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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:06,093 See that aspiring model there? That was me, Deb. 2 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,703 Until the day I died. 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,531 I thought I'’d go straight to heaven. 4 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:11,098 But there was a bit of a mix-up, 5 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,882 and I woke up in someone else'’s body. 6 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,842 So now I'’m Jane, a super-busy lawyer 7 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:19,280 with my very own assistant. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,456 I got a new life, a new wardrobe. 9 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:24,024 The only people who know what'’s going on with me 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,852 are my girlfriend, Stacy, and my guardian angel, Fred. 11 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:29,638 I used to think everything happened for a reason. 12 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,858 And, well, I sure hope I was right. 13 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:40,779 ♪ I got my head in the clouds ♪ 14 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,607 ♪ Can'’t keep my feet On the ground ♪ 15 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,479 ♪ All of my troubles Are melting away ♪ 16 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,829 ♪ It'’s just a perfect day ♪ 17 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,181 Morning.You'’re late. 18 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,270 Oh. I got sucked into Regis and Kelly. 19 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,837 Corned beef sandwich? 20 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:57,274 For you to give to Parker. From his favorite deli. 21 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:58,536 Is it his birthday? 22 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,321 No, you missed the staff meeting. 23 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,018 Oh! 24 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:05,326 Nothing says I'’m sorry like cured meat. Thank you. 25 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,284 Oh, wait. I want the pickle. 26 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:14,509 Parker, I'’m sorry I'’m late-- 27 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,554 Oh, God!Don'’t you knock? 28 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,774 I knocked. I mean, I thought I knocked. 29 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,906 Hi, Jane.Hi, Bobbi. 30 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:23,170 Hey, did you hear me knock? Oh. 31 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,129 Uh, anyway, um, I'’m really sorry that I'’m late this morning. 32 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,305 But I did get you a corned beef sandwich to-- 33 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:31,656 Out.I'’ll just put it right here. 34 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,919 Out. 35 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,356 Always nice to see you, Bobbi. 36 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,187 No! 37 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:43,233 I don'’t understand why you'’re so upset. 38 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:46,149 As Jane, I'’ve had to endure a lot. 39 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,586 I lost my boyfriend, my modeling career 40 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:51,023 and eight years of my life. 41 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,330 But this is too much. 42 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,637 You knew they were dating. No. No. 43 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,248 I knew that they were having meals together. 44 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:00,555 I didn'’t know Parker was doing my mom. 45 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,426 She'’s not your mom. She'’s Deb'’s mom. 46 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,907 Are you serious with that?Be happy for her. 47 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,127 I read a Harvard study that says 48 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,085 sexually active perimenopausal women 49 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,565 live more fulfilling lives. 50 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,784 She can have all the damn sex she wants, 51 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,003 but not with my boss. 52 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,526 Jane?What? 53 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:17,049 Go to the Belmont Hotel. 54 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:19,443 I should. The spa. Wait, why? 55 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,445 I got a panicky call from a Mia Dalton. 56 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,143 She needs a lawyer and it'’s urgent. 57 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,883 Okay, okay. 58 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,711 Look, I get to leave the office. 59 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,194 Whoa. There she is. 60 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,327 Ella?Aunt Kim. 61 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:36,286 Hi, sweet stuff.Watch your hands, Ella. 62 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,768 It'’s okay. It'’s only chocolate. And this is only Armani. 63 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,683 What are you doing here with my niece? 64 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,511 Having a doughnut-eating contest. 65 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,077 Oh, your mom'’s gonna love that. 66 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,862 Well, I offered to help out. 67 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,603 Your sister'’s in your office. 68 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,736 Must be my lucky day. 69 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,133 You'’re in my chair. 70 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,830 Haven'’t seen me since Christmas. 71 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,484 This is how you say hello? 72 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:03,052 Ella'’s out there. She'’s not having junk food? 73 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,227 Nope. Yogurt and fruit. 74 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,929 What do you want, Jenna?Got a case. Big divorce. 75 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,714 Mine. 76 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:15,456 Oh. Your divorce that was almost final last Christmas? 77 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,632 All right, I hired the wrong lawyer, Kim. 78 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:19,808 This guy was an amateur. 79 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:23,028 He sold me on something called, um, binding arbitration. 80 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,944 Nothing wrong with that. It'’s fair for you and Doug. 81 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,685 We'’ve been going back and forth. 82 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:31,341 This butt-for-brains arbitrator approved a final offer 83 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,648 and told me I had to take it. 84 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,650 That'’s how binding arbitration works. 85 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,434 Binding part means it'’s binding. 86 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:40,307 I told him I wouldn'’t sign it. Guess what he said to my face. 87 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,961 "Get another lawyer"?Wow, you'’re good. 88 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:46,051 Kim, look, they'’re railroading me, all right? 89 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,228 But I'’ve got new leverage. 90 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,013 Turns out Doug is getting remarried next week. 91 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,754 Hm. 92 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,712 If you don'’t sign, he'’s not divorced 93 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,148 and he can'’t get remarried. 94 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:58,368 It'’s like we share the same brain. 95 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:01,066 The only way to reopen that agreement is to prove fraud. 96 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,851 That means federal court. 97 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,984 You always said I turned everything into a federal case. 98 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:10,728 I'’ll see what I can do. 99 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,782 Miss Bingum? 100 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,610 Hi. Call me Jane.Hi. 101 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,090 Um, I need your help. Could you come with me? 102 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,788 I guess. Sure. 103 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,705 I got your name off of a Google search. Oh. 104 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,272 You'’ve won some big cases. 105 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,275 Oh, well, thank you. It'’s true. Ha, ha. 106 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,320 I think I have a problem, you know, 107 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,844 the kind that needs a lawyer.All right. 108 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:41,498 Before we go in, 109 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:45,676 I need you to hold on to this for me and keep it safe. 110 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,199 Okay. 111 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:50,072 I think I may have done something really bad. 112 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,775 Oh, God. 113 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,258 Jane, this is my friend, Allie. 