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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:06,180 See that aspiring model? That was me, Deb, 2 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,920 until the day I died. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,097 I thought I'd go straight to heaven, 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,099 but there was a bit of a mix-up 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,275 and I woke up in someone else's body. 6 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:16,059 So now I'm Jane, 7 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:19,280 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,456 I got a new life, a new wardrobe. 9 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:24,024 The only people who know what's going on with me 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,852 are my girlfriend, Stacy, and my guardian angel, Fred. 11 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:29,638 I used to think everything happened for a reason. 12 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,728 And, well, I sure hope I was right. 13 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:50,615 Hi, Bill. This is Jane Bingum. 14 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:54,750 Um, I was just checking in to see how you're doing 15 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,491 since yesterday morning 16 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:58,971 when you left my house and said you'd call. 17 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:02,323 Anyway, um, call me. 18 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:04,760 Hi.What was that? 19 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,283 Nothing. 20 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:10,026 You next-day-dialed the doctor. No. Maybe. 21 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,854 You slept with him on the first date. 22 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,899 Oh, my God, did Stacy tell you? 23 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,250 No. It was just a guess that paid off. 24 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,642 So you must be feeling-- 25 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:19,601 Please don't say "dirty" or "whorey." 26 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,342 I was gonna say "on fire." 27 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,561 Teri, he still hasn't called yet. 28 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,303 Is everything set for Grayson's dinner party? 29 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:28,262 Four courses, elegant and dignified, 30 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:29,524 just like you asked. 31 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,178 Perfect. And my 2:00? 32 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,180 Already in your office.Thank you. 33 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,184 Good afternoon.Good afternoon. 34 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,709 Hi. 35 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,667 I am Jane Bingum.Hi. 36 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,191 How can I help you? 37 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,671 We wanna sue a sperm bank.Oh. 38 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:49,021 Wait. I know what you're thinking. 39 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,459 Yawn, another dwarf suing a sperm bank. 40 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,287 Eli. 41 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:56,290 I conceived my son with the help of a company named ZygoLife. 42 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,814 I'm sorry, please sit down. 43 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:01,512 Here's the thing. I have a wonderful child. 44 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,166 Perfect, really. 45 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,821 Mom, seriously, you don't have to qualify. 46 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,563 Ms. Bingum, despite my perfection, 47 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,478 I was born with some issues. 48 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:13,350 You probably haven't noticed, but I'm a little person. 49 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,527 Wow, you don't say.The problem isn't being small, 50 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,834 it's the associated medical conditions. 51 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,489 Scoliosis, early onset arthritis-- 52 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,882 The official diagnosis is achondroplasia. 53 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:26,972 I put together the relevant information. 54 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:32,021 Achondroplasia is caused by a mutation 55 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:36,025 in the growth factor receptor called FGR3. Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,158 I'll need physical therapy and medication 57 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,420 for the rest of my life. 58 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,769 Well, that costs money. 59 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:43,163 Life costs money. We're doing okay. 60 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,556 You're working three jobs, Mom. 61 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,428 She doesn't have the mutation. 62 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:51,040 So the only explanation is ZygoLife's sperm. 63 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,868 Now, check this out. 64 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:55,610 They promised state-of-the-art genetic screening. 65 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,789 This is impressive. 66 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:03,357 I have a lot of time waiting for appointments. 67 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:06,447 The point is, ZygoLife screwed up, 68 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,797 and we wanna take them to court. 69 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,846 Okay. 70 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,943 Kaswell.Parker. 71 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,641 I was just in the neighborhood 72 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:29,600 and thought I would drop by to return this. 73 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,602 Are you crazy? 74 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:34,170 This is my place of work. 75 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,867 I'm actually glad you're here. 76 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,870 Really? Yes. I'm interviewing at other firms. 77 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,916 I've heard. 78 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,962 Then why are you ignoring my request for recommendations? 79 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,051 I've been busy. 80 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:49,533 But not too busy to return my panties. 81 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,231 Thank you very much. 82 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,146 Welcome. 83 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,237 Psst. 84 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,284 Hey, you.Hey, you. 85 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,677 I'm just making sure 86 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:05,027 we are still on for drinks with my dad 87 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,942 after your bachelor party. 88 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,900 Not a party. Just a dinner. 89 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,164 Right.And, yes, see you guys at 10. 90 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:15,603 Um, can I ask you a favor? 91 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,648 Anything. 92 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:20,782 Well, I think that my dad was just a little disappointed 93 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,218 that you didn't check with him. 94 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,656 He wants me to ask for your hand? 95 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:28,529 I know it's old-fashioned, but he's a judge. 96 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,357 He likes tradition and ritual. 97 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:33,185 Sure you don't mind me treating you like property? 98 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:36,798 Absolutely. Demand my hand, please. 99 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,670 If he says no, I'll have to offer him two goats and a mule. 100 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,932 Not funny. 