All language subtitles for Drop Dead Diva (2009) - S02E01 - Would I Lie to You (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)_track3_[eng]

See that aspiring model?
That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought
I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was
a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up
in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.

I got a new life,
a new wardrobe.

The only people who know
what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy,
and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason.

And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

How much longer on the fries?
We got customers.

Excuse me.Grayson.

Uh-- What are you doing here?Ordering lunch.

What are you doing here?Well... Heh.

You work at Hot Dog
on a Stick?

My client used me
to defraud a hospital.

I turned him in to the DA.
Now I'm facing disbarment.

So the only court that will
have me is a food court.

I'm sorry. That's awful.Well, it's wrong,

but what am I gonna do?

How about get me my fries?

Oh, yeah.

Jane.Judge Paula Abdul.

"The truth will set me free."The truth has set you free.

But you gotta promise me you're
gonna stay true to who you are,

no matter what.

I promise.Really?

Would I lie to you,
Judge Paula Abdul?

♪ Oh, yeah♪

♪ Would I lie to you, honey♪

♪ No, no, no♪

♪ Would I say something
That wasn't true♪

♪ I'm asking you, sugar
Would I lie to you?♪

♪ My friends
Know what's in store♪

♪ I won't be here anymore ♪

♪ I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor ♪

♪ Watch me walking
Walking out the door♪

♪ Believe me♪

♪ I'll make it, make it♪

♪ Would I lie to you♪

♪ Would I lie to you, honey ♪ ♪ Honey, would I lie to you♪

♪ Would I say something
That wasn't true♪

♪ I'm asking you, sugar
Would I lie to you♪

♪ Tell you straight
No intervention♪

♪ To your face
No deception♪

♪ You're the biggest fake
That much is true♪

♪ Had all I can take
Now I'm leaving you♪

♪ You, you, you
You, you, you ♪

♪ Oh, oh
Would I lie to you♪

♪ Would I lie to you, honey♪

♪ Now, would I say something
that wasn't true♪

♪ I'm asking you, sugar
Would I lie to you, you, you♪

♪ You, you, you, you ♪

Jane.

Hi.You were singing.

And I was dancing.

You were dreaming again.

I was selling hot dogs
on sticks.

So it was a dirty dream?Oh.

My head hurts.
Did we drink last night?

Your husband showed up
and you passed out.

I was hoping my husband
was part of the dream.

You know, and just when I was
getting a handle on her life.

Is he still out there?I sent him away.

But you're meeting him
for lunch.

Ugh. I don't get it.

No one in my life has
ever mentioned a husband to me.

He's your secret husband.

Who has a secret husband?Maybe you're like Julia Roberts

in Sleeping with the Enemy
and you're on the run.

Thank you.
I feel so much better now.

Or like Sandra Bullock
in The Proposal,

and it was a green-card wedding
you kept secret.

He was wearing plaid,
so maybe he's from Canada.

Our great neighbor
to the south.

At lunch,
you can ask him everything.

But now
you have to get to work.

Oh, no, no, sweetie,
I'm being disbarred,

so I don't have to go to work
anymore.

Mm-mm. Teri just called

and said your final paycheck
will be on your desk at 10 a.m.

And our rent is due.
Yesterday.

Jane, thank God you're here.Oh.

It's nice to see you too.
I'm here to get my paycheck.

Which won't be
till Friday.

You told Stacy--

I had to get you to the office.
You have a client waiting.

You're not the one with amnesia,
I don't work here anymore.

You made a commitment
to take on a pro bono case.

You're still a lawyer
until disbarred.

No.

Paralegals have done
all the prep work.

You just rep the client.

The trial was to be
in a few weeks,

but given the circumstances,
it's expedited.

What circumstances?

Jackie was born
with an enlarged heart.

Her Cardiologist says

if she doesn't have
the procedure soon, she's...

File says you're covered
by insurance

and she's
a qualified dependent.

They refuse to pay
for the surgery.

They say the procedure
is experimental.

Translation:
They're trying to save a buck.

She needs a special
pacemaker

that retrains the back muscles
to contract around the heart.

