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See that
aspiring model there?
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That's me, Deb,
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until the day I died.
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I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,
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but there was
a bit of a mix-up,
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and I woke up
in someone else's body.
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So now, I'm Jane,
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a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.
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I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,
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and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me
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are my girlfriend, Stacy,
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and my guardian angel, Paul.
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I used to think everything
happened for a reason.
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Whoo!
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Well, I sure hope I was right.
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♪ La, la-la, la-la-la-la
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♪ La, la-la, la
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That would be 18 days, Bob.
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Yes, that is correct.
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Mario Lopez and Ali Landry
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were married
for exactly 18 days.
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And now for
the final question
to break our three-way tie.
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Los Angeles county code
17.20.010
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makes it illegal to?
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Roller skate
in a public library.
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Jane Bingum, you've just won
a trip for two to Paris!
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Oh, my God!
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The most romantic city
in the world.
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And now for
your big decision.
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Who's the lucky fella
you'll be taking
on your trip?
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Well, um, at the moment,
I'm single, so...
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See, I love Grayson,
but he is with Nicole.
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And while I know
that he's my soul mate,
I think I'm...
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Jane, Jane,
this isn't therapy.
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This is a game show.
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No boyfriend,
no romantic vacation.
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What? But we do have
the perfect prize...
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Just for you.
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A dinette set for one
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with a lifetime guarantee
of dining alone.
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Let's give it up for Jane,
everyone.
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No! No!
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Another cup?
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Why not?
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Not really looking forward
to work today.
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What? Come on.
You love your work.
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You just don't
want to see Grayson
and Nicole together.
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Well, they'll probably
be all handsy
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since they just spent
a romantic weekend
in Santa Barbara.
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Do you remember
our big couples trip
to Santa Barbara
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when you were still
in your original body?
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Yeah. Me and Grayson
and you and Michael Beck.
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You nearly got us
thrown out of that resort
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when that family
caught the two
of you together.
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Well, how were
we supposed to know
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that the hot tub
was actually a kiddie pool?
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I wonder
what happened to Michael.
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You know, you swore
after you broke up
you'd be friends forever.
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Yeah. Well,
you know how that goes.
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Anyway, I've got
just the thing
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to take your mind
off of Grayson...
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Yoga. Hmm.
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Yogi Rodney is teaching
a special class at noon.
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He's so spiritual.
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Even Owen is going.
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You got Owen
to go to yoga?
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If seeing me
and Owen together
is a problem,
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I totally understand.
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No, it's not.
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And even if it was that,
I am working through it.
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Well, yogi Rodney
is the best.
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I promise you,
for 90 minutes,
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your mind
will travel to places
you have never been.
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Wyoming?
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You're assigning me
a case in Wyoming?
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I need you
to make an appearance
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for an old friend of mine,
Dustin Wycott.
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He and his wife
live in Los Angeles.
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Last year,
she decided to purchase
a vacation home in Wyoming.
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When they were
done remodeling,
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bam, she filed for divorce
in Wyoming.
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Ouch.
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Unlike California,
Wyoming has no
community property laws.
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Let me guess,
she's the breadwinner,
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and Wyoming law
will save her a ton
in the divorce.
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Big-time. His wife's name
is Lonna Wycott.
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She's the founder
of Lonna's lotions.
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Facial in a jar.
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She's worth millions.
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Your job is to convince
a Wyoming judge
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to cede jurisdiction
of the divorce to California.
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One problem...
I can't practice law
in Wyoming.
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Yes, you can.
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I have an order
admitting you pro hac vice,
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a plane ticket,
and a client file.
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Enjoy the cowboy state.
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Good morning.
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For you, maybe.
I got a plane to catch.
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Is that facial in a jar?
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Lonna is my skincare
goddess.
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Look at my pores.
Can't see them.
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Can you? No?
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Can I have this? Sure.
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So, uh,
Lonna's divorcing
her husband.
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I'm representing him
in Wyoming.
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Oh. Good luck.
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Oh, uh, Jane,
let's grab dinner
when I get back.
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Is everything okay? Oh, yeah.
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You know, I just, uh,
want to talk,
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you know,
out of the office.
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Okay. It's a date.
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I mean...Oh, yeah.
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Well, you know
what I mean.
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Hey, boss.
Urgent message.
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Christophe had
a cancellation
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and he's able
to do my highlights?
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Sadly, no.
Bobbi Dobkins was arrested.
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They're holding her
at lockup.
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What? Oh, my God!
Um, um, call the precinct.
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Tell the desk sergeant
that I'm on my way.
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Hey.
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Stace, listen,
I can't make yoga.
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Oh, come on!
I want you to see
my new yoga pants.
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Wait. You sound stressed.
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Were Grayson and Nicole
French-kissing
in the bullpen?
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No. My mom
has been arrested.
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Which mom?
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My mom. Deb's mom.
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I'll call you later, okay?
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Oh, thank God.
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Bobbi. Oh.
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I feel terrible
bothering you.
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No. God.
You are never a bother.
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I would have
called Grayson,
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but the circumstances
are...are too personal.
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Well, you can
tell me anything.
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Think of me
as...your family.
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Now, come on.
Tell me what happened.
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I have been
arrested for...
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I can't even say it.
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Bobbi, what?
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I've been arrested for...
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Hiring a guy
to change my oil.
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Well, was he
an unlicensed mechanic,
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because if you
didn't know...
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No, no.
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He was gonna
clean my pipes.
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I'm sorry.
I still don't follow.
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Jane, I've been charged
with solicitation.
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Solicitation?
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Solicitation of what?
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Solicitation of sex.
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What?
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I've been charged
with hiring
a male prostitute.
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You hired a man
for sex?
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Well, I didn't think
that's what I was doing.
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It was just a cute guy
in a bar.
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Okay. Okay.
You know what?
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Let's start
at the beginning.
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My dance team
had just won the Star
America competition.
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Yay!
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And not to brag,
but my choreography
was pretty fabulous.
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Well, I'm sure it was.
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So, um, after
I dropped the team
off at the studio,
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I really wasn't ready
to go home.
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You wanted
to continue celebrating.
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I decided to treat myself
to glass of champagne
at the Garrison...
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Okay. ...which is where
I met the young man.
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How young?
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He was...
Twenty-something.
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Oh. Okay.
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After some small talk,
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he asked me to take him back
to his apartment, and, uh...
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Mmm-hmm.
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The flirtation developed
into something more...
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And then he just
whipped out his...
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Whoa. I...
I get the picture.
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I was gonna say badge. Oh.
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At first, I thought
it was just a game.
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But he was
an undercover cop.
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The apartment was a trap
set up by the LAPD vice
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as part of
a sting operation.
