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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,015 --> 00:00:07,684 TOTO' DOES THE GIRO D'ITALIA 2 00:00:09,453 --> 00:00:13,996 Abandon all hope, ye who enter... 3 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:27,400 Where are you going? - On a mission. - All right. 4 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:46,043 Dante! - Nero! - What are you doing in these parts? 5 00:00:46,182 --> 00:00:49,636 I wanted to see if Totò arrived. - Not yet. We're waiting for him. 6 00:00:49,775 --> 00:00:53,066 Does he interest you? - Yes, I heard that he's a strange guy. 7 00:00:53,205 --> 00:00:57,108 We can take a look at him. Over there, in the observatory. 8 00:00:59,443 --> 00:01:04,780 This story is going to be interesting! There's Bartali... Coppi... Bobet... 9 00:01:04,919 --> 00:01:10,712 Bobeeeeeeeet! - Is there only men? - No, there's also... - Ah, Barzizza. Great! 10 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,815 Ah...Rissone. 11 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:19,139 Mangini, Micheluzzi and Mario Riva... 12 00:01:19,690 --> 00:01:23,000 Charming! - Certainly. - Ah, Sweet! 13 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:29,947 Look how many there are! We'll never finish this! 14 00:01:30,086 --> 00:01:34,065 Lots of people worked hard and they want to see their names up on the screen! 15 00:01:34,204 --> 00:01:36,801 Sure, but it's too much! - Well! 16 00:01:37,423 --> 00:01:39,567 And how about us? - Yeah. 17 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:46,166 Look! Dante Alighieri: Carlo Ninchi. - And Catoni? - Nero! 18 00:01:46,895 --> 00:01:47,976 Let's go. 19 00:01:55,912 --> 00:01:57,892 You can see everything from here. 20 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:03,822 There's the earth! There's old Europe! And there's our very own Italy! 21 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:09,965 "Oh, Italy, Italy..." - Heavens! Just look what they're doing in Stresa! 22 00:02:14,653 --> 00:02:16,425 What's this? I don't get it. 23 00:02:16,563 --> 00:02:21,263 They're selecting the city which has the most beautiful girl for Miss Italy. 24 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:25,968 In such costumes! - Of course, my dear. The jury must see everything. 25 00:02:26,106 --> 00:02:31,251 This is of the devil! - If only I could be on the jury in Totò's place. 26 00:02:31,390 --> 00:02:35,038 Totò? Where is he? - Over there. - Which one? - See the beard? 27 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:42,273 Professor, the girls you should be watching are over there! - Yeah, cute! 28 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,564 And what do you think about her? 29 00:02:45,323 --> 00:02:49,939 What? - What do you think of her? - What do I think? Well, I think... 30 00:02:50,078 --> 00:02:54,336 She has a lovely malleolus, a lovely femur and a lovely kneecap. 31 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:58,790 Miss, please turn around. - And there's a lovely shoulder blade. 32 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,423 Well, she's available. 33 00:03:00,561 --> 00:03:03,883 Don't joke, young man! My interest is only anatomical. 34 00:03:04,022 --> 00:03:06,147 I like her. - And number 19? 35 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:10,973 She's not a classic beauty. - You're a little harsh, Professor. 36 00:03:11,111 --> 00:03:12,793 What do you think of her? 37 00:03:12,932 --> 00:03:16,200 What a face! - What? - I mean, what a perfect face, 38 00:03:16,339 --> 00:03:21,075 united to a marvelous body! - She's my sister. - Congratulations! 39 00:03:21,213 --> 00:03:25,106 What a family! - Thank you. - Don't act like a fool. 40 00:03:25,245 --> 00:03:29,153 I do it for my sister, you know it's just for her! - OK, just don't go crazy! 41 00:03:29,587 --> 00:03:33,424 Look! Look! The sister of the journalist's girlfriend has won! 42 00:03:33,563 --> 00:03:38,785 The professor has convinced the jury to award her the title of Miss Italy. 43 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,911 Meanwhile... our jealous journalist paces nervously. 44 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:50,577 What's the matter? Are you nervous? - Me? No, I'm the same as always. Here. 45 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:55,164 This letter came for you. It's marked, "personal and secret". 46 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,413 I don't have any secrets. If you want to, open it up. 47 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:04,562 Miss, I congratulate you on the success of your sister... 48 00:04:04,701 --> 00:04:08,632 I take this occasion to express my strong desire to unite with you... 49 00:04:08,771 --> 00:04:13,230 in the goal of a fruitful marriage. - But who is this jerk? 50 00:04:13,368 --> 00:04:17,319 With all due respect, it was me. - You're always joking, Sir. Right? 51 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,760 No joke, young man. This is serious. 52 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:24,575 No funny stuff. I only want to comfort her with my rod and staff. 53 00:04:24,914 --> 00:04:29,641 Bruno, there's Coppi and Bartali, a wonderful spread! Come on! - Coming. 54 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:33,075 Get me an autograph. No, wait, I'm coming too... 55 00:04:33,214 --> 00:04:35,229 Bye! - One moment, Miss. 56 00:04:35,368 --> 00:04:38,797 Later. Didn't you hear? It's Coppi and Bartali. 57 00:04:38,936 --> 00:04:42,426 Who are they? - Oh, Professor, where are you from? The moon? 58 00:04:42,565 --> 00:04:47,419 No, from a school in Brescia. - Then have your students tell you about it. 59 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:51,775 One moment, Miss. We haven't finished our conversation. 60 00:04:53,277 --> 00:04:59,445 Mays I hope? Mays I? Yethh? - Why not? 61 00:05:02,309 --> 00:05:07,025 When? When? - Let's see.. Do you know how to ride a bicycle? - No. 62 00:05:07,164 --> 00:05:10,475 Fine. We'll get married, when you... 63 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:14,392 have won the Giro d'Italia! Bye, Professor. 64 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,539 The Giro d'Italia! 65 00:05:21,626 --> 00:05:26,156 Next day, we're in Milan. - At the piazza del Duomo? - No, at Via Orefici. 66 00:05:27,335 --> 00:05:29,734 Ah, back there is the castle! 67 00:05:31,139 --> 00:05:34,200 The Bar Vittorio Emanuele. - A hang out for royalty? 68 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:35,882 No, for athletes. 69 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:40,327 There's Spoldi, Deyana. - Lorenzetti. 70 00:05:46,761 --> 00:05:51,092 Look, Walter Ascari. - And speaking with Wimille, Piamita Lanza . 71 00:05:51,505 --> 00:05:53,790 There's Achilli too and dell'Inter. 72 00:06:03,509 --> 00:06:07,848 Excuse me, Mr. Renato Stella? Thanks. 73 00:06:12,191 --> 00:06:17,208 Good day. - Good day. And? - I want to ride a bicycle. - Go for it! 74 00:06:17,347 --> 00:06:21,890 No, I want to learn how to ride. - No, you're too young for that. 75 00:06:22,029 --> 00:06:25,913 You'll get hurt. Come back in a few years, if your mom says it's OK. 76 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,904 I want to take lessons and I'm willing to pay well. 77 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:33,990 Sit down! - Thank you. - Let's discuss this. - Certainly! 78 00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:36,649 You're willing to fork out? - What? 79 00:06:36,934 --> 00:06:40,132 You're a fat cat? - No, I'm really a professor. 80 00:06:40,271 --> 00:06:43,683 But you would pay? - Sure. How much would a lesson cost? 81 00:06:43,822 --> 00:06:48,597 Lemme see... one lesson: ''half a leg''. - And how could I ride with only half a leg? 82 00:06:48,735 --> 00:06:54,484 You don't get it: it's money. A "sack" is 1,000 lire and ''half a leg'' is 500. 83 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:59,578 Then I'll take ''a sack''. - But it cost more! - But, I save half my leg! 84 00:06:59,717 --> 00:07:02,353 If you're happy, we're all happy! 85 00:07:02,492 --> 00:07:07,334 That'll be one lesson 1,000 lire with two lessons in advance. - Here you go. 86 00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:10,237 Thank you. - Are we good? - Peppone, come here! 87 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:16,665 May I present a new athlete. - Pleasure. - Tosi. Discus. - Yes, discus? - 54,80. 88 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:20,147 Did they slip? - What? - The disks. - But... - In his back. 89 00:07:20,286 --> 00:07:24,717 Don't you get it? He throws the discus. - I get it! - Matteucci. Giavelotto. 90 00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:30,510 Giavelotto? I know that name. How dumb! I'm confusing it with Felice Cavallotti. 91 00:07:30,649 --> 00:07:34,515 Another Olympian: Di Segni. - Designer? - No, boxer. 92 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,959 - Ah, boxing designer! Very interesting. 93 00:07:37,098 --> 00:07:42,681 It's Tazio! - The piazza? - No, Tazio Nuvolari the great! - Ah, the cyclist! 94 00:07:42,819 --> 00:07:47,866 Professor! Race car driver! - How stupid of me! Of course, race car driver. 95 00:07:48,005 --> 00:07:51,294 This kid will go far! - Professor! Good one! 96 00:07:57,970 --> 00:08:00,474 Good morning, Professor. - Good morning. 97 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,610 Nobody will come around here. - Thank goodness. - What? 98 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,433 So this is the velocipede. - Yes. 99 00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:11,529 And what type of velocipede? For walking or for racing? - For bombing. 100 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:14,846 - It's the b..b..b..bomb! - You're funny! - No, I'm serious. 101 00:08:14,984 --> 00:08:19,698 Get on, we're wasting time. - One sec! I first want to know where's the pinion. 102 00:08:19,837 --> 00:08:25,297 Why does it matter? Just leave it to me. - Lad, I need to see the pinion. 103 00:08:25,435 --> 00:08:29,899 - What's that? - ''The Velocipedist Manual". - No, it's too cutting edge. 104 00:08:30,373 --> 00:08:34,836 Don't worry about it. Get on! - Get on! Easy to say, but how? 105 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:38,887 How do you want to get on? - I need... - No, with the legs... raise your leg! 106 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,536 Not that leg, the other one. 107 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:46,173 Young man, this is not right. - Why? - I'm not a dog that lifts the leg so. 108 00:08:46,312 --> 00:08:48,674 Come on, Professor. - Let me try it. 109 00:08:48,813 --> 00:08:53,020 Not like that! That's the wrong way! What are you? A crab? 110 00:08:53,717 --> 00:08:58,406 Careful! Slowly! - Hold the handlebars tightly. - Let me try it. 111 00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:02,737 Sir... - Let me do it. - I beg you... - I order you to let go! 112 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,116 Professor, if you insist... 