FOR LOVERS. 224 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,755 - I'M HERE WITH JAKE. 225 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,061 - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA? 226 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:00,714 I MEAN, SOMEONE MIGHT GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION, 227 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,845 LIKE I HAD A DATE. 228 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:05,196 - VALERIE, I HAVE TO GO! - WHY! 229 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:09,287 - LOOK, I LET THE CAT OUT. 230 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,987 NEED SOME HELP? 231 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,597 - SURE. 232 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:15,946 - SO DID YOU HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY? 233 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:19,297 - YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. YOU? - YEAH. 234 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,213 SO...I KNOW I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE TO SAY THIS, 235 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:26,261 BUT I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DANCE. 236 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,133 I'M HOPING WE CAN BE FRIENDS ONCE WE GET SOME CLOSURE. 237 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,265 NOT THAT I'M SUGGESTING THAT YOU NEED CLOSURE. 238 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,789 BUT... 239 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,357 I DO. 240 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,446 SO...ARE WE CLOSED? 241 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:40,275 - NO. 242 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:49,327 I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE. 243 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,594 - YOU WANT ANOTHER CHANCE? 244 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,291 - I KNOW I MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES. 245 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,379 BUT I WON'T SCREW UP AGAIN. - I CAME WITH JAKE. 246 00:09:57,379 --> 00:10:00,338 - BUT YOU CAN STAY... 247 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,036 WITH ME. 248 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,603 - IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 249 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,778 I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME, JENNA, 250 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,649 OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 251 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,998 - IT WAS TRUE. I HADN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MATTY. 252 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,173 BUT I ALSO HADN'T ENTIRELY FORGIVEN HIM. 253 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,523 - JAKE SAID YOU GUYS WERE JUST HANGING OUT. 254 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,221 HE'LL UNDERSTAND ONCE WE EXPLAIN IT. 255 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:16,224 - WE? - OR ME. 256 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,529 I'LL TELL HIM. 257 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,273 OKAY, JUST MEET ME HERE AT MIDNIGHT... 258 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,928 AND WE'LL START OVER. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JAKE. 259 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,017 HE'LL UNDERSTAND ONCE... HE KNOWS. 260 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,719 - ONCE HE KNOWS WHAT? 261 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,460 - THAT I WAS WITH YOU FIRST. 262 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,767 - TECHNICALLY, MATTY WAS WITH ME FIRST. 263 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,073 AND TECHNICALLY, JAKE AND I WEREN'T OFFICIAL. 264 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,553 BUT IF EVERYTHING CAME DOWN TO TECHNICALITIES, 265 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,294 I WAS TECHNICALLY CONFUSED. 266 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,426 - I'M CONFUSED TOO. 267 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,820 - WHEN DID YOU ASK HER TO BE ONLINE OFFICIAL? 268 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,473 - ALMOST A WEEK AGO. AND SHE HASN'T EVEN RESPONDED. 269 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:49,953 - [scoffs] PUH-LEASE. 270 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,607 RICKY'S LEFT MY REQUEST IN CYBERSPACE 271 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:52,826 FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS. 272 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,176 I SHOULD REALLY ASK HIM WHY. - DO IT NOW. 273 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,481 GET A LITTLE RESOLUTION BEFORE THE NEW YEAR. 274 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,266 - HE'S WITH HIS GRANDMA. 275 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,616 - WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN SHE'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD. 276 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:07,405 - RICKY! YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP! 277 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:12,628 - I BETTER LIE IN WAIT NEARBY TO DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH. 278 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,282 - OOH! HEY, STRANGER. 279 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,631 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 280 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,720 - I ACCIDENTALLY LET THE CAT OUT. 281 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,200 - I DON'T THINK MATTY HAS A CAT. 282 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,810 - ANY MORE. 283 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,073 WHICH IS... EVEN MORE REASON TO FIND IT. 284 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,292 IT HAS ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN. 285 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,120 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? 286 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,209 - FORGOTTEN WHAT? - TO RESPOND TO MY REQUEST. 287 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,689 - OH, RIGHT! I WAS TOTALLY GONNA DO THAT. 288 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,822 RIGHT AFTER I FOUND THE CAT. 289 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,868 HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! 290 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:35,825 KITTY! 291 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,827 - [gasp] KITTY? KITTY? 292 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,568 IS THERE A KITTY? [gasp] I LOVEKITTIES. 293 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:42,876 MEOW. KITTY? MEOW. 294 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,966 MEOW! - GET UP, THERE'S NO CAT. 295 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,533 - SO I'VE BEEN THINKING. - IT WAS A FIRST. 