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You know,
I thought it was odd
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that he wanted me
to go back to his place,
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because normally
we go back to mine.
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Wait. Normally?
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Let's just say
I'm experiencing a bit
of a sexual renaissance.
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Oh, dear. Um...
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Okay.
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Bobbi, the police
look for key phrases
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that indicate intent
to pay for sex,
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so did you say anything
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that they could have
misinterpreted?
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No! I mean, none of this
makes any sense.
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Okay.
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This cannot get out.
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I teach children to dance,
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and this really could
destroy the business.
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Listen, we are going
to get you out on bail,
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and then I'm gonna go
speak to the ADA.
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Okay?Okay.
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Don't worry.
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Tadasana.
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Uttanasana.
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Rough crowd.
I'm just a beginner.
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Tadasana.
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Excuse me,
but some of us are trying
to focus on our chakras.
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Stacy, you need
to stand up right now.
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What?
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Your pants
are see-through.
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What?
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Young lady,
your mula bandha
is showing.
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Oh, my God!
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We got to go.
Let's go.Okay, okay.
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Tadasana.
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Nicole, have you
seen Teri?
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Uh, courthouse
or gynecologist.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
I... I can't remember,
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but, um, she told me
to give you your messages.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Okay. These are all
Owen's messages.
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Okay.
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Ah.
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Okay, Nicole, I need you
to call the ADA's office
and set up a meeting.
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You know what?
I'll... I'll do it myself.
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Thank you, again, for coming
all the way out to Wyoming.
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Mr. Wycott,
I got to ask you.
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At any time,
did you and Lonna
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plan on living in Wyoming
permanently?
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No. No, she told me
the house was
just for vacations.
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And when she served you
with the divorce papers,
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how long had you
two been staying
in the Wyoming house?
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About 2 1/2 months.
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Did you return to LA.
During that time,
even for a short trip?
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We were supposed
to go back for
a wedding,
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but Lonna got sick
and we had to cancel.
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Let me guess,
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after the wedding,
she made a speedy recovery?
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Yeah. How did you know?
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You need to be
living in Wyoming for
60 consecutive days
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in order to get divorced
in this state.
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You know,
when we got married,
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I vowed to make her happy
no matter what.
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I even gave up
my career to help her
with her business.
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And to find out that
she tricked me into
moving to Wyoming
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so that she could
get a bigger
divorce settlement...
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It's just wrong.
249
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Jane. You wanted
to see me?
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Yeah. Bobbi Dobkins.
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She's not a john.
252
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:46,818
I mean,
she's an upstanding
business-person.
253
00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:49,062
Do you know
how many upstanding
business-people
254
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,684
get arrested
for solicitation?
255
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,652
My client believed
that she had
a real connection
256
00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,101
with that undercover cop.
257
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,416
As a personal favor,
please, drop the charges.
258
00:10:58,485 --> 00:10:59,693
Issue a warning.
259
00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:02,800
Two weeks ago, maybe.
But not now.
260
00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:05,734
Cracking down on
sex crimes is a priority
for the new mayor.
261
00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:08,806
So, your boss, the DA,
needs to show off.
262
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,740
Jane, your client's guilty. She is an honest woman.
263
00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:13,811
She swears she never
even offered the man money.
264
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,883
No. But she did
offer something.
265
00:11:16,952 --> 00:11:19,057
So, you're offering me
dance lessons?
266
00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,749
Oh, yeah.
267
00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:24,304
I can offer you
salsa lessons
or tango lessons
268
00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:27,687
or even ballroom lessons.
269
00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:29,033
Well, how many lessons
are we talking about?
270
00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:30,828
Um, how many?
271
00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:33,727
Well, how about one
for every orgasm?
272
00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:35,660
You know
I'm a pro, right?
273
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:39,699
Yes, sir. It's clear
you are no amateur.
274
00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:42,046
Well, I'm a police officer,
and you're under arrest.
275
00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:44,220
That's cute.
276
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:50,019
Officer Hicks,
does this video
accurately depict
277
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:53,713
the negotiation that
occurred between you
and the defendant?
278
00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:54,817
Yes.
279
00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,198
No further questions.
280
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,583
Apart from dance lessons,
did my client offer you
anything else?
281
00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:04,206
No, ma'am.
282
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:06,864
Your honor, salsa for sex?
283
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:09,073
This is hardly
solicitation.
284
00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:11,523
The statute requires
an offer of money
285
00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:14,526
or other consideration
in exchange for
sexual acts.
286
00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:17,737
In People vs. Guidry,
a doctor offered
medical services.
287
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:21,223
In People vs. Beam,
a tow truck driver
offered towing services.
288
00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:24,916
Hello. Miss Dobkins
did not offer services.
289
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:29,749
What she offered
was more of
an...incentive.
290
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:32,752
The dance lessons
have a monetary value,
do they not?
291
00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:34,098
Technically, yes, but...
292
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,755
Then there's enough here
to proceed to trial.
293
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,832
Your honor,
we're only here
294
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:46,489
because my client's wife
bought a second home
in Wyoming
295
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,043
to make it look like
they moved here.
296
00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:49,734
That's ridiculous.
297
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,875
Mr. Wycott is simply
trying to claw his way
back to California
298
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:55,015
in order to squeeze
more money
out of his wife
299
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:56,879
in the divorce settlement. Come on!
300
00:12:56,948 --> 00:13:00,020
They got married in LA
and have lived there
for 11 years.
301
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,435
What's more plausible?
302
00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:04,473
That the Wyoming house
is a vacation spot
303
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,095
or that they
woke up one day
304
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,753
and decided
to give it all up
for life in Wyoming?
305
00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:13,654
Mr. Kent, if you believe
living in our fair state
306
00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,691
means giving it all up,
307
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,038
then clearly,
you've never canoed
the mist of Jackson lake
308
00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:20,696
or witnessed the grandeur
of old faithful.
309
00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:24,182
Make sure you
don't miss the cowgirls
of the west museum.
310
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,081
Of course.
What I meant to say was...
311
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,255
The purpose of
this hearing is
to determine
312
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:31,534
where this marriage
was geographically
situated...
313
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,020
California or Wyoming.
314
00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:37,299
To that end,
I believe home is
where the heart is.
315
00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,509
I'd like to know
where Dustin and Lonna
planned their lives,
316
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:44,858
intended to raise a family,
and joined a community.
317
00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:47,827
So tomorrow,
I expect to see
some evidence with heart.
318
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,380
Your honor, the law
clearly stipulates...
319
00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:51,382
Save it, Mr. Kent.
320
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:54,385
And next time I see you,
I expect your feet
to be in boots.
