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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,018 --> 00:00:34,964 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? 2 00:00:34,999 --> 00:00:38,697 No, it's the latest craze sweeping the Pennines. 3 00:00:38,791 --> 00:00:42,207 To be honest, I'd rather be sweeping the Pennines right now. 4 00:00:42,294 --> 00:00:44,583 You're supposed to have three weeks' training for this. 5 00:00:44,672 --> 00:00:46,711 Granada Reports don't have that kind of money... 6 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:50,464 ...so I'm just going to literally launch myself off this mountain. 7 00:00:50,553 --> 00:00:55,344 This is very possibly the late Tony Wilson, for Granada Reports. 8 00:00:55,432 --> 00:00:57,471 Wish me luck. 9 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,051 Just pull the bar in to get control back again. 10 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:04,850 Hear it flapping, it's OK. If it stops flapping, I'm in trouble. 11 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,767 Pull it in till it's flapping again. 12 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,898 One, two, three, go. 13 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,733 Whoa! 14 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,109 Whoo! 15 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,618 I'm flying! 16 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,457 This is a physical... high. 17 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,001 A physical, legal high. 18 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:40,801 This is the most amazing feeling, better than sex. 19 00:01:42,558 --> 00:01:44,515 Ooh. 20 00:01:44,602 --> 00:01:47,307 Forward, forward... Whoa! 21 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:49,850 Whoa! 22 00:01:50,399 --> 00:01:52,190 Whoo! 23 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:53,686 He-hey! 24 00:01:54,361 --> 00:01:55,771 Oof! 25 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:59,029 Help. There's a barbed-wire fence! 26 00:01:59,115 --> 00:02:01,322 There's... There's a barbed-wire fence. 27 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:02,820 No! 28 00:02:04,535 --> 00:02:06,362 Ohh. 29 00:02:06,454 --> 00:02:07,865 Shit. 30 00:02:11,418 --> 00:02:12,829 Whoa! 31 00:02:13,712 --> 00:02:15,870 Aah! Fucking hell! 32 00:02:17,131 --> 00:02:19,539 Well, I'm battered,... 33 00:02:19,634 --> 00:02:21,425 ...I'm bruised,... 34 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:24,761 ...I've done something unfortunate to my coccyx, I'm slightly upset... 35 00:02:24,847 --> 00:02:26,887 ...and I'm utterly elated. 36 00:02:27,182 --> 00:02:29,554 I'll definitely be doing it again. 37 00:02:29,643 --> 00:02:33,972 This is Tony Wilson, a shadow of his former self, for Granada Reports. 38 00:02:34,064 --> 00:02:35,641 Back to the studio. 39 00:02:35,732 --> 00:02:39,515 Take care. I'm sure I'll be in touch. So exciting, I'd love to do it again. 40 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:42,527 - No problem. - OK, cheerio. 41 00:02:49,662 --> 00:02:53,030 You're, er, gonna be seeing a lot more of that sort of thing in the film. 42 00:02:53,123 --> 00:02:54,996 All of that actually did happen. 43 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:57,621 Obviously it's symbolic, it works on both levels. 44 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,332 I don't wanna tell you too much, don't wanna spoil the film,... 45 00:03:00,422 --> 00:03:02,498 ...er, but I'll just say "Icarus". 46 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:06,089 If you don't know what I mean, OK. But you should probably read more. 47 00:03:26,904 --> 00:03:29,359 # How old are you? 48 00:03:29,448 --> 00:03:31,440 # Are you old enough? 49 00:03:34,077 --> 00:03:39,616 # Should you be in here watching that? 50 00:03:42,418 --> 00:03:45,205 # And how old are you? 51 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:47,751 # Are you old enough? 52 00:03:50,059 --> 00:03:55,217 # Should you be in here with 53 00:03:58,766 --> 00:04:02,385 # 24 hour party people 54 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:05,929 # Plastic face, can't smile The whiteout 55 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:10,400 # With the 24 hour party people 56 00:04:10,486 --> 00:04:13,522 # Plastic face, can't smile The whiteout 57 00:04:13,614 --> 00:04:16,483 # You can't beat 'em 58 00:04:16,574 --> 00:04:20,524 # So why don't you join in? 59 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,702 # You cannot beat 'em 60 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:29,208 # So why don't you join in with 61 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:33,954 # 24 hour party people 62 00:04:34,048 --> 00:04:37,583 # Plastic face, can't smile The whiteout 63 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:41,805 # With the 24 hour party people 64 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:45,305 # Plastic face, can't smile The whiteout # 65 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:59,521 - How's the Birdman of Derbyshire?! - Not... Not bad. 66 00:04:59,614 --> 00:05:01,523 Loved the hang-gliding! 67 00:05:01,616 --> 00:05:03,406 See? What are you complaining about? 68 00:05:03,492 --> 00:05:05,947 He doesn't have to deal with the consequences of... 69 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:07,446 The consequences? 70 00:05:07,537 --> 00:05:10,703 - The possibility of death. - You're insured. 71 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:13,542 How's that supposed to be of any comfort to me? 72 00:05:13,626 --> 00:05:16,033 I realise the danger involved... 73 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:19,913 Well, let me tell you, I am not doing any more kamikaze stuff. That's it. 74 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:21,336 - Hello, Tony. - Hello. Hi. 75 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:23,217 - Ooh, Alan... - Tony, I've got the tickets. 76 00:05:23,302 --> 00:05:26,090 Alan, did you see the hang-gliding article the other night? 77 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:29,014 - Oh, I did, yeah. - We had people phoning in. 78 00:05:29,099 --> 00:05:31,555 - I know people phoned in. - It's what the public want! 79 00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:35,392 I know, but the public, let me tell you, like public executions. 80 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,769 I went to Cambridge University, Charles. 81 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:40,182 I'm a serious... Hello, love. ... fucking journalist,... 82 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:43,276 ...in one of the most important fucking times of human history. 83 00:05:43,361 --> 00:05:46,481 - There's no need to swear. - I mean it. 84 00:05:46,573 --> 00:05:49,989 The Buzzcocks can't play cos we're not ready. 85 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:52,115 So it's just the Sex Pistols. 86 00:06:23,607 --> 00:06:26,810 # No fun, my babe 87 00:06:26,902 --> 00:06:29,985 # No fun 88 00:06:30,446 --> 00:06:33,733 # No fun, my babe 89 00:06:33,825 --> 00:06:36,399 # No fun 90 00:06:37,996 --> 00:06:40,866 # No fun to be alone 91 00:06:41,123 --> 00:06:43,793 # Alone and by myself 92 00:06:44,377 --> 00:06:47,580 # No fun to be alone 93 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,043 # In love 94 00:06:50,341 --> 00:06:53,294 # With nobody else # 95 00:06:56,053 --> 00:07:00,845 June 4th 1976. The Sex Pistols play Manchester for the very first time. 96 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:03,505 There are only 42 people in the audience... 97 00:07:03,601 --> 00:07:07,848 ...but every single one is feeding on a power, an energy and a magic. 98 00:07:07,939 --> 00:07:11,772 Inspired, they will go out and perform wondrous deeds. 99 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:16,356 For instance, Howard Devoto, at the front, Pete Shelley, at the back. 100 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:17,941 They organised this gig. 101 00:07:18,032 --> 00:07:20,072 They're way ahead of everyone in Manchester. 102 00:07:20,159 --> 00:07:21,618 They're already the Buzzcocks. 103 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:24,454 # Ever fallen in love? In love with someone? 104 00:07:24,539 --> 00:07:25,949 # Ever fallen in love? # 105 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,364 Howard later sleeps with my wife. 106 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,497 Behind me are Stiff Kittens,... 107 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:34,084 ...soon to become Warsaw, later to become Joy Division,... 108 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:35,286 ...finally to become New Order. 109 00:07:35,381 --> 00:07:38,631 # We're playing for England 110 00:07:38,718 --> 00:07:41,504 - # In-ger-land - # We're singing this song # 111 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:44,928 Ginger nut: Mick Hucknall. 112 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:48,965 # I can't even qualify for my pension # 113 00:07:50,104 --> 00:07:52,261 That's John the Postman. 114 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:54,846 He's... a postman. 115 00:07:55,984 --> 00:07:59,435 And that guy dancing at the front, that's Martin Hannett,... 116 00:07:59,529 --> 00:08:02,863 ...the only bona fide genius in this story. 117 00:08:04,366 --> 00:08:08,315 Well, one of the only two bona fide geniuses in this story. 118 00:08:08,411 --> 00:08:10,700 He will later try to kill me. 119 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:20,043 # No fun 120 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,755 # My babe 121 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,378 # No fun 122 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:28,180 # No fun, my babe 123 00:08:28,263 --> 00:08:31,762 # No fun 124 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:35,300 # No fun to be alone 125 00:08:36,438 --> 00:08:39,225 # Alone and by myself 126 00:08:39,316 --> 00:08:43,146 # No fun to be alone 127 00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:44,693 # In love 128 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:49,688 # With nobody else # 129 00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:52,237 Goodnight, Manchester. 130 00:08:53,661 --> 00:08:55,700 Thanks for your bullshit. 131 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,452 # Louie, Louie 132 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:03,252 # Whoa 133 00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:04,997 # We gotta go 134 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:06,915 # Yeah 135 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:09,047 # Louie, Louie 136 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:11,804 # Whoa, they know, they know # 137 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:16,758 Must go. 138 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:20,097 Oh, no, not David. No. 139 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,644 He goes. 140 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,762 What's wrong? 141 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:31,808 These jeans, they sort of, er,... they go right up me crotch. 142 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,564 Too tight for you. 143 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,989 I'm telling you, they cut... they cut straight between my balls. 144 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,777 You're not a regular shape, though, are you? 145 00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:44,124 - Pardon? - For jeans. 146 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,877 - What do you mean? - You've got big hips. 147 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,040 I have not got big hips. 148 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,000 Yeah, you have. You've got huge hips for a man. 149 00:09:53,091 --> 00:09:55,711 That's fucking ridiculous... Lindsay, I've not got big hips. 150 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,837 - You've got bigger hips than me. - That's fucking bullshit. 151 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:01,503 It's really good stuff, isn't it? 152 00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:04,433 Yeah, this is good. Where... Where'd you get it from? 153 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:08,384 Mate of mine brought it back from his holidays. 154 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:10,602 What, Caribbean? 155 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,311 Rhyl. The Sun Centre in Rhyl. 156 00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:17,605 Right. 157 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:20,782 Right. 158 00:10:21,909 --> 00:10:23,949 I would describe it as history. 159 00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:26,907 How could it be history? There were only 42 people at the gig. 160 00:10:26,998 --> 00:10:29,488 What difference does that make? How many were at the Last Supper? 161 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:30,994 Er, 12. 162 00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:33,123 Well, er, 13 including Jesus. 163 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:36,461 - Hi, Tony. Have you recovered? - It's not historically documented. 164 00:10:36,547 --> 00:10:40,045 In other words, not many. How many were at the murder of Julius Caesar? 165 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:44,344 - I don't know, Tony, you tell me. - Five. So shut up, then. 166 00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:47,757 I'm Tony Wilson. Here we are, as we are, So It Goes. 167 00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:50,969 On tonight's show I'll be talking to Alice Cooper, live at the Apollo. 168 00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:54,429 Apparently he'll be hanging a dwarf live on stage. 169 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:57,689 But, first, two minutes of the most important music... 170 00:10:57,776 --> 00:11:00,812 ...since Elvis walked into the Sun Studios in Memphis. 171 00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:03,525 The Sex Pistols and Anarchy In The UK. 172 00:11:03,615 --> 00:11:05,441 # And I am an anarchist 173 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:10,324 # Don't know what I want but I know how to get it 174 00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:13,329 # I wanna destroy the passer-by 175 00:11:13,414 --> 00:11:15,656 # Cos I 176 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:20,243 # I wanna be... # 177 00:11:20,337 --> 00:11:24,915 In 1976 two or three people controlled all the music on television. 178 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:27,250 And they didn't like punk. 179 00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:28,885 So, for a year,... 180 00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:31,840 ...if you wanted to see the most exciting bands in the world,... 181 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:34,683 ...they were on a regional show coming out of Manchester. 182 00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:38,059 My show. 183 00:11:38,146 --> 00:11:41,810 ...when foundation's on my face 184 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:44,188 # Foundation on my face Eye! Eye! Eye! 185 00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:47,526 # Shadow on the cheekbones 186 00:11:47,612 --> 00:11:49,439 # Hides the gaze of death's face 187 00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:52,863 # A death's-head thrown across me 188 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:56,615 # Sitting, sitting, sitting out of place 189 00:11:56,704 --> 00:11:58,827 # Sitting out of place # 190 00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:03,412 # What does he see? 191 00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:07,379 # He sees the bright and hollow sky 192 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,462 # He sees the stars come out tonight 193 00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:14,303 # He sees the city's ripped backsides 194 00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:18,717 # And all the winding ocean drive 195 00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:21,476 # And everything was made for you and me 196 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,771 # All of it was made for you and me 197 00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:29,603 # It just belongs to you and me 198 00:12:29,692 --> 00:12:31,934 # Let's take a ride... # 199 00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:35,194 # You make me look a fool 200 00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:36,692 # I wanna say 201 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,362 # I wanna tell you 202 00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:42,859 # About the young ideas 203 00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:46,572 # You'd better listen now you've said your bit 204 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,870 # Whatever happened to 205 00:12:49,962 --> 00:12:51,207 # Dear old Lenny? 206 00:12:53,214 --> 00:12:55,503 # The great Elmyra?... # 207 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,506 The Stranglers. Amazing. 208 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,633 - Class act, that. - They're shit. 209 00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:04,053 - They're a bunch of wankers. - Hey. Language. 210 00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:08,556 This is better. 211 00:13:08,645 --> 00:13:10,970 Now, this guy... 212 00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:13,685 I fuckin' love this guy. This guy is fantastic. 213 00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,233 Listen to that voice. 214 00:13:15,318 --> 00:13:19,730 # Ah-woo ee-oo-ee-oo woo-woo-aaaayy # 215 00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:22,656 - Listen to him. - Looks a bit... homo, with that... 216 00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:25,314 Nah, man, that's part of it, the big drop-handle moustache. 217 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,451 - Oh, no, I don't know about that. - Brilliant. 218 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:34,416 Guy with the handlebar moustache, that is Karl Denver. 219 00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:37,621 This is Shaun Ryder and that one is Paul. 220 00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:40,998 Later they become the Happy Mondays and get Karl Denver to sing with them. 221 00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:44,958 # Somebody who just loves to run 222 00:13:45,053 --> 00:13:48,718 # One child grows up to be... # 223 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:51,262 We'll be hearing more from the Happy Mondays later... 224 00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:55,098 ...but right now I'm getting tired of just putting bands on television... 225 00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:59,185 ...so I'm about to open a live-music venue. 226 00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:00,899 It's, er... 227 00:14:00,985 --> 00:14:03,358 - It's a bit of a dump, isn't it? - Not Las Vegas, is it? 228 00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:07,110 - Go round to the left, Tony. - Dog shite everywhere. Disgusting. 