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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
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♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
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♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
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♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
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♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
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♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
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♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
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♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
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♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
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♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
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♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
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♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
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♪♪
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MAN, THIS MUST
BE THE "PLA-SACE"!
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ALL-NEW IN '92!
KA-KA-KAAA! NOW DIG.
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NOW, WAKE UP THE DEAD, 'CAUSE
FUNKY FINGER PRODUCTIONS...
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'BOUT TA "HI-YAAAAH!"
ALL UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.
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BUTT-NAKED AND BUCK WILD, MAN,
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COMIN' AT YOU ALL THE WAY LIVE
FROM A BIG-TIME HOLLYWOOD FUNERAL.
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ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
HERE TO VIEW THE BODY?
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BROTHER, DON'T HE LOOK
LIKE A WELL-DRESSED WALRUS?
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LOOK HERE, BROTHER.
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IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO
HOT CHOCOLATE OVER HERE,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK US TWICE.
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YEA! ♪ I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES ♪
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♪♪ ♪ WHERE YOU FROM ♪
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♪ YOU SEXY THING ♪♪
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EXCUSE ME, SISTER.
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
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I'M SAVING THIS SEAT
FOR LATOYA JACKSON.
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GIRL, YOU'D BETTER NOT GRIP UP
ON MY BUTT. I WILL FLAVOR FLAV YOU!
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HEY, HEY.
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YOU THINK THESE ARE LP's, BUT
THESE ARE CD's. DAMN STRAIGHT!
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NOW, LOOK HERE. IS LATOYA IN
TOWN? 'CAUSE SHE AIN'T CALLED ME!
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WHILE WE GOT YOUR
EAR, HERSHEY KISS,
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WE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A LITTLE
PROJECT WE GOT FOR THE SNAKE WOMAN.
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IT'S A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG LADY GROWING UP
WITH A BUNCH OF MUSICAL NEGROES IN MOTOWN.
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DADDY GAVE HER A REAL HARD TIME.
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LOT OF ASS-WHIPPIN'S IN
THE BACK OF THE TRANS AM.
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IT'S A LITTLE THING WE LIKE TO CALL
LEFT HOOK. YOU DIG IT? LEFT HOOK.
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I DON'T THINK LATOYA WOULD
HARDLY BE INTERESTED IN THAT.
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WELL, LOOK HERE, "SUDITTY KIDDIE,"
I BET SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW TITO.
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DIG THAT. FAKE LOLA FALANA-LOOKIN'...
GO AHEAD. DON'T EVEN TRIP.
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HEY, HEY, HEY. THOSE SEATS
ARE RESERVED FOR QUINCY JONES.
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MAN, NOW, IF THIS IS NOT OBBA
BABATUNDÉ, I'M A WHITE MAN.
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I HEAR YA.
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NO, FOR REAL, MAN, LOOK HERE,
IS "Q" IN THE HOUSE, HOME-STUFF?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE AIN'T...
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JUST WHO ARE YOU?
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MAN, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF. MY NAME'S CLAVELL.
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AND I AM HOWARD TIBBS III.
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AND WE ARE... FUNKY
FINGER PRODUCTIONS.
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LET ME GIVE YOU ONE OF MY BUSINESS
CARDS... YOU KNOW, I'M FRESH OUT.
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HOWARD...
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BAM!
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NOW LOOK HERE. PAY NO ATTENTION
TO THE SYRUP AND STUFF ON THE FRONT.
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WE JUST CAME FROM
ROSCOE'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.
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CHICKEN SO DRY WE
HAD TO EAT IT IN THE RAIN.
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YOU NEED TO STOP, MAN.
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BUT LOOK HERE, SPEAKIN' OF "Q,"
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I GOT A MOD SQUAD PROJECT THAT WE
WOULD LIKE TO GET QUINCY INVOLVED IN.
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NOW, WE ALREADY
GOT K.C. DIG THAT.
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REMEMBER? FROM
THE SUNSHINE BAND?
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THE HIGH-YELLOW BROTHER
USED TO TRY AND PASS.
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WELL, THIS TIME HE
GON' PLAY THE WHITE BOY.
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WE COULDN'T GET A COMMITMENT FROM
LINC, BUT WE GOT VANILLI TO PLAY THE PART.
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WE WANTED T.K. CARTER,
BUT HE GOT POPPED THE
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OTHER NIGHT. I THOUGHT
HE BROKE HIS PIPE.
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CAN WE GET SECURITY HERE?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU KNOW FREDDIE SAXON...
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WAS NOT ONLY A FINE ACTOR,
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BUT HE WAS A PILLAR OF
THE HOLLYWOOD COMMUNITY.
