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Tradition can be very cruel, you know.
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And we used to do a very cruel thing the
day after Christmas on St. Stephen's
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Day.
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Our fathers would give us big knobbly
sticks and dress us up in all sorts of
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clothes and send us out to murder a tiny
bird.
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The wren.
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I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun.
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But you know, though it was, it was also
a fierce, brutal thing.
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So, now I'm older, and as you get when
your hips start creaking a bit contrary
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-like, I won't be leading any bird hunts
for the sake of tradition.
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Fat bitch, look at that.
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You're going to hotbox the car the whole
way, are you? What?
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Are you going to be smoking the whole
way?
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Maybe, I don't know.
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A few wine all the way there.
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Come on, drive on.
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No petrol?
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There's no petrol in it. What do you do
with fucking petrol? It's just a
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fucking... The meter is fucked up.
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It's like fucking ma 'am.
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Swanning around with Henry with her new
gammy boyfriend.
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That's my sister now.
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It's my fucking mother.
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She was sending round robin Christmas
cards all around Cork.
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She didn't even send me a chocolate
orange.
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Thank you.
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Can I help you with something?
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No, I just figured that since you're
taking photos of me, I might as well
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photo of you, do you know?
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I wasn't taking a fucking photograph of
you for your information.
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Yeah, you fucking were taking a fucking
photo of me. You don't need to get smart
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with me. I'm not getting fucking smart
with you. I'm just saying, like, there
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has to be something special about me.
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I mean, there's what? There's one, two,
three, four, five, six, seven. There's
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fucking 700 people in this room and I'm
the only one you're taking photos of.
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I must be really fucking special, so...
Do you know what? I think you are,
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actually. One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven.
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Stay there, you fucking homo. I'll get
the eighth, yeah?
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No, stay where you are. Stay where you
are. Get your hairy fucking honey out of
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my car. You shut the fuck up, little
fucking gammy -eyed prick.
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Fuck you, you fucking prick. What the
fuck is your problem? You leave him out
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it as well now. What the fuck are you
standing up for? I'd slap the fucking
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horse teeth straight out of your fucking
head.
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Sit the fuck down.
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All right then.
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I'm fucking coughing over there. Relax,
will you?
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Relax. I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh,
you're a hard man all of a sudden, are
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you? Because you're in prison.
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I'm fucking rude.
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Yeah, I'll give you a fucking shine when
I get it on you. Go on, go on.
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All right, now, sit down.
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Put your tie on and off.
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Of course.
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Where's your wedding dress?
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Here, can we give him another slap with
it?
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Come on father, are we getting married
or what?
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Did you hear what he said to me? What?
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He said, he'll be you next.
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He needs his marriage guidance now.
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Well... He will be you next, you know.
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It's not fancy, you know. No.
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Hang up your collar, settle down.
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No. Marriage is enough, I think.
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I said mass this morning, seven o
'clock, do you
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know that?
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No, you haven't got the word just yet. I
haven't got the word from up top yet.
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Geez, I can hardly talk.
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Fucking talk.
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Yeah.
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Seamus, come on.
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Man.
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What is it?
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Man, what's going on?
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No, no, no, man, man. What's going on?
Man.
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Talk to me, boy.
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It's Mal.
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What happened to him?
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Oh, fuck, Mal.
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Get the fuck off him.
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Do you think I want to look at that
arse?
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I don't give a fuck.
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It's fucking hard, man.
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Do you know what? I'm filing for a
divorce.
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No, you're not.
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I just married you. There's no divorce.
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I'm going to put it in there. Do you
know what? I'm going to put it off
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Seamus, come on.
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