All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S02E05 - Senti-Mental Journey (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model there?
That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was a bit
of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,
a super-busy lawyer

with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

♪ It's a perfect day ♪

♪ Nothing's in my way
Oh, yeah ♪

♪ It's a perfect day ♪

♪ Oh, oh
There's not a prouder day ♪

Breakfast of champions?

Twizzlers are a food group,
right?

I don't wanna live in a world
where they're not.

I heard that Tony
left for D.C.

How are you doing with that?Uh-- I'm really excited for him.

It's a great opportunity.

Yeah, it's the pits.The worst.

Hey, how about I take you out
for a real breakfast?

I've got nothing till 10.That sounds great. Heh, heh.

Jane, the ADA is on the phone.I'm busy.

You gotta bail someone out.I have a full case load.

You're gonna wanna do this.Trust me, I don't.

It's your mother.

Rain check.Anytime. Hope she's okay.

Thanks.

♪ Oh, yeah
And it done her own ♪

Loretta, that's your cue!
Let's do it again! Oh!

♪ Frankie And Johnny
Were lovers ♪

Oh, Janie!
Oh, you look fantastic.

Oh, thank you.

Are you okay?I'm terrific.

You're terrific?
You're in jail.

I didn't even know
you were in town.

It was a spontaneous trip.

I went to the theater,
saw Chicago,

which, by the way,
fantabulous,

and I thought
I'd do a little shopping.

I was minding
my own business when--

God, you look gorgeous
in cool colors.

You know, you're a winter.I know.

So, Mom,
I have your file here.

Assault, disorderly conduct,
indecent exposure?

What happened?

I was hot.
I took my sandals off

and had my
feet in the fountain

when this ignoramus mall cop
told me I had to get out.

I was defending myself and, heh,
things got a little out of hand.

The police took
a blood alcohol test.

Were you drinking?Of course not.

When did Fashion Square
become Tiananmen Square?

This is serious.Oh, poo-poo-poo.

Oh, I know how
to cheer you up.

♪ I used to think
Maybe you love me ♪

♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪

♪ And I just can't wait
Till the day ♪

♪ When you knock
On my door ♪

Mom--

♪ Now every time
I go for the mail box ♪

♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪

Please stop.Sing with me.

♪ I just can't wait
Till you write me ♪

We have to go to court now.Okey-dokey.

Are you sure you're okay?I'm fantabulous!

Bye, girls!

Oh, yeah.

Hello, Fred.I'm late. I know.

Again.Interesting story.

I was on the 780 bus
and transferred to the 757,

but a water main broke. I ran
eight blocks to catch the 335--

I thought you carpooled
with Jane?

When we can, but sometimes
I take the bus.

I don't know
how to drive.

Well, if you want to
keep this job, learn.

Hello, Mr. Parker.

I was, uh, looking for
the deposition for the--

Cooper case.

Fred, get the Cooper depo
for Mr. Parker.

Right away.

Uh...

There's something
on your lip, sir.

It's right about...
It's right about here.

Is that lipstick?

Tangerine Dream.

Kim had me get some
for her...yesterday.

It's a good color
on you, sir.

Is this something
I have to worry about?

Absolutely not.

Understood?
Completely.

Does he still need me
to get the Cooper deposition?

What do you think?

Excuse me, you're a lawyer,
right?

Last I checked.

Who are you?I'm Joan Finer.

I don't have
an appointment,

and according to every lawyer
I spoke to, I don't have a case.

So you snuck past reception
and found a junior associate

without an assistant
to stop you.

Are you gonna kick me out?Not until I hear it.

I'm an idiot.Not a great start.

I invested all of my money
with Max Adams.

Oh, no.I never should have trusted him.

But he was Max Adams.

His company had been around
for decades.

I never dreamed
it was some Ponzi scheme.

Yeah, he was very good

at what he did
until he got caught.

Look, I bust my ass
on a teacher's salary,

and he is out on bail,

probably having lobster
for lunch.

Mr. Kent,
I want my money back.

And I am willing
to fight for it.

Ms. Finer,

you've come
to the right guy.

Did you just roll your eyes,
Miss Davenport?

Hello? I'm not your mother.
I'm a superior-court judge.

