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HI. DO YOU KNOW ME? I'M...
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LIKE MILLIONS OF OTHER WOMEN IN
AMERICA, I HAD SEX WITH A KENNEDY.
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SO IN ORDER TO BE
SPECIAL, I CARRY THIS.
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THE EQUITY EXPRESS CARD.
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THAT WAY, WHETHER I'M
GETTING TACKLED ON A BEACH,
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WATCHING A SENATOR
SHOW ME HIS BRIEFS...
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OR HAVING MY BRA
DUSTED FOR FINGERPRINTS,
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I CAN BE SURE THE EQUITY
EXPRESS CARD WILL BE THERE FOR ME.
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IT'S ACCEPTED ALL
OVER THE WORLD...
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AND IN MOST WEST PALM
BEACH HOTELS AND BARS.
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TELL 'EM THE WOMAN WITH THE
BLUE DOT ON HER FACE SENT YOU.
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THANK YOU...
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I MAY NOT ALWAYS REMEMBER
WHERE I TOOK OFF MY PANTY HOSE,
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BUT I ALWAYS
REMEMBER TO CARRY THIS.
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THE EQUITY EXPRESS CARD.
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EQUITY EXPRESS.
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IF YOU LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT,
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MAKE SURE YOU GET GRASS STAINS
ON YOUR CLOTHES AS EVIDENCE.
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HELLO. I'M SENATOR
EDWARD KENNEDY.
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YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE SAY US
KENNEDYS THINK WE'RE ABOVE THE LAW.
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ONLY PROBLEM IS, SOMETIMES THE
LAW FORGETS THAT WE ARE KENNEDYS.
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AND THAT'S WHY I CARRY THIS.
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THE KENNEDY CART BLANCH.
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SO WHETHER I'M BAILING
RELATIVES OUT OF JAIL...
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OR JUST BAILING
WATER OUT OF MY CAR,
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WHETHER I'M BUYING
EXPERT TESTIMONY...
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OR PUTTING A HIGH-PRICED
LAWYER ON RETAINER,
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WITH THE KENNEDY CART
BLANCH, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT.
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MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS CARD
IDENTIFIES YOU AS A BONA FIDE KENNEDY.
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AND THAT MAKES
YOU ABOVE THE LAW.
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SO WHETHER WE'RE
TRYING TO PASS THE BAR...
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OR JUST PASSING BY A BAR...
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WHEN WE GET OFF...
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WE GET OFF SCOT-FREE,
THANKS TO THIS.
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THE KENNEDY CART BLANCH.
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DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE,
OR THE SENATE, WITHOUT IT.
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WILLIE, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
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HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
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♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
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♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
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♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
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♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
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♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
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♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
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♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
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♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
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♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
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♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
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♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
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AMERICA'S WEALTHIEST PEOPLE HAVE
MADE THEIR FORTUNES IN REAL ESTATE.
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NOW ONE MAN CAN GIVE YOU THE SAFE,
SIMPLE, SURE WAY TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM.
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DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN?
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IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE NOT
WATCHING ENOUGH TELEVISION.
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HE'S TOMMY WU. HEY, IDIOT,
ROTTING IN YOUR OWN FILTH!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS
EXCELLENT LIFESTYLE I AM LIVING?
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IT ALL BELONG TO ME BECAUSE
I AM JUST SO DAMN RICH!
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WHEN I COME TO THIS
COUNTRY, I WAS BOAT PERSON.
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NOW I PERSON WHO OWN BOAT!
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YOU LIKE DIAMOND? YOU
LIKE PEARL? YOU LIKE HOT TUB?
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THEN COME TO MY SEMINAR,
YOU PIECE OF ANIMAL DROPPING!
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AND LEARN TO BE SO
DAMN RICH LIKE ME.
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AND AFTER ALL THAT,
YOU'RE JUST SO DAMN RICH.
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MR. WU, EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. I-I
JUST DON'T COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
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HERE ALL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND.
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YOU JUST AN INSIGNIFICANT
HAIR ON TOILET OF LIFE!
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BUT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I
WAS A BRAIN-DEAD LOSER LIKE YOU.
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THEN ONE DAY I GOT A
LETTER. MY UNCLE WAS DEAD.