113 00:09:07,055 --> 00:09:10,487 Mamma Mia, are you dead? - Present! - Thank heavens! 114 00:09:13,655 --> 00:09:19,251 And who's going to pay for my bicycle? - Lad, don't get mad. I'll "fork out". 115 00:09:21,147 --> 00:09:23,785 Happy Birthday! - Who put this here? 116 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,980 If I had only know where the pinion was... - You and that pinion! 117 00:09:31,119 --> 00:09:33,256 Listen closely. - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:37,583 Can I open my heart to you? - The heart yes, the hands, no. 119 00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:40,219 You are the first to know. - Tell me. 120 00:09:41,244 --> 00:09:43,799 I must win the Giro d'Italia. - What? 121 00:09:44,455 --> 00:09:47,518 Don't tell anyone, please. - No, that would be crazy. 122 00:09:48,144 --> 00:09:52,230 What are you thinking? You can't win. - It's my will: "to will is to do". 123 00:09:52,369 --> 00:09:55,315 Forget about "will", you need a pill! - ''To pill is to poo"! 124 00:09:55,454 --> 00:10:00,982 What must I do to win this Giro? - Lord, there would be only one way. - What? 125 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:03,599 Try to sell your soul to the devil. 126 00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:11,548 I will marry you when you win the Giro d'Italia. 127 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:16,815 I will marry you. Win the Giro d'Italia! 128 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:20,446 You want to win the Giro d'Italia? Sell your soul to the devil! 129 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:27,519 Marry you! - Soul to the devil! - You! - Devil! - You! - Devil! 130 00:10:27,657 --> 00:10:32,956 You! - Devil! - You! - Devil! You! - Devil! 131 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:41,653 Good evening - Good evening. - What's the matter? 132 00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:48,372 Did you hear something? - No. - "A voice sounded in my heart a while ago". 133 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,987 Excuse me, but... 134 00:10:52,495 --> 00:10:56,457 # I am meek, 135 00:10:56,596 --> 00:10:59,701 I am respectful. 136 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,795 I am obedient, 137 00:11:04,473 --> 00:11:07,419 lovingly sweet. 138 00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:12,251 Let me rule, let me rule... 139 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:17,736 let me lead, let me lead! But... 140 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:24,357 But if you touch me where I am weak. 141 00:11:24,494 --> 00:11:27,692 I will be a viper! I will be. 142 00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:34,166 A 100 traps, I will set before I will ever give in. 143 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:40,101 A 100 traps... 144 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:46,160 I will set before I ever will give in... 145 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,761 I will set 146 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:55,985 A 100 traps 147 00:11:56,522 --> 00:12:05,018 before...before I ever will give in. 148 00:12:05,486 --> 00:12:10,394 A 100 traps, 149 00:12:10,532 --> 00:12:16,345 A 100 traps, I will set. A 100 traps, I will set. 150 00:12:16,484 --> 00:12:18,309 I will set. # 151 00:12:39,131 --> 00:12:43,702 - Good evening. - Good evening. -Good evening. Hi, mamma. Ay yi yi! 152 00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:47,521 What's the matter, dear? What did you do? - Oh, nothing... 153 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:53,583 A physical-mechanical experiment using a pinion and bell...nothing too serious. 154 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:56,843 Did you have any luck? - No, this time no. 155 00:12:56,982 --> 00:13:01,921 It'll go better next time. You'll see! With your brains, you won't lose. - Yes. 156 00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:07,500 Are you tired, dear? Do you want to eat? - I have a pudding that says, "Eat me!" 157 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:11,970 No pudding, please! - Then make him an egg cream. - Coming up. 158 00:13:11,977 --> 00:13:18,352 Never will an egg be beaten with much love! I will put all of my heart in it! 159 00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,140 Thank you. Thank you. 160 00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,743 Good my dressing gown. - Here it is, Professor. 161 00:13:25,882 --> 00:13:30,375 What a real joy your return is to us poor women who are always left alone! 162 00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:34,318 The house is so sad without you. - Hush! Go get the bed ready. 163 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,762 Bye, sweet mamma. - Good night, treasure. 164 00:13:57,274 --> 00:14:00,389 I will marry you when you win the Giro d'Italia. 165 00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:03,992 I will marry you when you win the Giro d'Italia. 166 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:09,834 Sell your soul to the devil! - Marry... - Sell your soul... - Giro d'Italia... 167 00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:15,088 Soul! - I will marry you! - Soul to the devil! - I will marry you! 168 00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:18,969 I will marry you! - The soul! - I will marry you! - The devil! 169 00:14:21,918 --> 00:14:26,496 Yes! I will sell my soul to the devil in order to win this Giro d'Italia. 170 00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:29,642 Come in! 171 00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:32,034 May I? 172 00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:36,885 My respects! - Good evening. Who are you? 173 00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:41,144 The devil. - The devil, how? Come on, don't make me laugh! 174 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:45,790 I see! Perhaps you were expecting an old-fashioned devil... 175 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,961 with horns and a tail and summoned with the sound of a whistle. 176 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:54,158 If that's what you want, I'll do it right away. It doesn't matter to me. 177 00:15:00,077 --> 00:15:02,551 Here I am! It's me, the devil! 178 00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:07,949 I'm the devil! 179 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,938 I'm the devil! 180 00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:21,593 Am I not the devil? 181 00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:31,440 Devil! 182 00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:36,454 Where the devil did the devil go? Devil! 183 00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:39,739 Help! Help! How scary! 184 00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:43,826 We don't use the old-fashioned way anymore. - Such a fright! 185 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:48,851 Convinced? - This could be coincidence. Let me see some ID! - My pass. 186 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:53,901 You're kidding! A pass! Don't give me passes! My uncle has 12 of them. 187 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:57,438 But, please don't tell anyone. I don't want him to lose his job. 188 00:15:57,577 --> 00:16:02,280 My glasses? Please, sit down. Make yourself at home. Here they are. 189 00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:10,122 It looks valid. There's a stamp by the Minister of the Inferno. 190 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,006 Let's see what's your name: Filippo... 191 00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:19,413 Felippo ... Cosme...Cosmedi... - Cosmedin. Cosmedin. Pippo Cosmedin! 192 00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:25,594 That's not a devil's name. I am one and I am not one. - What does that mean? 193 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:30,154 Did you see, "It's a Wonderful Life"? There's an angel of the second class... 194 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,638 who aspires to the first class! - You? - No! 195 00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:37,008 I'm a second class devil. - Why do you have a Venetian accent? 196 00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:40,049 I had my birth and burial in Venice. 197 00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:43,111 That's funny! In Italy, you...buried! 198 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,918 Perhaps. - Perhaps? Don't you believe me? - No. 199 00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:50,238 Your arm hurts. - How do you know? - I know. You're a devil. 200 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,573 Want me to prove it? Huh? - No! 201 00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:56,284 By Jove and for goodness sake! 202 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:01,286 A devil who does good! - If a devil won't do it, who will nowadays? 203 00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:07,804 Believe me, bad is everywhere today! In the streets, the houses...even here! 204 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,209 No, by Jove! 205 00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:15,005 Young man! Don't make insinuations! I'll have you thrown out on your ear. 206 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:21,469 Ok, tell me who's in there? - Why? My loyal and proper governess, Gervasia! 207 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:27,071 Loyal and proper! - Yes, sir! You laugh at that! - Allow me. 208 00:17:55,901 --> 00:18:01,126 She said that she felt so alone! - That direction is the trusted cook, right? 209 00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:04,886 He's very much to be trusted, I can guarantee it. 210 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,067 See, I told you: he's making my egg cream! How he whisks it! 211 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:16,843 How he whisks it! How he whisks... 212 00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:26,027 Dirty pig! He said he'd put all of his heart in it! 213 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:29,430 Are you convinced now? - Yes, unfortunately. 