It's her only chance.

According to the AMA,

the experimental procedure
has saved 29 lives.

Jackie should be number 30.

Okay, you should know
that I'm being disbarred.

Which has nothing to do
with her qualifications.

You should find
someone whose

status as a lawyer
is not in question.

There's no time.

Her condition has deteriorated
over the past few days.

The trial has been moved up
to this afternoon.

Mama?Yes?

Maggie says
she wants to be your baby.

But, honey,
Maggie is your doll.

You'll take good care
of her.

Right, Mommy?

Just one second.

If you called
the Center for Justice,

you could've gotten
another lawyer.

She doesn't need another lawyer,
she needs you.

It is not fair
to get that woman's hopes up.

What if I get
disbarred mid-trial?

I guess you'd better
fight that disbarment.

You did this all on purpose,
didn't you?

The world works
in mysterious ways.

I did take the liberty
of finding you

an attorney
to represent you.

He's waiting in the room.What attorney?

I found someone
who believes in you.

Hi.Hi.

I'm Tony Nicastro,

I'll be representing you
in your hearing.

Oh.If it's not inappropriate,

may I say you look radiant.

Well, thank you.

And for the record,
it's never inappropriate.

I tried to call you last night.Oh, yeah.

Um-- Stacy and I
had a girls' night.

Mm.I was gonna tell you

about this disbarment, but--

Teri filled me in.
You were trying to be ethical,

yet breached
a rule of ethics.

The right thing
was the wrong thing.

California Rule
of Professional Conduct 3-100.

I hate that one.So do I.

You're cool with me?Totally cool.

As your boyfriend,
it would be my honor

to fight for your honor.

Sounded less dorky
in my head.

Now, you said, "Boyfriend."

Mm-hm. Is that okay?Yeah.

You just have never used
that word before,

and I didn't know...

So you're my boyfriend.

Hmm.

What's going on in there?

What's going on up there?

I was in a good mood,

so I decided
to brighten things up.

If it weren't actionable,

I'd say you look
smoking hot.

Based on their body language,

they might wanna
close the blinds.

Tony's representing Jane
at the disbarment hearing.

She told me
she wasn't contesting it.

She wrote me a letter
of resignation.

Guess she changed her mind.

Tony called to make sure
Jane had the firm's support.

I assured him she did.

You shouldn't have done that.Why?

She committed
an ethics violation

that opens our firm
to civil liability.

Why not just
terminate her now,

avoid the embarrassment
of the hearing?

Two words:
Employment contract.

If you fire her,
you'd have to pay her out.

But if she gets disbarred,
you don't owe her a cent.

Have to protect the firm.

Convince the jury that they
should cover Jackie's procedure.

I need to argue
that the jerks who run

the insurance company are--
Jerks.

Agreed.Am I interrupting?

Yes.No.

I'm up to speed, Teri.
I can handle this.

Okay, brought you
a couple of different choices.

So I need something suitable
for lunch with my husband,

then a disbarment hearing
with my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Oh!

I know. Tony just said it.

We didn't even have the
what-am-I-to-you conversation.

Oh. Yay.

Okay, so how about this

curve-accentuating
pencil skirt

with this "Wow,
check out my cleavage" top?

It's too trashy.

Okay, um, how about this?

I have to wear Spanx with those,
what if I have to pee?

This is harder than
a Project Runwaychallenge.

You know what is so unfair?

I don't even remember
my own wedding.

I mean, did I wear
a designer gown?

Did they release doves?

I mean, who caught my bouquet?I've been thinking.

No one, including your own mom,
knows you're married.

I'm guessing you eloped.

Ugh. A Vegas wedding?
So tacky.

Are you nervous about
your lunch with Ethan?

Because as her husband,
he knew her better

than anyone else
and it is possible

he will figure out
I am not the same old Jane?

Yup, that's where
I was going.

Oh, sweetie, what about

the skirts
with the cardigan?

With the husband,
I can be buttoned up and proper.

With the boyfriend,
I can tease a little.

Mm. From bore to whore.

It's perfect.Ha-ha.

Hi.It is really good to see you.

