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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:31,160 - Okay, so, we open up, - Let's say that-- 2 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,870 Are we gonna have any, like, sort of opening, 3 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:35,700 like when we get on stage, or are we just gonna go right into it? 4 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:38,830 What I was imagining was dark stage. 5 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,790 - Yeah. - Backlight, okay? 6 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,300 They see, like, just a silhouette, okay? Of me. 7 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,340 I like it. Okay. 8 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:46,630 - With my head down. - Yeah. 9 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,170 And you're at the piano and you start going... 10 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,050 Actually... 11 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,510 Like what? 12 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,760 No, no, no, no, no. 13 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,180 A little more opening-- opening of a thing, 14 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,140 and I point, and this red light turns on, and I... 15 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:59,390 And red lights go on all around. 16 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,190 Like that. 17 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,560 And then, like, boom! On my face. 18 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:06,480 At the audience, like that. 19 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:09,030 Good evening, folks. What you're about to see 20 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:11,030 is something you've never seen before. 21 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,030 We are Nirvanna the Band. 22 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:17,120 And you are about to be sent to the moon! 23 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,870 And then, I do my two-step. 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,120 And this is just no talking, 25 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,790 just-- like they just get to watch me move. 26 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,340 Ah! 27 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,590 Hah! And women in the crowd are like, 28 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,170 "What the fuck is this?! Who is this guy?" 29 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:34,720 You didn't know this was coming! 30 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:36,350 And then-- right then, break down. 31 00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:37,600 - Boom! - Right in. 32 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,480 And then, you start right in the first song, 33 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,020 which is whatever we feel there. 34 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:42,310 If the audience is screaming, 35 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,020 if they're like, "More, more..." 36 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:46,150 More opening then. We keep, like, playing to the audience. 37 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,780 I have a feeling, that right off the bat, 38 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,860 they're gonna ask for an encore. 39 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,110 - Okay. - I think they're gonna be 40 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,030 like, "Again, do the intro again!" 41 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,990 Okay, so, here is the plan. 42 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,660 why does a club book a band? 43 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,500 - They play good music? - No. 44 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,370 - Draw in a good crowd? - No. 45 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,080 Okay. 46 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,670 - Flyers! - Huh. 47 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:08,500 Flyers that say what? 48 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:10,090 - Nirvanna the Band. - Okay. 49 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,260 Flyers that say Nirvanna the Band, 50 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:12,720 but what are they saying to people? 51 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,930 Come see them where? We don't have a show. 52 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:16,470 Well, then we're-- We will. 53 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,760 The point of this is to get The Rivoli to book us, right? 54 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,600 Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we-- and we'll have a picture of us on there. 55 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:23,600 You know what? Let's make the flyers, the plan goes perfectly, 56 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,020 we play at The Rivoli tonight. 57 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:38,080 Jay, I got a feeling 58 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,950 things are going to work out okay for us. 59 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:03,770 Jay! I figured it out! 60 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:07,150 Whoo! 61 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,810 - Okay, so... - Whoa! 62 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:13,610 This plan is called the Seventh Inning... 63 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,740 Stretch. 64 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:17,200 ... Skydive. 65 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,820 Oh. 66 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:22,660 we skydive... 67 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:24,710 into the... 68 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,870 ... SkyDome. 69 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Hold on, wait. 70 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:33,010 We, during a game, go up the CN Tower... 71 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,390 I don't think you can get up to the very top. 72 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,350 Jump! 73 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,970 Into the open dome. 74 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:44,100 Whole crowd's gonna go insane 'cause like, "What is this? 75 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:47,390 "Terrorist attack?" Actually, we're coming in-- 76 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,730 We're gonna have to have the peace signs... 77 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:50,520 - Okay, hold on, hold on. -...as we float in. 78 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,940 - We land in there. - Then, I take the microphone. 79 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,440 Pretend this Orbitz bottle-- Oh! 80 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,910 Do you know what Orbitz are? 81 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,700 Pretend it's a microphone. 82 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,580 This is a novelty-- you know what... 83 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,870 - It's our last bottle. - I... 84 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,370 - Do you know this drink? - Yes! 85 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,120 I take a microphone. 86 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,250 We've landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 87 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,880 "you're probably wondering why we skydived here--" 88 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,250 skydove here? 89 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:14,880 "You're probably wondering why we skydove here." 90 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,510 - Skydiven. - I don't think so. Skydived? 91 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:19,640 - Hmm. - It's skydived, right? 92 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,550 "You're probably wondering why we skydived here?" 93 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,180 - Skydived. - I'm gonna just amend it. 94 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,520 "Ladies and gentlemen, 95 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,690 "you're probably wondering why we're here." 96 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:30,440 Because the skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 97 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,730 What are you saying to everyone? 98 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:33,940 Except for the blind people. 99 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,440 "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 100 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,780 "we skydove." 101 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,700 - I'm in the same trap. - Tell me the plan. 102 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:42,950 The-- "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 103 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,660 God, I miss this stuff. This might be the last bottle of this in existence. 104 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:47,830 Okay, what is happening with the SkyDome plan? 105 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,080 Well, let's just... let's just do it. 106 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,170 "Ladies and gentlemen, 107 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,670 you're probably wondering who we are. 108 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:56,010 "We are Nirvanna the Band. 109 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,920 "And tonight, we are playing for one night only, 110 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,590 "an exclusive engagement 111 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,260 "at The Rivoli at Queen and Spadina. 112 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,260 "We'll see you there after the game." 113 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,270 And then, I'll vamp a bit, and be like, 114 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,810 "Little bit about us--" 115 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:11,100 You there in the stands. 116 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,810 Do you have a show at The Rivoli? 117 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:16,400 I'm actually asking that for me, actually. We don't have a show at The Rivoli. 118 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,490 - I know the answer. - I know, but don't you see? It's-- 119 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,780 So, we're telling everybody to go to a show that we don't have. 120 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:24,410 If you build it, they will come. It's "If you build it, they will come." 121 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:25,740 Right? 122 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,240 Are you sure this is going to work? 123 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,750 This is gonna be the last plan you and I ever have to do. 124 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:32,170 And as far as I'm concerned, 125 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,920 we're playing The Rivoli tonight. 126 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:42,130 ♪ Well, I thought about the army ♪ 127 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,970 ♪ Dad said, "Son, you're fuckin high" ♪ 128 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:48,520 ♪ And I thought, yeah, there's a first for everything ♪ 129 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,480 ♪ So I took my old man's advice ♪ 130 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,810 ♪ Three sad semesters, it was only fifteen grand ♪ 131 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:59,190 ♪ Spent in bed, I thought about the army ♪ 132 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,820 ♪ I dropped out and joined a band instead ♪ 133 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:15,330 ♪ Grew a moustache and a mullet ♪ 134 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,960 ♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A ♪ 135 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:21,340 ♪ Citing artistic differences ♪ 136 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:23,340 ♪ The band broke up in May ♪ 137 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,470 ♪ And in June, reformed without me ♪ 138 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,970 ♪ And they got a different name ♪ 139 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:32,310 ♪ I nuked another grandma's apple pie ♪ 140 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,650 ♪ And hung my head in shame ♪ 141 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,730 ♪ Oh... ♪ 142 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:42,950 ♪ Been thinking a lot today ♪ 143 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:48,830 ♪ Been thinking a lot today ♪ 144 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:53,290 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 145 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:57,000 ♪ Think I'll write a screenplay ♪ 146 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:58,710 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 147 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,170 ♪ Think I'll take it to LA ♪ 148 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,050 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 149 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:07,510 ♪ I think I'll get it done yesterday ♪ 150 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,810 ♪ Aw, shit ♪ 151 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,520 Take a good look, Jay. 152 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,640 This is the last time you're gonna see The Rivoli as a citizen. 153 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:18,150 - As a citizen? - 'Cause tonight, we're playing the show. 154 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,520 We're playing the show-- We're gonna be loading in right there. 155 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,230 You'll have your keyboard under your arm. 156 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,150 Ah! 157 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,820 The girls taking your picture. 158 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,570 The girls are not going to be taking my picture. 159 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,070 Oh, yes, they will! 160 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,740 - You wanna bet?! - No, they're not! 161 00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:32,240 Do you wanna bet they're gonna take your picture? Yes, they will! 162 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,180 Hi. 163 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,590 What's behind your back? 164 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,390 - Good. - Uh, it's a parachute. 165 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:52,100 Actually, that's what this is for. 166 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:55,560 We need something that-- like, that can cut through-- 167 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,730 like, we're going to be quite up high, 168 00:07:57,850 --> 00:08:00,060 and I think they're going to have a safety harness on us 169 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,230 or something like that. 170 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,980 And would snippers like this, 171 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,440 would they be able to cut through, 172 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:06,570 like, a kind of harness? 173 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:08,610 No... you ha- 174 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:09,740 What are you trying to do though? 175 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:10,910 That's my question. 176 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,950 So, here's-- we are gonna be up on, um-- 177 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,330 on the CN Tower, in one of-- on the EdgeWalk, 178 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,290 Mm-hmm. 179 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:18,540 where we're wearing the safe-- 180 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:20,170 I think they put a safety vest on you, 181 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,460 and we need something that can, like, 182 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,960 cut through the rope or the cable on it. 183 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:25,210 Do you know what I mean? 184 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,550 Umm... you can... 185 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:27,510 But here's the thing - 186 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:28,680 you would shock yourself 187 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,140 because if you cut through live wire 188 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,680 you'll get electrocuted. 189 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,430 But-- Oh, I'm not cutting through elect-- 190 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,310 I'm cutting through fabric, I'm not cutting through a live wire. 191 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:37,390 What happens if we're not even allowed in the security with-- 192 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,310 You will be actually caught. 193 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,520 I'm gonna say that I need-- 194 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,190 Yes sir? Do you have drywall compound here? 195 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,730 - I'm sorry? - Drywall compound? 196 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:45,530 Two-forty-three. 197 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,070 Two-forty-three thank you. 198 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,900 But I think that-- 199 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,160 You know what? I - Like, I - 200 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,280 I don't know. Ye- 201 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,120 Just... be careful, man. 202 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,990 Like, I seriously don't think it's worth it. Okay? 203 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,200 Right. But... 204 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:57,790 I, uh - I mean... 205 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,670 You have the freedom to do this. 206 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:00,500 I'm a Libertarian. 207 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:01,790 You have the liberty to do 208 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,460 whatever the fuck you want. 209 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,460 But that is - should I - believe... 210 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,590 as a... pers- sane person 211 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:08,720 I should, uh... 212 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,050 prevent you guys from doing shit like this. 213 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:14,470 But these will cut through cable, possibly. 