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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:13,411 WE INTERRUPT REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO PRESENT... 2 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,847 THE IN LIVING COLOR SUPER HALFTIME PARTY... 3 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,916 LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD. 4 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:20,919 BROUGHT TO YOU BY BITE-SIZE DORITOS BRAND TORTILLA CHIPS. 5 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,155 HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP? 6 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,958 WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME. 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,627 WELCOME TO THE IN LIVING COLOR HALFTIME COUNTDOWN PARTY. 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,765 WE'RE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM FOX STUDIOS IN HOLLYWOOD. 9 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,000 HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING. 10 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:37,253 YOU ARE THINKING, "HEY, ARE THESE BOZOS GONNA 11 00:00:37,277 --> 00:00:39,337 MAKE US MISS ANY PART OF THE SECOND HALF?" 12 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:43,275 THAT'S WHERE THIS COMES IN... OUR SUPER BOWL COUNTDOWN CLOCK. 13 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,065 IT'LL BE COMING IN LATER IN THE SHOW TO LET YOU 14 00:00:45,089 --> 00:00:46,723 KNOW WHEN TO SWITCH BACK TO THE SECOND HALF. 15 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,948 YOU WON'T MISS ANY OF THE SENSELESS BRUTALITY. 16 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:53,329 BUT CHECK THIS OUT. THE BAD BOYS OF COMEDY GOT A LOT OF ACTION FOR YOU RIGHT HERE... 17 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:57,789 FIRE MARSHALL BILL, MEN ON, AND COLOR ME BADD PERFORMING HERE LIVE. 18 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:04,062 AND ABOUT 2,000 CENSORS READY TO PULL THE PLUG AT ANY MOMENT. 19 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:07,310 SO IF YOU'RE READY, HEY, WE'RE READY. SO LET'S HANG OUT WITH THE HOMEBOYZ RIGHT NOW. 20 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,500 WHAT'S UP? GET OUT OF HERE! 21 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:19,044 WELCOME TO THE HOMEBOYZ SHOPPING NETWORK. 22 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:22,614 THAT'S RIGHT. FOR ALL YOU SUPER BOWL FANS, I'M WIZ, THIS IS THE ICE MAN. 23 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,616 CHILLIN'. 24 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,252 YO. WELCOME TO OUR SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SALE. 25 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:31,223 WE GOT SOME SUPER SLICK, SMASH IT WITH A BRICK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN... 26 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,424 SORRY, CENSORS, THAT'S MERELY A DISPLAY ITEM. 27 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,805 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. COMIN' TO YOU LIVE. Y'ALL IN THE HOUSE. 28 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:40,165 YO, CHECK IT OUT. FOR ALL YOU LITTLE COUCH POTATOES OUT THERE, SITTING THERE SAYING, 29 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,534 "YO, HOMEBOY, HOW CAN I GET CLOSER TO THE ACTION?" BIP. 30 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,371 BIP. BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. 31 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:51,677 YO. NOT ONLY WILL WE GET YOU ON THE FIELD, BUT WE CAN ACTUALLY GET YOU IN THE GAME. 32 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:54,179 THAT'S RIGHT. 33 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:58,049 THEY BROKE MY RIBS. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 34 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,486 ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. 35 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:04,623 YO, SHOW 'EM THE N'OTHER STUFF. SHOW THEM THE N'OTHER STUFF. 36 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:08,627 FOR ALL YOU COLLECTORS OUT THERE, WE'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE COLLECTING OF OUR OWN. 37 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:11,629 CHECK IT OUT... NFL PLAYER CARDS. 38 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,731 GOT ALL YOUR FAVORITES RIGHT HERE... 39 00:02:13,755 --> 00:02:16,267 MASTERCARD, VISA, THURMAN THOMAS' GOLD CARD. 40 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:20,138 YO, DIDN'T THURMAN THOMAS JUST SIGN, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE "MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR, 41 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:25,042 GET A HO AND A COUPLE OF YACHTS, AND BE LOVELY FOR LIFE" TYPE DEALS? 42 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,012 I THINK SO. 43 00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:29,125 YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'? I THINK SO. 44 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:33,652 SORRY, CUSTOMERS. THAT ONE WAS JUST A DISPLAY ITEM. BUT DON'T FRET NONE. 45 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:37,989 'CAUSE WE GOT SOME N'OTHER STUFF. WE LIKE TO CALL IT: 46 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,292 JEWELRY, JEWELRY, JEWELRY. 