All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S06E13 - It Had to Be You (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that
aspiring model there?

That's me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up,

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now, I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,

and my guardian angel, Paul.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

Whoo!

Well, I sure
hope I was right.

♪ La, la-la, la-la-la-la

♪ La, la-la, la

Previously on
"Drop Dead Diva"...

I need 12 French tubes and... Grayson.

Charging the 360.

All clear. Shock.

Asystole.MAN: Check for pulse.

Calling it.

Time
of death 5:17 p.m.

If you're ready,
I am happy to show
you to your afterlife.

Oh, no.
I'm not going
to the afterlife.

I'm not done with this life.

I found this in storage.
It was the last one.

It's still got the button.

Jane, it's me.
It's Grayson.

This isn't funny
and I'm hanging up.

I hit "return",
and I'm back.

When I feel down...

Have to remind myself
I'm getting a second chance
with this woman.

Only woman I've ever loved.

I need to tell you
that Ian's using you.

I know you can't
see clearly now

because you're grieving
for Grayson,

but trust us
he's not good for you.

And he's not good
for the firm, either.

Owen, Kim...

I quit.

Oh, my God!

What a surprise!

I just heard
about Grayson.
I am so sorry.

Oh, yes.
Um, that...was awful.

I would have come sooner,

but on my musical tour
of prisons,

I dropped my phone
in the toilet at Leavenworth,

and you don't reach
in there for any reason.

So I couldn't check my email.
I am the worst friend.

No, really, it's okay.
I'm so happy to see you.

Jane, what's going on?

Oh. Um...

Oh, my God. Yes.

There have been some changes
since you've been gone.

Oh, my God!I know. I know.

It seems strange to see
another man in my bed

so soon after
Grayson's passing.

But let me
just introduce you.

This is... Ian Michael Holt.

I never thought
I'd see you again.

Oh.

Paul. Aah!

I swear,
I wasn't watching
a video

of Justin Bieber puking
during a concert.

Okay.
We need to
talk about Jane.

As you know,
she quit the firm.

Any clients
come looking for her,

you send them
straight to me,
do you understand?

Jane's clients
straight to you.
Got it.

Excuse me.

I swear,
I wasn't watching
a video

of Amanda Bynes
being kicked out
of a spin class.

Okay. Um,
can you help us?

We're looking
for Jane Bingum.

Oh. Are you clients?

Uh, yeah, that's right.

Jane's no longer at the firm,
but this is her address.

I'll let her know
you're on the way.

Thank you.

Am I interrupting?

No, of course not.

Before you
say anything,
um, I know.

I'm a horrible person.

I really enjoyed
our three dates,

and I'm sorry
I didn't return
your last call.

But between work
and Noah getting pinkeye,

I just... I realized
that I'm not ready
for anything serious.

But it's still no excuse
not to call you back.

I'm sorry. Apology accepted.

But that's not
why I'm here.

I need your legal help.

Great.

I am way better at law
than I am at dating.

Please, have a seat.

So, what's up?

Well, you know I work
for a temp agency.

Yes, you are
a professional
assistant.

I was just fired.

Why? I tweeted about joining
an organization

called "The Bigfooters."

As in "bigfoot"?

Yes, and last weekend,
we hiked the Sierra Madre.

We made sasquatch calls,
wood knocks,

and used thermal
imagers at night

to try and spot
a 'squatch.
It was a blast.

You don't
actually believe
in bigfoot, do you?

Bigfoot may
or may not be real,

but I choose to
live in a world where
anything is possible.

Okay, uh... Well,
as an at will employee,

the temp agency
can fire you for
just about anything.

But I'm not at will.
I have a contract.

Great.

Well, then,
I will contact the agency

and set up a meeting
to see about
getting your job back.

While it's true
I left the firm,

I am perfectly capable
of handling your case,

as long as you don't mind
me working from home.

Our case is pro bono.

We're not in a position
to be demanding.

Well, then, great.
So, let's get started.

I'm sorry.

Didn't realize
we had company.

Oh, yes.
These are my new clients.

And this is...

I'm Jane's,
uh...paralegal.

Yes.
He is my paralegal.