114 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,694 Who'’s that? 115 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,871 Vince Adams, the Hammet University quarterback. 116 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:10,179 Okay, please, please tell me that you walked in here 117 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:12,660 and you found him like this. 118 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,881 Okay. Hi, Vince. 119 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,144 I'’m here to help. 120 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:21,843 So I'’m just gonna start by taking this off your mouth. 121 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,109 Call the cops. 122 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,677 You'’re right. This is bad. 123 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:34,769 You crazy bitch. I didn'’t do anything. Untie me. 124 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,249 Say it, Vince. I wanna hear you say the words. 125 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,077 Admit it. 126 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,905 Fine, we had sex. 127 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,777 It wasn'’t sex. 128 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,996 All right. All right. I raped you. 129 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:47,912 Is that what you wanna hear? Now untie me! 130 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,872 Okay. 131 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,441 So he raped you. 132 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,835 And you guys tied him up to get a confession? 133 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,577 It was the only way. 134 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,100 When did the rape happen? 135 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,320 A month ago, in his dorm room. 136 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,974 During a spring fling party. 137 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,236 Did you report it? 138 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:09,369 I went to campus police. 139 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,502 They took me to health services. 140 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:15,157 A nurse did the physical exam. 141 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:19,553 I'’m very sorry, Mia. 142 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,555 They promised me a full investigation. 143 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:25,994 But when they questioned Vince, he said it was consensual. 144 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,518 That was it, investigation over. 145 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:31,173 Football players are untouchable. 146 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,958 What about the L.A.P.D.? 147 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,917 They reviewed the university'’s files 148 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,571 and sided with them. 149 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,400 Jane, everyone thinks that I made the whole thing up. 150 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:45,405 So you came up with the idea to film his confession. 151 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,408 Allie got him to the motel room after cheerleading practice. 152 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,105 How? 153 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:53,500 Uh, I said I was there wearing this. 154 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,284 Um, he showed up. I tied him up. 155 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,460 I came out of the closet with the camera. 156 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,201 Okay. 157 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,116 You know, we can'’t use this in court. 158 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,814 It'’s called a coerced confession. 159 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:07,905 It still felt really good hearing him say the words. 160 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:10,821 Jane, are we going to jail? 161 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,087 Not if I can help it. 162 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,309 To the charges of aggravated mayhem, 163 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,267 kidnapping and false imprisonment, 164 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,574 how do you plead?Not guilty. 165 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,925 I request my clients be released on their own recognizance. 166 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:30,014 They abducted the star quarterback. 167 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,626 The state is demanding $200,000 bail. 168 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,021 Um... 169 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,067 There were extenuating circumstances. 170 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:42,200 The star quarterback sexually assaulted my client. 171 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,941 That'’s slanderous, irrelevant. 172 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,335 It wasn'’t the rational response to being raped, 173 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:49,730 but it nevertheless informs this case. 174 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:52,472 Save the extenuating circumstances for trial. 175 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,865 Does the state have any further bail arguments? 176 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,171 Uh, one minute, Your Honor? 177 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,043 What are you doing here? 178 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,524 Hammet'’s attorney contacted me. I'’m an alum. 179 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,004 Good news for your clients. 180 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,136 What'’s going on, people? 181 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:08,270 Ahem. There'’s a possibility we won'’t be pursuing charges. 182 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,751 The state requests a short recess. 183 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,188 You'’ve got five minutes. 184 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,059 What just happened? 185 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,931 Vince told his coach what he said 186 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,193 on your client'’s camera. 187 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,238 That'’s not admissible in court. 188 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:23,198 The last thing the school wants is for that to go viral. 189 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,548 They'’re gonna offer you a deal. 190 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,115 What kind of deal? 191 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,725 Hand over the camera, 192 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:31,119 promise you won'’t go after Vince in civil court. 193 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,077 Your clients go free. 194 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,384 How can you guarantee that? You'’re not the DA. 195 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,995 If Vince doesn'’t testify, the DA doesn'’t have a case. 196 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:46,743 Jane, the cops have your clients in the motel room 197 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,919 with the victim tied to a bed. 198 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,878 You want those facts in front of a jury? 199 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,924 What is the matter with you? Mia was raped. 200 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:57,841 What'’s the matter with me? I'’m trying to help your clients. 201 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,068 Okay. 202 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,637 You have a really big decision to make. 203 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:18,427 If we don'’t hand over the video, we'’ll go to jail? 204 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,343 There'’s a good chance, yes. 205 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,475 If we hand it over, Vince wins again. 206 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:28,045 Maybe not. 207 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:30,178 If you give up the video, 208 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,789 I will find a way to hold Vince accountable. 209 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,313 Now, I know it'’s a lot to ask. 210 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,533 But trust me. 211 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,322 Okay. 212 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,411 Okay. 213 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,459 Ms. Kaswell, 214 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,244 your client is subject to binding arbitration. 215 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:56,030 Why are you here?Your Honor, if I may. 216 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,250 We'’re only here because Jenna 217 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,339 doesn'’t want my client to get remarried. 218 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:04,473 I don'’t care if he'’s getting remarried. I will cut the cake. 219 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,780 We'’re here because he'’s trying to dick me over. 220 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,826 Jenna, I have been more than fair. 221 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,828 I don'’t hear you. I don'’t see you. 222 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:15,440 I do, however, smell your antifungal foot spray. 