All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S05E06 - Fool for Love (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring
model there?

That was me, Deb,
until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up.

And I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe,

and the only people
who really know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend Stacy
and my guardian angel, Paul.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

Whoo!

Now, I sure hope
I was right.

* La, la, la, la-la-la-la

* La, la-la, la

* Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

* Well, hello,
hello, Mr. Sunshine

* Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Good morning.
You two are up early.

I'm working on my list
of potential ex-boyfriend
sperm donors.

Ooh.
And check this out.

I'm learning Chai Tea.

Paul, it is Tai Chi,
not Chai Tea.

Stace, are you sure
an ex is better than
an anonymous donor?

Well, all of my ex-boyfriends
had some good qualities,

so maybe they've
got the right
stuff to be a donor.

Martin Ward?
Cross him off.

But he was
so sweet.

Last week,
I saw him at
the courthouse.

He's been arrested
for armed robbery.

Okay. But I still need
to pick at least three.

Why three?
Paul has
a great idea.

Tell her.

You know how
Stacy can't decide
what to wear

until she has
three different
outfits laid out?

Yeah?
That's what
I'm gonna do!

I'll invite my
top three choices
to a cocktail party,

and by the end
of the night,
I'll have a donor.

What could
possibly go wrong?

So, Jane,
Paul and I
were wondering...

Wait. The two of you were
wondering something together?

Yes, we are both
very concerned
about your well-being.

How are you
and Owen?

We know he came
over here the other night.

Yeah. He apologized
for being rough
on me at work,

but I have no idea
if he is open to more.

And by more,
you mean...

I mean forgiving me
and taking me back.

Jane, you need
to touch him.
Mm-hmm.

Find an excuse
to touch Owen.

Brush up against
him in a meeting
or an elevator.

If he still cares,
it will be electric.
Trust me.

When you touch a guy,
his response says it all.

Owen!

Oh.

Good morning.
Uh, hello.
What's going on?

Jane Bingum,
Brad Pines.

Brad is a chemistry
grad student at Cal U.

This morning, he dropped
his professor off at LAX.

He's supposed to give
the keynote at
a conference in Prague,

but he was arrested
for trying to smuggle
drugs out of the country.

They're holding
him at the airport.

I will get my bag.

Oh, thanks.
Touch him.

Okay.

You need
to touch him.
Okay.

It's a computer
fantasy game
called Forevermore.

My boyfriend,
Craig, created it.

Now there's major
interest from publishers
and movie studios.

If you need me
to negotiate
the contracts,

I'm happy to meet
with Craig and...

He was killed in
a hit-and-run just
over two years ago.

Oh. Uh, I'm so sorry.

And now that Forevermore
might be worth millions,

his estranged parents
are claiming his estate.

This game is
Craig's legacy.

I can't let
them control it.

Well, if Craig
didn't leave a will,

then his parents are
entitled to everything.

We were together
for eight years.

Doesn't that make me
his common-law wife?

California doesn't recognize
common-law marriage.

The probate
hearing is today.

Today?

I didn't think
it would come to this.

When Craig
dropped out of college,
his parents cut him off.

They acted like
he didn't even exist.

Okay.

Okay, let's get down
to the courthouse.
I'll see what I can do.

Found methamphetamine in
the lining of your duffel bag.

Professor, did you
pack the bag yourself?

No. No, the bag
wasn't mine.

My girlfriend, Melody,

she asked me
to bring it
to her in Prague.

Brad said you were going
there for a conference.

That's correct.

Melody works as a model,
mostly in Europe.

She got a last-minute
runway gig in Prague

that was at the same
time as my conference.

Tell me more
about the bag.

Melody e-mailed
me yesterday.

She said the last time she
was in L.A. she left some
stuff at a friend's place.

That friend brought the bag
to my house last night
so I could bring it to Melody.

Did you meet
this friend?

No. She just
left the bag by
the side door.

Well, I looked inside.
It was just clothing.

Professor, we have to prove
that you had no knowledge that
the drugs were in the bag.

I had no
knowledge, okay?