47 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,571 CHECK IT OUT... SUPER BOWL RINGS AND THINGS. I 48 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:44,830 KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING OUT THERE SAYING, 49 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,566 "HOMEBOYZ, THESE RINGS ARE A LITTLE BIG FOR ME." 50 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,279 THAT'S WHY WITH EVERY PURCHASE WE'RE GONNA GIVE 51 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,970 YOU, ABSOLUTELY FREE, THIS JAR OF NFL VITAMINS. 52 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:58,309 THAT'S RIGHT. WITHIN SIX MONTHS, YOU'LL BE WEARING THESE BAD BOYS LIKE PINKIE RINGS. 53 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,780 YO, WHAT ELSE WE GOT, HOMEY? 54 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,594 SHOW 'EM THE N'OTHER STUFF! SHOW 'EM THE N'OTHER STUFF! 55 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:08,386 FOR ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES OUT THERE, IF YOU ACT NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, 56 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:12,657 THESE AUTOGRAPHED NFL FOOTBALLS, AUTOGRAPHED BY MARK RYPIEN HIMSELF. 57 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:18,162 HOW YOU DO THAT, HOMEBOY? LET'S JUST SAY I DID A LITTLE QUARTERBACK SNEAK OF MY OWN. 58 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,232 SIGN THIS. PUT THAT ONE, "TO LAQUIDA." 59 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,602 THAT'S L-A... QUIDA. 60 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,871 YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 61 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:31,420 YO, JUST A TIP, Y'ALL. IN THE SECOND HALF, BET HEAVY ON THE 'SKINS. 62 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:32,989 EXACTLY. NOW, HOMEBOY. 63 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,513 WHAT? I SAID, "HOMEBOY." 64 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,248 WHAT? DON'T MAKE ME SAY "HOMEBOY" AGAIN. 65 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,485 SUPPOSE I WANT TO WATCH SUPER BOWL ACTION NEXT YEAR. 66 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,954 UH-HUH. AT HOME? AT HOME. 67 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,023 SAY NO MORE. 68 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:49,506 HOO! LET'S GO TO THE WIDE-SCREEN. OH, SNAP! 69 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:53,432 YO, YOU HOOK THIS BAD BOY UP IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, POP OUT SOME O.E., 70 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,535 THROW IN A COUPLE OF PORNO TAPES, YOU'LL BE THE TOAST OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 71 00:03:56,604 --> 00:04:01,973 THAT'S RIGHT. YO, PEE-WEE HERMAN MIGHT EVEN COME BY YOUR PAD. 72 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:05,622 NOW, YOU SET THEM CHAIRS OUT THERE AND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN VERSION OF PAY-PER-VIEW. 73 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:10,282 MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY! 74 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,619 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... 75 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,388 FOR THE GUY WHO BUYS THE MOST MERCHANDISE, YOU WILL BE OUR M.V.P. 76 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:21,392 MOST VALUABLE PERPETRATOR. THAT MEANS YOU GET TO DRIVE THIS BABY HOME. 77 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,563 YO, CHECK OUT THE CLASSIC LINES. YEAH. 78 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,232 CHECK OUT THE HEADLIGHTS. UH-HUH. 79 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:32,003 CHECK OUT THE TRUNK SPACE. YEAH, AND THE CAR COMES WITH IT TOO. 80 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:35,874 SECURITY ALERT, LEVEL FIVE. SECURITY ALERT, LEVEL FIVE. 81 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,276 UH-OH. I THINK THAT'S OUR TWO-MINUTE WARNING. 82 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:42,113 YO, HOMEBOY, NOW THAT WE'VE DISCOUNTED ALL THIS LOVELY MERCHANDISE, 83 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:45,817 WHAT WE GONNA DO NEXT? YO, WE GONNA GO BREAK INTO DISNEYLAND. 84 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,886 PEACE, Y'ALL. 85 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,162 STAY TUNED FOR FIRE MARSHALL BILL. 86 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,903 WHOO! 87 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,340 YEA! WELCOME BACK TO THE PARTY. 88 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,775 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. 89 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:14,279 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE'RE HOPING YOU HAVE A SAFE SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. 90 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:18,016 FIRE MARSHALL BILL HAS GOT SOME VERY IMPORTANT TIPS FOR EVERYONE, 91 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:22,754 SO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE WHAT YOU HEAR COULD JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE. 92 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,824 LET HIM SHOW YOU SOMETHING! 