223 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,181 Ew.Enough. 224 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,967 We'’re here because my client is a victim of fraud. 225 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,577 This is a common stock issuance 226 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,624 for 100 shares of United Technologies, Inc. 227 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,538 Doug failed to mention in his assets. 228 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,366 That stock is worthless. 229 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,499 United Technologies filed for Chapter 11. 230 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,457 My client took a loss. 231 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:35,025 They filed for Chapter 11, but prior to bankruptcy, 232 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:38,420 United Technologies was acquired by TE Capital. 233 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,596 The value of Mr. Bailey'’s shares is $500. 234 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,729 Five hundred dollars of fraud. 235 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,253 A tiny oversight which we will correct. 236 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,820 After a few hours of searching, 237 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,735 I discovered this tiny oversight. 238 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,388 I wonder what else they missed. 239 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,216 We spent months cataloging assets. 240 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,870 What'’s another few days? 241 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,612 I'’m ordering that the arbitration be reopened. 242 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,614 Thank you.Sustained. 243 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,881 Jane.Hey. 244 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,187 What did you do? 245 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,928 You'’ll have to be more specific. 246 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,757 I read the filing. Mia Dalton v. Hammet University? 247 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,062 We had a deal. 248 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,021 Mia agreed not to sue the quarterback. 249 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,414 I never said anything about the university. 250 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:19,635 Well, it was implied.Okay, first of all, it wasn'’t. 251 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,724 Who are you to tell me when, where 252 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,986 and how my client can sue? 253 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,727 You'’ve got no grounds. 254 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,425 The university at best was negligent. 255 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,297 At worst, they covered up a rape. 256 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,951 The charge was investigated. 257 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,736 The university found no evidence. 258 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,478 Maybe the cops, coach and administration were busy 259 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,002 making sure their quarterback didn'’t miss a game. 260 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,700 Or maybe there was nothing to find. 261 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,179 We'’ll know soon. 262 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,181 Why are you giving my school a black eye? 263 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,748 You don'’t even know this girl. 264 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,839 Grayson, Hammet University is just a college 265 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,798 that you attended 10 years ago. 266 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:55,453 It is not your family. It'’s just a bunch of buildings. 267 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:58,108 Are you so impressed with your diploma 268 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,849 that you'’d let them cover up a rape? 269 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,828 Jane, do you have a minute? 270 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:25,048 Uh, you know what? I'’m due in court in a few. 271 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,963 But it'’s good to see you. 272 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,009 You mean with my top on? 273 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,013 Yeah, well... 274 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,755 I owe you an apology. That was so inappropriate. 275 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,758 It'’s fine. No, you know. Kids will be kids, right? 276 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,455 By the way, I love the La Perla bra. 277 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,587 Oh, Deb got it for me. 278 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,893 My daughter believed 279 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,330 in the power of a good foundation. 280 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,029 I don'’t think she knew it would make me so frisky. 281 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,727 No, I bet not.No. 282 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:55,209 So I guess things are going well with you and Parker. 283 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:58,734 Oh, God. No one'’s more surprised than me. 284 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,519 Jane, I really like him. 285 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,047 You know what? That'’s great. 286 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,789 I'’m so happy for you.Oh. 287 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,793 You know, and they say that a healthy sex life 288 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,926 will have you living longer, so I'’m all for that. 289 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,624 Well, thank you, I think. 290 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,105 I see you'’re busy and Parker'’s waiting for me. 291 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,847 Yes, well, I will stay out of his office. 292 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,154 Oh, don'’t worry. We'’re going out for lunch. 293 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,946 Hey, that is my almond milk. 294 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,035 Well, I guess that makes you "Teri." 295 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,474 How do you get milk out of almonds? They'’re nuts. 296 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,781 Do they have little, teeny-weeny nipples? 297 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,044 They pound them. They beat them 298 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,917 until the little guys are screaming for mercy. 299 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,310 Gonna replace what you drank? It'’s organic. 300 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,095 Oh, well, I would tell you 301 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,575 to have your assistant buy you another carton, 302 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:01,144 but I can tell by your shoes that you are the assistant. 303 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,757 And I can tell by your shoes that you'’re a bitch. 304 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:10,980 Well, I'’d rather be a tasteful bitch than a tacky butch. 305 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,940 At least I dress my age. 306 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,898 But then again, with all that work, 307 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,205 who can tell yours? 308 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,034 Who the hell are you, anyway?I'’m Kim'’s sister. 309 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,688 Why are you laughing? 310 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,735 I just never thought that Kim would be the sweet one. 311 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,044 "Parker." 312 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,089 Is that the guy who was banging my sister? 313 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,396 Yeah.Oh, okay, good. 314 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,572 I'’ll eat his corned beef sandwich. 315 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,796 Mr. Tyson, you took Mia'’s rape statement. 316 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,973 Correct. I'’m head of Campus Security. 317 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,149 How did you describe her demeanor? 318 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:52,717 She was traumatized, consistent with a rape victim. 319 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,719 Thank you. 320 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,464 Your investigation determined there was no rape, correct? 321 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,032 The health exam was inconclusive. 322 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,773 Questioned Vince and determined 323 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,862 Mia'’s claim was a one-on-one. 324 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,125 A he said, she said. 325 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,344 There was no case. 326 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:16,132 Isn'’t it true Vince has been questioned by campus police 327 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:19,527 numerous times for harassment, public drunkenness 328 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,485 and even robbery?Yes. 329 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,314 Has he been arrested or convicted? No. 330 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,881 Why'’s that? 331 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,188 Because the evidence didn'’t bear out. 332 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:35,586 Mr. Tyson, does this sound familiar? 