Now, please, just...
Just call Melody.

She's staying at
the InterContinental
in Prague.

She'll tell you
her friend's name,

and we'll get this
all sorted out.

Kim!
Vanessa.

When are you due?
Two months. You?

The same.
Wow.

I haven't seen
you since, um...

Since I, uh,
left Grayson
at the altar.

Yeah,
you must think
I'm horrible.

Oh, I think
it's none of my business.

So, how much
do you love
being pregnant?

Oh, um, so much.

We should,
like, schedule
lunch sometime,

compare notes
on night nurses
and nannies,

doulas, the whole shebang.

Yeah, all those things.

Oh, my god.
Everything okay?

My amazing
husband just got us
the Bugaboo Stroller.

The waiting list is,
what, like, a year?

And every good mom
needs a Bugaboo.

Ooh, god.
I got to go.

Good to see you.

You too.

Okay.

Paul, listen closely.
I need you to get me
the Bugaboo Stroller.

No, the Bugaboo, okay?

Whatever it costs,
whatever it takes.

Let's go.
We're late.

Okay.
Twenty minutes
till the arraignment.

Sorry.

I was trying to reach
the Professor's girlfriend.

Any luck?
Well, she's registered
at the hotel,

but she hasn't
checked in yet.

Oh, and Teri is
tracking down her
modeling agency.

Good.

We're gonna be late.

Uh, you know,
I was thinking,

if the teacher
from Breaking Bad
can cook up meth,

then it'd be a snap
for a college professor.

Yeah, well,
it's one thing
to cook it up.

It's another to smuggle it
illegally out of the country.

Right.

Oh, that's me.

Huh.

Jane, are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay. Good.

Federal Customs Officers,
acting on an anonymous tip

from the Homeland Security
hotline this morning at 7:14,

searched the defendant's
luggage and found
a kilo of methamphetamine.

We're filing charges
for possession with
intent to distribute.

My client enters
a not guilty plea.

We also request
reasonable bail.

We ask the defendant
be held without bail.

He's scheduled to travel
to Taiwan next month

for a chemical
manufacturer's
board meeting,

and since Taiwan doesn't
have an extradition treaty,
he's a flight risk.

The Professor will
cancel his trip
and surrender his passport.

With his international
connections, he could still
find a way out of the U.S.

I agree.

Defendant will be
held without bail.

Why didn't you tell the judge
about Melody's friend?

I got an e-mail
in the courtroom
from my assistant.

She's contacted the top
two dozen modeling
agencies in the U.S.

and no one has
heard of a model
named Melody Lanthum.

That's because
Melody's based
in London.

You need to talk
to agencies in London.

Professor, we can't help
but feel there's something
you're not telling us.

Well, uh...

Melody and I, um...

We haven't
actually met.

What do you mean?

I mean, we haven't
actually met in person.

We started chatting
two months ago

on a rainforest
preservation website,

and that led to e-mails
and IM's and we just...

We just fell
for each other.

But with Melody
working in Europe
and my busy schedule,

we hadn't had
a chance to meet, so...

You're welcome
to read our
correspondence.

Yeah. Actually,
that could be helpful.

Okay.

I'll have my
research assistant bring
you my external hard drive.

Right.
Okay.

You know, more than
50 percent of couples
these days meet online.

Yeah.

I mean, most of them
meet in person
before becoming a couple.

Well, I don't...
I don't know if you're
in a relationship, Ms. Bingum,

but for me, I've found
dating to be really difficult

and with Melody,
we just connected.

It's that simple.

Those are
Craig's parents.

I tried to say hi,
but they just walked by.

Mr. and Mrs. Bailey,
if your lawyer's
not here in 60 seconds,

I will be forced
to dismiss this case.

Sorry, Judge.
I'm here.

Seven months' pregnant.
I got to pee every 10 minutes.

Great.

Your Honor,
my client's son,
Craig Bailey,

died tragically
two years ago
without a will.

Now, because he had
no surviving children,

his parents
inherit his estate.

That's correct.

