All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S04E13 - Janes Getting Married (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model?
That's me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Luke.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

Well,
I sure hope I was right.

It's
an Alfred Angelo original

with a crystal-beaded bodice
and sweetheart neckline.

And an organza train.

It's perfect.

In three days,
I'm gonna be married.

Honey?Oh, God!

Hide the dress!

Where do you want...I don't know!

Blanket!Oh, God! Okay!

Room!
Your room! Your room!Hold on! Hold on!

Honey.Yeah. Hi.

Whoa.
What's going on?

It's bad luck for the groom
to see the dress before.

And according
to Us Weekly,

that's what doomed
Sandra Bullock
and Jesse James.

I'm pretty sure
it was his infidelity.

Right, but if he
hadn't seen the dress,

maybe he
wouldn't have cheated.

See?Okay.

Mmm-hmm.Look,
I know you and Stacy

have everything "wedding"
under control.Yes.

But is there anything
I can do to help?

Actually, I thought
it would be romantic

if we wrote
our wedding vows.

I love it.Yeah?

It's brilliant!Okay.

I shall summon
my inner bard forthwith.Ooh!

I've got a client meeting,
but I'll summon
my bard tonight.

All right.Okay.

See ya.Bye.

Hey,
sorry I'm late.

Jane, hey.
This is my good buddy Mark.

Mark!
How have you been?

I'm sorry.
Have we met?

No.

Unh-unh.
No.

Grayson told me
that you and your wife

were really close
with him and Deb.

Really?
I don't remember...

Jane Bingum.
Nice to meet you.

Yeah.Mmm-hmm.

Have a seat.

Um, it's about
my wife, Hannah.

How can we help?

Well,
a couple of months ago,

she was diagnosed
with a brain tumor.

Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.

And this
may sound crazy,

but, um, the tumor
has made her smarter,

a lot smarter.

The neurologist says
the symptoms are the result

of increased pressure
on the medial temporal lobe.

And the tumor
can safely be removed,

but Hannah refuses
to have the surgery.

What?

And if she doesn't
change her mind,

she will die in six months.

Oh, my God.

And I don't know
what to do.

Well, Mark,
as her husband,

you can claim that
Hannah is not competent

to make her own
medical decisions.

You want me
to go to court

and say that
my wife is crazy?

No.
She's compromised,

and it may be
the only way
to save her life.

Come in.

A little bird told me
that you are representing

Grammy award-winning
singer/songwriter
Paige McBride.

Look, Kim, I can help.
I know everything
about Paige.

Her birthstone, garnet.

Her favorite food,
mac and cheese
with crunchy onions.

Her cheating
ex-boyfriend Chase Black,

who was recently
in a car accident

after his brake lines
were cut.

Just like Paige
said she would do to him
in her hit single...

Who's Broken Now?
I'm aware.

♪ I'm gonna slash your brakes
with a kitchen knife

♪ And all I'm gonna do
is scream ♪

Stacy,
Paige is coming here
for legal assistance,

not to be stalked
by her number-one fan.Right.

Hi!

Hi. I'm Paige.
It's nice to meet you.

Stacy. Oh!

And Stacy's leaving
right now.

I love your hair.
I love your jacket.
I love your shoes.

And she loves
to say goodbye.

Bye.Goodbye, Stacy.

Get out.

Kim,
am I in trouble?

I don't know.
You tell me.

The details
of Chase's accident

are eerily similar
to the lyrics in your song.

I had nothing
to do with it.

And that's what
you'll tell the police.

Hey.

That's a cool bike.

Think you're a little
big for it, though.

It's for my son.

I am so glad
Kim finally told you.

I hate keeping secrets.

What?

What?

Uh, this is
for my son Eric.

It's his birthday
next week.

What did you think
Kim told me?

Nothing.

Anyway, get back
to work, all right?

Looks good.

Detective, my client has
explained her alibi.

She was in Miami.
Anything else?

Can you think of anyone

who might want to hurt
your ex-boyfriend?

Chase
was a grade-A jerk.

He pissed off
a lot of people.

Excuse me.

Detective Brewer.You're doing great.

Thanks.

Okay.
I'm with her now.

That was the ADA.
A woman named Joyce Keck

has confessed to tampering
with Chase's brakes.