Uh, Ian,
would you like to join us?

Of course. It's what I do.

So, to bring
my paralegal
up to speed,

uh, Deena and Adam,
who just got engaged

congratulations,
by the way

work for the Sea Defenders,

a non-profit organization
similar to Greenpeace,

and Deena recently
captained a small ship

that stopped
a Japanese
whaling vessel

from slaughtering
an entire pod
of pilot whales.

That's awesome.Thank you.

The Okata corporation,
who owns the whaling fleet,

is now suing the Sea Defenders

because Deena
used a prop fouler
to cripple their ship.

They've demanded
$10 million in damages
from our organization.

I assume they're hoping
a lawsuit will deter

other activists
from going after them.

Yeah, we've already
seen two lawyers

who said that since
the Sea Defenders

violated the law,
they can't help us.

Well, I'm not
like other lawyers.

We'll take your case.

Owen, we need to talk.

I know that look.
What's wrong?

Well, we're getting married
in three days,

and I have done
everything to make
the day absolutely perfect,

but the unimaginable
has happened.

My maid of honor
and my fiance are
hating on each other.

I don't hate Jane at all.

I'm just...
I'm worried about her.

You pushed her out
of the firm.

Jane quit when
Kim and I expressed
concern about Ian.

Sweetheart,
Grayson's body
was still warm,

and she shacked up
with an ex-con.

An ex-con who turned out
to be innocent.

Look, I know it's strange,

but I respect
Jane's decisions,
and I wish you could, too.

I'm sorry, but...

For me,
would you just
consider letting it go?

Stacy... I'm just asking you
to think about it, okay?

Hey, Teri.
It's me again.

Um, I'd really like
to talk to you.

Can you please
call me back?

Thanks.

How many messages
have you left?

At least three.

Why in the world
would she slap you?

As Ian, I must have done
something really awful to her.

Well, I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this.

In the meantime,
thank you for sitting in
as my paralegal.

Well, I figured
I'd make myself useful.

Besides, saving the whales

is literally the reason
why I became a lawyer.

I know.

Oh.

Hello? Is it Teri?

Really?

That's what he said?

Okay. Great. yeah.

Tell him
I am on my way.

That was Paul.

He said that Owen wants to
see me as soon as possible.

What do you
think he wants?

Oh, I know exactly
what he wants.

He wants to apologize
for making me choose
between you and the firm.

Then he's going
to beg me to come back.

Hello, Owen.

Jane.

I hear the Sea Defenders
have retained you as counsel.

That's right.
I'm not sure
why that's relevant.

I no longer work for the firm,

so I can represent
anyone I want.

And you can date
anyone you want.

It's no longer
any of my business.

Well, it was none of your
business in the first place.

Open your eyes.
That man is using you.

You are hurt,
you are lonely...

...and he is taking advantage
of your grief. Whoa.

You're about 10 feet
over the line.

And just for the record,

your apology is getting off
to a very bad start.

My apology?

That is why you
called me here,
isn't it?

No.

The Okata corporation
found out that you're

representing
the Sea Defenders.

They just retained me
to represent them
against you.

What? As your former
managing partner,

they figured that I knew you
better than anyone else
professionally speaking.

I asked you
here as a courtesy

to let you know
that I will see you
in court.

Mr. Nasami,
you're the captain
of the Akiko Maru,

a Japanese
whaling vessel, correct?

Yes.

Can you tell me
what's happening
in this photo?

The Sea Defenders
have just attacked
my vessel.

They trailed a line
around the propellers.

What kind of damage
did that cause?

The boat was disabled.

We had to be
towed to shore.

Thank you. Your witness.

Mr. Nasami,

isn't it true that your
vessel is no more than
a mobile slaughterhouse,

brutally killing
one of the world's

most beautiful
and intelligent creatures?

Objection.

My client is compliant
with international law,

allowing his vessel
to capture and sell the meat

of 1,000
pilot whales per year.

Sustained.

Isn't it true that whales
are emotional creatures

with a social cohesion

unmatched in
other mammals,
including humans?

Objection. Sustained again.