214 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,430 If you really want it to it would. 215 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:19,230 Ah, I'm not going to tell you this, man. I - I feel bad. 216 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,390 Like, I seriously don't wanna 217 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,650 Look, there's Spider-Man. 218 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,620 So, how do we get in here? 219 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,040 It might be a little too high, Matt. 220 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,500 Excuse me. 221 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,620 Is this the line to get into the CN Tower? 222 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:44,040 I think so. 223 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:46,130 Thanks a lot. I've got to jump off it, actually. 224 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,500 Where is your accent from? 225 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,710 Um, Brazil. 226 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,130 Nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How you doing? 227 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,260 - Hi. - Welcome to Toronto. 228 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,430 Thank you. 229 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,260 Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 230 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:56,510 Okay. All right. So, we just join the line. Bye. 231 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,770 Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 232 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,850 Shut up. Hi. How you doing? 233 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,520 We're just going up the-- we're just going up the tower. 234 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:10,070 Just put-- Just put our keys in here? 235 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,610 - Sir? - Ope - this one? 236 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:13,780 How do I get in? 237 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:16,280 Oh, I'm sorry - is it okay if I bring this? 238 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:17,740 - It's a camera, but -- - No you-- 239 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:19,240 you can't shoot in here, you guys. 240 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:20,200 Oh, kay. 241 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,210 You got a cellphone on you by chance? 242 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,000 I have a wireless mic. Here. 243 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,380 And pack. 244 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,090 Okay. 245 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,180 Alright, you're gonna go. 246 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,930 Can you come back sir? 247 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,980 Is there anything else? 248 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,690 Oh! Oh, yeah, I have my clippers. 249 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,900 I have my clippers, too. 250 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,860 I have these... clippers. 251 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,190 Why do you have those? 252 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,650 Uh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 253 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,240 I'm just curious, like, why you have them? I'm just - 254 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,120 Oh, they're for just cutting things off of my pants 255 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,330 and things like that. 256 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,790 - Okay, just one second. - Sure, sure. 257 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:00,990 Just give me like... just - 258 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,120 Go ahead. 259 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,790 I have a patron in my lane with a... 260 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,080 pair of pliers? 261 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:09,460 Uh, just wondering if this is N.U.F.? 262 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,920 Why do they have it? 263 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,260 Uh, apparently for cutting their pants. 264 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,430 We just have to ask, right? Like it's - 265 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,430 No, don't worry. Thank you. Don't worry about it. 266 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:24,390 Go for it. 267 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,400 So you guys are okay. 268 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,060 You can go as well. 269 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:30,690 Thank you. 270 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,320 Are you ready to walk 116 storeys above Toronto 271 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:39,200 with nothing but a harness securing you? 272 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,990 Is that how high up we're going to be? 273 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,080 This is EdgeWalk-- 274 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,160 That's not how high up we're gonna be. 275 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,120 Don't tell me that's how high up we're gonna be. 276 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,370 ...view of Canada's biggest city 277 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,000 and the knowledge that you have been truly 278 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,750 on top of the world. 279 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,220 Are you ready to step up and touch the sky? 280 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,510 This one goes on the back, 281 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,800 this one goes on the front. 282 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,050 This one acts like a seat belt, 283 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,720 so, it will move with you as you move. 284 00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:03,640 Any sudden actions, it will lock up... 285 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,640 The pad will be bumping you on the back of the head. 286 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:06,980 Love that tap, 287 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,440 it means you are still attached to the rail. 288 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,190 Just don't touch it. 289 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,120 And then, we actually had a citizenship ceremony 290 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,910 up there once, and we actually had the judge wear a tux. 291 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,080 We even had proposals happen out there. 292 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,790 What about the ring? 293 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,960 The skies are threatening 294 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:34,880 and you will be able to see the SkyDome close, 295 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:38,760 as we are about to say so long to the CN tower, 296 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,720 at least, visually. 297 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,600 My gosh, guys, 298 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,180 look at that beautiful view 299 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,810 that we have right now hitting us, right? 300 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:53,360 Oh, my God, guys! That is a long way down! 301 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,030 Come and take a look, everybody. 302 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,990 Come and get it! Come here. There you go. 303 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,240 You go there. Exactly. 304 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,240 You're just walking a Guinness World Record, 305 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,580 EdgeWalk is the highest external hands-free walk 306 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,210 in the world... 307 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,040 - All right. - Uh... 308 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,500 Guys, take a look all the way down. 309 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,050 Whoa, is that supposed to do that? 310 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,420 - It's perfect. - Okay. 311 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,840 I'm gonna move to the front. 312 00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:25,890 All right, everybody, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 313 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,600 Right now, we are 356... 314 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,520 Bird - They're closing the roof. 315 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,650 Bird, the roof's closing. 316 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,530 Okay, okay. Okay we gotta go now. 317 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,740 We gotta go now. 318 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:45,870 It's the highest observation deck 319 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,580 in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 320 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:49,830 Okay. 321 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,870 I'm not ready! 322 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,390 Bird. Bird. Bird. 323 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:07,970 We gotta go now! We're going now! 324 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,140 Countdown! Countdown: 325 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,230 Three! 326 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:14,150 Two! 327 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,150 No, no! 328 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,670 Here we go! 329 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,670 The dome is closing! 330 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,800 We've got time! 331 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,680 Okay, we're coming in hot! 332 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800 Oh, too much! 333 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,480 Oh, fuck! 334 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,690 Oh! 335 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,030 Are you all right? Are you all right? 336 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,240 - Get off of me! - Whoa! I'm trying to help you. 337 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,950 You pushed me off the tower! 338 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,280 What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 339 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:08,700 But you're okay. 340 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:11,200 - Oh my God! It's closed! - Yeah. 341 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:12,700 We didn't even make it in time! 342 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,460 Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's-- 343 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,630 So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 344 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,130 Oh my God. The plan is over. 345 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,920 You know what, we're gonna find another way inside. 346 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,710 It didn't work. Again! 347 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,970 ♪ Well, did you know ♪ 348 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,770 ♪ That I was one of those you left behind ♪ 349 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:38,190 ♪ You were up and gone without a goodbye ♪ 350 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:42,030 ♪ They all said that you were not the kind to stick around ♪ 351 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,700 ♪ I only wish I'd known that it was time ♪ 352 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,330 ♪ The evenings on the highway coming down to be with you ♪ 353 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:55,080 ♪ I couldn't wait to eat your home-cooked meal ♪ 354 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,210 ♪ At nighttime, in the moonlight ♪ 355 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,630 Well, that's ironic. What did I say, 356 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,800 "next time we see The Rivoli, it's gonna be..." 357 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,010 Oh, Jesus. 358 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,720 But you know what? 359 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,470 Maybe we still got time for another plan. What, uh... 360 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,220 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 361 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,100 Uhh yeah... It's, uh, 9:03. 362 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:15,270 Thank you very much. 9:03? 363 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,100 Not a lot-- no. We got-- 364 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,980 We got a lot of night left. 365 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,310 Uh, Bird? 366 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,980 Yeah, it's The Rivoli. 367 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,570 Bird. 368 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,820 Oh, Jesus. 369 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:28,910 Are you guys playing-- 370 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,450 Are you guys playing the show tonight? 371 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:31,410 Yup. 372 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,200 Lucky! 373 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:37,620 What did you have to do to score that? 374 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,250 Did you see that? 375 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,300 Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 376 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,800 Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 377 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,430 We were just there. 378 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,390 Jay! 379 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,100 If you think about it, we were off by what... 380 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,480 Three minutes? Two minutes? 381 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,190 That's your classic-- Whoo! 382 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,770 If we had a time machine, 383 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,280 we would have fixed that right away, do you know what I mean? 384 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,860 Oh, Bird, I got an idea! 385 00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:16,410 Forget an idea. I think I figured it out. 386 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,210 time machine plan. 387 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,420 Bird, 388 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:26,250 we pretend to be from the future. 389 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,510 We build a-- Oh, my God. 390 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,720 We take the RV in the backyard, 391 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,680 deck it out like the DeLorean in Back-- in-- 392 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,180 yeah, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 393 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:38,520 a fake contraption with like-- what do they have? 394 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,310 The flux capacitor and all that stuff, 395 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,190 just like Doc Brown has. 396 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,270 It's like-- like, uh, dates and times, 397 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,940 in, like, um... analogue numbers. 398 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:52,860 And we hire an actor to pretend to be 399 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,080 a post office guy... 400 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,580 ...to um, deliver... 401 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,120 ...deliver a video, saying that it's from the past. 402 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,370 So, it's the past and the future coming together. 403 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,790 That's when we show up, coughing, 404 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,300 we got the dry ice coming out of the machine. 405 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,420 Bird? 406 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,340 Bird? 407 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,050 Oh, you're-- I see, 408 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,010 you're like, "Work's done for the day. 409 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:19,520 "We've done too much. It's time to play." 410 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,730 No problem. What's that? 411 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,560 Bird's favourite game? 412 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,060 Okay, ready? 413 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:27,020 Bird. 414 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,990 You're Batman. 415 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,490 Goodnight, Matt. 416 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,250 All right, well... 417 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,500 Uh... 418 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,720 Bird, I'm gonna get started! 419 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,770 This readout tells you where you're going, 420 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,020 this one tells you where you are, 421 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,350 this one tells you where you were. 422 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,560 You input your destination time on this keypad. 423 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:12,110 ♪ Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans ♪ 424 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,150 ♪ Way back up in the woods among the evergreens ♪ 425 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,490 The flux capacitor. 426 00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:17,780 ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 427 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:20,700 ♪ Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode ♪ 428 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,040 ♪ Who never ever learned to read or write so well ♪ 429 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,120 ♪ But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell ♪ 430 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,710 ♪ Go, go ♪ 431 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,460 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 432 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:33,050 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 433 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,260 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 434 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,800 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 435 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,020 ♪ Johnny B. Goode ♪ 436 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,440 Lafayette. How can I help you? 437 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,070 Hi, um... 438 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,190 I was thinking about, uh, 439 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,070 coming to play the open mic. 440 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,320 Jared! 