Well, that's great news.

Not so fast. Paige McBride,
you're under arrest

for solicitation
to commit murder.

Wait. What?

Joyce says
she was inspired
to commit the crime

after listening to
Who's Broken Now?

Oh, my God.Oh, come on.

Ma'am, I need to take you in.No! Kim, you can't...

Don't say a word,
and don't worry, okay?

I'll meet you at the station,
and I'll arrange for bail.

Let's go.

You want
the court to believe
I'm incompetent?

Well,
the probate code is clear.

Conservatorship
is for adults

who are unable to provide
for their personal needs.

It does not apply
to someone like me

who's opting
to forgo invasive surgery.

Hannah, if you do not get
the tumor removed, you'll die.

Six months ago,

I was a cocktail waitress
at the Rusty Busty,
flirting for tips.

Now I'm brilliant.

Do you have any idea
what it's like

to finally be respected
for my brain?

For the first time
in my life,

people listen
to what I have to say.

I'm not giving that up.

You're not making
any sense, Hannah.

I know it hurts, Mark,

but you're part
of my past now.

I'm leaving you, Mark.

I've already
packed my bags.

Um, I'm so sorry.
Uh, that's my mother.

I will be right back.

Janie!Hi. Is something wrong?

Everything is marvelous.
My baby is getting married.

Oh.

I'm actually in the
middle of a very important
case right now.

Not a worry.
I'm just here to help.

You know, Janie,

there's only
one person more
important than the bride.

The mother of the bride?If you say so.

Anyhoo, I have to
see you in your dress.

As for your hair...Okay, thank you.

But, um,
I've got everything
under control.

And, see,
I have this bride guide.

Oh, bride guide,
schmide guide.

Honey, I have been
planning your wedding
since you were in diapers.

Speaking of,
when are you and Owen
gonna get started?

'Cause...
Tick tock.

Think I'll just
get married first,
if that's okay.

Luke!Jane!

Hi. Luke,
this is my mother.

Hello.

Um, Mom,
I have to finish
prepping for court.

But I know that
you both love Thai food,

and Luke would love
to take you to lunch

at the new restaurant
on the corner.

Ms. Bingum,
I would be delighted.

You know what they say,

the only woman more
important than the bride
is the bride's mother.

I like you already.

Well, great.
I'll catch up
with you tonight.

You know, you look
more like Jane's sister
than her mother.

Everyone
tells me that.

Do you see
what she just did?

Look at how she
just treated my mother.

Foisting her off
on that guardian angel.

She's my mother!

Disgraceful.

Oh, it's just the tip
of the iceberg with this one.

You know, she...

She took my
body and my brain
and my whole life.

And my Porsche,
which, by the way,

she's never taken in
for a tune-up.

What can you do?
They're down there,
and we're up here.

Well, you know what?

I've had enough.

And I don't know how,
but I'm gonna get
out of heaven.

And when I do,
there will be hell to pay.

Yay! You're home.Hi.

Check out
the seating cards.

They're little seats.

Oh, my God!
They're adorable.

Thank you.Yeah.

Aww.

Oh, so, guess
who just showed up
at the office today

and wants to help
with the last-minute details.Martha Stewart.

No. My mother...
Jane's mother, Elaine.

Well, that's sweet.No. She doesn't call first.

She just interrupts me
at my office,

right in the middle
of my meeting

with Mark and Hannah Baker.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, those guys
were so much fun.

I know.
Well, listen to this.

Hannah,
she's got a brain tumor,

and apparently
it's made her super smart.

But, if she doesn't
have it removed,
it'll kill her.

She doesn't
want it removed?

Nope.

And,
given my circumstances,

I understand
why she would be
proud of her new IQ.

But Mark,
you know, he wants
the old Hannah back.

And since she refuses
to get the surgery,
he's fighting for her life.

Makes Mark
kind of like Grayson.

What do you mean?

Well, if there
was an operation that
could bring Deb back,

I'm sure Grayson
would want you to get it.

Your honor, the DA
is clearly over-reaching.

My client's lyrics
are protected under
the first amendment.

The law doesn't change
because you set
your solicitation

to a catchy tune.Come on.

You can't yell "fire"
In a crowded theater.