And I hold your fate
in my hands. So knock it off.

She seems mean.

Actually, she's fair.
And a friend.

On the criminal-mischief
conviction,

which covers
all of your colorful graffiti,

I'm sentencing you
to 60 days of art school

at the Lynwood
Correctional Facility.

Ha, ha, ha.Enjoy your stay.

Docket ending 342.

The State of California
v. Elaine Bingum?

Your Honor,
the defendant is charged

with aggravated assault
and indecent exposure.

The state recommends
30 days in jail

and that bail
be set at $10,000.

What? That's insane!It's appropriate, Your Honor.

Counsel, approach the bench.Yeah.

Jane,
is that your mother?

Yes.

Sure you should
be representing her?

Yes, it's fine.

I mean,
I know what I'm doing.

Suit yourself.
Proceed, counsel.

My client should be released
on her own recognizance.

There is a perfectly good
explanation for her actions.

Indecent exposure?It wouldn't be if I was 19.

It's only indecent because
I'm over 50. Heh, heh.

My client is truly remorseful
for her actions.

This is hardly
the face of remorse.

Really?

I'm ordering
a psychological evaluation.

That's a total waste of time.You're not helping.

And I'm granting the ROR.Thank you, Your Honor.

Under one condition. That she's
released into your custody.

You have to keep a tight
rein on her, Ms. Bingum.

Do you understand?We get it.

We're glued at the hip,
right, Janie?

That's right, Mom.

I just took my shoes off
to get into the water.

It was 100 degrees,
for Pete's sake.

Mom, I will handle this.
Paul.

Three little misdemeanors?

What do you say we dismiss with
time served and call it a day?

I'd like to but it would be
malfeasance, given her priors.

Malfeasance. Ooh.
Sounds dirty. Heh, heh.

Priors? What are you
talking about, priors?

He must have seen my rap sheet.You have a rap sheet?

Convicted of shoplifting,
trespassing, arson.

All in the past few years.
Jane, my hands are tied.

How could you not tell me
you had priors?

What do you mean?
You know about the shoplifting.

You got me off.

I did?

Like I was gonna, you know,
steal a $500 wallet.

I didn't know
it was still in my hand

when I walked out
of the store.

We're lucky that judge
thought I was adorable.

Okay. What about the arson?I was having a little luau

and my tiki torches

accidentally set the neighbor's
tool shed on fire.

That thing
was an eyesore anyways.

And the trespass?I was using

a neighbor's Jacuzzi.

How was I to know
their trip to Borneo

would be cut short
by a typhoon?

It's all so ridiculous!Okay.

You have to tell me
the truth.

Do you have
a drinking problem?

I enjoy a fuzzy navel
every now and again,

but I am no boozehound.

We're sorry about your client's
financial predicament,

but there's nothing
we can do.

You promised
a 20 percent return.

You said my money was secure.
You had strategies, experience.

You cleaned me out.

You have my sympathy,
Ms. Finer.

But my philosophy
has always been

investments, like life,
are unpredictable.

When you hand over money,
it's a calculated gamble.

Is that a life lesson?
Because you're under indictment.

You're the last one
who should be teaching.

If you look at what
our client is asking for--

What you call a calculated
gamble, I call a con!

How's this
for a life lesson:

Never trust a scum-sucking
bottom feeder!

If you'll excuse us. Let's go.Yes.

Like to kick a man
when he's down?

When he deserves it.Maybe you didn't hear the news.

Mr. Adams was just diagnosed

with stage four
pancreatic cancer.

You have a nice day.

The Rulings of Justice
William O. Douglas.Snore!

Honestly, I don't know how you
made it through law school

without lapsing
into a coma.

You know, I got the smarts
to be a lawyer, even a judge.

I always know exactly what
Judge Judy ends up saying.

Here you go, Elaine.

You left your purse
in the ladies' room.

For crying out loud.
Ha, ha, ha.

I was busy talking to the girl
in the next stall.

Yeah, that was me.

The L.A.P.D. just faxed over
a copy of her blood test.

No alcohol.What did I tell you?

But there were trace metabolites
of escitalopram.

Trace metabolites?

Well, heh, heh, heh,
aren't you Mrs. David Caruso.