229 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:10,781 Yeah, well, it's urban, it's exciting. It's exactly the place we should be. 230 00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:14,534 You don't think those kids will nick the car? 231 00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:17,990 - They're not gonna nick the car. - Are you sure? 232 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,752 - Right, the reason we're here... - Margaret? 233 00:14:20,836 --> 00:14:23,872 Because of the explosion of music with New Wave,... 234 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,253 ...there's lots of exciting bands happening... 235 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:29,258 ...and I just think that, culturally, Manchester's slightly lagging behind. 236 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:32,795 Yeah, to get into a nightclub you have to dress like a hairdresser. 237 00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,177 - Yeah. - The wife's a hairdresser. 238 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,843 Well, that's great... 239 00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:40,054 ...but some people aren't, and they've got a right to dance and party. 240 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,601 - I'm Tonay. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 241 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,721 Sorry, this is Tony. 242 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,733 Tonay doesn't believe in, er, television. 243 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:49,985 I was just saying, cos it's funny cos, erm,... Tony's on the telly. 244 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:53,570 You know what I call television? The idiot box. 245 00:14:53,657 --> 00:14:56,279 - Idiot box. - Yeah, there's a lot of rubbish on. 246 00:14:56,368 --> 00:14:58,195 We split the door 60/40 to me. 247 00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:01,157 The band, they get a crate of ale. You can have Fridays. All right? 248 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,324 - OK. - Look round while I do the till. 249 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:04,910 OK. Thank you. 250 00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,661 Linds. Come on. 251 00:15:10,214 --> 00:15:13,299 - It stinks in here. - Erm, there's a problem. 252 00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:16,007 You never told me he was called Tony. 253 00:15:16,095 --> 00:15:17,921 - Who? - What's up? 254 00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:20,172 Tony. There's two Tonys. 255 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:21,891 Yeah? 256 00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:25,593 Well, that... that... that... Straightaway that's a... that's... 257 00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:28,095 Can you not see how that's a potential problem? 258 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,056 He's in charge of the club, I'm in charge of whatever it is we're doing. 259 00:15:32,151 --> 00:15:34,607 There's two Tonys on equal pegging, there's a confrontation. 260 00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:37,233 - Who's Tony one, who's Tony two? - For fuck's sake, Tony. 261 00:15:37,323 --> 00:15:41,154 - We'll need some differentiation. - Yeah, but he's not called Tony. 262 00:15:41,242 --> 00:15:44,694 He's called Tonay. You know, Don... Tonay. 263 00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:46,911 It's his fucking surname, Tone. 264 00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:48,825 - Is it? - Yeah. 265 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,541 It's a bit grubby. 266 00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:53,331 Yeah, I know, but we can get it cleaned up for the nights we're in. 267 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,042 - Use your scrubbers to clean it up. - That's worse. 268 00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:58,208 What is worse, Tony? 269 00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:00,092 Well... 270 00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:04,505 Sorry to harp on about this, but that makes him Mr Tonay and I'm just Tony. 271 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,637 What's wrong with that, Tony? 272 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,761 Well, there's a hierarchy there straightaway: Mister. 273 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,225 Mr Tonay is more important than Tony. "Hello, Mr Tonay. " 274 00:16:12,313 --> 00:16:15,563 "Yes, Mister. No, Mister. " And plain old Tony. "Tony, me mate. " 275 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,523 I've got to have some credibility. 276 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,100 Why don't you just call him Don? How about that? 277 00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,651 See if he goes for that. Call him Don. 278 00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:26,274 - Don... - We're trying to set up a club. 279 00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:29,403 What kind of music you bringing in? 280 00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,820 Erm, sort of, er,... New Wave. 281 00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,325 Kinda indie. 282 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,040 - Indian?! - No, indie. 283 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,996 Don't want any of that. Don't like that ska. 284 00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,914 - OK. - Don't want any of that. 285 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,496 A notion. i'll leave you with this: heavy metal. 286 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:46,505 Get one of them bands in here. They drink like the fuckin' Queen Mother. 287 00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:48,753 - Leave you with that. - Nice car, Don. 288 00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:51,598 - She's thirsty. - See you, Don! 289 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:56,601 - I think the name thing went OK. - He heard you that time. 290 00:16:56,687 --> 00:16:58,726 I was gonna be a don. 291 00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:01,898 I was gonna be a Virgil till me mum lost her bottle at the last minute. 292 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,900 - No, he means he was gonna be a don. - I went to Cambridge. 293 00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:07,477 What about a name for the club? 294 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:11,825 Call it Factory. I like that. Bit Andy Warhol. 295 00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:13,452 Bit LS Lowry. 296 00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:16,738 I just saw a sign on the wall, said "Factory closing",... 297 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,499 ...and I thought we can have one going "Factory opening". 298 00:17:22,169 --> 00:17:24,735 # And he's just like me and you 299 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,711 Mal, when you come down to me,... 300 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:29,917 ...can you just make sure you just get a glimpse of my boot? 301 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:32,630 Just... OK, if it gets on screen I get a clothing allowance. 302 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,000 - OK. - Yeah. OK. 303 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,840 # He's in love with Janie Jones, whoa... 304 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,505 That is the Clash, this was So It Goes,... 305 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,221 ...and, as it goes, so it went. It's all over. 306 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,395 If you wanna hear good music from now on, get off the couch... 307 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:49,107 ...and go down to the Factory night at the Russell Club every Friday. 308 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,685 Go forth and preach the gospel. Good night. 309 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,186 #... how he feels 310 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,321 # Pretty bad # 311 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,491 There's quite a few. 312 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,986 If they've started letting them in, that's a good crowd. 313 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,287 - Fucking cock! - Wanker. 314 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,781 - That's original. - I like your hair! 315 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:08,620 - Oh, fuck you. - Why does he let people say that? 316 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:12,709 He doesn't care what they say as long as they're talkin' about him. 317 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,209 You know that, Alan. 318 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,507 - Someone who likes me. Hi. - I love you. Will you sign this? 319 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:19,380 - Yeah. What's your name? - John. 320 00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:23,510 - Oh, hello, Mark. - Hi, Tony. All right? 321 00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:28,100 Tony, I really miss your programme so I thought, to get it back on telly... 322 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:31,141 Oi, oi. He don't want it to come back. 323 00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:35,276 He wants it to be gone forever so it can become a legend. Don't ya? 324 00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,564 A man with a grasp of semiotics. There's your answer, sweetheart. 325 00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:41,572 - Can I get you half a lager? - You can get me a pint. 326 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:43,697 Right, OK. Right. 327 00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:48,621 - Wilson, you fucking cunt! - That's original. 328 00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:50,456 Your drink's coming. 329 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:54,334 - Is he a friend of yours? - Yeah, he's our singer. 330 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,661 Out the way, Steve. 331 00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,673 Hi, Tony Wilson. Pleased to meet you. 332 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:03,587 Is he gonna hit me? 333 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:06,798 - You're quite close to me there. - Yeah, I know. I wanna be. 334 00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,300 Why? 335 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:12,009 - Cos you're a cunt, mate. - I know, I heard you the first time. 336 00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:16,515 # Your smile breaking my heart 337 00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:18,765 # Taking some time out 338 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:19,855 # Away from the places 339 00:19:21,403 --> 00:19:23,941 Got to stop him singing, Tony. 340 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:27,731 It's avant-garde. You wouldn't understand it. 341 00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:30,281 It's very poor. Very poor. 342 00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,536 - Try and dance to that... - It's provocative. 343 00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:36,745 Provocatively poor. 344 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,541 Appallingly poor. 345 00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:40,748 # Oh, you've heard it before # 346 00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:44,538 They're not calling you the new George Epstein, you know. 347 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,966 - It's Brian Epstein. - George Epstein, Beatles manager. 348 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,211 - That's Brian Epstein, you dickhead. - George Epstein. 349 00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:52,594 - It's fucking Brian Epstein. - It's Brian Martin. 350 00:19:52,682 --> 00:19:54,092 It's George Martin, you knob. 351 00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:56,852 Brian Martin the producer, George Epstein the, er,... manager. 352 00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:58,975 - Come on, let's sit down. - You're just fucking wrong. 353 00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:12,445 The introduction's not usually this long. 354 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,237 I think the singer's in the toilet. 355 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,122 Where've you been, you twat?! 356 00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,258 # Feel it closing in 357 00:20:35,388 --> 00:20:37,843 # Feel it closing in 358 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,008 # A fear of whom I call 359 00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:43,346 # Hearing someone call 360 00:20:43,436 --> 00:20:45,974 # I feel it closing in 361 00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:49,059 # I feel it closing in 362 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:50,229 # Day in, day out 363 00:20:50,442 --> 00:20:51,640 # Day in, day out 364 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,855 # Day in, day out 365 00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:54,819 # Day in, day out 366 00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:56,227 # Day in, day out 367 00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:57,943 # Day in, day out 368 00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:16,374 # I feel it closing in 369 00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,295 # As patterns seem to form 370 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,344 # I feel it cold and warm 371 00:21:22,472 --> 00:21:24,512 # As shadows start to fall 372 00:21:25,641 --> 00:21:27,515 # I feel it closing in 373 00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:30,932 # Feel it closing in 374 00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,396 # Day in, day out 375 00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:33,720 # Day in, day out 376 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,317 # Day in, day out 377 00:21:35,484 --> 00:21:36,979 # Day in, day out 378 00:21:37,153 --> 00:21:39,145 # Day in, day out # 379 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:03,673 # Louie, Louie Whoa # 380 00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:09,051 - 60/40 to you, we said. - Smashing. 381 00:22:09,139 --> 00:22:12,841 There's a pound, get yourself a drink. Come with me. Follow Uncle Tonay. 382 00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:16,102 Yeah. Well... Well... I'm not... I'm not... I don't do any coke. 383 00:22:16,189 --> 00:22:17,516 Where are we going? 384 00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:20,690 Cos,... you know, it's just that I've got, er... 385 00:22:20,776 --> 00:22:23,148 - Shh. Come on. - What are we doing? 386 00:22:23,236 --> 00:22:25,478 Let's have a nosh to seal the bargain. 387 00:22:25,572 --> 00:22:29,236 - I've eaten, actually,... Don. - Oh, we won't be eating, my friend. 388 00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:31,567 When the Don's hungry, the Don eats. 389 00:22:31,661 --> 00:22:33,071 Wahey! 390 00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:35,700 Hello, girls! Your Uncle Don's here. 391 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,829 - Come on. Jump in, Tony. - How's about a tit-wank? 392 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:40,668 - Don't be shy. Come on. - Yes, please. Is that all right? 393 00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:43,669 - On your knees and eat! - Careful! 394 00:22:47,925 --> 00:22:49,835 Alan, where is he? 395 00:22:49,928 --> 00:22:52,134 - Where's who, babe? - Tony. I can't find him. 396 00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:56,349 I think he went out... Aah! I think he went outside with Don. 397 00:22:58,394 --> 00:23:00,433 - Do you mind if I just... - Take it all off. 398 00:23:00,521 --> 00:23:02,893 I... You don't mind if I just poke it through the side? 399 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,440 No! 400 00:23:04,525 --> 00:23:07,701 - Well, that's what I normally do. - I think it's too big for that. 401 00:23:07,736 --> 00:23:09,020 Come on, Tony, don't be shy! 402 00:23:09,112 --> 00:23:11,270 - Is that what you do at home? - Yes. 403 00:23:11,364 --> 00:23:15,361 - Feel that. Just have a feel. - Oh, that's nice, that, innit? 404 00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:16,280 Oh, aye, yeah. 405 00:23:16,368 --> 00:23:18,905 Do you mind if I touch your tits while you're doing it? 406 00:23:18,995 --> 00:23:21,367 - Mm-mm. - Thank you. 407 00:23:21,455 --> 00:23:24,789 Go on, Tony. Put that on your TV show. 408 00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:31,792 Tony? 409 00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,132 Tony. 410 00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:40,594 - 'Ey, shut the fuckin' door. - 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey! 411 00:23:40,683 --> 00:23:42,758 - It's not how it looks, love. - Come in, love! 412 00:23:42,851 --> 00:23:44,559 What are you doing, Tony? 413 00:23:44,644 --> 00:23:47,266 - Come on in, love! Join the party. - It's not how it looks. 414 00:23:47,355 --> 00:23:49,727 - Don put me up to it. He made me. - Comin' in? 415 00:23:49,816 --> 00:23:51,309 Yeah? 416 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,641 - It's not how it seems, right? - Are you comin' in, or what? 417 00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:55,893 - If you're not comin' in, fuck off. - Leave it, that's my wife. 418 00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:57,980 - Go on! - That's my wife... Tonay? 419 00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,859 - What you doing, Tony? - Go on. 420 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:03,109 That's my wife. Listen, I... I love you. 421 00:24:03,202 --> 00:24:05,444 I love you. 422 00:24:07,749 --> 00:24:10,204 Can you... Can you finish me off? 423 00:24:29,726 --> 00:24:31,766 - God bless. - See ya. 424 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,613 - Hello. - Ah, posters, Tony. 425 00:24:42,697 --> 00:24:45,402 You've got the posters?! This is the fucking gig. 426 00:24:45,492 --> 00:24:47,568 Yeah, I know. Took ages to get the right yellow. 427 00:24:47,661 --> 00:24:50,068 - The gig's over. - I know. 428 00:24:53,499 --> 00:24:55,575 That's fucking great,... actually. 429 00:24:55,751 --> 00:24:57,791 Yeah, it's really nice. 430 00:24:57,878 --> 00:25:01,746 It's beautiful. But useless. And as William Morris once said,... 431 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,247 ..."Nothing useless can be truly beautiful. " 432 00:25:07,302 --> 00:25:09,046 - You know what? - All right, Tone. 433 00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:10,596 Yeah. 434 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:14,097 - Heather, this is Tony Wilson. - All right, love. 435 00:25:14,184 --> 00:25:16,426 You seen Lindsay? 436 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,642 She went off with Howard. 437 00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:21,852 She, er... 438 00:25:21,942 --> 00:25:26,022 She just caught me getting a blow job off a hooker in the back of a van. 439 00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:31,688 Better go and get her. 440 00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:50,126 Excuse me. 441 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,800 - Hi, Tony. - Hi. 442 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:59,138 Erm,... have you got the car keys? 443 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:02,515 - In me bag. - Thanks. 