441 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:02,490 Jared! Hey! 442 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,620 Where do we keep the old cameras in here? 443 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,250 I need to find the old cameras from way back. 444 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,960 They're in the bin. 445 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,170 Oh, yes. Okay. 446 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,340 My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 447 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,930 I need your help. 448 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,510 I mistakenly invented a time machine, 449 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,680 and I played with it like a fool. 450 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,850 I went back to the year 2008, 451 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,690 and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 452 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,520 that has destroyed the future! 453 00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:33,070 Okay, yeah! You just show up any time before 8 454 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,480 ask to speak to John. 455 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:37,820 Oh my God. Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 456 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,570 Yup sorry... yup. 457 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:40,740 A-pardon me sir? 458 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,200 How far away is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 459 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:46,750 Uh... it depends how fast you drive? 460 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,370 Anywhere between four... fuh- 461 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,750 four or five hours, I guess? 462 00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,960 Rivoli, I am about to appear 463 00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:55,050 in the year 2025, in your time! 464 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,550 And it is of vital importance that you let me and my band, 465 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,720 Nirvanna the Band, play a show at the Rivoli tonight, 466 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,260 in order to undo what I did! 467 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:08,730 So... do you have to be a band or a duo 468 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,560 or can you be... solo? 469 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:15,940 Watch! It's a full time machine! 470 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:18,860 I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 471 00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,410 Oh, man, I left my Orbitz in that stupid thing. 472 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,450 Let's do it again where I don't have the-- oh, shit! 473 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:24,870 Oh, fuck! We gotta do it-- 474 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:26,700 No! No! Oh, fuck! 475 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,200 Oh, no! 476 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,670 Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus! 477 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,170 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 478 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,460 Uh... Oh, my God. 479 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:36,800 Uh... 480 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,170 Put it out! You got it? 481 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,630 Oh, is that even gonna do anything? 482 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,380 - Put it out! - Yeah, I'm trying to put-- 483 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:45,140 So, I have a show booked, essentially? 484 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,430 Uh - I'm I'm sorry? 485 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,680 I... 486 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,310 You have a show booked in Ottawa? 487 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,810 I said I have a show booked tomorrow? 488 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,310 Yeah... Okay - Yeah. 489 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,270 Okay. Yeah. 490 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,770 Great, we'll see you tomorrow night then! 491 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:58,940 See you tomorrow night. Okay. Thank you. 492 00:21:59,070 --> 00:21:59,820 K, bye. 493 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,950 Bye-bye. 494 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,790 Oh, fuck. 495 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,840 And the lights on it is what made it look good 496 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,960 in the first place. 497 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,300 Now, it's just like, junk. 498 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,550 Oh. 499 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,720 Shit. 500 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:44,760 ♪ Now it's a holiday ♪ 501 00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:50,600 ♪ Now it's a holiday ♪ 502 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,110 ♪ I wanna free up from the vine ♪ 503 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,820 ♪ I wanna celebrate ♪ 504 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,320 ♪ Close enough to feel and now it's time to disappear ♪ 505 00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,240 ♪ I wanna celebrate ♪ 506 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:11,740 ♪ So I can never feel the cold ♪ 507 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,040 ♪...never feel the cold ♪ 508 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,340 ♪ I can never feel the cold ♪ 509 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:24,130 ♪ Now it's a holiday ♪ 510 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,300 - Ah! - Ah!! 511 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:29,640 - Aah! - Matt? 512 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,260 - Ah! - Ooh! 513 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,470 What the are you doing? 514 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,850 - What are you doing? - Oh,! 515 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:36,890 Hey, Matt. 516 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,690 - What is this? - Uh, um. 517 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,940 - I'm being kidnapped? - Um... 518 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,730 I-- I needed to just take it. 519 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,190 Okay, hold on. Just tell me what's going on. 520 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,280 I will. Yeah, okay. 521 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,440 'Cause I don't wanna get angry. 522 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:49,070 - You know how... - "You know how" what? 523 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,200 - You know how when you-- - "How when" what? 524 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,540 - If you just went, uh... - If you went when how what? 525 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,450 I'm getting fucked over, aren't I? 526 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,370 No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 527 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,960 Okay, listen to this... 528 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,220 time machine plan. 529 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,470 What are you doing? 530 00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,800 Doing the time machine plan. 531 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,140 Doing-- Doing the time machine plan? 532 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,020 Did you say you're "Doing the time machine plan"? 533 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,060 Yeah. 534 00:25:20,190 --> 00:25:21,690 Oh, we're going to The Rivoli right now? 535 00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:23,060 - Yes. - Oh! 536 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,980 That's why you're driving so fast? 537 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:29,530 Yeah. Um, and as far as I'm concerned, 538 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:32,030 we are playing the Rivoli tonight. 539 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,540 Jay, watch out! Watch out! 540 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:39,080 Ah! 541 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,920 Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 542 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,210 And then, it's-- 543 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,630 Where did that streetcar come from? 544 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,210 Ah, fuck I hit my ass. 545 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,380 Oh, my God. 546 00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,340 Ah. 547 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:53,090 How you doin'? 548 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,180 Sorry about this. 549 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,850 It could've been a lot worse. Right? 550 00:25:57,970 --> 00:26:01,390 Like, could've been a lot-- could've been a lot worse. 551 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,020 Bird? 552 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,360 You're missing a great visual joke. 553 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,900 Uh, I'm gonna go. 554 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:11,740 - Sure, let's go. - Uh, no, no, no. 555 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:15,120 - We should clean this up. - Yeah, let's clean this up. 556 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,660 Oh. Whoa. 557 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,370 Oh, my God. Look at this. 558 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,750 Oh, my God. 559 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,790 What the hell? 560 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,380 Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 561 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,260 Goddamn it. 562 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,680 - You know, I gotta go. - What? 563 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800 Oh, 'cause you're mad about this? 564 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:38,810 We're gonna get the show. I promise. 565 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,230 Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 566 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,850 Hi. Welcome to Toronto. 567 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,940 Come check us out at The Rivoli later! 568 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,360 But we don't have a show... 569 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,230 Well, we-- we could be playing any day. 570 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,610 Uh... Toron... I know this looks bad. 571 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:56,240 We just hit this Now Magazine box with our RV by accident. 572 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,330 This doesn't speak for Toronto generally. 573 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,700 Enjoy. 574 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:01,750 Okay, we gotta clean this up and get outta here. 575 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,250 - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 576 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:06,960 You clean this up. 577 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,460 I'll take the RV to the shop, make sure there's no damage. 578 00:27:09,590 --> 00:27:11,380 Come on. We'll move this thing in two minutes, 579 00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:13,380 if you just help me... help me lift this up. 580 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:14,800 Yeah, okay. 581 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,560 - Let's go see a movie. - See a... 582 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,600 Let's see a movie together. Look. We're right here. 583 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:25,850 When's the last time you and I saw a movie together, like friends? 584 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:28,060 You want to see a movie? 585 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,730 You like that? 586 00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:34,070 Yeah! Right now? 587 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,990 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hey. 588 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:38,410 We gotta wait for The Rivoli to open anyway. 589 00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:40,580 And it's dark in there. 590 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,620 What'd you say? 591 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:43,580 Jay? 592 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,420 It's the weekend, Budnick. 593 00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,090 I don't know you. You do not exist. 594 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,170 Shit. 595 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:54,380 Nice car. 596 00:27:54,510 --> 00:27:58,010 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 597 00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:01,310 What do you mean? The movie just started. 598 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,810 Goodbye, Matt. 599 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,940 What are you doing? 600 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,230 Move! What... 601 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,820 Sorry. Yeah. 602 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,610 - Excuse me. - Yeah, go. 603 00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:15,820 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 604 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,450 Not to mention, it's pathetic. 605 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,360 Goodbye, Matt. 606 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,700 Right. 607 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:22,160 - And the worst part is... - Jesus Christ. 608 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,710 I was just gonna say that. 609 00:28:29,830 --> 00:28:31,130 See? 610 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,170 I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 611 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,800 They are mature, actually. 612 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,800 You just have to get to know them better. 613 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,590 Paging Dr. Faggot! 614 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,350 Dr. Faggot! 615 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,350 I should go. 616 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,770 That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 617 00:28:53,070 --> 00:28:53,730 Uh-oh. 618 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,780 Oh, I'm sorry! 619 00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,160 Sorry! 620 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:06,540 Okay. 621 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:09,040 Jay. Jay! 622 00:29:09,170 --> 00:29:11,040 - Jay, Jay! - . Oh,. 623 00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:15,210 Um, uh, um... 624 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,300 Jay. 625 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,340 Yeah. I was, uh... 626 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:21,220 Oh, my God. 627 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,680 Oh, God. 628 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:27,890 I-I can explain this, okay? 629 00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:36,730 Actually, Matt... I need to-- 630 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,190 It's 2008. 631 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:41,910 What? 632 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:46,540 The time machine worked somehow and we are in 2008. 633 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:52,750 Do you-- Do you understand? 634 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,340 We are-- We are time travelers. 635 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,460 Okay, no. 636 00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:57,920 Um, yeah. Look. I'll prove it to you. 637 00:29:58,050 --> 00:29:59,720 Watch, watch, watch. The time machine works. 638 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,220 Look, okay? Uh, look. 639 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,470 Okay. We'll go to... 640 00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:07,390 Okay, watch this. 641 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,980 Hold onto your butts! 642 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,310 Ah! 643 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,190 I'm accelerating us to 88 kilom-- 644 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:15,610 or is it miles an hour? 645 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,270 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 646 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,070 Just watch! You'll be laughing in a second. 647 00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:20,820 Okay. Come on. 648 00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:21,990 Come on! 649 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,530 80.85! 650 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:27,660 Can you... Can you slow down? 651 00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:29,830 88! Hold on to something! 652 00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:33,120 What?! 653 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,420 Oh, no! 654 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:35,790 Okay, something must be wrong with this thing. 655 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,550 Hold on. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 656 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:38,920 Goddamn it. 657 00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:40,090 - Okay. - Okay. 658 00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,220 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 659 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,550 So this... 2008, this is right. 660 00:30:44,550 --> 00:30:46,850 Was it the time thing? What is... 661 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,810 Um, all right, I can figure this out. 662 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,020 - I can figure this out. - Goodbye, Matt. 663 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,640 Where are you going?! 