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AND HE LEFT ME,
TOMMY WU, $10 MILLION.
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WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT?
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WHAT'S STOPPING
YOU FROM BEING RICH?
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I TOOK THE TOMMY WU
SEMINAR, AND TWO DAYS LATER...
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I LOST MY ENTIRE FAMILY IN
A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT.
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BUT I MADE $7 MILLION.
THANK YOU, TOMMY WU.
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THANK YOU, GENIUS.
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DON'T MOVE! SHUT
UP AND LAY THERE!
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YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A
LOVE PILLOW FOR TOMMY WU.
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AND YOU, YOU'RE SO FAT AND
LAZY, YOU STINK LIKE ROADKILL.
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IF I SAW YOU CROSSING A ROAD,
I WOULD SWERVE TO KILL YOU.
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TAKE A SHOWER, CHANGE YOUR
CLOTHES AND COME TO MY SEMINAR.
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LEARN THE SECRET OF TOMMY WU.
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DON'T BE STUPID.
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TAKE THE TOMMY WU
SEMINAR THIS SATURDAY...
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AT THE PARKING LOT BEHIND
BOB'S HOUSE OF VALUE.
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YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO
BE... JUST SO DAMN RICH!
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♪♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA TAKE
FIVE CLOWNS TO DO THIS ACT. YEP.
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YEAH, WHERE'S THAT REPLACEMENT
CLOWN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND?
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THERE HE IS!
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HEY, YOU'RE LATE! WE
GO ON IN ONE MINUTE.
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HIS NAME IS HOMEY D.
CLOWN. I'M HIS PAROLE OFFICER.
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HE'LL BE FILLING IN HERE
AS PART OF THE WORK
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RELEASE PROGRAM. JUST
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, HUH?
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I GOTCHA.
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PECKERWOOD. PUT HER THERE, PAL.
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AH, GOTCHA!
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BEEP, BEEP. JUST CHECKIN'.
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YOU CHECK AGAIN, I'M
GONNA BUST YOUR GOOFY ASS.
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LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE
CLOWN ADVICE, HOMEY.
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NOW, IF IT BENDS, THAT'S FUNNY.
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BUT IF IT BREAKS,
THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
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WHAT IF I SNAP YOUR
NECK? IS THAT FUNNY?
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YEAH, WELL, I'LL HAVE TO CHECK
MY CLOWN BOOK ON THAT ONE.
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LET'S GIVE A ROUSING WELCOME
FOR CHUCKLES AND HIS FRIENDS!
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♪♪
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QUIT PUSHIN', MAN!
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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DOES THIS JOB REQUIRE ME TO
DEBASE AND DEGRADE MYSELF...
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FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF
THESE LITTLE CHILDRENS?
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YEP, YOU GOT IT, KID.
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YOU'RE DOIN' FINE. NOW
YOU'RE GETTIN' SOME LAUGHS.
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ONE, CHUCKLES IS
THE STAR OF THE SHOW;
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TWO, CHUCKLES TAKES THE HITS,
AND CHUCKLES GETS THE LAUGHS;
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AND THREE...
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AND THREE, IF
HOMEY DON'T LIKE IT,
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HOMEY WON'T PLAY IT.
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YEAH, WELL, UH, WE'LL
GET BACK TO THAT LATER.
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♪♪
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HEY, KIDS, WHO WANTS
TO SEE FLIPPO THE CLOWN...
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DO A TRIPLE BACK SOMERSAULT
INTO THIS LITTLE GLASS OF WATER?
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CAN'T HEAR YOU, KIDS.
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WE DO!
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YOU ALL READY TO SEE
FLIPPO HAVE A BALL?
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YEAH!
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YOU KNOW, KIDS, HOMEY'S
KIND OF BEIN' A BAD CLOWN.
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NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT
WE DO TO BAD CLOWNS?
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WHAT?
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NOW THAT WAS FUNNY.
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NOW WATCH THE BAD CLOWN
RETALIATE WITH A LITTLE MAGIC TRICK.
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I'M GONNA MAKE THE FUNNY
CLOWN HERE DISAPPEAR.
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ABRACADABRA, ABRACADAN.