321
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,318
Sign of respect.
322
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:57,595
We're adjourned.
323
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:04,222
Mr. Saginaw? Hi.
324
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:07,432
My client would like
to make a personal
appeal to you.
325
00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:09,849
Okay.
326
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:16,303
I take full responsibility
for my actions,
327
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:20,721
and I promise
to never put myself
in that position again.
328
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,482
Jane, I told you
my hands were tied.
329
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,933
Well, I know you told me,
but you didn't tell her.
330
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,349
Come on.
331
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:28,626
As an ADA,
332
00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:31,353
you see so many
awful people
who do horrible things.
333
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,320
All she's asking for
is a little compassion.
334
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:37,255
Okay. Fine.
335
00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:39,533
In exchange
for a misdemeanor
guilty plea,
336
00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:41,432
no jail time
and a minimum fine.
337
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:43,158
And we keep this quiet?
338
00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:45,022
Works for me.
339
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,231
Assuming you
don't challenge
the asset forfeiture.
340
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,026
Wait. What?
341
00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:53,444
Any vehicle driven by
a...john is automatically
seized by the city.
342
00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:56,447
That's my dance van.
343
00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:59,070
I... I can barely afford
the payments as it is.
344
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:00,347
I cannot afford a new one.
345
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,935
I seriously doubt
the DA's office
346
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:04,179
needs a van that says
"Little Deb's Dancers."
347
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:07,389
The city's broke.
Asset recovery
is mandatory.
348
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,011
We cannot accept
your terms.
349
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,564
Then I can't accept
your apology.
350
00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:20,367
Jane, I am sorry
about earlier today.
351
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,024
I was distracted.
352
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:24,475
Oh, no. I hardly noticed.
But thank you.
353
00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:27,788
I was completely
unprofessional, and...
354
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:31,033
I let my relationship issues
get in the way of work.
355
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:33,553
Wait.
Your relationship issues?
356
00:15:33,622 --> 00:15:36,211
I am sorry. I am being
really inappropriate.
357
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:39,248
Nicole, no!
358
00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:42,424
Listen, I...
I know we aren't close,
359
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:44,426
but if you're going
through something,
360
00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:47,670
you know, I like to think
of this firm as a family.
361
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,775
You know?
362
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,846
So you should feel free
to just vent.
363
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:54,815
Grayson broke up with me.
364
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,921
Oh.
365
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,406
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
366
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,890
I should've seen it coming.
367
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:02,754
You know what?
368
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,515
This is probably
the last thing
369
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:05,723
that you need
to be worried about.
370
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,518
So I am sorry
to have bothered you.
371
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,969
No! Nicole.
No.
372
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:12,523
You are no bother,
believe me.
373
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,525
Maybe you'll feel better
if you talk about it.
374
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:18,494
Yeah. Okay.
375
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,531
Yeah.
376
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,636
We stopped for dinner
on the way to Santa Barbara.
377
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:23,741
Mmm-hmm.
378
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,951
At the table,
Grayson was...distant.
379
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,366
Mmm.
380
00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:32,474
He insisted he was fine,
but I pushed.
381
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:36,443
Then he admitted
he...he didn't think
I was...the one.
382
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,137
Wow.
383
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,586
Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
384
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:45,107
Yeah, I...
I want to hate him,
but I can't.
385
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:51,389
I mean, I know he tried
really hard to make it
work with me, but...
386
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:55,048
Well, Jane,
have you ever
dated a gay guy?
387
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:56,739
Grayson is not gay. No.
388
00:16:56,808 --> 00:17:00,122
I mean, in high school.
I dated three in a row.
389
00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:03,091
They all wanted to be
the perfect boyfriend,
390
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,232
but they couldn't
because their heart
just wasn't in it.
391
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:11,064
Well, Grayson's heart
just wasn't in...us.
392
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:14,964
It's as if he...
He's in love with
someone else.
393
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:17,760
Oh.
394
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,211
Anyways, thanks
for listening.
395
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,041
Good night, Jane.
396
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,812
Oh, Stace,
I am so glad you're up.
397
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,883
You are never gonna
believe this. Oh.
398
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,783
Sorry. Are you meditating?
399
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,132
I'm trying to, but I can't.
My third eye is blind.
400
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:46,410
My Om sport yoga pants
are see-through.
401
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:49,585
And yesterday,
the entire class
saw my mula bandha.
402
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,587
I can never show my face
in there again.
403
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,176
Come on. Yoga students
are enlightened.
404
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:57,145
Maybe in India,
but not in LA.
405
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,801
There's a photo
on Instagram.
406
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,010
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry, sweetie.
407
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,427
Anyway, what can I
not believe?
408
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:07,534
Guess who broke up
before they ever made it
to Santa Barbara?
409
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,811
Grayson and Nicole!
410
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,365
Ooh, this is big.
411
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:12,919
Jane, you need
to seize the day.
412
00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:14,576
The way Grayson dates,
you got to get in there
413
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,233
before he jumps
to someone else.
414
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:17,751
But then I'm the rebound?
No way.
415
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,237
Nicole is the rebound.
You're the bound.
416
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,584
You are bound to be
with Grayson, finally.
417
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:24,862
Well, right now,
he's in Wyoming on a case,
418
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,898
but we are having dinner
when he gets back.
419
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,452
We should pick out
an outfit...
420
00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:29,936
Something that says,
421
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:32,870
"If you don't
ravage me soon,
I am going to scream."
422
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:35,321
Oh, I wish I could.
I got to go to court
and defend my mom.
423
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,392
Oh. How's that going?
424
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:39,739
Get to tell
a roomful of strangers
all about my mom's sex life.
425
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,398
Good luck with that.Thanks.
426
00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:56,307
Mr. Wycott,
where do you live?
427
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:57,619
California.
428
00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,586
Lonna and I
created a life in LA.
429
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,692
Can you give examples
to prove it?
430
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:03,487
Every Christmas,
we go to Disney hall.
431
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:04,557
We already have
our tickets.
432
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,317
We sold those tickets.
433
00:19:06,386 --> 00:19:08,561
A month ago,
we RSVP'd to join our
Jackson hole neighbors
434
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,218
for the holiday jamboree.
435
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,427
Our wedding album is
still on our coffee table
in Los Angeles.
436
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,394
Our walls are covered
with family photos.
437
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:16,465
I scanned our photos.
438
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,226
In our new home,
we have digital picture
frames in every room.
439
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,538
Every Sunday in LA,
we go to Venice beach.
We take a dip in the ocean.
440
00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,644
Every Sunday
in Jackson hole,
we go horseback riding
441
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,922
and have lunch at
the Saddle House Grill.