444 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,935 I only got a blow job. That's full penetration. 445 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:11,229 See you, Howard. 446 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,360 See ya, Tony. 447 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:15,403 All right? 448 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,493 I definitely don't remember this happening. 449 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:23,199 This is the real Howard Devoto. 450 00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:26,456 He and Lindsay insisted we made clear that this never happened. 451 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:28,582 But I agree with John Ford. 452 00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:31,918 When you have to choose between truth and legend, print the legend. 453 00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:36,466 I thought their name was Warsaw. 454 00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:40,051 You can't have a band called Warsaw. You can't put that on a poster. 455 00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:42,510 People would think it was a holiday advert. 456 00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:45,802 Joy Division: Do you know what that is, Mr Wilson? 457 00:26:45,894 --> 00:26:49,642 It's when the Nazis, er,... picked out racially pure women... 458 00:26:49,731 --> 00:26:51,106 ...and, er, had sex with them. 459 00:26:51,191 --> 00:26:54,190 Yeah, well, Joy Division, that's us, eh? 460 00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:56,647 - Well, it's a very Nazi name. - So? 461 00:26:56,736 --> 00:26:59,309 Yeah, but it's quite... cheery, as well. 462 00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,398 - You know: "joy". - Yeah. 463 00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:03,982 Like a... division of joy or something. 464 00:27:04,077 --> 00:27:06,234 - Joy. - Joy... Division. 465 00:27:06,328 --> 00:27:08,700 Let's all say that together. One, two, three... 466 00:27:08,789 --> 00:27:11,362 - Joy. - Joy. 467 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,915 Look at that flat-bottomed valley. 468 00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:17,796 It wasn't always crazy between me and Lindsay. 469 00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:20,337 Most days we were just another young couple,... 470 00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:23,095 ...who wanted all the things young couples want. 471 00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:26,132 Nice house, nice car and a couple of kids. 472 00:27:26,223 --> 00:27:29,590 Enjoy the walk, cos it's just you and me. 473 00:27:31,309 --> 00:27:34,310 Would you like a little Tony and a little Lindsay walking around? 474 00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:36,721 No, it'd be a nightmare. 475 00:27:36,815 --> 00:27:38,274 - I like to be free. - OK. 476 00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:41,359 OK. All right, that's the last... last word I'll say on the subject. 477 00:27:41,444 --> 00:27:44,647 Two words: body clock. OK? Body clock. 478 00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:47,194 - How are you doing? - All right? 479 00:27:47,283 --> 00:27:50,070 - Hello, I'm here. - All right, Tone? 480 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,201 That's us. That's us. 481 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:57,156 The majors are the status quo and we're not, we're the anarchists. 482 00:27:57,251 --> 00:28:00,584 It's gonna be like a co-op, we're all gonna share in the proceeds. 483 00:28:00,671 --> 00:28:03,340 We pay for the costs and everything and the rest of it is 50/50. 484 00:28:03,424 --> 00:28:05,877 50 Factory, 50 per cent goes to the artist. 485 00:28:05,966 --> 00:28:08,005 Alan's gonna be head of business affairs. 486 00:28:08,093 --> 00:28:10,549 It's Red Leb, that. Have you smelt it? Smell that. 487 00:28:10,637 --> 00:28:11,918 Smell that. 488 00:28:12,014 --> 00:28:15,264 I'm giving you total creative freedom. Right? 489 00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:16,679 It's dead fucking simple. 490 00:28:16,768 --> 00:28:18,974 You don't like us, you fuck off. I don't like you, I fuck off. 491 00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:22,430 I'll write you a contract saying there's no contract in me own blood. 492 00:28:22,523 --> 00:28:25,061 - I'll do it if you want. - Not in his own blood! 493 00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:26,859 - Here you are. - I'll do it. 494 00:28:26,944 --> 00:28:29,317 - You write it... in your own blood. - No, don't give him the dirty knife. 495 00:28:29,406 --> 00:28:32,904 In the wo... In the words of the great prophet, "I dares do owt. " 496 00:28:32,992 --> 00:28:35,993 - Oh, it ain't legal, this. - Come on. 497 00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:39,032 - Oh, he's done it, he's done it! - There you go. Real blood. 498 00:28:39,123 --> 00:28:40,665 "I... " 499 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:43,617 "... Tony... " 500 00:28:44,168 --> 00:28:46,207 How can you read that? 501 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:48,334 I'm not sure that'd stand up in court! 502 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,794 What more do you want? He's written the contract in his own blood! 503 00:29:05,897 --> 00:29:07,724 Martin?! 504 00:29:08,441 --> 00:29:10,268 What you doing?! 505 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,399 Recording... 506 00:29:12,946 --> 00:29:14,356 ...silence. 507 00:29:15,281 --> 00:29:17,487 You're recording silence?! 508 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:21,947 Now I'm recording Tony fucking Wilson. 509 00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:27,499 Erm, we want you to produce a band for us. 510 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:29,747 Who's us? 511 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,708 Er, Factory Records. 512 00:29:31,795 --> 00:29:33,953 Right, 50 quid an hour. 513 00:29:34,047 --> 00:29:37,167 Plus I wanna be a partner in the company. 514 00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:39,298 See ya. 515 00:29:40,262 --> 00:29:42,668 See ya. 516 00:29:50,063 --> 00:29:53,645 Stop, stop, stop. Stop that horrible fucking racket, please. 517 00:29:53,732 --> 00:29:55,807 What's wrong with it? 518 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,608 Nothing was wrong with the drumming as such,... 519 00:29:57,694 --> 00:29:59,852 ...it's just that, erm,... 520 00:30:00,697 --> 00:30:03,614 ...people have been playing like that for about... 20,000 years... 521 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:06,569 ...and quite frankly, erm,... it's boring the arse off me. 522 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:10,788 Now, let's just try something... a lot simpler, OK? 523 00:30:11,373 --> 00:30:14,208 Faster but slower. 524 00:30:14,626 --> 00:30:16,666 There's logic there somewhere. 525 00:30:16,753 --> 00:30:18,792 I know what he means. 526 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:31,300 Right, stop. We got... We got a rattle. 527 00:30:31,391 --> 00:30:33,514 We're going to have to dismantle the whole fucking kit. 528 00:30:33,602 --> 00:30:35,310 You what? 529 00:30:35,395 --> 00:30:37,304 How long's that gonna fucking take? 530 00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:40,517 I don't fucking know. As long as it takes. 531 00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:42,477 Is, er... 532 00:30:42,568 --> 00:30:44,774 Is this still costing us 50 pounds an hour? 533 00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:46,653 We're still workin', aren't we? 534 00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:53,742 What I'd like... 535 00:30:54,037 --> 00:30:56,528 ...is to rebuild it on the roof. 536 00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:59,833 On the roof? 537 00:30:59,919 --> 00:31:02,125 - Yeah. - On the actual roof of the studio? 538 00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:09,917 Bloody hell. 539 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,050 Start playing. 540 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,304 How will I know when to stop? 541 00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:21,603 Don't worry about stopping. I'll send someone out when it's time to stop. 542 00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:39,323 Sorry. 543 00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:43,112 Just remember, Tony Wilson's money. 544 00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:50,543 Right, stop, stop. 545 00:31:50,631 --> 00:31:51,580 Hey. 546 00:31:51,674 --> 00:31:52,550 Stop! 547 00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:54,331 Stop! 548 00:31:55,426 --> 00:31:57,466 Fucking retard! 549 00:32:00,682 --> 00:32:03,469 - You... You wear it very well. - What?! 550 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,892 You wear it very well, now play like a fucking musician. 551 00:32:08,855 --> 00:32:10,895 Fucking prick. 552 00:32:12,192 --> 00:32:14,898 - Listen to it in the car. - It'll sound rubbish in the car. 553 00:32:14,988 --> 00:32:17,858 We've got to see what it sounds like on a transistor radio. 554 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,537 # Confusion in her eyes that says it all 555 00:32:34,045 --> 00:32:36,085 # She's lost control 556 00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:38,709 # And she's clinging to the nearest passer-by 557 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,042 I sound like Bowie. 558 00:32:41,136 --> 00:32:43,341 - That's good. You like Bowie. - I hate fucking Bowie. 559 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:46,714 In All The Young Dudes he sings about how you should die when you're 25. 560 00:32:46,807 --> 00:32:48,385 Do you know how old he is? 561 00:32:48,475 --> 00:32:50,682 He's 30, 29, something. He's a liar. 562 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:51,766 Look, it doesn't matter. 563 00:32:51,855 --> 00:32:54,179 A lot of great artists produce their best work when they're... older. 564 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,644 - You know, WB Yeats... - I've never heard of him, mate. 565 00:32:56,733 --> 00:33:00,433 Yeats is the greatest poet since Dante. If he'd have died at 25... 566 00:33:00,528 --> 00:33:02,402 - I would have heard of him, Tony. - Hang on. 567 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,654 Listen to it. This is... This is great. 568 00:33:05,742 --> 00:33:06,986 This is fucking excellent. 569 00:33:07,075 --> 00:33:09,649 - Are you listening to it? It's great. - It's brilliant. 570 00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:12,117 It is. It's very good. 571 00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:16,244 There's nothing else out there that sounds like it. 572 00:33:16,335 --> 00:33:18,622 - That's the best thing about it. - It's wonderful. 573 00:33:18,711 --> 00:33:20,039 - You like it? - I do. 574 00:33:20,129 --> 00:33:21,458 I love what he's done with the drums. 575 00:33:22,381 --> 00:33:23,377 Yeah? 576 00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:27,168 # And how I'll never know just why or understand 577 00:33:27,261 --> 00:33:29,338 # She said "I've lost control again" 578 00:33:30,514 --> 00:33:32,921 # And she screamed out kicking on her side 579 00:33:33,016 --> 00:33:35,970 # And said "I've lost control again" # 580 00:33:37,437 --> 00:33:41,435 Joy Division were a great band but they were Rob's band. 581 00:33:41,524 --> 00:33:43,979 I wanted a band of my own. 582 00:33:44,068 --> 00:33:47,733 A Certain Ratio had all the talent and energy of Joy Division... 583 00:33:47,821 --> 00:33:50,110 ...but better clothes. 584 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,654 - You look absolutely fantastic. - You reckon? 585 00:33:52,743 --> 00:33:55,743 - It's great. - We look like the Hitler Youth. 586 00:33:55,828 --> 00:33:58,829 - You don't say that to Mr Wilson. - I think you look more like Scouts. 587 00:33:58,915 --> 00:34:02,248 Have you seen our legs? They're like fucking milk bottles. 588 00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:05,369 I wouldn't worry about it, although, that... that reminds me,... 589 00:34:05,463 --> 00:34:08,297 ...I must get some chicken drumsticks on the way home. 590 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,713 All right... No, it's all right, I've got it covered. 591 00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,960 Instant tan: "Tanfastic". 592 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:15,881 It's hedonism, it's shorts,... 593 00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:18,214 ...it's... it's funk,... 594 00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,588 ...it's... tans. 595 00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:21,510 - It's sexy. - Ah, it's cold, man. 596 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:33,566 # Has this passed? Is that the time? 597 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:37,273 # We need flight to stay in line 598 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,110 # Take your time 599 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,784 # We'll give our minds to you 600 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:45,493 I like the haircuts, Barney. 601 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,993 - No, they look good, don't they? - # Take your time 602 00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:49,705 # We'll give our minds to you # 603 00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:52,120 - Crap, though. - Fucking shit. 604 00:34:57,135 --> 00:35:00,089 # All my failings exposed 605 00:35:00,179 --> 00:35:03,180 # There's a taste in my mouth 606 00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:06,385 # As desperation takes hold 607 00:35:06,476 --> 00:35:09,347 # Is it something so good 608 00:35:09,438 --> 00:35:12,889 # Just can't function no more? 609 00:35:12,983 --> 00:35:14,525 # Love 610 00:35:14,610 --> 00:35:18,061 # Love will tear us apart again 611 00:35:19,155 --> 00:35:20,731 # Love 612 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:23,694 # Love will tear us apart 613 00:35:23,784 --> 00:35:25,065 # Again 614 00:35:25,161 --> 00:35:27,070 # Love 615 00:35:27,163 --> 00:35:30,164 # Love will tear us apart 616 00:35:30,249 --> 00:35:31,707 # Again 617 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,657 # Love 618 00:35:33,335 --> 00:35:36,170 # Love will tear us apart 619 00:35:36,254 --> 00:35:37,369 # Again # 620 00:35:54,355 --> 00:35:57,556 What's the worst band name you've ever heard? 621 00:35:57,648 --> 00:35:59,272 - Worst? - Skinny Monkey. 622 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,609 The worst one I heard was, a mate of mine had a band called, er, Barabbas. 623 00:36:02,695 --> 00:36:04,569 Fucking Barabbas! 624 00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:06,399 "Who do you want?" "Barabbas!" 625 00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:08,779 # Radio 626 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,907 # Live transmission 627 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:13,996 # Radio 628 00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:17,412 # Live transmission 629 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,217 The National Front took to the streets of Manchester today... 630 00:36:34,306 --> 00:36:38,257 ...in the biggest demonstration of neo-fascists since the '30s. 631 00:36:38,353 --> 00:36:41,888 # We would have a fine time living in the night 632 00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:43,391 # Left to blind destruction 633 00:36:43,482 --> 00:36:49,318 # Waiting for a sign 634 00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:53,992 The Transport and General Workers' Union... 635 00:36:54,076 --> 00:36:57,444 ...tightened their stranglehold on the nation's petrol supplies,... 636 00:36:57,537 --> 00:36:59,862 ...bringing the country to a grinding halt. 637 00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:02,114 Thousands of motorists queue all day... 638 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:05,992 ...amid rumours of fuel rationing and a return to the three-day week. 639 00:37:07,004 --> 00:37:09,291 # Touching from a distance further all the time 640 00:37:16,471 --> 00:37:18,629 More chaos in the public services... 641 00:37:18,723 --> 00:37:21,759 ...as mountains of rubbish fill London's West End... 642 00:37:21,851 --> 00:37:24,887 ...and nurses bring the hospitals close to collapse. 643 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:27,980 Now grave diggers in Liverpool refuse to bury the dead. 644 00:37:34,529 --> 00:37:37,696 # Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio 645 00:37:40,702 --> 00:37:44,829 # Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio 646 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:51,084 # Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio # 647 00:37:58,301 --> 00:37:59,083 Ian! 648 00:38:00,094 --> 00:38:01,505 Ian! 649 00:38:01,596 --> 00:38:04,348 - What the hell's the matter with him? - Fuck knows. I dunno. 650 00:38:07,476 --> 00:38:09,303 Oh, fuckin' hell! Ian? Ian! 651 00:38:09,394 --> 00:38:11,470 Fucking come on, then! 652 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:14,056 What you doing? Fuck this. 653 00:38:14,149 --> 00:38:17,399 Rob. What the fuck are you doing, you cunt? 654 00:38:18,028 --> 00:38:20,399 Come on! Come on, then! 655 00:38:21,988 --> 00:38:23,862 Right, watch his head. 656 00:38:23,949 --> 00:38:26,107 All right, mate. 657 00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:29,368 Ah, fucking hell. His fucking mouth's bleeding. 658 00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:31,245 Has someone got a doctor?! 659 00:38:31,331 --> 00:38:34,248 - I've just dropped two skinheads. - Come on, mate, come on. 660 00:38:34,334 --> 00:38:37,003 - What you doing? - He's got me fags. 661 00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:40,171 Oh, you fucking twat! He's fucking bleeding here! 662 00:38:40,257 --> 00:38:42,249 And I need a cigarette. 663 00:38:42,342 --> 00:38:43,669 Where's Rob?! 664 00:38:43,759 --> 00:38:47,258 Can you get a fucking doctor?! 665 00:38:47,346 --> 00:38:49,089 He's fucking bleedin' here! 666 00:38:49,181 --> 00:38:51,637 Tony Wilson, how do you answer the charge that you're a fascist? 667 00:38:51,725 --> 00:38:52,555 What? 668 00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:54,600 Your band, Joy Division, named after women... 669 00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:58,019 ...captured by the SS for the breeding of perfect Aryans. Isn't that sick? 670 00:38:58,105 --> 00:39:00,560 Have you never heard of situationism or postmodernism? 671 00:39:00,649 --> 00:39:01,894 We need a doctor in here! 672 00:39:01,984 --> 00:39:04,391 Do you know nothing about the free play of signs and signifiers? 673 00:39:04,486 --> 00:39:06,028 Yes, we've got a band called Joy Division. 674 00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:07,572 We've also got a band called Durutti Column. 675 00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:10,147 I'm sure I don't need to point out the irony there. 676 00:39:10,242 --> 00:39:11,570 What the fuck's going on? 677 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:14,032 We need a doctor. I don't know. He's had a fit or summat. 