Excuse me,
Your Honor.
Yes?

If I may, Kim Kaswell.

I'd like to intervene
under CCP 387

on behalf of my client,
June Frazier,

the decedent's
long-term girlfriend.

Ms. Frazier was neither
Craig Bailey's spouse nor
registered domestic partner.

While that's true,
my client has a claim
to Craig's estate

under Palimony law.

That is ridiculous.

Maybe, but color
me intrigued.

I'll set aside time
for arguments
this afternoon.

Owen asked me
to tell you that
he headed over

to the courthouse
to get the bench notes.

Okay.
And this is Beth,

your client's
research assistant.
Oh.

Hello.
Hi.

Professor Kane's
external drive.

Thank you
very much.

And I just want to say,
I heard about the charges,

and I can assure you,
he's innocent.

Glad to hear it.
He wasn't
motivated by money.

And he was so proud
of the research he was
gonna present in Prague.

He would never
jeopardize that.

Beth, how much
do you know about
the Professor's personal life?

He didn't have one.

He was in the lab
seven days a week.

Do you know
if he had a girlfriend?

No, I don't think so.

Okay. Thank you.

Could you please describe
your relationship with Craig?

We were in an exclusive,
committed relationship
for eight years.

And you were planning
a future together?

Yes, we wanted
a big family.

Truth is, we'd been trying
for three years, but...

We weren't as lucky
as you or Ms. Hemmings.

In fact, we were just about
to start a round of IVF
when Craig died.

Your Honor, Ms. Frazier's
testimony must be limited
to whether she and Craig

had an understanding that
they would share equally

in the results of
their combined efforts.

Yes. We combined our income,
we split household chores.

I mean, when he
was writing code, I would
do most of the housework,

but when he needed
my help with graphics,
he would cook and clean.

We were married
in every respect.

Your Honor, we contend that
the 1977 Lee Marvin
Palimony case

should apply to Craig
and June's relationship.

The Marvin case dealt
with a break-up,
not a death.

So unless this court
is prepared
to make a new law,

palimony doesn't apply.

I'm inclined to agree.
Do you have any further
arguments, Ms. Kaswell?

Yes.

But I'd like
a recess to gather
the necessary materials.

You have
until tomorrow.

Hey.

Hi.

Why are you
blocking me?

You heard
about Vanessa.

Look, I'm completely
over her,

but tell me
you're kicking
her ass in court.

Actually, she's
kicking mine.

In that case,
I read your
client memo.

I think you're looking
at the facts wrong.
Really?

Yeah, you're forcing
the law to recognize
the romantic relationship.

You should go after
the work relationship.

A couple that close,
he works at home?

She's got to be
involved in some way.

She did say she helped
out with the graphics.

There you go.
Under copyright law, you can
argue June's a co-creator.

It won't get her everything,
but it might get her
some of what she deserves.

Hey, thanks, Grayson.

Trust me,
here to help.

Is that the Bugaboo?

Now, would I
let you down?

What can I say, Paul?
I'm impressed.

You can say I'm
the best intern
at the firm.

You're the only
intern at the firm.

You're very welcome,
Ms. Kaswell.

Hmm.
Hey! So...

Did you touch Owen?
Was there a spark?

Uh. I tried and then
my heel broke.

I don't know.
Maybe it's a sign to just
keep my hands to myself.

What are you
doing here?

I picked the three exes I want
to invite to my sperm-donor
cocktail party tonight.

Finance guy,
real-estate agent
and personal trainer.

Wallet,
homemaker
and bod.

I remember them well.

Do you think that I should
tell them why I'm having
them over for drinks?

Mm-mm-mm.
I say mum's the word.

Otherwise, they might
not act naturally.

You're right.
Mm-hmm.

So, what are you reading?
You looked a little emotional.

These e-mails from
my professor client
and his model girlfriend,

whom he's never
actually met.

That's weird.
I thought so, too.

Anyway, they've
been e-mailing for
about two months,

but we can't locate her.

Oh! She's a model
named Melody Lanthum.

Mm-mm.

No agency's
heard of her, either.