I was feeling
a little blue

and my GP gave me a prescription
for antidepressants. No biggie.

What if there's something
actually wrong with you?

Like an aneurysm or a tumor.Can't you just accept

that your mother's
a little eccentric?

She thinks I should be staying
home all day baking cookies.

Cookie!
That might hit the spot.

Are there still free Oreos
in the kitchen?

Yeah.

Yay.

I don't understand this.

She was not like this
when she was here before.

Something's going on.

She's always offbeat,
now she's just off.

Maybe it's menopause.No way.

There's been no weeping,

sweating or throwing
a flank steak.

My mom had a rough time.

Oh, the doctor doing
the psych evaluation called.

A family member has to back up
her medical history.

I told him
you would do it.

Oh. Okay. Um--
You know what?

Maybe my dad
can help with this.

Yeah, like that would
ever happen.

Since they split, you say
his name, she walks out.

Well,
then I'll call him.

Okay, but you haven't talked
to Henry in, like, forever.

Well, then maybe forever
ends today.

You have a 2 p.m. deposition
at Gottwald & Suskind

and a 3:15 conference call
with Gary Simmons of--

We still on for lunch?Absolutely.

But you brought
your lunch today.

Vietnamese chicken wrap.

I'll get my jacket.

What was that?

Reminding you you don't have
to go to lunch because--

I'll be back
when I'm back.

And I was serious earlier,
learn how to drive.

Teri, you must be a good driver
since you fit your big SUV

in that tiny compact-only
spot every morning.

Yes, I am an excellent driver.Will you teach me?

You don't know how?Nobody drives where I'm from.

Oh, you're from New York?A little further north.

What's in it for me?Lunch.

I've done more for less.Great.

Thanks for babysitting Elaine,
my mom.

Oh, and if she asks,
do not tell her

I'm meeting Henry,
my dad.

She'll freak out.No problem.

So, what do you wear to meet
a father you've never met?

Seersucker.
Light and breezy.

That was a rhetorical question.Oh. Then definitely denim.

Going out?Uh-- Yeah.

Is it a date?No.

Uh-huh. What's he like?

Uh, I've never met him before.Oh, a blind date! Heh, heh, heh.

Those are a crap shoot.

One time I was set up with
a guy who brought his mother.

At least she could dance.

Oh, God, I feel like
driving to Vegas.

Don't worry. It'll be okay.Thanks, Stace.

I am nervous.

Teri says I haven't talked
to my dad in 10 years.

And I have no idea why.

Maybe you did
something really awful

and he hasn't forgiven
you yet.

Thanks.
It's really comforting.

Or he did something
unforgivable.

Or maybe we never got along.
This is crazy.

I'm in the middle
of a family drama,

and it's not
even my family. No.

It's really nice
to see you.

You just said that.

But it's nice
to see you too, Dad.

It's been a long time,
jellybean.

Yeah.

So like I was saying
on the phone,

we really need
to talk about mom.

You know, I'm surprised
you ordered a drink.

Why? Am I allergic?No, no.

But after your feminist studies
class, you swore off liquor

because the patriarchal
and sexist alcohol industry

objectified women
through their advertising.

Oh. Heh, heh.
Well, I guess I got over that.

Please come with me to mom's
doctor's appointment tomorrow.

Not a good idea.But I don't know

what's going on with her.Welcome to my world.

The last few years
were tough.

One day she'd want to open
a bed and breakfast in Maui,

the next she'd bring home
French bulldogs to breed.

But she wasn't always
like that, right?

Oh, God, no.

We had so much fun.
We'd go dancing and hiking.

Fridays were always
game night. Remember?

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Mom would make chicken pot pie
and we'd play charades

and laugh for hours.

I felt like the luckiest guy
in the world.

Then it changed.
I couldn't reach her.

So, what about me?

What about you?

We haven't spoken
in a long time--

I left you
so many messages.

I understand
why you didn't call.

You were angry
because I left your mother.

But I swear to you,
the last thing

I ever wanted
was to hurt you.

Scum-sucking bottom feeder?
I've never seen you

lose it like that.I meant it.

Your face was purple.He knows exactly how I feel.

And our client enjoyed
the show, but what's next?

You're dropping this case.What?