214 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:33,432 Now for this side! - Nothing to find there, it's only my mother. 215 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,330 Well, let's find out! - But... - You'll see! - All right. 216 00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:58,906 I told you so! - An exception! An exception that confirms the rule. 217 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:02,886 Let's not waste time. You want to win the Giro d'Italia? - And how! - OK. 218 00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:07,192 Sign the contract and you will win. - Excuse me, what do you want in return? 219 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:12,814 Almost nothing, your soul. - My soul! That's nothing? A soul is a soul, Sir. 220 00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:16,781 But in exchange, I give you a body. And what a body! Look! 221 00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:22,138 Doriana! 222 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,618 Yethh? Shall I sign? 223 00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:32,717 Shall I sign? 224 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:38,768 Tempting devil! - Put your name to the paper and you will win. - Yes, yes. 225 00:19:40,104 --> 00:19:43,150 The pen won't write. - You have to sign it with blood. 226 00:19:43,288 --> 00:19:48,835 Whose? - Yours. - I can't... - Why not? - I'm anemic. - Give here! - Ay, here! 227 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:54,336 Devil, you're taking advantage. You refilled the pen! - Sign here. 228 00:19:54,474 --> 00:19:57,731 This one... - This one and that one there. 229 00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:02,205 Why so many places to sign? - A few clauses without any importance. 230 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:07,741 Professor, have a good Giro d'Italia! I'll vanish the old way just for you. 231 00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:14,440 And this too is done. 232 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,756 Still up, dear? 233 00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:22,499 What an infernal smell, like sulfur. - Mamma it was me. I smoked a Cuban. 234 00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:25,492 Listen, Mamma. - What is it, love? 235 00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:29,247 Would you mind if I did the Giro d'Italia? 236 00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:31,544 No dear, do whatever is good for you. 237 00:20:31,683 --> 00:20:35,240 With your brains and the help of heaven, you can win. 238 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:39,352 The egg cream, Sir. - No, you eat it. - Why? 239 00:20:39,491 --> 00:20:43,234 You spit in it four times! - No, only three! - Four! I saw you! 240 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:47,153 Yeah? Then I'm leaving! I refuse to stay in a house... 241 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:50,920 where poor hard-working workers are spied upon! 242 00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:53,989 Pardon me, Mamma. Villain! 243 00:20:55,518 --> 00:20:59,714 Sir, shall I warm the bed? - Yes, with a warming pan, not a fireman! 244 00:20:59,853 --> 00:21:03,105 Fireman? - Yes, and I won't even mention the other two. 245 00:21:03,243 --> 00:21:06,186 Antonio! - Mamma, sometimes you just got to! 246 00:21:07,423 --> 00:21:10,820 Good night. - Good night, Mamma. Good night. 247 00:22:16,829 --> 00:22:20,232 Good morning, Professor. How's the arm? - It's quite cured, young man. 248 00:22:20,371 --> 00:22:24,417 Good thing you're here, I need to talk. I decided to enter the Giro d'Italia. 249 00:22:24,556 --> 00:22:27,369 What? - Yes, yes. You're surprised. How come? 250 00:22:27,508 --> 00:22:31,206 Are you crazy? You need to be a licensed professional! 251 00:22:31,345 --> 00:22:34,629 You can't even ride a bike! You won't be allowed to enter. 252 00:22:34,768 --> 00:22:37,007 Mere trifles. Listen... - Let's go... 253 00:22:38,669 --> 00:22:42,528 May I help you? - I would like to enter the Giro d'Italia. 254 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:46,069 How, Sir? - Tut, tut. - As a judge? - Tut, tut! 255 00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:52,551 As a rider! I'll win the Giro this year, but not next year - I'm retiring. 256 00:22:52,578 --> 00:22:55,982 Then let's begin with the bike. This one is a lightweight. 257 00:22:56,121 --> 00:23:00,515 Don't you think it's a little frivolous? - But this is a Benotto. 258 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,298 One can win with that? - Of course! 259 00:23:03,437 --> 00:23:07,627 This bicycle won the World Championship in 1947. Check it out. 260 00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:13,864 And that one won in 1946 won the World Championship. - Good golly! 261 00:23:15,622 --> 00:23:21,401 Hey, who's that over there? Where'd you find him? - Hush. A nut, some professor. 262 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:24,011 But he forks out. - Forks out? 263 00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:29,657 Listen, couldn't you use a masseur? - But you're not a masseur. 264 00:23:29,796 --> 00:23:31,991 Why not? Is that one a cyclist? 265 00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:52,989 May I help you? - Do you have any glasses? - Over in the back. 266 00:23:53,128 --> 00:23:55,231 Look! There's the professor. 267 00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:03,851 Professor, how are you? - Miss Doriana! Miss Italy. 268 00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:07,970 Professor, what are doing here? - Well, here we are! 269 00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:12,031 Are you the owner? - No. Maybe he's had some bad luck. 270 00:24:12,170 --> 00:24:16,746 Sales clerk? - Oh, no, no. What are you doing in a bicycle shop? 271 00:24:16,885 --> 00:24:21,672 We came to get some glasses. I follow the Giro. - Follow the Giro? 272 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:25,308 How about you? - You bet! I'm a secretary for the Herald. 273 00:24:25,446 --> 00:24:28,678 Great! We can always be together. - What? 274 00:24:28,816 --> 00:24:32,852 Don't you remember your promise? If I win the Giro d'Italia, 275 00:24:32,991 --> 00:24:37,915 to marry me. Therefore, I run, I conquer...and you know the rest. 276 00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:41,897 What a memory! - Well, child, a promise is a promise. 277 00:24:42,036 --> 00:24:44,166 What does this mean, Doriana? 278 00:24:45,546 --> 00:24:48,984 Why all this underwear? - They're extra. You'll sweat a lot. 279 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:52,752 What? Sweat! Me! Pessimist. 280 00:24:53,018 --> 00:24:57,883 The underwear: OK! But I'll only need one tee shirt. - Only one? 281 00:24:58,022 --> 00:25:01,619 Sure, after the first stage, they'll give me the 'Maglia Rosa' and... 282 00:25:01,758 --> 00:25:06,813 I'll give this one to the organizers. - Are you so sure of winning, Professor? 283 00:25:07,433 --> 00:25:11,971 Certainly, my sweet...doll! 284 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:13,746 Love conquers all. 285 00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:17,737 Then we need to toast the future winner of the 'Maglia Rosa'. 286 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:22,000 Shall we have a vermouth? - Certainly! Of course! 287 00:25:23,383 --> 00:25:25,816 What a beautiful day! 288 00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:35,333 They laugh, because they are so happy! Only such a day could bring such joy! 289 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:40,592 We're leaving, Goodbye. - And what about the vermouth? 290 00:25:40,731 --> 00:25:43,011 We're in such a hurry. 291 00:25:43,946 --> 00:25:47,787 Fickle! - Yes. - Then, let's meet at the Giro. - Yes, Professor. 292 00:25:47,925 --> 00:25:49,946 Goodbye. - Goodbye. 293 00:25:55,951 --> 00:25:58,138 What are they laughing at? 294 00:26:04,192 --> 00:26:05,873 Fools! 295 00:26:07,202 --> 00:26:10,977 Today from 4 to 6, registration at via Galilei. 296 00:26:40,943 --> 00:26:45,262 What's so funny? Dare to laugh again at this bearded face! 297 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,887 Coming through. Excuse me! 298 00:26:56,287 --> 00:27:00,347 I would like a number for my bike. Where can I get a number? 299 00:27:01,509 --> 00:27:05,623 What's so funny? Haven't you ever seen a cyclist? - Not with a beard! Go, beardy! 300 00:27:05,762 --> 00:27:08,909 He who laughs last, laughs best, young man. 301 00:27:09,818 --> 00:27:13,371 Excuse me, are you a number? No, I give out the numbers. 302 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:15,394 Can I get one for this velocipede? 303 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:19,538 The cyclists must get them in person. They're not allowed to send any parents. 304 00:27:19,677 --> 00:27:22,819 Tut, tut. I am the cyclist. Here you go. 305 00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:28,013 Who the heck are you? - It's in order! 306 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,980 Sure! What did you ask? - Who are you? - Just the winner of the Giro d'Italia. 307 00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:39,169 Have you heard, Coppi? - I guess we should all go home. 308 00:27:39,308 --> 00:27:44,130 But no, boys! Don't get discouraged. There's always second place. 309 00:27:45,783 --> 00:27:49,720 Good day. Do I need anything else? - Yes, the number. 310 00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:52,153 Number 100! Lucky number! 311 00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:54,813 Watch out, I'm going backwards! 312 00:28:00,594 --> 00:28:05,459 We're finally at the start. This Giro d'Italia promises to be very exciting. 313 00:28:05,598 --> 00:28:10,324 For the first time, we have some of the most famous of international cycling. 314 00:28:11,137 --> 00:28:16,767 Notice here: Ortelli, Bartali, Ricci, Magni, Coppi, 315 00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:20,841 Bobet, Cottur, Kubler. 316 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,589 The riders chat like friends among themselves, 317 00:28:23,727 --> 00:28:26,914 but surely in each there exists only one thought, one aspiration... 318 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:32,339 to arrive first at the goal and become the winner of the Giro d'Italia. 319 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:33,789 Excuse me. 320 00:28:33,927 --> 00:28:39,428 We see between Coppi and Bobet, a newcomer never before seen... 321 00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:42,175 with a beard and wearing number 100. 