678 00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,615 Oi. Fuck off. 679 00:39:16,498 --> 00:39:17,779 Fuck off or I'll lay one on you. 680 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:20,828 - He will. I've seen him do it. - Will someone ring a fucking doctor? 681 00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:23,836 - I'll get a doctor. - Calm down, Barney. 682 00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:27,421 Don't fucking tell me to calm down! You fucking calm down! 683 00:39:27,508 --> 00:39:30,260 - Fine! - For fuck's sake. 684 00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:35,216 You all right there, Ian? 685 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:38,010 - Yeah, I'm fine, mate. - Are you sure? 686 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,591 I said I'm fine, Rob, yeah? Just shut up. 687 00:39:40,686 --> 00:39:44,019 All right, then, all right. Fair enough. 688 00:39:44,439 --> 00:39:47,109 Not even to tell you that we're gonna tour America? 689 00:39:47,193 --> 00:39:48,651 - Fuck off. - Fuck off. 690 00:39:48,736 --> 00:39:51,274 I'm telling you now, straight up, we're gonna tour America. 691 00:39:51,363 --> 00:39:53,819 - Nice one. - Are you serious? 692 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:56,991 I've just told you, straight up, we're gonna tour America. 693 00:39:57,076 --> 00:39:59,650 - Oh, come on! - Fucking hell, boys! 694 00:39:59,746 --> 00:40:02,782 Fucking cheers. We're going to the US of A. 695 00:40:02,874 --> 00:40:03,787 Cheers. 696 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,666 Can't fucking believe it. 697 00:40:05,752 --> 00:40:07,375 I thought you'd like that, boys. 698 00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:09,750 Are we gonna be staying in, like, top-class hotels and... 699 00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:12,245 You're in knocking shops and I'm in five-star hotels. 700 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,747 Suits me fine! 701 00:40:14,842 --> 00:40:16,420 I think we did better there, mate. 702 00:40:16,511 --> 00:40:19,629 I think I'd better rework that. 703 00:40:20,764 --> 00:40:22,175 Around! 704 00:40:26,187 --> 00:40:29,223 Go left! Go left! 705 00:40:31,775 --> 00:40:33,566 Go left! 706 00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:36,902 Come by! 707 00:40:36,988 --> 00:40:39,740 Peter, I won't interrupt your flow. 708 00:40:39,824 --> 00:40:42,066 Go left. 709 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,404 I am doing, obviously. 710 00:40:43,494 --> 00:40:45,783 - No, you're all right. - Right. Why a duck? 711 00:40:45,871 --> 00:40:49,868 He just started, you know, er,... ... and he just started, er... 712 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:53,042 Ooh, he was... he was... he was biting ankles. 713 00:40:53,127 --> 00:40:56,127 Er, but it... it don't harm 'em, not like if a dog did it, you know. 714 00:40:56,213 --> 00:40:58,206 Right, yeah. Extraordinary. 715 00:40:58,298 --> 00:41:00,707 - Unbelievable. - Right. 716 00:41:00,802 --> 00:41:02,344 - Have a go. - Right, OK. 717 00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:06,557 - What do I do? What do I say? - Well, "Go left. " 718 00:41:06,641 --> 00:41:09,261 - And then do what? - Just shout. 719 00:41:09,351 --> 00:41:10,216 Shout what? 720 00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:12,386 - "Go left. " - Oh, shout "Go left. " 721 00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:15,433 Go left! Go left! 722 00:41:16,108 --> 00:41:18,065 - See? - That's remarkable. 723 00:41:18,151 --> 00:41:20,273 I've not quite got the command of the, er... 724 00:41:20,361 --> 00:41:21,903 Whistle. 725 00:41:23,822 --> 00:41:25,861 Aye. 726 00:41:25,949 --> 00:41:28,866 - Can't do it that well. Go on, then. - Go left! 727 00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:32,652 Stick to what you're good at. Unless you're a duck, then branch out. 728 00:41:46,343 --> 00:41:47,921 Ian. 729 00:41:48,304 --> 00:41:50,343 - How are you? - All right. 730 00:41:51,515 --> 00:41:54,552 - Is he in? - No, no, he's at Granada. 731 00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:57,846 I've got a spliff going. Gonna come in? 732 00:41:57,937 --> 00:42:00,723 Nah. I can't. Gotta get back. 733 00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:02,853 Cheers. 734 00:42:02,941 --> 00:42:05,064 That's fantastic news about America. 735 00:42:05,152 --> 00:42:07,440 Yeah, it's good. I'm looking forward to it. 736 00:42:07,528 --> 00:42:08,809 I'm really chuffed. 737 00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:12,949 I'm bored. You could stay with me for a little while. 738 00:42:15,369 --> 00:42:17,826 No, I've gotta go. I'll catch him later. 739 00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:19,990 All right. I'll tell him you called. 740 00:42:23,711 --> 00:42:25,122 Er,... 741 00:42:25,338 --> 00:42:28,422 - ... send you a postcard, yeah? - Yeah, do, that'd be great. 742 00:42:28,508 --> 00:42:30,334 "Wish you were here. " 743 00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,384 Debbie? 744 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,410 So... 745 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,739 ...your car's kaput. 746 00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,617 And your girlfriend is gone. 747 00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:12,000 When thine house they have sold... 748 00:43:17,635 --> 00:43:19,792 Aber wirklich nicht. 749 00:43:20,136 --> 00:43:21,631 Prost. 750 00:43:22,222 --> 00:43:23,764 Prost. 751 00:44:03,385 --> 00:44:05,045 - ... all the buildings or whatever. - Mm-hm. 752 00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:08,470 What I'll do is, apart from asking you any anecdotes about town criers,... 753 00:44:08,557 --> 00:44:10,431 ...I'll say "How is it relevant today... " 754 00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:12,842 - Tony. - And not just being for tourists... 755 00:44:12,936 --> 00:44:14,430 - Can I just have a word? - Yes. 756 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,810 - The office have just called. - Right? 757 00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:18,938 Ian Curtis has died. 758 00:44:20,234 --> 00:44:23,935 - What d'you... What d'you mean? - He's hanged himself. 759 00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:26,816 He was found at his home this morning. 760 00:44:26,907 --> 00:44:29,148 - Are you joking? - No. 761 00:44:30,243 --> 00:44:32,449 - I'm sorry. - Well... 762 00:44:34,163 --> 00:44:36,239 He's dead? 763 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:37,618 Yeah. 764 00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:42,875 What a stupid bloody bugger. 765 00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:50,508 Sorry about this, mate. 766 00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:56,214 It's a... friend of mine. 767 00:44:58,436 --> 00:45:00,476 Ian Curtis,... 768 00:45:00,563 --> 00:45:02,187 ...lead singer... 769 00:45:02,272 --> 00:45:05,059 ...of Joy Division,... 770 00:45:05,150 --> 00:45:08,234 ...has died... today! 771 00:45:10,905 --> 00:45:12,901 Oyey! 772 00:45:14,675 --> 00:45:16,098 Oyey! 773 00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:18,244 It's really beautiful. 774 00:45:18,329 --> 00:45:20,901 Oyey! 775 00:45:20,997 --> 00:45:23,405 Ian Curtis,... 776 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,078 ...writer of... 777 00:45:25,169 --> 00:45:28,669 ...Love Will Tear Us Apart,... 778 00:45:28,756 --> 00:45:31,081 - ... has died today! - I like it. 779 00:45:31,175 --> 00:45:33,167 - Do you? - Yeah, I do. 780 00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,389 Oyey! 781 00:45:37,471 --> 00:45:40,805 If you listen to Ian's music and you know he killed himself,... 782 00:45:40,891 --> 00:45:45,054 ...then you probably imagine some very dark, depressive figure. 783 00:45:45,145 --> 00:45:48,099 A... prophet of urban decay and alienation. 784 00:45:48,189 --> 00:45:51,024 But I have some wonderful memories of him,... 785 00:45:51,109 --> 00:45:54,893 ...such as the very last Factory night at the Russell Club. 786 00:45:55,696 --> 00:45:57,356 # Louie, Louie 787 00:45:57,447 --> 00:45:59,487 # Whoa 788 00:45:59,575 --> 00:46:00,950 # We gotta go 789 00:46:01,034 --> 00:46:03,491 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 790 00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:05,122 # Louie, Louie 791 00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:07,332 # Whoa 792 00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:08,447 # We gotta go 793 00:46:09,585 --> 00:46:10,960 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 794 00:46:11,044 --> 00:46:13,749 Pogo like a bastard! 795 00:46:31,271 --> 00:46:32,978 # Louie, Louie 796 00:46:33,063 --> 00:46:34,344 # Whoa 797 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,682 # We gotta go 798 00:46:36,775 --> 00:46:38,816 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 799 00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:40,813 # Louie, Louie 800 00:46:41,281 --> 00:46:42,230 # Whoa 801 00:46:42,324 --> 00:46:44,730 # We gotta go 802 00:46:44,825 --> 00:46:46,236 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 803 00:46:56,001 --> 00:46:57,460 # Louie, Louie 804 00:47:00,214 --> 00:47:02,253 # We gotta go 805 00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:03,455 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 806 00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:05,210 Fuck off! 807 00:47:20,817 --> 00:47:22,893 Mr Wilson. 808 00:47:22,985 --> 00:47:26,022 Tony, hi. I know this isn't a very good time... 809 00:47:26,113 --> 00:47:29,316 ...but I've made a tape of me singing Joy Division songs. 810 00:47:29,407 --> 00:47:32,360 - You probably need a singer... - Don't hang about, do you? 811 00:47:32,451 --> 00:47:36,116 - Tony. Can you give this to him? - I've been practising the dance... 812 00:47:36,205 --> 00:47:39,490 - I'll make sure he gets that. - Yeah, but... he meant a lot to us. 813 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:41,042 - All right, mate. - Mr Wilson! 814 00:47:41,127 --> 00:47:44,210 It's not the time for autographs but thanks for coming... 815 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,039 Tony. Tony. 816 00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:47,506 Michael. Michael, what are you doing here? 817 00:47:47,590 --> 00:47:50,876 I'm not here as a journalist, I'm just... I'm mourning. I'm gutted. 818 00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,092 Well, you... You are gonna write about it, though? 819 00:47:53,179 --> 00:47:55,387 - Oh, I don't think I can. - Yes, you must. You have to. 820 00:47:55,474 --> 00:47:57,881 - Come in. It's good that you're here. - Is that all right? 821 00:47:58,017 --> 00:47:59,844 Aye, well... 822 00:48:01,855 --> 00:48:03,478 It's good that you're here. 823 00:48:06,441 --> 00:48:08,148 How you doing? 824 00:48:08,234 --> 00:48:10,606 Hello. All right, mate. 825 00:48:11,696 --> 00:48:14,566 - How you doing, darling? - Can't believe it. 826 00:48:15,491 --> 00:48:17,531 Good to see you. 827 00:48:18,369 --> 00:48:20,776 - I want you to write the book. - Whoa! 828 00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:23,196 You're the right person in the right place. You should do it. 829 00:48:23,290 --> 00:48:26,908 - It's just so soon, Tony, it's sad. - It's historic. It's historic. 830 00:48:27,002 --> 00:48:29,078 Come on, this is... this is where your book should start. 831 00:48:29,171 --> 00:48:31,080 - Right. - Where it should start. 832 00:48:31,173 --> 00:48:32,916 All right? 833 00:48:33,008 --> 00:48:36,922 - Didn't realise you were here. - Hi, Tony. How you doing? 834 00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:40,381 Er,... this is Ian's gran. 835 00:48:40,764 --> 00:48:42,472 - Oh. - Tony Wilson. 836 00:48:42,558 --> 00:48:45,013 Thanks for all you did. 837 00:48:45,101 --> 00:48:48,268 I've seen you on the telly. You always look so smart. 838 00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:50,394 Come on, let's go and get a cup of tea, shall we? 839 00:48:58,238 --> 00:49:02,106 That is the musical equivalent of Che Guevara. 840 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:09,454 I'm gonna go. 841 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:13,618 - Why? - I just don't feel, you know... 842 00:49:13,712 --> 00:49:17,080 I'll, erm... I'll speak to you. Bye. 843 00:49:17,173 --> 00:49:19,794 - Take it all in. - Yeah. 844 00:49:19,966 --> 00:49:21,674 #... find it easy 845 00:49:23,386 --> 00:49:26,091 # Aching to see 846 00:49:27,766 --> 00:49:30,257 # Walking on air 847 00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:37,520 # Hunting by the rivers, through the streets, every corner 848 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,351 Bye, son. 849 00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:43,105 # Abandoned too soon 850 00:49:43,988 --> 00:49:47,109 # Set down with due care 851 00:49:48,828 --> 00:49:51,579 # Don't walk away 852 00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:55,495 # In silence 853 00:49:57,042 --> 00:49:59,747 # Don't walk away # 854 00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:44,701 Don't beat about the bush, Lindsay. 855 00:50:44,794 --> 00:50:48,044 I'm gonna ask you a straight question and I want a straight answer. Right? 856 00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,289 Give me the dignity of that. 857 00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,708 Are you leaving me? 858 00:50:52,802 --> 00:50:54,213 Yes. 859 00:50:55,096 --> 00:50:57,135 Bad energy around here now. 860 00:50:57,222 --> 00:51:01,006 Well, what does that mean, bad energy? What the fuck does that...? 861 00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:03,309 Energy? You don't know what energy is. 862 00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:06,431 - That is late 20th-century hokum... - Don't say another word. 863 00:51:06,523 --> 00:51:09,607 - ... masquerading... as spirituality. - Shut up. Shut up. 864 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,813 Don't... Don't... Don't touch me. 865 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:18,107 That is the last time you will ever touch me. 866 00:51:18,201 --> 00:51:20,441 - All right. - Ever. 867 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:25,496 No... All right, that is the last time you will ever touch me. 868 00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:30,832 I'm asking you really nicely. 869 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,081 Please... 870 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,213 Please don't leave me. 871 00:51:42,181 --> 00:51:44,849 Oh, just fuck off. Go. Don't... 872 00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:51,807 - Don't. - Don't leave me. 873 00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:09,987 Right. OK. 874 00:52:10,081 --> 00:52:12,750 Right, thank you, yes. 875 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,660 Fuck off. 876 00:52:20,049 --> 00:52:22,504 This is a low point for me, obviously,... 877 00:52:22,592 --> 00:52:23,837 ...but, er,... 878 00:52:23,927 --> 00:52:27,296 ...I think it was Scott Fitzgerald who said... 879 00:52:27,389 --> 00:52:29,631 ..."American lives don't have second acts. " 880 00:52:29,724 --> 00:52:32,214 Well,... this is Manchester. 881 00:52:32,309 --> 00:52:34,682 We do things differently here. 882 00:52:37,606 --> 00:52:39,895 This is the second act. 883 00:52:52,871 --> 00:52:55,788 Two lickle dicky birds sitting on a wall,... 884 00:52:55,874 --> 00:52:57,865 ...one called Peter and one called Paul. 885 00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,998 Just like you, Louby-Lou,... 886 00:53:00,085 --> 00:53:01,877 ...Turkey-Lurkey... 887 00:53:01,962 --> 00:53:05,212 ...Goosey-Loosey, Henny-Penny. D'you know what I mean? 888 00:53:05,299 --> 00:53:06,959 No. 889 00:53:19,437 --> 00:53:22,686 The history of popular music is like a double helix, OK? 890 00:53:22,773 --> 00:53:24,812 That's two waves that intertwine. 891 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:28,600 So one wave... goes like this,... the other one goes like that,... 892 00:53:28,695 --> 00:53:31,102 ...so you've got two... 893 00:53:31,197 --> 00:53:33,236 ...waves doing that, OK? 894 00:53:33,324 --> 00:53:35,612 Like, one like that and one like that. 895 00:53:35,701 --> 00:53:38,406 Basically, when one musical movement's in the descendant,... 896 00:53:38,496 --> 00:53:39,824 ...another one is in the ascendant. 897 00:53:39,914 --> 00:53:43,662 Right now we're in a kind of a crisscross, a kind of a hiatus,... 898 00:53:43,751 --> 00:53:46,157 ...but the two guys that are gonna be on the crest of the next wave... 899 00:53:46,252 --> 00:53:48,922 ...are Paul and Shaun Ryder. 900 00:53:49,005 --> 00:53:50,796 This is a true incident,... 901 00:53:50,882 --> 00:53:53,587 ...a bit like the hang-gliding, which, remember, works on two levels. 902 00:53:53,676 --> 00:53:55,965 This takes place in 1980,... 903 00:53:56,054 --> 00:53:58,722 ...when Shaun and Paul put rat poison into some bread... 904 00:53:58,806 --> 00:54:01,676 - ... and fed it to 3,000 pigeons. - Rassam, rassam, rassam... 905 00:54:01,767 --> 00:54:04,092 Rick Rastardly, wing-ding,... 906 00:54:04,186 --> 00:54:06,391 ...forever and ever, amen. 907 00:54:06,479 --> 00:54:07,938 Ohhh! Here you go! 908 00:54:08,022 --> 00:54:10,727 - Catch it! - It's down! Ohh! 909 00:54:10,817 --> 00:54:12,145 Ahhh! 910 00:54:13,486 --> 00:54:15,858 Whoo! 911 00:54:15,947 --> 00:54:17,061 Hi-yah! 912 00:54:17,156 --> 00:54:19,149 Obviously it's a reconstruction. 913 00:54:19,242 --> 00:54:22,740 No... pigeons were harmed in the making of this film. 914 00:54:23,203 --> 00:54:26,323 Although there are those that say they're pests. 915 00:54:26,414 --> 00:54:28,241 Rats with wings. 916 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,705 Die! 917 00:54:54,107 --> 00:54:57,309 Fac 51, aka the Hacienda. 918 00:54:59,736 --> 00:55:03,152 Buildings create synergy. They're a focus for creativity. 919 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:07,617 When the Victorians built railways, they didn't just put up Portakabins. 920 00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:10,157 - Jesus Christ. - They went to town. 921 00:55:10,538 --> 00:55:12,863 Listen to the reverberations. Lovely, isn't it? 922 00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:15,329 Sound of... The sound of my voice. 923 00:55:16,461 --> 00:55:19,081 Buildings change... the way people think. 924 00:55:19,171 --> 00:55:20,996 That's how it happened in Renaissance Florence. 925 00:55:21,088 --> 00:55:23,045 Yeah, but this isn't Renaissance Florence,... 926 00:55:23,132 --> 00:55:26,003 ...this is... Dark Ages Manchester. 927 00:55:26,094 --> 00:55:28,585 It's like a fuckin' abattoir. 928 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,055 Tony. 929 00:55:31,183 --> 00:55:33,340 Tickets for tonight. 930 00:55:34,477 --> 00:55:37,892 - Right. Er... - What fuckin' good are they now? 931 00:55:39,023 --> 00:55:41,062 I'm sorry they're a bit late, erm,... 932 00:55:41,150 --> 00:55:43,558 ...thought we might use them as a souvenir or something. 933 00:55:43,652 --> 00:55:46,403 Yeah. That's... Yeah. That's all right. 934 00:55:46,488 --> 00:55:48,813 It's OK, it doesn't matter. We don't... You know. 935 00:55:48,907 --> 00:55:51,148 This will be the number-one invitation. 936 00:55:51,242 --> 00:55:53,531 They didn't hand out tickets for the Sermon on the Mount. 937 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:56,572 People just turned up. They knew it was a good gig. 938 00:55:56,662 --> 00:56:00,114 So how much has come out in total from our music budget? 939 00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:01,916 700 grand. 