442
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:27,235
Half the price,
and the waiters
know our names.
443
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:29,616
Ms. Wycott,
do you have any proof
444
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:33,586
that your husband
intended to move here
permanently?
445
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:36,623
Dustin gave me this card
just after we bought
our house in Wyoming.
446
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:41,283
"To my one and only,
happy birthday.
447
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:44,528
"The first of many
in our new home,
sweet home."
448
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,673
I request a recess,
your honor.
449
00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:54,123
Not necessary, Mr. Kent.
450
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,056
I've heard enough
to find that Wyoming
451
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,749
does have jurisdiction
over this divorce.
452
00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:01,269
Tomorrow morning,
I'd like to see
both parties
453
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:04,479
with settlement offers
as per Wyoming law.
454
00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:06,170
We are adjourned.
455
00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:13,557
Owen, you wanted
to see me?
456
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,559
Stacy, I'd like you
to meet Jamie Nance,
457
00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:17,871
manager of the LA branch
of Om sport yoga.
458
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,701
Hello.
459
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:22,635
I was so sorry to hear
about the incident
in yoga class.
460
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,913
I'm here to apologize
on behalf of Om sport.
461
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:27,881
Those pants were defective
and should have never
left your factory.
462
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,573
We agree.
463
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:32,265
Unfortunately,
it was a one-in-a-million
manufacturing mistake.
464
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:35,130
We hope you'll
accept our apologies
and a $500 gift card.
465
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,788
Thank you.
466
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:38,858
Thanks.
467
00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:40,031
Thank you.
468
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:43,794
Owen. That was so sweet.
469
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,278
My pleasure.
470
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:47,832
Now you can continue
your spiritual path.
471
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,732
$500 of spandex
will not restore
my dignity.
472
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:53,044
I am still
the laughing-stock
at Yogi Rodney's.
473
00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:55,254
Stacy, come on.
You know what?
474
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:58,187
Tomorrow, you and I
are going back
to Yogi Rodney's class.
475
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,706
I appreciate
what you're trying to...
476
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,639
Bup-bup-bup.
I will not take no
for an answer.
477
00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,025
My name is Clayton Barclay.
478
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:09,509
I'm a bartender
at the Garrison.
479
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,684
Mr. Barclay,
what's the average age
480
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,168
of the female patrons
at the bar?
481
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:15,791
Between 40 and 55.
482
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,414
And the male patrons?
483
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:20,348
About the same,
except for Wednesday nights.
484
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,591
And what's so different
about Wednesday nights?
485
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:23,765
We have a cougar night,
486
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,181
so it's older women,
younger guys.
487
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,804
And the younger guys,
are they prostitutes?
488
00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,254
Some of them are, yes.
489
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,774
Objection. Speculation.
490
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:36,743
Unless Mr. Barclay is
an expert at identifying
male prostitutes.
491
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,366
Sustained.
492
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:40,160
Last question...
493
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:42,404
Do you recognize
the defendant?
494
00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:45,200
Vodka tonic, two limes.
495
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:46,581
Thank you.
496
00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:52,380
Mr. Barclay, have you
ever heard my client
solicit a man for sex?
497
00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:54,589
No.
498
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,591
And are all the men
who go to the Garrison
on Wednesday nights gigolos?
499
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,661
No.
500
00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:00,664
No more questions.
501
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,942
Ms. Dobkins has
a tab at the bar?
502
00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:05,427
Yes. Uh, it's just
shy of $200.
503
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,602
$200.
504
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:11,847
Okay, this isn't Mad Men.
Women buy men drinks, right?
505
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,056
Get over it.
Get to your point,
Mr. Saginaw.
506
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,957
Did Ms. Dobkins
ever offer to pay down
her tab
507
00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:19,786
with dance lessons?
508
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:22,548
Yes, she offered
the entire staff
cha-cha lessons, actually.
509
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:24,515
Let the record reflect
that the defendant
510
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:27,656
clearly views
her dance lessons
as a form of currency.
511
00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:30,349
This isn't good, is it?
512
00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,282
No.
513
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,630
So, Bobbi,
I need to put you
on the stand.
514
00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:38,771
No.
515
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,980
I... I cannot
talk about...
516
00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:43,431
My sex life
with a bunch of people.
517
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,780
The jury needs to see
you are a professional
and mature adult.
518
00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:50,092
It's too late for that,
isn't it?
519
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,025
Oh, this is so embarrassing.
520
00:22:52,094 --> 00:22:53,751
Bobbi!
521
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,822
Hey! Hi!
522
00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:56,892
Tell me about court.
523
00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:59,239
Did Jane deliver
an amazing argument
524
00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:01,380
to wow the jury
and save the day?
525
00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:02,450
Not yet.
526
00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:03,623
Did you hear
my big news?
527
00:23:03,692 --> 00:23:04,866
Hmm?
528
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:05,970
I'm pregnant.
529
00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:07,593
Oh, Stacy!
530
00:23:10,492 --> 00:23:12,080
Wow.Thank you.
531
00:23:12,149 --> 00:23:14,185
Well, listen, ladies,
I'm gonna let you
catch up,
532
00:23:14,254 --> 00:23:16,533
'cause I need to prepare
an amazing argument
to wow the jury.
533
00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:20,433
Wow.
534
00:23:20,502 --> 00:23:22,228
So, you're gonna
have a baby. Mmm-hmm.
535
00:23:22,297 --> 00:23:24,195
I realized there's
nothing in the world
536
00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:26,577
I wanted more
than to be a mom.
537
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,614
I know that feeling. Yeah.
538
00:23:28,683 --> 00:23:31,651
I remember
buying baby clothes
even before I was pregnant.
539
00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:35,793
Oh. Wow.
540
00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:38,278
Uh, do...
When are you due?
541
00:23:38,347 --> 00:23:41,799
Do you... Do you have,
uh, names picked out?
542
00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:43,801
Bobbi, are you okay?
543
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:45,389
Oh, I'm just flushed,
that's all.
544
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,597
I don't mean to pry,
545
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,566
but, um, are you
having a hot flash?
546
00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:53,293
Ooh, no, no.
It's definitely not that.
547
00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:55,226
It's...
Can you keep a secret?
548
00:23:55,295 --> 00:23:56,780
I sure can.
549
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,161
Jane still thinks Owen
is the one who deleted
550
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:01,578
the season finale
of The Bachelorette
from our DVR.
551
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:03,338
Gosh. This is so personal.
552
00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:07,066
But, uh, I had
a little procedure done
553
00:24:07,135 --> 00:24:08,826
to enlarge my G-Spot.