93 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,062 WELL, IT'S HALFTIME HERE AT THE SUPER BOWL, 94 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:34,532 AND... WHAT A SUPER BAND, HUH, BOB? 95 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:38,603 ANOTHER PITCHER OF FLAMING KAMIKAZES, STEVE-O! YOU GOT IT. 96 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:52,384 A DEADLY COMBINATION! 97 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,053 HOWDY FOLKS. I'M FIRE MARSHALL BILL, 98 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:59,657 HERE TO MAKE SURE YOUR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IS A S-S-SAFE ONE. 99 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,996 UH-OH. I SEE SOMEONE SERVIN' UP SOME DANGER. 100 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:10,568 HEY! JUST WHAT GIVES HERE, BLOODY MARY? 101 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,871 MY NAME IS MINDY, AND I'M BUSY. 102 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,252 SERVING DRINKS TO THESE YAHOOS DURING HALFTIME CAN BE LUCRATIVE. 103 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,411 BUT IT CAN ALSO PUT YOU OUT FOR THE SEASON. 104 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,425 WHAT IF SOME PRACTICAL JOKER SWITCHES YOUR COCKTAIL TRAY... 105 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,049 WITH THIS HERE REGULATION DARTBOARD? 106 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,386 EVERYONE'S A LITTLE TIPSY. YOU GO TO COLLECT ON THE TAB. 107 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:31,623 ♪ AH LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 108 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:35,827 HEY, GUYS, HOW ABOUT THROWING ME A FEW TIPS? 109 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,734 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? SOMEONE GOT A BULL'S-EYE. 110 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,506 HOLD IT JUST A FIRECRACKIN' MINUTE. 111 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:52,277 - IS THAT A KARAOKE MACHINE YOU'VE GOT THERE? - YEAH. 112 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,947 WELL, IT'S AWFUL CLOSE TO YOUR BIG-SCREEN TV. 113 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:59,050 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING! 114 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,689 LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE SINGING AN INSPIRATIONAL FOOTBALL SONG. 115 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,659 ♪ ROCK 'EM, SOCK 'EM, KICK 'EM TILL YOU LICK 'EM ♪ 116 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:12,230 ♪ GO T-T-T-T-T-TEAM ♪♪ 117 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:15,177 THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES GETS FOOTBALL FEVER... 118 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:18,537 AND DECIDES TO GATORADE YOU LIKE SO. 119 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:32,550 OH, MAN! MY BIG-SCREEN'S RUINED! JOCKO, 86 THIS CREEP. 120 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:40,358 I WOULDN'T DO THAT, JOCKO. AAH! 121 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:45,230 WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ELECTROCUTED AS MANY TIMES AS I HAVE, WHO NEEDS A ZAPPER? 122 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,675 'SCUZE ME, FELLAS. HEY! 123 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,381 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO TEACH US? 124 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,884 SOME THINGS YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN FOR YOURSELF. 125 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,954 OKAY, SPORTS FANS, ONE MORE DEMONSTRATION... 126 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,957 AND MY JOB HERE IS DONE. 127 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:18,329 LET'S JUST SAY YOU GUYS DECIDE TO HAVE A LITTLE SUPER BOWL OF YOUR OWN. 128 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:23,434 WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THIS PLACE WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT TERRORIST BURIAL GROUND. 129 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,937 YOUR QUARTERBACK IS POSSESSED BY THE DEMON SPIRIT... 130 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,639 OF A MUNITIONS EXPERT FROM THE IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY. 131 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:32,844 ♪ OH, DANNY BOY ♪ COACH CALLS FOR A LONG BOMB. 132 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:37,115 HE TAKES HIM LITERALLY, THROWING THIS EXPLOSIVE DEVICE INTO THE END ZONE. 133 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:42,387 YOU SCORE THE T.D. YOU'RE HAVING AN EPIPHANY. YOU'RE GONNA CELEBRATE. 134 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:44,188 EVERYBODY RUN! 135 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,368 SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY. 136 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,506 THEY'RE NOT LISTENING STILL. 137 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,875 PERHAPS THEY... 138 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:08,179 ♪ NEVER WILL ♪ 139 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,850 HEY! THEY'RE TRYING TO LAND THE BLIMP! 140 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:15,720 YOU KNOW, THESE MOORING LINES CAN BE EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. 141 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:21,359 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING! 142 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:27,498 OH, THE HUMANITY. 