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GET YOUR ASS OUTTA
HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
NOW WHAT DID I TELL YOU, HUH?
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I SAID IF IT BREAKS,
THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
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NOW, CHUCKLES IS THE STAR OF THE
SHOW. WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU LATER.
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OKAY, KIDS!
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WHO WANTS TO SEE
CHUCKLES FLY? WE DO!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU, KIDS. WHO
WANTS TO SEE CHUCKLES FLY?
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WE DO!
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NOW, JUST LIGHT THE FUSE, AND DON'T DO
ANYTHING ELSE, YOU BONEHEAD. YOU GOT IT?
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SURE. YOU WANT ME TO
TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU...
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AND LET YOU TELL ME WHAT A
CLOWN IS REALLY SUPPOSED TO DO...
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AND COMPLETELY REPRESS MY OWN
CREATIVE IMPULSE TO SATISFY YOUR CLOWN EGO.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BONEHEAD?
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GET INSIDE THE DAMN CANNON.
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IT'S TIME FOR HOMEY TO HAVE
SOME GOOD OL' JAILHOUSE FUN.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED, IF
NOTHING ELSE, LITTLE CHILDREN?
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WHAT, HOMEY?
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THAT JUST BECAUSE I
LOOK LIKE A CLOWN...
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DON'T MEAN YOU CAN
TREAT ME LIKE ONE.
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OKAY, WHILE WE'RE SWEEPING
UP WHAT'S LEFT OF CHUCKLES,
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WHY DON'T WE SING THE
CHUCKLES THE CLOWN SONG?
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YEAH!
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SING ALONG WITH ME. ♪
CHUCKLES THE CLOWN ♪
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♪ CHUCKLES THE CLOWN ♪
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- ♪ LOVED TO MESS AROUND ♪
- ♪ LOVED TO MESS AROUND ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHY CHUCKLES IS
SPLATTERED ON THE GROUND ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHY CHUCKLES IS
SPLATTERED ON THE GROUND ♪
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♪ HE THOUGHT I WAS HIS TOOL
HE COULD TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL ♪
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♪ BUT HOMEY SHOWED HIM
THAT HE AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKER ♪
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♪ AND WON'T BE ILL-TREATED BY NO LOW-LIFE
TWO-DOLLAR MINIMUM-WAGE-MAKIN' JACKASS ♪
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Y'ALL BETTER SING
THIS DAMN SONG.
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♪♪
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A'IGHT, THAT'S
CLOSE ENOUGH. YEAH!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU COME TO DO ♪
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♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU COME TO DO ♪
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♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU COME TO DO ♪
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♪ OH, GIRL ♪
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♪ GIMME SOME OF THAT FUNKY ♪
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♪ GIMME SOME OF
THAT GOOD THING ♪
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♪ GIMME SOME OF
THAT FUNKY, FUNKY ♪
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♪ GIMME SOME OF THAT GOOD
THING ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
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♪ NOW GIMME SOME OF THAT FUNKY ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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FOR YEARS NOW,
BLACK ENTREPRENEURS...
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HAVE GREATLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE
SUCCESS OF BIG BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY...
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WITHOUT RECEIVING FULL CREDIT FOR SOME
OF THEIR GROUNDBREAKING INNOVATIONS.
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IN JULY OF 1979, JEROME
JOHNSON WORKED FOR ZACK'S AUTO.
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WHILE PERFORMING SOME ROUTINE MAINTENANCE,
HE MADE A TRENDSETTING DISCOVERY.
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HEY, JEROME, MAN, NOW
LOOK. BE CAREFUL, MAN.
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I TRIED TO GET THAT NUT OFF THE OIL
PAN EARLIER, BUT IT WAS JUST ON TOO TIGHT.
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HEY, MAN, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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I'VE BEEN DOING OIL
CHANGES SINCE I WAS 13.
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SEE, ALL I GOTTA DO IS
GET A GOOD GRIP ON THIS...
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GOT IT!
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HEY, MAN, WHAT'S...
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, MAN! I GOT A
DATE IN A HALF AN HOUR, MAN!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD IT ONE SECOND,
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JEROME, MAN. YO, TAKE
A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
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OH! IT LOOKS ALL THE WAY LIVE!