You too.I'm so sorry about the surprise.

None of your old numbers worked.Oh, it's fine.

Wow, it's been seven years
and you look better than ever.

You know, people change a lot
in seven years,

so I might seem like
a completely different person.

I can only imagine
what you're thinking.

What do you think
I'm thinking?

After all this time,

I just show up
out of nowhere.

Are you angry?I don't really know how I feel.

There is something different.No. No, there-- No. Mm-mm.

I'm just the same old
Jane Bingum.

Ha-ha. Wow,
it's hot out here, right?

Back then,
you never wore pink lipstick.

It looks good.Oh.

Straight men
don't compliment makeup.

Are you gonna tell me
you're gay?

Because that's okay. My high
school boyfriend was gay.

After our marathon weekend
in Tahoe,

how could you even joke
about that?

You were amazing.Really?

Unforgettable.

Well, if you say so.
Ha-ha.

Um-- Ethan,
seven years is a long time ago.

Why would I be mad at you?Well, I'm not--

Jane.Tony. Hey. Oh.

Hi, Teri told me
you were here.

Tony, this is Ethan, my expert
witness in my pro bono case.

The disciplinary hearing's
been moved up an hour.

We gotta go.Oh.

I'm sorry.

I guess we'll continue later?Okay.

Bye.

Jane.Hi.

All right,
I'll see you guys inside.

Does Parker know you're here?I don't need his permission.

Thank you.Jane,

every law student starts school
with one dream.

To get rich.GRAYSON: No.

To fight for what's right.

Look at any application.
It'll say the same thing,

"I wanna become an attorney
because I believe in justice."

You did the right thing.

Ahem. If you're done
being all lawyer-y,

can I have a moment
with my bestie?

Sure.

Okay, so I told
my tai chi instructor

Ming Wa about
your job issues.

And she told me
that in Chinese culture,

a live goldfish
can bring good luck

and harmony
to the workplace.

So I named her Tyra,

because it kind
of sounds Chinese.

Oh, thank you. Um...

Where am I supposed
to put Tyra?

Oh. I will keep her safe
in my bag during your hearing.

And I already got a bowl
for her at home.

I thought this through.

By turning in her own client
and disclosing information,

Miss Bingum broke the rules.

A word describes a person
who substitutes her own judgment

for that of the collective,
it's "arrogance."

If we allow lawyers
to ignore ethical rules,

it won't be long before
there are no ethics at all.

In our law, intent matters.

And what was
Miss Bingum's intent?

To stop the perpetration
of a multimillion-dollar fraud.

In Chicago or Miami,
Jane Bingum would be a hero.

Illinois, Florida
and other states

allow an attorney
to breach privilege

to prevent
a financial crime.

California doesn't
yet recognize that exception,

but we should.

Disbarring a talented
and compassionate lawyer

will do more harm
to the profession than enforcing

a dated rule that puts
a criminal on the street.

Your Honor, the state would
like to call a witness.

What? No--
We had no notice, Your Honor.

This witness approached us.

She can clarify
Miss Bingum's mental state.

We'd like to call
Kim Kaswell.

Both the managing partner
and I warned Miss Bingum

not to disclose
the client information.

Didn't you used to date her?

So you're saying
Jane Bingum knew

exactly what she was doing?

Absolutely. I even cited
California Rule 3-100

hours before she mailed
the tape to the DA.

I wanna do the cross.Not a good idea.

Counselor.Trust me, Tony.

I know how she thinks.It's your career.

Miss Kaswell, you and I are
on the same partnership track,

aren't we?That's right.

So you see me as competition,
don't you?

I've never considered
you competition.

You don't like me, do you?I like you just fine.

Oh, really? Because we've worked
together for six years.

How many times
have we had a meal together?

Uh-- I just assumed you
preferred not to eat

in front of other people.

Bitch.

Miss Kaswell, why did you wanna
become a lawyer?

Excuse me?When you were in college,

trying to decide what you
wanted to do, why the law?

What did you write
on your application?

I wrote that
I believed in justice.

That you wanted to fight
for what's right.