Well, maybe she models
under a different name.

Remember when I almost
changed my name to Lady Gaga

before Stefani Joanne
Angelina Germanotta
stole it from me?

I do not remember that.

So, what else
do you know
about her?

Not much. My client
met her on a rainforest
conservation website.

Okay, well...

Let's see.

I am searching
Melody Lanthum...
Mm-hmm.

...and rainforest
conservation.

Voila! Here is
her profile page
on myrainforest.org.

Oh, looks like
she adopted an acre
of land in Costa Rica.

We should
really do that.
Mm-hmm.

And...
Oh, there's
a photo.

Mm.

Oh, my god.

What?

It's you.
I mean, she's you.
You're Melody!

These bench notes
are from the crime lab's
forensics expert.

The meth is
high grade,
very pure.

Well, which is
not good for us.

The AUSA is gonna argue that,
as a chemistry professor,

you would know how
to create a pure version.

Jane, hey.
Hi.

Um...

Professor...

I don't...
I'm sorry. I don't even
know how to tell you this.

Um...

Melody Lanthum
doesn't exist.

Well, of course she does.
You read our
e-mails, our texts.

I read your e-mails,
and I believe that
yours are genuine.

I found Melody's photo.

That's Melody.

No, that's Deb Dobkins.

She was a model,
and she died in a car
accident several years ago.

I'm so sorry.

Professor, I think you should
consider the possibility
that you have been catfished.

I'm sorry.
I don't understand.

It's slang term for
someone who creates
a false online identity

to pursue
a romantic connection.

Why would
anyone do that?

Well, I think you
were being set up.

As what?
A drug mule?

Yeah. Looks that way.

Well, then who
was I writing to?

And who was
writing to me?

All I know is we
have to get back
in that courtroom

and convince the jury
that you are a victim
of an elaborate hoax.

Your Honor, earlier,
my client testified

that she helped out
with the graphics
of Forevermore.

She was being modest.

This is Kalipso,
the game's hero,
as sketched by Craig.

Now, June reworked
this rendering,

and after dozens of drafts,
Kalipso now looks...

Like this.

June also reworked
the setting,

turning rudimentary
drawings like this...

Into the Bledso Forest.

Forevermore wouldn't exist
but for my client's
creative contributions.

Objection, Your Honor.
This is pure speculation.

Teri?

We'd like to enter
into evidence thousands
of pages of drawings

my client contributed
to the creative process.

Your Honor, this is...

Um, the...

I'm just lost
my train of thought.

Are you okay,
Ms. Hemmings?

I think I need to sit.

I'll review the evidence,
and I'll have my clerk
inform you of my decision.

Jane!
Oh! Stacy.

What are you doing here?

Well, my sperm-donor cocktail
party has had some setbacks.

Two of my top three
choices can't make it.

Why not?
Finance guy
is in rehab.

Right.
Real-estate
guy is married.

Of course.
Good news,
personal trainer is coming,

and so is political aide,
who was my alternate.

All right.
Now I just
need one more...

Hey, what do you
think about him?

Oh.

Hank?
You've never
dated him.

No, but he's
smart and funny.

Hey, didn't you
two have a thing?

No. No!

I mean, he asked
me out once.

Are you asking to borrow
one of my old suitors?

Because if you are,
the answer is,
of course you can!

Oh, shh!
He's coming!
Oh.

Hello, ladies.
Hi.

I seem to remember
that you both
liked iced chais.

Thank you.
So kind.

Well, I come from
a long line of kind men.

Did you hear
that, Jane?
Yes, I did.

So, how are you, Hank?

Never better.

Hank, we're having
a few people over tonight
for a cocktail party.

Would you
like to come?

Well, I have
to check my schedule.

Kidding!
I'm pretty much
always free.

What time?

Funny. Mm.

Wow.
Is that what
I think it is?

Oh.

Something wrong?

Oh, no, no.
Not at all. Um...

I mean, this company
is supposed to make
a solid, reliable stroller.

What do you mean,
"This company"?