Ms. Bingum, in my courtroom,

you won't prevail on emotion.

Your honor, the law
that Mr. French referenced

only permits the capture
and sale of whales
for research purposes.

And everyone knows
that Okata sells
their whales

for meat and bones,
not research.

My client isn't
on trial here.

If the defendants would like
to lodge a complaint,

they are welcome to take it up
with the Japanese government.

I agree.
We'll take a recess,
and when we return,

if Ms. Bingum
doesn't have
a legal defense,

I will issue
a directed verdict.

Can I get an iced latte?
And make it a double.

Thanks.

Well, you should be
ashamed of yourself.

How can you represent
a client like Okata?

The Sea Defenders
broke the law.

Wow.

It's... It's like
I don't even know you.

Right now, I could say
the same thing about you.

Look, Jane.
I don't support whaling.

It's cruel and inhumane.

But I do believe
in the judicial process.

Everything okay here?

Yes, Ian,
everything is just peachy.

Um, how about
I meet you
in the car?

Okay.

What was he doing
in the courtroom?

Um, after years
of prepping appeals
in the prison library,

Ian has developed
a very shrewd legal mind,

and I am happy
to get the help
wherever I can.

You got to be kidding.

Stop judging Ian.

I'm not judging Ian.
I'm judging you.

Jane, I think you
need help mental help.

If you need
to talk to someone,

I can recommend
a grief therapist.

If you want to come back
to the firm and
go on paid leave,

I will support you 100%.

But I will not pretend
that I think you're doing okay

when obviously you're not...

Despite Stacy's wishes.

Wait. "Stacy's wishes"?

She wants me
to pretend that I think
everything is okay.

But as your friend,
I can't do that.

Jane, imagine if Grayson
could see you now.

Owen, I know how
hard it must be for
you to understand

that I could find someone
so soon after Grayson's death,

and I really appreciate
your concern,

but this doesn't have
to make sense to you.

This is my life,

and I'm gonna live it
the way I want.

My client has a contract.
He can't just be dismissed.

It's my client's position
that Mr. Burton violated

the professionalism
clause of his contract,

which is why
he was terminated.

I tweeted about bigfoot.

How does that make me
unprofessional?

It's not just your tweet.

You discussed
your interest in bigfoot
during multiple assignments.

We cannot recommend
someone who would be
seen as a...kook.

Oh, that's just insulting.

Per the employment contract
of Redtail temporary services,

"Employees will maintain
the highest levels
of professionalism.

"Any failure to do so
will subject them
to immediate termination."

Look, if Dave promises
not to discuss bigfoot

in the future,
would you give him
another shot?

I'm sorry,
but the owner
was very clear.

Okay, well, then you
can tell the owner
that we'll see him in court.

Thank you for finally
returning my call.

What's going on?

Ian's not here, is he?

No. It's just me.

'Cause if I'd known
you were together,

I would not have come back.

Are you really
shacking up with him?

Okay, listen.

I know this sounds
really crazy, but...

I'm not trying to judge you.
I'm not like that.

I don't care
if your turn-ons are chocolate

or vanilla or rocky road,
but I do not like that man.

Why?I don't want to discuss it.

Teri, come on.

I've never said no to you,
but I am now.

And if you ask me again,
I'm gonna leave,

and I'm taking
that cranberry scone with me,
because it looks delicious.

Fine.
I won't ask you
about Ian.

Thank you.

Hey, I'm so glad
you're home.

I need your help
with my seating chart.

Oh, well, keep your cousin Bob
at the old people's table.

Seriously, he drinks too much,
and then he gets handsy
with anyone under 70.

Oh, I invited Teri

you know,
'cause your cousin Dora
can't make it,

so I thought Teri
could replace her
at the slutty singles table.

Well, actually,
I was concerned
with table number one.

That's your table. I know.

And I always imagined
my groom on
one side of me

and you on the other.

And that puts me and Ian
at the same table as Owen.

And although you and I
know the truth,

Owen doesn't
trust Ian, and...I know.

He thinks I need mental help.

Okay.

You know what, Stace?

Ian and I will just sit
at a different table.

But I don't want you
at another table.