664 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:53,850 Jay! You can't... 665 00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,560 You can't go out there. It's too... too... 666 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:58,480 What's he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 667 00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:01,030 Jay! 668 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,200 Bird, Bird! 669 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,700 You can't go out there. 670 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,300 What year is it? 671 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:29,180 2008, sir. 672 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,810 Oh,. 673 00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,310 Oh,! 674 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,690 - Matt? - Yes? 675 00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:42,400 - It's 2008. - I told you! 676 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,200 I'm gonna find a place to hide this RV. 677 00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:58,210 Okay, I think we're safe here. 678 00:31:58,330 --> 00:31:59,750 We're not safe. 679 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,760 Well, I just mean nobody's gonna notice us. 680 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,170 You know, you really us up-- 681 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,670 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - This is. 682 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,760 I-- You were the one-- I did not do anything. 683 00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:10,050 - Huh? - You're the one who was driving the car. 684 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:13,180 And then, I'm instantly in a car accident. 685 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:15,180 I didn't see-- like a streetcar came out of nowhere. 686 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:18,440 It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 687 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,520 And when we went through the flash... 688 00:32:20,650 --> 00:32:21,730 - Yeah. -...we appeared. 689 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,400 It's just like in Back to the Future one. 690 00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:25,030 No, or Back to the Future Two. 691 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,780 It happens in Back to the Future Three as well. 692 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,820 We gotta figure how to get back. 693 00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:30,490 - Yes. - How do we even go back? 694 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:33,120 We must've gone through like a wormhole or something. 695 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,830 We are trapped in 2008. The question is 696 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,460 "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 697 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:44,760 No, hold on. Like, that-- that's secondary now, okay? 698 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,170 First things first. 699 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,430 Okay, so we have travelled... 700 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:52,010 here, into 2008. 701 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,220 This is us now. 702 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:54,390 Goddamn it. 703 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,020 So, we're gonna go forwards back to 2025, 704 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:03,900 but this will be a new 2025 if we change anything here. 705 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:05,480 Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 706 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:07,650 It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 707 00:33:09,110 --> 00:33:10,570 Butterfly Effect. 708 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:14,580 Anything we affect could have insane ramifications. 709 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,080 So our present can get changed? 710 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,580 We could come back to a future where 711 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:21,040 The Rivoli doesn't exist. 712 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:24,090 Or maybe another venue, like maybe somewhere in Ottawa. 713 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,300 Forget that! What if we come back and, all of a sudden, 714 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:28,260 you-- you're not a piano player anymore? 715 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:31,260 Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 716 00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:34,640 No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 717 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,350 Look it up. Have you heard it? 718 00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:38,640 - Let's keep thinking about-- - Let's focus on the plan. 719 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:40,480 You built a toy time machine. 720 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,690 - Uh-huh. - And then it worked... 721 00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,150 - Somehow. -...but now it's broken. 722 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,900 Maybe you need to just sort of look under the hood. 723 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:51,990 - Wait. - Maybe something's just loose. 724 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:55,120 It is broken. I broke it last night. 725 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,660 I spilled the Orbitz on it. 726 00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,500 Holy. 727 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,120 But it's back on. 728 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,380 Oh, my God. 729 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:07,090 - What? - This-- 730 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,510 Oh, no! I ruined it! 731 00:34:11,630 --> 00:34:13,680 Oh, I fucking ruined it! 732 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,100 That's too stupid, isn't it? 733 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,930 What? Tell-- Talk to me. 734 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,930 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 735 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,100 Bird, this is gonna sound crazy. 736 00:34:22,230 --> 00:34:24,150 - What? What did it do? - The Orbitz! 737 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,810 I spilt a bottle of Orbitz. 738 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:28,320 - Is there any left? - No. I'm out. 739 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,110 Um, but we just need to find a way 740 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,150 to get another bottle or something like that. 741 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,610 But that was your last bottle. 742 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,820 There wasn't even any left back now, in 2008. 743 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,660 They stopped making this in 1999. 744 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:40,790 I know, it was such a big deal when we found that whole-- 745 00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:42,920 That's right. 746 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,920 This is my last bottle in 2025, 747 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,840 but in 2008, we still have a whole case. 748 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,340 At the apartment. That's where we gotta go. 749 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:52,340 And that means, you guys, you can't be out here with-- 750 00:34:52,470 --> 00:34:54,130 waving your cameras around like that. 751 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,600 Because, look, they've got the futuristic video cameras. 752 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,890 - They're looking-- - Exactly, they're like-- 753 00:34:58,010 --> 00:34:59,720 Look at Luca. He looks like... 754 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:01,890 He looks like he's from The Matrix. 755 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:05,400 So this whole 2008 sequence, which would be very hard 756 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,730 to fake if this were not really 2008, 757 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,230 will not be filmed. 758 00:35:10,190 --> 00:35:11,570 Well what if we use the old cameras? 759 00:35:11,690 --> 00:35:12,610 Oh, use the old camera? 760 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:14,570 Yeah, okay, in that case, you can. 761 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,200 Yeah, okay. You have to use this. 762 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:45,560 Oh, my God. 763 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:50,690 Ah! Oh, wow. 764 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,070 Goths. 765 00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:54,440 Wow. 766 00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:55,820 Real goths. 767 00:35:57,740 --> 00:36:00,530 Look at the gothness of it. 768 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,120 They're goths! 769 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,620 Wow. 770 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,960 Men forgot that's a great way 771 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,790 to score girls way out of your, uh... 772 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,500 Matt. 773 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:09,960 What? 774 00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:13,630 That guy looks just like me. See the guy down there? 775 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,630 That guy looks like me. 776 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:18,840 He's got your hat. 777 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,260 Jay, it's us. That's us. 778 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,810 Holy. 779 00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:27,600 Oh, look. They even have a little Jared. 780 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,190 Jared... there's you filming us. 781 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,530 Oh, my God. Look how young he looks. 782 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,400 Actually, no, here. Jay, put one right here. 783 00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:36,700 - Put right here. - Where? 784 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,660 No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 785 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:39,910 - Okay. - Come to this side. 786 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:42,490 No, no, no, put one right against this thing. 787 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:44,910 - Okay. - On this side! 788 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,210 What the hell are we doing? 789 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,960 That's, uh, we're... we're... It's a plan. 790 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,630 This is one of my classic plans. Look. 791 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:53,050 Flyer plan! Oh, my God! 792 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:54,550 That's a good plan! 793 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:58,800 How did this not work? We should do this plan again. 794 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:05,270 Jay, I got a feeling 795 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,350 things are gonna work out okay for us. 796 00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:13,770 Is that a cop? Are those police officers looking at us? 797 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,780 Let's go down this way. Let's just walk down this way. 798 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,200 Oh, shit! Hide, hide! 799 00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:24,490 Do you think that guy looks like me? 800 00:37:25,490 --> 00:37:28,290 That guy? Looks like me. 801 00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:32,210 It's 'cause he's got that hat. 802 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:34,340 Sick. 803 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,840 Guy looks like you. 804 00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:39,630 Okay, okay, this is our chance. 805 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,930 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. 806 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,340 - It's caught on my-- - That's my jacket. 807 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:44,470 - You put it inside out. - Come on, come on, come on. 808 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,890 Your hat! 809 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,770 Sorry, sorry. 810 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,650 - Uh, okay. - Okay, let's just go. 811 00:37:57,780 --> 00:37:59,030 - Let's go! - Yeah, right. 812 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,360 Oh, God. Man, it's open. 813 00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:03,240 Remember our old apartment? 814 00:38:03,370 --> 00:38:06,240 Okay, all right. 815 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:07,790 Okay, quick in and out. 816 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:09,290 Yeah, I think we left the Orbitz 817 00:38:09,410 --> 00:38:10,790 on top of the oven, right? 818 00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:12,710 Yeah, but we can't touch anything else. 819 00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:14,130 Oh, right yeah, Butterfly Effect. 820 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,750 This is just like Aladdin. 821 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,050 Touch nothing but the Orbitz. 822 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,550 Go. 823 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,380 Okay. We gotta make it seem-- 824 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:23,760 - They're right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 825 00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:25,550 I'm getting the Orbitz, and then we're outta here. 826 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,350 - Okay. - Come on, come on. 827 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,730 It's empty. 828 00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:34,560 Look. Look around. Look around for them. 829 00:38:34,690 --> 00:38:36,520 - Come on. - Find 'em! 830 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,110 Where the fuck are they? 831 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,780 Fuckin' loot the place! 832 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:47,950 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 833 00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:52,910 - Oh,! - Oh, my God. 834 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,800 No, not Jared, not Jared. 835 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,460 Why not? Why not? 836 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,970 Okay, we gotta rehearse, we gotta rehearse. 837 00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:05,800 Come on! Come on! Come on! 838 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:07,140 Think it's gonna work? 839 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:09,060 As far as I'm concerned, 840 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,930 we are playing The Rivoli tonight. 841 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:12,520 So, what were we doing before we left? 842 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,310 Do I have a driver? No, I'm driving myself. 843 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,440 What do we cut to? 844 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,900 He's on his way there. 845 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,650 - Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 846 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:20,860 Let's just cut right to the fight. 847 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:23,200 Okay. 848 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,910 You're on your last legs, Creamed Corn. 849 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:30,790 You should've thought twice before you crossed Can Opener. 850 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:31,750 For God's sakes. 851 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,830 My name is your arch nemesis-- 852 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:39,210 You shoulda thought twice before you crossed me... 853 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:41,460 You're gonna get us thrown in jail. 854 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:43,720 "Go to jail?" Did you say, "Go to jail"? 855 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,050 Could go to jail. 856 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,930 Oh, yeah, illegal time travel. 857 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:50,180 - "I hereby sentence you--" - Is that true? 858 00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,890 That's what he's saying, jail for this. 859 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:54,680 - Jail? - Jail. 860 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:56,810 Ridiculous. 861 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:59,730 I have you now, Creamed Corn! 862 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,940 Let him come fuckin' find me. 863 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,110 Let him find me. 864 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,360 What I'm gonna do. I'll grab my young self. 865 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:10,450 ♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪ 866 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:14,000 ♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers, Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪ 867 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,960 ♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder, Dynastic Hero ♪ 868 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,830 ♪ Bubble Bobble, Double Dribble ♪ 869 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,710 - ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero ♪ - I get it. 870 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,170 Creamed corn, you son of a bitch! 871 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,880 What? You didn't think 872 00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:27,590 a super villain named Can Opener would be-- 873 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:33,600 I think they're gone. 874 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:37,390 - Hey. - What? 875 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,860 Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 876 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:42,650 Let's go. Let's go. Perfect. 877 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:46,400 - Okay, okay. - Let's get out. 878 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:58,250 Jay, I thought you were-- wanted to sleep. 879 00:40:58,370 --> 00:41:00,500 Let's do-- Let's do a quick rehearsal. 880 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,710 Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 881 00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:10,640 - Are you there? - Yeah. 882 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,850 I'll go look upstairs. 