And you can't
encourage someone to
commit murder by song.

My client doesn't even know
the woman who confessed.

It doesn't matter.

A recent case
out of Louisiana.

A rapper named Lil Boosie

was charged with ordering
a murder while in prison.

Lyrics from his songs
were used at the trial
to prove intent.

I'm sorry, Ms. Kaswell.
I see enough to proceed.

Motion to dismiss denied.

Hey.

Hey.

So, I hear
congratulations are in order.

Why? The judge refused
to dismiss my case.

Paige McBride
is now facing...

No, I wasn't talking
about your case.
I'm talking about...

I was talking about...

You know...

Wait. What?It's okay. I know.

I'm not upset.
I'm actually, I...

No, no. I...
It's just I haven't,

um, I haven't told
anyone except...

Except Luke.

Look, I would
really appreciate it

if you kept this
to yourself.

Obviously,
we didn't plan this,
but, Kim,

I want you to know
that I'm gonna be there
for you, okay?

Every step of the way.Parker...

It's not yours.

I discovered
the neuronal tumor in
Ms. Baker's temporal lobe,

the part of the brain
that controls emotion.

The pressure is creating
a sense of euphoria,

which impairs reasoning.

And what is Hannah's
current prognosis?

Have surgery.

Or die in
approximately six months.

Thank you.

The temporal lobe
also controls learning
and memory. Right?

Yes.

In fact,
neuronal connections,
formed by tumors like mine,

function at a rate
much faster than
normal brain connections,

which explains why
I'm smarter than before.

That's true.

At this time,
I'd like to dismiss
the witness

and call Dr. Bradley Alton,
a neuroscientist

with the Nolan Institute
of Brain Research.

Objection.
We haven't finished
presenting our case.

California rules
of civil procedure

grant you discretion
in conducting this hearing.

Since I am literally fighting

for the right to decide
how I live and die,

I'd ask
for a little leeway.

I agree.
Come on up, Dr. Alton.

At the institute,
do you study
my type of tumor?

Yes. In fact,
we just received a grant

to study rapid growth
in neuronal tumors

and its effect
on intelligence.

And what do you
think of Dr. Doom's
six-month deadline?

Unfounded.

Neuronal tumors
grow at different speeds.

It could take six months.
It could take many years.

Regardless,
it is your right to decide

if or when
you want the tumor removed.

Thank you.

Ms. Keck, you pled
guilty to the attempted
murder of Chase Black?

Got 15 years.

Are you receiving
any special treatment
from my office

in exchange
for your testimony?

Hell no!

And I certainly
don't want to be here
bad-mouthing Paige.

I love you.

Please walk us through
the time line

of the night you sabotaged
Mr. Black's car.

Got done with work
around 8:00 in Hollywood.

Got to Chase's
around 8:30.

Cut the brakes
and took off.

Why would you
attempt to kill a man
you've never met?

He cheated on Paige.

And
I'm only sorry

that you're in trouble
for something I did.

Your witness.

Have you ever met
Paige McBride?

Not unless
you count going
to 78 of her concerts.

Thank you.

What inspired you to
try to kill Chase Black?

Paige's song,

Who's Broken Now?

Thank you.

Whew!
Thank God you're home.

We have work to do.

No, no, no!

Not the seating chart!
I'd finally gotten
this perfect.

No, you had
cousins Paula and
Nancy sitting together.

Do you want the police
called to your wedding?

Now, come on,
I brought the box.

The box?

The box you've been
waiting for since you
were six years old.

Open it.

Okay.

A tiara?

Yes.

The tiara your grandma
and I both wore
at our weddings.

It's lovely.
I just think it's
too deco for my dress.

See,
I wouldn't know that,

because I haven't
seen your dress.

Are you trying to
make me feel guilty?

Jane, what is wrong?

We have been
planning your wedding

since you were
a little girl,

and now it's like
you want nothing
to do with me.

I appreciate that you
came to town early.

But...

But what?

Oh, wow.

You don't need me.

No,
that's not what I said.

Well,
where are you going?

Getting out of your way.

Next.

Hello.
I am Jane Bingum.

I would like to go
back to Earth.

Yeah, heaven,
uh, doesn't really
work like that.

It's pretty much
a one-way trip.