But I don't want conflict
at the wedding.

Owen and I can't even be
in the same room right now

without attacking
each other.

What am I going to do?

This is your day and Owen's,
and I love you...

So it's killing me
to say that...

Maybe I shouldn't go
to your wedding.

I won't sugarcoat it.

I wish court had gone better

and that the judge
was more sympathetic
to our cause.

A $10 million verdict
will destroy
the Sea Defenders.

We'd have to
sell off our boats
and all of our other assets.

And if that happens,

Japanese whaling
will continue unabated.

Which is clearly
Okata's goal.

Deena, were you completely
in charge of your boat

when you attacked
the whaling ship?

Yeah. Why?

I may have an idea.

The Sea Defenders
are not the only responsible
party in this case.

Deena Jasper,
who captained
the Sea Defenders' boat,

is also responsible
as an individual.

You want to
interplead an individual

into a lawsuit
against an organization?

Yes.

Deena was never technically
employed by the Sea Defenders.

She didn't draw a salary.

She received
no benefits whatsoever.

If you interplead Deena,
you'd be putting
her personal assets at risk.

I understand.

I would also
like to continue to
represent the Sea Defenders.

That's insane.

Maybe so,
but I can't see a legal
reason to reject the request.

We will resume
this afternoon.

Dr. Panaro,
please share your credentials
with the court.

I'm a doctor
of cryptozoology.

My field investigates
animals whose existence
has not yet been proven.

And do you believe
that bigfoot, AKA
Sasquatches, are real?

Objection, relevance.

Your honor,
Redtail temps
fired my client

because they claim
he's a kook for
believing in bigfoot.

If bigfoot is,
in fact, real,

then clearly,
my client is not a kook.

I'll allow it.

It is my belief
that sasquatches
are present in North America,

living in densely
forested areas with
high protein sources.

Most likely,
they are descendants

of the gigantopithecus,

a large prehistoric primate
that existed in the Miocene
and Pliocene periods.

I'd like to show
a short video
to the court.

Dr. Panaro,
what were those sounds?

My hypothesis is
we were listening

to the vocalization
of a young sasquatch.

I captured that footage
on a recent outing.

Your honor,
this is ridiculous.

I agree.
Ms. Kaswell, you're
testing my patience.

I'm trying to prove
that my client's
interest in bigfoot

isn't that crazy
and certainly doesn't
warrant termination.

Fine, but wrap it up.

Dr. Panaro, what percentage
of the American population
believes in bigfoot?

According to a recent
university poll, 30%.

Thank you.
Your witness.

If 30% of all Americans
believe in bigfoot,

what percentage
finds the idea
preposterous?

That would be 70%.

More Americans believe
in aliens and ghosts

than believe in bigfoot,
correct?

I believe that's correct.

So, as a doctor,
you admit that the belief
in bigfoot is not mainstream.

Yes, but it doesn't
necessarily mean...

Thank you.
No further questions.

Om.

Om.

Om.

Stacy?Hi, Paul.

What you doing?

Asking my inner voice
for guidance.

What does that mean?

Well, I read
an article that says

if you're completely at a loss
on what to do about a problem,

you should
close your eyes,
meditate,

ask your inner voice,

and the answer
will come to you.

Any luck?

The only sound I hear
is my stomach turning
from eating a cheesesteak.

Ugh, I swear,
one of the twins
is a judgmental vegan.

Well, hey, maybe
I can help you.

I can be your inner voice.

Here is my problem.

Jane and Owen
are barely speaking.

Jane might not come
to the wedding.

How do I get
the two to get along?

You should throw a party.

What?Everyone loves parties.

You just get
Jane and Owen
to loosen up

and remember
how much they like
and respect each other.

Wow, Paul, that's...
Sure. Brilliant idea?

But the trick is to keep
the party casual.

If Jane and Owen know
what we're really up to,
they won't show up.

I'll get the wine,
cheese, and toilet paper.

Why toilet paper?

Because I live
with two women,

and we are constantly
running out.

See ya.

Ms. Jasper,
do you recognize
that document?

Yes. It's my contract
with the Sea Defenders.