333 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,240 Come on, it'’s time to scream 334 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,025 All bow down To the football team 335 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,114 Come on, it'’s time to scream 336 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,986 All bow down To the football team 337 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,641 Whoo! Go, Hammet! 338 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:50,601 That'’s the cheer that kicks off every football game. 339 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,820 That'’s right. 340 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,561 Is it possible 341 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,477 that the school just didn'’t want the evidence to bear out 342 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,870 because Vince is on the football team, 343 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,351 the football team that we all bow down to? 344 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:04,920 Objection. Withdrawn. No more questions. 345 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,404 All right, I'’ve re-cataloged the assets. 346 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,581 I organized them by value and color-coded everything. 347 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,539 Jenna requested the first go-around. 348 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,889 Actually, there'’s just one thing I want. 349 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,022 What'’s that? 350 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,589 I'’m fine with the distribution 351 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,765 as long as I get the New Haven beehive clock. 352 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:26,246 Oh, my God. You'’re unbelievable. 353 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,771 Wait, the bedroom clock on page 14? 354 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,599 This whole thing is about the clock? 355 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,775 We'’ve been through this. She can'’t have it. 356 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,342 It'’s just a clock. 357 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,909 And, ticktock, your wedding day is getting closer. 358 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,434 That clock has been in my family for generations. 359 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,305 Every lawyer says you'’d never get it. 360 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,046 I have a new lawyer. 361 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,743 Yeah, I'’m gonna need a few minutes 362 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,006 with my client. Excuse us. 363 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,009 Let'’s go.All right. 364 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,535 Are you kidding me? This was all about a clock? 365 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,319 Are you mad? You look mad. 366 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:59,061 A little bovine filler would fix that crease. Stop it. 367 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,325 I bumped you up to the top of my client list for a clock? 368 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,458 And I love you for it, like a sister. 369 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,894 Or a Louis Vuitton purse. 370 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,940 Okay, I will drive you down to Bed Bath & Beyond 371 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,204 and you can buy any clock you want. 372 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,857 I need that particular clock. 373 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,164 There'’s just something about the ticking, 374 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,774 the tenor of the chimes. 375 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,038 For years, I'’ve fallen asleep to that clock. 376 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,909 I can'’t sleep without it. 377 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:24,043 You have no moral or legal claim to that man'’s family heirloom. 378 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,220 Which is why I didn'’t mention it to you yesterday. 379 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,093 So you manipulated me?You are smart. 380 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,921 Now get in there and manipulate them. 381 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,581 Doug, if you want to get married this weekend, 382 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,017 we'’re gonna need the clock. 383 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,671 Okay, I'’m done. That'’s it. 384 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,586 I'’ll push my wedding if I have to. 385 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,589 Really? The band you booked doesn'’t return the deposit. 386 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,592 Hear they do a horrible version of "Freeway of Love." 387 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,595 You are a virus. I can'’t believe I ever married you. 388 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,731 Enjoy that, did you? 389 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,864 I do feel like I'’m getting my money'’s worth. 390 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,084 They were pissed. 391 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,263 Yeah, I was at the party with Mia. 392 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,961 Vince was flirting with her, bringing her drinks. 393 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,311 Did you see Mia go into Vince'’s dorm room? 394 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,966 She cut her finger opening a beer 395 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,142 and Vince offered to get her a Band-Aid. 396 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,970 I bumped into her about an hour later 397 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,103 outside of her dorm. 398 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,669 She was crying. 399 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:29,630 And she told me that Vince forced her to have sex. 400 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,546 Were you surprised when Vince wasn'’t arrested? 401 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:36,027 School treats the football players like rock stars. 402 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,681 They get all sorts of free stuff: 403 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,554 furniture, electronics, the best dorm rooms. 404 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,338 They get away with anything. 405 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:46,037 And Vince is the worst. He'’s completely self-absorbed. 406 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,474 Just check his Twitter feed. 407 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,129 He talks about himself in the third person. 408 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,826 Uh, thank you. 409 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,490 Allie, were you ever romantically involved 410 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:08,147 with Vince?I-I hooked up with him once. 411 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,018 You remember when? 412 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,368 Sure do. It was Valentine'’s Day. 413 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,804 I never heard from him again. 414 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,110 Valentine'’s Day. Ouch. 415 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,025 Would you say that gives you incentive 416 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,418 to testify against him? 417 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,333 Objection.Goes to bias, Your Honor. 418 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,638 I'’ll allow it. 419 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,948 No, no. I don'’t hold a grudge. 420 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,518 The only reason I'’m here 421 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:36,218 is because he raped my best friend 422 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,873 and the university did nothing about it. 423 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,701 Nothing further. 424 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,054 Bingum, how was court? 425 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,621 Okay. I still need to prove 426 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,666 that the university covered up the rape. 427 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,146 I'’m not there yet-- 428 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,453 We need to talk about what happened yesterday. 429 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,455 We do?Mm-hm. 430 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,936 Oh, God. Fine. 431 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,983 It was unprofessional, disruptive, very upsetting-- 432 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,420 I couldn'’t agree more.And unhygienic. 433 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,031 You lost me. What do you think we'’re talking about? 434 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,383 You and Bobbi Dobkins in your office. 435 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,298 That? We were behind closed doors. 436 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,083 Next time, lock them.There won'’t be a next time. 437 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,650 At least not with Bobbi. 