554
00:24:08,895 --> 00:24:11,795
And while this has done
wonders for my sex life,
555
00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:13,382
every once in a while,
556
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,764
I'll get these
sort of just spontaneous
sensations!
557
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,421
Are you having one
right now?
558
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:20,942
Please, don't tell anybody,
Not even Jane, okay? Really.
559
00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:23,358
And I'm gonna go...
560
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:25,878
Oh...just put some water
on my face.
561
00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:27,120
Okay. I will...
562
00:24:27,189 --> 00:24:28,605
It's good to
see you.
563
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:34,231
Jane? Do you have a second?
564
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,716
Sure. Of course.
565
00:24:36,785 --> 00:24:40,893
So, um, Judge Kaufman
is looking for a new clerk.
566
00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:42,895
I was wondering if
you would make a call
on my behalf.
567
00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:45,414
Is this about Grayson?
568
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,416
I would like to move on
to other opportunities.
569
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,972
Understood.
I'll make that call today.
570
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,352
Thank you.No problem.
571
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:56,184
Hi.
572
00:24:56,253 --> 00:24:57,357
Oh. You're busy?
573
00:24:57,426 --> 00:24:58,876
No, no, no. No.
574
00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:01,500
I was just helping out
a coworker.
575
00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:03,640
Between us,
Grayson broke up with her,
576
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:06,401
and now she wants
out of here.
577
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:09,197
Oh. Hmm. Another one
bites the dust.
578
00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:12,062
Well, you know,
finding a soul mate
takes time.
579
00:25:12,131 --> 00:25:13,753
Grayson already found
his soul mate,
580
00:25:13,822 --> 00:25:16,860
and now every woman he dates
is compared to Deb.
581
00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:20,001
Well, not to take
anything away from Deb,
582
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:23,487
but I know Grayson
pretty well,
583
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:28,803
and I think he's gonna find
another equally suitable
soul mate.
584
00:25:28,872 --> 00:25:33,083
Well, I'm sorry,
but I don't think
he'll ever settle down.
585
00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:36,949
Well, maybe you're
projecting your own issues
onto Grayson, you know?
586
00:25:37,018 --> 00:25:38,467
The way you jump
from bed to bed.
587
00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:42,230
Excuse me?
588
00:25:42,299 --> 00:25:44,301
I don't think
you know anything
about my issues.
589
00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:47,028
Well, I've actually
learned a lot about you
in the past 48 hours.
590
00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:49,720
Oh, wow.
That was unprofessional.
I'm gonna go.
591
00:25:49,789 --> 00:25:52,240
Bobbi, I... I...
592
00:25:52,309 --> 00:25:54,794
That came out wrong.
593
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,667
Business records
for my wife's company.
594
00:26:05,736 --> 00:26:07,945
What are you
looking for?
595
00:26:08,014 --> 00:26:10,189
Wyoming doesn't recognize
community property,
596
00:26:10,258 --> 00:26:12,398
but you quit your job
to help Lonna
with her business,
597
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:14,780
so maybe we can
find some reimbursement
for your time.
598
00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:16,195
Okay.
599
00:26:16,747 --> 00:26:17,714
Thanks.
600
00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:21,856
You doing okay, man?
601
00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:27,482
You know, for 11 years,
Lonna was my whole world.
602
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:28,863
And now I see her
in the courtroom,
603
00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:31,451
and she feels like
a complete stranger.
604
00:26:32,245 --> 00:26:34,558
I understand.
605
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,353
I know it's not
the exact same thing.
606
00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:38,735
But a few years ago,
I lost someone close to me.
607
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,806
I'm sorry.
608
00:26:42,462 --> 00:26:44,741
The judge said
home is where the heart is.
609
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,952
Maybe he's right.
I don't know.
610
00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:51,713
But I can tell you one thing
I know for certain...
611
00:26:51,782 --> 00:26:56,476
In order to heal,
the heart needs
to move on.
612
00:26:56,545 --> 00:26:59,238
It doesn't mean
we give up
our old memories,
613
00:26:59,307 --> 00:27:02,068
but we have to create
new ones.
614
00:27:02,137 --> 00:27:03,242
How's that going for you?
615
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:06,038
Let's just say
I'm working on it.
616
00:27:07,798 --> 00:27:09,110
All right.
617
00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:12,147
Hey, Dustin.
618
00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:15,047
Um, when Lonna suggested
the Wyoming house,
619
00:27:15,116 --> 00:27:17,394
did you have any idea
she wasn't happy
in the relationship?
620
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,499
No.
621
00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:22,502
Things seemed
good between us,
or so I thought.
622
00:27:22,571 --> 00:27:24,919
Anything unusual happen
around that time?
623
00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:28,716
Uh, I remember she went
to the cosmetic conference
in Atlanta.
624
00:27:28,785 --> 00:27:31,580
When she came back,
she suggested
the vacation home.
625
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,962
So, a woman
who lives in Los Angeles
626
00:27:34,031 --> 00:27:36,102
goes to a conference
in Atlanta,
627
00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,828
then decides
she wants to buy
a house in Wyoming?
628
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,728
Doesn't that
strike you as odd?
629
00:27:40,797 --> 00:27:41,970
It does
when you put it like that.
630
00:27:52,774 --> 00:27:53,775
Hi.
631
00:27:57,606 --> 00:27:59,367
I want to apologize.
632
00:27:59,436 --> 00:28:02,094
I am so sorry for
what I said to you
yesterday.
633
00:28:03,543 --> 00:28:04,855
Thank you.
634
00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:09,998
And I can be a little
overprotective of Grayson.
635
00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:12,207
Well, you were
being protective of Deb.
636
00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:15,624
And I respect that.
637
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,765
It's hard for me
to see him with
anybody but her.
638
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,284
Yeah. I understand that.
639
00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:27,326
You know,
and we're both pretty
upset about your case.
640
00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:28,914
I know that
you hate the idea,
641
00:28:28,983 --> 00:28:32,262
but I really think
our best move in court
is to put you on the stand.
642
00:28:33,573 --> 00:28:35,299
All right. If you think
it's that important.
643
00:28:35,368 --> 00:28:37,646
I do. I want the jury
to relate to you.
644
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,821
Oh, you know what?
645
00:28:39,890 --> 00:28:42,341
You should wear
your vintage Boucl suit.
646
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:44,101
It's perfect.
647
00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:46,863
How do you know
about my vintage Boucl?
648
00:28:48,278 --> 00:28:49,831
Stacy.
649
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:54,836
She showed me pictures of,
um, Deb's sweet-16 party.
650
00:28:54,905 --> 00:28:57,459
That...
That party cost me
a fortune.