940 00:56:04,797 --> 00:56:07,466 Well, goodbye. We obviously have nothing in common. 941 00:56:08,342 --> 00:56:12,469 I'm a genius, you're fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. 942 00:56:12,553 --> 00:56:14,961 You don't deserve to see me again. 943 00:56:17,058 --> 00:56:18,469 Martin? 944 00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:25,971 - Nice, though, isn't it? - Fantastic, mate. 945 00:56:27,859 --> 00:56:29,519 # A da da da da 946 00:56:29,611 --> 00:56:31,816 # Ra da da da da... # 947 00:56:31,904 --> 00:56:36,446 May 21st 1982. The night the Hacienda opened. 948 00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:38,276 Everyone wanted to play. 949 00:56:38,368 --> 00:56:40,860 ...Bowie, Queen, the Stones. 950 00:56:40,955 --> 00:56:44,205 I chose A Certain Ratio because they were my band. 951 00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:46,330 And that was the point of the Hacienda. 952 00:56:46,418 --> 00:56:50,000 It was a place for people we knew, people we could trust. 953 00:56:50,088 --> 00:56:53,872 I can't believe this. They have totally betrayed us here. 954 00:56:53,967 --> 00:56:56,125 What a fucking joke! 955 00:56:57,386 --> 00:57:00,755 Oh, I dunno, Rob. You know,... it might work. 956 00:57:00,848 --> 00:57:03,006 Has there ever been a Wythenshawe jazz band? 957 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,472 - No, there hasn't, thank fucking God. - No, let me tell you, right. 958 00:57:05,561 --> 00:57:08,596 Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. 959 00:57:08,687 --> 00:57:12,981 Jazz musicians enjoy themselves far more than anyone listening to 'em. 960 00:57:13,066 --> 00:57:14,810 It's like theatre. 961 00:57:14,901 --> 00:57:17,439 It's what you do when you can't get a gig. 962 00:57:17,529 --> 00:57:19,523 It's one down from Celebrity Squares. 963 00:57:24,578 --> 00:57:27,116 Excellent, well done. Very good, very good. 964 00:57:27,205 --> 00:57:30,040 - So where... So where is everyone? - There you go. 965 00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:31,916 - Erm... - We had 100 on the guest list. 966 00:57:32,002 --> 00:57:34,836 You were at the Sex Pistols gig. How many people were in the audience? 967 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,590 - There was about 40. - Right. And it was history. 968 00:57:37,673 --> 00:57:40,591 Yeah, but there's only 30 here tonight. 969 00:57:40,676 --> 00:57:42,799 Exactly, exactly. 970 00:57:42,887 --> 00:57:45,043 The smaller the attendance, the bigger the history. 971 00:57:45,137 --> 00:57:47,675 There were 12 people at the Last Supper,... 972 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:50,172 ...half a dozen at Kitty Hawk. 973 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:53,102 Archimedes was on his own in the bath. 974 00:58:00,152 --> 00:58:03,236 Pick on someone your own size... or maybe not. 975 00:58:03,322 --> 00:58:04,946 We're here at Chester Zoo... 976 00:58:05,032 --> 00:58:07,949 ...to see a bath-time version of David and Goliath. 977 00:58:15,917 --> 00:58:18,490 It's, er, a bit of a mammoth task... 978 00:58:18,586 --> 00:58:21,538 ...for, erm,... a young chap like yourself. 979 00:58:21,629 --> 00:58:23,372 - Yeah. - Is, erm... 980 00:58:23,464 --> 00:58:26,631 Is this, er... Now, this isn't your normal job, is it? 981 00:58:26,717 --> 00:58:28,757 No, I'm an entertainer. 982 00:58:28,844 --> 00:58:32,344 Right, OK. And, er,... I saw there's a little baby elephant. 983 00:58:32,431 --> 00:58:34,424 Watch yourself there. 984 00:58:34,517 --> 00:58:38,182 There's a... There's a baby elephant. Hello. How do you do? 985 00:58:38,270 --> 00:58:41,355 There's people like that I work with at Granada. 986 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:44,726 Er,... except that... he's a little bit more attractive. 987 00:58:44,819 --> 00:58:49,278 This morning, I was doing a feature on an elephant being washed by a midget. 988 00:58:49,364 --> 00:58:51,072 He was... He was a dwarf. 989 00:58:51,157 --> 00:58:52,817 - It doesn't matter. - Well, it matters to him. 990 00:58:52,909 --> 00:58:55,696 It's... I... Look, I'm a serious journalist, I've got a degree,... 991 00:58:55,787 --> 00:58:58,572 ...get me a proper gig or let's forget we ever met. 992 00:58:58,663 --> 00:59:00,122 Tony, listen. 993 00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:02,779 # Shy, shy Hush, hush, eye to eye # 994 00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:04,334 - What d'you reckon? - Very good, very good. 995 00:59:04,419 --> 00:59:06,162 I'll make you a big star. 996 00:59:06,254 --> 00:59:08,875 - Catch you later! - Right. Don't call me... 997 00:59:08,964 --> 00:59:12,381 You know your problem? You take yourself too seriously. 998 00:59:12,468 --> 00:59:16,762 Yeah. Yes, I do. I take myself veryfucking seriously. 999 00:59:17,598 --> 00:59:20,172 All right, what about a feature on Northwest's tallest man? 1000 00:59:20,268 --> 00:59:21,097 Fuck off! 1001 00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:28,390 # How does it feel To treat me like you do? 1002 00:59:29,025 --> 00:59:32,192 # When you've laid your hands upon me 1003 00:59:32,862 --> 00:59:35,530 # Told me who you are 1004 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:39,032 # I thought I was mistaken 1005 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:43,067 No band ever survives the death of their lead singer. 1006 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,949 So when Joy Division became New Order,... 1007 00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:48,958 ...no-one expected them to succeed. 1008 00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:53,373 As you've no visual imagination, I've done you a mock-up. 1009 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,504 - It's like a floppy disk. - Floppy disk. 1010 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,085 It's fucking brilliant. 1011 00:59:57,176 --> 01:00:00,093 - It's pure, workmanlike, poetic. - It's expensive. 1012 01:00:00,179 --> 01:00:03,014 Four-colour printing,... cut-out gatefold. 1013 01:00:03,098 --> 01:00:04,723 Well, it's fucking beautiful. 1014 01:00:04,808 --> 01:00:07,216 I never count the cost of beauty. You should know that. 1015 01:00:07,311 --> 01:00:10,263 # To say what I need to say 1016 01:00:10,353 --> 01:00:13,687 - Talk to you about these sleeves? - Yeah, sure. 1017 01:00:13,774 --> 01:00:16,525 Have you costed it? Cos I have. 1018 01:00:16,610 --> 01:00:20,690 We lose five pence on every single one of these records that we sell. 1019 01:00:20,781 --> 01:00:23,531 We're gonna sell fuck-all so... it doesn't matter. 1020 01:00:23,616 --> 01:00:26,452 # And I thought I told you to leave me 1021 01:00:27,162 --> 01:00:30,246 # While I walked out to the beach 1022 01:00:30,791 --> 01:00:34,408 # Tell me, how does it feel 1023 01:00:34,502 --> 01:00:35,877 # When your heart grows... # 1024 01:00:35,961 --> 01:00:39,413 Blue Monday became the biggest-selling 12-inch single ever,... 1025 01:00:39,507 --> 01:00:42,211 ...which made loads of money for New Order. 1026 01:00:42,968 --> 01:00:45,754 Not that they saw any of it. 1027 01:00:45,844 --> 01:00:47,303 Because every penny they earned... 1028 01:00:47,387 --> 01:00:50,341 ...was swallowed up by the debts of the Hacienda. 1029 01:01:01,984 --> 01:01:03,527 Thank you. 1030 01:01:03,611 --> 01:01:05,023 Bravo. 1031 01:01:09,034 --> 01:01:10,693 Vini... 1032 01:01:10,785 --> 01:01:12,824 What do you want? 1033 01:01:13,413 --> 01:01:16,532 Erm,... I'll... I'll have a Coke, please. Thank you. 1034 01:01:16,624 --> 01:01:19,080 Coke, and a... gin and tonic. 1035 01:01:20,461 --> 01:01:24,160 - How was that? - It was great. It was wonderful. 1036 01:01:24,255 --> 01:01:26,413 It's great, it's just... 1037 01:01:26,507 --> 01:01:28,546 I love it, I love it. 1038 01:01:29,343 --> 01:01:31,170 - Tuesday night. - Yeah. 1039 01:01:32,346 --> 01:01:35,216 We need to have a rethink of our strategy. 1040 01:01:35,306 --> 01:01:37,548 You know, what... whatever... Whatever we achieve,... 1041 01:01:37,642 --> 01:01:40,678 ...the important thing to remember is that you... 1042 01:01:40,770 --> 01:01:43,938 ...you know, you make... wonderful music. 1043 01:01:44,024 --> 01:01:45,767 Great. 1044 01:01:50,697 --> 01:01:54,280 Spare 20 pence, mate, please? Cup of tea. 1045 01:01:55,452 --> 01:01:56,827 There you go. Keep that. 1046 01:01:56,911 --> 01:01:57,858 Ta, mate. 1047 01:01:57,952 --> 01:02:00,360 I'm Boethius, author of The Consolation of Philosophy. 1048 01:02:01,414 --> 01:02:04,783 It's my belief that history is a wheel. 1049 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:08,033 "Inconstancy is my very essence" says the wheel. 1050 01:02:08,129 --> 01:02:10,251 "Rise up on my spokes if you like... 1051 01:02:10,338 --> 01:02:14,170 ...but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. " 1052 01:02:14,259 --> 01:02:17,710 "Good times pass away but then so do the bad. " 1053 01:02:17,804 --> 01:02:22,383 "Mutability is our tragedy but it's also our hope. " 1054 01:02:22,601 --> 01:02:27,179 "The worst of times, like the best, are always passin' away. " 1055 01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:30,893 I know. 1056 01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:33,437 I know. 1057 01:02:34,152 --> 01:02:36,643 And finally, there were sightings last night... 1058 01:02:36,738 --> 01:02:38,777 of an unidentified flying object... 1059 01:02:38,865 --> 01:02:41,403 ...over the Little Hulton district of Manchester. 1060 01:02:41,493 --> 01:02:44,862 Apparently the aliens flew low over the district and then disappeared,... 1061 01:02:44,954 --> 01:02:46,993 ...which is... kind of understandable. 1062 01:02:47,081 --> 01:02:50,781 If you're listening, spacemen, next time you might wanna try Marple. 1063 01:02:50,876 --> 01:02:53,414 Just don't land on my house. Good night. 1064 01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:09,058 Fuckin' hell! 1065 01:03:11,395 --> 01:03:12,805 # Hallelujah 1066 01:03:13,355 --> 01:03:15,513 # Hallelujah, hallelujah 1067 01:03:15,607 --> 01:03:17,648 # Hallelujah 1068 01:03:17,949 --> 01:03:19,851 # Hallelujah 1069 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,146 # Hallelujah 1070 01:03:22,238 --> 01:03:24,645 # Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah # 1071 01:03:29,245 --> 01:03:32,530 Every great band needs its own special chemistry... 1072 01:03:32,623 --> 01:03:34,746 ...and Bez was a great chemist. 1073 01:03:34,834 --> 01:03:38,783 Could I offer anybody, like, the best drug experience they've ever had? 1074 01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:42,376 His favourite chemical was ecstasy. 1075 01:03:42,466 --> 01:03:45,502 # 24 hour party people 1076 01:03:46,635 --> 01:03:50,004 # Plastic face, can't smile The whiteout 1077 01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,422 # With the 24 hour party people 1078 01:03:53,559 --> 01:03:56,346 # Plastic face, can't smile The whiteout 1079 01:03:56,437 --> 01:03:57,550 # You cannot beat 'em # 1080 01:03:57,645 --> 01:03:59,554 Whoa! Stop! Stop! 1081 01:03:59,647 --> 01:04:01,770 Shut the fuck... 1082 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:06,150 I first saw them at the Battle of the Bands at the Hacienda. 1083 01:04:06,237 --> 01:04:09,321 They came last but I signed them anyway. 1084 01:04:09,406 --> 01:04:12,242 - All right, lads. - I'm gettin' in the front. 1085 01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,441 No, you're not. 1086 01:04:13,536 --> 01:04:15,612 Here y'are, get the... get the gear in the back first. 1087 01:04:15,705 --> 01:04:19,370 It's dance music and it's rock music. It's got that kind of, er... 1088 01:04:19,459 --> 01:04:22,661 It's got that indie sound, that indie guitar sound,... 1089 01:04:22,753 --> 01:04:25,503 ...and it's got the kind of "whacka-whacka" wah-wah thing. 1090 01:04:25,588 --> 01:04:27,664 - Yeah. - It's soulful and it's rocky. 1091 01:04:27,757 --> 01:04:31,422 It's got the rawness of rock and it's got this soulful feel to it. 1092 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:34,795 Give him an example of your lyrics. Listen to this. Go on. Just anything. 1093 01:04:34,888 --> 01:04:36,382 Good, good, good. 1094 01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:37,967 Good, good, double good. 1095 01:04:38,725 --> 01:04:40,801 That is fucking horrible. 1096 01:04:40,894 --> 01:04:43,017 Shaun's lyrics on a good day... 1097 01:04:43,104 --> 01:04:47,849 ...are on... par with... WB Yeats on... on an average day. 1098 01:04:48,901 --> 01:04:51,856 I've got some sweet and sour over there you can have. 1099 01:04:51,946 --> 01:04:53,489 Shall we do a song, then? 1100 01:04:53,573 --> 01:04:56,278 - Let's do it, man. Come on, Horse. - What, now? 1101 01:04:56,367 --> 01:04:59,118 We've gotta go. Come on, Bez. Comin' in? 1102 01:04:59,203 --> 01:05:02,368 - No, stay here. What's the point? - He adds to the fuckin' vibe. 1103 01:05:02,455 --> 01:05:04,033 He's not in the fucking band. 1104 01:05:04,123 --> 01:05:05,701 # You don't want that face 1105 01:05:05,792 --> 01:05:08,543 # Because the bones stick out 1106 01:05:08,628 --> 01:05:10,916 It's... I think it's top. 1107 01:05:11,004 --> 01:05:13,460 Someone's out of tune. 1108 01:05:13,632 --> 01:05:16,752 # My freaky dancing's just coolin' us in # 1109 01:05:18,762 --> 01:05:22,046 - Can you stop? - What you fuckin' stoppin' for?! 1110 01:05:22,139 --> 01:05:25,306 - Somebody's outta tune. - Who's outta tune? 1111 01:05:25,393 --> 01:05:27,931 - Fuckin' not me. - Barney's outta tune. 1112 01:05:28,021 --> 01:05:30,393 - Mark, can you give me an E? - Yeah, yeah, Bez is your man, mate. 1113 01:05:30,482 --> 01:05:32,938 He'll sort you out! 1114 01:05:33,692 --> 01:05:35,684 He wants an E. 1115 01:05:35,777 --> 01:05:39,525 - Yeah, that'll tune you in, Barney. - That'll take you right in, mate. 1116 01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:42,650 The stage, Bez! 1117 01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:43,738 Come on, Bez! 1118 01:05:44,994 --> 01:05:46,404 What you fuckin' doin'? 1119 01:05:46,495 --> 01:05:48,452 That is dance music. To me, that is dance music. 1120 01:05:48,539 --> 01:05:50,282 Well, no-one's dancing. 1121 01:05:50,374 --> 01:05:52,746 - Bez, come on, man. - Twat. 1122 01:05:53,919 --> 01:05:55,294 What the fuck you doin', man? 1123 01:05:55,379 --> 01:05:57,537 Shut up, fucking Horse. Play your banjo, man. 1124 01:05:57,630 --> 01:06:00,465 This is Bez. 1125 01:06:04,053 --> 01:06:07,672 # When he came out of the lock-up 1126 01:06:07,766 --> 01:06:10,173 # Said "I'm looking for something better" 1127 01:06:11,893 --> 01:06:14,515 # And he made his shock announcement 1128 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:18,649 4,000 years ago, the Egyptians built the very first canal. 1129 01:06:18,734 --> 01:06:21,650 #... backed down, backed off 1130 01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:27,234 The first canal in Britain was built by the Romans: 1131 01:06:27,324 --> 01:06:28,819 ...the Fosse Dyke in Lincoln. 1132 01:06:28,909 --> 01:06:32,444 # He said "I'm wealthy enough not to do this no more" 1133 01:06:32,538 --> 01:06:34,411 # And he made it all known 1134 01:06:34,497 --> 01:06:37,617 This is the Rochdale Canal, built in 1804,... 1135 01:06:37,709 --> 01:06:40,282 ...when Manchester was the greatest industrial city in the world. 1136 01:06:40,378 --> 01:06:42,538 #... palm out 1137 01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:48,300 # And she said "Don't know if I should" 1138 01:06:48,385 --> 01:06:54,139 And their neglect mirrors the decline of post-war industrial Britain. 1139 01:06:54,224 --> 01:06:56,894 #... at first it was a yes 1140 01:06:56,977 --> 01:07:00,559 # And then a no, then yes # 1141 01:07:06,569 --> 01:07:09,107 Suddenly, everything came together. 1142 01:07:09,197 --> 01:07:10,571 ...the music, the dancing,... 1143 01:07:10,655 --> 01:07:13,146 ...the drugs, the venue, the city. 1144 01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:18,745 I was proved right. Manchester was like Renaissance Florence. 1145 01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:21,618 Mike Pickering was right. you don't need bands in a club. 1146 01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:24,080 Shaun Ryder was right. New Order were right. 1147 01:07:24,169 --> 01:07:26,576 We all came together. 1148 01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,710 Everyone came to the Hacienda. 1149 01:07:28,798 --> 01:07:29,912 It was our cathedral. 1150 01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:33,459 # He wears a sleeping bag as his vest 1151 01:07:33,552 --> 01:07:36,718 # And he's getting too bothered 1152 01:07:38,014 --> 01:07:41,597 # About the spots on his chest 1153 01:07:41,684 --> 01:07:43,761 # Chest, chest... # 1154 01:07:43,853 --> 01:07:47,221 Manchester. birthplace to the railways,... 1155 01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:48,595 ...computer,... 1156 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,730 ...the bouncing bomb. 1157 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:56,067 And tonight something equally as epoch-making is taking place. 1158 01:07:56,156 --> 01:07:59,157 See? 1159 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,913 They're applauding... the DJ. 1160 01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:09,533 Not the music, not the musician, not the creator,... 1161 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,666 ...but... the medium. 1162 01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,207 This is it. 1163 01:08:14,297 --> 01:08:16,788 The birth of rave culture. 1164 01:08:16,883 --> 01:08:18,923 The beatification of the beat. 1165 01:08:19,010 --> 01:08:20,421 The dance age. 1166 01:08:20,512 --> 01:08:24,010 This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. 1167 01:08:24,098 --> 01:08:26,137 Welcome to Madchester. 1168 01:08:45,493 --> 01:08:48,908 I have with me a very special new friend of mine,... 1169 01:08:48,996 --> 01:08:50,538 ...Mr Peter Duff,... 1170 01:08:50,622 --> 01:08:52,662 ...who worked on the canals not just in this century... 1171 01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:55,241 ...but, can you believe it, in the last one. 1172 01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:57,328 - Peter... - Mm-hm? 1173 01:08:57,421 --> 01:08:59,543 The canals. How many years ago is that... 1174 01:08:59,630 --> 01:09:03,877 What... What year was it that you started working on the canals? 1175 01:09:03,968 --> 01:09:05,712 1900. 1176 01:09:05,803 --> 01:09:07,547 - 1900, right. - Yeah. 1177 01:09:07,638 --> 01:09:10,591 On the cusp... the cusp of a new... a new age. 1178 01:09:10,682 --> 01:09:11,631 Mm-hm. 1179 01:09:11,725 --> 01:09:14,975 What do you remember about, er, the canals in those days? 1180 01:09:15,062 --> 01:09:17,303 Very little. 1181 01:09:17,397 --> 01:09:19,271 - Very little? - Yeah. 1182 01:09:19,358 --> 01:09:20,733 Peaceful. 1183 01:09:20,817 --> 01:09:22,275 - Peaceful? - Yes. 1184 01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,396 I don't think... I don't think we're gonna be able to use much of that. 1185 01:09:25,488 --> 01:09:26,650 D'you want... I mean... 1186 01:09:26,739 --> 01:09:30,155 The chap's... barely standing. D'you... 1187 01:09:33,746 --> 01:09:36,070 # But Lowry didn't care much anyway 1188 01:09:36,164 --> 01:09:38,204 - All right, Tony? - OK? 1189 01:09:39,626 --> 01:09:42,792 # They said he just paints cats and dogs 1190 01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:46,212 # And matchstalk men in boots and clogs 1191 01:09:46,298 --> 01:09:49,962 # And Lowry said that's just the way they'll stay 1192 01:09:51,428 --> 01:09:53,551 # And he painted matchstalk men... 1193 01:09:53,639 --> 01:09:55,548 - You all right, Tony? How's it going? - Great. Wonderful. 