Oh, um, this is
a Bubbaboo,
not a Bugaboo,

but I'm sure
you knew that.

Of course.
Yeah, uh...

See, one of my
goals as a parent

is to make sure my kid doesn't
get caught up with labels.

Oh, right, of course.

You better keep your kid
out of your closet,

with all of those Hermes bags
and Louboutin shoes...

What do you
want, Vanessa?

The Baileys will
give June $50,000

if she will waive
any claim
to Forevermore.

$50,000 is a joke.

Well, it's better
than nothing.

Be sure to remind
her of that.

I allow myself
one cookie a week.

It means an extra 20
on the elliptical,
but it's worth it.

I say it depends
on the cookie.

You know, I mean,
is it homemade
or out of the box?

So, do you still work
for the senator?

I'm actually
a lobbyist
for Ivar Oil.

Oh.

How exciting for you.

Oh! Will you
excuse us?

Hmm.

FYI, Ivar Oil is
the company on trial
for polluting the L.A. River.

Oh. The one
killing all those seagulls?

That's the one.

Oh.

Hello.
For you.

Oh, I love flowers.
How did you know?

All right.
Get in here, Hank.

Make yourself at home.

What is with
the clipboard?

Oh, I have a checklist of my
top six sperm-donor traits,

kind, stable,
ambitious, intelligent,
funny, attractive.

Let's go find him.
Okay.

Grayson.

Thank you for
meeting me here.

Frankly, I don't have
much to say to you.

Well, you had a lot
to say to me in court.

That whole Perry Mason stunt
with the shopping cart?

The only reason that
you were there was
to throw me off my game.

Well, to be fair,
you did leave me
standing at the altar.

Ah. And how long
till you got over it?

Lunch?
Yes.

A late lunch.

You still owe me
an apology.

Yeah, you're right.

I am sorry for
the way I bailed.

You see,
when we
were together,

it was like
I would get lost
in my fantasy of us.

But I knew,
deep down, I wasn't
the right one for you.

What I didn't realize
until later was that,

well, you weren't really
the right one for me, either.

For what it's worth...

I'm still pretty embarrassed
for the way I left you
at the wedding.

It's probably
why I never
reached out.

And what about you?
Anyone special in your life?

Not right now,
and I'm fine with that.

I almost believe you.

What's that
supposed to mean?

Well, I hear that Owen
and Jane broke up.

What's that got
to do with me?

It's really nice
seeing you, Grayson.

98, 99, 100!
Whoa!

And now I can
have a cube of cheese.

Trainer guy is
so off the list.
Agreed.

Which means
Hank is in the lead.

He's sweet and funny.

And he thinks
I'm a real blonde.

Well, and the good thing
about him being just a donor

is that he'll never
know the truth.

Jane, Stacy,
come here.

This guy's real name...

...is Norville Rogers.

Hey, it's not nice to make
fun of someone's name.
Yeah.

Norville Rogers is
the real name of Shaggy,
from Scooby-Doo.

Oh!

Once a month,
my mom and I,

we still watch
marathons of The Doo.

Ooh.
You're kidding, right?

I don't joke
about Scooby.

I can also do
impressions
of Elmer Fudd,

Snagglepuss,
and Huckleberry Hound.

Oh! And at last
July's convention,

my Daffy Duck costume
took second place.

You know what, um...

This whole night
was a big mistake.

I'm sorry, guys,
but I invited
you over here

because I thought I would
want one of you to be
a sperm donor for my baby,

but I don't want a baby
that kills seagulls

or has to exercise
to eat a cookie

or laughs like
a cartoon dog.

Not that you all
aren't terrific, you know,
in your own ways.

But, yeah, time to go.

Okay.
Okay.

Well, that was a disaster.
What am I supposed to do now?

Okay. You know what?
You just take a deep breath...

When the right donor
comes along,
you will just know it.

Okay.

I'll get it.

Owen?

Hey.
Hi.

Do you, uh... Do you have
a second? Are you...
Oh, of course.

Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just, uh...

Just thinking...

I think you should
handle the Professor's
testimony tomorrow.