296 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,665 - I KNOW HOW WE CAN BE EVEN. 297 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,885 - WE ARE EVEN. - NO, NO. 298 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,887 I'M TALKING OLD TESTAMENT EVEN. 299 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,280 IT'S CALLED AN EYE FOR AN EYE, 300 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,283 BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT A CHEEK FOR A CHEEK. 301 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,285 I SLAPPED YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO SLAP ME. 302 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,636 - UH-UH, I'M NOT GONNA SLAP YOU. - COME ON, SLAP ME! 303 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,552 [gasp] WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THAT. 304 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,163 - BEAUTIFUL, I SWEAR, 305 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:09,859 MY GRANDMA DROPPED ME OFF EARLY TO SURPRISE YOU. 306 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:13,297 CALL HER. SHE'LL CONFIRM MY STORY. 307 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,908 - YOUR STORY? [chuckles] 308 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,779 YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 309 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,781 EAT [bleep], RICKY. 310 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:24,439 - 15 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT! 311 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,833 - THEY WERE 15 MINUTES THAT I WOULD NEVER FORGET. 312 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,271 JAKE NEEDED ACCEPTANCE, MATTY NEEDED AN ANSWER, 313 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,230 AND I NEEDED SOME AIR. 314 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,017 [car horn honking] 315 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,588 - I'M HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CRISIS. 316 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,199 - YOU KNOW ABOUT MY CRISIS? 317 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,071 - WITH YOUR CAT. DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND HER. 318 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,899 OR IS IT A HIM? TOMCATS CAN BE A LITTLE TRICKY. 319 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:53,381 WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS. 320 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,252 - VAL... THE CAT'S IMAGINARY. 321 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,210 - SO IS MY RELATIONSHIP. 322 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,039 OH! 323 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,562 "J," I AM TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP, 324 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,042 BEAT UP FROM THE FEET UP, 325 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,739 AND I NEED A CHECK UP FROM THE NECK UP. 326 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,349 ALOK STOOD ME UP. 327 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,699 I'M SORRY TO LAY THIS ON YOU BUT SUSAN'S OUT OF TOWN. 328 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:08,265 - WHO'S SUSAN? YOUR THERAPIST? 329 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,311 - NO, MY PSYCHIC. 330 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,879 I'M NOT GOOD AT FOLLOWING MY OWN INTUITION 331 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,315 WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS, 332 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,838 SO I NEED HER GUIDANCE. 333 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,100 - AND THERE'S NO WAY TO REACH HER BY PHONE? 334 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,536 AT THAT MOMENT, 335 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,929 I COULD'VE USED A LITTLE GUIDANCE FROM SUSAN MYSELF. 336 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,497 - NO, SHE WON'T GIVE OUT HER CELL. 337 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,455 OH, "J"... 338 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,196 I FEEL LIKE SUCH A TOOL. 339 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503 ALOK SAID HE WANTED TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR TOGETHER, 340 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,723 SO I BOUGHT A NEW DRESS AND I GOT MY HAIR DONE. 341 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,334 - AND NOW IT'S UNRAVELED. 342 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:38,992 - NO. IT'S STILL INTACT. BUT MY HEART ISN'T. 343 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:42,430 - HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL YOU? - NO, HE DID A FEW TIMES. 344 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,388 BUT...I DON'T KNOW. 345 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,390 I JUST--I DON'T WANNA HEAR HIS EXCUSES, YOU KNOW? 346 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,348 I'VE HEARD 'EM ALL BEFORE. MY EX HAD A MILLION OF 'EM. 347 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:50,394 WHO BANGS THEIR HEAD AND HAS TO GO TO THE DOCTOR? 348 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,789 THERE WAS NO BLOOD. JUST A BUMP AND BLURRED VISION. 349 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,400 HE COULD'VE JUST SAID HE DIDN'T WANNA SEE STARS ON ICE. 350 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,187 - VAL, THIS IS YOUR EX, NOT MR. MISHRA, RIGHT? 351 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,451 - YEAH. 352 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,888 - YOU CAN'T LET YOUR PAST DISAPPOINT CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT. 353 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,586 IT'S HOLDING YOU BACK. 354 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,198 AND MAYBE MY PAST DISAPPOINTMENT WAS HOLDING ME BACK TOO. 355 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,374 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW FROM WHO. - I SHOULD CALL HIM. 356 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,551 - DO IT. 357 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:20,207 - GET OUT OF MY CAR. 358 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,209 HAPPY NEW YEAR'S! 359 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,300 - 10! 360 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,259 all: 9... 361 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:33,263 8... 362 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:39,922 7... 363 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:44,361 6... 364 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:48,191 5... 365 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:52,152 4... 366 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:56,373 3... 367 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,899 2... 368 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,032 1. 369 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:36,587 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALONE IN HERE? 370 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,807 - UM, GETTING DRUNK. 