No,
you don't understand.

There's a rather ditzy blonde
down there in my body,

pretending to be me,

and I've been watching her
destroy my life.

I've got to
do something.

I can't help you.

Now,
if you don't mind...That is unacceptable.

As a member
of the California State Bar,

I am hereby informing you
that you're in violation

of civil code
section 17.23,

failure to adequately
post the terms of
your return policy.

Maybe you haven't noticed,

but we answer to a higher
authority than California.

Look...Next!

You need to talk to Fred.

Excuse me?

Fred.

Fred,
her first guardian angel.

He's the only one
who will help you out.

Thank you, sir.

"Owen, I promise
to cherish your love."

Too Madonna.

"Owen, love you
like a love song."

Ah, no.
That's just Selena Gomez.

"Owen..."

Owen!

What?
Oh, I'm sorry.

You scared me.

I got your text.
What's wrong?

Oh, yeah.
I just had a huge fight
with my mother.

It's not funny.

No, I'm sorry.

Look, Jane, sweetheart,

all brides
fight with their moms.

You should have
seen my mom
and sister go at it.

My sister threw a fit.
My mom threw a lamp.
It was epic.

You know what?

Hey, how about
if I cheer you up

with a little preview
of my vows?

You finished
your vows already?

Eh, it's like
a rough draft.

All right.
You ready?

Yeah.Okay.

"Jane,
I offer you everything.

"For without you,
I'm nothing.

"I promise
to look after you
and up to you.

"To hold you tight,
but not hold you back.

"To stay by your side
as you stay by mine

"for all eternity."

Come on,
let's see what you got.

No!What do you mean, no?

No.

I want you to
hear them for the
first time at the wedding.

I will wait happily
with great anticipation.

We met at
one of the clubs I manage.

Paige and I dated
for around six months.

Currently, I run
Quake, Spacehaus,
and The Rabbit Hole.

That's my club
at Sunset and Argyle.

Saturday nights
are the shizz.

Ladies drink free
till 10:00 PM.

Objection. The witness
is using your courtroom

to promote his nightclubs.

Keep it moving,
Mr. Rhodes.

What happened August 2nd?

I left my house
around 9:00 PM
and headed to Quake.

I'm driving
down Topanga Canyon,
and I go to slow down,

but my brakes
aren't working.

You know,
I thought for sure
my number's up.

The guardrail saved my life.

Why did your brakes fail?

The mechanic said
they were cut.

Like in the song
Who's Broken Now?

Yeah.
You know, honestly,
I'm not surprised.

You know,
people yell at me
on the streets,

throw drinks at me
in the clubs.

Everyone believes
I cheated on Paige
'cause of that damn song.

You did cheat on me, Chase!
Why else would I...

Ms. McBride!

Mark, how long
have you known your wife?

Sixteen years.

We just celebrated
our 10th anniversary.

Do you agree with
Hannah's decision
to refuse surgery?

No. Absolutely not.

And that's not Hannah,
risking her life like that,

that's the tumor talking.

Your honor,
you have to save her.

I'm begging you.

What was
a normal weeknight
like for us,

before the tumor?

We would... We'd get
maybe a beer with friends

or go see a movie
or bowling.

And after my tumor?

You spend a lot of time
at the library now,

or at symposiums.

"Symposia."

People change.
They grow.

They make decisions
for themselves,

whether their husband
approves or not.

I love you, Hannah.

I know you do.
But it's not relevant.

And I've moved on.

Hey.

Can we talk?Have I ever said no
to that question?

I think that
we should ask Mark
to reconsider the petition.

No. No way.

All due respect, Jane,
you didn't know them before.

They were
so happy together.

I understand that,
but you heard Hannah.

Mark is her past.

And she understands
her options, but she's
made her choice.

But Mark is trying to
save the woman he loves.
Who can argue with that?

I understand
how you feel.

You understand how I feel?

Yes, because if
Hannah were Deb,

you would be
fighting for her.

You would fight
to get your old life back.

You're treading on thin ice.

Admit it, Grayson.
You've never gotten
over Deb. Never.

I mean, you keep
her photo right there,

and you see
her face every
single day of your life.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

But Deb is gone,
and you must move on.

Get out.What?