Would you please read
paragraph 6c,

concerning
your restrictions

as a Sea Defender
representative?

"Sea Defender personnel
are specifically barred

"from engaging in,
encouraging,
or sanctioning

"any illegal behavior
whatsoever."

That means that you led
an unauthorized,

illegal attack
against Okata's ship?

Yes. I acted entirely
outside the scope
of my authority.

Your honor,
given that my client

acted outside
of her authority,

I'm asking
that we dismiss
the case

against
the Sea Defenders,

as Deena Jasper
is 100% responsible
for the attack.

Objection.

Now I see
what's going on.

Ms. Bingum
only interpleaded
her client

as a ploy to substitute
one defendant for another.

Regardless of the reasons,
Ms. Jasper just took

full responsibility
for the attack.

Given her admission... Hold on.

Paragraph 6c
is just boilerplate
mumbo jumbo

meant to relieve
the Sea Defenders
of legal culpability.

Well, mumbo jumbo
or not, the
paragraph is clear.

Your honor? I recognize the validity
of the...mumbo jumbo.

And therefore,
I'm issuing
a verdict right now

against Ms. Jasper.

Okay, then we are demanding
the full satisfaction

of the $10 million
judgment from
Ms. Jasper.

Oh, that's no problem.
We're ready to pay.

One second.

Thank you.

The contents
of this box

represent all
of Deena's assets

a clock radio,

an old phone,

a watch,
and $87 in cash.

Oh, and here
is Deena's
bankruptcy petition,

so good luck collecting
on the rest of that
$10 million.

Okata did not
see that coming.

Jane,
you were amazing.

Oh. It was like you set a trap
and just led 'em right to it.

Well, Ian deserves
all the credit.

Interpleading was his idea. Just happy to help.

To the Sea Defenders. Oh.

Excuse me.
Looking for
Deena Jasper.

Uh, Ms. Jasper
is my client.
What is this about?

I have a warrant
for her arrest.

This has to be a mistake.

The Japanese government
is demanding your
immediate extradition

to face criminal
charges in Tokyo.

What? Ma'am, you need
to come with us.

No, you can't
take her away. Jane.

What do we do?

Deena, don't say
anything to anyone.

Stacy, why exactly are we
having a cocktail party again?

Planning the wedding
has been stressful,

so I thought it might be
fun to have a casual
get together.

Hey, how do you
like your drink?

Uh, it's fine. Thanks.

The secret ingredient
is acceptance,

which is what you should
give Jane when you see her.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, my God.
Is that what this is about?

You wanted to
get me and Jane
together?

Stacy, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,

but I got to go now.

What are you doing here?

We're having
a pre-wedding
cocktail party.

Paul, get her a drink.

You know, I thought
your clients were monsters.

Turns out,
the real monster
is you.

You had Deena extradited
for trying to save the whales?

You shamed
a massive Japanese
corporation in open court.

What did you think
was gonna happen?

Hey, who wants
to play a party game?

I have prizes.

I heard you're still working.

Brought pizza.

Thank you.
That's sweet.

Least I could do.

It's, uh,
kind of my fault

you have to be
at the office so late.

I'm actually
glad you're here.

Do you know
if any of your co-workers

ever complained
to management about
your interest in bigfoot?

No. In fact,
most people
seemed fascinated.

Good. That's helpful.

You know,
I really did
like you...a lot.

I guess the timing
wasn't right.

I should have
called you back.

It's water
under the bridge.

Or is it
"water off
a duck's back"?

I'm never quite sure. I don't know.

You're unlike
any guy
I've ever met.

Thank you,
I think.

Oh, whoa.

I'm sorry.

I think that, uh,
I gave you the
wrong impression.

No, no, I'm sorry.

Um, that was
totally unprofessional.

Uh, please forgive me.

Um, I...
I should probably go.

I... You've got work
to do and pizza to eat.

Yep, I'm
super busy and hungry.

All right. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me, Teri.

Oh, no. What are you doing?
How did you find me here?

You're on Tinder.

Look, I just want to talk.
May I sit down, please?

Go ahead. It's a free country.
Knock yourself out.

But I will be moving tables.