1194 01:09:55,641 --> 01:09:56,803 Thought we'd get the kids in... 1195 01:09:56,892 --> 01:09:58,219 This is in the Mondays' video? 1196 01:09:58,309 --> 01:10:01,096 - Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be it. - But that's Brian and Michael. 1197 01:10:01,187 --> 01:10:02,978 Yeah, I know, but they've not actually finished the single yet. 1198 01:10:03,064 --> 01:10:05,187 The single was supposed to be done two weeks ago. 1199 01:10:05,274 --> 01:10:08,192 Yeah, but you know what he's like, he's always a bit slow, the producer. 1200 01:10:08,277 --> 01:10:09,902 Why, who... who's producing this? 1201 01:10:09,987 --> 01:10:11,529 Martin Hannett. 1202 01:10:11,613 --> 01:10:13,855 Oh, for fuck's sake! 1203 01:10:13,949 --> 01:10:16,025 Did you not know? 1204 01:10:16,118 --> 01:10:18,406 No, I didn't know. 1205 01:10:18,495 --> 01:10:20,701 Well, anyway, must crack on, get these rehearsals done. 1206 01:10:20,789 --> 01:10:22,697 These are great, the kids are great. 1207 01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:24,368 - Hello. - # So come on down 1208 01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:27,209 # And wear the old flat cap 1209 01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:32,712 # They said "Tell us all about your ways" 1210 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,796 # "And all about... " # 1211 01:10:33,884 --> 01:10:37,050 The last time I'd seen Martin was five years earlier. 1212 01:10:37,137 --> 01:10:39,841 The Hacienda was costing New Order 10,000 pounds a month. 1213 01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,758 None of us had a clue what to do. 1214 01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:43,676 You know broccoli? 1215 01:10:43,768 --> 01:10:45,844 Broccoli, the vegetable? 1216 01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:47,596 Yeah. 1217 01:10:47,688 --> 01:10:49,727 That was, er... 1218 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,856 That was invented by Cubby Broccoli, producer of the James Bond films. 1219 01:10:57,948 --> 01:11:00,521 Little-known fact. It's true. 1220 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,534 It's a crossbred vegetable. 1221 01:11:11,626 --> 01:11:13,453 It's half... cauliflower,... 1222 01:11:13,545 --> 01:11:15,039 - ... half... - What? 1223 01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:16,957 Half, er,... something... a green... 1224 01:11:17,049 --> 01:11:19,255 Half... gr... a... a green thing. 1225 01:11:19,343 --> 01:11:23,090 Half a green thing that I don't know, half a cauliflower. 1226 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,752 And the Broccoli... Cubby Broccoli's family... 1227 01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:29,893 Was inventing... vegetables before they started making movies? 1228 01:11:29,977 --> 01:11:32,053 That's... That was... That bankrolled the Bond films. 1229 01:11:32,146 --> 01:11:34,553 - I don't believe you, Tony. - It's a... That is a fact. 1230 01:11:34,647 --> 01:11:35,846 I don't believe you. 1231 01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:38,348 It's a fact. Look it up, er,... Encyclopaedia Britannica. 1232 01:11:38,443 --> 01:11:41,609 - Where am I gonna look that up? - It's absolute fact, that. 1233 01:11:43,156 --> 01:11:44,983 Jesus! 1234 01:11:47,951 --> 01:11:49,659 Thanks, Martin. 1235 01:11:52,373 --> 01:11:53,783 I'm still waiting. 1236 01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:55,914 - So are we. - Hi, guys. 1237 01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:58,242 - All right, Tone? - Where is the mad professor? 1238 01:11:58,336 --> 01:12:01,041 - Try a bit? - Fuckin' crying in there. 1239 01:12:01,923 --> 01:12:04,248 - Fucking hell. - We can't get fuck-all done. 1240 01:12:04,342 --> 01:12:07,462 - I'm still waiting... - He's fucking enormous. 1241 01:12:07,553 --> 01:12:10,175 ...and it's very fucking boring. 1242 01:12:10,263 --> 01:12:11,971 - He's a mess. He's a fuck... - He's been like this all day. 1243 01:12:12,057 --> 01:12:14,844 I'm gonna stick Bez's maracas up me fucking jacksie. 1244 01:12:14,934 --> 01:12:17,389 He's back in his closet. 1245 01:12:19,063 --> 01:12:21,733 Hello, Hannett, you wanker. 1246 01:12:23,150 --> 01:12:26,270 - Awesome... - Hello, Wilson, wanker! 1247 01:12:27,446 --> 01:12:32,025 I'm trying to get these shower of cunts that masquerade as a band... 1248 01:12:32,118 --> 01:12:34,358 ...to play some fuckin' music,... 1249 01:12:34,452 --> 01:12:37,323 ...which seems to be the greatest, most difficult thing... 1250 01:12:37,414 --> 01:12:39,620 ...I've ever had to do in my fucking life. 1251 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,285 Take it down, Mart, sorry, come on. 1252 01:12:41,376 --> 01:12:44,875 He's calmed down a lot since I last worked with him! 1253 01:12:45,714 --> 01:12:47,123 - Martin... - Fuck off! 1254 01:12:47,214 --> 01:12:49,503 Kickin' off, man. Fuck off... 1255 01:12:49,591 --> 01:12:51,963 You can't threaten me any more, Martin. 1256 01:12:52,051 --> 01:12:54,210 You're a big man but you're out of shape. 1257 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,676 Although you could sit on me. 1258 01:12:56,764 --> 01:12:59,220 I've got something for you. 1259 01:13:05,023 --> 01:13:07,145 # And you were wet 1260 01:13:07,233 --> 01:13:09,605 # But you're getting dryer 1261 01:13:09,694 --> 01:13:13,026 # You used to speak the truth but now you're liar 1262 01:13:15,115 --> 01:13:18,733 # You used to speak the truth but now you're clever 1263 01:13:19,995 --> 01:13:22,284 # Ah-ah-ah 1264 01:13:22,372 --> 01:13:23,285 # Ah-ah 1265 01:13:24,707 --> 01:13:27,079 # Ah-ah-ah 1266 01:13:27,168 --> 01:13:29,206 # Ah-ah 1267 01:13:29,294 --> 01:13:31,666 # Ah-ah-ah 1268 01:13:31,755 --> 01:13:33,083 # Ah-ah 1269 01:13:33,173 --> 01:13:35,378 # And I wrote for luck 1270 01:13:35,466 --> 01:13:37,506 # And they sent me you 1271 01:13:37,594 --> 01:13:39,752 # And I sent for juice 1272 01:13:39,846 --> 01:13:42,882 # You give me poison 1273 01:13:42,974 --> 01:13:44,967 # I ordered a line 1274 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:47,098 # You formed a queue 1275 01:13:47,895 --> 01:13:51,180 # You try anything hard There's nothing else you can do 1276 01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:52,686 # And you were wet 1277 01:13:52,775 --> 01:13:56,309 Turn that porn off. We've got a lady on the bus. 1278 01:13:56,403 --> 01:13:57,779 No, leave it on. 1279 01:13:57,863 --> 01:13:59,985 I think I'm in this one. 1280 01:14:00,073 --> 01:14:01,733 Go on, Roe! 1281 01:14:01,824 --> 01:14:06,366 # You used to speak the truth but now you're clever 1282 01:14:06,453 --> 01:14:08,410 # And when it's hot 1283 01:14:08,497 --> 01:14:10,572 # You start to melt 1284 01:14:11,707 --> 01:14:15,124 # Cos you're not made of cheese You're made of chocolate 1285 01:14:15,212 --> 01:14:18,663 Hey! Pull those curtains to! 1286 01:14:18,757 --> 01:14:21,046 # You tend to crack 1287 01:14:21,134 --> 01:14:24,502 # You keep on piling out not putting back # 1288 01:14:24,595 --> 01:14:27,762 What's up with you? What are you lookin' at me like that for? 1289 01:14:27,848 --> 01:14:30,055 - I'm not lookin' at you. - Yes, you are, you're lookin' at me. 1290 01:14:30,142 --> 01:14:32,135 I was lookin' at Bez. 1291 01:14:32,228 --> 01:14:34,800 You are lookin' at me. What's up with you, are you jealous? 1292 01:14:34,896 --> 01:14:36,141 Jealous of what? I'm not jealous. 1293 01:14:36,231 --> 01:14:38,473 If I wanted you, I could have you right now. 1294 01:14:38,566 --> 01:14:40,392 I'm not jealous of nothin'. 1295 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:45,903 Tony! Sir Anthony, sir! 1296 01:14:45,990 --> 01:14:47,981 Can I interest you in some charleston, sir? 1297 01:14:48,074 --> 01:14:51,610 No, I think cocaine's a suit's drug, it's a destroyer of talent. 1298 01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:52,699 No, thank you. 1299 01:14:52,788 --> 01:14:54,745 We haven't got any fuckin' talent. Roe, chop one out. 1300 01:14:54,832 --> 01:14:57,157 - That's why it's fine for you. - Come on, Tony! 1301 01:14:57,835 --> 01:15:00,621 - You're a very giving person, sir. - Come on, Tone. 1302 01:15:00,712 --> 01:15:01,791 One of us! 1303 01:15:14,641 --> 01:15:18,305 Never judge a book by its cover. You've got a nice cover, by the way. 1304 01:15:18,394 --> 01:15:20,054 First edition, very collectable. 1305 01:15:20,146 --> 01:15:21,308 - Thank you. - Hi, Tony! 1306 01:15:21,397 --> 01:15:23,389 - Hello, love. All right? - Yeah. 1307 01:15:23,481 --> 01:15:26,648 This is Yvette. She's actually Miss United Kingdom,... 1308 01:15:26,735 --> 01:15:28,775 ...but that's not what attracted me to her. 1309 01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:33,608 ...where they do Stars In Their Eyes, erm, interiors of Coronation Street. 1310 01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:35,692 - Hello, love. You all right? - Hi, Tony. 1311 01:15:35,785 --> 01:15:37,944 - Nice to see you. - And you, as ever. 1312 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:40,326 - And what do you do? - How do you mean? 1313 01:15:40,415 --> 01:15:43,120 Well... You know, your job,... here. 1314 01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:45,368 Well, I'm... I'm Tony Wilson. 1315 01:15:46,504 --> 01:15:49,338 - It's a bit chilly. - Pop this... Have this. 1316 01:15:49,423 --> 01:15:51,380 - Put that on. - Oh, thank you. 1317 01:15:51,467 --> 01:15:53,375 You can keep it. It's cashmere. 1318 01:15:53,468 --> 01:15:56,469 - Are you sure? - Course. Least I can do for Miss UK. 1319 01:15:56,554 --> 01:15:58,961 I haven't got a tiara so you'll have to make do with that, sweetheart. 1320 01:15:59,056 --> 01:16:01,760 So, I mean, Granada really is just sort of my hobby. 1321 01:16:01,850 --> 01:16:04,222 Erm, my proper job... Have you heard of the Happy Mondays? 1322 01:16:04,311 --> 01:16:06,138 - Yeah, I love 'em. - I look after them. Factory Records. 1323 01:16:06,230 --> 01:16:08,900 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah, that's my... my label. 1324 01:16:08,983 --> 01:16:11,105 - Er,... New Order? Heard of them? - Yeah. 1325 01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:13,435 Sometimes see them at the Hacienda. Do you know the Hacienda? 1326 01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:15,023 It's fantastic, yeah. 1327 01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:16,394 - I own that nightclub. - Really?! 1328 01:16:16,490 --> 01:16:19,159 Part-owner. If you ever want reduced admission, come and see me. 1329 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,484 Better still, you get in free if you escort me. 1330 01:16:21,578 --> 01:16:23,202 - OK. - I'm flirting, by the way. 1331 01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:24,698 You are, yes. 1332 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,532 It's that obvious? 1333 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:29,743 Don't judge. Piety is a very unattractive quality. 1334 01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:31,792 Flirting is a very natural process,... 1335 01:16:31,878 --> 01:16:33,918 ...she's aware of it, I'm being postmodern,... 1336 01:16:34,005 --> 01:16:36,246 ...before it was fashionable. 1337 01:16:40,719 --> 01:16:43,210 - 'Ey up, Tony. - Hi. 1338 01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:45,760 Hi. 1339 01:17:09,037 --> 01:17:12,701 Being at the Hacienda was like being at the French Revolution. 1340 01:17:12,790 --> 01:17:15,874 Bliss it was that dawn to be alive. 1341 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,415 But to be young was very heaven. 1342 01:17:22,384 --> 01:17:25,337 OK, so I was nearly 40, which isn't really young,... 1343 01:17:25,428 --> 01:17:27,467 ...but these days it isn't that old either... 1344 01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:30,425 ...and Yvette said the age difference didn't bother her. 1345 01:17:31,767 --> 01:17:35,100 # Gotta have house music 1346 01:17:35,186 --> 01:17:37,226 # All night long # 1347 01:17:40,567 --> 01:17:43,602 Oh, story of my life. 1348 01:17:43,694 --> 01:17:46,232 And, by the way, we're still together. 1349 01:17:46,322 --> 01:17:49,690 So, whatever you're thinking, you're wrong. 1350 01:17:51,075 --> 01:17:54,409 D'you know, I think that Shaun Ryder is... 1351 01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:58,363 ...on par with WB Yeats... as a... as a poet. 1352 01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:01,698 - Really? - Ab... Absolutely. Totally. 1353 01:18:01,794 --> 01:18:03,372 Everyone else thinks he's an idiot. 1354 01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:06,914 Shaun! Where the fuck are ya? 1355 01:18:07,008 --> 01:18:09,297 We can't do anythin' without the fuckin' singer! 1356 01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:13,168 Listen, one of you fuckers is gonna have to do it. Get busy, man. 1357 01:18:13,263 --> 01:18:15,552 - I'll sing. - Horse, man, step in, mate. 1358 01:18:15,641 --> 01:18:18,012 - Come on, you're gonna have to do it. - All right, I'll do it. 1359 01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,140 # Won't be no misfit 1360 01:18:20,227 --> 01:18:23,014 # In my household today 1361 01:18:23,104 --> 01:18:27,482 # Pick him all up and send him on his way 1362 01:18:28,276 --> 01:18:30,316 # Do what you're doin' 1363 01:18:30,403 --> 01:18:32,729 # Say what you're sayin' 1364 01:18:33,281 --> 01:18:35,605 # Go where you're goin' 1365 01:18:35,699 --> 01:18:36,649 # Think what you think 1366 01:18:36,743 --> 01:18:39,364 # Sounds good to me # 1367 01:18:42,374 --> 01:18:44,413 Factory believes in artistic freedom. 1368 01:18:45,293 --> 01:18:48,495 And Shaun is an artist but he's also an addict. 1369 01:18:48,587 --> 01:18:51,623 I knew then that choosing Nathan as the new manager of the Mondays... 1370 01:18:51,715 --> 01:18:55,110 ...was not necessarily a good idea. 1371 01:18:55,518 --> 01:18:56,916 Nathan's gonna be our new manager. 1372 01:18:57,011 --> 01:18:59,584 - I'm gonna look after them. - And he does it very well. 1373 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,634 But I wanted Shaun to be happy so I indulged him. 1374 01:19:03,767 --> 01:19:05,973 What you doing? What you doing? 1375 01:19:06,061 --> 01:19:08,896 Oh, God, you're not that out of it, are you? 1376 01:19:08,981 --> 01:19:11,553 I am not a lump of hash. 1377 01:19:11,649 --> 01:19:15,233 I'm in charge of Factory Records... I think. 1378 01:19:16,071 --> 01:19:18,562 They're living legends. Here we go! 1379 01:19:27,373 --> 01:19:29,164 # None of it 1380 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:30,909 # Got a little bit 1381 01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:33,207 # Are you full of shit? 1382 01:19:35,295 --> 01:19:37,751 # Son, I am 30 1383 01:19:38,924 --> 01:19:41,462 # I only went with your mother cos she's dirty 1384 01:19:43,137 --> 01:19:45,972 # And I don't have a decent bone in me 1385 01:19:47,098 --> 01:19:50,763 # What you get is just what you see, yeah 1386 01:19:50,852 --> 01:19:54,186 It's an adventure. it's the Magical Mystery Tour, the Merry Pranksters. 1387 01:19:54,273 --> 01:19:57,357 It's like Scooby Doo, innit? Cos they had a bus, didn't they? 1388 01:19:57,443 --> 01:19:59,233 It is a little bit like Scooby Doo. 1389 01:20:01,321 --> 01:20:04,072 Manchester became the centre of the universe. 1390 01:20:04,157 --> 01:20:06,280 ...the best drugs, the best clothes,... 1391 01:20:06,367 --> 01:20:08,608 ...the best women, the best music,... 1392 01:20:08,702 --> 01:20:11,192 ...the best bands, the best club. 1393 01:20:12,121 --> 01:20:15,288 Suddenly everyone wanted to be from Manchester... 1394 01:20:15,374 --> 01:20:18,494 ...and if you were a Manc, everyone wanted a part of you. 1395 01:20:18,586 --> 01:20:21,373 Tone? Tone? Come in the back for a wabosh, mate? Come on. 1396 01:20:21,464 --> 01:20:23,372 It's all right, I've eaten, thanks. 1397 01:20:24,257 --> 01:20:26,464 - You're looking very beautiful. - He owns the Hacienda. 1398 01:20:26,551 --> 01:20:28,460 - I'm the big guy. - He's the big boss. 1399 01:20:28,553 --> 01:20:31,638 - Oh, yeah? - Well, metaphorically speaking. 1400 01:20:32,141 --> 01:20:34,810 It was like being on a fantastic fairground ride,... 1401 01:20:34,894 --> 01:20:37,977 ...centrifugal forces throwing us wider and wider,... 1402 01:20:38,063 --> 01:20:41,479 ...and it's all right because there's a brilliant machine at the centre... 1403 01:20:41,566 --> 01:20:43,060 ...to bring us back to earth. 1404 01:20:43,151 --> 01:20:46,270 That was Manchester. That was the Hacienda. 1405 01:20:46,487 --> 01:20:48,609 Now, imagine the machine breaks. 1406 01:20:48,696 --> 01:20:51,152 For a while it's even better because you're really flying... 1407 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,316 ...but then... you're fucked... 1408 01:20:53,409 --> 01:20:55,735 ...because nobody beats gravity. 1409 01:20:56,245 --> 01:20:59,116 # You take ten feet back and then stab it 1410 01:20:59,206 --> 01:21:00,534 I'm back! 1411 01:21:00,624 --> 01:21:04,622 What you doin' here? I thought you were in... glamorous fuckin' London. 1412 01:21:04,711 --> 01:21:06,953 # So sack all the needy 1413 01:21:07,048 --> 01:21:09,337 I went to interview Sir Keith Joseph. 1414 01:21:09,467 --> 01:21:12,171 It's very important. He likes to be called Sir Keith. 1415 01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:13,719 His knighthood's important to him. 1416 01:21:14,805 --> 01:21:17,889 They call him the Mad Monk. That's important at the end of the story. 1417 01:21:17,975 --> 01:21:19,255 # I had to crucify somebody today 1418 01:21:19,351 --> 01:21:22,019 I was supposed to get the train, right? 1419 01:21:22,103 --> 01:21:23,596 But I didn't, I drove. OK? 1420 01:21:23,687 --> 01:21:25,810 So I'm driving along, driving really well,... 1421 01:21:25,897 --> 01:21:30,310 ...er, and I end up on this fucking Pennine. 1422 01:21:30,777 --> 01:21:33,446 There you go: a mobile phone. Do you know how to work one? 1423 01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:35,356 Yeah. I've used 'em before. 1424 01:21:35,447 --> 01:21:38,152 And I... I make a phone call on this mobile-phone thing. 1425 01:21:39,493 --> 01:21:42,743 It's like listening to a fucking headache. 1426 01:21:47,668 --> 01:21:50,503 And then... I was walking along a railway line... 1427 01:21:50,587 --> 01:21:52,995 ...and a train goes roaring past. 1428 01:21:56,092 --> 01:21:57,966 And I climbed... onto the train. 1429 01:21:58,052 --> 01:22:00,886 Whoa, whoa! You can't come in here, son. No, no, whoa. 1430 01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:05,347 Er... I... Er... Sorry, do you know who I am? 1431 01:22:05,434 --> 01:22:08,269 Ernie, we've got one here don't know who he is! 1432 01:22:08,353 --> 01:22:10,097 Only kiddin' you. Go on, Tony. Sorry. Go on. 1433 01:22:10,188 --> 01:22:12,643 # Yippee yippee iy-iy ay-ay-ay # 1434 01:22:14,442 --> 01:22:17,811 Anyway, it was meant to be. Comes the hour, comes the man. 1435 01:22:17,903 --> 01:22:21,023 God, fate, events conspired... 1436 01:22:21,115 --> 01:22:24,614 ...to transport me to London cos I was gonna bring down the Government. 1437 01:22:24,702 --> 01:22:28,237 OK, I was late, but it didn't matter cos I had dynamite in my pockets. 1438 01:22:28,331 --> 01:22:29,706 I knew what I was gonna do. 1439 01:22:29,790 --> 01:22:32,327 I was gonna be nice as pie to him, call him Sir Keith,... 1440 01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:34,825 ...ask him about the latest Government policy initiative... 1441 01:22:34,919 --> 01:22:36,329 ...and he was gonna fall apart. 1442 01:22:39,089 --> 01:22:43,087 Hi. Sir Keith Joseph, my humble apologies. 1443 01:22:43,177 --> 01:22:46,094 I'm Anthony, by the way. 1444 01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,848 Anth-ony. 1445 01:22:48,931 --> 01:22:52,051 Er, medieval rather than classical. 