143 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:35,840 NEXT UP, THE MILLION-DOLLAR GIVEAWAY AND MEN ON FOOTBALL. 144 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,582 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 145 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,862 THIS IS SUGAR RAY LEONARD HERE AT THE HALFTIME PARTY. 146 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,398 WE PULLED A COUPLE OF CELEBRITIES OUT OF THE CROWD SO THEY COULD TELL US... 147 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,422 JUST HOW THE PARTY WAS GOING. 148 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,177 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GOT PHIL FROM DREXELL'S 149 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,993 CLASS. DO YOU LIKE IT? IS THIS GOOD FOR YOU? 150 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,228 I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE, MAN. 151 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,675 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST THING THAT I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. 152 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:03,034 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE GUACAMOLE? ARE YOU ENJOYING THE NACHOS? 153 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,970 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE BEER? ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 154 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:09,174 ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS, MAN. IT'S THE BEST. THE BEST. 155 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,877 I HEARD THAT. NOW, WE GOT BLAIR UNDERWOOD HERE. 156 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,048 SUGAR RAY, SUGAR RAY. BLAIR, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE FESTIVITIES? 157 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,429 IS IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR YOU BEING HERE FOR SUPER BOWL? 158 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,970 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE NACHOS? ARE YOU 159 00:10:21,994 --> 00:10:23,921 ENJOYING THE GUACAMOLE? OH, I'M FEELING GOOD. 160 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,724 THE GUACAMOLE'S GOOD. THE REDSKINS ARE WINNING. I'M FEELING GOOD. 161 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,994 I HEAR THAT. NOW WE'RE GONNA GO ON OVER HERE. 162 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,996 IF YOU WATCH TOTALLY PAULY, THIS IS PAULY. PAULY'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 163 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:35,966 PAULY, ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? IS THERE ENOUGH "NUGS" IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU? 164 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:40,938 EXCUSE ME, SIR? IS THERE ENOUGH "NUGS" IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU, PAULY? 165 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:46,110 UH, YES, SIR, THERE'S PLENTY OF FLY GIRLS HERE, AND THEY'RE VERY MOIST-URE. 166 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,880 WHOA. NOW, DID YOU BRING CORKY WITH YOU? IS CORKY HERE? 167 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,261 YEAH, CORKY'S HERE TOO. FROM PARKER LEWIS. YEAH, THERE HE IS. 168 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,953 CAN YOU STEP ON UP HERE FOR A MINUTE? EVERYBODY GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 169 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,155 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE FESTIVITIES? AS YOU CAN SEE, 170 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,436 WE GOT GIRLS HERE, WE GOT GUYS HERE, EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. 171 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,605 PEOPLE ARE HAVING BEER, PEOPLE ARE HAVING GUACAMOLE AND NACHOS. 172 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:06,464 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE FESTIVITIES SO FAR? I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. YOU? 173 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:10,235 I'M HAVING A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD TIME. 174 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:19,009 EL 96... 175 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,646 PRESENTS MEN ON FOOTBALL. 176 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:27,618 HELLO! I'M BLAYNE EDWARDS. AND I'M ANTOINE MERRYWETHER. 177 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,888 AND WELCOME TO MEN ON FOOTBALL. 178 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:34,191 THE SHOW THAT LOOKS AT FOOTBALL FROM A MALE POINT OF VIEW. 179 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,527 THAT'S RIGHT. TONIGHT WE'RE LIVE AND UNCENSORED. 180 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:40,164 THAT'S RIGHT, NAKED TO THE WORLD. PEEKABOO! 181 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,533 PLEASE, STOP. 182 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,702 DO YOU KNOW WE HAVE A NEW SPONSOR? 183 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,672 WILSON SPORTING GOODS... 184 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,242 THE OFFICIAL BALLS OF THE NFL. 185 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,178 I AIN'T SAID A WORD. 186 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,826 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE VERY SURPRISED TO HEAR... 187 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,483 THAT WE WAS DOING A SPECIAL FOOTBALL SHOW. 188 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,730 BUT WE'VE BEEN FANS OF FOOTBALL FOR MANY YEARS. 