883 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:33,030 I feel like we've played that before. 884 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,080 I feel like we played that before. 885 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,330 Do a... Just something new. Do something new. 886 00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:08,530 Matt. 887 00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:10,990 Hey. 888 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,780 What are you doing? 889 00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:17,240 Oh, this is... 890 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:20,410 I'm visiting you in your dream... 891 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:22,420 to bring you this idea for a song 892 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,210 to play with the band. 893 00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:27,380 And this is-- and I'm a spirit. 894 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,710 And I'm a Dickensian spirit 895 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,090 to bring you the melody of this song. 896 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,840 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪ 897 00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:35,010 ♪ Do-do-do- do-do-do ♪ 898 00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:37,350 Oh, you! 899 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:40,810 Good night. 900 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:42,020 Bye. 901 00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:54,780 Got it. 902 00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:07,090 Hey. 903 00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:10,340 Hey... Bird. 904 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,220 I had a crazy dream. 905 00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:17,260 I heard this... song. 906 00:43:17,390 --> 00:43:20,180 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ 907 00:43:20,310 --> 00:43:23,140 And you were there, you were a spirit. 908 00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:25,850 Des-- Descended spirit? 909 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,110 Right... 910 00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:32,690 Hey, let's watch some TV. 911 00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,160 The H1N1 flu virus... 912 00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:40,660 Oh, yeah. It's, uh, swine flu. 913 00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:43,870 Maybe they'll get a, uh... 914 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,170 ...a vaccine that they force us all to take for that. 915 00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:51,920 Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandma. 916 00:43:52,050 --> 00:43:55,220 My mom's going to Montreal right now to visit her. 917 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:57,260 She might have to be put in a home. 918 00:43:58,350 --> 00:43:59,890 Pretty... 919 00:44:00,010 --> 00:44:01,390 It's pretty real stuff, you know? 920 00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:04,270 Getting old is... Not looking forward to it. 921 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,610 You know, um, the truth is, 922 00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:16,910 if you've got a... best friend, 923 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,780 you won't even notice getting older. 924 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,630 Do you like Russell Peters? 925 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,460 Okay, big question. 926 00:44:31,590 --> 00:44:35,590 He was doing race comedy at the right... 927 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,930 Man, I mean, it's so... 928 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,680 Russell... Oh, dude, it's 2008? 929 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,300 I don't like him. 930 00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:43,970 Yeah, I'm sayin' the same thing. 931 00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:46,350 Okay, I, uh, I gotta go. 932 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,640 All right, well, you know, 933 00:44:47,770 --> 00:44:49,270 I'm gonna take a shower or something and then... 934 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,310 Great. 935 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,650 I'll be ready in like half hour 936 00:44:51,770 --> 00:44:54,440 and we can go over... whatever, or something. 937 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:55,610 Go over ever-- Go over what? 938 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:56,820 That's right. I don't know. 939 00:44:56,950 --> 00:44:58,410 - Get rid of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 940 00:44:58,530 --> 00:44:59,530 Right, yes, yes, yes. 941 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:00,820 You want me to light off some fireworks? 942 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,330 Wonderful. Fire-- Perfect. 943 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,330 - Yep, good. - All right. 944 00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:06,200 - Great. - That was stupid. 945 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,670 Goodbye, Jay. 946 00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:12,380 Whew. 947 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,590 - I was about to make-- - Let's go, let's go. 948 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,930 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 949 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:23,810 Sorry. You what? 950 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,890 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 951 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,850 - This morning... - Yes? 952 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,730 ...I was trying to escape. 953 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,740 I was trying to escape. Leave. You. 954 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,450 The band. Everything. 955 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:45,290 I thought that I could go and become famous without you. 956 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,660 I got it, I got it, I got it. 957 00:45:47,790 --> 00:45:51,000 Are you mad? 958 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,550 I'm embarrassed. 959 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:01,090 Why would I be? 960 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:03,720 No, I... 961 00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,260 Why-- Why don't we-- 962 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,560 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 963 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,020 Wait. Are you saying-- So... 964 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,230 Okay-- 965 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:16,690 I'm kidding. 966 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,360 Okay. 967 00:46:18,490 --> 00:46:20,200 Okay, okay, but the whole point though... 968 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,740 The whole point, the whole point-- 969 00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:24,200 Matt, wait-- wait. Hey, where are you going? 970 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,240 Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 971 00:46:25,370 --> 00:46:27,580 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 972 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,500 Matt, what are you doing? 973 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:32,170 We can't change anything. 974 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:34,830 Hey. You'll be better off, right? 975 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,920 We're gonna see who's gonna be better off. 976 00:46:37,050 --> 00:46:38,670 Don't. Stop. 977 00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:17,130 Okay... So... 978 00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:19,840 July-- I'm setting the time machine! 979 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,050 July 10th, 20-- 980 00:47:22,170 --> 00:47:24,300 Tenth? No, no, no. We went back on the 12th. 981 00:47:24,430 --> 00:47:25,470 The 12th. 982 00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:27,890 We're going back two days earlier. 983 00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:30,680 So that I can do the skydive plan myself. 984 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,560 Fine. 985 00:48:11,810 --> 00:48:13,600 Go! 986 00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:34,870 Not again! 987 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,920 Oh. 988 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,630 Oh, my God. 989 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,260 I hit my ass. 990 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,680 Oh, my God. I hit my ass. 991 00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:02,940 I hit my ass. Bird. 992 00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:04,980 This is Roz and Mocha... 993 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,120 Jay? 994 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,030 You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 995 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:18,160 Jay?! 996 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:20,420 Oh, sorry. 997 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,330 All good. 998 00:49:46,110 --> 00:49:47,240 Jay? 999 00:49:54,370 --> 00:49:55,740 I'm home! 1000 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,250 Okay. 1001 00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:09,260 It's all the same. 1002 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,890 What the-- 1003 00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:22,100 Very funny. Very funny. 1004 00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:25,610 Nice one, Jay! 1005 00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:31,110 You gotta give him credit. That's a good bit. 1006 00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:36,120 So, now I'm the dr-- Now, I'm the drummer. 1007 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:41,460 Matt?! 1008 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:42,670 Jay?! 1009 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,000 We figured it out, buddy. 1010 00:50:44,130 --> 00:50:47,250 Woo! We got it. We got it. We got it. 1011 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:49,510 We figured it out. 1012 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,300 We've got the plan, okay? 1013 00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:53,630 All right. So... 1014 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,390 So, you know how we've had trouble 1015 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:57,470 getting tickets to the show, right? 1016 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,930 Turns out there is an additional traunch 1017 00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:03,640 of tickets being released exclusively 1018 00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:06,020 to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 1019 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:07,320 private banking card holders, okay? 1020 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,780 Top. Top of the top. 1021 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,240 Now, there is one individual who we know 1022 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,070 who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 1023 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,080 private banking card, and that is-- 1024 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,330 - My aunt. - Ethan's aunt. 1025 00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:22,330 Michael and I arrive to her door, 1026 00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:26,250 we share with her that we, too, are Chinese. 1027 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:27,630 - What? - Our whole lives. 1028 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:28,710 Our whole lives. 1029 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,670 Born-- Born in Chin-- Born in China. 1030 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,050 His father's white, mother's Chinese. 1031 00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:33,420 First language Chinese. 1032 00:51:33,550 --> 00:51:34,760 Both of my parents are Chinese. 1033 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,840 Okay, okay. So, let me-- let me-- let me get this-- 1034 00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:38,470 Let me, uh, get this straight. 1035 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,010 Okay. 1036 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,980 Jay McCarrol hired you guys. 1037 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,810 You're improvisers and you're here to teach me a lesson-- 1038 00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,230 You're already off. 1039 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,400 - We're door-to-door salesmen. - No, no, no, no, no. 1040 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,360 I'm saying the jig's up, guys. 1041 00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:57,410 Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like 1042 00:51:57,530 --> 00:52:00,580 to be on the receiving end of these insane plans. 1043 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:04,580 Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that my plans are so ridiculous. 1044 00:52:04,710 --> 00:52:05,830 I see now that, 1045 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:10,210 yeah, maybe I could be a little bit more, um... 1046 00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:12,340 What's the word? Why am I even telling this to you guys? 1047 00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:14,010 Okay, yes. 1048 00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:16,840 Congratulations. Very good. 1049 00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:18,890 That was extremely well done. 1050 00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:21,720 The troika of Matt Johnson divided into three. 1051 00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:25,520 I love that I've got an Asian part of me. 1052 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,190 Maybe that's my sensitivity. 1053 00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:31,900 So, um, I guess all that's left 1054 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,070 is for me to kick your ass. 1055 00:52:34,190 --> 00:52:35,780 - What? - Dude. Matt. 1056 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:37,530 - Who's first? - What's happening? 1057 00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:40,410 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 1058 00:52:40,530 --> 00:52:42,490 Why do you have what? 1059 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,450 Why do I have that? 1060 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,540 - We all have them. - Dude... 1061 00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:48,880 How did-- 1062 00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,430 Oh, my God. 1063 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,890 Oh, my God. 1064 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,150 What is this plan for? 1065 00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:14,480 It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 1066 00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:19,570 You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 1067 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:21,620 because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 1068 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,580 Yeah. 1069 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:29,620 And I am... 1070 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,710 In a Jay McCarrol cover band. 1071 00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:45,390 Whoa! Sorry. 1072 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,200 Mr. Hollywood... 1073 00:54:04,330 --> 00:54:05,280 Hollywood. 1074 00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:06,990 Mr. Hollywood. 1075 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:07,950 Mr. Arnold 1076 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,040 Mr. Rocky 1077 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,540 Mr. Jennifer Lopez 1078 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,630 That is also Jay. 1079 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:14,840 Yeah. 1080 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,630 A Google 1081 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:16,880 Autolog, Facebook 1082 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:17,670 Yahoo 1083 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,170 Too'tereel company. 1084 00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:20,380 He's on everything. Yeah. 1085 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,970 Hollywood. 1086 00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:24,930 Beautiful, beautiful. 1087 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:26,560 Okay. Nice meeting you. 1088 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:38,730 You think you'd be famous without me? 1089 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,030 You'd be famous right now. 1090 00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:45,740 You'd be famous right now. Right? 1091 00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:46,950 If it weren't for me. 1092 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,450 Next stop Chestnut Street. 1093 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,420 Your life would have been better if you never met me? 1094 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,750 I don't know. I don't know. 1095 00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:55,040 Well, there's a way to find out. 1096 00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:56,250 There's a way to find out. 1097 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,420 - Easy. Don't-- - No, no, no. 1098 00:54:57,550 --> 00:54:58,670 We can't change anything. 1099 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,920 Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 1100 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,140 You'll wake him up. You'll wake him up. 1101 00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:21,780 It worked, baby! Okay. We gotta go! We gotta go! 1102 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:24,570 It was way more fun than I thought it was gonna be. 1103 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,280 Gotta go. Got your bag? 1104 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:27,780 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. 1105 00:55:27,910 --> 00:55:30,410 Ladies and gentlemen. 1106 00:55:30,540 --> 00:55:32,790 May I have your attention, please? 1107 00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:37,750 It's time for the final countdown. 1108 00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:45,050 The show starts in... 1109 00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:46,470 ten... 1110 00:55:46,590 --> 00:55:49,260 ...nine, eight, seven, 1111 00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:52,310 six, five, four... 1112 00:55:52,430 --> 00:55:56,020 three, two, one. Go! 1113 00:56:02,110 --> 00:56:04,320 Hello, Toronto! 1114 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,880 ♪ So sorry, I've missed you ♪ 1115 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,960 ♪ Hair, always whipping round ♪ 1116 00:56:21,090 --> 00:56:24,470 ♪ So high up, got my chin up ♪ 1117 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,840 ♪ I don't care if I never come... ♪ 1118 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,930 He's not even breaking a sweat. 