Please.
Just give me a minute.

Okay. I'm timing you.

Okay.

I know I must owe you
a huge apology.

Well, you can say that again.

What I did was...
Unforgivable.

You don't say.

I'm lucky you're even
talking to me right now.

I totally get it.

Ian, you really hurt me.

I mean, we were best friends
all through high school.

We rehearsed
that "Star Search"audition,

what, for almost a year?

I was gonna be famous.

And then you showed up
too drunk to play piano,

and you messed up
my whole act!

I am a horrible person.

Yes. You are.

If you hadn't have screwed up,
I could have had
Beyonce's career.

Teri, I am so sorry.

But for what it's worth,
I'm a completely different
person today.

Can you ever forgive me?

Your honor, as you can see,
I have filed a petition

challenging my client's
extradition to Japan.

She has not committed
a criminal act,

and we need you
to act forthwith.

I'd like to direct
your attention

to the trial transcript
from the civil case.

Question from Ms. Bingum,

"You led an unauthorized,
illegal attack on
Okata's ship?

Response
from Ms. Jasper.
"Yes.

"I acted entirely outside
the scope of my authority."

Under oath,
your client admitted
to committing the crime.

Your honor, if you send
my client to Japan,

you will effectively
sentence her to prison.

She won't get a fair trial,

and the Japanese
will demand their
pound of flesh.

Several Japanese sailors
were injured in the attack,

which provides
the Japanese government

further grounds
for quick extradition.

The real issue here

is a powerful company
is ticked off

because they were stopped
from killing a pod of whales.

Enough.
I'm rejecting
the petition.

Ms. Jasper will be released...
Wait. Please.

Your honor, I am the one
who encouraged my client

to accept
the blame
for the attack.

Hence, I would like
to now argue that
my client is a victim

of ineffective
assistance of counsel.

Come on!
Jane Bingum
is a brilliant lawyer.

We all know
that Mr. French is right.

And while I appreciate
your zeal,

your client will be sent
to Japan first thing tomorrow.

Please take Ms. Jasper
back into custody.

No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Please.

Ma'am, step up, please. Please!

Jane? Jane? You can't let this happen.

Deena!

Jane!Deena!

You remember that day?

Yeah. How could I forget?

We were at Balboa park,

and you taught me
how to roller skate.

You know, I was
only pretending to fall
so you would catch me.

I had a feeling.

You were up early.

I didn't sleep
at all, actually.

I mean, it's Stacy's
wedding day,

and I don't even
know if I'm attending.

And, not to mention,
our client's flight
just took off for Japan.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I have some good news. Hmm?

Teri and I have
officially reconciled.

Really? Mmm-hmm.

I tracked her down
and kept her talking

until she told me
what happened.

Mmm-hmm.

Apparently,
I am a master pianist.

Teri and I went
to high school together,

and I showed up drunk
the day of her
"Star search"audition.

And let me guess
she blames you
for destroying

her chances of becoming
the Korean Lady Gaga.

Actually, uh, Beyonce.
I said I was sorry.

And she accepted
my apology after
I paid for her breakfast.

Good morning.Morning.

Three wedding gifts
were on the porch,

and this envelope for you.For me?

Yeah. It was taped
to the door.

Oh, my God.

I got to get dressed.
I'm gonna go see the judge.

What do you want,
Ms. Bingum?

Just a moment of your time.

Talk fast. Okay.

Please, look at this invoice.

It's for 5,000 tons
of whale meat
sold by Okata in 2013.

Okata has the right
to sell the meat.
Why is this relevant?

The average whale
weighs one ton.

The annual legal limit
for slaughtering whales
is 1,000.

But if they sold
5,000 tons
of whale meat,

that likely means they killed
approximately 5,000 whales.

They exceeded
the maximum kill
five times over.

It seems Okata
violated the law.

Right. But, nevertheless,

your client
still sabotaged
Okata's vessel.

It doesn't change
the facts of the case.

Actually, it does.

The U.S. Japanese
extradition treaty

forbids the extradition
of Americans

charged with political acts.

And if Okata violated
international law,

then Deena's protest would
constitute a political act.