438 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,740 Wait. I thought things were going great with you two. 439 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,656 Okay, not really your business, but I am ending it. 440 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,049 No, no, you ca-- 441 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,790 Now she cares about you. 442 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,532 You hear the part where I said, "not your business"? 443 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,491 What did you need to talk about? 444 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,145 You and Grayson going barroom-brawl in the bullpen. 445 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,278 We had a disagreement.Scared the temps. 446 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,716 You'’re the senior attorney. Go make nice. 447 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,249 Do you have a minute?Sure. 448 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,339 Hello, Miss Bingum. 449 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,604 Are you freaking kidding me? 450 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,345 It'’s not what it looks like. 451 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,912 It looks like you'’re meeting with opposing counsel 452 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,132 behind my back.Would you calm down? 453 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,525 Do not tell me to calm down. 454 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,963 Grayson, stay the hell out of my case. 455 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,080 Oh! 456 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,256 Come on, it'’s time to scream 457 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,214 All bow down To the football team 458 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,129 Come on, it'’s time to scream 459 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,436 All bow down To the football team 460 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,872 Come on, it'’s time to scream 461 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,048 All bow down To the football team 462 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,137 Come on, it'’s time to scream 463 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,052 All bow down To the football team 464 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,402 Hey, what'’s going on? 465 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,752 Grayson, whoa. 466 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,407 Well, get with the program, Jane. 467 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,974 Go, Hammet! Yeah! 468 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:07,021 Hammet! Hammet! Hammet! 469 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:10,633 Hammet! Hammet! Hammet! 470 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,853 Hammet! Hammet! Hammet! 471 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,985 Hammet! Hammet! 472 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:17,336 Maybe the dream has nothing to do with the case. 473 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,555 You simply miss the good old days. 474 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,732 No, that'’s not it. I'’m mad at Grayson. 475 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,344 He chose his college over my client. 476 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,302 He loves that place. 477 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,956 Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 478 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:31,785 And you remember that Hammet sweatshirt he wore every day 479 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,222 until you gave it to a homeless person? 480 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:37,007 That'’s the thing. Has Grayson changed 481 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,706 or has he always been like that and I just didn'’t notice? 482 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,621 Grayson'’s one of the good guys, Jane. 483 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:44,188 Well, you know what? Maybe there are no good guys. 484 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,973 Maybe that'’s a myth. 485 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:49,019 Why are you talking like that?Parker'’s dumping Bobbi. 486 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,325 Oh. 487 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,719 Well, you must feel relieved. 488 00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,808 No, I feel horrible. 489 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,637 He'’s gonna break my mom'’s heart. There'’s nothing I can do. 490 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,290 Maybe you'’re wrong about that. 491 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,944 I can'’t force Parker to date her. 492 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:04,513 No, but you can protect Bobbi'’s feelings. 493 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:05,775 Remember in high school 494 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,560 when you were dating Dennis Burke, 495 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,564 and I told you that I saw him wearing socks with sandals? 496 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,349 Oh. Big fashion faux pas. I had to break up with him. 497 00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,612 Exactly. But Dennis never wore 498 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,092 socks with sandals. 499 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,963 I heard that he was going to dump you. 500 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:25,316 So I created a perfect lie so you would dump him first. 501 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,885 That is the sweetest thing ever. Hm. 502 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:31,192 Thank you. 503 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:33,324 We have to tell her something about Parker 504 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,544 that'’s a deal-breaker.Hm. 505 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:36,937 Oh, I'’ve got it. 506 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,808 He listens to Justin Bieber. 507 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,288 She'’s got Bieber fever. 508 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,770 How about he put himself through law school 509 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,380 as a female impersonator? 510 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,776 Yeah, but she'’d just wanna dress him up 511 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:52,953 and take him out for karaoke at Mother Lode. No. 512 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,522 Oh, I'’ve got it. 513 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,438 Ooh. If I hurry, I can catch her 514 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,266 while she'’s still ordering her post-yoga chai latte. 515 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,746 Thank you, Stace. 516 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,532 He hunts?Bigtime. 517 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,622 Well, what kind of animals? 518 00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:11,885 What kind? Heh. 519 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,887 Um, furry ones. 520 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:17,281 I mean, bunnies and raccoons. 521 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:18,544 Bambi. 522 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,371 Really?Yeah. 523 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:23,200 Someone said something about you being a member of PETA, 524 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,638 and that you'’ve dabbled in veganism, 525 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,335 so I just thought you should know. 526 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,206 I see. 527 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:32,079 He decorates his Tahoe cabin with their pelts. 528 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,777 Well, this is awful.Mm-hm. 529 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:38,738 And I'’ve gotta get going.Okay. 530 00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,217 Pelts? 531 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,219 I know. I mean, it'’s not my thing, but... 532 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:45,005 Just when you think you know someone. 533 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,746 Yeah. 534 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,324 Doug. 535 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:03,023 What are you doing here? Did you have a change of heart? 536 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:06,679 No. But my fiancée did. 537 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:08,419 She made it pretty clear 538 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:11,161 that we'’re not pushing our wedding over a stupid clock. 539 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,599 Ah, I just hate that Jenna won. 540 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,209 No, you won. 541 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,167 Now Jenna will sign the divorce papers 542 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,909 and you can start a new happy life. 543 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,697 Doug? 544 00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:27,830 Will you tell your fiancée that I'’m sorry? 545 00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:30,441 You know, not all Kaswells are so-- 546 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:33,880 Stubborn? Yeah, that'’s one way to put it. 547 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,370 Okay, I looked at all of Vince'’s tweets. 