651
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,358
She had to have it
at Trader Vic's,
652
00:28:59,427 --> 00:29:01,981
and every table had to have
a flaming pupu platter.
653
00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:03,707
Well, I'm sure
it was worth every cent.
654
00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:11,163
Okay, I've gone through
all of your wife's
business receipts,
655
00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:13,268
and I need to discuss
something with you.
656
00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:14,442
Okay.
657
00:29:15,995 --> 00:29:18,549
Okay, last year,
Lonna's conference
was six days.
658
00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:20,517
For the first three,
her morning
room service order
659
00:29:20,586 --> 00:29:22,795
was eggs benedict,
orange juice,
and a doughnut.
660
00:29:22,864 --> 00:29:25,764
Yeah, Lonna likes
to cheat on her diet
when she travels.
661
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:28,180
For the next three days,
she ordered two of everything
662
00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:30,527
plus a glass
of half cranberry,
half grapefruit juice.
663
00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:31,735
Grapefruit juice? No way.
664
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,668
No, she thinks it'll
make her skin break out.
665
00:29:33,737 --> 00:29:35,566
I hate to say this,
666
00:29:35,635 --> 00:29:36,947
but I think Lonna
was cheating on more
than her diet.
667
00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:43,436
All right, everyone.
Take your positions.
668
00:29:43,505 --> 00:29:45,024
Owen, I want to go home.
669
00:29:45,093 --> 00:29:46,750
Everyone's already
looking at me.
670
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,442
Trust me.
When class starts, nobody's
gonna be looking at you.
671
00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:50,512
Uttanasana.
672
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,790
All right.
673
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,449
Owen,
those are my pants.
674
00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:58,935
That's right.
My mula bandha.
675
00:29:59,004 --> 00:30:01,006
Take it in, people.
Drink it up.
676
00:30:06,356 --> 00:30:09,117
Ms. Dobkins, just one
important question.
677
00:30:10,774 --> 00:30:12,880
Do you frequently offer
free dance classes
678
00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:15,434
with no expectations
of anything in return?
679
00:30:15,503 --> 00:30:16,953
Absolutely.
680
00:30:17,022 --> 00:30:18,230
I love what I do.
681
00:30:19,093 --> 00:30:20,473
Everybody should dance.
682
00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:23,304
No further questions.
683
00:30:24,477 --> 00:30:26,514
Were you aware
that The Garrison
684
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,310
has a reputation
as a hot spot
for prostitution?
685
00:30:30,276 --> 00:30:31,553
I had no idea.
686
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:35,350
And it is not as if
the guys walk around
687
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,870
with name tags that say,
"Hello. I'm a gigolo."
688
00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:42,461
Are you familiar
with this issue of
LA. Weekly?
689
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,671
Uh, yes, I have...
690
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:48,501
I've...have seen
that before.
691
00:30:50,262 --> 00:30:53,886
We found it in your van.
I've underlined a review
of The Garrison.
692
00:30:55,819 --> 00:30:57,372
Would you read it, please?
693
00:30:57,441 --> 00:30:58,649
Hmm.
694
00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:03,620
"On... On Wednesday nights,
695
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:05,035
"The Garrison
is the best place
696
00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:08,797
"for women of a certain age
to solicit sex..."
697
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,213
Do you need a minute,
Ms. Dobkins?
698
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,697
Bobbi, are you okay?
699
00:31:11,766 --> 00:31:13,457
I'm...fine.
700
00:31:13,526 --> 00:31:16,978
"...bar and it's atmosphere!"
701
00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:18,083
Someone call
the paramedics!
702
00:31:18,152 --> 00:31:19,601
She's having
a heart attack!
703
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:22,950
Ohh!
704
00:31:28,196 --> 00:31:30,336
Jane, really,
I'm fine,
705
00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:31,959
and I would like
to check myself out now.
706
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:33,788
The doctors
need to run some tests.
707
00:31:34,996 --> 00:31:36,549
The only reason
that I'm in here
708
00:31:36,618 --> 00:31:37,826
is because you
told the paramedics
709
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,035
that I was having
a heart attack.
710
00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:41,969
Well, you were sweating
and stammering and...
711
00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:43,798
I know,
but it was not my heart.
712
00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:46,387
It was an orgasm.
713
00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:47,733
What?
714
00:31:47,802 --> 00:31:50,184
An orgasm.
715
00:31:50,253 --> 00:31:52,117
And I have not been
able to control them
716
00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:55,430
since I had
a little procedure
called a G-Shot.
717
00:31:55,499 --> 00:31:56,949
Oh, God.
I'm so confused.
718
00:31:57,018 --> 00:32:00,021
Collagen is injected
directly into the G-Spot
719
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:02,541
to increase pleasure
and sexual desire.
720
00:32:04,646 --> 00:32:06,545
Okay. Why on earth
would you do this?
721
00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:08,029
Jane, I lost my drive.
722
00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:12,102
Maybe that's just,
you know,
723
00:32:12,171 --> 00:32:14,484
'cause you weren't in
a meaningful relationship.
724
00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:17,107
Relationship.
725
00:32:17,176 --> 00:32:21,836
Do you know
what it's like out there
for women like me?
726
00:32:21,905 --> 00:32:23,838
The older guys,
they're looking
for trophy wives,
727
00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:25,633
and the younger guys
just want to party.
728
00:32:26,772 --> 00:32:28,498
My idea of
a big Friday night
729
00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:31,397
was a pot of green tea
and blogging
about knitting.
730
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:35,436
I mean, really,
I was in a rut until
I saw that LA. Weeklyad.
731
00:32:35,505 --> 00:32:37,403
So you did know
the bar's reputation?
732
00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:40,475
No, no. I...
I never read that article.
733
00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:43,237
But I had the magazine
in my van
734
00:32:43,306 --> 00:32:44,963
because it had
an advertisement
for the G-Shot.
735
00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:46,654
Okay.
736
00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:50,969
See, I thought that
if the shot could make me
feel sexual again,
737
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,178
then men might see me
that way.
738
00:32:53,247 --> 00:32:55,697
You could have called me.
We could have talked
about that.
739
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,355
Oh, honey, you're sweet,
but I wasn't looking
for conversation.
740
00:32:58,424 --> 00:33:00,771
I wanted intimacy.
741
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,566
And I wanted
to be touched.
742
00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:09,366
I guess this shot
still seems extreme,
you know?
743
00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:12,404
Men have Viagra.
744
00:33:12,473 --> 00:33:13,819
And this really
isn't that different.
745
00:33:14,682 --> 00:33:16,063
And the results are...
746
00:33:16,132 --> 00:33:17,443
Magic, really.
747
00:33:17,512 --> 00:33:20,515
Except for that
one side effect...