322 00:28:43,715 --> 00:28:45,764 I'm Bobet. - Ah, Bobet! 323 00:28:46,995 --> 00:28:49,537 Attention, they given the signal! 324 00:28:49,675 --> 00:28:53,765 The dense group sets off. Thus begins the exciting contest. 325 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:59,774 Professor, why don't you move? - They're going. - Go! Go! 326 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,630 Nobody told me! - Yeah, yeah. Go! 327 00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:06,004 With four little pedals, I'll catch up! - Fine, fine. Go! 328 00:29:06,143 --> 00:29:09,398 The bearded one sprints ahead, trying to overtake the others. 329 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:13,680 Exciting start! The aces of the race are on the chase of the one's ahead. 330 00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:17,955 Bartali, Coppi, Bobet, Magni, Schotte are determined to stop any threat. 331 00:29:18,094 --> 00:29:24,028 But the bearded one not only remains in the lead, but keeps pulling ahead. 332 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:35,886 He's in the lead! - Calm down! The pros will make their move and then it's over. 333 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:41,310 But how fun! Maybe with that beard, he's a foreign champion in disguise. 334 00:29:42,535 --> 00:29:44,080 Here he is. 335 00:29:45,266 --> 00:29:47,904 Hi, kids! A promise is a promise! 336 00:29:49,951 --> 00:29:51,916 Did you hear him? He's American... 337 00:29:52,505 --> 00:29:55,704 Well! - I think he's a flash in the pan! 338 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,948 An exciting turn of events! The leads are changing. 339 00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:08,337 First Coppi leads. Now he yields the place to Ricci, 340 00:30:08,476 --> 00:30:12,803 followed by Bobet, the Frenchman, who now passes and leads the riders. 341 00:30:12,942 --> 00:30:17,889 Bobet, Ricci and Coppi are side-by-side. Now here comes Bartali! 342 00:30:32,437 --> 00:30:36,377 What do you think you're doing? A nice thing to do at a sporting event! 343 00:30:36,516 --> 00:30:38,255 To a rider! You think? 344 00:30:39,775 --> 00:30:43,848 Has anyone ever heard of such a thing! - What's the matter? - A towel! ...Look! 345 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:46,437 Quick! Give me a towel! 346 00:30:51,312 --> 00:30:55,403 Get it? Promise me, you'll never do anything like this again. 347 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:57,623 I see. You thought it was a favor? 348 00:30:57,762 --> 00:31:00,190 Ok, let me return the favor now! 349 00:31:06,202 --> 00:31:10,808 Coppi and Bartali, now in the lead, have forgotten about the bearded racer, 350 00:31:10,947 --> 00:31:12,583 and try to break out. 351 00:31:12,722 --> 00:31:17,044 But what's this? The bearded racer pulls ahead of everybody with ease! 352 00:31:17,183 --> 00:31:19,603 The racers once again try to... 353 00:31:19,741 --> 00:31:22,303 overtake him, but it's useless! 354 00:31:22,441 --> 00:31:26,743 The pursuers are becoming tired, surprised by the bearded racer. 355 00:31:26,882 --> 00:31:30,714 Coppi, Bartali, Magni, Schotte, Bobet are losing ground. 356 00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:36,256 Magni is ahead of the following racers: Schotte, Coppi, Bartali and Cottur. 357 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,389 Schotte, the world champion shoots ahead. But it's useless! 358 00:31:39,528 --> 00:31:43,036 the new leader crosses the finish line and ends this incredible race... 359 00:31:43,175 --> 00:31:46,667 of the first stage at the Turin Velodrome! 360 00:31:49,981 --> 00:31:56,186 The Professor wears the 'Maglia Rosa' and will receive a kiss from Miss Italy. 361 00:31:59,538 --> 00:32:03,158 I want it from you. - No, you always are such a kidder! 362 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:06,660 Please, Professor! - Say something. - OK. 363 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:10,022 Now he'll say that he's happy that he came first. - Hush! 364 00:32:11,695 --> 00:32:15,864 Fans around the world, "gyros", panini... 365 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:20,967 I'm surprised that we all didn't finish first. The lap was so short! 366 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:25,121 However, there are those who race for glory or race for money... 367 00:32:25,259 --> 00:32:26,733 but I... 368 00:32:28,032 --> 00:32:29,908 race for love. 369 00:32:30,047 --> 00:32:35,799 As the ancient Greek proverb says, ''Two lovely eyes will pull more... 370 00:32:36,906 --> 00:32:40,449 than a 100 pairs of oxen.'' Hello, Mamma! 371 00:32:44,688 --> 00:32:48,406 Madame, he came in first! He came in first! 372 00:32:48,545 --> 00:32:51,781 How is it possible if he never rode a bike before? First! 373 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,573 What's so strange? He's always been first at school. 374 00:32:54,712 --> 00:32:57,634 The professor has beaten Coppi and Bartali. 375 00:32:57,773 --> 00:33:01,680 He beat them? But Antonio has always been so peaceful! 376 00:33:01,819 --> 00:33:04,892 No, he surpassed them by 35 minutes. 377 00:33:05,031 --> 00:33:09,504 I don't understand any of this! Tomorrow, we'll buy some sports papers. 378 00:33:12,683 --> 00:33:16,715 Hello? Hello? Madame, it's him! 379 00:33:16,853 --> 00:33:18,797 Yethh. Yethh. 380 00:33:19,157 --> 00:33:22,491 To win the Giro, you have to win every lap. 381 00:33:22,771 --> 00:33:24,451 Yethh. Yethh. 382 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:28,808 I have enough on. The 'Maglia Rosa' is very heavy. I won't take it off. 383 00:33:28,947 --> 00:33:32,569 I promise, I'll stay warm. Yethh! 384 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:39,790 Bed at this hour? No way! - Come on. - I'm not used to it. 385 00:33:40,182 --> 00:33:45,293 Professor, tell us the truth? - OK. - Who are you? - Who am I? 386 00:33:45,431 --> 00:33:49,480 Take off that mask! - Mask? - Yes, this one ! - I'm being bebearded! 387 00:33:49,619 --> 00:33:52,555 See, it's true! - I thought it was a trick. - What trick? 388 00:33:52,694 --> 00:33:58,619 Aren't you a foreign champion? - What? I'm a school teacher. Brescia, Italy. 389 00:33:58,758 --> 00:34:00,720 And I want to get with this girl. 390 00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:06,521 Girls! Girls! If you want to be a racer: no smoking, no drinking, no women. 391 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:10,203 I cants? I cants! - Until the end of the Giro, no! 392 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:13,895 But what am I... - Close the window. - But the sun is still out! 393 00:34:14,034 --> 00:34:17,900 No matter, you sleep. - No, way! You must sleep! - Same time as chickens! 394 00:34:18,038 --> 00:34:21,616 You're paying me, right? - Yes. Then leave it to me. Go to sleep. 395 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:25,115 I can't sleep at this hour! - Take off his shoes. 396 00:34:25,254 --> 00:34:29,145 It's a little too early. - Isn't it "the time when.. 397 00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:33,287 nostalgia comes to sailors and softens the heart"? - Sailors, yes. Racers, no. 398 00:34:33,426 --> 00:34:38,282 All sleep. The bicycles sleep. - The riders sleep. - And all dream. 399 00:34:38,421 --> 00:34:41,149 Coppi sleeps and dreams of Bartali. 400 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:46,399 Bartali sleeps and dreams of Coppi. 401 00:34:48,135 --> 00:34:51,613 Bobet sleeps and dreams of Bartali and Coppi. 402 00:34:54,563 --> 00:34:56,959 He dreams about her. 403 00:35:01,075 --> 00:35:05,661 And she... look, look, look! - Dreams reveal all. 404 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:13,200 We're at the second lap. The "Giros" leave Turin. 405 00:35:17,352 --> 00:35:20,323 The "Giros" break out in a pack, on the heels of the Professor... 406 00:35:20,462 --> 00:35:22,355 who has outdistanced all. 407 00:35:22,494 --> 00:35:25,804 He has decided, without a doubt, to repeat his first success... 408 00:35:25,942 --> 00:35:29,767 which surprised all of the fans of international cycling. 409 00:35:36,925 --> 00:35:40,176 Here is the first hill..but what this? The professor has disappeared! 410 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:45,688 All of the group is together, minus the bearded racer. We don't know... 411 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:50,133 Extraordinary! The professor stopped at a nearby lake to fish! 412 00:36:01,876 --> 00:36:07,258 There's Coppi in the lead. He's decided to conquer the 'Maglia Rosa'. 413 00:36:07,397 --> 00:36:10,599 Now Bartali passes to the front, without any trouble from the "Giros". 414 00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:15,673 Excuse me? Pardon if they're small. 415 00:36:15,811 --> 00:36:19,045 Nice! How did you do it? - ''He who sleeps, catches no fish''. 416 00:36:19,183 --> 00:36:22,967 That is: ''Don't look a gift fish in the mouth.'' 417 00:36:26,094 --> 00:36:27,701 Go on! Go on! 418 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,108 Professor, why are you letting them get away like that? 419 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:34,727 Let them get away? When with four little pedals... 420 00:36:34,866 --> 00:36:38,582 Remember Miss, a promise is a promise. - See you later. 421 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:51,369 Professor! - Huh? The hill begins here. - Oh, right. 422 00:36:51,508 --> 00:36:55,067 It's the moment we're at the top. - True, the top. Let's go. 423 00:36:55,721 --> 00:37:00,889 Is this all really necessary? - Oh, yes. - Is it legal? - Don't worry about it! 424 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:02,910 Go slowly, OK. 425 00:37:06,467 --> 00:37:09,045 Careful...like that...good. 426 00:37:13,691 --> 00:37:17,265 Slowly, don't pull it like that! Slowly, Professor, slowly! 427 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:23,283 You're not supposed to pull us! Stop! Open your mouth! Let go! Let go! 428 00:37:25,502 --> 00:37:30,295 Coppi and Kubler are in the lead, but...amazing! Something miraculous! 429 00:37:30,433 --> 00:37:35,304 The 'Maglia Rosa' in a few pedals has passed the pros and put himself in lead! 430 00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:39,343 Pardon me, boys. When it comes to hills, I eat them for breakfast. 431 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:42,620 You're all made of ricotta! 432 00:37:44,585 --> 00:37:49,575 Here they stop quickly for supplies. What happened? He's stopping. 433 00:37:49,714 --> 00:37:54,063 Here, Professor. - Thank you. I like to be at ease, so I booked a table. 434 00:37:54,516 --> 00:37:58,661 They say ''Appetite comes with eating'', but I think it comes with fasting. 