101 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:46,460 Oh. Gotta go.Okay. Bye. 102 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:50,377 I love you.I love you too. 103 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:53,554 First course: Prosciutto di Parma, which I know you love. 104 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:56,078 Second: Ricotta and egg ravioli, 105 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,123 which you've never had, but you'll love. 106 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,822 Third, Lobster alla diavola, my personal favorite. 107 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,912 And for dessert, rosemary olive oil cakes. 108 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,523 Sounds perfect.I know, right? 109 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,656 There he is, the man of the hour. 110 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,136 Better last more than an hour. We have a lot to eat. 111 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,704 Good news. There's been a change of plans. 112 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,793 What?I canceled the restaurant. 113 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,882 Rebooked us at La Muse Gentlemen's Club. 114 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,580 Limo is waiting.What--? 115 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,495 Awesome.It's a gentlemen's club. 116 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:26,151 Teri, no. Going to a club with half-naked women around 117 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:28,632 is not what Grayson wants for his bachelor party. 118 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,940 It's what every man wants for his bachelor party. Right? 119 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,596 No arguing with the boss. 120 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:49,914 Yeah. 121 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,789 ♪ Well, Ana, you're late ♪ 122 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,138 Cute outfit. 123 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,661 It comes in four colors. 124 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:00,925 I know, I have it in the other three. 125 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:03,537 Freddy, show her some love. 126 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,060 ♪ The girls on the floor ♪ 127 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,496 Um... 128 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,195 ♪ We've come here to stare ♪ 129 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:11,458 I'm good. 130 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,285 God, I miss law school. 131 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,072 Hey, Vanessa. 132 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:20,031 Sorry for the voice mail, but Parker changed things up. 133 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:22,512 It's gonna be a late night. 134 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,122 How about lunch tomorrow? 135 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,602 You, me, your dad, 136 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,823 and I promise I'll ask for your hand. 137 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:35,351 You okay? 138 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:39,268 Smoke aggravates my asthma.You should tell your boss. 139 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:43,011 That would be Bobby Z, and he could care less. 140 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:45,709 That pole ain't gonna make any money on its own. 141 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,972 I need some fresh air, Bobby. 142 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,844 On your own time. 143 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:54,239 Jerk. 144 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:58,592 My advice? Mention California labor section 6400 to the jerk. 145 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,898 You're a lawyer?Yeah. 146 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:02,596 So is he. 147 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,075 Then he knows the law says 148 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,426 an employer must provide a place of employment 149 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,993 that's both safe and healthful. 150 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,431 Good to know, Mr.--? 151 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,171 Kent. Grayson Kent. 152 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:16,174 Do you want a lap dance? On the house? 153 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:19,264 Thanks, but I should get back to my bachelor party. 154 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,744 ♪ Come and try ♪ 155 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:24,008 Oh, no, thank you. Okay. 156 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,662 Okay. All right. 157 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,971 Nice French tips. Your tips. 158 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,103 Honey, you gotta loosen up. 159 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,322 Yeah, be cool, Jane. 160 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:36,064 I'm loose! I'm cool. 161 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:39,371 Is that liquid eyeliner? 162 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:42,418 Because I've always been afraid to try it. 163 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:45,247 Start from the center of the eye and work your way out. 164 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,379 I will try that. Thank you. 165 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,860 Oh, God, I gotta grab this. It could be the doctor. 166 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,210 I mean, not my doctor-- Kind of-- I don't know-- 167 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,734 We're kind of dating. 168 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,519 But we're not really dat-- Oh! 169 00:07:56,519 --> 00:08:00,262 Oh, God! Sorry. 170 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,053 Thank you. 171 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:12,535 ♪ Excuse me if I'm dying For a little more ♪ 172 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,363 Watch it.Whoa, whoa, whoa. 173 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,147 Ew. God. 174 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:19,673 ♪ Now baby what you do What you do to me ♪ 175 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:23,415 ♪ I know that you will And girl ♪ 176 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,287 Hello? 177 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,941 Sweetie, has the doctor called? 178 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,858 Uh, no. No, not yet. 179 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,121 Why is it so loud at the restaurant? What? 180 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,818 I can't hear you. 181 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,516 What--? I can't hear you. 182 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,953 Hey, that's what I just said. 183 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:42,217 I can't even hear you. Stacy. Well, have fun. 184 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,740 Oh, bring home some dessert. 185 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,481 Okay. 186 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:13,030 Well, I am off to work. 187 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,206 Good morning.It certainly is. 188 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,512 Fred, Fred. 189 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,470 You forgot your--Oh, my tie. 190 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,560 Yes. Thank you, my love. 191 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,567 Everything seems hunky-dory. 192 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,266 You'd think so, but no. Not hunky, not dory. 193 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,615 What's going on? 194 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,052 I think Fred is hiding something. 195 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,315 Every time I ask him about his past 196 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:40,188 he changes the subject or distracts me with sex. 197 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:45,367 Oh, well, you know, Fred is a-- He's a very private person. 198 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:48,500 Or he's not who he claims to be. 199 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,025 Well, who else would he be? 200 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:54,158 Have you ever heard of witness protection or the CIA? 201 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:57,335 Or Mrs. Doubtfire?Stacy, no-- 202 00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:00,991 Then why won't he tell me anything personal? 203 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,732 You know him. 204 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:06,214 What do you think?I think I need to get to court. 