I got off the phone
with Mr. Adams' attorney.

Even if you win,
your client won't see a dime.

What are you doing, Grayson?

It's a long shot.It's a lost cause.

Adams' remaining assets
will be liquidated

to pay his legal fees,
which by the way

are going
to Bellson and Tweed.

Know how much work they send us?
You're stepping on their toes.

I want you both
to cut your losses.

The image of Jesus on a pancake
went for $15,000 on eBay

and I'm the one who needs
a psychological exam? Ha!

Please.

Hi.
Henry?

Hello, Elaine.

What is he doing here?I asked him to come.

You ambushed me.Don't blame Jane.

She's just trying
to help.

How do you like that?
Two against one.

Some things
never change.

That's not how it was
and you know it.

Can we not do this here, please?I'm leaving.

This exam isn't voluntary.

Hi, I'm Dr. Landers.Hi.

Mrs. Bingum,
why don't you come in.

♪ One two three four ♪

Move it!

What the--?Come on!

Get off the road!

See? I'm a natural.

Don't talk,
I'm nauseous.

There's things they don't teach
in the DMV handbook.

If someone
pisses you off,

just lay on your horn
and use your middle finger.

Horn, middle finger.
Got it.

You in the Jeep, pull over!

Hey!
But you said--

Not to a cop!
You don't have a license.

Just pull over
and make something up.

Tell them I'm sick and you're
driving me to the hospital.

License and registration.

I'm assuming
you don't have a license.

That's correct, officer.
I'm sorry.

It's embarrassing
to admit.

I mean, I'm an adult
and I don't know how to drive.

Thank you
for your honesty.

Most people make up some B.S.
about being sick,

having to go to the hospital
to get out of the ticket.

How lame is that?

Well, I'm giving you
a warning.

Your back taillight is out.That's it?

I'd suggest
you take over the wheel

until your boyfriend here
gets his learner's permit.

Oh, him and me? No, no, no.
I'm just his driving instructor.

Hey, your badge says
"to protect and defend."

That is what I do.

Really?

Auxiliary police?

Sort of. Yeah.

You have a nice smile.

Thank you, officer. Um--

You have very attractive ears.Heh.

If it isn't inappropriate, maybe
we should grab a drink sometime?

I would enjoy that,
officer.

I'm Jocelyn.

Give me your number
and I'll give you a call.

There you are.Take care of that taillight.

I love driving.

So based
on my examination,

I've concluded
your mother is bipolar.

What? Ha, ha.
I am not crazy.

If I'm crazy,
then half this city is.

Have you been to
a 24-hour doughnut shop?

Everyone
is certifiable.

It's common for people
with bipolar disorder

to feel
as if nothing is wrong.

Nothing is wrong.
I feel fantastic.

Elaine, you feel great now
because you're in a manic state.

There's another side
of this syndrome

which manifests
as depression.

If your condition is left
untreated, it can be dangerous.

But it can be treated,
right?

With the right medication,
therapy and exercise,

you can lead
a completely normal life.

I am living a normal life.
My normal.

Elaine, please don't run away
from this.

It's not your business.
You cheated on me.

Elaine.You left me.

You do not get a vote
on my life.

I still haven't heard
from Officer Jocelyn.

You know how people are.

They buy you a drink, tell you
you're hotter than Lucy Liu,

say they're gonna call,
then nothing. Jerk.

It's her.Don't be desperate.

I was afraid you wouldn't call.Oh, that's perfect.

Tomorrow's great.

At Harrison and Parker,
or I could take the bus.

I can't wait.

She's picking me up here.
What am I gonna wear?

Well, since she's wearing
the pants,

I'd go with a tube top
and short shorts.

The sarcasm?
It's borderline bitter.

You think I'm bitter?Um...

Jane available?

Hey, how's it going
with your mom?

Oh, thanks for asking.
Don't ask.

Heh, heh. Okay.

So I hear Parker's
not real happy with you.

That would be
an understatement.

I'm not dropping this case.

I saw Max Adams and his
girlfriend in the paper today.

There's a woman
who has a radar for money.

Her radar's
malfunctioning.

I've subpoenaed his financial
records. He's got nothing left.