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IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO WOULD LIKE
TO SHARE A FEW WORDS ABOUT FREDDIE?
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EXCUSE ME, REVEREND.
YOU KNOW FREDDIE IS DEAD.
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♪ FREDDIE'S DEAD ♪
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NOW, LOOK HERE, Y'ALL...
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ARE YOU SURE YOU KNEW FREDDIE?
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MAN, YOU'D BETTER UNHAND
ME, JAMES EARL JONES JUNIOR.
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NOW, ALL Y'ALL KNOW
THAT FREDRICO SAXON...
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WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING HIS
LAST GREAT FILM WHEN WE LAST SAW HIM.
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NOW DIG. WE GOT A
LITTLE TASTE RIGHT HERE.
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WE JUST GON' GIVE YOU A TASTE.
GOTTA PAY FOR THE REST. HOWARD?
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BAM!
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NOW LOOK HERE, WE
DON'T HAVE A TITLE YET,
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BUT IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN
THE WIZ AND FLATLINERS.
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YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS.
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WE LIKE TO CALL THIS ONE A REAL
COOL WAY OF SOME OPEN VIEWING.
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GO AHEAD AND ROLL IT, HOWARD.
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HA-HA! RONDELL... MAN, ZOOM OUT!
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I'LL HANG A STACK
IN... THERE WE GO.
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MAN, PUT THAT EIGHT
BALL DOWN! MAN! DAMN.
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I'M TRYING TO GET MY HEAD RIGHT.
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HEY, HEY, AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVE
ATE ALL MY DAMN SKINS UP NEITHER.
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MAN, COME ON. HERE WE GO.
LET'S KICK UP FROM THE TOP!
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HA-HA! ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
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LET'S DO IT. "ACCIONAY"!
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NOW, LOOK HERE, HOMEY, WHEN
WE GET TO THE EMERALD CITY,
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WE GOTTA GET THE WIZ TO GIVE
US, ER, UM, UH, A BRAIN AND A HEART.
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NOW, DIG THAT. A KIDNEY AND A
LIVER AND THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.
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LOOKS LIKE HOMEBOY NEEDS IT ALL.
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HE NEEDS SOME JADE EAST, 'CAUSE HE
STARTIN' TO KICK UP LIKE LONG BEACH.
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MAN, I THOUGHT SOMEONE
WAS FRYING SCRAPS.
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SAY WHAT? DIG!
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LET'S GET A FOOT UP IN
HERE. HERE WE GO. READY?
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ALL RIGHT, HOMER
SIMPSON, LET'S DO THIS THING.
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♪ EASE ON, COME ON
EASE ON, COME ON ♪
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♪ EASE ON AH-AH ♪
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♪ EASE ON EASE ON DOWN EASE ON ♪
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SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
NOW! ♪ EASE ON ♪♪
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OH, HEY...
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ALL RIGHT! IN ORDER TO FINISH THIS
MOVIE, WE GON' NEED SOME DUCATS.
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NOW, WE ALREADY GOT THE
FIRST MIL FROM JOHNNY CARSON.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S
FROM ED McMAHON.
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BUT IT DOES SAY THAT
WE ALMOST ARE WINNERS.
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MY GOD! WHAT HAVE THEY
DONE TO MY HUSBAND?
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AND THERE'S STILL
STRAW IN HIS SUIT. SHAZAM!
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HOMEBOY STAYED IN CHARACTER
ALL THE WAY TO THE GRAVE! DIG THAT!
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HERE THEY ARE.
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HEY, LOOK HERE! AIN'T NO
NEED TO GET PHYSICAL, KUNTA!
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I ALREADY TOOK OUT A MEETING
WITH BILLY PRESTON, MAN!
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AND NOW THE FURTHER
ADVENTURES OF...
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HANDI MAN!
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♪♪ OOH!
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OH, HI, CLARK. HI, LOIS.
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SAY HELLO TO OUR NEWEST
STAR REPORTER, TINA.
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WHERE IS SHE? WHY, RIGHT HERE.
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TINA, THIS IS CLARK
BENT. CLARK, TINA SMALL.
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IT'S A PLEASURE TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
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LIKEWISE, MR. BENT.
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HERE, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
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WOW. I LIKE THE VIEW
DOWN HERE MUCH BETTER.
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ME TOO.
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- CLARK, YOU'RE DROOLING.
- OH, AGAIN?
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LISTEN, TINA, I HAVE TO CONFESS,
I'M REALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.
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IT WOULDN'T WORK, CLARK.