You're absolutely right.

Where did you
get this invoice?

I...am a really good lawyer.

Okay, when the plane
lands in Japan,

I'll have the
state department
reach out to...

No, your honor.
That will be too late.

The Japanese government
will never send her back.

What do you
want me to do?

I have an F.A.A.
Representative
on standby.

One word from you,
and that plane
gets turned around.

I better make that call.

Um, good morning.

Is it morning already?

You're wearing sweats,
which means
you were working all night.

Yeah. Is this about your
wrongful termination case?

Owen, I tried
to kiss a client.

Oh.

I want to blame it
on my post-pregnancy
hormones,

but that's not it. Okay.

Something is wrong with me.

There's nothing
wrong with you.

You're attracted to a client.
It happens.

A few months ago,
he was interested in me,

so we went on a few dates,
but I totally blew him off.

And now,
in the middle
of this case,

I try to...attack him
with my lips.

It's not normal.

Ah.

That might be your problem.

You lost me. Kim, we're lawyers.

Everything
in our professional life

is based on rules
and...and rationale.

We structure our arguments
to be legally sound

and empirically
bulletproof.

But you can't do that
with your personal life.

That's not normal.

But I want to.
It's so much easier.

Yes. It's easier.
It's also boring.

When you surprise yourself,
I say celebrate the moment.

Don't punish
yourself for it.

Owen French,
managing partner,

is telling me
to celebrate the fact
that I tried to kiss a client?

No.

Your friend is telling you
not to beat
yourself up for it.

The managing partner
is telling you to go home,
take a shower,

and get your butt to court.

Good morning, Mr. Burton.

We're formal now.

I'm sorry.

It's just I'm just
trying to be professional.

Kim, relax.

Are we okay?

Yeah, of course we're okay.

Ms. Kaswell.
Whenever you're ready.

Um... Your honor,

the defendant would
like you to believe

that this case
is about
professional etiquette.

But the truth is,
it's really about
so much more than that.

It's about
the way we choose
to live our lives.

It's about limitations
and possibilities.

Now, do I personally
believe in sasquatch?

No, I don't.

But as a metaphor,
absolutely.

See, as a lawyer,

my life is empirical
and logical.

But the truth is...

I'd rather live
in my client's world,

where endless
possibilities still exist

and where
the imagination
is celebrated.

Thank you.

Ms. Kaswell, that was
a very thoughtful speech,

but the law's
not on your side.

I'm ruling in favor
of Redtail temporary services.

The dismissal is upheld.

I'm really sorry.

Did you mean
everything you said?

Believe it or not, I did.

Why are you still here?

Aren't you getting
married this evening?

Yeah, I'm just finishing up
some paperwork.

Listen, I know you taped
the invoice to my door.

I don't know
what you mean.

Owen, you are the only one

who would have access
to a document like that.

Actually, you should have
had access to it, as well.

I mean,
it belonged in discovery.

As an officer of the court,
I was obligated
to hand it over.

I believe
in the judicial
process.

Did you get to
the judge in time?

Yes, Deena lands
at L.A.X. in an hour,

and Adam's
on his way
to meet her.

That's great.

Thank you.

You know...

I'm picking up Stacy
and my tux at your place.

Would you care to join me?

We could all head over
to the wedding together.

Are you sure?

It... It would mean
a lot to Stacy.

And me.

Shall we? Yes.

I just need an hour
to get ready,
and then we can go.

An hour?
All right, an hour and a half.

Wow.

Stacy.

You are stunning!

But wait
Owen's not
supposed to see this.

Oh. Oh!

Does this mean
that you two
are talking again?

Yeah, we're...
We're good.

Thank god!

Okay, group hug.

Yes! Oh.

Did someone
just spill something?

I felt it, too.Yeah.

Oh.
Oh, my God, Stacy.

I think your water just broke.

Nope.
I am not due
for another month.

Twins. Twins.
We knew this
could happen.

I'll get the baby bag. Hold on!

There are 200 guests

about to show up
at the Four Seasons,
all right?

I will just hold
the babies in...

Mmm. ...until after the appetizers.