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OH, YEAH! THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT,
THAT JEROME REALIZED...
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HE HAD DISCOVERED
A NEW HAIRSTYLE.
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Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME
NOW. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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I JUST LOVE YOUR HAIR, JERRY.
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PULL!
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SO TODAY WE SALUTE
JEROME JOHNSON,
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INVENTOR OF THE JHERI CURL.
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I'M TOMMY DAVIDSON, AND THIS HAS BEEN
ANOTHER GREAT MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY.
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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO EBONY,
JET, ESSENCE, RIGHT ON! SHOWCASE.
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I'M YOUR HOST, LOUIE BEDFORD.
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TONIGHT, IN THE TRADITION OF SPIKE
LEE, JOHN SINGLETON AND MATTY RICH,
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WE'RE GOING TO MEET ONE OF THE
NEWEST YOUNG BLACK FILMMAKERS...
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TO MAKE HIS MARK IN HOLLYWOOD.
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WE'RE ON LOCATION ON
THE SET OF HIS LATEST FILM.
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PLEASE GIVE A WARM
EBONY, JET, ESSENCE,
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RIGHT ON! SHOWCASE
WELCOME TO JAMEEL JAMAAL.
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JAMEEL, THANKS FOR JOINING US. YOU
SEEM AWFUL YOUNG TO BE A FILMMAKER.
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ONLY SEVEN YEARS OLD.
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SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG. I'M SEVEN AND A HALF.
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OKAY, SEVEN AND A HALF, AND YOU ALREADY
HAVE YOUR OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY?
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THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S CALLED
FORTY CANDY BARS AND A BIKE.
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YOU SEE, I STARTED
THIS COMPANY...
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'CAUSE THERE'S NO
BLACKS IN KIDS' TV.
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- CAN YOU GIVE US AN EXAMPLE?
- YEAH. THE FLINTSTONES.
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00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,298
ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE WERE
NO BLACKS IN THE CAVEMAN TIMES?
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00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,001
WHERE THE HELL DID
FRED GET THOSE RIBS?
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THEM BIG ONES THAT
TIPPED OVER HIS CAR?
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YOU DON'T GET THOSE
AT THE MALL, MAN!
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00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,141
BUT THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE.
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00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:36,147
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE JETSONS? WHAT, THERE'S
NO BLACK PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE EITHER?
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00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:41,553
MAN, ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS FLIP TWO
LETTERS, AND ELROY COULD HAVE BEEN LEROY.
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00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:46,324
SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE ARE NO BLACK
CHARACTERS IN CHILDREN'S PROGRAMMING?
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00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:51,462
JUST ONE... THE BROTHER ON
THE ROADRUNNER, WILLIE COYOTE.
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00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,767
OH, YOU MEAN WILE E.
COYOTE. HE'S A BROTHER?
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00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,236
YEAH. AND LOOK
WHAT THEY DID TO HIM.
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HE DIDN'T HAVE NO JOB, HE
WAS ALWAYS BUYIN' STUFF,
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00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,110
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHERE HE GOT THE MONEY,
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00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:09,047
AND ALL HE WANTED WAS A
LITTLE GOLDEN BIRD FOR DINNER.
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00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:12,683
I CAN GO ON. I'VE
GOT CHARTS, GRAPHS,
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00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:16,854
DIAGRAMS AND REPORTS
TO BACK UP WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
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00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:21,192
- WELL, LET'S SEE 'EM.
- UH, MY DOG THREW UP ON 'EM.
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00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:26,130
NOW, MANY HAVE CALLED YOU THE YOUNG
SPIKE LEE, THE NEXT JOHN SINGLETON.
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00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,500
THAT STINKS, MAN!
I'M NOTHIN' LIKE THEM.
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00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:33,604
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
MY PAIN, MY SUFFERING.
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00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,541
I CAN'T DRIVE. I CAN'T
STAY UP PAST 8:00.
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00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,711
MAN, I'M WEARING
CARE BEAR UNDERPANTS.
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00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,214
I UNDERSTAND, JAMEEL, WE
HAVE A CLIP FROM YOUR FILM.