I want you
out of this office
and off the case.

Mark needs lawyers
who believe in him.

I'm sorry.

I was overstepping.

And for your information...

I will always love Deb,
but I've moved on

a long time ago.

Excuse me, Jane.

Hi, um, have you
seen Grayson around?

Oh, yeah.
He should be back any minute.

He said that you were
stepping off the case.

Wedding plans?

Yeah.
Um, I'm really sorry.

I'm actually trying
to write my wedding vows.

Yeah.

Hannah and I,
we wrote ours.

Oh,
they were beautiful.

I mean,
Grayson told me
they were beautiful.

Hannah was wrong.

She thinks that
I'm fighting for me.

I'm...
I'm fighting for her.

Just like
I promised I would do
in my wedding vows.

Even if she's moved on,
I still want her to live.

Mark,

do you still have
your wedding video?

Yeah. Why?

I...Hey.

What's going on?

Jane, I thought
you were off the case.

Uh, yes, I was.

But there is something
I want to run by you.

Mark,
when you smile, I smile.

When you hurt, I hurt.

I promise
my heart belongs
to you completely.

And with that,
I say, "I do."

Did you mean those words
when you said them to Mark?

I did.

How does
watching this video
make you feel today?

Actually,
I'd like to object
to that question.

Relevance.

Sustained.
I don't see
where you're going.

Your Honor...

Mark is trying to save
the woman he loves.

Who can argue with that?

Therefore, the petitioner
would like to amend

the cause of action
to breach of contract.

Our wedding vows?

Oral contracts
are considered valid.

And, as we just saw
in the video,

Ms. Baker made
promises to my client

which the court
should enforce.

Ms. Bingum,
I like your argument.

Well, thank you.

I look forward to reading
your law journal article.

But it won't fly
in my courtroom.Your Honor...

I can find no grounds

to appoint
a conservator to manage
Ms. Baker's decisions.

Case dismissed.

What the hell
is wrong with you?

Ugh, not now. I've had
a really tough day, Luke.

Your mother, Elaine,
she isn't coming
to the wedding.

We had a little fight,
like all mothers
and daughters.

You shut her out.

You made her feel
like you don't
want her around.

Let me tell you something.

When I was a little girl,

I planned my wedding day
with my real mom.

My "something borrowed" was
gonna be her charm bracelet.

She was gonna sing
Endless Love

as I walked down the aisle,

and she was gonna
choreograph my first dance.Now I get it.

Since you can't have
your perfect wedding
with Deb's mom,

now Jane's mom
can't have her
perfect wedding with you.

That's not what I said.What I heard.

Are you done?Actually, I'm not.

Oh, lord.Why haven't you
written your vows yet?

None of your business.

So, you won't accept Elaine
as mother of the bride,

and now you won't write vows.
What's next?

Are you gonna
tell me you're still
pining for Grayson?

Because he was quite clear,
he's moved on from Deb.

How do you know about that?

Thin walls.

If you ask me,

Grayson isn't the one
who's stuck in the past.

You are.

Paige, I have bad news.

Process server
just delivered this.

Chase is suing you
for slander.

He says that the song
destroyed his reputation

and the attempt on his life
proves damages.

I didn't think
it could get any worse.

Excuse me.

Stacy, if you don't
get out of my office,
I'm calling security.

Joyce said she drove
from Hollywood to
Chase's house in Malibu

in half an hour
in Friday-night traffic,

which is
virtually impossible.

Yes, but...I'm not done.

So I checked out
Joyce's Twitter feed.

The woman is
obsessed with Paige.

At the time she was
supposedly slashing
Chase's brake lines,

she was Tweeting
a picture of herself

cleaning Paige's star
on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame.

Why would Joyce confess
to something she didn't do?

My guess?
She thinks that you
cut the brake lines

and decided
to take the rap.

Okay. Even if it wasn't Joyce,
I still inspired someone
to cut the brakes.

Actually,
I'm not sure you did.

I got your text.

Hi.

Say what you need to say,
and I will leave you in peace.

Mom.

Please, please come
to my wedding.

I do need you there.

You could've fooled me.

You know, I know
that we used to plan

my wedding day together,

and all I can say is
as the day gets closer,

I just... I feel
really out-of-sorts.