548 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:48,024 The guy is a total ass. 549 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,330 He raffles off the chance 550 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,201 for some lucky coed to do his laundry. 551 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:54,117 Ew. That'’s awful. But here'’s what we need: 552 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,945 One key to proving rape 553 00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:59,209 is illustrating the guy'’s mental state, his intent. 554 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:02,169 We look at his Twitter feed around the time of the rape, 555 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,910 we might find something relevant. 556 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:05,520 Tell me if this is relevant. 557 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,218 On the morning of the rape, he tweeted the number nine. 558 00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:10,046 I went backwards in time. 559 00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:12,875 Over the last six months, he'’s tweeted one through eight. 560 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,747 On Valentine'’s Day, he was at seven. 561 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,923 The day he had sex with Allie. Yeah. 562 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:20,274 He'’s been keeping count of his conquests on Twitter. 563 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:22,842 That is disgusting. And very relevant. 564 00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:25,148 What I don'’t understand is next to each number, 565 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:26,715 there'’s a link. 566 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,500 And when I click on the link, watch what happens. 567 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,198 "Dancing in the end zone"? 568 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:33,722 It'’s a football-player code for getting some. 569 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:36,420 Vince is a pig.Can we talk for a minute? 570 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,813 I have nothing to say to you. 571 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,336 Then you can listen. 572 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,257 I wasn'’t talking to Thurman behind your back. 573 00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,085 I was deciding whether to throw him 574 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,957 out the window or down the stairs. 575 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:52,480 What did he want? 576 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,048 My help in convincing you to stop your suit. 577 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:58,442 Which proved to me he had something to hide. 578 00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:00,270 I see. 579 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,882 I admit I'’m a big fan of my alma mater. 580 00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:05,275 But there'’s a difference between school spirit 581 00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:07,016 and blind allegiance. 582 00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:09,410 I don'’t want you to think I don'’t understand that. 583 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:13,762 You care what I think?Of course. 584 00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,722 From the day I met you.Thank you. 585 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,203 Now I think you'’re due in court. Yes. 586 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,684 How about I join you as second chair? 587 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,470 Yeah. 588 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,866 So, Mia, you had no reservations 589 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,694 about going to a guy'’s room alone? 590 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,001 No. 591 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:37,351 It'’s a coed dorm. We all hang out together. 592 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:40,006 So you thought you would get the Band-Aid 593 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,095 and then just go back to the party? 594 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:43,531 Yes. 595 00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,576 But that'’s not what happened. 596 00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:50,059 Once we got to his room, he started kidding around. 597 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:52,409 He held the Band-Aid up like, "Come and get it." 598 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,281 When I reached for it, he pulled me in 599 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,109 and he kissed me. 600 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:59,460 And I was like, "Whoa, dude. I didn'’t come here for that." 601 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:03,856 When he tried to kiss me again, I told him to cut it out 602 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,422 and I headed for the door. 603 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:06,685 Why didn'’t you leave? 604 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,599 He grabbed me by the arm. 605 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,690 Hard. 606 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,345 And he shoved me onto the bed. 607 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:21,047 I tried to get up, but he got on top of me. 608 00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:29,185 It'’s okay. Just take your time. 609 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:30,926 I couldn'’t push him off. 610 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:38,151 I kept telling him, "No," but he just kept on going. 611 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:50,163 You'’re a football fan?Ugh. I hate it. 612 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:52,295 Should call it "let'’s give brain damage." 613 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,733 This is for the case. The quarterback'’s website. 614 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,779 "Dancing in the end zone"?It'’s a euphemism for sex. 615 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,042 Why throw the ball out of bounds? What? 616 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:03,654 His body is facing the end zone, but his wrist is off axis. 617 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,787 Look, watch. Follow the cursor. 618 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,398 Holy crap. 619 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,618 It'’s an Easter egg.You lost me. 620 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,751 Uh, it'’s a hidden link. 621 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,057 The football is superimposed onto the photo. 622 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,624 It'’s a gateway to a secure site. 623 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:19,453 Here, try a password. Try "football." 624 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,023 Huh. Try "jock." 625 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,156 Or how about "strap"? 626 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:30,116 How about I get a subpoena? Nice work, Freddy. 627 00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:32,683 That works. 628 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,688 Hey, the clock. 629 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,342 I take it this means you won. 630 00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:42,693 Yeah. More like the other side surrendered. 631 00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,391 What'’s going on, Kim?Nothing. 632 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,436 I got dragged into my sister'’s drama. 633 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,308 This is why I only see her at holidays. 634 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:49,788 Family. 635 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,702 Can'’t pick them, can'’t kill them. 636 00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:54,314 Best you can do is get caller ID. 637 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:57,447 And train the receptionist to keep them out of the office. 638 00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,014 Big sis, incoming. 639 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:01,190 Jenna.Ugh. 640 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:04,063 Kimmy, you are the best. I'’ve always said so. 641 00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:06,587 No, you haven'’t.Well, no one'’s really asked. 642 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:10,373 Congrats. Now you can sleep. 643 00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,855 Yeah. Right, whatever. 644 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,552 What are you doing? 645 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:18,729 You'’re gonna break it.Just gotta pry this open. 646 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:24,910 Oh, my God. You never cared about the clock. 647 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,737 Mm-mm. 648 00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:30,437 But have you ever seen uncut diamonds before? 649 00:30:32,308 --> 00:30:34,310 Thank you, Grandma Daisy. 650 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,182 I don'’t understand. 651 00:30:36,182 --> 00:30:39,054 Doug'’s great-great-grandmother was a very smart woman. 652 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:41,883 She knew men are idiots who can'’t be trusted. 653 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,930 So she hid diamonds in this clock as a safety net 654 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,888 in case the men screwed up. 655 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:49,630 It'’s a secret she passed down daughter-to-daughter. 