Did my clients do right
when they committed fraud?

Of course not.Did I pursue justice

in reporting them?Justice as you saw it.

Bad highlights.

As a lawyer,

do you think that we
should allow our clients

to use us to commit fraud?

I think we shouldn't put
ourselves in that situation.

Thank you.

Excuse me.Yeah?

I thought you might
want an update.

Not really, no.

The woman saved your life.

She took a bullet for you

and asked for nothing
in return.

And why is this
any of your business?

The first thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

If that's your pitch for
the firm's motto, it's a downer.

It's Shakespeare. Henry VI.

Dick the Butcher knew
in order to get away with lying,

you had to kill
the defenders of the truth.

So you're telling me
you majored in English?

I think you should
support Jane.

She turned in a client.

A client who used her
to commit a crime.

If this firm got the reputation
for defending the truth,

I don't think it'd hurt us.

Miss Williams, will you tell me
about your daughter?

She's the love of my life,

my only child.
She loves animals.

We watch Animal Planet
every night.

And we say that she's got
a big heart because

she has so much love
to give.

Is there a medical procedure
that can help Jackie?

Yes, there is.

Her doctor says
it's her only chance.

I don't wanna make
this difficult,

but I have a copy
of your policy.

I'd like for you to read
the highlighted portion.

Paragraph 17.

It's marked "Exhibit A."

"The policy excludes coverage
for treatments, procedures,

or medications
that are deemed experimental."

Are you aware the lab
that developed this procedure

considers it experimental?

Yes, but it's worked--Are you aware

in the past two years

the FDA has recalled
291 medical devices

that were rushed to market?

Objection.
Counsel's testifying.

Withdrawn.
No more questions.

Permission to redirect.

Wanda,

what are you holding
on your lap?

Can you show us, please?

It's my daughter's doll.

Maggie.

And why are you holding
Maggie?

Jackie asked me to.

She said that if
something happened to her,

she didn't want me
to be alone.

No more questions.

Yay. You're home.Hey.

What a day.
And these new pumps,

they're killing me.Hmm.

Hold on.

You don't drink wine alone.

Hey.Hey, Ethan.

You never told me
you volunteered

with special-needs kids
while clerking 16-hour days.

I guess I like to keep busy.

You are modest.
Always were.

Heh. Well, I'm gonna get
these shoes off

because my feet haven't hurt
this much

since those 16-hour days.

So tell me more about Jane.
Like, how did you two kids meet?

Excuse me.

Hmm.

Ha.

Hey.Is Jane here?

Um, yeah, she's just,
um... Mm.

She'll be right out.
Come in.

Tony, this is Ethan,
our plumber.

Ahem, uh, we have a leaky faucet
that just won't stop leaking.

Aren't you also
Jane's expert witness?

Ahem.
An expert in plumbing.

Which really comes in handy
in an insurance case.

What's going on here?

Uh, look,
it's not a big deal anymore.

I'm Jane's husband.

Her husband?Yeah.

Is this some sort of joke?

I gotta go.

Hey, was that the door?

Jane, uh, don't freak out,
but it was Tony.

And Ethan just told him--

Oh, no, no. No.

Wait. What's the big deal?
He's just your lawyer.

No, he's my boyfriend.Oh.

Oh, thank God.

Let me do all the talking.

Fred.Fred?

I'm back.

You know,
I saw enough of the world,

and I realized L.A. is my lady
and I'm not gonna leave her.

Hmm.Just like that?

Just like that.
Oh, I brought gifts.

I need to talk to you alone.Later, he said he has gifts.

How about breakfast?

Oh. I have to be in court.

I'll come to your office.
You like raisin bagels?

In theory.Great. I'll see you there.

Okay.Chocolates from Belgium.

Hmm.Caviar from Russia.

And from the Philippines,
a jar of balut.

Ba-- What?Balut. Fertilized duck eggs.

It's delicious on toast.

So you mind if I crash
with you guys again?

Just until I find a place
of my own.

Stay as long as you want.

But we'll need help with rent,
if you lose your job.

No problem-o.
Are we out of mayo?

Because that would
be a problem-o.