1119 00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:34,310 He's insane, man. 1120 00:56:34,430 --> 00:56:36,940 Think if I told him my username he'd remember me? 1121 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,350 - Your what? Sorry? - From what? 1122 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,650 - Oh, from the forums. - Yeah. 1123 00:56:39,770 --> 00:56:41,270 Maybe. 1124 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,200 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 1125 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,740 I'll be-- I'll be-- I'll be right back. 1126 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:54,830 Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He's my friend. 1127 00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:56,290 This-- He's my-- He's my best friend. 1128 00:56:56,410 --> 00:56:57,750 He's my best friend. He's my best friend. 1129 00:56:57,870 --> 00:56:59,790 - Yeah, no. It's okay. - Jay, it's me. 1130 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,380 This is crazy I found you. What the fuck is going on? 1131 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,710 Look at this. 1132 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,130 Okay, I think that we have to get back in the time machine 1133 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:08,630 and figure out how to do this again, 1134 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,010 or, like, some other version of this, 1135 00:57:10,140 --> 00:57:11,890 because there's gotta be a way that we can do this 1136 00:57:12,010 --> 00:57:12,970 where we're both, where it's, like-- 1137 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,680 where Nirvanna the Band gets this. 1138 00:57:15,850 --> 00:57:19,400 Guys, you have to meet my old friend, Matt. 1139 00:57:20,350 --> 00:57:21,520 What? 1140 00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:23,150 God. You look good. 1141 00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:27,400 It's been, like, what? 17 years. 1142 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:29,070 Unbelievable. 1143 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,910 You know, we actually used to have a band together. 1144 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:32,410 To give you an idea, it was called... 1145 00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:34,580 - No. No, no. -... Nirvanna the Band. 1146 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:35,660 Wait. 1147 00:57:35,790 --> 00:57:36,910 No way. 1148 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,250 No, no, no. Bird, you gotta remember. Hold on. 1149 00:57:39,370 --> 00:57:41,420 - Yeah, yeah. I remember. - No, no, no. I'm saying you-- 1150 00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:43,000 No, but you gotta remember. You gotta remember. 1151 00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,840 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 1152 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,960 Yeah, it's all good. 1153 00:57:46,090 --> 00:57:47,550 Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 1154 00:57:47,670 --> 00:57:48,800 It's me. Jay-- 1155 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,550 - I hope you've been well. - Jay. No, no, no. 1156 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,260 You've gotta remember. Jay. You gotta! No, Jay! 1157 00:57:52,390 --> 00:57:53,720 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1158 00:57:53,850 --> 00:57:55,220 Bird, Bird, Bird. You gotta remember! 1159 00:57:55,350 --> 00:57:57,180 It's me! It's me! 1160 00:57:57,310 --> 00:58:00,560 This isn't right! We're in the wrong timeline! 1161 00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:02,440 Bird! Jay! 1162 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,770 You guys want a photo or something? 1163 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,190 Jay! 1164 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,320 Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. 1165 00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:32,260 Oh, no. 1166 00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:37,600 Jay! 1167 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,070 Thank you, sir. 1168 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:48,360 Jay, I love you. 1169 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,110 Looking clean, Jay. 1170 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:54,070 ♪ I don't care if I ever come down ♪ 1171 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,370 "Did Jay McCarrol... 1172 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:57,990 "write 'Never Come Down'?" 1173 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,160 I was in a bad living situation 1174 00:59:00,290 --> 00:59:01,660 and I was having a lot of nightmares. 1175 00:59:01,790 --> 00:59:04,880 This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 1176 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,340 well, a genius hit song. 1177 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,460 As you guys already know with this track, 1178 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:10,420 it is an absolute classic, 1179 00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:13,550 and has sustained Jay McCarrol's career 1180 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,680 for well over a decade now at this point. 1181 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,390 I heard you're scared of clowns. 1182 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:18,930 I'm not afraid of clowns. 1183 00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:20,430 But I heard that you were. 1184 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,600 I'm out here-- Uh-oh. Richard. 1185 00:59:27,940 --> 00:59:30,230 Jay McCarrol is in the building! 1186 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,110 Hey, guys. 1187 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,570 - Jay, welcome back, dude. - How're you doing? 1188 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,200 It is so good to see you here today. 1189 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,660 Wow. Yeah. 1190 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,280 You're here, but you're not gonna be here for long, 1191 00:59:38,410 --> 00:59:41,450 because you are about to go and shake the world. 1192 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:43,830 And what's sort of going through your head right now? 1193 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,630 Have you prepped for this? Can you prep for this? 1194 00:59:48,130 --> 00:59:50,090 Yes. 1195 00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:52,130 So, when you go through these moments, 1196 00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:53,760 whether it's with a song or a tour 1197 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,510 or a show or an award or whatever it is, 1198 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,550 we all still have somebody in our life 1199 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,680 that we want to make proud, you know what I mean? 1200 01:00:00,810 --> 01:00:02,220 No matter how successful you get, 1201 01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:04,440 you still have that person you want to make proud. 1202 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,900 Like, who's the first call you make 1203 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,310 when you walk off the stage, 1204 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,360 where you're like, "God, this, I gotta share this"? 1205 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,280 Who's the call that you make? 1206 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:19,070 I, uh-- 1207 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:26,370 Like a-- Like a friend. Who's your best friend? 1208 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,460 Not again! Ah! 1209 01:00:33,590 --> 01:00:36,470 ♪ I don't care if I never come down ♪ 1210 01:00:42,770 --> 01:00:44,140 You good? 1211 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,810 Alright, you are listening to Jay McCarrol, 1212 01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:50,360 "Never Come Down." 1213 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,400 And yes, you are listening to The Roz and Mocha Show. 1214 01:00:53,530 --> 01:00:55,280 Guess what? We are giving away two tickets 1215 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,820 to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 1216 01:00:58,950 --> 01:01:01,080 All you gotta do is give us a call right now 1217 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,160 and tell us what street in Toronto 1218 01:01:03,290 --> 01:01:05,790 does Jay McCarrol live on. 1219 01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:08,420 416-870-8888. That is the... 1220 01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:14,710 Oh, my God, I hit my ass. 1221 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:20,930 Uh, hello? 1222 01:01:21,050 --> 01:01:23,260 I think I live here. 1223 01:01:24,770 --> 01:01:26,770 I got him. I got him. I got him right here. 1224 01:01:26,890 --> 01:01:28,350 I got him out front. He's right here. 1225 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,810 He's right out front at the front door. 1226 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,440 What the hell, man? Where the fuck you been? 1227 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,520 Yeah. Yeah, he's right-- Just everyone relax. 1228 01:01:33,650 --> 01:01:35,150 That's why I'm saying you have to just relax, 1229 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,490 because of course he's gonna be here. 1230 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,820 He's here. No, he's good. He's totally fine. 1231 01:01:48,290 --> 01:01:51,040 Okay, who's first? Who's first? 1232 01:01:51,170 --> 01:01:52,170 Okay. 1233 01:01:52,290 --> 01:01:54,170 - Could we get a picture? - Of course! 1234 01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,630 I'm shaking, I'm very nervous... 1235 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:56,510 Oh, wow. 1236 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,720 It's so nice to meet you. 1237 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,970 Wow. So fun. 1238 01:02:05,260 --> 01:02:06,810 - Wow. Thank you so much. - K, thank you. 1239 01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:08,310 I'm so happy that I met you. 1240 01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:09,440 Thank you very much. 1241 01:02:18,690 --> 01:02:20,150 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1242 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,950 - Gonna rip my shirt. - Bird, Bird! You gotta remember! 1243 01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:23,030 Jay, you gotta remember me! 1244 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,320 - This isn't right! - Okay. Got it. 1245 01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:27,200 Um, I'm gonna just run to the bathroom. 1246 01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:05,660 Who's your best friend? 1247 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,920 It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. 1248 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,170 It's all good. It's all good. 1249 01:03:16,290 --> 01:03:17,590 - It's all good. - Jay McCarrol, uh, 1250 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:19,380 we're proud of you, man. We followed this journey 1251 01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:20,590 right from the very beginning. 1252 01:03:20,710 --> 01:03:22,880 A Roz and Mocha fan favourite as well. 1253 01:03:23,010 --> 01:03:24,760 Good luck on the tour. "Never Come Down" 1254 01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:26,720 is the re-release. Uh, people are excited. 1255 01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:28,510 You're still wearing that hat? 1256 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,390 What? 1257 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:34,270 He's gained weight. 1258 01:03:34,390 --> 01:03:36,100 We appreciate you. We're proud of you. 1259 01:03:36,230 --> 01:03:38,480 We love you. Thank you so much for visiting us. 1260 01:03:38,610 --> 01:03:41,400 You'll have to forgive my friend. He's a bit, uh... 1261 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:44,110 ...mentally ill. 1262 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,280 Thank you so much for visiting us once again 1263 01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:48,280 and making time for us even at the status 1264 01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:49,370 that you're at right now! 1265 01:03:49,490 --> 01:03:51,450 He's a bit fat. He's a bit buff. 1266 01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:53,710 He's my old friend, Matt. And we're-- 1267 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,370 And we're really happy to see him. 1268 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,250 I really hope that your life turned out the way you wanted. 1269 01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:01,630 Can we talk privately for just two minutes? 1270 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,380 No. 1271 01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:05,010 Thank you for always making time for us 1272 01:04:05,130 --> 01:04:06,340 on The Roz and Mocha Show. 1273 01:04:06,470 --> 01:04:08,300 About to embark on the biggest tour of his life, 1274 01:04:08,430 --> 01:04:09,390 Jay McCarrol, everybody. 1275 01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:11,310 - Mr. McCarrol. - Yeah? 1276 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:12,430 I got you in number three here. 1277 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,770 'Kay. 1278 01:04:13,890 --> 01:04:16,480 So, we got you equipped with in-motion satellite, 1279 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:20,820 full leather interior, on-demand hot water, 1280 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,610 memory foam mattress. 1281 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:25,700 We got three TVs in here for ya. 1282 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,700 Ceramic tile floor. 1283 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:29,240 You even got your own code and doorbell. 1284 01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:30,700 - Like, this is way back. - Yeah. 1285 01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:32,040 We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 1286 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,450 - Hey, boss man. - How you doing? 1287 01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:37,210 And Drew Barrymore-- Yeah. Hey. 1288 01:04:37,330 --> 01:04:38,580 Drew Barrymore was there with-- 1289 01:04:38,710 --> 01:04:40,000 - With Fab. - Oh, my God. 1290 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:41,420 - They were together. - That's crazy. 1291 01:04:41,550 --> 01:04:42,840 Was it-- Or was it Justin Long? 1292 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,550 No, no, no. No, no. It was Fab, 1293 01:04:44,670 --> 01:04:45,670 'cause I remember seeing her. 1294 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,090 That moment, like, that is covered. 1295 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,340 - Fab's in there? - Yeah. 1296 01:04:48,470 --> 01:04:50,180 And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier come. 1297 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,430 From-- They were there? 1298 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,970 - Not quite. - I get this room! 1299 01:04:56,140 --> 01:04:57,390 Yeah. 1300 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,940 - I mean, I really loved-- - Yeah. He produced it. 1301 01:05:09,910 --> 01:05:11,330 ...really trying to wedge his way in 1302 01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:12,530 to be in The Rapture, 1303 01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:15,200 and they were like, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 1304 01:05:15,330 --> 01:05:16,500 - Like a bit of a-- - Yes. 1305 01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:17,660 Mm-hm. I heard that. 1306 01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:19,250 Yes. Kind of a Jay situation 1307 01:05:19,370 --> 01:05:20,540 where they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 1308 01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:23,460 And they're like-- But-- And then he does go off 1309 01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:25,170 and perform and do his own thing. 1310 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,260 - Yes, yeah, and in the-- - He's in that, too? 1311 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:34,310 I had never 100 percent... 1312 01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:36,140 What's up? 1313 01:05:36,270 --> 01:05:38,100 We're going on tour! 1314 01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:40,810 You guys wanna hook up the N64? Big screen? 1315 01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:43,400 Um... 1316 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,150 I don't know if it has the, uh... 1317 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,610 Like, I don't know if it has that hookup. 1318 01:05:48,740 --> 01:05:50,950 Do we have a N64? 1319 01:05:51,070 --> 01:05:53,910 I'm sure we got a 64 hooked up. 1320 01:05:54,030 --> 01:05:56,870 I think if-- if you brought one I would play, sure. 1321 01:06:06,670 --> 01:06:07,880 I'm bugging you guys. 1322 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:10,800 No. 1323 01:06:10,930 --> 01:06:14,260 I was just going to say about the, uh, the-- 1324 01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:16,310 towards the last part of the book, 1325 01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:19,310 James Murphy, yeah. Like, when listening-- 1326 01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:38,120 No problem. What's that? 1327 01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:39,620 Bird's favourite game. 1328 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:43,080 Let's have a little fun. 1329 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,170 Yeah, but, like, so many of these stories start with, 1330 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:53,090 like, you could say this for, like, Strokes or Interpol. 1331 01:06:53,220 --> 01:06:54,640 It's like, at the boarding school in Paris-- 1332 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,260 You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 1333 01:06:57,390 --> 01:06:59,640 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1334 01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:00,810 Fuck! 1335 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:02,770 Help! 1336 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,690 Breaking news out of Toronto. 1337 01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:13,030 A shooting has occurred outside the home of Canadian rock star 1338 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,120 Jay McCarrol, the incident occurring 1339 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,950 on the eve of Jay's world tour. 1340 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,870 Courtney Heels on the scene. What more can you tell us? 1341 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,500 Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you there is 1342 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:23,710 a pretty heavy police presence along this road. 1343 01:07:23,830 --> 01:07:25,080 This is Park Lane Circle. 