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WHY NOT?
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I'M A LITTLE PERSON
AND YOU'RE A BIG PERSON.
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PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES.
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WELL, I COULD TRY, BUT
I DON'T THINK THEY'D FIT.
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MISS DANE, THIS JUST
CAME OFF THE WIRE.
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OH, NO! THE BENEFIT BANDIT RIPPED
OFF ANOTHER CHARITY BALL LAST NIGHT.
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ALL THE DONATIONS HAVE BEEN
STOLEN. FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH.
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I'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT CHARITY
DANCE-A-THON. AND DON'T TRY AND STOP ME.
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CHARITY BENEFIT, HUH?
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MAYBE THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT HANDI MAN SHOULD ATTEND.
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EXCUSE ME, TINA!
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HMM.
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MAYBE I COULD HELP.
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HANDI MAN! TINY AVENGER!
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'M GOING TO CATCH
THE BENEFIT BANDIT.
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- MAYBE WE SHOULD TEAM UP.
- WHY NOT?
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TWO SUPERHEROES
ARE BETTER THAN ONE.
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ANYWAYS, UP, UP AND AWAY!
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HERE, LET ME HELP.
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UP, UP AND AWAY!
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UP, UP AND AWAY!
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♪♪
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TINY, LET ME HELP YOU UP.
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WELL, LOOK WHO DROPPED IN.
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THE GIMP AND THE SHRIMP!
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YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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YOU MUST BE TALKIN' TO ME, 'CAUSE I
DON'T SEE NO OTHER GIMPS AROUND.
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IT WAS JUST A LITTLE
JOKE, HANDI MAN.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
AND YOU TOO, TINY AVENGER.
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I HOPE YOU TWO HAVE BROUGHT
DONATIONS FOR THIS WORTHY CAUSE.
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NOW, THAT'S MY LAST.
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THANK YOU.
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SINCE YOU TWO ARE HERE, ENJOY
YOURSELVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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LISTEN, TINY AVENGER,
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IF WE'RE GONNA CATCH THIS
CREEP WE'D BETTER FIT IN.
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HEY, HOW COME NO ONE'S DANCIN'?
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LET'S GET THIS PARTY
STARTED! RIGHT?
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LET'S GET THIS PARTY
STARTED QUICKLY! ♪♪
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GO, TINY, GO!
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IS THAT A PARTY OVER THERE?
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YEAH, BOY-EE!
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COME ON, EVERYBODY!
DO THE HANDI DANCE!
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ON THE GOOD FOOT!
ON THE GOOD FOOT!
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♪♪
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BRAVO! BRAVO!
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR HANDI MAN!
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THANK YOU!
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HANDI MAN, I THINK ISADORA'S
GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT...
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SINCE WE'VE GOT HERE.
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I THINK YOU'RE
RIGHT, TINY AVENGER.
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I'LL USE MY HANDI-VISION AND FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON UNDERNEATH THAT MUUMUU.
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UH-OH. I THINK I
USED TOO MUCH JUICE.
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SO, ISADORA, IT'S BEEN YOU THAT'S
BEEN STEALING ALL THE DONATIONS.
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YES! IT IS I! ISADORA!
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THE WORLD'S GREATEST DANCER!
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UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT
OF MY BENEFIT CONCERT...
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WHEN I TRIPPED OVER THE CRUTCH AND
FELL INTO THE HANDICAPPED SEATING SECTION.
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EVER SINCE THEN,
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I'VE SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE
STEALING EVERY PENNY I CAN...
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FROM THE HANDICAPPED.
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I'M GOING TO MAKE
YOUR LIVES UGLY!
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WELL, SPEAKING OF UGLY, YOU'D
BETTER PUT SOME CLOTHES BACK ON.
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DUH! THAT'S A HANDI-JOKE!
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YOU TWISTED LITTLE HANDI-TWERP.
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PREPARE TO DIE!
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TINY AVENGER, LET'S GET BUSY!
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NO JOB'S TOO LARGE
FOR THE TINY AVENGER!
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GOOD WORK, TINY
AVENGER! GREAT WORK!
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HYAH! HANDI MAN, WATCH OUT!
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- WE'RE TRAPPED!
- YES, TINY AVENGER! LIKE RATS!
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THIS WAS ALL A SETUP,
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AND YOU FELL FOR
MY PLAN BEAUTIFULLY.
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NOW, CRUTCHED CRUSADERS,
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PREPARE TO DIE!
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IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
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IS THIS THE FINAL CHALLENGE
FOR OUR CAPED COUPLE?