In the garage. Twelve grams
of fat per tablespoon.

If I want it, I gotta walk
for it. I'll be right back.

What the hell is going on, Jane?Excuse me?

I'm exploring the world,
minding my business.

When I get a call
from my former boss.

He tells me your life
is a total mess,

and I am getting my wings back
to go keep watch on you.

So you are my guardian angel
again.

For now and forever,
like it or not.

You can cut the 'tude,
because I'm the one

who should be angry with you.Come again?

Why didn't you tell me
about my husband?

My job was and is to help you
navigate your new life.

Uh-huh. What?He wasn't a part of it.

Now that he is,
what do you think?

I don't know.

I mean, he makes me nervous,
you know?

Which I thought was because

he might figure out
I'm not really me,

but now it's like my body
has a reaction to him,

which is weird.

So every time that
I'm around Ethan,

my heart races
and my palms sweat.

Jane, I think I know
what's going on here.

What?Jane,

I think Ethan
is totally hot.

Stay away from him, sister.
Oh.

Oh. You like him.

You wouldn't tell me to
stay away unless you like him.

Stop it.Oh, my God.

Jane is in love
with her husband, Jane.

Okay, I just can't deal
with this right now.

I've got a little girl

who needs me
to save her life.

So I'm going to go
review the case file

and then I'm gonna
go to sleep.

Can I interest you
in some balut?

Um-- No, thank you.

The raisins really
elevate the bagel.

It's like adding a burst
of juicy goodness in every bite.

It's like you never
had one before.

Ha, ha. Anyway, um...
You had something to tell me.

When we got married,

we'd only been dating
a couple months.

And we both know
why we rushed it.

Right.

I owe you my life.
Is that what you wanna hear?

I was unemployed

and no insurance company
would cover my leukemia

because it was
a pre-existing condition.

No one knows about us.

I know. That was my idea.

Just in case
things didn't work out with us.

Okay.

I didn't wanna
take off like that.

But the job in Argentina

was the chance
of a lifetime and...

I'm so sorry about
the postcard.

I was young, and
that was a stupid way

to break up with you.

Okay. No, I see. Yeah. Um...

Are you back
because you're sick again?

No, no. Um...

Jane, I'm in love.

Her name is Claudia,

and since you and I never
officially got divorced...

You want a divorce.
Yes. That's why you're back.

That's, um... That's great.

And I can take care of that
because I'm a lawyer.

Um-- Oh, I actually
have to get to court.

So go ahead
and just finish the bagels.

We feel terrible
about Jackie Williams.

She is a sweet,
adorable little girl.

So why deny
the muscle-wrap procedure?

The procedure was developed
by Axil Laboratories.

They consider it experimental.
We would be irresponsible

to approve a procedure before
the trials have concluded.

Thank you.

Mr. Melvoy,
are you on the advisory board

of Axil Laboratories?

Yes, I am.
Axil is a nonprofit lab

and they look to
industry leaders for guidance.

Did you recently convince
the board

to delay an approval
of the surgery

and recommend
another five-year trial?

It was my assessment
five years would be prudent.

Your assessment as a doctor?

I'm not a doctor.Right.

Because if you were,
I would call you Dr. Melvoy,

and you would have an obligation
to save Jackie's life.

So help me out here.
Since you're not a doctor,

how is your input helpful
in deciding whether or not

that girl will live or die?

She's badgering, Your Honor.Badgering? No, no, no.

See, I am so not badgering.

If I was badgering,
I'd poke him

with a little stick
and I would tell the jury

he's a nimrod who cares more
about the bottom line

than helping people.LAWYER: Objection.

Disregard Miss Bingum's
last statement.

Your Honor, I think the jury
has a right to know

that Mr. Melvoy
isn't any more qualified

than, say, Lady Gaga,

in deciding what happens
to Jackie Williams.

You've made that point,
Miss Bingum. Move on.

Mr. Melvoy, can you estimate

how many of your insured would
be eligible for the procedure

over the next five years,
if it were available now?

Oh, and I have a copy
of your internal memo,

if you need to refresh
your memory.