I am not missing
those truffle
stuffed mushrooms.

I know they're good, but no.

Oh, my God.Oh. What?

Ah, aah! Contraction!

I got the baby bag!

Okay. Okay.
Sweetheart, I love you.

I love you so much.
Forget about the mushrooms.

We're gonna get you
to the hospital, okay?

Breathe. Breathe. breathe.

Good.

Aah! Aah!

Do we have babies yet?

No, not yet,
but Owen's last text said

that they should be here
any minute.

How's Stacy doing?

You know, she still thinks
she can pop out the twins,

take a shower,
and make it to
her own wedding.

Excuse me. Hi, Teri.

I stopped by the Four Seasons,
and the caterer gave me

a box of stuffed mushrooms
and his phone number.

Anybody hungry?

I really missed you.

I missed you, too.

Although there
was an inmate
at Chowchilla

who had
your same haircut
and smooth skin.

I nicknamed her Paula,
and we became very close.

Jane, can I talk to you
for a second?

Sure.

I know that I said
I wanted to take
a month off,

but, um, I need to extend
my leave of absence.

Is this about Ian?

Because he told me
the two of you made up.

It's about me
and my music career.

I'm having
the time of my life.

Yes. Sorry. please, go.
Take as much time as you need.

Thanks.

And for what it's worth,
I'm so happy that
you are happy.

Thank you. I hate to say it,

but Ian turned out
to be a really good guy.

Mmm-hmm.

Truth be told,
he really reminds me
of... Grayson.

Yeah. Yeah, me, too.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just gonna
miss you.

You know, you're my rock.

I love you, Teri.

Oh, God.
Paul, what are you doing?

They're called "pushups."

Yeah, I know
they're called pushups.

I mean... Everybody!

...I'm a dad.

Stacy's doing great.

The twins are...
are healthy
and just beautiful.

Um, obviously,
we need to postpone
the wedding, but...

Cheetos and coke
from the vending machine,
on me!

Oh, so generous!

Congratulations.

Thank you.

So, uh, the doctor
had to give Stacy
some painkillers,

so no visitors
till tomorrow.

She's a little loopy.
She keeps
calling me "big bird."

Where's Jane?

Hey, sweetie.

Hi! Hi.

We had to
postpone the wedding.

I know.

But I have a box
of stuffed mushrooms
for you

when you're feeling better.

You are the best!

Listen, there's 50 pounds
of shrimp in a cooler
at the hotel.

You should pick some up.
Bring it to the office.

I know that Kim
loves shrimp.

Okay. Okay. sure. sure.

Whatever it is you want.

Hey, listen to this. What?

I got the best
wedding present ever

two perfect little babies.

Oh.

Yes, you did.
You did.

Your face looks
a little blurry,

so I'm just gonna
close my eyes
so I can see you better.

I think you should
close your eyes.

Hey, Jane? Yes?

I don't know
what I would do
without you.

Well, good thing
I'm not going anywhere.

And, just for the record,
if we have kids,

I think you'll be
an amazing father.

What do you mean,
"If we have kids"?

We're gonna have kids.

Two boys, two girls,
and a dog named Violet.

Whoa.

Why is there a piano
in our living room?

Because Teri told me
that you can play,

and I would like
to see that for myself.

You bought this for me?

I bought it for both of us.

I wonder how long
it's been since I played.

They say it's like riding
a bike, right?

Oh, my God.
You're really good.

Are you kidding?

I'm freaking great.

♪ It had to be you

♪ It had to be you

Wow, I can sing!

I never had a voice before.

Oh, you can say that again.

♪ I've wandered around

♪ And finally found

♪ Somebody who

♪ Could make me be true

♪ Could make me be blue

♪ Or even be glad

♪ Just to be sad

♪ Thinking of you

♪ Some others I've seen

♪ They might never be mean

♪ They might never be cross

♪ Or try to be boss

♪ But they wouldn't do

♪ 'Cause nobody else

♪ Gave me a thrill

♪ With all your faults,
I love you still

♪ It had to be you

♪ Wonderful you

♪ It had to be you

♪ It had to be you

♪ Wonderful you

♪ It had to be you