1446 01:22:52,143 --> 01:22:56,307 Yes, Anthony of Pa... Padua. That's who I'm named after. 1447 01:22:56,397 --> 01:22:57,939 - Saint... Saint Anthony. - Mm-hm. 1448 01:22:58,024 --> 01:23:00,182 Er, Saint Anthony. Yes, er... 1449 01:23:00,276 --> 01:23:02,565 He was a monk, funnily enough. 1450 01:23:02,654 --> 01:23:04,480 Funny? 1451 01:23:04,572 --> 01:23:06,814 In what way, funny? 1452 01:23:06,908 --> 01:23:08,401 Well, you know,... 1453 01:23:08,492 --> 01:23:10,235 ..."Brother Keith. " 1454 01:23:10,327 --> 01:23:11,406 You must know. 1455 01:23:12,078 --> 01:23:15,612 Brother? 1456 01:23:16,207 --> 01:23:19,042 I'm not a trade unionist, Mr Wilson. 1457 01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:21,878 No, no... No, but, you know, the whole monk thing... 1458 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:27,331 The Mad Monk. That's... That's what they call you, isn't it? 1459 01:23:27,425 --> 01:23:29,548 Well, you are a mad bastard. 1460 01:23:29,636 --> 01:23:31,925 Did I say that out loud? 1461 01:23:32,013 --> 01:23:33,922 You know your trouble,... Tony? 1462 01:23:34,808 --> 01:23:36,846 You don't know what you are. 1463 01:23:38,144 --> 01:23:42,723 I fucking know what you are but you don't know what you are. 1464 01:23:42,816 --> 01:23:45,484 My curiosity's got the better of me, Rob,... 1465 01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,606 ...tell me, what am I? 1466 01:23:48,611 --> 01:23:50,189 You're a cunt. 1467 01:23:51,948 --> 01:23:55,151 Well, I... I knew that, you see. That was something I did know. 1468 01:23:56,744 --> 01:23:58,488 Timing is everything. 1469 01:23:58,579 --> 01:24:01,283 When we built the Hacienda, it was too soon. 1470 01:24:01,373 --> 01:24:04,125 When we built the Factory office, it was too late. 1471 01:24:04,209 --> 01:24:07,993 It did, however, have a zinc roof, which was very, very cool. 1472 01:24:08,088 --> 01:24:11,089 Even though you could only see it if you were in a helicopter. 1473 01:24:11,757 --> 01:24:16,219 At last, Factory has... a proper office. 1474 01:24:20,934 --> 01:24:22,475 It's MDF. 1475 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:24,302 It's made of MDF. 1476 01:24:24,394 --> 01:24:26,850 What are all these about? 1477 01:24:26,938 --> 01:24:28,432 How much was it? 1478 01:24:28,523 --> 01:24:30,812 - It's not the materials, Hooky,... - That's brilliant. 1479 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,940 ...you're paying for design. 1480 01:24:33,028 --> 01:24:36,193 Er, I didn't ask about the material, I asked how much it was. 1481 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,237 It was 30 grand... but, er... 1482 01:24:38,324 --> 01:24:40,565 - Did you pick the shape? - It was what? 1483 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:42,782 No, the shape... the shape is something that... 1484 01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:45,195 - 30 grand? - 30 grand? 1485 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:47,116 The point is,... if you go to any London... 1486 01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:49,199 - For a fucking table? - ... any London record company... 1487 01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:51,284 For a fucking table? 1488 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,501 - 30 grand for a fucking table?! - Rob! Rob! 1489 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,463 Are you outta your mind, you dozy... 1490 01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:58,834 Shall we let go of him and shall we not fuckin' do that?! 1491 01:24:58,926 --> 01:25:01,132 - 30 grand for a fuckin' table! - All right, sweetheart? 1492 01:25:01,219 --> 01:25:04,423 - Are you OK? - Yeah, no, no, I'm absolutely fine. 1493 01:25:04,514 --> 01:25:05,795 Rob, sit down. 1494 01:25:05,891 --> 01:25:07,433 - Rob, Rob, Rob... - No, I'm all right. 1495 01:25:07,517 --> 01:25:09,391 Come on! Rob! 1496 01:25:09,478 --> 01:25:13,557 30 grand for a fucking table, you... cunt! 1497 01:25:13,648 --> 01:25:16,851 Will you stop?! For God's sake! 1498 01:25:19,904 --> 01:25:23,901 There was a problem with the Hacienda. It never made any money. 1499 01:25:23,990 --> 01:25:27,193 There were huge crowds and a great atmosphere... 1500 01:25:27,285 --> 01:25:29,610 ...but it was all fuelled by ecstasy, not alcohol. 1501 01:25:30,331 --> 01:25:32,158 And we didn't sell E at the bar. 1502 01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,325 Although we did talk about it. 1503 01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:36,326 We were spending money on the building,... 1504 01:25:36,418 --> 01:25:39,622 ...the staff, the DJs, the sound system... 1505 01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:42,714 ...but most of the money went to the drug dealers. 1506 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:45,884 And guess what? They didn't give the money to us. 1507 01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:49,634 They spent it on clothes, or cars, or restaurants, or houses,... 1508 01:25:49,722 --> 01:25:51,762 ...or girls, or guns. 1509 01:25:52,558 --> 01:25:54,598 Especially guns. 1510 01:26:08,199 --> 01:26:10,238 All right, man? 1511 01:26:14,328 --> 01:26:16,653 Drug dealers are like any other businessmen. 1512 01:26:16,747 --> 01:26:19,073 They like to increase their market share. 1513 01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:22,037 Oi, you little fuckin' pricks, tell your mum I give you this! 1514 01:26:23,878 --> 01:26:26,998 Only suppliers don't tend to undercut each other on prices,... 1515 01:26:27,090 --> 01:26:29,130 ...they just try and get rid of the competition. 1516 01:26:40,436 --> 01:26:43,306 Soon the violence spread to the Hacienda. 1517 01:26:43,397 --> 01:26:45,022 All right, big fella. 1518 01:26:45,107 --> 01:26:48,557 - Everybody pays, even gang members. - Give him a slap. 1519 01:26:48,651 --> 01:26:51,854 He shot him, he shot him! 1520 01:26:52,614 --> 01:26:55,780 Now, this is bad in itself but it's also bad for business. 1521 01:26:55,867 --> 01:26:58,868 When you know someone's carrying a gun it's hard to turn them away,... 1522 01:26:58,953 --> 01:27:02,202 ...so soon there's shootings in the club... 1523 01:27:02,289 --> 01:27:04,744 ...as well as on the door. 1524 01:27:11,423 --> 01:27:14,506 If you've got a lot of drugs and guns in your club... 1525 01:27:14,592 --> 01:27:18,720 ...you're gonna get shut down, so you had to try and control it. 1526 01:27:18,888 --> 01:27:22,257 I took advice from Plutarch's Life Of Caesar,... 1527 01:27:22,350 --> 01:27:25,967 ...where it says "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. " 1528 01:27:26,061 --> 01:27:29,394 The problem is often the solution in a different set of clothes. 1529 01:27:29,481 --> 01:27:31,520 - Tony. - Hiya. Hi. 1530 01:27:33,568 --> 01:27:37,695 In this case we gave the drug dealers the doorman's uniform... 1531 01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:41,065 ...so now we didn't control the door or the drugs. 1532 01:27:41,158 --> 01:27:44,574 - And you as well, love. Come on. - Oh, come on... No, come on, mate. 1533 01:27:44,662 --> 01:27:48,361 - It's not your scene. Come on. - I pay your fuckin' wages, mate. 1534 01:27:48,456 --> 01:27:51,291 - You're on a wind-up, aren't you? - Just fuckin' do one. 1535 01:27:51,376 --> 01:27:53,084 According to William Blake,... 1536 01:27:53,169 --> 01:27:56,205 ..."The road of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom. " 1537 01:27:57,090 --> 01:28:00,421 I was on my way there... in a Jag. 1538 01:28:06,723 --> 01:28:07,968 Hello. 1539 01:28:08,058 --> 01:28:10,181 - Hiya. - Hi. 1540 01:28:10,269 --> 01:28:12,723 - Hello. All right, lad? - Hiya. 1541 01:28:12,812 --> 01:28:14,472 Kiss. 1542 01:28:15,898 --> 01:28:17,807 There's some very unspectacular flowers... 1543 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:19,976 ...and, er,... grapes. 1544 01:28:20,695 --> 01:28:22,734 - Thanks. - Er... 1545 01:28:27,033 --> 01:28:29,359 Nice views. 1546 01:28:29,619 --> 01:28:31,363 Yeah. 1547 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:34,203 Beautiful. 1548 01:28:36,207 --> 01:28:38,164 Trolls! 1549 01:28:38,251 --> 01:28:40,458 I used to have Trolls when I was little. 1550 01:28:40,546 --> 01:28:43,962 - Do they still call them Trolls? - Yeah. 1551 01:28:44,049 --> 01:28:46,967 - I've got you... a mobile phone. - Thanks. 1552 01:28:47,052 --> 01:28:50,171 Mum... Mummy's got a phone and I've got one too, see,... 1553 01:28:50,263 --> 01:28:51,840 ...so it's like a... 1554 01:28:51,931 --> 01:28:54,173 It's like tin cans with string. 1555 01:28:54,267 --> 01:28:56,805 Remem... Remember when we made tin cans with string? 1556 01:28:56,894 --> 01:28:58,519 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1557 01:28:59,522 --> 01:29:01,561 Talk down the end of it. 1558 01:29:02,274 --> 01:29:05,310 Got to go to Martin Hannett's... 1559 01:29:05,402 --> 01:29:07,727 - ... funeral. - Who? 1560 01:29:07,821 --> 01:29:09,861 Martin Hannett. 1561 01:29:09,948 --> 01:29:11,987 Had a heart attack. 1562 01:29:13,074 --> 01:29:14,533 OK. 1563 01:29:14,618 --> 01:29:16,825 I should have found time to tell you earlier,... 1564 01:29:16,912 --> 01:29:20,281 ...I did have children with my second wife, Hilary,... 1565 01:29:20,374 --> 01:29:23,494 ...and there was a time when I was with Lindsay when that was all I wanted... 1566 01:29:23,586 --> 01:29:26,420 ...and, no, I've not been the best father in the world,... 1567 01:29:26,504 --> 01:29:29,174 ...yes, I could have been there more than I have,... 1568 01:29:29,257 --> 01:29:30,917 ...and obviously I've got regrets. 1569 01:29:31,009 --> 01:29:33,215 But this is not a film about me. 1570 01:29:33,303 --> 01:29:35,296 I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be. 1571 01:29:35,388 --> 01:29:37,713 I'm a minor character in my own story. 1572 01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:40,891 This... is a film about the music. 1573 01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:43,847 And the people who made the music. 1574 01:29:43,938 --> 01:29:45,764 Ian Curtis,... 1575 01:29:45,856 --> 01:29:46,935 ...Shaun Ryder,... 1576 01:29:47,941 --> 01:29:49,813 ...and Martin Hannett. 1577 01:29:53,070 --> 01:29:55,478 Take your time, gentlemen, it's very heavy. 1578 01:29:56,783 --> 01:30:00,696 This coffin's not going to go down so we're going to leave it on top. 1579 01:30:00,786 --> 01:30:04,451 - Yes, we'd better leave it on top. - OK? Leave it on top. 1580 01:30:04,539 --> 01:30:07,493 OK. Gentlemen, leave the straps, please. 1581 01:30:07,584 --> 01:30:09,493 Thank you... very much. 1582 01:30:10,337 --> 01:30:12,459 Death puts things in perspective. 1583 01:30:13,130 --> 01:30:15,372 We're all equal in the grave. 1584 01:30:15,466 --> 01:30:18,087 Except Martin, obviously, who was a huge character. 1585 01:30:18,177 --> 01:30:21,511 So huge, his coffin wouldn't fit in his grave. 1586 01:30:21,597 --> 01:30:25,260 I remember thinking "Martin Hannett, too big for death. " 1587 01:30:25,349 --> 01:30:27,887 ...strengthen the hope of resurrection... 1588 01:30:27,977 --> 01:30:31,477 ...in those whose bodies are subject to decay. 1589 01:30:31,564 --> 01:30:34,234 We'd been running on empty for months. 1590 01:30:34,317 --> 01:30:37,270 We survived by shuffling cash from the club to the record company... 1591 01:30:37,361 --> 01:30:38,641 ...and back again. 1592 01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:40,148 Tony. 1593 01:30:40,239 --> 01:30:41,614 - How are you doing? - Good, good. 1594 01:30:41,699 --> 01:30:44,450 - What can I get you? - No, I'm right, thanks. 1595 01:30:45,327 --> 01:30:48,162 You know, we do have to... to restock the bar occasionally. 1596 01:30:48,246 --> 01:30:50,369 - Mm. - You might wanna pass that to your... 1597 01:30:50,456 --> 01:30:52,864 - Mm. - ... to the guys. 1598 01:30:52,959 --> 01:30:55,284 Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1599 01:30:55,378 --> 01:30:57,169 We're actually thinking of having a temperance night. 1600 01:30:57,255 --> 01:30:58,797 That's lovely. 1601 01:30:58,881 --> 01:31:00,956 And I'll see you next week, then. 1602 01:31:01,048 --> 01:31:04,002 We had to make some money, so we had to release records. 1603 01:31:06,679 --> 01:31:10,630 - New Order want to record an album. - Thank Christ for that. 1604 01:31:11,768 --> 01:31:13,974 In Ibiza. 1605 01:31:14,061 --> 01:31:16,220 Why... Why Ibiza? 1606 01:31:16,314 --> 01:31:17,642 Why not Ibiza? 1607 01:31:17,732 --> 01:31:20,768 It's gonna be monsoon season by the time we get there. 1608 01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:22,817 Well, it... it's sunny, actually. 1609 01:31:22,903 --> 01:31:27,611 New Order went off to Ibiza and took two fucking years to make the album. 1610 01:31:27,699 --> 01:31:29,857 The Mondays wanna make another album. 1611 01:31:29,951 --> 01:31:32,407 That's fantastic news. 1612 01:31:32,495 --> 01:31:33,990 And the great thing is, we can do it in Manchester. 1613 01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:36,452 - Enjoy. - You know Shaun's had some trouble... 1614 01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:38,615 - ... with, er,... - Yeah. 1615 01:31:38,708 --> 01:31:41,828 - ... like, heroin recently. - Yeah. 1616 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:45,419 I've tried to get him off smack onto methadone but now he's doing both. 1617 01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:47,334 Both barrels. 1618 01:31:47,426 --> 01:31:51,719 So I've been readin' about this place where there isn't any. It's an island. 1619 01:31:51,804 --> 01:31:54,556 Wouldn't be the Isle of Man, would it? 1620 01:31:54,641 --> 01:31:57,132 No, Tony. Barbados. 1621 01:32:02,397 --> 01:32:05,102 Look, they're all mine, they're all in my name. 1622 01:32:05,192 --> 01:32:08,477 It's my bag, it's my methadone. I need it, I'm a sick man. 1623 01:32:09,112 --> 01:32:10,820 Nathan had supplied enough methadone... 1624 01:32:10,906 --> 01:32:13,311 ...to keep Shaun going for four weeks. 1625 01:32:13,406 --> 01:32:16,076 That's how long they were supposed to stay in Barbados. 1626 01:32:16,159 --> 01:32:18,946 Oh, you fuckin' wankers! 1627 01:32:19,037 --> 01:32:20,531 Sorry, man. 1628 01:32:20,622 --> 01:32:22,698 It's fuckin' coming out of your wages, you fuckin'... wankers! 1629 01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,037 It was just bad luck... 1630 01:32:24,126 --> 01:32:26,533 ...that the methadone didn't even make it onto the plane. 1631 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:28,252 X, just snort it, man. 1632 01:32:28,338 --> 01:32:29,713 Nathan! 1633 01:32:29,798 --> 01:32:33,131 - Nathan! - Here y'are, get it off your fingers. 1634 01:32:34,803 --> 01:32:37,968 There was no heroin on the island. But there was plenty of crack. 1635 01:32:39,181 --> 01:32:42,716 Every week, we sent over all the cash we had to pay for the studio... 1636 01:32:42,810 --> 01:32:45,680 ...and Nathan used it for drugs instead. 1637 01:32:45,771 --> 01:32:48,309 When the cash ran out, the stole the recording gear,... 1638 01:32:48,399 --> 01:32:49,595 ...then they stole the furniture,... 1639 01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:53,306 ...and then they sold their clothes. 1640 01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:59,318 I was stranded on a desert island... 1641 01:32:59,408 --> 01:33:02,112 ...with no shelter nor companionship. 1642 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,242 Every day I kept watch for rescue... 1643 01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:07,786 ...but no-one came. 1644 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:12,252 My only distraction was to write lyrics for my forthcoming album. 1645 01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:14,376 But then I thought... 1646 01:33:14,463 --> 01:33:16,456 ...why the fuck should I? 1647 01:33:19,135 --> 01:33:21,127 Very good. Very good. 1648 01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:26,258 So, Nathan,... the tape, the music, where is it? 1649 01:33:26,348 --> 01:33:27,926 Shaun's kidnapped it. 1650 01:33:28,017 --> 01:33:30,093 Come again? 1651 01:33:30,185 --> 01:33:32,143 Shaun's kidnapped the tape. 1652 01:33:35,149 --> 01:33:36,856 Rob, Rob, what you doing? 1653 01:33:36,941 --> 01:33:39,943 - It's nothing to do with me. - We spent 200,000 pounds on that recording. 1654 01:33:40,029 --> 01:33:43,232 - Yeah, yeah. - At least. That's before we mixed it. 1655 01:33:43,324 --> 01:33:45,400 And now Shaun wants you to buy it off us. 1656 01:33:45,492 --> 01:33:47,532 - You cheeky... - Wait, wait... No, wait... 1657 01:33:47,620 --> 01:33:49,658 Don't! Rob... Rob! 1658 01:33:49,746 --> 01:33:51,738 He's a fucking kid! 1659 01:33:51,831 --> 01:33:53,491 Calm down. How do we buy it off him? 1660 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:55,990 He wants you to meet him tomorrow. 1661 01:33:56,085 --> 01:33:58,292 Dry Bar, ten o'clock. 1662 01:33:58,379 --> 01:34:00,419 This is your fuckin' fault for letting 'em go out there in the first place. 1663 01:34:00,506 --> 01:34:03,624 Why is it my fault? Well, don't,... you know... 1664 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:07,718 But what if he... what if he asks for, like,... 100 grand? 1665 01:34:07,803 --> 01:34:10,176 If he says 100 grand, he won't back down. 1666 01:34:10,264 --> 01:34:13,134 If we mention a figure, we'll... we'll be all right. 1667 01:34:13,225 --> 01:34:15,894 - He just wants a gesture. - All right, Tone, how are ya? 1668 01:34:15,977 --> 01:34:19,347 - All right, mate. How you doing? - Jesus Christ! 1669 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:22,939 - What the fuck are you doin'?! - What are you doing?! Fuck's sake! 1670 01:34:24,028 --> 01:34:25,652 Shit! 1671 01:34:25,737 --> 01:34:28,406 Fuck! Really ought to be careful with that, Shaun. 1672 01:34:28,490 --> 01:34:30,399 You could... You could take someone's eye out. 1673 01:34:30,492 --> 01:34:32,484 - Have you got a new toy, mate? - I have, yeah. 1674 01:34:32,577 --> 01:34:33,443 Are you man enough for that? 1675 01:34:33,536 --> 01:34:35,079 - It's great to see you. - You, too, yeah. 1676 01:34:35,163 --> 01:34:37,831 It's great to see you, despite... that incident. 1677 01:34:37,915 --> 01:34:40,072 Erm... Right, I've got... 1678 01:34:40,959 --> 01:34:43,710 I'm gonna make you an offer. Glad you came. 1679 01:34:43,795 --> 01:34:46,998 In my wallet... The sum total of my wallet,... 1680 01:34:47,090 --> 01:34:48,204 ...is, if I'm not mistaken,... 1681 01:34:48,299 --> 01:34:49,579 ...40... 1682 01:34:49,675 --> 01:34:52,344 That's 50 quid, that's all I've got. 1683 01:34:52,427 --> 01:34:55,050 - Nice, Tone. There you go. - Yeah. 1684 01:34:55,139 --> 01:34:58,508 - Master tapes and DATs. - Pleasure doing business with you. 1685 01:34:58,601 --> 01:35:00,345 Put that away. 1686 01:35:00,436 --> 01:35:02,808 - Seven years' bad luck, that. - I know. 1687 01:35:02,896 --> 01:35:05,566 - Fuck off. - Come on, fucking get out of here. 1688 01:35:05,649 --> 01:35:07,440 Don't talk to any strange men. 1689 01:35:07,526 --> 01:35:09,933 - What you laughing at? - Twats. 1690 01:35:10,028 --> 01:35:13,443 Fucking Tony Wilson... Martin Hannett revisited! 1691 01:35:13,531 --> 01:35:15,902 50 pounds. That's, er... 1692 01:35:16,366 --> 01:35:18,857 You wouldn't get that in the January sales. 1693 01:35:19,494 --> 01:35:21,950 I have in my hand... a DAT. 1694 01:35:23,957 --> 01:35:25,913 Which my beautiful assistant Yvette is gonna put on. 1695 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:29,784 - The Mondays. It's here, it's here. - Hope it was fuckin' worth it. 1696 01:35:29,878 --> 01:35:32,252 A total fuckin' nightmare. 1697 01:35:32,340 --> 01:35:34,380 A total nightmare. 1698 01:35:36,052 --> 01:35:38,091 Thank you, Barney. 