Oh. No problem.

I think it'll have
more impact on the jury
if you're up there, kind of,

guiding him through
his journey, step by step.

Professor, many people
will find it hard to believe

that a man
of your intellect
could fall so hard

for someone
that you've
never even met.

The human brain
believes what
it perceives.

To me, Melody was as real
as anyone I've ever known.

So, you were
the victim of
a cruel hoax

designed to trick you
into smuggling drugs
out of the country.

I believe I was, yes.

Professor, you testified
that you had no knowledge
of the methamphetamine.

Yes. That's the truth.

The government's continued
to monitor professor
Kane's e-mail account

pursuant to an
active warrant,

and we'd like
to submit
into evidence

an e-mail that was
sent to the defendant

just 15 minutes ago from
MelodyLanthum@gmail.com.

Please read
that for the jury.

"Stuart, where are
you, darling?

"We need the fresh,
delicious pastries

"you're bringing
from Los Angeles.
X-O Melody."

Objection, relevance.
I mean, pastries?

"Pastries" is well-known
code for methamphetamine.

It seems that your
client is late with
the drugs, Ms. Bingum.

I didn't know
about the drugs.

Uh, recess, Your Honor?

Good idea.
We're done
for the day.

Of course $50,000
is a lot of money,

but it's nothing compared
to the value of Forevermore.

But if I don't take it,
I could end up with nothing.

What should I do?

What would Craig
want you to do?

Excuse me.
The clerk just called.

The judge ruled
for the Baileys. Sorry.

You okay?

You just asked me
what Craig would want.

Right, but the deal's
off the table.
We have a verdict.

I know.

I know what Craig
would want me to do.

He would want me
to move on with my life.

I'm gonna
have his baby.
What?

Remember I told you
we started IVF
when Craig died?

Well, we had a few embryos
frozen at the clinic.

I'm going to get pregnant.
That's what Craig would want.

Well, that... That's great.
I mean, I'm happy for you.

I just wish you would
have made this decision
a couple months ago.

Why's that?

Any baby born within
two years of a father's death
has full inheritance rights.

But Craig died two years
and two weeks ago.

Yeah.

Well...

I wasn't ready
a few months ago.

I am now.

God!

Stace, you've
got to stop
creeping up on me.

Sorry.
Hey, where's Owen?

Uh, I don't know. Why?

No reason.
Just making
conversation.

Oh, there he is.

Wow. I never realized
how tall he was.

Yeah.
He looks kind of like
Vince Vaughn but not as puffy.

Okay, Stacy,
we had a bit of
a setback in court,

so do you need
something from me?

From you? No.

Okay.

Hey, Jane,
that's my top
in that photo.

You borrowed it
and never returned it.

Sorry. I must've forgotten
with the whole me dying thing.

Wait. When did
I borrow this?

I've been trying to figure out
when this picture was taken.

You wore it
to our five-year
high-school reunion.

You wanted
something to match
your toenail polish.

Yes, I did! I remember!
And Grayson took this photo.

Mm-hmm.

So, when do you expect
I can have my top back?

Kim.

June, what's wrong?

After I left your office,

I called to make
an appointment
at the clinic.

They told me that Craig's
parents got an injunction
blocking me from my embryos.

What?
They hate me so much

they can't stomach the idea
of me becoming pregnant
with their grandchild.

No one is that vindictive.
There's got to be
something else going on.

I promise I'll get
to the bottom of it.

I remember
taking the photo.

Deb was so happy.

She was actually
pretty tipsy.

She kept trying to say
the word "Purple"
and it would come out...

Burple.

Uh, that's a very
common mistake.

Oh.
Anyway,

do you have any idea
how the people who
set up Professor Kane

could have gotten
their hands on this?

Yeah, I think I sent
the photo to the alumni
coordinator that was...

Whoa.

Did you feel that?

Must be the carpet.
Static build-up.

Yeah.

So...

Yep, here it is.

There you go.
The original photo
before it was cropped.

No way.

What?

I know who
catfished
the Professor.