435 00:38:10,201 --> 00:38:13,508 The racers take advantage and pedal forward with great speed... 436 00:38:13,647 --> 00:38:17,276 without losing one second. Perhaps their chance has come! 437 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,853 Professor! Professor! 438 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,152 What are you doing? They're all in front! - So? 439 00:38:52,425 --> 00:38:55,223 With four little pedals, I'll catch up. 440 00:38:59,117 --> 00:39:04,052 Professor, throw away the cigar! Go, please! Hurry! Hurry! 441 00:39:04,191 --> 00:39:08,138 You'll never reach them! Go, Professor! 442 00:39:11,372 --> 00:39:14,239 It's an incredible thing for us as well as our spectators... 443 00:39:14,378 --> 00:39:16,756 but the Professor is beating all the pros! 444 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:20,020 Excuse me, boys. I'm in a hurry. 445 00:39:23,092 --> 00:39:24,114 Bye! 446 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:30,923 He reaches the finish line first for the second lap! 447 00:39:34,465 --> 00:39:38,312 ANOTHER TRIUMPH IN GENOA The phenomenal unknown racer! 448 00:39:38,728 --> 00:39:41,942 You're tickling me! Who taught you how to do massage? 449 00:39:42,081 --> 00:39:44,616 One moment! One moment! 450 00:39:44,755 --> 00:39:47,432 Can I let them in? - Not right now. 451 00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:50,216 Does the professor want... - Who are they? - The racers. 452 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:52,569 My colleagues! Let them in. 453 00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:58,868 We want to speak to the professor. - Why? - Everybody out! 454 00:40:08,909 --> 00:40:10,904 They look him over. 455 00:40:11,824 --> 00:40:13,883 They turn him over. 456 00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:21,480 They feel the muscles. 457 00:40:21,956 --> 00:40:24,209 They sound him. 458 00:40:26,479 --> 00:40:29,899 They want to know at any cost... 459 00:40:30,037 --> 00:40:34,213 the secret of his incredible victories. 460 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,348 How do you do it? - Let it out! 461 00:40:40,486 --> 00:40:45,367 OK, if I tell you, do you promise to always keep it a secret? 462 00:40:45,506 --> 00:40:49,725 And tell nobody? And by nobody, I mean nobody, right? 463 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,767 Word of honor! - All right, then... 464 00:40:52,906 --> 00:40:56,044 I owe it all to... 465 00:40:56,183 --> 00:40:57,695 May I? 466 00:41:00,195 --> 00:41:02,666 Your cigars, sir. - ... to them. 467 00:41:04,036 --> 00:41:05,967 Really? 468 00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:09,749 Word of honor. 469 00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:24,691 Cigars! - I don't believe it. - But everyone tells us not to smoke! 470 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:28,575 He's pulling our leg! - We promised not to say anything! - Here comes Bobet. 471 00:41:30,544 --> 00:41:35,467 What's going on? - Nothing! - Did you find out anything? - No, not a thing! 472 00:41:36,038 --> 00:41:37,734 Let's go. Let's go. 473 00:41:39,443 --> 00:41:44,675 They kept this secret so well, the next morning all the racers were smoking. 474 00:41:55,641 --> 00:41:58,879 Are you crazy? Smoking? 475 00:41:59,469 --> 00:42:03,251 Get rid of this junk! - We want to try. - Try! For shame! 476 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:08,186 Be like Coppi! He never smokes and that's why he wins. Only he acts right! 477 00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:10,582 Learn from him! 478 00:42:13,817 --> 00:42:16,848 You too, Fausto? My dear child! 479 00:42:27,151 --> 00:42:32,643 THE FLYING BEARD After having bathed in Viareggio, he dominates once again in Pisa. 480 00:42:33,368 --> 00:42:36,191 The MAGIC BEARD conquers in Pisa. His third consecutive victory. 481 00:42:44,422 --> 00:42:47,764 The Most Phenomenal Professor beats Bartali and Coppi in Rome! 482 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:58,313 NAPLES exults after the triumph of Professor Totò Casamandrei who crossed the finish line playing the mandolin. 483 00:42:59,867 --> 00:43:04,472 THE PROS LAUGHED AT ME said the bearded devil winning in Ancora 484 00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:14,309 The miraculous professor continues to amaze 485 00:43:16,298 --> 00:43:19,368 He wins all the laps, but this lady doesn't even look at him. 486 00:43:19,507 --> 00:43:23,240 "It's difficult to study women" - Nice verse, is it yours? 487 00:43:23,379 --> 00:43:25,931 No, the "Merry Widow". - I should've known! 488 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:29,364 We're in Bologna. Tomorrow there's a break. What will happen? 489 00:43:29,503 --> 00:43:33,558 Everybody else will have fun, but he is so sad, poor man. 490 00:43:33,930 --> 00:43:36,740 Hi! - Professor. 491 00:43:44,175 --> 00:43:48,565 Beautiful winner! How much foolishness, we commit in the name of love. 492 00:43:48,704 --> 00:43:51,400 You're telling me! - You know something of love? 493 00:43:51,539 --> 00:43:56,623 I'm so sad, Professor. My feelings aren't reciprocated by the one I love. 494 00:43:56,762 --> 00:44:00,603 Me too! - I'm in love with Bruno. - Me too! 495 00:44:00,742 --> 00:44:03,583 No, who cares about Bruno? I love Doriana. 496 00:44:03,722 --> 00:44:06,082 Oh, how unhappy we both are! 497 00:44:06,523 --> 00:44:10,901 Professor, why can't work together? - What could we do? 498 00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:15,629 You can begin by shaving off your beard. - The beard? It's not possible. 499 00:44:15,768 --> 00:44:20,725 It's a family beard: I inherited it from my father, he from my grandpa. 500 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:26,553 How can Doriana love you with that? Shave it off. - Shall I shave it? 501 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:33,033 Then send her flowers. Lots of them! She'll go crazy. - Yethh? Mays I? 502 00:44:33,716 --> 00:44:38,923 Little one! Say, what flowers would you send to the lady you love? 503 00:44:39,061 --> 00:44:41,423 Roses, Professor. They love them! 504 00:44:41,561 --> 00:44:45,656 Bravo! Small, ignorant, discharged from the military, 505 00:44:45,794 --> 00:44:48,021 and a half wit. But this time he's right. 506 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,917 Go, quickly! Buy many roses and bring them to Doriana in my name. 507 00:44:53,056 --> 00:44:56,632 Right away! - Thanks. Bye, lovely. 508 00:44:59,341 --> 00:45:02,151 Professor! Professor? 509 00:45:04,389 --> 00:45:09,956 Oh, we're happy! Why don't we go out and have some fun? We get to rest tomorrow. 510 00:45:10,095 --> 00:45:13,686 Yes, let's have some crazy fun! - Good, I like that. 511 00:45:14,164 --> 00:45:18,332 Professor, I found out the secret of all your victories. - Really? 512 00:45:18,471 --> 00:45:22,476 I know all. - And what would be this secret? 513 00:45:22,615 --> 00:45:26,604 The secret of winning the Giro d'Italia lies in your beard! - Yeah? 514 00:45:26,743 --> 00:45:28,665 Lord! - What? Professor, what did you do? 515 00:45:28,804 --> 00:45:32,878 Why? - You'll ruin me! - Look how nice he looks without a beard! 516 00:45:33,017 --> 00:45:36,236 Idiot, he'll never win again! Imbecile, he's not the same. 517 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,628 Why don't you give the roses to Doriana? 518 00:45:38,767 --> 00:45:41,221 I brought them but she refused and threw me out. 519 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,533 They hit me there! They hit me here! They hit me everywhere! 520 00:45:44,895 --> 00:45:46,735 She refused them. 521 00:45:48,005 --> 00:45:50,029 Out! Out! Leave me in peace! 522 00:45:50,168 --> 00:45:54,537 That's great! Without a beard, he's nothing! Goodbye, Giro! 523 00:45:54,675 --> 00:45:58,174 But he looks nice! - Shut up! - Lay off with the hands, already! 524 00:45:58,313 --> 00:46:00,127 Out! Leave me alone! 525 00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:08,769 Alone! Without a beard among the roses! 526 00:46:08,907 --> 00:46:11,943 Fooled in love and abandoned by that cheating devil! 527 00:46:14,629 --> 00:46:19,849 Cheat? Watch it with the words. Why cheat? I'm a good devil! 528 00:46:19,987 --> 00:46:25,601 Good? - Why are you whining, you blessed... 529 00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:27,516 damned by God, I mean. 530 00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:32,244 You're first in your class, the cutest girls are lined up to kiss you. 531 00:46:32,382 --> 00:46:37,140 What more do you want out of a devil? - The kiss of one who doesn't want me! 532 00:46:37,278 --> 00:46:40,858 And how do I enter into this? - What "How do I enter"? You enter! 533 00:46:40,997 --> 00:46:46,417 I don't race for fun, I race for love! - Don't start, don't start nonsense! 534 00:46:46,556 --> 00:46:51,489 Luckily, we have here the contract that explains thing clearly. - Let me see! 535 00:46:51,627 --> 00:46:54,553 This is your signature. Recognize it? It's your blood. 536 00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:57,688 These are not my globules. These are type A, mine are type C. 537 00:46:57,827 --> 00:47:03,178 No, no! This is your blood. And here, it speaks of winning the Giro d'Italia.. 538 00:47:03,317 --> 00:47:07,575 not a word about women! - It was understood that I wanted Doriana! 539 00:47:07,714 --> 00:47:11,744 You should have said that before, dear! Contracts are contracts, my son. 540 00:47:11,883 --> 00:47:14,692 What son? I'm not the son of the devil. I would be ashamed! 541 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:17,393 To be honest, I crap on the devil! 542 00:47:20,451 --> 00:47:23,250 How ungrateful! But you're all the same! 543 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,771 What good will a woman be to you after the Giro is over? It's all over then! 544 00:47:27,909 --> 00:47:32,959 Why all over? - Don't you get it? It's over! Read the contract! Look! 545 00:47:33,098 --> 00:47:37,601 Article 72 reads, "Payment will be made one hour after contractual fulfillment." 546 00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:41,559 That is after the end of the Giro d'Italia. - How much do I owe? 547 00:47:41,697 --> 00:47:45,367 Your soul you owe me! You know darn well! - My soul! 548 00:47:45,505 --> 00:47:47,620 I go around without a spirit? Dispirited? 549 00:47:47,759 --> 00:47:51,754 Blessed devil, you don't go around anywhere! You'll be dead! 550 00:47:51,893 --> 00:47:55,958 Past away! Departed! Fish food! - You never said that! Never that! 551 00:47:56,097 --> 00:47:59,900 My dear, you must read your contracts! - No, this doesn't count. - Why not? 552 00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:03,008 I contest it! - You can't. - You made it in bad faith. 