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00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,649
WOULD YOU MIND
SETTING THIS UP FOR US?
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00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,120
SURE. I MADE THIS MOVIE
FOR MY PEOPLE: THE KIDS.
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00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:53,624
IT'S A STORY OF A BOY WHO STANDS
UP FOR HIS RIGHTS AGAINST THE MAN.
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00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,460
IT'S CALLED THE
THREE LITTLE PIGS.
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00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,800
OPEN UP IN THERE! WE KNOW
THIS IS A CRACKERJACK HOUSE.
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00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,101
NO WAY, YOU THREE LITTLE PIGS!
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00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,071
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT ME
LIKE YOU TREAT WILLIE COYOTE.
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00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:11,109
THAT'S IT. IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP, WE'RE
GONNA HUFF AND PUFF AND RUN YOUR BUTT IN.
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00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,546
JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK DOESN'T
MEAN I'M A CRACKERJACK DEALER.
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00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,148
I'M A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF NOTHING.
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00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,417
OH, THAT'S IT. I'M
GONNA TELL YOUR MOM.
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00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:28,325
THERE'S A VERY POWERFUL MESSAGE
THERE, JAMEEL. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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THE MESSAGE IS THIS:
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BUY MY THREE LITTLE PIGS
HATS, SHIRTS AND VIDEO GAMES.
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I LEARNED THAT FROM SPIKE LEE.
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00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:43,041
AND WATCH FOR MY NEXT FILM,
LITTLE RED RIDING IN THE HOOD.
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THANK YOU, JAMEEL, FOR
JOINING US. AND THANK YOU.
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JOIN ME AGAIN ON THE EBONY,
JET, ESSENCE, RIGHT ON! SHOWCASE.
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I'M YOUR HOST, LOUIE
BEDFORD. GOOD NIGHT.
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♪♪
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OKAY, KIDS, LET'S GET
READY FOR SANTA CLAUS.
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EVERYBODY STAND BACK. I'M
GONNA LIGHT THE FIREPLACE.
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HO, HO, HO AND HOWDY, FOLKS.
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00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,495
MAKE WAY FOR FIRE
MARSHALL SANTA.
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HEY, KIDS, LOOK WHO'S HERE!
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00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:47,505
ARE YOU REALLY SANTA CLAUS?
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00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:51,509
ARE YOU JOKING? SANTA CLAUS IS JUST
A MARKETING TOOL FOR BIG BUSINESS.
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00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,511
WAKE UP, SON.
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00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:57,782
NO, I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE YOUR
HOLIDAY SEASON IS A SAFE ONE.
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00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,452
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE...
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00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,022
WERE DE-DE-DEADLY FIRE HAZARDS!
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00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:09,961
NOW, WHAT KIND OF SNACK WERE KIDS
GONNA LEAVE FOR THIS "SO-CALLED" ST. NICK?
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00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,030
- COOKIES!
- SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
291
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,210
BUT WHAT IF THE JAR
IS EMPTY THIS YEAR,
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00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,436
AND YOU DECIDE TO MAKE
HIM A WAFFLE INSTEAD?
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00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,338
YOU PULL OUT YOUR WAFFLE
IRON, YOU GO TO POUR IN THE MIX,
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00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,353
SOMEBODY SAYS, "HEY, LOOK. RUDOLPH'S
PINCHING A LOAF ON THE NEIGHBOR'S LAWN."
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00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,345
WHERE? WHERE?
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00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,047
FIRE MARSHALL SANTA,
DOESN'T THAT HURT?
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00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,084
LIKE THE DICKENS.
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00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:38,523
QUICK! SOMEBODY HAND
ME THE LOG CABIN SYRUP!
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00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:43,739
HEY, LISTEN, BUDDY. THEY SAID YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BRING TOYS FOR THE KIDS.
300
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:49,033
TAKE A CHILL PILL, DAD. YOU CAN'T SING
"JINGLE BELLS" WHEN YOUR HEAD'S ON FIRE.
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00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,103
SAY, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
TREE YOU'VE GOT THERE.
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00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,105
LET SANTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
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00:17:55,742 --> 00:18:00,678
NOW, LET'S JUST SAY THE GUY WHO
SOLD YOU THIS CHRISTMAS TREE...