205 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:11,393 I'm suing a sperm bank on behalf of a little person. 206 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,438 You have a great job. 207 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,484 I know. How'd I get so lucky? 208 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:18,661 Oh, yeah, I crashed into a truck. Bye. 209 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,358 Bye. 210 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,410 Remember me?Of course, the asthmatic dancer. 211 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,455 Said the lousy lawyer.Excuse me? 212 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,371 I complained about the smoke machine and I got fired. 213 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:36,113 Employees can't be fired for asserting their rights. 214 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:39,029 My boss, Bobby Z, said I'm not an employee. 215 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,031 He said that I'm an independent-- 216 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:44,644 Contractor. Which is what employers call their employees 217 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,343 when they wanna dodge the laws.So where does that leave me? 218 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:53,435 With a lawsuit. I'll get you an expedited hearing today. 219 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:56,568 That is, if you don't mind being represented by a lousy lawyer. 220 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:59,528 I'm sorry. That was mean. 221 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:02,836 I have to reschedule a lunch with my father-in-law to be, 222 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,664 then we'll head to court. 223 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,536 I'm gonna meet you there. I wanna pick up my lucky pumps. 224 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,364 Judges love them. 225 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:17,720 Seventeen years ago, Eli Haller was born. 226 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,332 But because of a negligent failure by the defendant, 227 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,595 his mother now bears the financial burden 228 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,815 of paying for the associated costs 229 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,862 due to his medical conditions that could've been prevented. 230 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,734 On behalf of ZygoLife, I move for summary judgment. 231 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,084 Plaintiff has failed to state a cause of action 232 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,825 upon which relief can be granted. 233 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,349 The cause of action is negligence. 234 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,351 Straightforward and demonstrable. 235 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,702 She may be calling it negligence, 236 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,052 but this is actually a wrongful-life suit. 237 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:48,142 She's saying Ms. Haller should never have given birth. 238 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,580 Such suits are barred per California Civil Code 43.6. 239 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,670 We are not suing for wrongful life. 240 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,063 Only for the medical costs 241 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,239 associated with Mr. Haller's conditions. 242 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,893 It amounts to the same thing. 243 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:03,418 No-- Sorry, I agree. This avenue is closed. 244 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,514 I-I'm sorry. 245 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,037 It's okay, Ms. Bingum. 246 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,952 I will come up with another way. No. 247 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,215 Mom.You heard the judge. 248 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,913 Let's go. 249 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,361 What are you doing here? 250 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,406 I have been a bad guardian angel. 251 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,366 Well, we all know that's true. Why the sudden realization? 252 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,107 Teri told me you're stressing out. 253 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,370 You haven't heard from the doctor. 254 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,198 He's a neurosurgeon. 255 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,765 What are you gonna do about it? 256 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,855 I could offer advice. I could listen. 257 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,639 I am at your service. 258 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,423 Okay, I think I liked you better 259 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,164 when you were more self-absorbed. 260 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,644 Did you call him?Yes. 261 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,559 Maybe he didn't get the message. Call. 262 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,169 I called four times. 263 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,867 I should've gotten to you sooner. 264 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,694 You know, Fred, right now, 265 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,567 maybe you should focus on your own relationship. 266 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:09,440 What? Why? It's amazing. Do you know something? 267 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,530 Stacy thinks you have a secret. You never talk about your past. 268 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,184 I don't have a past. 269 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:18,885 Figure out something to say before this ends badly. 270 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,671 Would she believe I'm a gymnast who didn't have a childhood? 271 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,368 Keep working on it. 272 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,112 Your Honor, Sierra Santell is an employee 273 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:32,986 and entitled to the protections afforded employees by state law. 274 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,423 Dancers have historically been considered 275 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,207 independent contractors. 276 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:41,472 They come and go as they choose, they move from club to club. 277 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,865 Therefore, not employees. 278 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,519 In Hart v. Rick's Cabaret, 279 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,347 a federal judge defined an employee 280 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,088 as working for someone 281 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,047 who has complete control over workplace activities. 282 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,615 My client's employer determined where she worked, 283 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,748 when she worked--Oh. And he also picked my music. 284 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,446 And in the bathroom, 285 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,188 there's a sign for all employees to wash their hands, 286 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,930 which I do. 287 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,801 There you have it. 288 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:10,023 By law, she is an employee with clean hands. 289 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,589 I agree. 290 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:15,028 Ms. Santell is hereby reinstated at La Muse 291 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:18,422 with all benefits retroactive to the date of hire. 292 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,337 Uh, Ms. Santell. 293 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,686 Love the shoes. 294 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,949 Told you. 295 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,780 How does this sound? 296 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,740 "Kim Kaswell is not just a brilliant lawyer 297 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,481 "and an inspiring leader, 298 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:37,180 she is one of the most decent human beings I have ever met." 299 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,791 What are you doing?Parker's refusing to write 300 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,838 recommendations on Kim's behalf, so I thought we could. 