Like a completely
different person.

Does that make sense?

Right before
I married your father

I went to a key party.Oh, dear.

It was so not me.

But I learned a few moves.

No. TMI.

My point is I am sorry.

You know, I could
really use some help

from the mother
of the bride.

Whatever you need, Janie.

I was hoping,
if it wouldn't hurt
dad's feelings too much,

if maybe you would
walk me down the aisle.

Yes.

Hey.You got a minute?

Sure. Yeah. Come in.

I've been doing
a little research.Yeah?

I found this recent study
on the neuronal tumor,

the same type as Hannah.

It claims the tumor must be
excised in its early stages,

or connectivity with
the healthy tissue
makes removal impossible,

and therefore fatal,
within a year.

Yeah, but, Grayson, it's over.Well, yeah, in court.

But Dr. Alton was
trained by the man
who conducted this study.

Now, if we
show him the report,

maybe he can help
Hannah change her mind
before it's too late.

Yeah. Yeah,
let's go talk to him.

I'm afraid
you're wasting your time.

Now, without surgery,

even your own mentor says
the tumor will kill her.

We don't have much time.

I'm aware of the study.
I've discussed the risks
with Hannah.

She knows what she's doing.

Excuse me, Dr. Alton.

Yes, Christy?

Dr. Stabler is
in the conference room.

I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.

Sure.

Well, this could
be going better.

Is that Hannah's file?

No, no.
It's the grant proposal that
Dr. Alton mentioned in court.

Oh, my God.
Grayson, look at this.

Oh, God.

I know.

Wait. Wait.
What are you doing?

Well, we'll need
evidence, right?

Okay. Let's get out of here.Yeah.

Your honor, we have proof

Joyce Keck didn't cut
Mr. Black's brakes.

Who cares who did it?
Paige still ordered the hit.

Mr. Black has
filed a suit against
my client for slander.

He has financial
motive to prove her
song damaged him.

Lady,
it did damage me.

I was lucky to have
survived the crash.

Crime lab photo of your brakes?
They weren't cut with a knife.

They were punctured
with an ice pick.

Ice pick. Knife.
Same difference.

A fan would get
the lyrics right.

She's got a point.Thank you.

Last night,
per our request,

the LAPD searched
Mr. Black's house.
Detective?

We found an ice pick
in the kitchen.

The striations on
the brake line's puncture

are consistent
with the tool.

Mr. Black damaged
his own brakes and then
planned the accident

in an attempt to bilk
his ex-girlfriend
out of a million dollars.

That's insane.Is it?

Chase Black,
you're under arrest

for obstruction
of justice, extortion,

and filing
a false police report.

Paige, this is crazy.

Come on,
I still care about you.

Don't let them
do this to me.

Oh, I care about you,
too, Chase.

I care that you spend
as long as possible
in jail, you creep.

Let's go.

Oh, my God. Is it over?It's over.

Thank you so much.

Well, I hate to admit it,

but the person
you should be thanking is...

Is me.

I've been waiting
for my hug.Oh! Okay.

Thank you.

Say "cheese."
One, two, three.

Grayson,
what's this about?

We have a photocopy of
Dr. Alton's grant proposal

to study rapid
neuronal growth and its
effect on intelligence.

Hannah,
in order to secure funding,

Dr. Alton needs to
study the circuitry of
a mature neuronal tumor.

Oh, my God.

He scheduled my autopsy
in six months.

He lied about your prognosis
in order to get his grant.

He was using me
for my brain?

Hannah.

Mark, I want the surgery.

I want to
get rid of this tumor
as soon as possible.

Can you forgive me
for being so dumb?

Yeah, of course I do.

Beautiful night.

Yeah. It is.

Oh, I made peace
with my mother.

So you should be happy.

Hey, I'm happy
if you're happy.

Yeah, right.

What?

I mean it.

You're happy
if I follow your
master plan for my life.

Well, Jane's life.

If there was
a surgery that could
turn you back into Deb...

I mean, before you had
Jane's body and IQ,

would you want
the operation?

Would I swap this life
for my old life?

Yeah.

You're asking me
that question on the
night before my wedding?

I can't think
of a better time.

Oh, it's late,
and I got to get some sleep.

Tomorrow is a big day.