189 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:07,224 I MEAN, WHAT OTHER GAME BOASTS SUCH GREAT NAMES LIKE DICK BUTKUS? 190 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,827 OR MY FAVORITE, BOB GRIESE. 191 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,732 NOW, ISN'T HE A TIGHT END? HE WAS. 192 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,181 STILL, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT THIS 193 00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:24,508 GAME THAT COULD BE BETTER, LIKE THE UNIFORMS. 194 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,510 HATED 'EM. 195 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,758 FOR INSTANCE, YOU KNOW, I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN I FOUND OUT... 196 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,995 THAT THOSE NUMBERS ON THE BACK, THEY WERE JUST FOR IDENTIFICATION. 197 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:36,420 OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THE SMALLEST ONE I SAW WAS 11. 198 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,623 AND THEN I SAW ONE THAT SAID 78. CHILD, I ALMOST FAINTED. 199 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,262 YOU NEED TO STOP. 200 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:48,199 AND YOU KNOW, I FOUND THAT THOSE PADDED SHOULDERS WERE JUST TOO JOAN CRAWFORD. 201 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:53,237 MM-HMM. AND SPEAKING OF OLD FISH... MM-HMM. 202 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,772 WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHEERLEADERS? 203 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,774 HATED 'EM. 204 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:01,045 I MEAN, WHAT GOOD ARE THEY? EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THESE ARE MENS... 205 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:06,117 WHO JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHERS FOR THEY "STRUNGTH" AND INSPIRATION TO DO THEY BEST, 206 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,553 NOT SOME SCALLOP ON THE SIDELINES. 207 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,855 FUFF! 208 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,136 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY BRING 'EM IN. MM-HMM. 209 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,856 AND WHAT ABOUT THIS MATCHUP TODAY, THE 210 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,962 BUFFALO BILLS AGAINST THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS? 211 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,565 OH, YES! IT'S LIKE PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS. 212 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,505 WELL, TIE ME UP AND SCALP ME, BUT I'D BE A LOT MORE ENTERTAINED... 213 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:31,509 IF THEY WERE PLAYING WITH THE OILERS AND PACKERS. 214 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,618 THAT'S A THOUGHT. 215 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:38,482 NOW, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLAY OF THE GAME, 'TOINE? WELL, TO BE TRUTHFUL, 216 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,252 MM-HMM? FOR ME NOTHING BEATS... 217 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,021 THAT "RESQUISITE" MOMENT OF TENSION... 218 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,257 RIGHT BEFORE THE PLAY BEGIN, 219 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:51,329 AS THE MUSCULAR, SWEATY FOOTBALL MENS GET DOWN ON THAT LINE OF SCRIMMAGE. 220 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:55,733 THERE THEY IS, EYEBALL TO EYEBALL. 221 00:13:55,802 --> 00:14:00,104 THEY BREATHS IS COMIN' OUT LIKE STEAM FROM A BIG BULL'S NOSTRILS. 222 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,441 I JUST GOT THREE WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT... DE-LI-CIOUS. 223 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,510 I'M THROUGH. 224 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,849 UH-OH, I THINK I JUST SPRUNG A LEAK. 225 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:17,154 AND SPEAKING OF FOOTBALL, LET'S BRING BACK THAT JOE NAMATH. MM-HMM. 226 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,992 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME WHEN HE PUT ON THOSE PANTY HOSE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. 227 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,839 IT MUST HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH COURAGE FOR HIM TO COME OUT AND SAY, "THIS IS ME. 228 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,196 THIS IS WHO I AM. CALL ME BROADWAY JOE, 229 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:29,000 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I DO IT... THE 'BROAD' WAY." 230 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,046 TIME OUT. 231 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:35,906 NOW, YOU GOT TO REVERSE THAT CALL. JOE NAMATH IS MARRIED. HELLO! 232 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,376 NOW, I'M VERY CONFUSED ABOUT THIS PART OF THE GAME. 233 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:43,748 NOW, BLAYNE, WE ALL KNOW WHAT A RED FLAG IN THE RIGHT POCKET MEANS. 