301 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,319 Why would we want to do it? 302 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,843 If she gets a job at a firm, she won't be coming back. 303 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,672 I thought you would like the idea. No. 304 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,372 It's not that. I let Eli down. 305 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,113 My motion on the case got rejected 306 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,594 faster than Galliano's spring collection. 307 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:03,467 My cousin used a sperm bank. Totally state-of-the-art. 308 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,079 She wanted a baby half-Korean, half-Brazilian. 309 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,559 Now she's got a math whiz with a totally hot bod. 310 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:13,390 Custom-made babies are the evolution of our culture. 311 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,697 When they make ones that don't cry, sign me up. 312 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,657 Teri, you are a genius. 313 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,790 I know. Why? 314 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,661 Send ZygoLife a notice of discovery 315 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,969 demanding information how they screened their sperm in 1993. 316 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:30,407 Okay. Then call Molly Haller and tell her I'm on my way. 317 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,497 We just got a new cause of action. Which is? 318 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,848 ZygoLife claimed their product was state-of-the-art. 319 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,894 We're suing for product liability. 320 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,505 You wanna compare my son to a busted toaster? 321 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,812 A toaster?No. 322 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,423 Uh-- Yes and no. 323 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,599 We are suing for product liability 324 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,427 as a way around ZygoLife's defense. 325 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,777 That's awesome.No, it's repulsive. 326 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,649 A means to an end. 327 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,130 It's what I've been fighting since Eli was born. 328 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,914 He's not a defective product. 329 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:02,048 I am not saying he's defective. Absolutely not. 330 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,746 I am saying that ZygoLife's state-of-the-art process 331 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,530 was defective. 332 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,793 That's splitting hairs.Mom. 333 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:12,362 I'm sorry. No one is ever gonna say you are not perfect 334 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,711 just the way you are. 335 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,887 Please leave. 336 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,193 Come on. 337 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,256 Hello.Hi. 338 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,911 Eli, you scared me. I didn't see you come in. 339 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,565 No one did. I'm desk-height. 340 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,958 Right. 341 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,178 The product-liability angle, let's do it. 342 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,006 Okay, I really do wanna help you, 343 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,920 but your mom said no. 344 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,661 You think we can win, right? 345 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,490 I think we'd have a shot. 346 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,623 This morning, we got an eviction notice. 347 00:16:55,623 --> 00:17:00,715 Three jobs and my mom can't afford rent and me. 348 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,587 This isn't getting any better and you could do something. 349 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,154 Not without your mom. 350 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,330 If the judge says he'll let this go forward, 351 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,289 then I'll talk to her. 352 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,988 I don't wanna upset her unless it's for real.Okay. 353 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,338 I'll work up a petition 354 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,253 and we will give this our best shot. 355 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,300 Thanks. 356 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,955 Mr. Kent, you're ruining our lives. 357 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,175 Uh, care to elaborate? 358 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,351 You got us reclassified as employees. 359 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,787 That's what we wanted. 360 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,833 Not sure why. Being an employee sucks. 361 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,965 We used to make a grand a night in tips. 362 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,881 And now Bobby Z says that since we're employees, 363 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,840 all of our tips are corporate earnings, 364 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,669 so he gets to keep them. 365 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,237 That wasn't my intention.That's not good enough. 366 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,673 Desiree.No, she's right. 367 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,415 I'll call Bobby Z, see what I can do. 368 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,069 Told you guys he'd help. 369 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,507 He couldn't make it worse.One moment. 370 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:57,815 Hey. Hey, what's going on in there? 371 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:02,124 New clients. Oh. They look more like strippers. 372 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,605 Then we're both right. 373 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,390 You missed drinks with my dad, then lunch. 374 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,697 And now you've got a room full of girls. 375 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,916 Are you going through something? No, no. 376 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,093 Look, lunch tomorrow with you and your dad. 377 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,833 I promise I will not leave 378 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,705 until I ask my future father-in-law 379 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,924 for your hand.Okay. 380 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,536 Hello, ladies. 381 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,581 Lovely to meet you. Good luck with the case. 382 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,980 In 1993, a company called Westin Labs 383 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,374 began offering a DNA test for mutations 384 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,072 in the growth factor receptor FGR3. 385 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,422 That test would have caught Eli's condition 386 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,684 had it been used. 387 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,164 We didn't know back then. 388 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,253 Neither did the scientific community. 389 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,125 Only 30% of ZygoLife's competitors 390 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,083 used the test in 1993. 391 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,086 How can my client be responsible for a test he didn't know? 392 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,133 They sold a faulty product. 393 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,657 Whether or not they should've known about the test 394 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,094 is a jury question.I agree. 395 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,965 I'm granting your petition. 396 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,228 Thank you. 397 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,620 Now hold on. 398 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,622 Cause of action is product liability. 