748
00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:22,483
These occasional
spontaneous orgasms.
749
00:33:23,622 --> 00:33:26,349
How common
are these side effects?
750
00:33:26,418 --> 00:33:28,972
Well, the day
after the shot,
it started up,
751
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,629
so I went right back
to the doctor,
752
00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:33,011
and he said
that I am one-in-a-million
753
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,048
but that they would
diminish over the next
couple of weeks.
754
00:33:37,877 --> 00:33:39,707
Oh, Bobbi.
755
00:33:39,776 --> 00:33:42,020
I think your G-Spot
just saved the case.
756
00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:46,748
Any idea where
your client is,
Mr. Kent?
757
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,750
I'm supposed
to meet my family
at the Wagon Wheel.
758
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:49,993
Oh, he'll be here
any minute.
759
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,891
Good morning.
Sorry I'm late.
760
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,031
I brought juice.
761
00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:59,002
You do not intend
to drink that in here.
762
00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,831
No. It's not for me.
763
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,316
It's for opposing
counsel.
764
00:34:02,385 --> 00:34:04,559
Half cranberry,
half grapefruit juice.
765
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:06,044
You drink that
every morning,
don't you?
766
00:34:06,768 --> 00:34:07,804
Yeah, uh...
767
00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:08,977
Come on, AJ.
768
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,117
Anybody who's ever
had breakfast with you
769
00:34:10,186 --> 00:34:12,705
knows you order
that crap.
770
00:34:12,774 --> 00:34:14,500
But why are you
bringing juice
to opposing counsel?
771
00:34:14,569 --> 00:34:17,089
We subpoenaed
room service records
from the Atlanta hotel
772
00:34:17,158 --> 00:34:20,713
where Lonna attended
a cosmetic conference
a year ago.
773
00:34:20,782 --> 00:34:23,613
Well, it turns out...
AJ was at the same hotel
774
00:34:23,682 --> 00:34:25,097
for a legal symposium.
775
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:28,238
For three days,
he ordered juice
to his room,
776
00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:30,378
then he ordered it
to hers.
777
00:34:30,447 --> 00:34:32,000
What the hell
are you implying?
778
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,727
Well, it doesn't take
a genius to understand
the implication.
779
00:34:34,796 --> 00:34:37,005
You are having an affair
with your attorney.
780
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,800
And that affair predates
the Wyoming house,
781
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:41,009
which shows
that Lonna induced Dustin
782
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,047
to buy that house
under false pretenses.
783
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:47,568
Your honor, how does
the fine state of Wyoming
treat fraud?
784
00:34:47,637 --> 00:34:49,570
Among the toughest
in the nation.
785
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,676
I strongly encourage you
to settle this divorce
786
00:34:52,745 --> 00:34:56,473
and give Dustin
everything he's entitled
to in California.
787
00:35:01,858 --> 00:35:04,550
Your honor, I'm moving
to dismiss the case
against Bobbi Dobkins.
788
00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:05,620
On what grounds?
789
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:07,484
Because my client
was unable to form
790
00:35:07,553 --> 00:35:11,661
the requisite specific
intent to commit
the crime of solicitation.
791
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:14,595
That's ridiculous.Actually, it's science.
792
00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:16,976
Because of the side effects
of a medical procedure,
793
00:35:17,045 --> 00:35:19,013
Ms. Dobkins has been
suffering from a condition
794
00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:21,188
known as hypersexual
disorder.
795
00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:22,499
What procedure?
796
00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:25,882
She got a G-Shot
in her G-Spot,
797
00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:29,506
and hyper-sexuality is
a rare but well-documented
side effect.
798
00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:32,716
This is ludicrous.
The G-Spot doesn't
even exist.
799
00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:35,478
Is that
the official position
of the state of California,
800
00:35:35,547 --> 00:35:36,962
or have you
just not found it yet?
801
00:35:37,031 --> 00:35:38,170
Well...
802
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,172
And hypersensitivity
of the G-Spot
803
00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:42,278
can lead to a state
of neural arousal
804
00:35:42,347 --> 00:35:44,038
which impairs judgment...
805
00:35:44,107 --> 00:35:46,316
The judgment necessary
to form intent.
806
00:35:46,385 --> 00:35:47,904
This is absurd.
807
00:35:47,973 --> 00:35:51,804
We have sworn statements
from my client's doctor
808
00:35:51,873 --> 00:35:53,806
which documents our claim.
809
00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:58,915
Unless you can disprove
the medical testimony,
810
00:35:58,984 --> 00:36:00,434
Ms. Bingum has made
a compelling argument.
811
00:36:03,678 --> 00:36:05,542
And this case is dismissed.
812
00:36:06,681 --> 00:36:07,751
Oh!
813
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,788
Oh, thank you, Jane.
814
00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:11,997
Thank you. Thank you.
815
00:36:16,726 --> 00:36:18,314
Stacy. Wow!
816
00:36:18,383 --> 00:36:21,248
You look so Zen,
I almost mistook you
for the Dalai lama.
817
00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:23,422
Thanks, but you do realize
818
00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:25,424
the Dalai Lama's, like,
an 80-year-old man?
819
00:36:25,493 --> 00:36:27,909
You know what?
Let me take you to dinner.
820
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,636
We can celebrate
your triumphant return
to Yogi Rodney's class.
821
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:35,538
What you did today
822
00:36:35,607 --> 00:36:38,437
was the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
823
00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:40,784
It was nothing. It was everything.
824
00:36:40,853 --> 00:36:43,960
It reminded me
of why I chose you
to be my sperm donor.
825
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,170
Thank you.
826
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,378
Here's the thing.
827
00:36:48,447 --> 00:36:50,829
I've never been in
a successful relationship.
828
00:36:51,761 --> 00:36:52,969
Owen...
829
00:36:53,832 --> 00:36:55,109
I think we need to break up
830
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:57,698
before I mess this up
and then you hate me.
831
00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,389
I could never hate you.
832
00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,598
I promise if things
don't work out between us,
833
00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:03,290
we'll always be friends.
834
00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:05,947
You see, that's exactly
what Michael Beck said.
835
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,501
Who?
836
00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:09,813
He was this guy
that I dated years ago,
837
00:37:09,882 --> 00:37:11,608
and I thought
he was the one
838
00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:13,679
until we took
a couples trip
to Santa Barbara.
839
00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:17,304
On the way back,
we got into a fight
over an Elton John song.
840
00:37:17,373 --> 00:37:22,205
Michael insisted it was
Hold me closer,
Tony Danza."
841
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,414
I tried to tell him nicely
that he was wrong,
842
00:37:24,483 --> 00:37:25,726
and the next thing
you know,
843
00:37:25,795 --> 00:37:27,348
we were fighting
about everything.