Well, she's not with him
for the quiet evenings

of chess and Chopin.
So there is cash somewhere.

Are you saying
I missed something?

I'm not doing a good job?

No.

I just was making
an observation.

You're really taking
this case personally. Why?

I feel bad for my client.

She's a teacher,
lost everything.

I believe that you care
about your client.

But you never lose
your temper.

You don't know me
that well, Jane.

Right.

I gotta go.

This says the symptoms
of bipolar syndrome

were first described
in the 2nd century.

Wow. People have been moody
for a very long time.

Hey, Jane, could--?
Um...

Can I, uh, talk to you
for a minute?

What's up?

Excuse me.

Ahem. I, uh--
I need your help.

Is it wrong for me
to go out with somebody else

when I'm still in love
with...

Ah.

I mean, I like this woman,
Officer Jocelyn,

but we both
know that...

is the one.

You can go out with whomever
you want until...is interested.

God, I'm going
stir crazy.

Will you let me go out
to the patio,

or do I have to wear
a GPS anklet?

Well, actually I'm going
to the mall

to pick out
some new threads.

You want to come
with me?

If it's okay
with El Comandante.

Sure, you can buy something to
wear for the hearing tomorrow.

I promise to get something
that screams normal.

Fred, do not let her
out of your sight.

Or anywhere
near a fountain.

Bye.Bye.

Okay. This book says
bipolar disorder is genetic.

So that means...

I could have inherited it.Yeah.

There's so much
I don't know about this body.

Oh! Never mind.

The onset usually occurs
between the ages of 15 and 30.

Oh.You're way past that.

Now, that was fast.

Hi, I'm--
My dad.

Oh. Nice to meet you.
I'm Stacy.

Hi. Can we talk?

Sure.

Oh, I'll be
in my room.

Wow.Oh, yeah. Heh, heh, heh.

So I'm glad we're back
in touch again.

I've really
missed you.

Yeah. I'm sorry
I didn't call sooner.

I guess I just wasn't ready
till now.

It's okay.

I came by
to let you know

I'm heading back
to Palm Springs.

Why?

I was really hoping
you would be in court tomorrow.

The judge might be
lenient on mom

because we can show
that she's bipolar.

Your mom wants nothing to do
with me. I just get her angry.

But she needs your help.She needs to help herself.

So you're just gonna leave
again?

I know you care about her.I do.

But until she deals
with her problem,

nothing
is ever gonna change.

I'm sorry,
jellybean.

Where do you want to go?Shopping.

Mr. Adams.

Back away or I will move
for a restraining order.

I want to apologize.

I'm terribly sorry, sir.

I would never raise my voice
to a dying man.

Especially one with
a large life insurance policy.

Life insurance policies are
exempt from lawsuits like yours.

I'm aware of that.
That's why we intend to pursue

Reesa Venable, the beneficiary
of the 5-million-dollar policy.

He can't do that,
can he?

Given the circumstances,
a court might find

the entire policy to be
a fraudulent conveyance.

Is Parker aware you're
continuing this nonsense?

That's my business,
not yours.

Well, this isn't
the time or place.

My office.
One o'clock.

It's classic manic behavior.

Impulsive, reckless,
poor judgment,

an inflated
sense of importance.

Oh, come on, it's funny!JANE: Shh.

Mrs. Bingum, please try
to respect these proceedings.

Continue, counselor.

Dr. Landers,
you examined Mrs. Bingum?

Would you share your conclusions
with the court?

She meets the criteria
for bipolar disorder

under section 340.2
of the DSM.

At the time of the incident,
her blood work revealed

an antidepressant
called escitalopram.

Is that a proper way
to treat bipolar disorder?

No. When a bipolar patient
is given escitalopram,

it can trigger
a full-on manic phase.

That's what happened
to Mrs. Bingum.

She was no longer
in control of her actions.

No longer in control.

Thank you.

Dr. Landers,

if a patient knew
she were bipolar

and asked for a prescription
of antidepressants,

wouldn't she be responsible
for her own actions?

Yes, of course.

Were you aware Elaine Bingum was
diagnosed bipolar 15 years ago?

Is that true?

I had no idea.

Records from
the Yucaipa Health Clinic

first diagnosing Ms. Elaine
Bingum with bipolar disorder.