Beth, you are an awful,
awful human being.

We know you were using the
professor to transport drugs.

God, no. Ms. Bingum, I had
nothing to do with the drugs.

I'm in love
with him.
Oh, please.

I was too shy
to approach
him in that way.

So when I saw
he was a member
of this online group.

I joined under
a fake name.

And?

Soon we started spending
hours online together.

I fell so hard,
and I was in too deep
to tell him the truth.

Tell me about
that photo.

It's a woman
named Deb Dobkins.
Mm-hmm.

We went
to high school together.

She died in
a car crash.

Were you
two friends?

No.

She wouldn't even recognize me
if we were in the same room.

She was gorgeous...

And popular...

And, well...

I was not.

Okay.

So, the Professor was planning
on meeting Melody in Prague.

That's impossible.
I'm Melody.

He was going there
for a conference,
not to meet me.

A week ago,
he got an e-mail
from Melody

saying that she
landed a last-minute
modeling gig in Prague.

Ms. Bingum, we haven't
corresponded for
at least 10 days.

Wait! You haven't had
any contact with him
since his arrest?

Of course not.
He's in jail.

Okay. This is the bag that
was dropped off
at the Professor's house.

Do you recognize it?

No. I don't
recognize the bag.

Uh, wait.

That's my shirt,

the pink one.

And those are
my leggings
and my jeans.

Oh, my god.

I left all of this stuff
at my ex-boyfriend's
house when we broke up.

What's your
ex-boyfriend's name?

Brad Pines.
I'm a graduate
student at Cal U.

You have been in
this courtroom every day
supporting Professor Kane.

It's the least
I can do.
He's my mentor.

Is it true you once had
a relationship with Beth Ryan?

I'm...

Not sure why you're asking,
but, yes, that's true.

And isn't it also true
that you discovered

Beth had created
an alternate identity

and had started
an online relationship
with Professor Kane?

Objection.
Relevance.

Overruled.

I'm curious
where this is going.

Yes.

I discovered Beth
was pretending to be
someone she wasn't.

Tell me about
a software program
known as MiddleMan.

It intercepts exchanges
between two parties

and allows the user to act
as if they're the other party
to an e-mail conversation.

If you used Middleman
to intervene between
professor Kane and Melody,

you could carry on
an e-mail conversation
with both of them,

and they'd have no idea
that they were actually
e-mailing with you.

Your Honor,
defense exhibit "R",

Brad's credit-card
statements.

He purchased the software
seven weeks ago,

around the time of his
breakup with Beth.

Now, true or false...

You held the Professor
responsible for the rejection
of your grant application?

True. I was angry.

He called my
application sloppy, but...

You figured out
the perfect plan

to get even with both,
your ex for leaving you,

and the Professor
for denying your grant.

Isn't that right?

That's ridiculous.
That isn't an answer.

This is defense
exhibit "S."

Phone records
that prove

you called in
the anonymous tip that led
to Professor Kane's arrest.

You can't trace
calls made to an
anonymous hotline.

Yes. But at 7:14 a.m.,
you called a phone number

in the Cayman Islands
that acts as a firewall

so that forwarded calls
cannot be traced.

Your Honor, at this time,
we ask for an immediate
dismissal of all charges

against Professor Kane.

The government agrees
and asks that this witness
be placed under arrest.

So ordered.

Your Honor, we're asking
you to grant my client
access to her embryos

under California Probate Code
section 249.5,

which governs
the posthumous use of
a father's genetic material.

The code is only
relevant to posthumously
conceived children

if they were conceived
within the two years
of the father's death.

And since Craig Bailey died
two years and two weeks ago,
the statute has no bearing.

Nice try.

But if you look
at the statute,

it actually says that
a baby must be in utero

within two years
of the date of issuance
of a death certificate.

But because Craig died
in a hit-and-run,

an investigation delayed
the issuance of his death
certificate by four months,

which means that
not only is June entitled
to those embryos,

but any child she
conceives within the next
three and a half months

will inherit Craig's
entire estate, including
all rights to Forevermore.