1344 01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:26,710 It's the street that Jay lives on. 1345 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,750 This is as close to the scene as we can get. 1346 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,010 And as you reported, 1347 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,670 there is a source confirming a man, an adult, 1348 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,840 was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 1349 01:07:34,970 --> 01:07:35,930 and they were still looking 1350 01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:38,720 for a suspect seen leaving the area. 1351 01:07:38,850 --> 01:07:41,560 Let's take you live now to the Bridle Path area, 1352 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,310 where police are updating their investigation 1353 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,110 just outside Jay's home. Let's listen in live. 1354 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,190 ...to be here today. 1355 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,190 I know there's a lot of interest in this incident. 1356 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:55,030 You can expect to see an increased presence 1357 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,370 in this neighbourhood for the next little while, 1358 01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:59,030 but it's no different than any other shooting 1359 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,290 or firearm discharge. 1360 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,620 We'll have officers here looking for witnesses 1361 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,960 to come forward, as well as be canvassing for video. 1362 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,830 Police were called to a shooting... 1363 01:08:22,350 --> 01:08:23,730 I just need to go back 1364 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:26,650 to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 1365 01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:29,940 ...then I can undo all this. 1366 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,480 So, how... 1367 01:08:34,530 --> 01:08:35,860 How do we get back? 1368 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:38,910 I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 1369 01:08:39,030 --> 01:08:41,330 Maybe it's a dream. Possible, right? 1370 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,250 Which, Jared, are you? Who are you? 1371 01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:45,750 You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 1372 01:08:45,870 --> 01:08:47,370 But then what the-- who are you? 1373 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,040 - Right? - I'm Nikolay. 1374 01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:51,420 Yeah, but this-- but you didn't come in the time machine with me. 1375 01:08:51,550 --> 01:08:52,840 So you might be working for them, 1376 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,420 working for this other band, working for these guys. 1377 01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:56,170 See, if Jay were here, he'd be sitting there playing 1378 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:58,050 the piano, and we would solve this! 1379 01:08:58,180 --> 01:08:59,050 We would come up with this. 1380 01:08:59,180 --> 01:09:00,390 Aah! 1381 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,060 I'll get it. 1382 01:09:12,230 --> 01:09:14,650 Hi. Matt. 1383 01:09:14,780 --> 01:09:17,200 I, uh-- I just wanted to come and apologize. 1384 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,280 Um, you know what? My security went nuts, 1385 01:09:19,410 --> 01:09:23,290 and I felt bad about the way that felt in the room. 1386 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,370 Uh-huh. 1387 01:09:24,490 --> 01:09:26,450 Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry. 1388 01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:27,620 Okay. 1389 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,130 Thanks. 1390 01:09:32,090 --> 01:09:34,960 Oh! Also, uh... 1391 01:09:35,090 --> 01:09:38,840 you said something that night about a time machine. 1392 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:45,680 Oh, this is great! Okay. 1393 01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:50,310 Jay? 1394 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,480 Oh, you're looking at the-- Yeah, this is the house. 1395 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,820 May be a bit more modest than you're used to. 1396 01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:58,610 Can we go? 1397 01:09:59,610 --> 01:10:02,070 Uh, right. So, my time machine 1398 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,950 works off of a very specific fuel. 1399 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,870 - Yeah. - Do you know what Orbitz are? 1400 01:10:05,990 --> 01:10:08,000 - It's a-- - Yep. I know what they are. 1401 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,870 Still, man, I got so much to tell you, but... 1402 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:10,960 - Uh-huh. - Okay, 1403 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,080 so, I built a time machine! 1404 01:10:12,210 --> 01:10:13,170 Yes. 1405 01:10:13,290 --> 01:10:15,000 And I thought, wouldn't it be fun... 1406 01:10:15,130 --> 01:10:16,500 - Yeah? - just for the fun of it... 1407 01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:17,760 Just for the fun, yeah. 1408 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,380 ...we go in it and we go back-- 1409 01:10:19,510 --> 01:10:20,800 Pick a date. 1410 01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:25,510 Oh, 2008. 1411 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:28,810 Okay. And if you wanted to, like, you could go... 1412 01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:30,940 - You can go anywhere. -...two days ago. 1413 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,560 Two days ago? Why would you-- What do you mean? Why go back? 1414 01:10:33,690 --> 01:10:35,150 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1415 01:10:35,270 --> 01:10:36,610 You're saying, uh, hypothetically? 1416 01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:38,530 - Hypothetically. - Two day-- No problem. 1417 01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:40,320 Why would you go back two-- - I don't understand. 1418 01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:42,030 - Okay. - Talking about a time machine. 1419 01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,450 We could go visit 2008, Obama. 1420 01:10:44,570 --> 01:10:45,780 - Obamna! - Yes. 1421 01:10:45,910 --> 01:10:48,370 The only problem is, I don't have fuel. 1422 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,120 There's no, uh, fuel. 1423 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,370 Well-- And why Orbitz? 1424 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:53,830 Let's get a little, uh, beat going. 1425 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:57,590 What makes Orbitz powerful? 1426 01:10:57,710 --> 01:10:59,880 What's the magic in Orbitz? What's the-- what's the-- 1427 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:02,050 what's the special soul of an Orbitz? 1428 01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:03,590 I don't know. 1429 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,350 - The ingredients. - Oh! 1430 01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,140 Maybe there's an ingredient 1431 01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:09,350 inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is-- 1432 01:11:09,470 --> 01:11:11,770 Sugar? Cane sugar? 1433 01:11:11,890 --> 01:11:13,770 Gelatin. 1434 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:17,360 This is sounding very, uh, like, safe, 1435 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:20,820 non-swearing rap from the '80s. 1436 01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:22,610 - Yeah. - And I'm up there with a mic, 1437 01:11:22,740 --> 01:11:24,530 teaching people the alphabet. 1438 01:11:25,530 --> 01:11:27,910 ♪ You got your A, your B ♪ 1439 01:11:28,030 --> 01:11:29,540 ♪ Your C ♪ 1440 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:32,830 ♪ Your D, E, F ♪ 1441 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,500 ♪ And don't forget G ♪ 1442 01:11:35,630 --> 01:11:37,960 And that's a huge, fat Black guy. 1443 01:11:38,090 --> 01:11:40,130 Bill Cosby's walking around. 1444 01:11:40,260 --> 01:11:43,220 ♪ If you wanna learn the alphabet ♪ 1445 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,970 ♪ Here's what you get ♪ 1446 01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:48,140 ♪ You get A, B, C ♪ 1447 01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:50,140 Okay, and-- and the secret message 1448 01:11:50,270 --> 01:11:51,850 of so many of those things was-- 1449 01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:53,940 Okay, so, what are-- What's-- what's in the Orbitz? 1450 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:57,230 Uh... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 1451 01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:59,320 and it's not a normal ingredient. 1452 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,230 The-- The bottle is smashed. 1453 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,780 There's a list of ingredients on it. 1454 01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,860 - Oh, yes, smashed the bottle. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1455 01:12:04,990 --> 01:12:06,780 I'm trying to picture. Like, I remember I was here, 1456 01:12:06,910 --> 01:12:09,450 and I had the bottle, I picked it up, 1457 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,240 I looked at the back... 1458 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:13,410 I'm seeing right now, you know what the slogan of this is? 1459 01:12:13,540 --> 01:12:14,500 What? 1460 01:12:14,620 --> 01:12:16,370 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1461 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:20,250 It's a pile of in every bottle. 1462 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:21,880 Those drinks suck! 1463 01:12:22,010 --> 01:12:24,300 "A bolt of lightning in" -- No, what does it say? 1464 01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:26,590 - A what? What? - That's just the tagline that it says on it. 1465 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,930 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1466 01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:29,510 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle. A bolt..." 1467 01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,390 No, no, that's just-- that's just like, marketing, though. 1468 01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:33,430 - Yeah, but what if it's not? - But it can't be 1469 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,850 in a liquid bottle. 1470 01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:38,770 How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 1471 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:41,610 Then I pour a juice on it, and it works! 1472 01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:42,900 We at least try it! 1473 01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:44,820 We just need to find a way to get lightning 1474 01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:47,030 to strike the time machine. 1475 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,160 If only we knew when lightning was gonna hit the... 1476 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:51,330 You know what time it is? 1477 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:52,290 It's, uh, 9:03. 1478 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:55,870 I know when lightning's gonna hit the CN Tower! 1479 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,500 Oh, right! 1480 01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,710 What do you mean, "Oh, right?" What are you talking about, 1481 01:12:59,830 --> 01:13:01,460 "Oh, right?" How would you know? 1482 01:13:01,590 --> 01:13:03,800 That was a different version of you. 1483 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:05,170 This hadn't even happened yet. 1484 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,380 I mean, oh, great. 1485 01:13:06,510 --> 01:13:07,760 Did you say, "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 1486 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,390 - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 1487 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:10,640 "Great Scott!"? Is that what you said? 1488 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,510 - Yes. - Great Scott! 1489 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,060 This is really all coming together. 1490 01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:15,350 - Right. - This is just like 1491 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:16,890 Back to the Future. This is insane. 1492 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:19,190 There would be all the... 1493 01:13:19,310 --> 01:13:21,360 No, no. You can't do that. That's very copywritten. 1494 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,360 Well, if you could just go... 1495 01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:33,160 This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 1496 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,040 Like, if you're watching this in theaters, 1497 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,790 thank your lucky stars because 1498 01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:39,040 this is gonna be the only screening of this ever. 1499 01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:41,330 10,000 gigawatts! 1500 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,340 Dr. Emmett Brown! 1501 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:45,670 Come on! 1502 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,850 Look, there's Spider-Man. 1503 01:14:03,650 --> 01:14:06,360 Whoa, this is tripping me out. 1504 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,900 Okay, so, I gotta-- I'm gonna run around there. 1505 01:14:10,030 --> 01:14:13,200 You wait, and I'll chuck the rope down. 1506 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,740 Holy shit, this is crazy. 1507 01:14:15,870 --> 01:14:17,000 I remember you. 1508 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:20,670 Oh, right, we never met before. 1509 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:23,330 - No. - Yeah, okay, sorry. 1510 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:25,090 Yeah, right, right, right, never mind. 1511 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,260 Okay, okay. I'll see you soon. 1512 01:14:33,510 --> 01:14:34,550 How you doing? 1513 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,060 Dude, are you Jay McCarrol? 1514 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:43,190 Hi, no. Sorry. I don't-- 1515 01:14:43,310 --> 01:14:45,060 I'm not actually him. I just look like him. 1516 01:14:45,190 --> 01:14:45,980 Oh, okay. 1517 01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:52,610 Jared, are you fucking dying? 1518 01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:56,450 Yeah. 1519 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:58,870 Are you there? 1520 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,620 Yep. I'm still climbing, Bird. 1521 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:02,750 You're still climbing? 1522 01:15:02,870 --> 01:15:03,880 Yes. 1523 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,130 Still? 1524 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:22,230 Oh, my God. 1525 01:15:28,530 --> 01:15:29,610 Holy fuck! 1526 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:37,410 Jay, we made it to the top! 1527 01:15:37,530 --> 01:15:39,370 You've got to clear the way. Otherwise, 1528 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:41,870 the rope is going to demolish whoever it hits. 1529 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,210 How you doing? 1530 01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:45,040 - Good and you? - Good. 1531 01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:46,460 Trying to get in touch with somebody? 1532 01:15:46,580 --> 01:15:49,090 Uh, yeah, my friend is just up there. 1533 01:15:49,210 --> 01:15:50,510 Part of the crew up there? 1534 01:15:50,630 --> 01:15:52,380 With the... the chefs? 1535 01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:53,970 - Yes. - Okay... 1536 01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:56,760 Come on. 1537 01:16:13,650 --> 01:16:16,570 Sorry. You guys might just want to move out of the way. 1538 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,450 Yeah, drop it whenever! 1539 01:16:22,950 --> 01:16:24,040 Whoa. 1540 01:16:31,550 --> 01:16:33,210 Whew. Huh. 1541 01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:36,840 Okay, I got it! 1542 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:41,930 Where's the knot? 1543 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:44,770 Got it. 1544 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,650 Okay, Matt. 1545 01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,690 It's all hooked up! You can pull it up now! 1546 01:16:57,110 --> 01:16:59,320 All right, there she goes! 1547 01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:04,450 It's not exactly inconspicuous. 1548 01:17:27,850 --> 01:17:28,900 What's going on here? 1549 01:17:29,230 --> 01:17:31,940 Uh, it's-- it's just-- um... 1550 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,780 Well... this is actually kind of hard to explain. 1551 01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:39,610 Um... 1552 01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,950 You see, my friend's part of, uh, 1553 01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:43,240 a chef, uh, situation or something. 1554 01:17:59,430 --> 01:18:00,470 Okay. 1555 01:18:00,590 --> 01:18:01,930 Okay, we're coming down! 1556 01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:18,570 ♪ Old days ♪ 1557 01:18:19,740 --> 01:18:23,660 ♪ Good times I remember ♪ 1558 01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:26,660 ♪ Fun days ♪ 1559 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:30,790 ♪ Filled with simple pleasure ♪ 1560 01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:34,840 ♪ Drive-in movies ♪ 1561 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:40,090 ♪ Comic books and blue jeans ♪ 1562 01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:42,390 ♪ Howdy Doody ♪ 1563 01:18:44,050 --> 01:18:46,930 ♪ Baseball cards and birthdays ♪ 1564 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,600 ♪ Take me back ♪ 1565 01:18:50,310 --> 01:18:52,520 ♪ To the world gone away ♪ 1566 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:56,900 ♪ Memories ♪ 1567 01:18:58,030 --> 01:18:59,900 ♪ Seem like yesterday ♪ 1568 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:18,210 Here. 1569 01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:19,710 Well, I don't know-- I don't... 1570 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:20,970 Just get it open! 1571 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,680 Uh... 1572 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:28,350 Oh, yes! Okay. 1573 01:19:28,470 --> 01:19:32,230 - It's like flying a kite. - So, plug that in. 1574 01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:34,020 Do we have to, like, hot-wire this or something? 1575 01:19:34,150 --> 01:19:35,730 No, no, you just plug it in, like that. 1576 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:37,690 Just plug it into the thing. 1577 01:19:37,820 --> 01:19:39,570 Jam it in. 1578 01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:43,740 Come on. 1579 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:45,200 Yes! 1580 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,580 Yeah! 1581 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,370 Ooh, careful. 