399 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,364 That's right.In product liability matters, 400 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,714 the statute of limitations expires two years 401 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,021 after receipt of product. How old are you, Eli? 402 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,851 Seventeen.You're 15 years too late. 403 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,069 We move to dismiss. 404 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,767 Okay, hold on. 405 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:23,336 I move to substitute Eli Haller as the plaintiff 406 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,121 and I name myself guardian ad litem. 407 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,341 What?It means she'll be my guardian 408 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,343 for the purposes--I understand. 409 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:34,042 Eli's 17. The statute of limitations doesn't start 410 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,957 for an individual until 18. 411 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:40,483 So Molly Haller is no longer my client, Eli is. 412 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,096 And the trial starts tomorrow. 413 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,278 Honey, I'm home. 414 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:56,325 Oh. Just in time for a seaweed smoothie. 415 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,327 It's good for your stamina. 416 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,851 Not that you need any help.Mm-hmm. 417 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,812 Looks delicious. 418 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,380 Hmm. Stacy, I've been thinking. 419 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,946 We need to talk. 420 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,340 Oh?No, I just-- 421 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,124 I've been focusing so much on us 422 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,910 that I haven't really told you anything about myself, 423 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,433 and I feel like sharing. 424 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,305 Oh. 425 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,177 So is there anything that you wanna ask me? 426 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,223 Because I am ready to tell you 427 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,963 whatever it is that you wanna know. 428 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,009 I'm an only child from San Diego. 429 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,358 My favorite color is aqua. 430 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,969 I am a Pisces, though on the weekend, 431 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,493 I feel more like an Aquarius. 432 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,713 Oh, I feel so much closer to you right now. 433 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,325 Mmm. That-- 434 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,850 Do you wanna go in the bedroom and test out my stamina? 435 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,591 What about your parents? 436 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:48,551 My parents? Right. 437 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,857 They're dead. 438 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:53,817 Oh, that's so sad. 439 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,343 Well, no, I mean, they're not both dead. 440 00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,911 My mom is fine and living in, um... 441 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,873 Alhambra.Alhambra? 442 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:10,486 Could we go see her?No, no. It's too far. 443 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,358 Alhambra is, like, 30 minutes away. 444 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,664 It is?Mm-hmm. 445 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,058 It seems further, like in Africa. 446 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,407 Mm-mm. Let's go right now. 447 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,453 No. Well, how about this? 448 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,194 How about the three of us go out to lunch 449 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,632 sometime in the future? 450 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,068 How about tomorrow? 451 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:30,071 Unless there's a reason to put it off. 452 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,858 No. No. Tomorrow's great. 453 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:38,166 My mom loves Wednesdays. 454 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:44,912 Hi, Eli. I'm here to see your mom. 455 00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:46,783 She's at work.Right. 456 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,395 She did get your subpoena before she left. 457 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,659 Great.Come on in. 458 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:56,140 You know, I wanted to talk to her about it, 459 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,882 but she wouldn't return my calls. I know. 460 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,931 I need to make it clear to both of you 461 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,716 that the only way I can prove liability 462 00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:09,328 is to establish that ZygoLife let her down. 463 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,243 So I need to prove 464 00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:15,421 that she had expectations about you 465 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,814 that weren't met because of their mistake. 466 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:20,861 Wait here. 467 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:39,662 You wanna know what she expected when she was pregnant with me? 468 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,361 I found this in a drawer. 469 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,797 She doesn't know I've seen it. 470 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,544 "To my baby, on his 17th birthday. 471 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:55,461 "I just got the news, I'm finally gonna be a mom. 472 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,202 "Today, I make a commitment to you. 473 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:01,684 "To make sure you grow up healthy and strong. 474 00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:04,905 "To provide you with every advantage, 475 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:07,255 "so you may become whatever you wanna be-- 476 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:11,520 "an astronaut, an athlete, or even president. 477 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:16,960 "To encourage you to travel the world, 478 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,659 "to reach for the stars. 479 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,794 "To live a life without boundaries or limits. 480 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,494 "I will always love you. 481 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,234 Mom." 482 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,936 But you turned 17 months ago. 483 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:39,461 Yeah. She never gave me the letter. 484 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:43,204 I know she loves me, Ms. Bingum. 485 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,553 But it doesn't change 486 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:47,382 this isn't what she signed up for. 487 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,918 Oh, no. Don't know what you said to Bobby, 488 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,224 but he locked us out. 489 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,618 I left him a voice-- He fired you? 490 00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,620 Yeah, and he called all the other clubs. 491 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,013 No one will hire us. Said we were a problem. 492 00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,319 Hey. 493 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,974 Hey.What's going on? 494 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,629 I encouraged Sierra to bring a grievance to her boss. 495 00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:19,545 He blacklisted them with other owners. 496 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:23,200 That sounds like the owners are acting like a strip-club trust, 497 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,854 which is illegal. 498 00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:27,553 Jane's right. We need to get to court today. 499 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,685 I'll have a paralegal file the paperwork. 