371 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,156 I JUST GOT DENIED. 372 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:43,812 - AH, LET ME GUESS. JENNA HAMILTON. 373 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,728 - YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 374 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,904 - IT'S [bleep] OBVIOUS. 375 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,080 YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING OVER THE FREAK FOR MONTHS. 376 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,777 WHY? I'LL NEVER KNOW. 377 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:56,738 YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOME SORT OF SAVIOR COMPLEX. 378 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,392 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 379 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,352 DID SHE DIS YOU AGAIN FOR THE NILLA WAFER? 380 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,311 - YUP. 381 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:07,357 AND NOW I'VE BEEN RELEGATED TO SECOND STRING. 382 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:11,100 JUST TELL ME, HOW DO I JUST WATCH FROM THE SIDELINES? 383 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,581 - GET A THERAPIST. - COME ON, SADES. 384 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,278 I NEED TO TALK. - THEN TALK. 385 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,237 BUT NOT TO ME. 386 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,544 - WHY? 387 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:23,417 - ARE YOU SO DENSE THAT YOU CAN'T SEE 388 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,637 THAT I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOREVER? 389 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,379 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER 390 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,468 BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TASTED THE BITTER PILL OF REJECTION? 391 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,993 WELL, I WON'T. 392 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,734 WELCOME TO MY CLUB. IT'S A LONELY, SAD, DEP-- 393 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,615 - SO...WHAT ARE YOUR RESOLUTIONS? 394 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,618 - I DIDN'T KNOW. THERE WERE TOO MANY TO PROCESS. 395 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,447 - THIS YEAR, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY HIS NAME. 396 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,102 RICKY'S DEAD TO ME. OH, DAMN IT! 397 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,581 I JUST SAID RICKY. [bleep]! 398 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:02,978 - THIS YEAR, I'M GONNA LET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. 399 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:06,068 'CAUSE I'M WAY TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE. 400 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,287 OW! 401 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,159 - THIS YEAR, I'M GONNA BE ON TOP. 402 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,510 UNLESS I'M IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. 403 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:18,472 - I JUST DECIDED I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANY RESOLUTIONS. 404 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,300 I'M JUST GONNA LET THE YEAR SURPRISE ME. 405 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:28,830 - OH...MY...GOD. 406 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,662 OH, MY GOD. 407 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,926 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 408 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,712 YOU'RE TOTALLY OVERRATED. 409 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,195 OR... 410 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,155 AM I? 411 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,809 - THIS IS MY GRANDMA. TALK TO HER. 412 00:17:55,770 --> 00:18:00,253 - HELLO? YES, BUT-- 413 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,560 HE DID? 414 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,388 HE IS A NICE BOY. 415 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:08,304 YOU TOO. 416 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,525 OH! I SHOULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT. I PUKED IN THE SINK. 417 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,962 ANYBODY HAVE ANY GUM? 418 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,706 - YOU, COME HERE! 419 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,147 - THAT WAS-- - AMAZING. 420 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,716 I KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME. 421 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:33,024 - YOU READY TO GO? - YES. 422 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,591 - I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE. 423 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,420 NOT UNTIL YOU-- 424 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,944 - HAPPY NEW YEAR. 425 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,686 - THANK YOU. 426 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,091 - MM. 427 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,484 - THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME TONIGHT. 428 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,094 - MM-HMM. 429 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:05,274 - AND, UH, THANK YOU FOR THE... CONDOMS? 430 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,146 WHO GOT CONDOMS FOR CHRISTMAS? 431 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,930 - ME. THEY'RE FROM MY DAD. 432 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,976 - WOW! WELL, THANK YOU, MR. HAMILTON. 433 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,413 LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A GOOD YEAR. 434 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,806 CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR DAD GAVE YOU CONDOMS. 435 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:16,981 - YEAH, IT'S KIND OF HIS THING. 436 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:21,203 HE GAVE THEM TO THE LAST GUY I DATED TOO. 437 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:26,556 - OH. 438 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:26,904 SO YOU USE 'EM? 439 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,080 - YES...NO. 440 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,171 NOT ANY MORE, BUT I HAVE. 441 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,785 - COOL. 442 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:41,615 - IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I WAS IN LOVE... 443 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,572 YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED THEM. 444 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:46,228 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 445 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:58,240 - DO YOU WANT OUT? 446 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,854 - NO. 447 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:07,815 I'M ALL IN. 448 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,861 BUT ARE YOU? 449 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,386 - IT WAS OFFICIAL. 