You're a good person, Deb.

Did you just call me...By your name?

Yeah.

Look, we both know
you're Jane now.

But it was Deb's soul

that evolved into
the person you are today.

She is pretty awesome.

Owen's a very lucky man.

Thank you.

See you tomorrow, Luke.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, oooooh

♪ I know all the lines to say

♪ The part
I'm expected to play

♪ But in the reflection,
I am worlds away

♪ As I put my costume on

♪ Eyelashes one by one

♪ Been doing this so long

♪ I can tie the knot

♪ Behind my back

♪ And everyone's waiting

♪ But it's getting harder

♪ To hear what
my heart is saying

♪ Everyone's waiting ♪

Excuse me, Fred?

Oh, my God.

Hi. I've...
I've been looking for you.

Jane,
what are you doing here?
Are you dead?

It doesn't say anything
in the database.

Uh, yes,
I was shot in my office.

Oh! You're old Jane.
I mean, dead Jane.

I mean...I prefer Jane.

Just Jane.

So, what are you
doing here? I figured you
would've moved on to...

It turns out
when somebody else's soul
gets put in your body,

you get the option
to stay up here and
watch what happens.

Kind of like a reality show
where you're the star.

I've been watching
more of a train wreck
or a tsunami.

Ohh!

What?

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh, my God.
Um, help!

Please, someone!

I'm the bride!

Where's Jane?

She probably wants to
make a grand entrance.

Come on!

I can't believe
I let Stacy talk me
into a train!

Do something or I will.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are going to begin
with a few words from...

Jane's boss
Jay Parker.

Yay!

Anyone?

I hear you are
the one who sent Deb
back into my body.

That's not
technically correct.
She did it herself.

I mean,
I tried to stop her,
but she was too quick.

She was like a gazelle
or a hummingbird.

How did she do it?She just pushed the...

Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

I don't like
where this is going.

That can
never happen again.

What did she push, Fred?

Was it one of these
buttons right here?What? No!

You know, I've always
been able to tell when
people are lying.

That's what made me
such a great lawyer.

Was it the enter button?No. Stop it!

The space bar?Do I need to call security?

Oh, it's the return button.

You need to leave here.
No one's ever touching
that button again.

Especially when
your boss is watching.

What? My boss? Where?

No! No!

And I just wanted to say
to Owen and Jane,

who will be here any minute,

nothing compares
to falling in love.

Marriage,
then starting a family...

Nothing compares
to this in the world.

And while I don't
want Jane to reduce
her billable hours...

...I can honestly say
that I'm...

I'm jealous.

Anyway, I wish you

all the success
and happiness in the world.

Thank you.

This is crazy.

That was beautiful.

Thank you.

Parker, I'm pregnant.

Yeah.

I know.

You're the father.

Jane!

Grayson.

Didn't anybody notice
that the bride was missing?

Well, they thought
you needed a minute.

I'm stuck.

I see that.

Okay. Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.Be careful.

Yeah,
it's stuck on a nail.

That's about right.

Are you ready
to recite your vows?

Heard you've written
your own.

Yeah, between you and me,
I'm gonna have to wing that.

What?
That's not like you.

You're always prepared.Yeah.

Heck, over-prepared.Well, if that were true,

I probably would've gotten
a dress with a shorter train.

Hey, Grayson,
can I ask you something?

Yeah. Sure. Anything.

Before, you said that you
had moved on from Deb.

That's right.
I finally did.

How?

I mean,
how did you get over
a loss like that?

Honestly,
I found someone else.

Really? Oh. Who?

I don't really think
I should answer that.

I can, you know,
keep a secret.

It's not really
the time or place.

No.
Uh, please, tell me.

Jane, really.

Come on.
It's just you and me.

Okay. Fine.

I was able to move on
from Deb because...

Because I found you.

For the longest time,
it's been you.

What?

You're the only one
who can make me feel
the way Deb did.

I'm sorry.
I know that is
so over the line. I...

No, no.

I want you to be happy.

I really do.

Oh.

Jane.

Owen.

Owen.

Owen!

Owen!

Owen. Oh, my God.
He's not breathing.

I'll call an ambulance.

Grayson, what did we do?

Please, Owen.
Oh, God, please.

Where am I?