553 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:06,462 I made it with lovesick heart. - This is valid. - No, no, no... 554 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,231 If I didn't contest it, you'd be right. But I contest it! 555 00:48:10,370 --> 00:48:13,430 Why do you do.... - I'm doing it. - ...these things! 556 00:48:13,569 --> 00:48:18,725 We'd be fools, if we didn't put in the clause about immediate payment. 557 00:48:18,863 --> 00:48:22,077 Otherwise, everybody would take us to the cleaners! 558 00:48:22,216 --> 00:48:25,200 Like Faust. Have you seen Faust? - Yes. 559 00:48:25,339 --> 00:48:29,698 He signs the contracts, makes promises, then makes love with Margherita, 560 00:48:29,836 --> 00:48:34,150 and gets dirty with other ladies, and then when he's old, at 80 years... 561 00:48:34,288 --> 00:48:37,166 Then, celestial music, a chorus of angels... 562 00:48:39,161 --> 00:48:43,512 the heavens open, sunlight illumines him, he's on his knees repenting! 563 00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:47,204 What am I supposed to with my contract then? Eat it? 564 00:48:47,852 --> 00:48:53,253 OK! But what about the unions or the welfare office... - Oh, yeah! 565 00:48:53,392 --> 00:48:59,466 You'll comply? - Sure...what comply? You're a dirty devil! Get out! Get out! 566 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:02,967 The devil! - Is it really him? - Yes! 567 00:49:06,087 --> 00:49:10,063 You shouldn't have refused those roses. Go back and ask forgiveness. 568 00:49:10,202 --> 00:49:15,159 I'm not going! - If you don't, I will! - Then don't come back! - As you wish! 569 00:49:16,483 --> 00:49:19,190 Gisella, do you want to dance with me? - With pleasure. 570 00:49:19,329 --> 00:49:22,041 Where is Miss Doriana? - What's your business? 571 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:25,008 A serious business that involves the Professor and her. Which her? 572 00:49:25,146 --> 00:49:28,860 The young lady. - And the professor. - Who? - The professor! 573 00:49:30,943 --> 00:49:33,520 Everybody hits me! - Let's go. 574 00:49:33,659 --> 00:49:37,758 Liar! Cheat! - Let's not have a scandal! No scandal! 575 00:49:37,897 --> 00:49:41,175 Black pirate of souls! - Such words! You don't know me! 576 00:49:41,313 --> 00:49:45,412 I know, you're the devil. - Yes, I am the devil, and I will be respected! 577 00:49:45,551 --> 00:49:48,573 Go to hell! - I will and with you! 578 00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:59,348 Come in. 579 00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:06,184 Professor, I came to thank you... But, what's the matter? 580 00:50:06,322 --> 00:50:09,891 The greatest mistake of my life. - Why did you do it? 581 00:50:10,306 --> 00:50:14,567 I did it for you! - Professor, you know, you don't look bad without a beard. 582 00:50:14,706 --> 00:50:17,329 You think I meant the beard? - Yes. 583 00:50:18,426 --> 00:50:22,467 Well, I came because of the flowers... - The flowers were nothing, a good deed. 584 00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:25,952 What is it, Professor? You're pale as a corpse! - I'm in training. 585 00:50:27,312 --> 00:50:32,204 Professor, I think you're very nice. - No! Really? 586 00:50:33,124 --> 00:50:36,775 Maybe if we met earlier, without the beard... 587 00:50:36,914 --> 00:50:39,863 You would have like me? Yethh? 588 00:50:40,001 --> 00:50:42,367 No one knows their own heart. 589 00:50:42,505 --> 00:50:46,027 You would have liked me even without this blessed Giro d'Italia? 590 00:50:46,390 --> 00:50:50,478 I think so. - Damned luck! Now, you tell me! 591 00:50:53,212 --> 00:50:56,320 Goodbye, Professor. - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 592 00:51:02,332 --> 00:51:04,792 It's impossible! I can't believe it. 593 00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:08,089 We saw him ourselves! And then he disappeared, like this... 594 00:51:09,844 --> 00:51:13,432 This is truly strange. He spoke of death, poor guy. 595 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:16,657 What do we do now? - I don't know, we must think! 596 00:51:17,071 --> 00:51:21,488 For now, keep an eye on him in case he decides to do something foolish. Night. 597 00:51:21,627 --> 00:51:25,532 You heard? We have to watch him. I'm going to sleep now. 598 00:51:25,671 --> 00:51:31,026 You stay here and make sure he doesn't do anything foolish. - Now? I knew it! 599 00:51:34,429 --> 00:51:37,939 I put on my new suit! I wanted to go out and have fun... 600 00:51:38,078 --> 00:51:40,840 But because of that jerk of a devil... 601 00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:45,351 Even him! Everybody hits me! 602 00:53:10,258 --> 00:53:14,294 444, 445... 603 00:53:14,710 --> 00:53:18,040 446. 604 00:53:18,902 --> 00:53:23,708 Good day. Excuse me, is it here where people come to kill themselves? 605 00:53:23,846 --> 00:53:28,102 Yes, but only when I'm not here. - I don't even think about it. At all! 606 00:53:28,241 --> 00:53:32,130 But is it possible that one would want to kill oneself in Bologna? 607 00:53:32,269 --> 00:53:35,498 ''Bologna the wise, Bologna the fat''. 608 00:53:35,637 --> 00:53:40,173 Listen, when one has to die, he should enjoy his final hours. 609 00:53:40,312 --> 00:53:42,483 Am I right? Listen... 610 00:53:42,622 --> 00:53:48,687 Since we're in Bologna, where can a dean-y find the best tortellini? 611 00:53:48,932 --> 00:53:52,743 Do you see that smoke down there over the house? - Yes. 612 00:53:52,882 --> 00:53:56,086 They're delicious there. - Then, I'll get some... 613 00:53:56,224 --> 00:53:59,266 Professor! No! - No ! - No, Professor! 614 00:53:59,405 --> 00:54:02,637 Professor, what are you doing? - Let go of me! Let go of me! 615 00:54:05,227 --> 00:54:10,409 Oh, Professor! Professor, excuse us. We did it for your own good. - Yes. 616 00:54:10,547 --> 00:54:14,540 - They're calling! - Why would you do such a thing? I am at a loss! 617 00:54:14,678 --> 00:54:17,405 Sauce! Sauce, butter and parmesan. 618 00:54:17,544 --> 00:54:20,551 Professor, I know everything. We need to beat this devil! 619 00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:26,063 Shh! The devil can hear us! - Oh no, Professor! Professor, we are high up. 620 00:54:26,201 --> 00:54:30,129 He can't hear us so close to heaven. - That's true. How nice! 621 00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:32,772 What can we do? - We'll find something... 622 00:54:32,911 --> 00:54:38,005 You must lose the Giro! - Yes, I must. But if I lose, you won't marry me. 623 00:54:38,144 --> 00:54:41,838 But begin with losing the Giro, Professor. - Yes. Let's try this. 624 00:54:41,977 --> 00:54:44,775 By the way, now that I remember... 625 00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:48,298 who gave me that forceful blow on the head? 626 00:54:48,437 --> 00:54:54,011 Me, Professor, me! - You? - Yes. - How nice! 627 00:54:54,703 --> 00:54:59,055 Hush! You're lower to the ground and the devil can hear you! 628 00:55:07,354 --> 00:55:10,566 Professor, they're arriving soon. - Three or four minutes at the most. 629 00:55:10,705 --> 00:55:14,414 Professor, do it well! - Yes, do it well! - Make the phone call. 630 00:55:15,907 --> 00:55:20,894 Can I do it all? - All. - Anything? Anything. - I will do it well. - Yes. 631 00:55:21,033 --> 00:55:23,924 And then? - There's two days left. - And the devil is screwed! 632 00:55:24,063 --> 00:55:26,938 Hush, he can hear us! - Go, Professor. Hurry. 633 00:55:33,054 --> 00:55:35,243 He's crazy... he's crazy. 634 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:41,287 May I help you, Sir? - I already told you: lobster in mayo, cheese, fruit. 635 00:55:41,426 --> 00:55:45,862 No! Shampoo, beard, hair and a permanent! 636 00:55:46,433 --> 00:55:48,716 May I? - Manager! 637 00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:05,086 Cologne or lavender? 638 00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:09,130 As...as you wish. - Both, right? 639 00:56:13,919 --> 00:56:17,895 You have a lovely head. What a lovely head! 640 00:56:18,034 --> 00:56:23,611 If you want, I'll take it off, bring it home, wash it, give it some curls... 641 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:27,327 and return it tomorrow! - No, no! Better do it now! 642 00:56:27,465 --> 00:56:29,334 As you wish. 643 00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:32,611 Thanks a lot. - Are they coming? - Right away. 644 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:35,771 Is he crazy? - Crazy? No, it's a publicity stunt. 645 00:56:41,010 --> 00:56:43,535 Listen, wait one moment, OK? 646 00:56:44,909 --> 00:56:49,738 But I know him! I know him! He's the brother of William Tell. 647 00:56:49,877 --> 00:56:53,864 Oh, Sir! - Yes! - Oh, Sir! 648 00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:08,837 Don't move, OK! Don't move, OK? 649 00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:11,904 Don't move. Watch! 650 00:57:15,593 --> 00:57:18,671 Isn't he going overboard? - No, the more the better. 651 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,483 You wanted mayo, right? Right away! Here it is. 652 00:57:22,193 --> 00:57:25,703 Here we are. Very good, just like so. 653 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:31,193 Sir, you are served. - May...may I go? - One moment, if you please. 654 00:57:31,805 --> 00:57:35,238 Just a moment. Your cloak! 655 00:57:35,376 --> 00:57:39,285 We'll cover you up because it's cold outside. You must take care of yourself. 656 00:57:40,270 --> 00:57:45,861 Your hat, your scepter, and your shield. You never know, it's best to be armed. 657 00:57:45,999 --> 00:57:49,237 Here they are! - Where is he? - The madman is over there! 658 00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:52,646 Happy New Years and Merry Easter. 659 00:57:53,657 --> 00:57:57,298 Take your hands off me! I'm not the madman! Let me go... 660 00:57:57,436 --> 00:58:01,743 Dressed like that and he says that he's not crazy! - That's what they all say! 661 00:58:10,058 --> 00:58:16,016 It's hopeless, nothing works! - Don't be discouraged, Professor! We'll try... 662 00:58:16,155 --> 00:58:17,441 Don't wait... 663 00:58:20,273 --> 00:58:25,389 Here we are in Bologna, and they think they can beat the devil, poor fools. 664 00:58:25,528 --> 00:58:30,863 First, they wanted to win and now they want to lose... Look! Look! Look! 665 00:58:31,204 --> 00:58:34,300 They're throwing nails, hoping to give him a flat! 666 00:58:35,540 --> 00:58:37,288 But it doesn't work! 667 00:58:38,518 --> 00:58:43,451 The others are getting a flat! - It's that demon, Dante, that demon. 668 00:58:48,243 --> 00:58:51,391 It's hopeless. I left the others behind! 669 00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:54,253 I'm going to win again. Damnation! 670 00:58:54,392 --> 00:58:57,271 One moment, there's an inspection down there. - That's right! 