656 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:52,546 And then Doug'’s grandmother passed it down to me. 657 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:56,071 Doug doesn'’t have any sisters and his mother passed away. 658 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:59,161 Yeah, and for a minute there, she thought I was an angel. 659 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,902 Why would you go through all this? 660 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,817 Why wouldn'’t you take the diamonds out 661 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:04,340 after she told you about them? 662 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,343 I really didn'’t think I would need them. 663 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:08,910 You know he'’s the only man 664 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,912 who ever told me I was beautiful, right? 665 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:13,523 Ah. He'’s an idiot. 666 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,525 Anyway, I actually believed Doug 667 00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:17,223 when he said he was in love with me. 668 00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:19,007 Then he sprung this divorce on me. 669 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,183 I got home, he'’d put everything in storage. 670 00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:23,098 He probably thought you'’d burn it all. 671 00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:27,363 Well, I did buy gasoline. 672 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:31,411 I know you'’re judging me, Kim, but I'’m not like you. 673 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:33,065 I do facials in the back of a salon 674 00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,936 and I'’m not very good at it. 675 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,939 So now I have a safety net for my daughter. 676 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:42,378 Wait, Jenna. 677 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,163 Don'’t you want your clock? 678 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:47,383 No. I don'’t want anything that reminds me of Doug. 679 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:55,174 Mia, you'’ve testified 680 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:59,134 that Vince was wasted on the night in question. 681 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:01,223 But he wasn'’t the only one drinking, was he? 682 00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:05,097 I had one beer.Really? 683 00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:08,317 These were pulled from your friends'’ Facebook pages. 684 00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,579 Here you are. 685 00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:12,713 Here you are again, and again. 686 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:16,499 Now, Miss Dalton, another photo from the party. 687 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:19,546 Who'’s that guy?That'’s Vince. 688 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:24,029 Eight months ago, did you post on your Facebook page 689 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,292 "Love you forever, Vince"?He won the game. 690 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:29,295 Cheerleaders support the football players.Right. 691 00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:32,211 Is that why you had intercourse with players before Vince? 692 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,343 Your Honor, sexual history is irrelevant 693 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,779 under rape shield laws. 694 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:39,174 This is a civil case, not a criminal one. 695 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:42,612 He'’s right. Answer the question. 696 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,745 One of the players was my boyfriend. 697 00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,442 We went out for a year. 698 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:48,662 When he ended it, didn'’t you seek counseling 699 00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:50,359 because you were depressed? 700 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,274 There was more to it than that. 701 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,841 Let'’s get back to Vince. 702 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:56,670 After you had sex, did you call up Vince? Yes-- 703 00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,193 Did he return your calls? No. 704 00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:00,935 That make you angry?Yes, because-- 705 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,197 He was over you. 706 00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:04,025 Objection.Overruled. 707 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:07,202 You'’ll go to any extreme when you don'’t get your way. 708 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:09,726 Your Honor, pleaseI'’ve got no further questions. 709 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,483 Hey, how'’s Mia doing? 710 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,183 She wishes we never brought the complaint. 711 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:33,272 And now she wants to quit school. Sorry. 712 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:36,579 Everyone thinks she'’s the whack job 713 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,277 and the guy who rapes her is a hero. 714 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:39,539 I mean, who can blame her? 715 00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:42,107 I got it. Score 12. 716 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:44,326 What? The password to Vince'’s website. 717 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:47,547 We subpoenaed the company that contracts the server. 718 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:48,809 Score 12. 719 00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:50,985 Twelve is the number on his, um, outfit. 720 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,943 It'’s a jersey. Whatever. Check it out. 721 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,945 Type it in. 722 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:58,384 Dates, numbers, icons. It'’s a sexual table of contents. 723 00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:01,561 Video icons correspond to each sexual encounter. 724 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:04,085 Allie and Mia never said a thing about being taped. 725 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,434 Probably didn'’t know. 726 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,045 It'’s easy to flip on a laptop cam 727 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,698 without your partner knowing. 728 00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:09,917 I'’m just saying. 729 00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:15,009 Could he really be that stupid to record a rape? 730 00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:18,882 He probably didn'’t think she'’d say no. 731 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,623 He was smart to delete the videos. 732 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:23,148 We subpoenaed his computer. It was wiped clean. 733 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:25,237 Call the quarterback to the stand. 734 00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:28,240 This is all circumstantial. We don'’t have any hard evidence. 735 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,764 Let me work on that. 736 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,081 Kim. 737 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,431 What are you doing?It'’s yours. 738 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:47,911 And you should take it before she changes her mind. 739 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,611 Wow. 740 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:54,222 Thanks. Come in, please. 741 00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:56,224 Can I get you something to drink? 742 00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:57,921 No, thank you. 743 00:34:57,921 --> 00:35:00,620 But you can tell me what you did with the real diamonds. 744 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:04,754 What? Come on, Doug. Cut the crap. 745 00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:07,453 Unlike my sister, I know what uncut diamonds look like 746 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:10,108 and that bag of rocks were mostly quartz. 747 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:15,765 Is she in the car?No, I haven'’t told her. 748 00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:18,464 But you did switch them, didn'’t you? 749 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:21,293 Then you fought for the clock so she wouldn'’t catch on. 750 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,572 Wow. 751 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,664 Now, these are real. 752 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:47,623 When I told my grandmother that I was gonna leave Jenna, 753 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:49,799 she told me about the clock. 754 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,411 She was adamant that Jenna not get her hands on these. 755 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:54,369 Technically, they don'’t belong to you. 756 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:56,763 They belong to my daughter. 757 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,243 I'’m keeping them safe for her. 758 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,550 I was hoping you'’d say that. 759 00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:06,033 I drew up a trust stating as much. 760 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,383 Ella gets the diamonds when she turns 18. 761 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,950 A trust? 