June 1995.

Now, stop talking about me
like I'm not in the room.

Okay. That's enough.

I want defense counsel
in my chambers now.

Stacy, go.What?

Please, go!

What the hell's going on, Jane?

If you tried to hide the fact

your mom was previously
diagnosed with this,

you're guilty of perjury.I didn't know.

She's your mother, Jane.
How did you not know?

Well, no one knew. Not even my
father. And that is the truth.

Go out there, find her,
and bring her back.

I will. I promise.

And if she disappears, Jane, I'm
gonna have to issue a warrant.

For both of you.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa.
I told you to drop your case.

I don't want the firm involved.It isn't.

I amended the notice
to my address.

I'm doing this
on my own.

Then get a table at Denny's,
not my conference room.

Bill me.

You're violating your agreement.Then fire me.

Our top associates
have researched

Mr. Adams'
life insurance policy,

and assure me
it's bulletproof.

"Your top associates"?
That can be pretty pricey.

What do you bill them at,
400 an hour?

That's not relevant.It is to whoever pays the bill,

which is
Ms. Venable.

In order to pay
their associates,

they have to borrow
against the policy.

The more they borrow,
the less you get

when Mr. Adams
passes away.

Instead of talking
about fees,

we should discuss
withdrawal of your claim.

Do the math.
You can continue to allow them

to blow through your money
to pay for this zealous defense,

or you can cut a reasonable deal
to my client right now.

Reesa, they're harassing you
into a settlement.

Don't let them
do this.

It's about
the principle.

The principle?

Does that mean
you'll be waiving your fees?

We can win this.That's not what I asked.

Ms. Finer,

I'll agree to pay you
everything you lost.

Plus attorney fees.Okay.

As long as we keep this
out of the press.

And you're no longer
representing me.

Max, talk to her.

You heard the lady.
You're off the clock.

I'll draw up
the papers.

Thank you!

Hey. Thanks, Stace.No problem.

Oh, your mom threw her shoes
down a storm drain,

so I gave her the Swarovski
crystal flip-flops

that I had in my car.

They will look great in court,
you can dress them up or down.

Thanks, Stace.STACY: You're welcome.

Okay. Bye. Bye.

You okay?

I know
that you are upset,

but I'm only doing
what I think is right.

Please talk to me.

♪ I used to think
Maybe you loved me ♪

♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪

♪ And I just can't wait
Till the day ♪

♪ When you knock
On my door ♪

♪ Now every time
I go for the mailbox ♪

♪ Gotta hold
Myself down ♪

♪ 'Cause I just wait
Till you write me ♪

♪ You're coming around ♪

Honey, I didn't mean
to keep it from you.

I just felt
so ashamed.

I barely admitted
being bipolar to myself.

That is the first time
I have ever said it out loud.

You don't have
to be embarrassed.

But you do have to deal
with it.

I tried the drugs.

They made me feel
like somebody else.

I would look
in the mirror

and I wouldn't even
recognize myself.

You have no idea
what that is like.

Try me.

Listen, I have been doing
some reading,

and the medications
have really improved.

The doctor just has to find
the right balance.

It scares me, Janie.

I know.

I know, Mom.

Welcome back, Mrs. Bingum.

Let me tell you
how we will proceed.

There will be
no more wasting time.

You either make a commitment
to go into a treatment program,

or you go to jail.

Your Honor,
may I please implore--

No. Mr. Saginaw,
you may not.

You will go along with
this decision, or, trust me,

next time you're in my courtroom
I will remember you.

There is one caveat,
and that is that someone

needs to be responsible
for Mrs. Bingum

while she's in
outpatient treatment.

I will,
Your Honor.

If Elaine promises
to get on the right medication

and stay on it,

I'd like to move back in
with her. If she'll have me.

Your Honor,
can we have a moment?

Take your time,
counselor.

I know you believe
I cheated on you,

but I never did. Elaine,
I never stopped loving you,

I just couldn't live
with you.

But if this medication
has a chance

of bringing
you back to me,

I wanna take
that chance.

I know you didn't cheat
on me, Henry.

I was so ashamed
of the way I acted,

it was easier
to blame you.

Can you forgive me?

I already have.