500 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:33,341 I just need to reschedule another lunch. Be right back. 501 00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:36,083 He's a great guy, isn't he? 502 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,955 Yeah. He's the best. 503 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,914 Did that doctor guy ever call you back? 504 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,568 No. 505 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,831 You deserve better. 506 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,662 Yeah, I do. 507 00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,620 Hi, Bill, this is Jane. 508 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,796 Jane Bingum. 509 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:56,582 Bill, I wanted to let you know 510 00:24:56,582 --> 00:25:00,716 that I never sleep with a guy on the first date. 511 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:03,632 But for some reason, I thought you were different. 512 00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:07,331 And maybe it's because you were smart 513 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,595 and charming and cute. 514 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,640 And it doesn't that hurt you're a doctor. 515 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,862 But now I see that I was simply suckered 516 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:20,954 by an oversized ego and a God complex so big 517 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,652 you couldn't even bother to return my phone calls. 518 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:27,917 So congratulations, you lost me. 519 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,397 Like you can lose my number, 520 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,878 though it seems you already have. 521 00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,882 Hey, I heard all that. 522 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:39,929 And for what it's worth, I'm proud of you.Thanks. 523 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,932 I feel like I'm gonna be sick. 524 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,817 Kim Kaswell. 525 00:25:57,817 --> 00:26:00,036 Parker, what are you doing here? 526 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:03,431 I have a job interview.I'll be brief. 527 00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:04,911 I want you back at the firm. 528 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,783 Not just because you're an amazing lawyer, 529 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,786 but because you're an amazing woman. 530 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,571 I know I screwed up, 531 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,052 professionally and personally. 532 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:19,447 I wasn't honest and... 533 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:23,799 I let the best thing in my life get away from me. 534 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:28,848 Yes, you did.Kim, please come back. 535 00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,242 My interview is about to start. 536 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,941 Parker. 537 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:37,204 We've been waiting on your recommendation. 538 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:38,945 Thanks for giving it in person. 539 00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:02,838 Ginny?Ah! Oh. 540 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:05,449 Never sneak up on a person like that. 541 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:08,104 And I'm sorry. 542 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,846 So how is my favorite employee? 543 00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,196 Temporary employee.Right. 544 00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:15,416 Between acting jobs. 545 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,505 Yes, that's right. I'm an actress. 546 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:19,855 The Sound of Music, Buena Park Dinner Theater. 547 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,815 Good stuff.I can't believe you saw it. 548 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:27,733 Well, I didn't. But I did see your flyer. 549 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,735 Oh, right, yeah. I put that out there. 550 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:33,173 You looked really convincing as the Mother Superior. 551 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:37,830 The Buena Buglecalled me stern and matronly. 552 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,092 Matronly.Yes. 553 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:40,528 Mother with dignity. 554 00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,530 Aren't you the clever little critter? 555 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,532 It's exactly what I was looking for. 556 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,055 Really?Yeah. 557 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:49,276 I was wondering if I could ask you a favor 558 00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,409 that would involve your superior acting skills. 559 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:55,717 Okay.And a free lunch. 560 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,371 Oh, I'm listening. 561 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,290 Ms. Haller, when you first read ZygoLife's brochure 562 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:06,380 offering state-of-the-art genetic screening, 563 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,818 were you aware of a test that would've caught a mutation 564 00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:12,299 in the fibroblast growth factor receptor 3? 565 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,909 I'm not a doctor, Miss Bingum. 566 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,651 Then it's fair to say that you were relying 567 00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,827 on ZygoLife's expertise 568 00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:21,264 to ensure the quality of the sperm? 569 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:24,224 Yes.No further questions. 570 00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:30,709 Since this case is about product liability, 571 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,493 I have to ask. 572 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:35,931 Do you wanna trade in your son?Excuse me? 573 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,238 If, theoretically, we could provide you 574 00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:41,110 with another boy without the mutated gene, 575 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,069 would you agree to it? 576 00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:46,507 Of course not. 577 00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:48,727 I wouldn't trade Eli for the world. 578 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,688 No further questions. 579 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,825 Redirect?Proceed. 580 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,787 In 1993, 581 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:09,356 what were your expectations for your unborn child? 582 00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:16,450 Um, I remind you that you are under oath. 583 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,368 I don't understand the question. 584 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:24,066 Did you expect that Eli 585 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,808 would need biweekly Ritux injections 586 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,028 so that he could walk without pain, 587 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:34,773 or that he would grow up healthy and strong? 588 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,042 Healthy and strong. 589 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,915 Did you expect that your child 590 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:51,006 would need seven spinal operations 591 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:56,707 or that he might become an astronaut or an athlete? 592 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,754 Did you expect 593 00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:03,497 the costs associated with Eli's medical conditions 594 00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:07,762 would require that you work 18-hour days? 595 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,677 Or did you believe that your son 596 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:13,115 would live a life without limits or boundaries? 597 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,248 Stop, Ms. Bingum, stop. 598 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,510 This was a mistake. 599 00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,601 Eli, I--Please. 