671 00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:01,413 Attach yourself to the car. If they see that, they'll have to disqualify you. 672 00:59:01,552 --> 00:59:04,551 Right! - Let' go. What a good idea! 673 00:59:04,689 --> 00:59:07,983 Are you attached, Professor? - Yes. - Let's go. 674 00:59:26,638 --> 00:59:28,750 I cheated! 675 00:59:31,638 --> 00:59:33,671 I was attached! 676 00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:37,904 It's hopeless! What must I do? 677 00:59:40,137 --> 00:59:43,466 THE PROFESSOR SHAVES HIS BEARD but keeps the 'Maglia Rosa' all the same 678 00:59:43,605 --> 00:59:46,326 Even without a beard, the Professor comes in first. 679 00:59:46,465 --> 00:59:49,820 I'm shocked at them! What kind of champions are they? They never win! 680 00:59:49,959 --> 00:59:55,286 Take heart, Professor. We'll never abandon you. Now pretend to be happy! 681 00:59:55,424 --> 01:00:01,763 Yes, I'm so happy...so very happy, I'm on the verge of crying! 682 01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:05,631 Two more laps and I'll have won the Giro d'Italia. 683 01:00:34,196 --> 01:00:40,296 Gentlemen! As the head of this town, I toast the giants of this mountains. 684 01:00:40,435 --> 01:00:45,125 What giants? Only he wins! - But you have confronted and conquered the Alps. 685 01:00:45,264 --> 01:00:50,957 What Alps? He always wins! - Yes, it's always him! - Go toast him! 686 01:00:51,096 --> 01:00:56,707 I don't see the victor. - The victor? With or without a beard, he always wins! 687 01:00:56,846 --> 01:00:59,417 I'd like to beat him, but he always wins. 688 01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:05,035 In any case, I would like to offer to these great victors, my congratulations. 689 01:01:09,282 --> 01:01:12,992 Hear that? They applaud me like a gladiator on his way to die. 690 01:01:13,131 --> 01:01:17,482 I feel like a gladiator! - Professor, it'll work here. - I don't believe it. 691 01:01:17,621 --> 01:01:22,068 It's so easy. You go in the pub and find the town head with the mustache. 692 01:01:22,207 --> 01:01:25,497 And without a word, hit him! - Make his eye swell. 693 01:01:25,636 --> 01:01:28,096 You'll get arrested. - You won't be able to do the Giro. 694 01:01:28,235 --> 01:01:31,544 If they don't arrest me? - Act like a madman... - Or try to kill me? 695 01:01:31,682 --> 01:01:34,833 If they kill you, you don't finish the Giro! - How nice! 696 01:01:34,972 --> 01:01:38,083 You'll save your soul. - And lose my body! 697 01:01:38,222 --> 01:01:41,483 Go, Professor. A good slap! - A good slap? 698 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:46,951 Like this? - No, harder. - Harder? 699 01:01:47,857 --> 01:01:52,688 Like this? - No, Professor. More like this! - Or maybe...like this! 700 01:01:52,827 --> 01:01:56,176 I'll do it like this! - No, like this! 701 01:01:56,315 --> 01:02:02,239 Like this! - Like this! - Stop! He's not stupid, he get's it! Let's go, let's go! 702 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,853 Here he is! 703 01:02:13,284 --> 01:02:15,680 Long live the victor! 704 01:02:19,755 --> 01:02:22,526 Come forth! 705 01:02:22,665 --> 01:02:25,187 The slap dance! 706 01:02:37,989 --> 01:02:43,293 Hey! I'm the head of the town! - Ah, you are the head! - Yeah! 707 01:02:43,432 --> 01:02:45,314 One moment. 708 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,426 There, there. This was just horseplay. I understand: youth, alcohol... 709 01:03:02,565 --> 01:03:05,134 Go home. Tomorrow, there are the Alps. 710 01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:10,066 Go home? You must arrest me! You must do your duty or else I'll denounce you! 711 01:03:10,205 --> 01:03:13,148 If I'm the captain here, to whom are you going to denounce me? 712 01:03:13,728 --> 01:03:17,019 Hands! Young man, you must arrest me! 713 01:03:17,158 --> 01:03:21,025 I can't arrest a champion like you! How would the Giro finish then? 714 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:24,368 What would I say to my wife? My daughter? They're big fans! 715 01:03:24,507 --> 01:03:28,992 You said you're sorry, that's enough for me. - Sorry? I'm not sorry! 716 01:03:29,130 --> 01:03:33,111 It doesn't matter... - Arrest me! - No! - We'll see! 717 01:03:34,351 --> 01:03:37,914 Down with the government! - You two, go buy some cigarettes! 718 01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:40,936 No stay here, you'll be witnesses. - What are you trying to do? 719 01:03:41,074 --> 01:03:45,689 Everything! I'll offend the foreign powers! Listen: "Fascist Youth.." 720 01:03:45,828 --> 01:03:49,845 Look, I'm doing the march! - No, don't do that march! 721 01:03:49,983 --> 01:03:53,792 No, not that. Go home, young man! - Home? How about this? 722 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:58,699 I'm armed. - So? - Not enough? I have a bomb in my hand. - Really? 723 01:03:58,838 --> 01:04:02,108 Look, if I throw these on the ground, we'll all go flying through the sky. 724 01:04:02,247 --> 01:04:05,872 They'll explode? Great! Today, it's prudent to go out with a weapon or two. 725 01:04:06,011 --> 01:04:11,655 I don't have a license! - Me neither! Nor they! Young man, nobody does here! 726 01:04:11,794 --> 01:04:15,876 Then, I'll say, I'll say... Viva bikinis! 727 01:04:16,266 --> 01:04:20,462 Viva sexy dancers! Viva naked ladies! - Amen to that! 728 01:04:20,601 --> 01:04:22,982 You really don't want to arrest me? - No! - No? 729 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:27,825 Then I'll say: Viva Turin! Viva Juventus! Viva Milan! 730 01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:31,582 - Viva dell'Inter! Down with Palermo! - Oh, no! 731 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,104 Down with Naples! - No! Down with the Scafatese! 732 01:04:35,243 --> 01:04:41,738 Lock him up! - Down with the Scafatese! You're a pal. - Lock him up! In there! 733 01:04:44,584 --> 01:04:46,747 Thanks for your kindness! 734 01:04:46,886 --> 01:04:49,505 What a lovely room! It has tons of character! 735 01:04:49,643 --> 01:04:54,089 "Viva Liberty". No, down with liberty! Viva Prison! 736 01:04:54,343 --> 01:04:57,154 And what lovely company! Good evening, Sir. 737 01:04:57,293 --> 01:05:02,192 Why are you here? Theft or murder? - Sports! Sports! And you? 738 01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:06,155 I made a contract but didn't keep my promise. 739 01:05:06,571 --> 01:05:08,687 You're a fine rascal, Sir! 740 01:05:08,933 --> 01:05:13,867 Know me now? - The devil? - Yes. Enough of this stuff! 741 01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:18,437 Come on! Win the Giro d'Italia, give me your soul and we'll call it a night. 742 01:05:18,576 --> 01:05:20,613 Uhh...I don't think so! 743 01:05:20,752 --> 01:05:25,863 Come, be good! You'll make my career. I must become a first class devil. 744 01:05:26,002 --> 01:05:29,770 I need your soul and I'm set! - Set all you want, I'm not budging. 745 01:05:29,909 --> 01:05:32,702 Don't make a fuss! - No! - Finish the Giro! - No! 746 01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:36,834 You must keep your word. - What word? I am not budging from here. 747 01:05:36,973 --> 01:05:42,403 You think not budging will help you? Don't you know how powerful I am! 748 01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:46,193 If I wanted to I could race and win in your place! - What? 749 01:05:46,332 --> 01:05:49,874 If I want to, I can transform into you! See! 750 01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:53,865 Damn it! 751 01:05:54,004 --> 01:05:58,330 And if I wanted, I could transform you into a cat! 752 01:05:58,469 --> 01:06:01,219 Don't blow smoke! - Blow smoke! 753 01:06:04,733 --> 01:06:10,592 See! Are you convinced? Are you budging now? - Nooo! 754 01:06:12,982 --> 01:06:14,744 Pigheaded! 755 01:06:15,366 --> 01:06:18,786 Cat, fish, or dog, I'm not budging from here! 756 01:06:19,256 --> 01:06:24,734 Why do you do this? Don't you get it that I can do anything, anything I want! 757 01:06:24,873 --> 01:06:27,154 What time is it? Three? 758 01:06:27,293 --> 01:06:30,665 No! I want it to be four or five! 759 01:06:31,468 --> 01:06:36,536 It's six, beardy! Sunrise! Here they're coming to get you! 760 01:06:36,675 --> 01:06:38,864 Have a good lap! - No, listen... 761 01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:44,248 Victor! Victor! 762 01:06:46,049 --> 01:06:47,746 Four. 763 01:06:48,531 --> 01:06:53,237 I thought it over and "the best vengeance is forgiveness." 764 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,483 Have a good lap! 765 01:06:55,622 --> 01:07:00,889 Don't worry! I have an idea. - Viva the victor! Viva the... 766 01:07:01,246 --> 01:07:06,350 THE RACING PHENOMENON goes to jail, is set free and wins the 15th lap 767 01:07:08,367 --> 01:07:11,682 No, Miss. Don't insist. I'm retiring. - Me, too. 768 01:07:11,821 --> 01:07:14,778 With only one lap left to go! - And I wish I did it earlier! 769 01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:17,864 I've done everything. It's useless. - It's impossible. 770 01:07:18,404 --> 01:07:23,306 Yes, I understand. There have been some rather strange things... 771 01:07:23,445 --> 01:07:25,927 Diabolical! - Exactly. - What? 772 01:07:26,066 --> 01:07:28,430 The Professor made a huge mistake. 773 01:07:28,569 --> 01:07:33,638 He sold his soul to win the Giro d'Italia. Get it? His soul. 774 01:07:33,777 --> 01:07:39,259 I told you so! I knew it. - The devil! Then we should retire! 775 01:07:39,398 --> 01:07:44,132 No! - Why not? - Because people expect a victory from you. - Even over the devil. 776 01:07:44,271 --> 01:07:48,615 And when you want to, you can win. You're capable. - And you'll be saving a soul. 777 01:07:48,939 --> 01:07:53,135 If it's about saving souls, you can count on me! - Thanks, kind Bartali. 778 01:07:53,274 --> 01:07:55,210 Me too. - Thanks, Coppi! 779 01:07:55,349 --> 01:07:59,303 To beat the devil. - And to beat you! - No fighting! No more retiring, right? 780 01:07:59,441 --> 01:08:03,961 You'll beat me? - Sure! Viva beating! 781 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:08,250 Everybody come here! You need to beat the Professor. 782 01:08:08,389 --> 01:08:10,361 Everybody agree? - Yes! 783 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,726 You'll beat me! - Yes! You'll beat me! - Yes! - Hurrah! 784 01:08:15,631 --> 01:08:21,577 It's a livid, crowded dawn, which pushes the racers onto a great battle. 785 01:08:21,715 --> 01:08:27,183 We read in the eyes of Magni, Cottur, Ortelli a new determination to win. 786 01:08:29,024 --> 01:08:32,862 To be honest, we have the impression that something new... 787 01:08:33,001 --> 01:08:35,267 is finally going to happen. 788 01:08:35,815 --> 01:08:39,445 Today's race could upset our predictions... 789 01:08:39,584 --> 01:08:43,449 and upset radically, the ranking order. 