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Welcome to MiaKhalifa .com. Hi guys.
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So, we're driving through a pretty
sketchy neighborhood today.
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Looking for some black dick.
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Why would that be in a sketchy
neighborhood?
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I don't know.
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I feel like it'll be the easiest place
to find one willing to go along with
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this.
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Are you excited about it?
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I'm apprehensive, but a little excited.
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Like, what's the biggest thing you've
had so far?
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Obviously, it was white. It was white. I
mean, it wasn't that big. It was, like,
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this big.
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Oh my god, there he is.
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Catch up to him.
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Go.
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Hi, how are you?
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I'm good, how are you? I'm good, hi, I'm
Mia.
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Who? My name's Mia.
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Rico. Nice to meet you, Rico.
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Nice to meet you also.
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What's up?
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Um, are you doing -
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I've never been with a black guy.
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And I kind of want to fuck my first
black guy today.
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And I was wondering if you were.
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I know this is really weird. I'm sorry.
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It's a setup.
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No, it's not. It's not. It's not. I
swear.
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I swear. I'm sorry. I'm just really
nervous. Anybody in this car with you?
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Yo, what up, man? Yeah, we're just
filming it, man.
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You want to be on camera?
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I kind of want to commemorate it.
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I don't know about camera and shit, man.
That's a little different.
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Please.
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What's up? I don't know.
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I'm curious.
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I just want to tape it. That's the only
thing you really have to do is be okay
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with that.
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I get to fuck you, though?
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Yeah, of course.
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All right.
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Get in, get in.
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Yeah, come on in, man. It's all good.
You can go to my place, though, right?
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Mia?
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Is it close by here? Yeah, okay.
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Okay, if you can trust us more that way.
The hood ain't much for you, is it? A
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little bit, but I can do.
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All right, come on with it.
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Come on in.
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Yeah, it feels good.
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You alright? Yeah.
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Okay, camera and shit.
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I'm not really used to that, but I'm
with it.
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You alright?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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I'll be right back. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's a bathroom right there.
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You mind if we use the bedroom?
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The bedroom's fine.
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You're coming back, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's your house. We're
coming back.
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Oh, my God.
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What the hell?
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I can't do this.
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Why can't you do it? I can't do it.
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What do you mean you can't do it?
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I can't do it.
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All you got to do is grab it.
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You play with it a little bit.
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Listen, get it hard at least.
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I mean, we got the guy here right at his
house.
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Let's get him hard.
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See what happens.
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You can do it, you know?
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I mean, you know, he's not that black.
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He's pretty black.
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He's pretty black.
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I mean, he looks a little... No,
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I don't think so.
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He definitely doesn't look like he
listens to country music.
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I'm a little nervous. I never had a
camera in my face.
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I don't understand that.
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I'm with it.
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It's pretty big. It's soft and this is
probably the biggest thing I've ever
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Really? That's the biggest you've had?
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It's a good thing.
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So what do you think about it?
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I'm so scared of it.
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You're scared of it? Why?
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It's pretty big.
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You're doing it. You're making it
bigger.
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It's so big.
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Yeah? And black. It's like a thousand
midnights.
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Wow. I've never heard that before.
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A thousand midnights? It's the blackest
thing I've ever seen.
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Is it the biggest or the blackest?
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Both.
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Simultaneously.
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Yeah? Yeah. I think you like stroking
it.
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I do. Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Maybe you should taste it.
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Can I talk to you again?
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What? I need to talk to you again. Can
we have another conversation?
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I'm sorry, we'll be right back.
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We'll be right back.
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It's not that big. I can't take it.
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Come on, Mia. It's not that big. Listen.
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Blow it. At least blow it.
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Oh, my God. Put it around your mouth.
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You know, it's quick. You know, it's a
blowjob.
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You know?
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Listen, suck it first.
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See how it feels.
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Hey, close the door.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, look. Close it.
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Boom. Just put it in your mouth.
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And then, you know, maybe, you know,
just put it in your mouth. I mean, I
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it's black. It's big.
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It's so black.
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It's so black.
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I thought maybe because it doesn't see
as much sun, it wouldn't be as black.
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It's pretty dark, you know.
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Listen, all it is is, you know, just put
it in your mouth. It'll probably feel
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the same way as any other one. So, you
know, it might go in a little deeper,
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but, you know, tell them to take it slow
and be good.
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How are you feeling about sex?
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All right.
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All right,
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so back again.
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Yeah. I was waiting on you. You left me.
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I'm sorry.
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You got to figure it out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Can I suck it?
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Definitely.
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Holy shit.
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Hold on.
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One, two, three, and a half.
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I think it's like the size of my arm.
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Yeah, look. It's like my entire forearm.
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Right down to my wrist.
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Holy shit.
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That's huge.
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Oh my god.
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Wow. What the fuck? You were hiding
those?
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Oh my God. Look at those.
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Look at the twins on you.
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Oh, you're amazing.
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Look at those titties.
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Thank you.
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It's huge.
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Not today.
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Maybe next time.
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Your eyes got so bright.
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There's no way I could keep this. It
would break through my head.
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Come on in here. Yeah.
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There's nothing wrong with trying.
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Try it. Give it one big good try.
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The old college try.
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The old college try.
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I dropped out of college.
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So you get this. You get this and you
get a degree.
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You probably ace an African American
study.
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Urbanomics. Oh,
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fuck. We
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knew
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you were a cop. I mean, as a bee.
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Should I try again?
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If you want that A, of course.
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Only losers are satisfied with B.
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Mediocrity.
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Yeah.
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yeah yeah oh my god oh my god oh my god
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Oh, God.
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More pussy on my dick. Back that shit
up.
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Give
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me
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more pussy.
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More pussy. Don't make me come get it.
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Right here. Don't move. Watch it.
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Don't move. No.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Don't cry.
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Let me see.
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Arch that back up. Let me see.
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Look at that.
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Look at that.
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I can't do it. I can't do it.
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It's too fucking big.
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You're running all over the place.
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Don't run from me. You came and stole
me.
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You want me out or you want me in?
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In.
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In.
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Oh,
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fuck. Oh,
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Jesus.
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Oh,
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Jesus.
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Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh,
Jesus.
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Oh,
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Jesus.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my
God.
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Stay right here, baby. Let me see you
stay up there.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Keep it up right here.
Let me show you.
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Right now, just like that.
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Mm -hmm.
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Just like that, baby.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh!
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What do you mean? I'm not even in here.
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I'm freezing.
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I'm freezing!
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It's a little Haiti special. This is
already scary.
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It's a little Haiti special right here.
No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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You're getting a little Haiti special
right here.
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I'll tell you that real quick.
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Oh shit.
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It's too much. It's too much.
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It's too much.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Good.
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Painful.
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Painful? Fun.
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A little bit of it?
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Yes.
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Good pain, right?
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Yeah.
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