600 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:23,473 I'm sorry. 601 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,128 I'm so sorry.No, honey. 602 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:29,479 No. Shh.I didn't mean that. 603 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,133 No, it's gonna be okay. 604 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,527 It's okay. Look at me.I'm sorry. 605 00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:36,095 It's okay. It's okay. 606 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:47,889 I heard what happened in court. 607 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,631 So you turned my computer into a shrine? 608 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,720 I bookmarked your top 10 favorite 609 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,028 online-shopping destinations, preloaded your credit card info. 610 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,812 Retail therapy cheers you up. 611 00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,162 Thank you. 612 00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:03,339 But this goes way beyond that. 613 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,254 Today, I forced a mother 614 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,301 to admit her darkest secrets about her son. 615 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:11,652 Is there anything relevant in the ZygoLife discovery? 616 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:14,785 No. Why would ZygoLife give us evidence that would hurt them? 617 00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,049 It's discovery and there are rules. 618 00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:19,051 Everyone always plays by the rules. 619 00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:21,183 No one ever cheats on their taxes, 620 00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:22,750 or lies to get out of jury duty 621 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,579 or shoplifts a whole chicken from Costco. 622 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,016 My point is the legal system is not perfect. 623 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,105 I have a hard time believing ZygoLife 624 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:34,893 would hand over a smoking gun neatly tied up in a box. 625 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,591 Then we should look outside the box. 626 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,680 What are you talking about? 627 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,290 My brain is working. 628 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:45,120 My brain is working. 629 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,817 You're acting really weird. 630 00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:49,385 Teri, we don't need their stupid boxes. 631 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,909 It's just like in retail, 632 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,128 there are two parties to every transaction. 633 00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,825 You buy groceries at the market, 634 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,045 you buy cosmetics at the counter, 635 00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:59,569 you buy your tests for genetic mutations-- 636 00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:02,268 From the lab.Exactly. 637 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,793 ZygoLife buys their FGR3 test from Westin Labs. 638 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:09,666 Westin Labs would have no reason to conceal their records. 639 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:13,322 I'm on it.Thank you. 640 00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:16,151 Bobby Z is here with the guys who own the biggest clubs west 641 00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:18,110 of Denver's Silver Cabaret. 642 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,373 I know. I had them all served. 643 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,550 Participating in the conspiracy to restrain your employment. 644 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,118 Gentlemen's club and associates club. 645 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,250 Judge Byron Hemmings presiding.Oh, no. 646 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,687 What's wrong? 647 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:33,081 This isn't good. 648 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,909 Apparently, lunch with my daughter 649 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:38,260 and future son-in-law got canceled again, 650 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:44,136 so here I am saddled with an alleged emergency TRO. 651 00:32:44,136 --> 00:32:46,616 I'm the son-in-law.Oh. 652 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,446 Your Honor, may I approach? 653 00:32:57,714 --> 00:33:00,630 Are they the emergency?Yes. 654 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:02,763 Fascinating. How'd you meet them? 655 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:06,636 Is that really relevant?Well, I am the judge. 656 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:11,467 I met Ms. Santell at my bachelor party 657 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,992 and apparently they're a package deal. 658 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,256 This is gonna be good. 659 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:21,303 But what you need to know about my Freddy 660 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,871 is that he can be overly sensitive. 661 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,568 That's not entirely-- 662 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:28,093 Sweetheart, don't speak while you're chewing. 663 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:31,748 Anyway, as Fred's mom, 664 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:34,273 I think I should ask you a few questions. 665 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:36,840 Sure. Anything. 666 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,843 What was your SAT score? 667 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:43,151 Is that really that important? 668 00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:44,631 Of course it's important. 669 00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,068 My Freddy should be with a smart girl. 670 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,374 But--Mom! 671 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:54,641 Never you mind. So what about your career? 672 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,338 He tells me you're a model. 673 00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:59,298 And, sweetie, you know, most models peak at 22. 674 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:01,735 How old are you? 675 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:05,652 Ooh. Not 22. 676 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:08,611 Okay, so do you have a backup plan? 677 00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,265 Ginny-- Mother.Yes. 678 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,879 Oh, I'm sorry, sugarplum. 679 00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:20,232 Menopause makes Mommy crazy. 680 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,061 If you'll excuse me, I have to tinkle. 681 00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:27,239 Oh! It's slippery. 682 00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,419 Okay. Look. 683 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:36,813 Stacy, look, that is not my mother. 684 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:39,425 Oh, Fred, if that was my mom, 685 00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:42,558 I would say the exact same thing. 686 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:45,213 I promise we never have to do this again, okay? 687 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,563 Okay. 688 00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,957 Mr. Iverness, the other day in chambers 689 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,786 you stated that your company had no knowledge 690 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:57,051 of Westin Labs' FGR3 test when Ms. Haller purchased sperm. 691 00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,313 Is that true?Yes. 692 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,098 We became aware of it in '94, 693 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,665 at which time it was added to our screening process. 694 00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:05,929 After Eli had been conceived.That's right. 695 00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:09,019 Why add the test?To stay current. 696 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:12,936 It wasn't because Westin Labs had lowered their price? 697 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:15,548 How could we know they'd lower the price 698 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,072 when we had no prior knowledge it existed? 