234 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:47,084 MM-HMM. BUT WHAT DOES A YELLOW FLAG IN THE LEFT POCKET MEAN? 235 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:51,121 OH, I THINK THOSE ARE THE WIDE RECEIVERS. MM-HMM. 236 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,659 BUT THERE'S SO MUCH ABOUT THIS GAME THAT'S SO CONFUSING. MM-HMM. 237 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,162 FOR INSTANCE, WHY DO THEY STOP A PLAY WHEN THERE'S TOO MANY MENS ON THE FIELD? 238 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,866 TO ME, THAT'S PARTY TIME. BECAUSE, BLAYNE, 239 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,935 TOO MANY MENS, THAT'S AN ILLEGAL FORMATION. 240 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,138 WELL, IF LOVE IS WRONG, THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT. 241 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,087 OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOTBALL. 242 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,713 AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT LOTION. SO ANYWAYS... 243 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:19,383 OH, YOU ABOUT TO SERIOUSLY WORK MY LAST GOOD NERVE, AIN'T YOU? 244 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,552 DON'T GET MAD, 'TOINE. 245 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,822 IS THAT ALL YOU? 246 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,959 YOU CAN SHOW ME HOW TO PLAY. TEACH ME. GO AHEAD. 247 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:33,764 OKAY. YOU HAVE A BALL? I THINK I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE. 248 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,833 COME ON. 249 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,474 NOW... I THINK I PLAYED THIS ONE BEFORE. 250 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:50,081 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY "HIKE" AND TAKE THE LITTLE, BLUE BALL AND START RUNNING. 251 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,652 BUT ISN'T THAT GONNA HURT YOU? 252 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,689 TAKE THE BALL, SILLY. GO AHEAD. SAY, "HIKE." 253 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,798 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE'S ALL THE MENS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO CHASE ME? 254 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,301 I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME. 255 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,704 WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR THIS WEEK. BUT BEFORE WE GO, 256 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,500 WE'D LIKE TO SALUTE ALL THE MENS PLAYING THE 257 00:16:16,524 --> 00:16:19,276 SUPER BOWL WITH OUR SPECIAL SUPER BOWL SNAP. 258 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:23,481 TWO SNAPS AND YOUR BACKFIELD IN MOTION. 259 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,118 GOOD-BYE! GOOD NIGHT. 260 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,421 ♪ IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH ♪ 261 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:34,892 ♪ IT'S RAINING MEN AMEN ♪♪ 262 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,130 STAY TUNED FOR COLOR ME BADD. 263 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,101 OKAY, THANK YOU, ROGER. HALFTIME IS ALMOST OVER, 264 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,381 BUT WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET SOME LAST-MINUTE INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE COACH. 265 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,339 WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET A WORD FROM HIM RIGHT NOW. HERE HE COMES NOW. 266 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,187 COACH, CAN WE GET A WORD FROM YOU REAL QUICK? YEAH, YOU SURE CAN. 267 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,498 NOW, WHAT DID YOU TELL YOUR PLAYERS BEFORE 268 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:54,957 THEY LEFT THE LOCKER ROOM FOR THE SECOND HALF? 269 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,649 WELL, WHAT I TOLD THEM WAS JUST RELAX AND CONCENTRATE AND PLAY SOME BALL. 270 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,463 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU LEAVE THE CANDY AND THE GIRLS ALONE, 271 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,587 BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOUR LEGS WEAK, YOU KNOW. 272 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,857 WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET 'EM TO DO IS DON'T LET THEM DICTATE THE GAME. 273 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,399 AND I BELIEVE IF WE PLAY AS HARD AS WE CAN, 274 00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:11,862 THEN WE CAN PLAY UP TO OUR POTENTIAL, O.J. 275 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,765 WELL, LOOK, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE TEAM'S FIRST-HALF PERFORMANCE? 276 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:19,870 WELL, ANYTIME YOU HAVE A BIG GAME, I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME JITTERS. 