450 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,431 WE HAD DTR'ED FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. 451 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,129 AND I WAS LETTING GO OF MY FEAR. 452 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,393 MY FEAR OF REJECTION. 453 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,917 BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING TO HIDE. 454 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,136 AND EVEN IF ONLY ONE VIRTUAL STRANGER 455 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,225 KNEW THE WHOLE TRUTH, 456 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,791 IT WAS TIME TO GO PUBLIC 457 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:32,753 WITH WHAT I COULD NEITHER FORGIVE NOR FORGET. 458 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,407 - YES. 459 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,147 - THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR YOU. 460 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:39,629 - AND...SHE'S FINALLY DOING HER HAIR 461 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,501 NOW THAT SHE HAS A BOYF-- 462 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:47,246 SARAH, I GOTTA GO. 463 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,518 - NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU. 464 00:20:58,518 --> 00:20:59,867 - THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR YOU. 465 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,347 - JENNA, YOU COULD DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. 466 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,914 - "A FRIEND?" 467 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,786 SOMETIMES BEING A TEENAGER MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE. 468 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,354 ASPIRIN, TAKE ME AWAY. [screams] 469 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,008 - OUR DAUGHTER IS SUICIDAL. - I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF. 470 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,184 - THE LOSER WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT HER. 471 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,795 - I LOVE THAT GIRL. - BETTER HIDE THE KNIVES. 472 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,798 - WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH ME? 473 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:18,451 - YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS BACKBONE. 474 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,974 - I REALLY LIKE YOU. 475 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,803 - YOU'RE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP? 476 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,675 - WHO...THE [bleep] INVITED YOU? 477 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,198 - I DID. 478 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:27,938 - HE'S TAKING YOU PUBLIC, OUTING YOU AS A COUPLE. 479 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,201 - ARE YOU AND MATTY TOGETHER? 480 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:33,466 - LOOKS LIKE MATTY INVITED A LOT OF PEOPLE. 481 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,597 - YOU HAVE TO BE HOME RIGHT AWAY? 482 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,120 - I HAVE A FEW HOURS TO KILL. 483 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,122 I'M NOT GONNA HOOK UP WITH MATTY AGAIN UNTIL WE DTR. 484 00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,255 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - DEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP. 485 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,517 - YOU PROMISED NOT TO HOOK UP AGAIN WITHOUT CLARITY. 486 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,303 YOU BETTER GET IT SOON BEFORE YOUR DUMPSTER HUMPING 487 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,478 WITHOUT A SAFETY NET. 488 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,218 - ARE WE...TOGETHER? 489 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,264 - YOU'RE NOT THE OBJECT OF HIS AFFECTION. 490 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,570 - YOU'RE EASY TO TALK TO. 491 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:51,614 - I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. 492 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,660 YOU THINK MATTY KNOWS JAKE KISSED ME? 493 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,052 - NO WAY. GUYS DON'T TALK. 494 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,793 - I KISSED JENNA HAMILTON. - WHAT? 495 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,055 - SO YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ME IN PRIVATE, 496 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,014 BUT YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME IN PUBLIC? 497 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,842 FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT, MATTY, 498 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:02,930 BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR SECRET. 499 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,411 - I'M SO GLAD I WROTE YOU THAT LETTER. 500 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,891 - JAKE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 501 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,023 - WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE THINGS 502 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,285 THAT HAPPEN TO US, SWEETHEART, BUT... 503 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,809 YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTROL HOW YOU FEEL. 504 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,289 - THE REASON THAT I KEEP BRINGING UP OUR KISS 505 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,595 IS BECAUSE I LIKELIKE YOU. 506 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,423 - I WAS JUST NOMINATED 507 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,946 FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER FORMAL PRINCESS. 508 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,164 - AH! 509 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,557 - AH, YOU JUST MISSED HER. 510 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,689 - I DIDN'T KNOW ROSATI WAS THE GUY 511 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,255 YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT. - YEP. 512 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,779 JAKE'S MY DATE. 513 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,171 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S TOO LATE. 514 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:29,783 MOM? 36728

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