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00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:05,383
IS AN AVID BEAR HUNTER, AND HE
THREW IN A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA.
305
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,186
YOU STICK YOUR LEG IN THERE, TRYING
TO LOCATE THE BIGGEST PRESENT...
306
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,295
FIRE MARSHALL
SANTA, ARE YOU OKAY?
307
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:25,236
HO, HO, HO. NOTHING A LITTLE
EGG NOG AND DEMEROL WON'T FIX.
308
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,871
BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR TOYS, SANTA?
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00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,441
I BET I KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT, LITTLE DARLING.
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00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,909
WHAT?
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00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,314
A BARBIE POWER WHEELS CAR.
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00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,283
OH, YEAH! HOLD IT, CURLY SUE!
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00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,019
A GO-CART LIKE THIS
CAN BE A LOT OF FUN,
314
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:46,757
BUT IT CAN ALSO BE A FIERY
DEATH TRAP ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL.
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00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,894
LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S AN OUTBREAK
OF PSYCHOSIS AT THE NORTH POLE,
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00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,597
AND A DEMENTED ELF
SWITCHES YOUR LITTLE BATTERY...
317
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,633
WITH A V-6, 350-HORSEPOWER,
FUEL-INJECTED,
318
00:18:55,702 --> 00:19:00,170
T-T-TURBO ENGINE... LIKE SO!
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00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,974
YOU'RE HAVING A
MANIC-DEPRESSIVE EPISODE.
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00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,976
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOM
CRUISE IN DAYS OF THUNDER.
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00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,547
YOU JUMP IN THE CAR, PUT YOUR PEDAL
TO THE METAL, AND HOLD ON, BARBIE!
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00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,789
OH, MY GOD! YOU PUT A
HOLE IN MY LIVING ROOM WALL!
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00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:23,828
YOU CALL IT A HOLE;
I CALL IT A FIRE EXIT.
324
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,497
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET
THOSE WHEELS ALIGNED.
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00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,149
OKAY, CHILDREN, GATHER
AROUND WHILE SANTA GIVES
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00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,669
YOU THE SAFETY TIP THAT
COULD SAVE CHRISTMAS.
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00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:35,840
NOW, WHAT DO YOU LIKE
TO ROAST ON AN OPEN FIRE?
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00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,976
- CHESTNUTS!
- YOU GOT IT, PEANUTS GANG!
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00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,345
BUT SAY YOU'RE A
WORLD WAR II VETERAN,
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00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,382
AND YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED
OUT YOUR POCKETS SINCE D-DAY!
331
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,685
YOU'RE SEARCHING AROUND IN THERE,
TRYING TO COME UP WITH A CHESTNUT,
332
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,621
AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY PULL
OUT A LIVE HAND GRENADE.
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00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,290
SANTA, DON'T! NO!
334
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,627
EVERYBODY RELAX! TAKE
A CHILL PILL, WOULD YOU?
335
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,863
I AM A FIRE MARSHALL.
336
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,598
LET'S GET OUT!
337
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,550
CAN'T FOOL FIRE MARSHALL SANTA.
338
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,719
HE SEES YOU WHEN
YOU'RE SLEEPING,
339
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,754
AND HE KNOWS WHEN
YOU'RE ABOUT TO COMBUST.
340
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,657
IDIOT! I DON'T HAVE
ANY FIRE INSURANCE!
341
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,127
WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT
TO ASK FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS.
342
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,467
HEY, THERE'S SOME YOUNG
TYKES BUILDING A SNOWMAN.
343
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,372
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, KIDS!
344
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,809
I THINK FROSTY COULD
USE A MUCH BIGGER NOSE.
345
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,714
LET SANTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
346
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,892
HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE TO YOU OUR VERY SPECIAL GUEST.
347
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,094
DERRICK BROWN. SAY HI. HI.
348
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:06,375
HEY! OUR NEW
HONORARY CAST MEMBER.
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00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,167
AND ON BEHALF OF EVERYBODY
HERE AT IN LIVING COLOR,
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00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,475
WE'D LIKE TO WISH YOU A VERY
HAPPY HOLIDAY. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
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00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:20,310
♪♪
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