Your Honor,
under the statute,

Ms. Frazier must
supply evidence of
the father's intent.

And we have it.

Your Honor, video-game
creators often hide

so-called "Easter eggs"
within their games.

For example, if someone
playing Forevermore
reaches level 100

and slices open the lock
on this treasure chest
with their sword,

a message from
Craig appears.

"For June
and our children,

"Not yet born
but already
in my heart.

"Now and Forevermore, Craig."

Your Honor, we ask
that you grant our client
access to her embryos.

So ordered.

I'm also placing
Craig Bailey's
estate in escrow

until the birth
of his child.

On that date, said child will
inherit Craig's entire estate,

of which Ms. Frazier
shall be the executor.

Paul?
What's this?

I heard you were really upset
about the other stroller.

And I really did think
it was a Bugaboo and not
a Bubbaboo, by the way.

It's okay, really.
No, it's not.

You deserve the best.

Kim Kaswell,
you are a force.

Congrats on the win.

And I see you got
yourself a real Bugaboo.

Nice job. But I thought
that you didn't
care about brands?

She doesn't.
It's a gift from me.

Ah.

I'll say it again,
nice job.

Oh, we're not...
It's good
to meet you.

I'm Paul.

Sweetheart,
we should get going.

Why did
you do that?

She was trying
to make you feel small,

and nobody should make
anybody else feel small,
especially a mom-to-be.

Oh, thank you.

And thanks for the stroller,
but I looked the other one up

and the ratings
are just as high, so...

Oh, thank god.
What?

I slipped a security guard
at the mall 100 bucks

to let me borrow this
from the window display.

It's due back
in 20 minutes.

You're a free man.
What's next, Professor?

I suppose I'll return
to the life I led

before I fell for a woman
who doesn't exist.

The woman you
fell for does exist.

Beth Ryan really
cares about you.

Beth Ryan made
a fool out of me.

Once she figured
out what happened,
she felt awful

and she offered her
complete cooperation.

Why are you
defending her?

I'm not
defending the lie.

I'm just asking
the Professor to consider
the bigger picture.

What's wrong
with keeping
an open mind?

I'm sorry.
I didn't know
she was here.

You don't have
to speak with her.

No, it's fine.

I just want to say,

I'm so sorry.

I'll be leaving the university
at the end of the term.

That would be
a mistake.

When last we e-mailed,
before Brad hijacked
our accounts,

you said you had
a photo of a kingfisher

from the Malaysian Rainforest.

Yes. My cousin took it.

I'd love to see it.

Yes. Yes, of course.

Walk you out?

Okay.

Well, I suppose,
as a scientist,

it's my job to keep
an open mind, so...

What a case, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, what do you say
we go out to dinner
to celebrate?

You know, my treat.

I'm exhausted.

Thank you, though.
Yeah.

Have a good
night, Jane.
You too.

Yo, boss!

Congrats on your win.

Thank you.
You've been busy.

I heard about you and Kim
and the baby carriage.

News travels fast.

Hey, I'm confused.
I thought you were
supposed to be watching me.

You're jealous.
No.

Look, Jane, the only reason
that I'm an intern here

is so that I can be around
in case you need me.

And the only way I get
to keep my internship
is by impressing Kim.

But if there is anything
you need, I'm here for you.

In fact, how about you and me,
we'll go get some drinks,

you can tell me
all about your day?

Paul.

Rain check?

Hey, you're home.
I am.

Oh, that wine
looks good.

I had a long day.

Hey, can you sit
down for a minute?
We need to talk.

Uh, yeah, sure.

Is everything
all right?

I have some
big news.

I've chosen
my sperm donor.

Well, that's wonderful!

I found a guy who is kind,
stable, ambitious,

intelligent, funny,
and attractive.

Good. So you're telling me
you met George Clooney?

I need to be serious.

Okay.

Who is it?

It's...

...Owen.

Uh, what?

I want to ask Owen to be
my child's biological father.

Owen?
As in my Owen?

I mean, you said that I
would know it when I see it,
and I see it with Owen.