Approximately 200.

How much would procedure cost
per person?

About $100,000.

So by delaying the approval of
the muscle wrap by five years,

your company will save
about $20 million.

On paper, but that's--No more questions.

Hi. I'm so glad to see you.

I'll continue to represent you
in your disbarment hearing,

but as for whatever we had--

No, wait. Stop.
We still have what we had.

This isn't what it seems, Tony.So you aren't married?

Well, I hadn't seen
my husband in seven years.

We got married
because he had leukemia

and needed to get on
my insurance policy.

Which means--Which means--

-you committed
insurance fraud.

What?Jane,

you were a lawyer
when you married him.

That fraud
is not only a felony,

it's a violation of the code
of professional responsibility.

I can no longer represent you.Please, stop.

I saved his life.

Doesn't that count
for something?

I should go.Tony?

Parker, I know you don't wanna
see me right now,

but I need a moment
of your time.

Okay. Are you aware
of my pro bono case?

Little girl, bad heart.

I need you to take it
over for me.

Why?
I heard it's going well.

For reasons
I would rather not discuss,

Tony is no longer representing
me at my hearing.

I still don't follow.

I cannot risk
being disbarred

before my case reaches
a verdict.

Since I know you want me
out of here

as soon as possible,

I would like
to make you a deal.

I will give up my practice

and waive any claims
under my contract,

if you agree to take over
the Jackie Williams case.

You just need to make
the closing.

I can walk you through.

You're willing to give up
your career

to ensure the well-being
of a client?

Yes. Clients come first.

At least,
clients like this one.

The first thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

Dick the Butcher. Heh.

Oh, I knew Shakespeare.

Now is the winter
of our discontent,

made glorious summer
by this sun of York.

And all the clouds that lour'd
upon our house,

in the deep bosom
of the ocean buried.

What are you doing? Richard III,Act 1, Scene 1.

Apparently.

Okay, I'm not gonna represent
Jackie Williams.

But I will represent you
in your hearing,

so you can continue representing
Jackie and working at this firm.

I thought
you wanted me gone.

As managing partner, I reserve
the right to change my mind.

Your Honor,
what my client did was wrong.

And, yes, she violated the rules
of professional responsibility.

But those are
not the only rules.

There is also
the criminal code.

Miss Bingum hasn't been charged
with any crime,

that is irrelevant.Hold on a minute.

I did a little digging.

The check from the hospital

to her client
hadn't been cashed yet.

Thus, by reporting the fraud
to the DA,

she stopped the fraud
from ever reaching fruition.

Your Honor,
the doctrine of renunciation

requires an unequivocal
withdrawal from a conspiracy

before a crime is completed.

If Miss Bingum waited
until the check was cashed,

she could have been charged
as an accessory.

Quite simply, disclosure
was her only recourse.

Very interesting argument,
Mr. Parker.

And quite honestly,
I find your logic compelling.

I'm dismissing the complaint
against your client

and reinstating her
as a member of the bar.

Whoo-hoo!

Counselor.

Um, thank you, Mr. Parker.

You're welcome, Miss Bingum.

Should we hug or something?

Jane.Teri?

Jackie collapsed.
She's in the ER. It's critical.

Excuse me.

Wanda.Jane, it's bad. It's really bad.

The doctor said she's got
48 hours, maybe less.

She needs the procedure now.
Can we go back to court?

Even if we waived closing,

the jury would need time
to deliberate.

You have to do something.

Please.

I'll be in touch
as soon as possible, okay?

Okay.

I'm sorry your client
is in the ER,

but what do you expect us
to do?

Here's what's gonna happen
if Jackie dies.

I came across the memo with
the 200 names of your insured

that need the procedure
over the next five years.

I will contact
every one of those members

and represent them
against your company.

That's illegal
and actionable

under the professional rules
of conduct.

Not if I do it pro bono.

Besides, I assume you know
about my history

with the disciplinary
committee.

I'm a lawyer who goes
the distance.

Miss Bingum,
if I authorize this procedure,

the floodgates will open.

Any client that wants
any experimental procedure

will have a claim.