844
00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:28,591
We broke up.
845
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,800
He calls Loveline
And tells Dr. Drew
846
00:37:30,869 --> 00:37:33,354
that one of my boobs
was bigger than the other.
847
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:35,011
Not true, by the way.
848
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,600
Stacy, I'm not Michael Beck.
849
00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:41,914
I know,
but I'm still Stacy.
850
00:37:41,983 --> 00:37:44,814
And suppose
this gets serious
and then we break up.
851
00:37:45,642 --> 00:37:47,506
And things could get ugly,
852
00:37:47,575 --> 00:37:51,959
and I don't want my child
to be around parents
who don't get along.
853
00:37:52,028 --> 00:37:53,823
I want my child
to respect you
854
00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:56,101
and not be colored
by mean things
855
00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:58,724
that I might say about you
because of Tony Danza.
856
00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:04,868
So for the sake
of the baby,
857
00:38:04,937 --> 00:38:06,076
we need to break up.
858
00:38:07,008 --> 00:38:08,389
I actually, uh...
859
00:38:09,563 --> 00:38:11,668
I understand.
860
00:38:11,737 --> 00:38:14,015
But just know
I won't give up on us.
861
00:38:17,571 --> 00:38:18,641
I should go.
862
00:38:22,403 --> 00:38:23,542
Stacy.
863
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:27,166
With your heart
and my hot mula bandha,
864
00:38:27,857 --> 00:38:28,996
that's one lucky kid.
865
00:38:30,273 --> 00:38:31,412
Yeah.
866
00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:41,215
Hi.
867
00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:42,354
I wanted to say thank you.
868
00:38:42,423 --> 00:38:43,873
You got the job.
869
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,909
Judge Kaufman said,
with your glowing
recommendation,
870
00:38:45,978 --> 00:38:47,325
she had to hire me.
871
00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:49,396
I start tomorrow.
872
00:38:49,465 --> 00:38:50,466
Congratulations.
873
00:38:50,535 --> 00:38:52,157
Thank you.
874
00:38:52,226 --> 00:38:55,505
And because it happened
so quickly,
875
00:38:55,574 --> 00:38:57,542
I can get out of here
before Grayson gets back.
876
00:38:58,232 --> 00:38:59,406
Yeah.
877
00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:01,960
You know what, Nicole?
878
00:39:02,029 --> 00:39:04,169
For what it's worth,
879
00:39:04,238 --> 00:39:06,896
Grayson's lack
of commitment
was never about you.
880
00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:09,208
You're fabulous.
881
00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:12,004
You're gonna meet
somebody else.
882
00:39:12,073 --> 00:39:13,316
Damn right I will.
883
00:39:17,285 --> 00:39:18,390
Goodbye, Jane.
884
00:39:20,116 --> 00:39:21,117
Bye.
885
00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:40,792
Oh. Hi. Hi.
886
00:39:40,861 --> 00:39:42,863
I'm so glad
that you could make it.
887
00:39:42,932 --> 00:39:44,347
I'm so glad you called.
888
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,453
You know,
I've been meaning
to tell you,
889
00:39:46,522 --> 00:39:49,870
legal troubles aside,
I'm actually really
impressed
890
00:39:49,939 --> 00:39:51,941
that you took control
of your sexuality.
891
00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,425
Well, from here on out,
892
00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:54,840
I'll just choose the men
more carefully.
893
00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,221
Well, sure.
894
00:39:57,774 --> 00:40:00,087
How about you?
Are you dating anyone?
895
00:40:00,156 --> 00:40:02,089
Um, oh. Grayson.
896
00:40:02,158 --> 00:40:03,159
Grayson?
897
00:40:03,228 --> 00:40:04,402
Oh, Grayson. Right.
898
00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,645
I asked him
to...to join us.
899
00:40:06,714 --> 00:40:08,371
Hello, ladies.
900
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,236
So, how was Wyoming?
901
00:40:11,305 --> 00:40:12,789
Let's just say
it made me miss LA.
902
00:40:13,687 --> 00:40:14,722
Hmm.
903
00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:17,587
Drinks on me.
904
00:40:17,656 --> 00:40:19,762
Chardonnay for you
and a vodka tonic,
two limes.
905
00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:21,004
Good memory.
906
00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:25,837
Jane, for the record,
I was wrong.
907
00:40:25,906 --> 00:40:27,286
Wrong about what?
908
00:40:27,355 --> 00:40:29,979
I never thought
that Grayson could
look at anybody
909
00:40:30,048 --> 00:40:31,187
the way he looked at Deb,
910
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:33,603
but he does.
911
00:40:34,984 --> 00:40:36,054
You.
912
00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:40,541
That's...ridiculous.
Really?
913
00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:42,716
And it makes sense,
914
00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,614
because the way
you were defending him...
915
00:40:45,408 --> 00:40:47,065
You have feelings.
916
00:40:47,824 --> 00:40:49,447
Well...
917
00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:51,621
Ever since we met,
I thought we had
a special bond,
918
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:53,243
so I'm just
gonna say this.
919
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:59,802
You with Grayson,
that feels right.
920
00:41:03,391 --> 00:41:04,841
Now I'm gonna
leave you two alone.
921
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,120
Okay.
922
00:41:08,189 --> 00:41:09,605
Life is short.
923
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,090
You tell him
how you feel.
924
00:41:24,412 --> 00:41:25,759
Here you go.
925
00:41:25,828 --> 00:41:27,415
Hey. Thank you.
926
00:41:29,417 --> 00:41:31,558
So, Grayson, um...
927
00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:35,182
I have something that
I want to say to you.
928
00:41:37,253 --> 00:41:40,187
After everything
that we've been through,
929
00:41:41,844 --> 00:41:42,983
I...
930
00:41:43,052 --> 00:41:44,294
Jane! Stacy.
931
00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,644
Sorry. One second.
Excuse me.
932
00:41:49,990 --> 00:41:51,957
What? I have been
trying to call you.
933
00:41:52,026 --> 00:41:54,028
I turned my phone off,
but whatever it is,
it can wait.
934
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:55,271
No, it can't.
935
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,066
Your mother's
in the hospital.
936
00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:59,896
No. Sweetie.
My mother's
right over there.
937
00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:01,898
No. Your other mother.
Jane's mom.
938
00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:03,279
She collapsed.
939
00:42:03,348 --> 00:42:05,523
What? Hold on.
940
00:42:07,352 --> 00:42:08,629
Everything okay?
941
00:42:08,698 --> 00:42:10,148
I'm so sorry.
I... I have to go.
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