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TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, SAME
HANDI-TIME, SAME HANDI-CHANNEL...
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FOR THE HANDI-CONCLUSION.
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I, JO-JO, DeVANTE
SWING, MR. DALVIN...
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OFF OF UPTOWN/MCA RECORDS.
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PUT YOUR HANDS
TOGETHER FOR JODECI.
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♪♪
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HEAR THE DRUMMER GET WICKED!
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♪♪ K-CI! UHH!
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BRING THE SOURCE! UHH!
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BREAK STACK! UHH! WHAT'S UP?
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A LITTLE SOMETHIN', 1992!
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DEF JODECI BY THE DEF SOUND.
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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
I'M OUTTA HERE! PEACE!
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- YO! COME ON!
- ♪ THE TIMES ♪
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COME ON! ♪ THE TIMES ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
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COME ON! ♪ THE TIMES ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ OOH, YEAH ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
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K-CI, BRING US IN.
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♪ OH, GIRL, I SEE YOU ♪
SAY WHAT?
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♪ THE TIME IS SO RIGHT
♪ UHH! KEEP IT GOIN!
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♪ LET'S PLAN TODAY ♪
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♪ TO GO OUT AT NIGHT ♪
♪ OOH, YEAH ♪
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♪ LET'S MAKE THIS SPECIAL
AND REMEMBER OUR FUN ♪
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♪ GO THROUGH THE STORMS ♪
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♪ AND LOOK BACK ON ♪
COME ON!
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ OHH-OH-OHH ♪
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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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UHH! UHH! HEAR THE
DRUMMER GET WICKED!
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♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
COME ON!
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ CAN'T FORGET THE
NIGHT ♪ UHH! COME ON!
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♪ WE WATCHED FOR
THE SUN ♪ UHH! COME ON!
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♪ WE LAUGHED AND PLAYED ♪
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KEEP IT GOIN'! KEEP IT GOIN'!
♪ THEN MORNING COMES ♪
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♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY ♪
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♪ WE STARTED OUR HEART ♪
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♪ IT WAS SUNRISE ♪
COME ON!
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♪ WHEN WE MADE OUR FIRST LOVE ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ OHH-OHH ♪
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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ I LOVED THEM ♪
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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
♪ OH, THE TIMES ♪
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♪ THE TIMES WE SHARED
TOGETHER ♪ ♪ OHH, YEAH ♪
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♪ LET'S MAKE IT LAST
FOREVER ♪ ♪ AHH, YEAH ♪
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♪ JUST LIKE THE MORNING SUN ♪
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♪ WE LAUGHED AND PLAYED
NOW MORNING COMES ♪
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♪ I LIKE ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU KISS ME ♪
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♪ HOLDING ME GIRL, WHEN WE
DO THIS ♪ ♪ YOU'RE HOLDING ME ♪
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♪ IT KEEPS ME RISING HIGH ♪
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♪ ALL OUR LOVE WILL NEVER DIE ♪
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♪ NOTHING COULD COMPARE ♪
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♪ TO THE LOVE WE SHARE ♪
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♪ FEEL THE FEELING ♪
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- ♪ SAY NOTHING
NOT A THING, GIRL ♪
- ♪ COULD COMPARE ♪
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♪ TO THE NIGHTS WE
SLEPT TOGETHER ♪
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COME ON! K-CI! ♪ OOH-OOH-OOOH ♪
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JO-JO, TAKE US OUT!
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♪ OH, GIRL, I SEE
YOU ♪ UHH! COME ON!
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♪ I WANNA DO YOU
TONIGHT ♪ UHH! COME ON!
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♪ READ THE ROLEX, LADY ♪ ♪
LET HER SAY IT LET HER SAY IT ♪
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♪ THE TIME IS RIGHT ♪
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♪ LET'S MAKE IT SPECIAL ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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- ♪ OH, I WANT THAT GIRL ♪
- EVERYBODY!
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♪ I KISS YOU ONCE I SAID ♪
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♪ AND LOVE'S BACK ON ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ THE TIMES ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ BABY GIRL ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER
♪ ♪ OH, YEAH OH, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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♪ BABY ♪
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER
YOU HOLDING ME ♪
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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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- ♪ BABY, OH ♪
- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪
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♪ OHH ♪
♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪
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♪ GONNA MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
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- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER
♪ ♪ OH, YEAH OH, YEAH ♪
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- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪♪
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- EVERYBODY JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
- COME ON! COME ON! ♪♪
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JUMP! JUMP! EVERYBODY JUMP!
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JUMP! JUMP! EVERYBODY
SAY... COME ON! COME ON!
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