There's one way around that.

Convince the board of directors
of Axil Labs

that this particular procedure
should be approved.

What's going on?I have a conference call set up

with the entire board
of Axil Labs.

They're looking to you
for guidance.

This is Gus Melvoy.

So there I was
at the summit of Mount Everest,

when the Sherpa
starts screaming:

Aah! Then--

All of a sudden, this avalanche
of ice is coming towards us.

So I grab the group and
I get them to take cover

behind this huge boulder and
the ice goes right around us.

I mean, I wouldn't say
that I was a hero,

but I guess that's what
everybody else was saying, so...

This caviar is delicious.

Where did you say
you got it again?

Uh-- From a fisherman
off the Caspian Sea.

It's beluga,
finest in the world.

And this chocolate
is from Belgium?

Yeah, and they're truffles,
which makes them more expensive.

Mm. When you said
you went around the world,

did you mean the World Market
in Hollywood?

Wow. I don't--
I don't know what you're--

You're talking about.It's right here.

Everything you bought
is on this receipt.

You know what?
I am running late

for a-- An interview.

With a rock band,
to play guitar.

You remember I play guitar,
right?

No.Anyway, I gotta--

I'm so sorry. It's--

It was good to see you,
though, all right?

Have a great day.

You forgot your shoes.

All right. Great.
Thank you.

The cardiovascular surgeon
just finished the procedure.

Everything looks good.

Thanks, Teri,
for pushing me to do this.

You belong here.Yeah. I do.

Fred, where are your shoes?

That's not important now.

I am here on official
guardian-angel business.

Okay.Remember you said

your heart was beating faster
when you were with your husband?

Yeah.It's not just love

that elicits that response,
it can also be anger.

When faced with a threat,

epinephrine is produced
by the adrenal glands,

causing your heart to race
and your palms to sweat.

Did they make you smarter?I looked it up on the Internet.

From what I can tell,

I don't think it's love
you're experiencing.

Although, maybe Jane did
love him at one point, now...

But now
she's just pissed off.

You know what?
I'm pissed off for her.

There's only one way
to get rid of those feelings.

Xanax? Or Cheez Whiz.

Let him know how you feel.

He's in the lobby.

Thanks.

Oh, and, Fred,

I'm sorry that you had
to give up the world for me.

I, uh...

I never traveled the world.

I never even left L.A.

But you said--

Yeah, I know.
I guess I was just scared

to go by myself and--

And you were embarrassed
to tell me?

That is so human.

Weird, huh?

Well, I'm just glad
you're back.

Hey. I was hoping
to get a timeline

on those divorce papers.

One question.

When did you apply
for that job in Argentina?

What? Why?

Uh-- About a month
before our wedding.

So you knew
you were gonna leave her,

even before the wedding.

Her?You know what, Ethan?

You're a dirtbag.

You treated me like crap.

And you used me.
And I loved you.

Jane, I'm so--No, I am still talking!

See,
I am a really good person.

I know that I would have
still saved your life

had you been honest with me.

So get your own lawyer

and draft up
the divorce paperwork

and I will sign it
immediately.

Feel better?Much.

Jane.Hi.

Congrats on the hearing.

I'm so glad to see you.

I owe you an apology.

I'm sorry that I didn't
tell you about Ethan.

Well, you were
in a difficult position.

Does that mean
I get another chance? Heh.

Jane, ever since
we started dating,

I've had the feeling that your
mind's been on someone else.

Now I know who.

No. It's not like that.

So there's no one else?

I want to be with you, Tony.

And I want the same.

But...

There's nothing wrong
with us

slowing things down.

Okay.For now.

No, I understand.

Okay.

I'll call you.Okay.

I will.Okay.

Hey.

Hi.

You okay?

Oh, I'm fine.
It was a great day.

Parker gave a hell
of speech, huh?

First thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

What?You spoke to him, didn't you?

How'd you know?

Well, it sounds
more like you than him.

Yeah, but--Thank you, Grayson.

You're a good friend.

Well,
I didn't want you to leave.

This place wouldn't be the same
without you.

Hmm.

Good night, Jane.