699 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,075 Hmm. 700 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,339 We received this e-mail 701 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,299 from a vice president of Westin Lab. 702 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:30,171 He's kept a record of every sales meeting he's had 703 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,478 with a potential client since 1989. 704 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,957 And in this note, 705 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:37,613 he details a meeting he had with your company 706 00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:41,051 in January of '93. 707 00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:44,707 I'd like to read his summary to the jury, if I may. 708 00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:49,364 "Wednesday, January 7th, 1993. 709 00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:52,106 "Met with ZygoLife purchasing agent 710 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,369 "to discuss FGR3 test. 711 00:35:54,369 --> 00:36:00,375 Agent refused, citing the cost of $75 a unit." 712 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:06,947 Can you identify the agent who refused to purchase this test? 713 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,992 1993 is a long time ago. 714 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:12,648 Oh, well, the name's here in the e-mail. 715 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,565 Oh, you don't wanna...? 716 00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:19,002 Hmm? Okay. 717 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,094 It's your name. 718 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:27,968 I would like to introduce this e-mail as evidence. 719 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,448 Objection.Overruled. 720 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:37,586 These men are colluding for the sole purpose 721 00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:39,588 of preventing my clients from working. 722 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,808 My colleagues and I are sharing reviews. 723 00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:45,246 These reviews have the purpose of suppressing the ability 724 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,988 to demand better conditions.That's not how we see it. 725 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,773 I've heard enough. 726 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:55,343 There is indeed evidence of collusion. 727 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,650 Your Honor--Stow it, counselor. 728 00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:00,522 This court hereby instructs Mr. Z 729 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,742 to rehire his dancers. They keep their tips. 730 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,919 Furthermore, I want you and all your colleagues 731 00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,747 to submit your employee contracts 732 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:11,403 to this court for review, posthaste. 733 00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,275 By posthaste, he means--Quickly. We know. 734 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:17,496 We're dancers, not dummies.Court is adjourned. 735 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,760 Your Honor. You'll grant leave for an amicus motion? 736 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,024 Yes. 737 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,200 I've been waiting to do this for a week, sir. 738 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,158 Now that we're finally together, 739 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,509 I'd like to ask your permission 740 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:33,773 to marry your incredible daughter. 741 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,557 That would be me. 742 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,305 So ordered. 743 00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,396 Thanks, Daddy. 744 00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:52,618 Mr. Parker. 745 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,229 Ms. Kaswell. 746 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,926 My position is nonnegotiable. 747 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:58,232 I want a 10-percent raise, 748 00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:00,539 and you and I come to an understanding. 749 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:05,892 What kind of an understanding? 750 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:09,939 I'm back with the firm, I'm not back with you. 751 00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:15,205 May I ask why you changed your mind? 752 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:19,645 No.No? 753 00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:23,126 No, you may not ask why I changed my mind. 754 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,752 We just got an offer from ZygoLife's attorney. 755 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,973 Since you are the client... 756 00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:47,150 Mom. 757 00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:59,685 Now that's what I'm talking about. 758 00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:04,864 I don't know what to say.Say you'll forgive me. 759 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:08,302 I never meant to hurt you or your family. 760 00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,174 You were trying to protect my son. What every mother wants. 761 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:14,700 Thank you. 762 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,877 It was my pleasure, Eli. It truly was. 763 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,968 Come on, Mom. Let's go. 764 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:25,058 Tonight, I'm buying you dinner. 765 00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:32,979 Jane.Kim. 766 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,589 You're back.I am. 767 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,722 I heard about the glowing recommendations 768 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,984 you wrote for me. 769 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,378 It was nothing.I know. 770 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,381 I can't wait to return the favor someday. 771 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:04,619 Bill. Hey, Jane. Can I come in? 772 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,366 Hi.Hi. 773 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:14,063 Thanks.Sure. 774 00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:18,328 I think I left my phone here the other night. Oh. 775 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,548 I think it might've fallen out of my pants 776 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,029 when you took them off. 777 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,815 Yeah. 778 00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:30,515 And I just got off a nonstop haul. 779 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:33,213 A tumor resection, two aneurysm clippings. 780 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,171 And I realized I never called you back. 781 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:38,131 And now I feel like a jerk.No worries at all. 782 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,786 I was hoping to take you out on a proper date. 783 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,091 If not tonight, then-- 784 00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:45,138 Oh, um, tonight works. 785 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:47,488 Well, then as soon as I get my cell phone. 786 00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,490 Right. I think it might be under the bed. 787 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:51,536 I'll go look. 788 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,295 Found it.Great. 789 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:18,432 So I was thinking Italian.Oh, I love Italian. 790 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:21,000 I wanna thank you for giving me another chance. 791 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,438 Me and my oversized ego and God complex. 792 00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:28,050 Oh, God. I-- No, you-- I mean-- 793 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:31,532 How did you hear your messages? I just deleted them. 794 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,795 I am a neurosurgeon. I have to check my messages. 795 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:37,364 Yes, you do. 796 00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:39,235 But I gotta say, when you get mad, 797 00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,715 you're pretty adorable. 58245

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