277 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,984 I MEAN, IF WE COULD START STICKING SOME PEOPLE, PUTTIN' HANDS ON THE PEOPLE, 278 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,776 YOU KNOW, GIVE 'EM 110% EVERY SINGLE TIME, 279 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,512 THEN I BELIEVE THE SUPER BOWL IS OURS. 280 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,547 OKAY, WELL, LOOK HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR 281 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,650 GUYS ARE GONNA DO 'ROUND ABOUT THE SECOND HALF? 282 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,912 YOU GOT A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES TO GET GOING. 283 00:17:34,936 --> 00:17:37,054 BUFFALO'S GOT ITS RUNNING GAME GOING WELL. 284 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,135 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? THEY'RE REALLY PENETRATING, A LOT OF RUNNING. 285 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,893 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? 286 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,330 WELL, WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS PLAY SOME CONTROL-TYPE OFFENSE. 287 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,578 I MEAN, WE GOTTA KEEP THE BALL FROM THEM IN THE SECOND HALF. 288 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:53,070 I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 289 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:57,274 OPEN THAT UP. I MEAN, BECAUSE IF WE DON'T DO THAT... I KNOW IT'S HARD TO HEAR ME. 290 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,621 BUT WE'LL GET A FEW BREAKS, AND WE'LL BE FINE, YOU KNOW. 291 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,379 BUT AS YOU KNOW, THIS GAME IS A GAME OF UPS AND DOWNS. 292 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,749 SO WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE AND GET THE MOMENTUM GOIN' FOR US, YOU KNOW? 293 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,315 WELL, LOOK, BUFFALO GOT THEIR RUNNING GAME 294 00:18:07,339 --> 00:18:08,897 GOING EARLY. THEY'RE PENETRATING THE LINES. 295 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,256 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? ARE YOU GONNA PUT SOME LINEBACKERS IN? 296 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,086 WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN IN THE SECOND HALF? WHAT WE'RE GONNA TRY TO DO... 297 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,828 IS GET OUR PASSING GAME GOING. 298 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,698 AS YOU KNOW, THE WAR'S NOT OVER. THE BATTLE HAS TO KEEP BEING FOUGHT. 299 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,111 YOU CAN'T ALLOW THEM TO PLAY... I MEAN, THEY'RE 300 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,402 PLAYING WORSE THAN MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD PLAY. 301 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,306 SO THEY JUST GOTTA GO OUT THERE WITH OUR HEADS ON. 302 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,050 WELL, I THINK THAT'S THE SIGNAL FOR THE SECOND 303 00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,588 HALF. I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION TO ASK YOU. 304 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,823 ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU GONNA GO WITH YOUR AIR ATTACK? 305 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,014 WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU DO A LOT OF THAT IN THIS GAME. 306 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,517 WELL, WE'RE GONNA KEEP RUNNING AT 'EM WITH WHAT WE HAVE, 307 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,654 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA TRY TO KEEP, YOU KNOW, GET THE PASSING GAME WIDE OPEN FOR IT. 308 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,800 WELL, THANK YOU, COACH. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRAP THIS UP. ALL RIGHT, O.J. 309 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,943 ROGER, BACK TO YOU. WE'RE GONNA BE LOOKING 310 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,161 FORWARD TO A GREAT SECOND HALF OF FOOTBALL. 311 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:02,017 I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYBODY WHO WAS INVOLVED IN OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW: 312 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:06,777 MY CAST, OF COURSE, ALL THE WRITERS, 313 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,780 A GREAT TECH CREW, ALL OUR SPECIAL GUESTS. 314 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,616 WE HAD A GREAT TIME. I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU FOLKS FOR TUNING IN. 315 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,786 REMEMBER, WE'RE HERE EVERY SUNDAY, 8:00, RIGHT HERE ON FOX. 316 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,522 SO COME ON BACK AND CHECK US OUT. WE GOT A VERY... 317 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,169 KEENEN, KEENEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY... WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY, DAVID? 318 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,772 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU... AND THE PEOPLE IN THE THING... 319 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,033 AND I WANT TO... AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING BUFFALO! 320 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,770 OH, OH! YEAH! OH, OH, OH! 321 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,818 YO... IT'S KAREN'S BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN, 322 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,377 AND BILLY, AND AUNT LOUISE, AND CARMEN... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 323 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:44,348 HEY, HI, PATRICK IN WISCONSIN! 324 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,517 WHO'S PATRICK IN WISCONSIN? I HAVE NO FRIENDS. 325 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,820 YOU'RE DEAD, PATRICK! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER! 326 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:53,890 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. BEFORE WE GO, WE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST JOINING US THIS WEEK. 327 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,138 THEY'RE GOING NUMBER ONE ON THE POP CHARTS THIS WEEK... ANOTHER SONG, THE THIRD ONE. 328 00:19:57,162 --> 00:20:01,765 A VERY TALENTED GROUP WITH US HERE FOR YOU... COLOR ME BADD TAKING US HOME. 329 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,833 THANK Y'ALL. PEACE. 330 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,070 ♪♪ 331 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,347 ♪ KEEP ON PARTYIN' KEEP ON PARTYIN' ♪ 332 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,151 ♪ HEY, BEAUTIFUL LADY ♪ 333 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:24,355 ♪ I NEED YOU TONIGHT ♪ 334 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:29,393 ♪ LOVELY, LOVELY LADY ♪ 335 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:35,232 ♪ I WANNA MAKE YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT, YEAH ♪ 336 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,867 ♪♪ 337 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:42,339 ♪ YOU FEEL SO RIGHT ♪ 338 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,808 ♪ I WANNA LOVE YOU DOWN ♪ 339 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,178 ♪ YEAH ♪ 340 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:51,581 ♪ AND YOU ARE SO FINE ♪ 341 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,185 ♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ♪ 342 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,319 ♪ YEAH ♪ 343 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,423 ♪ I WANNA SEX YOU UP ♪ 344 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:03,093 ♪ YEAH, ALL NIGHT ♪ 345 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,962 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 346 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,499 ♪ I WANNA SEX YOU UP ♪ 347 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:13,169 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. ♪ AND I WON'T STOP, STOP ♪ 348 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:17,107 ♪ LET ME TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES ♪ 349 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:22,579 ♪ DISCONNECT THE PHONE SO NOBODY KNOWS, YEAH ♪ 350 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:27,184 ♪ LET ME LIGHT A CANDLE SO WE CAN MAKE IT BETTER ♪ 351 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:32,122 ♪ MAKE LOVE UNTIL WE DROWN ♪ 352 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,491 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 353 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,428 YOU FEEL SO RIGHT, BABY. 354 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:42,799 ♪ OH, ALL NIGHT, YEAH ♪ 355 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:48,305 ♪ NOW WOULD YOU BE MY WIFE ♪ 356 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,141 ♪ 'CAUSE ALL I WANNA DO IS ♪ 357 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,177 ♪ YEAH ♪ 358 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,713 ♪ I WANNA SEX YOU UP ♪ 359 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,816 ♪ YEAH, ALL NIGHT ♪ 360 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,352 ♪ I WANT ♪ 361 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:05,455 ♪ TO ♪ ♪ I WANNA SEX YOU UP ♪ 362 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,627 YO, K.T.! 363 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:12,596 ♪ COME ON, BABY WHERE YOU GOING 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I WANT IT ♪ 364 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,632 ♪ BECAUSE I WANT IT ♪ 365 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:19,736 THANKS FOR JOINING US FOR THE IN LIVING COLOR SUPER HALFTIME PARTY. 366 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,972 IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, WE'LL BE RETURNING YOU... 367 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,441 TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING ALREADY IN PROGRESS. 368 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,709 THAT MEANS MORE IN LIVING COLOR, 369 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:31,081 FOLLOWED BY A HILARIOUS MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN, EXCEPT ON THE WEST COAST. 370 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,149 CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS. 371 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:36,720 ♪ YEAH, FEELS SO RIGHT IT CAN'T BE WRONG ♪ 372 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,791 ♪ OH, DON'T BE SHY, GIRL COME TO ME ♪ 373 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,494 ♪ I WANNA SEX YOU UP ♪ ♪ GET WITH ME ♪ 374 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,897 ♪ OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND I'LL SET YOU FREE, YEAH ♪♪ 375 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,405 THANKS. THANK YOU. 31155

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