1582 01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:51,200 - Sort of close this. - We just... 1583 01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:58,420 - Yeah, that's good. Right? - Yeah. 1584 01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:00,050 Excuse me. Are you gonna be here for a while? 1585 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:01,420 Sorry? 1586 01:20:01,550 --> 01:20:03,090 Would you do me a favour and make sure nobody 1587 01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:04,930 comes up to this while we're gone and unplugs it 1588 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,220 or anything like that? 1589 01:20:06,550 --> 01:20:08,050 For like... How many? 1590 01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:09,510 Like, uh... 1591 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,020 Lightning hits at 9:03. Like, maybe 30 minutes. 1592 01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:13,520 - Okay. Thank you. 1593 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,810 - Yeah. - Thank you. Okay. 1594 01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:16,400 - Okay, let's go. - Great. Okay. 1595 01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,500 Thirteen minutes. 1596 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:36,370 How does this thing work? Like, how do you set it? 1597 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,330 You type in the date. You want to see how it works? 1598 01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,920 - Yeah, show me. - You type in-- Watch. Okay. 1599 01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:42,880 So, look. Month, day, year, time. 1600 01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:44,380 So, the month is, yeah, 1601 01:20:44,510 --> 01:20:46,130 we'll say... September. 1602 01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:47,800 So, nine, and the day. 1603 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:49,640 Ah, let's say September 26th. Why not? 1604 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,100 And then randomly 2008. 1605 01:20:52,220 --> 01:20:53,810 And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 1606 01:20:53,930 --> 01:20:56,310 just so that I've got lots of time. 1607 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,600 There. See? 2008. It's gonna be like the end 1608 01:20:58,730 --> 01:21:00,520 of Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 1609 01:21:00,650 --> 01:21:02,400 Oh! 1610 01:21:02,530 --> 01:21:04,490 8:50, okay, it's go time! 1611 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,700 Okay! 1612 01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:24,050 Okay. 1613 01:21:25,670 --> 01:21:27,510 How you guys doing? 1614 01:21:27,630 --> 01:21:30,300 It's, uh-- it's to catch the streetcar electricity. 1615 01:21:31,890 --> 01:21:33,010 You're allowed to do that? 1616 01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:34,720 Well, it's a one-time-only thing. 1617 01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:37,770 Oh, God! 1618 01:22:02,340 --> 01:22:03,630 You guys know what I'm doing, right? 1619 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:07,920 What the hell? 1620 01:22:08,050 --> 01:22:11,090 I'm like Teen Wolf a little bit, right? 1621 01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:13,140 Matt! 1622 01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:15,310 We got a problem. 1623 01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:16,470 What? 1624 01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:20,520 What-- What is it? 1625 01:22:20,650 --> 01:22:24,070 Look! It got disconnected from the top of the tower! 1626 01:22:25,860 --> 01:22:27,400 Oh, Matt, you didn't hook it up right! 1627 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:31,700 Uh-- uh-- 1628 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:33,410 Okay, I'll be right back. 1629 01:22:33,530 --> 01:22:35,280 I think-- Hey, where you going? 1630 01:22:35,410 --> 01:22:36,950 Matt, where you going? 1631 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,200 Matt! 1632 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,790 Matt! Matt! 1633 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,630 Uh,. 1634 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,850 Yo, you're on TV, bro! 1635 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:55,720 What? 1636 01:22:55,850 --> 01:22:57,180 - Yo, for real! - No. 1637 01:22:57,310 --> 01:22:59,770 - You're on fucking TV! - No, no, no, no, it's good. 1638 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,480 Tonight, we dive into the story that has captivated 1639 01:23:06,610 --> 01:23:09,900 the city of Toronto over the last 24 hours. 1640 01:23:10,030 --> 01:23:11,900 A shooting occurred in the tour bus 1641 01:23:12,030 --> 01:23:13,240 parked outside of the home 1642 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:16,160 of Canadian rock star Jay McCarrol. 1643 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:18,120 In the first major update of this case, 1644 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,660 police are now reporting the shooter 1645 01:23:19,790 --> 01:23:21,660 is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 1646 01:23:21,790 --> 01:23:23,420 That's right, Marci. He was last spotted 1647 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:26,130 leaving the area just outside of his mansion. 1648 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:27,800 His current whereabouts are unknown, 1649 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,420 but police believe he may still be in the city. 1650 01:23:30,550 --> 01:23:32,300 Police are urging the public to report 1651 01:23:32,430 --> 01:23:34,430 any sightings of the rock star 1652 01:23:34,550 --> 01:23:37,640 while also cautioning them to keep their distance, 1653 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:40,470 as he considered to be armed and dangerous. 1654 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:42,440 The motive of the shooting is still unclear, 1655 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,850 but witnesses report strange behaviour from Jay 1656 01:23:44,980 --> 01:23:47,820 starting when he entered his tour bus that day. 1657 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,530 Oh. 1658 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:55,820 We have breaking news out of downtown Toronto. 1659 01:23:55,950 --> 01:23:58,990 A man has been spotted on the tip of the CN Tower. 1660 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,950 CP24's news chopper is on the scene 1661 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,960 with a live look at the action. 1662 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:05,170 Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 1663 01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:06,460 What exactly is this man doing? 1664 01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:07,380 Read that! 1665 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,500 Man on CN Tower. 1666 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:11,420 ...exactly what this man... 1667 01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:24,100 Oh! Okay. 1668 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:26,810 I got it! 1669 01:24:26,940 --> 01:24:29,150 It looks like an extension cord 1670 01:24:29,270 --> 01:24:32,320 stretching all the way from the top of the tower 1671 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:33,820 down to street level. 1672 01:24:42,290 --> 01:24:43,160 Yo, what!? 1673 01:24:43,830 --> 01:24:45,250 Yo, what is gwanin? 1674 01:24:46,670 --> 01:24:48,920 Yo! What is gwanin? 1675 01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:52,170 What the fuck is gwanin? 1676 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:57,510 Okay! 1677 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,820 Matt, you did it! 1678 01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:14,820 It's all green! 1679 01:25:14,940 --> 01:25:16,740 Okay, good, I'm coming down! 1680 01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:21,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do? 1681 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:22,910 I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 1682 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,700 No, it's red now! It's red on the street. 1683 01:25:25,830 --> 01:25:26,750 On the street? 1684 01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:34,460 You moron, you ripped the cable out! 1685 01:25:35,710 --> 01:25:36,880 Oh, no! 1686 01:25:39,550 --> 01:25:40,760 Oh... 1687 01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:45,600 Matt, we are! 1688 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:46,770 I'm sorry! 1689 01:25:46,890 --> 01:25:48,440 Jay, I'm sorry! 1690 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:50,270 I have something figured out. 1691 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:53,400 That I fell for another one of your stupid plans! 1692 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,740 No! 1693 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:04,370 Oh, Matt! 1694 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,500 Oh, God! 1695 01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:13,290 Oh! Yeah! 1696 01:26:16,420 --> 01:26:18,170 Oh, my God! 1697 01:26:19,930 --> 01:26:20,970 Yeah! 1698 01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:24,180 Yeah! 1699 01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:00,720 Next stop King Street West. 1700 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:12,060 Holy shit. 1701 01:27:17,820 --> 01:27:19,280 Excuse me! Sorry! 1702 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:25,240 Okay. 1703 01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:37,750 Oh,. 1704 01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,510 Oh,! 1705 01:27:53,980 --> 01:27:55,560 Oh... 1706 01:27:59,780 --> 01:28:01,360 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1707 01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:08,370 Oh! What the fuck? 1708 01:28:17,710 --> 01:28:18,920 Oh, my God! 1709 01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:21,800 How do I do this? 1710 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,940 Oh! 1711 01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:37,350 Matt, what's going on, buddy? 1712 01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:46,410 You wanna-- Do you wanna help me? 1713 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:47,660 Sorry? 1714 01:28:47,780 --> 01:28:49,280 - Oh, you not from Toronto? - No. 1715 01:28:49,410 --> 01:28:50,370 Where you guys from? 1716 01:28:50,530 --> 01:28:52,160 - French! - From France or from Quebec? 1717 01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,700 Yeaaah. France! 1718 01:28:53,830 --> 01:28:55,330 - Oh, from France? Welcome to Toronto. - Yes. 1719 01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:58,420 How you doing? That's the CN Tower up there. 1720 01:28:58,540 --> 01:28:59,710 Yeah. 1721 01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:01,300 So, I'm trying to get my cable plugged in here, 1722 01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:02,670 but I can't, uh... Do you wanna hold 1723 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,010 my walkie-talkie for me for a second? 1724 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:05,420 Yeaaah of course! 1725 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,430 Come on! You motherfucker. 1726 01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:09,010 Matt, what's going on with that cable? 1727 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:11,220 Jesus... Can you press the return key? 1728 01:29:11,350 --> 01:29:12,640 - Where? - Like this, just press this. 1729 01:29:12,770 --> 01:29:13,890 Okay. 1730 01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:17,190 Bird, we have a problem, but I'm gonna fix it. 1731 01:29:18,310 --> 01:29:20,020 This is funny to you? 1732 01:29:20,150 --> 01:29:22,020 'Cause, like, my whole life is riding on this. 1733 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,500 Pull over! 1734 01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:35,830 Oh,! 1735 01:29:35,950 --> 01:29:37,460 - Pull over now! - No! 1736 01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:39,330 Pull over your vehicle-- 1737 01:29:39,460 --> 01:29:40,250 No! 1738 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,480 - Hypothetically... - Right. 1739 01:30:05,610 --> 01:30:08,820 If I wanted to go back... 1740 01:30:08,950 --> 01:30:10,360 two days...? 1741 01:30:10,490 --> 01:30:11,700 Two days ago? Why would you go-- 1742 01:30:11,820 --> 01:30:13,530 What do you mean? Why would you go back? 1743 01:30:13,660 --> 01:30:15,950 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1744 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:18,710 Or maybe I... 1745 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,620 killed someone. 1746 01:30:25,380 --> 01:30:26,760 Hey, Matt. 1747 01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:28,420 Uh, everything's going good back here. 1748 01:30:28,550 --> 01:30:30,930 You haven't missed much. 1749 01:30:31,050 --> 01:30:32,590 I'm still at the spot, just waiting for you. 1750 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:35,810 Uh, just wondering 1751 01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:39,440 the ETA on that cable connection. 1752 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,270 Uh, just plug it in, and then you come back here, 1753 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,400 and I'll be waiting here for you. 1754 01:30:45,110 --> 01:30:46,230 But here's the thing - 1755 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:47,440 you'll get electrocuted. 1756 01:30:47,570 --> 01:30:49,360 Oh, it would be like in a movie, 1757 01:30:49,490 --> 01:30:51,780 like, where the electricity goes right through my body. 1758 01:30:51,910 --> 01:30:54,070 - Yeah. - And I turn into a skeleton. 1759 01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:16,220 Oh! Oh, yeah! 1760 01:31:16,350 --> 01:31:17,890 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1761 01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:15,760 Jay! 1762 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:17,470 I figured it out! 1763 01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,260 Okay, so... 1764 01:33:22,390 --> 01:33:24,310 This plan is called 1765 01:33:24,430 --> 01:33:28,060 the Seventh Inning... 1766 01:33:28,190 --> 01:33:29,980 ... Skydive. 1767 01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:35,240 So, step one: we skydive... 1768 01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:39,070 into the... SkyDome. 1769 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,120 We, during a game, 1770 01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:44,410 go up the CN Tower... 1771 01:33:46,710 --> 01:33:48,210 Matt? 1772 01:33:50,830 --> 01:33:53,840 You know, maybe we should go early, 1773 01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,170 just in case the weather gets bad and they shut the dome? 1774 01:33:58,470 --> 01:33:59,890 The wea... Oh. Yeah. 1775 01:34:00,010 --> 01:34:01,510 Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 1776 01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:04,060 Yeah, we don't wanna get caught on the roof of the... 1777 01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:06,100 Yeah, okay, sure, so, we'll go early. 1778 01:34:06,220 --> 01:34:07,850 Uh, right, go early. 1779 01:34:09,230 --> 01:34:13,610 Okay. So, here's the plan. 1780 01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:18,240 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 1781 01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,160 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 1782 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,070 ♪ It's feeling alone ♪ 1783 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,950 ♪ It's the weight of your load ♪ 1784 01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:25,620 ♪ It's a sliver of glass ♪ 1785 01:34:25,740 --> 01:34:28,500 ♪ It's life, it's the sun, it's night ♪ 1786 01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:31,170 ♪ It's death, it's a knife, it's a gun ♪ 1787 01:34:31,290 --> 01:34:33,500 ♪ A flower that blooms ♪ 1788 01:34:33,630 --> 01:34:35,250 ♪ A fox in the brush ♪ 1789 01:34:35,380 --> 01:34:37,300 ♪ A knot in the wood ♪ 1790 01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:39,130 ♪ The song of a thrush ♪ 1791 01:34:39,260 --> 01:34:41,010 ♪ The mystery of life ♪ 1792 01:34:41,130 --> 01:34:42,800 ♪ The steps in the hall ♪ 1793 01:34:42,930 --> 01:34:44,470 ♪ The sound of the wind ♪ 1794 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:46,520 ♪ And the waterfall ♪ 1795 01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,430 ♪ It's the moon floating free ♪ 1796 01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:50,190 ♪ It's the curve of the slope ♪ 1797 01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:52,150 ♪ It's an ant, it's a bee ♪ 1798 01:34:52,270 --> 01:34:53,980 ♪ It's a reason for hope ♪ 1799 01:34:54,110 --> 01:34:55,820 ♪ And the riverbank sings ♪ 1800 01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:57,690 ♪ Of the waters of March ♪ 1801 01:34:57,820 --> 01:34:59,530 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 1802 01:34:59,650 --> 01:35:02,160 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 1803 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:33,310 ♪ A spear, a spike ♪ 1804 01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:35,110 ♪ A stake, a nail ♪ 1805 01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:37,020 ♪ It's a drip, it's a drop ♪ 1806 01:35:37,150 --> 01:35:39,110 ♪ It's the end of the tale ♪ 1807 01:35:39,230 --> 01:35:42,820 ♪ The dew on the leaf in the morning light ♪ 1808 01:35:42,950 --> 01:35:46,320 ♪ The shot of a gun in the dead of the night ♪ 1809 01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:48,120 ♪ A mile, a must ♪ 1810 01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:50,080 ♪ A thrust, a bump ♪ 1811 01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,910 ♪ It's the will to survive ♪ 1812 01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:53,790 ♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump ♪ 1813 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,750 ♪ A blueprint of a house ♪ 1814 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:57,420 ♪ A body in bed ♪ 1815 01:35:57,540 --> 01:35:59,090 ♪ A car stuck in the mud ♪ 1816 01:35:59,210 --> 01:36:01,090 ♪ It's the mud, it's the mud ♪ 1817 01:36:01,210 --> 01:36:02,880 ♪ A fish, a flash ♪ 1818 01:36:03,010 --> 01:36:04,760 ♪ A wish, a wing ♪ 1819 01:36:04,890 --> 01:36:06,550 ♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove ♪ 1820 01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:08,390 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 1821 01:36:08,510 --> 01:36:12,230 ♪ And the riverbank sings of the waters of March ♪ 1822 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:14,020 ♪ It's the end of despair ♪ 1823 01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:16,480 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 1824 01:37:09,070 --> 01:37:10,990 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 1825 01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:12,950 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 1826 01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:14,540 ♪ The stump of a tree ♪ 1827 01:37:14,660 --> 01:37:16,540 ♪ It's a frog, it's a toad ♪ 1828 01:37:16,670 --> 01:37:18,210 ♪ A sigh of breath ♪ 1829 01:37:18,330 --> 01:37:20,040 ♪ A walk, a run ♪ 1830 01:37:20,170 --> 01:37:21,840 ♪ A life, a death ♪ 1831 01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,670 ♪ The rain, the sun ♪ 1832 01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:25,380 ♪ And the riverbank sings ♪ 1833 01:37:25,510 --> 01:37:27,300 ♪ Of the waters of March ♪ 1834 01:37:27,430 --> 01:37:28,890 ♪ It's the promise of life ♪ 1835 01:37:29,010 --> 01:37:30,640 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 129804