790 01:08:44,148 --> 01:08:47,996 That's what the racers are hoping for and which we'll see soon enough. 791 01:08:48,134 --> 01:08:53,767 And you Bobet? - Agreed. And you Tosi? - OK. - I'll do what I can. 792 01:08:53,906 --> 01:08:55,433 Ready? 793 01:08:55,821 --> 01:08:58,193 Look! They're given the green light. 794 01:09:01,475 --> 01:09:06,255 We were wrong! It's useless. Nothing can be done. 795 01:09:06,997 --> 01:09:13,408 The winner of the penultimate lap, once again: Professor Totò Casamandrei. 796 01:09:18,112 --> 01:09:21,454 What happened? - What did you do? - It's hopeless! 797 01:09:24,798 --> 01:09:28,528 Here they come. Move, Professor. Move over here. 798 01:09:47,261 --> 01:09:52,508 We're sorry, Professor, we couldn't do it. - Take heart! - Don't go on so! 799 01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:58,112 I didn't want to win! Woe is me! - Don't cry, Professor! 800 01:10:08,224 --> 01:10:11,929 The final stage. 150 kilometers to the finish line. 801 01:10:12,068 --> 01:10:14,373 This monotonous Giro d'Italia is about to end. 802 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:18,807 The Professor, as usual, is in the lead. Now not much of a surprise to anybody... 803 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:31,393 Good day, Madame. - Good day! Please make yourself at home. 804 01:10:32,981 --> 01:10:36,582 You are the devil, aren't you? - At your service, Madame. 805 01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:40,775 And you come to take my son's soul? - According to article five... 806 01:10:40,913 --> 01:10:42,951 ..souls are taken at one's home. 807 01:10:45,391 --> 01:10:50,378 Are you feeling well? Would you like something? A cup of holy wine? - Ehh... 808 01:10:50,517 --> 01:10:53,344 A cup of Lacrima Christi (Tears of Christ)? - Oh! 809 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:57,642 Excuse me, but at least a Benedictine? - No. Don't trouble yourself, Madame. 810 01:10:57,781 --> 01:11:03,160 I was just about to have chamomile tea. - Some chamomile would be nice, please. 811 01:11:03,298 --> 01:11:05,438 Excuse me, I must listen to the radio. 812 01:11:06,178 --> 01:11:08,367 The situation hasn't changed. 813 01:11:08,992 --> 01:11:13,994 Come on, boys! I can't go any slower than this. 814 01:11:14,380 --> 01:11:19,365 The Professor leads, followed by Coppi and Bartali - See how good he is! 815 01:11:20,414 --> 01:11:25,854 All due to you! - In a modest way! - Please, sit down. - Thank you, Madame. 816 01:11:26,126 --> 01:11:32,142 But how do you do it? - Very easily. I want your son to win continuously. 817 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:37,245 If I stopped wanting it, even briefly, your son wouldn't win anymore. - What? 818 01:11:37,866 --> 01:11:41,935 Well...look! For example. 819 01:11:42,073 --> 01:11:46,617 This little cat is Coppi and this dog is Bartali. 820 01:11:46,755 --> 01:11:49,257 Just like cats and dogs! 821 01:11:49,396 --> 01:11:55,176 This man with the beard is your son. He's not first yet, so we'll place him. 822 01:11:55,314 --> 01:12:01,047 Your son must always be here. I want him to be always here. Always first. 823 01:12:06,090 --> 01:12:10,831 Now to give you the idea, I take the cat, Coppi... 824 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,305 How wonderful! They passed me! 825 01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:25,989 Wait, Coppi makes his move and Bartali breaks out like lightning. 826 01:12:26,128 --> 01:12:29,038 Finally, our hopes and all sport fans in Italy... 827 01:12:29,177 --> 01:12:33,549 have been fulfilled by this heated finale! Enthusiastic! Delirious! 828 01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:36,544 Nice, isn't it? - Very nice. 829 01:12:36,683 --> 01:12:38,914 But only for a minute. 830 01:12:41,013 --> 01:12:46,207 All in smoke! The Professor returns to the lead. - I passed them! 831 01:12:46,346 --> 01:12:52,087 By Jove, pretty! Tambourines too! - Yes. And it still works! - Magnificently! 832 01:12:52,226 --> 01:12:54,106 Watch. 833 01:13:09,007 --> 01:13:10,679 No, no, no! 834 01:13:10,818 --> 01:13:13,037 He must always be in the front. 835 01:13:16,003 --> 01:13:22,171 How lovely! Venice, the lagoons, the gondolas ! 836 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:24,940 Café Florian. - The Carneval! 837 01:13:25,078 --> 01:13:28,029 - Piazza San Marco. - The doves! With the polenta. 838 01:13:28,168 --> 01:13:31,626 The gardens illuminated by the moon. - The women! 839 01:13:31,765 --> 01:13:35,486 What paradise...what hell! - Yes, yes. 840 01:13:35,624 --> 01:13:39,724 I really feel like dreaming. - Dream, dream, dear. 841 01:14:03,210 --> 01:14:07,115 Beautiful! Go, Gino! That's it, Fausto! 842 01:14:07,762 --> 01:14:12,954 Beautiful! I can't ride a bike anymore! I can't ride a bike! 843 01:14:13,092 --> 01:14:16,485 Great Professor, you're out of the race! Did you hurt yourself? 844 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:19,490 Why not? A dislocated leg! 845 01:14:22,053 --> 01:14:25,189 Victory! - What? - Victory! 846 01:14:25,328 --> 01:14:29,155 I lost! Bye. - How wonderful, Professor! 847 01:14:32,577 --> 01:14:35,284 I would like to see the devil! Make me a mustache! 848 01:14:38,615 --> 01:14:42,818 Right now, Coppi and Bartali, after the fall of the Professor, crossed... 849 01:14:42,957 --> 01:14:45,934 the finish line together at the Milan Velodrome. 850 01:14:46,263 --> 01:14:50,611 We're waiting for photographic proof to see who crossed the line first. 851 01:14:51,252 --> 01:14:53,913 You tricked me! - In a modest way, yes. 852 01:14:54,051 --> 01:15:00,586 You took me for a ride! - Don't be mad. Women are more clever than any devil. 853 01:15:00,725 --> 01:15:05,415 And a mamma is worth ten women. - This is not finished! Not finished! 854 01:15:05,554 --> 01:15:07,474 I'm telling Beelzebub! 855 01:15:08,113 --> 01:15:13,216 Well? - I feel free. I don't feel that irresistible force anymore... 856 01:15:13,721 --> 01:15:16,655 Lord! - What's the matter? - Can it be? - What is it? 857 01:15:16,794 --> 01:15:19,882 What is it, Professor? - I have a doubt! I have a doubt! - What? - Oh, Mamma Mia! 858 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:22,894 What doubt? - That I'm still alive! 859 01:15:23,155 --> 01:15:28,480 You never know! Give me a pinch. No a slap! - All right. 860 01:15:28,618 --> 01:15:31,469 A really strong slap! 861 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:38,791 The Professor? - He vanished! - Vanished? 862 01:15:38,929 --> 01:15:42,754 Come on, let's go! Get inside! - Me? You are an idiot! 863 01:15:42,893 --> 01:15:46,087 No more of this, go to hell! - You go to hell! 864 01:15:46,226 --> 01:15:49,601 One moment. Totò doesn't have to go to hell. - Why not? 865 01:15:49,740 --> 01:15:52,515 Because he didn't win the Giro. - We watched it. 866 01:15:52,654 --> 01:15:54,850 Did you hear that? - He's right. 867 01:15:54,989 --> 01:15:56,852 Thank you. - You're welcome. 868 01:15:56,991 --> 01:16:01,298 Mind your own business and I'll mind mine! Let's go! 869 01:16:01,437 --> 01:16:05,507 Attention: second class devil, Filippo Cosmedin... 870 01:16:05,645 --> 01:16:09,792 must come forward. - They're calling! Hear! Let's go! - No ! 871 01:16:09,931 --> 01:16:14,743 Attention: the devil Filippo must come forward alone. 872 01:16:14,881 --> 01:16:17,149 What? - Alone. Alone! 873 01:16:18,832 --> 01:16:20,503 Yes, Sir. 874 01:16:22,751 --> 01:16:26,365 Go! Go! Take advantage of this and go home. Quickly! 875 01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:31,255 I'm going. Goodbye. Thanks. - Goodbye. - Excuse me. 876 01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:35,127 Listen! - Tell me. - Send a kiss to Florence from me. 877 01:16:35,266 --> 01:16:39,179 You got it, Mr. Dante! Boss! - Thank you. 878 01:16:44,191 --> 01:16:49,113 Thanks to my friends for having intervened in my victorious defeat. 879 01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:55,481 I'm very happy and I'm very grateful. Chin-chin! - Chin-chin! 880 01:16:55,619 --> 01:16:57,782 It's the first time my son came last... 881 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:02,198 and it's the first time, a mother is happy that her son came last. 882 01:17:02,337 --> 01:17:06,136 Thank you Mr. Coppi and Mr. Bartali and Mr. Schotte and Mr. Bobet. 883 01:17:06,274 --> 01:17:09,801 And Magni, Kubler and Cottur. - Ortelli and Ricci. 884 01:17:09,940 --> 01:17:12,288 And thanks above all to Doriana. 885 01:17:12,427 --> 01:17:15,630 With whom, I'm contented to have come in first. 886 01:17:16,744 --> 01:17:20,457 May I? - Who is it? May I? - Who is it? 887 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:27,083 Him! - Oh, poor wretch! They fired him. I felt bad because he's a good devil. 888 01:17:27,222 --> 01:17:29,076 May God reward you, Sir. 889 01:17:29,214 --> 01:17:33,561 Who is it? - From the Velodrome. - The Velodrome? What do they want? 890 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:38,791 Ah, Yethh? Yethh? Yethh? - Who won? 891 01:17:38,930 --> 01:17:46,479 # A little while ago, a voice on the telephone, rang out. 892 01:17:46,618 --> 01:17:54,533 But don't you know, who has won? - How come? - I don't know. 893 01:17:54,922 --> 01:18:02,400 Whose is the 'Maglia Rosa'? - Whose? - Whose? - Whose? 894 01:18:03,551 --> 01:18:09,406 The 'Maglia Rosa'! The Maglia Rosa! Is that which never repose-uh. 895 01:18:09,545 --> 01:18:14,104 Who wins it tomorrow can lose it and who loses it can get it back tomorrow. 896 01:18:14,243 --> 01:18:19,492 Whose will it be? Whose will it be? Whose will it be? Whose will it be? 897 01:18:21,124 --> 01:18:26,137 The 'Maglia Rosa'! The Maglia Rosa! Is that which never repose-uh. 898 01:18:26,276 --> 01:18:29,170 It flutters a little here, it flutters a little there. 899 01:18:33,356 --> 01:18:38,603 Today Gigino! Tomorrow Coppi will eat him in his tum-ino. 900 01:18:38,741 --> 01:18:44,283 The day after tomorrow, maybe Cottur will bring him sorrow. 901 01:18:48,831 --> 01:18:51,920 - Enough! - You must tell us! 902 01:18:52,059 --> 01:18:57,441 I know, I know, but I won't tell you so! He knows, he knows, but won't disclose! 903 01:18:57,580 --> 01:19:02,336 Everybody happy, come to my call. 'Maglia Rosa', I want to give to all. 904 01:19:02,475 --> 01:19:07,365 One for you! One for me! Magni makes three! OK! OK! One for Bobet! 905 01:19:07,504 --> 01:19:12,455 You're the winners in the race for life, I'm the winner in the race for love. 906 01:19:12,594 --> 01:19:17,868 One for you! One for me! Magni makes three! OK! OK! One for Bobet! 907 01:19:17,869 --> 01:19:23,730 You're the winners in the race for life, I'm the winner in the race for love. # 908 01:19:42,756 --> 01:19:45,655 Goodbye and thank you. Subtitles by sineintegral. 84463

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