Your Honor,

Mr. Bingum has agreed to take
responsibility for Mrs. Bingum.

Elaine Bingum is remanded into
her ex-husband's supervision.

Thank you.

Thank you,
Janie.

After your family reunion,

could I see you, counselor,
in my chambers, please?

You wanted
to see me?

One time, early in
my very distinguished career,

I threatened to quit when the
partner wanted to pull my case.

What happened?I was terminated.

I called Bellson and Tweed
and said you were fired.

I understand.Then they asked to hire you.

What?

They said they could use
someone like you.

They didn't like
that you took the case,

but were impressed
by how you won.

What did you say?That I wasn't letting you go.

Get back to your office
and work on your billable hours.

Yes, sir.

Come on in.

Hey. The usual?

Uh-- Sure. But no nuts.

No wet walnuts?
Oh, Jane, please.

Tell me you're not turning
into one of those twits

who counts calories.

Listen,
I can't thank you enough.

I really appreciate--I know.

Let's leave it at that, okay?
I don't do gratitude very well.

You know, I liked your family.
They're good people.

Yeah, they are.

I always thought
it was strange

that you never really spoke
about them.

Oh.

Well, I guess
I was embarrassed.

Well, don't be.

You know, once, my mom stabbed
my dad with a kebab skewer.

What?
Was she bipolar too?

No, Italian. Yeah.

Hey.
Hi.

What are you doing here?
It's after 5.

I'm looking for you.
Jane, I'm sorry about before.

You were right.
I treated my case personally.

Oh, it happens.

No, I overreacted with you
and you deserve to know why.

Okay.

It's my dad.

He was scammed by a guy
like Max Adams.

Oh.Destroyed my parents' marriage.

Wait, but your parents
are still together.

They're so happy.

Alan is my stepfather.

Wait, what?My father lost everything.

He left when I was 3.
I never saw him again.

I'm so sorry.

Mom and Alan married
a few years later.

I love him like a father.

But I wonder
what would've happened

if my dad
hadn't been ripped off.

Grayson,
I had no idea.

You never said anything.

Well, it is kind of personal,
right?

Right.

Yes. Of course.

The good news is, I got
my client everything she lost.

Well, your father
would be proud.

Hm.

How do I look?
I'm not sure about stripes.

Do they make my shoulders
look too boyish?

Relax, princess.
Just be yourself.

That's what she liked
about you.

I don't get it,
but go with it.

Honesty. Got it.

♪ Oh, sock it to me ♪

♪ She make me go uh uh ♪

Hi, Officer Jocelyn.
You, uh-- You look amazing.

You can call me Jocelyn.

Right. Right. No, I just--
I, um--

I hardly recognized you
without your, uh, badge.

Oh, yeah, well, there's,
uh, nowhere to pin it.

Should we go?Yeah. Sure. Sure.

Since our relationship
is based on honesty,

I should tell you
something. Um...

You are incredible and
I am so excited about our date,

but I'm totally in love
with another woman.

However, she is unavailable
to me right now,

so let's go out
and have a blast.

Yeah. You know, I should be
perfectly honest with you too.

You are
a major jackass.

I thought
you liked my honesty.

I'd like to Taser you.

But instead I'll just give you
another warning.

Don't ever, ever be
that honest again.

You have got
to be kidding me.

I wouldn't have had fun
if I didn't tell the truth.

Your dream girl
better be worth it.

She is. She is.

Okay. Three words.

Three syllables.
Three syllables, right?

Is this the first?

Is it two syllables?

Five syllables?
Ha, ha, ha.

How'd it go from three sylla--?

Jane, thank God
you're finally home.

Will you please
tell Stacy

that Maya Angelou
is not a resort in Mexico.

Well, then where did
my manicurist get engaged?

Oh. Saved
by the bell.

Chicken pot pie
coming right up.

I never thought
I'd hear that again.

You're a gift to me, jellybean,
always have been.

Hold on, let me help.

For the first time, I feel like
they're really my family.

I mean, I love them.
Heh, heh, heh.

Ooh. Let me smell.

And I can't wait
for them to leave.

Me too.

♪ And don't it feel good ♪

♪ Hey, Oh yeah ♪

♪ And don't it feel good ♪