762 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,691 When Jenna finds out she got fakes, 763 00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:14,172 she could pierce the agreement and take half. 764 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,565 Why are you doing this? 765 00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:19,177 My client wants financial security 766 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,482 for her daughter'’s future. 767 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:23,964 And that is what I'’m giving her. 768 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,890 Vince, I'’m gonna get right to the point. 769 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:40,676 Do you videotape your sexual conquests and post them online? 770 00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:42,939 There'’s no proof Vince videotaped anything. 771 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:44,376 A little leeway, Your Honor. 772 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,726 If I can establish that such tapes exist, 773 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:48,902 we'’ll know what occurred on the night. 774 00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:50,860 Okay, but watch your step. 775 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,950 Why don'’t I start with an easier question? 776 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,257 Vince, did you buy your own laptop? 777 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,564 Uh, no, ma'’am. The school gave it to me. 778 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:00,435 It was part of my sports scholarship. 779 00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,396 You'’re aware it was subpoenaed? Yeah. 780 00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:06,311 The hard drive was empty. 781 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:10,750 No term papers, no photos, no music, no videos. 782 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,361 Nothing that an average college student would have. 783 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:16,495 Why?Must be a glitch. 784 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:19,411 You know, I'’m a jock. I'’m not so good with computers. 785 00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:23,066 Oh, yeah? Well, I guess it could have been a glitch. 786 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:26,853 Or maybe you wiped it clean when you had to turn it over. 787 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:29,812 What does an empty hard drive prove there were sex tapes? 788 00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:32,685 Miss Bingum, he'’s right. Is that all you have? 789 00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:39,169 Are you aware the university has an automatic backup system 790 00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:42,085 for every school-issued computer? 791 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:43,913 In jock speak, 792 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,873 everything on your computer was punted to the backup system. 793 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:52,357 Uh... 794 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:55,621 No. No, I wasn'’t aware of that. 795 00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:58,493 We'’d like to request a court order to access the server. 796 00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:01,627 We need time to research and file a memo of law. 797 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,238 You mean you need time to erase the backup? 798 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,153 Overruled. Access the server. 799 00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:09,156 Mr. Thurman'’s second chair works for the university 800 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:10,810 and has a laptop. 801 00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:14,379 I imagine he could access the server in minutes. 802 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:16,337 Don'’t you dare. 803 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:19,384 You just didn'’t instruct your associate to disobey my order? 804 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,995 Unless you wanna be held in contempt, 805 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,867 access the server now. 806 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,178 I think you should do what he says. 807 00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:46,324 Click on Vince'’s football and type in "score 12." 808 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:53,331 Oh. Look, there they are. 809 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:58,292 Vince, you testified that you and Mia had consensual sex. 810 00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,294 Before we watch video number nine, 811 00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,122 would you like to change your answer? 812 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:11,436 Oh, I think he wants you to invoke the Fifth Amendment. 813 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:13,351 I think you should tell the truth. 814 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,266 Why did you remove videos from your website and laptop? 815 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,833 He said he would take care of it. 816 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,532 Oh, I'’m sorry. Who said that? 817 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,362 My lawyer. 818 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,538 Do you mean the university'’s lawyer? 819 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:28,975 Same guy. 820 00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:31,064 No more questions. 821 00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:46,122 The university just called with a settlement. 822 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:48,690 They are revamping their date-rape policies. 823 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:51,737 Good. Thurman is facing criminal charges. 824 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:52,999 And Vince is suspended 825 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:55,305 pending trial for sexual assault. 826 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:57,612 You did well.Thank you. 827 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,440 I did have some help.Well... 828 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,096 I'’m really sorry about your school. 829 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:07,143 Hey, it'’s not my family. It'’s just a bunch of buildings. 830 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,582 Well, all right, any bunch of buildings 831 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,584 that sent a guy like you out into the world 832 00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:14,542 can'’t be that bad. 833 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,284 I'’ll grab you a drink to celebrate. 834 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,546 All right. 835 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,246 Bobbi. Hi, hi, hi.Hi. 836 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:25,945 Thank you for the call. 837 00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,860 I did not wanna be home tonight. 838 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:29,209 You look gorgeous. 839 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,603 Oh, good. That was the plan. 840 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,300 I broke up with Parker 841 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,172 and I wanted to leave him with a twinge of regret. 842 00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:37,435 Oh. 843 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,871 You broke up with him? 844 00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:40,655 Oh, please. 845 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,396 Parker was going to break up with me 846 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:44,442 and you were just giving me the heads-up. 847 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,661 The closest that man ever comes to hunting 848 00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:49,969 is ordering a prime rib at The Palm. 849 00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:52,885 So you knew what I was doing? 850 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:56,932 The preemptive breakup. I practically invented it. 851 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,894 Oh, Jane. What was I thinking? 852 00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:05,114 With a younger man? Deb would have been appalled. 853 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,942 Maybe. 854 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:11,207 Or maybe she would have been happy that you were happy. 855 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:16,299 Are you sure you didn'’t know her? 856 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:20,216 Ladies, what are we drinking to? 857 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,914 Uh, to happiness. 858 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,350 To the preemptive breakup. 859 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:27,006 In English?To Deb. 860 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:29,922 That one, I get. To Deb. 861 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:35,536 ♪ Oh, this has gotta be The good life ♪ 862 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:38,191 ♪ This has gotta be The good life ♪ 863 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:42,021 ♪ This could really be A good life, good life ♪ 864 00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:45,720 ♪ I say, oh, got this feeling That you can'’t fight ♪ 865 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,418 ♪ Like this city Is on fire tonight ♪ 866 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:51,030 ♪ This could really be A good life ♪ 867 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,859 ♪ A good, good life ♪ 65286

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