1699 01:35:40,431 --> 01:35:44,131 At least there's something on the fuckin' thing, anyway. 1700 01:35:51,982 --> 01:35:54,307 So far, so-so. 1701 01:35:54,401 --> 01:35:57,319 It's good. It's got a good groove. 1702 01:36:06,162 --> 01:36:09,662 When are the vocals gonna kick in on it? 1703 01:36:16,631 --> 01:36:18,173 Next break. 1704 01:36:29,767 --> 01:36:31,843 There's no fuckin' vocals on it, is there? 1705 01:36:31,936 --> 01:36:34,224 - Apparently not. - Ohh... 1706 01:36:34,313 --> 01:36:37,064 So does that mean you'll have to go back into the studio? 1707 01:36:37,148 --> 01:36:38,808 No, it fucking doesn't mean we're going back in the studio. 1708 01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:41,473 - All right. - No, we've got no money. 1709 01:36:41,569 --> 01:36:42,565 And we can't get any credit... 1710 01:36:42,654 --> 01:36:44,860 ...and we are shelling out... bucketloads,... 1711 01:36:44,948 --> 01:36:48,318 ...thousands... on this stupid... this stupid office. 1712 01:36:48,410 --> 01:36:50,900 We have to... 1713 01:36:50,995 --> 01:36:53,071 ...release a record. We have to release a record. 1714 01:36:53,164 --> 01:36:55,655 New Order, with respect, have done fuck-all... 1715 01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:57,328 ...so we'll have to finish the Mondays. 1716 01:36:57,418 --> 01:37:02,329 We just... need someone to... ... dist... to pay for the studio,... 1717 01:37:02,422 --> 01:37:04,497 - ... distribute the record... - Who? 1718 01:37:04,590 --> 01:37:06,499 - ... and we'll share in the profits. - Who's gonna do that? Who? Who? 1719 01:37:06,592 --> 01:37:08,799 - It's the Mondays. Lots of people. - Who? 1720 01:37:08,886 --> 01:37:10,630 - Who's gonna pay for that? - A number of people. 1721 01:37:12,014 --> 01:37:14,006 - Who? - Princ... Principally London Records. 1722 01:37:14,099 --> 01:37:16,471 - Fucking... - What's wrong with London Records? 1723 01:37:16,560 --> 01:37:17,722 The name, for a start. 1724 01:37:17,811 --> 01:37:20,100 Oh... It's just a fucking name, Rob. 1725 01:37:20,188 --> 01:37:22,762 - You've dropped a bollock, ain't you? - Yeah, I've dropped a bollock. 1726 01:37:22,857 --> 01:37:25,693 - Yeah, I don't mind, I've... - You've dropped one massive bollock. 1727 01:37:25,777 --> 01:37:28,019 Yes, I've dropped a big, fucking, massive, hairy bollock. 1728 01:37:32,367 --> 01:37:35,121 Wheel Of Fortune! 1729 01:37:38,747 --> 01:37:41,431 With... Anthony Wilson... 1730 01:37:41,842 --> 01:37:44,312 and... Teri Seymour. 1731 01:37:48,298 --> 01:37:51,500 Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune. 1732 01:37:51,592 --> 01:37:53,964 There it is, the wheel,... 1733 01:37:54,052 --> 01:37:56,378 ...that throughout the centuries has been used as a symbol... 1734 01:37:56,471 --> 01:37:58,844 ...for the vicissitudes of life. 1735 01:37:58,932 --> 01:38:02,016 Boethius himself, in his great work The Consolation Of Philosophy,... 1736 01:38:02,101 --> 01:38:04,225 ...compares history to a great wheel,... 1737 01:38:04,313 --> 01:38:06,886 ...hoisting us up, then dropping us down again. 1738 01:38:06,982 --> 01:38:11,810 "Inconsistency is my very essence" says the wheel. 1739 01:38:11,904 --> 01:38:14,191 "Raise yourself up on my spokes if you wish... 1740 01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:17,149 ...but don't complain when you're plunged back down. " 1741 01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:18,485 Let's spin the wheel. 1742 01:38:18,575 --> 01:38:20,864 What a load of bullshit. We'll remove that in the editing. 1743 01:38:20,952 --> 01:38:25,198 Just go straight from "Wheel of Fortune", cut to "spin the wheel. " 1744 01:38:25,289 --> 01:38:27,032 The guy over there playing the director,... 1745 01:38:27,124 --> 01:38:29,282 ...that's the real Tony Wilson, OK? The real me. 1746 01:38:29,376 --> 01:38:32,876 There's plenty of other real people in the film. There's Paul Ryder... 1747 01:38:32,963 --> 01:38:34,078 Tony. 1748 01:38:34,173 --> 01:38:35,584 - How you doing? - Good. 1749 01:38:35,674 --> 01:38:39,292 - Mark E Smith from the Fall. - Are you opening this club or what? 1750 01:38:39,385 --> 01:38:42,553 - Mani from the Stone Roses. - Where's Shaun? 1751 01:38:43,996 --> 01:38:46,229 Inspiral Carpets: what's his name? Clint Boon. 1752 01:38:46,264 --> 01:38:47,396 That's one with a table. 1753 01:38:47,431 --> 01:38:48,727 Mike Pickering. 1754 01:38:48,812 --> 01:38:50,603 Dave Haslam. 1755 01:38:50,688 --> 01:38:53,896 And, er, Vini Reilly. 1756 01:38:54,852 --> 01:38:58,882 Although this scene didn't actually make it to the final cut. 1757 01:38:58,917 --> 01:39:01,356 I'm sure it'll be on the DVD. 1758 01:39:01,447 --> 01:39:05,659 I'm in security now, Tone. And repossession. 1759 01:39:06,077 --> 01:39:08,116 That's where the money is. 1760 01:39:08,204 --> 01:39:10,243 Are you still keeping the pub going? 1761 01:39:10,331 --> 01:39:12,371 Oh, yeah. You got to. 1762 01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:14,497 Boys! 1763 01:39:14,584 --> 01:39:17,040 Hi, Tony? Have a listen to this. 1764 01:39:17,504 --> 01:39:19,332 # You know that love 1765 01:39:20,258 --> 01:39:22,749 # Love will tear us apart 1766 01:39:22,843 --> 01:39:24,254 - # Again - Yeah? 1767 01:39:24,345 --> 01:39:26,171 # You know that love 1768 01:39:26,263 --> 01:39:29,346 It's an old Joy Division song with a soul slant. 1769 01:39:29,598 --> 01:39:31,638 - Yeah. - I know what it is. 1770 01:39:33,978 --> 01:39:38,105 I've got a big repossession number next week. Next Tuesday. 1771 01:39:38,189 --> 01:39:40,016 Massive. 1772 01:39:43,069 --> 01:39:45,690 Whitworth Street. Hacienda. 1773 01:39:47,156 --> 01:39:49,195 I'm saying fuck all. 1774 01:39:49,283 --> 01:39:51,109 # You know that love 1775 01:39:51,201 --> 01:39:53,408 - Yeah. - # Love will tear us apart 1776 01:39:53,495 --> 01:39:55,536 Can you tell them I've had enough? 1777 01:39:55,623 --> 01:39:56,821 Yeah. Whoa! 1778 01:39:56,916 --> 01:40:00,700 Great. Well done, lads. Fantastic. I'll... I'll call you. 1779 01:40:05,172 --> 01:40:07,331 What's the crack with this spread, Tony? 1780 01:40:07,425 --> 01:40:10,094 This is sophisticated food for... Londoners. 1781 01:40:10,177 --> 01:40:12,217 - It's fuckin' leaves! - For Londoners?! 1782 01:40:12,305 --> 01:40:15,305 It's stuffed vine leaves, they're very nice. 1783 01:40:15,390 --> 01:40:18,177 - Is this what they eat down there? - Broaden your horizons. 1784 01:40:18,268 --> 01:40:20,841 Fuckin' southern food for southern cunts! 1785 01:40:20,937 --> 01:40:23,428 Roger. Is it Roger? Very pleased to meet you. 1786 01:40:23,523 --> 01:40:25,764 Tony, this is Terry. 1787 01:40:25,858 --> 01:40:27,685 Nice to meet you. 1788 01:40:27,776 --> 01:40:29,816 - Can I just... see the band? - These are the guys. 1789 01:40:29,904 --> 01:40:32,229 Roger Ames, London Records. 1790 01:40:32,323 --> 01:40:34,649 - How you doing? OK? - No, that's Roger. 1791 01:40:34,743 --> 01:40:37,115 What you've done, I think it's brilliant, and, erm... 1792 01:40:37,204 --> 01:40:40,203 ...if you don't mind me saying, what a table! 1793 01:40:40,289 --> 01:40:43,289 And there's food on it, too, if you'd like to help yourselves. 1794 01:40:43,374 --> 01:40:45,663 I wouldn't fuckin' eat it if I were you, it's rabbit food. 1795 01:40:45,752 --> 01:40:48,753 We like shaggin' like 'em but we don't wanna eat like 'em. 1796 01:40:48,838 --> 01:40:52,087 If music be the food of deals, why don't we, erm, eat that? 1797 01:40:52,174 --> 01:40:55,341 Absolutely. Yvette, do you wanna do the honours? 1798 01:40:55,427 --> 01:40:57,467 Terry, have you met Tony? 1799 01:40:57,554 --> 01:40:59,630 - Yeah, we said hello. - OK, fine. 1800 01:40:59,723 --> 01:41:01,762 What's the tune called? 1801 01:41:01,849 --> 01:41:03,047 Nice to meet you. 1802 01:41:03,142 --> 01:41:06,013 We're gonna do a cover of Silence is Golden. 1803 01:41:06,687 --> 01:41:08,727 Terry, Terry. 1804 01:41:08,814 --> 01:41:11,141 - Turn it up! - This is brilliant. 1805 01:41:11,235 --> 01:41:13,357 - Turn it up! - Turn it up! 1806 01:41:13,444 --> 01:41:15,271 I like that! 1807 01:41:20,450 --> 01:41:22,490 This is... That... 1808 01:41:22,577 --> 01:41:24,819 - I was really into that. - Play some more! 1809 01:41:24,913 --> 01:41:26,739 Let's hear some lyrics. 1810 01:41:26,830 --> 01:41:29,784 You'll hear the vocals, Roger, when we hear the offer. 1811 01:41:29,875 --> 01:41:31,915 That's the way we do things at Factory. 1812 01:41:32,002 --> 01:41:33,497 Shaun, where you going? 1813 01:41:33,587 --> 01:41:36,505 I'm not eating fuckin' bunny rabbit food, I'm going for a Kentucky. 1814 01:41:36,590 --> 01:41:38,831 - Are you coming? - See you later. 1815 01:41:38,925 --> 01:41:41,001 - We'll get you a Kentucky. - See you later, Tone. 1816 01:41:41,094 --> 01:41:43,336 All right, mate, see you later. 1817 01:41:43,429 --> 01:41:45,636 Yvette? Just keep an eye on them. 1818 01:41:45,723 --> 01:41:49,887 So, Tony, why don't we listen to the tune while they're out? 1819 01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,931 Erm... 1820 01:41:52,355 --> 01:41:54,394 Hey, Tony, come on. 1821 01:41:54,481 --> 01:41:58,182 I do understand that Shaun can be... a bit of a handful. 1822 01:42:00,070 --> 01:42:03,236 Mm, yeah. He's a genius, though. 1823 01:42:03,489 --> 01:42:05,814 Yeah, you're right, he is a genius. 1824 01:42:05,908 --> 01:42:09,028 And I've got to say, if I owned a record label,... 1825 01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:11,362 ...and I had signed Shaun to it,... 1826 01:42:12,665 --> 01:42:15,499 ...then I would not be selling him on for a fee. 1827 01:42:19,588 --> 01:42:22,672 I'm going to make you an offer. Can I lean on this? 1828 01:42:22,757 --> 01:42:25,213 Erm, yes. You've got to be a bit... It's fine. 1829 01:42:25,302 --> 01:42:28,421 I'm gonna make you an offer for the whole company. 1830 01:42:28,513 --> 01:42:30,091 OK. 1831 01:42:32,183 --> 01:42:34,259 Five million. 1832 01:42:34,351 --> 01:42:36,391 What do you want for that? 1833 01:42:36,478 --> 01:42:38,517 - What do I want? - Yeah. 1834 01:42:38,605 --> 01:42:40,644 I want everything. 1835 01:42:40,732 --> 01:42:46,022 I want everything: the back catalogue, this table, this food, these windows. 1836 01:42:46,112 --> 01:42:48,021 - OK. - You want Factory? 1837 01:42:48,114 --> 01:42:49,607 Quite right. 1838 01:42:49,698 --> 01:42:53,612 OK. We're very, very flattered, Roger,... 1839 01:42:53,702 --> 01:42:57,071 ...terribly flattered that you think we're worth such a princely sum,... 1840 01:42:57,164 --> 01:43:01,292 ...however, what you're... what I have to explain to you is... 1841 01:43:01,376 --> 01:43:04,046 ...Factory Records are not actually a company. 1842 01:43:04,129 --> 01:43:06,666 We are an experiment in human nature. 1843 01:43:06,756 --> 01:43:10,041 You're labouring under the misapprehension... 1844 01:43:10,134 --> 01:43:13,420 ...that we actually have... a deal... 1845 01:43:14,262 --> 01:43:16,753 ...with, er,... with our bands,... 1846 01:43:16,848 --> 01:43:20,015 ...that we have any kind of a contract at all. 1847 01:43:20,101 --> 01:43:22,806 And I'm afraid we... we don't. 1848 01:43:24,481 --> 01:43:27,149 Because that's the sum total of the paperwork... 1849 01:43:27,233 --> 01:43:32,108 ...to do with Factory Records' deal with their various bands. 1850 01:43:32,196 --> 01:43:36,739 "The artists own all their own work, the label owns nothing. " 1851 01:43:36,825 --> 01:43:39,362 "Our bands have the freedom. " 1852 01:43:39,452 --> 01:43:41,493 "To fuck off. " 1853 01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:43,619 Oh, yeah. Quite right. 1854 01:43:43,706 --> 01:43:45,913 "... the freedom to fuck off. " 1855 01:43:46,834 --> 01:43:49,918 I don't have to deal with you at all. 1856 01:43:50,003 --> 01:43:54,333 Correct. But my epitaph will be... 1857 01:43:54,424 --> 01:43:58,553 ...that I... never literally nor metaphorically... 1858 01:43:59,304 --> 01:44:01,344 ...sold out. 1859 01:44:01,431 --> 01:44:04,301 I protected myself from ever having to have the... 1860 01:44:04,392 --> 01:44:06,431 ...dilemma of having to sell out... 1861 01:44:06,519 --> 01:44:09,271 ...by having nothing to sell out. 1862 01:44:15,151 --> 01:44:17,191 Tony, you're fucking mad. 1863 01:44:17,279 --> 01:44:19,318 That's a point of view. 1864 01:44:22,075 --> 01:44:25,029 # Hallelujah 1865 01:44:25,744 --> 01:44:27,571 # Hallelujah 1866 01:44:27,663 --> 01:44:30,236 Most of all, I love Manchester. 1867 01:44:30,332 --> 01:44:33,784 ...the crumbling warehouses, the railway arches,... 1868 01:44:33,878 --> 01:44:36,166 ...the cheap, abundant drugs. 1869 01:44:36,255 --> 01:44:38,293 That's what did it in the end. 1870 01:44:38,381 --> 01:44:41,880 ...not the money, not the music, not even the guns. 1871 01:44:41,968 --> 01:44:46,381 That is my heroic flaw. my excess of civic pride. 1872 01:44:50,142 --> 01:44:51,969 Ryan! 1873 01:44:52,060 --> 01:44:54,848 Tony Wilson, is it true the Hacienda is closing down? 1874 01:44:54,938 --> 01:44:55,933 Yes, it is. 1875 01:44:56,023 --> 01:44:58,062 How does it feel now it's fucked up in your face? 1876 01:44:58,150 --> 01:45:01,270 Glorious. The Hacienda is dead, it will never grow old. 1877 01:45:01,361 --> 01:45:03,400 Unlike your good self, Tony. 1878 01:45:03,487 --> 01:45:05,813 I feel like a big dandelion cock... 1879 01:45:05,907 --> 01:45:07,365 - What? - Clock. 1880 01:45:07,450 --> 01:45:10,901 Cock or clock, it doesn't matter, whose seed is catching the wind,... 1881 01:45:10,995 --> 01:45:14,078 ...it's gonna fly off, land, take root and spawn... 1882 01:45:14,164 --> 01:45:17,367 ...dozens, thousands of little baby dandelions,... 1883 01:45:17,459 --> 01:45:19,617 ...like the biggest ever fuck. 1884 01:45:19,711 --> 01:45:22,083 And now she wants one so I've gotta go. 1885 01:45:23,173 --> 01:45:25,498 Come on. I've got the horn, Ryan. 1886 01:45:25,592 --> 01:45:27,999 I've got the horn. 1887 01:45:32,847 --> 01:45:34,675 - Tony! - All right, love? 1888 01:45:34,767 --> 01:45:36,806 - Tony! - Hello, mate. How you doing? 1889 01:45:36,894 --> 01:45:38,720 Thanks for coming. 1890 01:45:38,811 --> 01:45:40,851 Vini! All right, mate. Go on in. 1891 01:45:40,939 --> 01:45:43,690 - OK, love. - Vini... Let him in. 1892 01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:55,527 # Hallelujah 1893 01:45:56,036 --> 01:45:57,234 # Hallelujah 1894 01:45:58,622 --> 01:46:00,033 # Hallelujah 1895 01:46:14,261 --> 01:46:18,673 # Hal-le-lu-jah 1896 01:46:18,974 --> 01:46:23,102 # Hal-le-lu-jah 1897 01:46:23,395 --> 01:46:25,471 # Hallelujah, hallelujah 1898 01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:28,687 # We're here to pull ya 1899 01:46:28,774 --> 01:46:32,392 # Back in to do it all the same 1900 01:46:33,320 --> 01:46:35,562 # Hallelujah, hallelujah 1901 01:46:36,198 --> 01:46:38,735 # Not sent to save ya 1902 01:46:38,825 --> 01:46:42,241 # Just here to spank ya, play some games 1903 01:46:43,121 --> 01:46:45,492 # Do it long, long Doin' it long 1904 01:46:45,581 --> 01:46:47,704 # Do fine, fine Doin' it fine 1905 01:46:47,791 --> 01:46:51,575 # Go in, out Goin' in, not out 1906 01:46:52,921 --> 01:46:55,792 # Hallelujah, hallelujah 1907 01:46:55,883 --> 01:46:58,208 # Not here to praise ya 1908 01:46:58,302 --> 01:47:01,836 # Just here to raise ya Fill you full of maize 1909 01:47:03,097 --> 01:47:04,841 # Hallelujah 1910 01:47:05,391 --> 01:47:06,802 # Hallelujah 1911 01:47:07,059 --> 01:47:08,470 # Hallelujah 1912 01:47:12,857 --> 01:47:16,854 # Hal-le-lu-jah 1913 01:47:17,819 --> 01:47:19,859 # Hallelujah, hallelujah 1914 01:47:20,447 --> 01:47:22,604 # We're Mr Bitter 1915 01:47:22,698 --> 01:47:25,865 # We'll take a bit of this and that 1916 01:47:27,286 --> 01:47:29,113 # Hallelujah, hallelujah 1917 01:47:29,205 --> 01:47:31,612 # When Shaun William Ryder 1918 01:47:31,707 --> 01:47:35,574 # Will lie down beside ya Fill you full of junk 1919 01:47:37,046 --> 01:47:38,373 # Hallelujah 1920 01:47:38,838 --> 01:47:40,582 # Hallelujah 1921 01:47:41,716 --> 01:47:43,294 # Hallelujah 1922 01:48:16,832 --> 01:48:19,536 You couldn't just give us ten minutes, could you? 1923 01:48:19,626 --> 01:48:21,749 - Fuckin' hell! I'm full of flu! - Just ten. 1924 01:48:38,642 --> 01:48:42,557 Ladies and gentlemen, the hour is upon us. 1925 01:48:43,731 --> 01:48:47,895 I'd like now to ask you to leave in a disorderly fashion. 1926 01:48:52,072 --> 01:48:54,112 Before you do... 1927 01:48:54,408 --> 01:48:56,365 Before you do,... 1928 01:48:56,451 --> 01:49:02,204 ...I want you to invade the offices, which are over there in the corner,... 1929 01:49:02,290 --> 01:49:05,789 ...through that door, and as far as you can, loot them. 1930 01:49:10,714 --> 01:49:14,295 Office equipment, computers, musical equipment,... 1931 01:49:14,383 --> 01:49:17,384 ...take it all, use it wisely,... 1932 01:49:17,469 --> 01:49:20,555 ...let a thousand Mancunians bloom. 1933 01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:22,680 Good night, God bless. 1934 01:49:46,538 --> 01:49:48,365 Morning. 1935 01:49:48,832 --> 01:49:51,156 All right, Tone, how you doing, mate? 1936 01:49:51,250 --> 01:49:53,539 - Good, very good. - Great, T. 1937 01:49:53,628 --> 01:49:56,415 I'm really sorry about what happened, d'you know what I mean? 1938 01:49:56,506 --> 01:49:59,424 - It just fuckin'... - Don't worry about it, mate. 1939 01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:02,966 It's just... you know... 1940 01:50:10,937 --> 01:50:14,636 This is fuckin' great, this is. This is brilliant stuff. 1941 01:50:14,731 --> 01:50:17,981 Yeah, Shaun brought it back from Barbados. 1942 01:50:18,109 --> 01:50:20,861 - Well done, Shaun. - Don't mention it. 1943 01:50:20,946 --> 01:50:23,649 So it wasn't a complete waste of time? 1944 01:50:23,739 --> 01:50:27,107 No, I had a great time, what I can remember. Know what I mean? 1945 01:50:42,674 --> 01:50:45,247 Tony, you did a good job. 1946 01:50:45,343 --> 01:50:47,466 Basically, you were right: 1947 01:50:47,554 --> 01:50:50,009 ...Shaun is the greatest poet since Yeats. 1948 01:50:50,098 --> 01:50:53,217 This is amazing. Can I have it in writing? 1949 01:50:53,308 --> 01:50:57,555 It is already written in the sinews of history and the hearts of men. 1950 01:50:57,646 --> 01:51:00,136 It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths... 1951 01:51:00,231 --> 01:51:02,270 ...but you were right about Mick Hucknall. 1952 01:51:02,357 --> 01:51:04,397 His music's rubbish and he's a ginger. 1953 01:51:05,277 --> 01:51:07,316 Vini Reilly, by the way,... 1954 01:51:07,404 --> 01:51:09,443 ...is way overdue a revival. 1955 01:51:09,531 --> 01:51:11,689 You might think about a greatest hits. 1956 01:51:11,783 --> 01:51:14,073 It's a good idea. 1957 01:51:14,162 --> 01:51:16,948 It's good music to chill out to. 1958 01:51:17,414 --> 01:51:19,490 Yeah, you're right. 1959 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:21,706 I usually am. 1960 01:51:26,547 --> 01:51:29,299 Are you all right, there, Tony? 1961 01:51:30,092 --> 01:51:32,132 Yeah, I've just seen God. 1962 01:51:32,219 --> 01:51:34,544 - You did what? - I've just seen God. 1963 01:51:34,638 --> 01:51:36,677 - Did you? - Yeah. 1964 01:51:36,764 --> 01:51:38,803 What did he look like? 1965 01:51:39,057 --> 01:51:41,097 He looked like me. 1966 01:51:41,935 --> 01:51:43,975 How d'you mean? 1967 01:51:44,062 --> 01:51:46,102 He was the double of me. 1968 01:51:49,109 --> 01:51:51,149 It's written in the Bible, isn't it? 1969 01:51:51,487 --> 01:51:53,812 God made man in his own image. 1970 01:51:55,073 --> 01:51:57,315 Yeah, but not a specific man. 1971 01:51:59,119 --> 01:52:01,159 No, but... 1972 01:52:01,538 --> 01:52:04,787 ...if you'd have spoken to him, he woulda looked like you. 1973 01:52:04,874 --> 01:52:07,199 But you didn't. I did. 1974 01:52:08,461 --> 01:52:10,500 And he looked like me. 1975 01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:15,867 It's fucking top gear, man. 1976 01:52:41,502 --> 01:52:44,289 # When routine bites hard 1977 01:52:44,588 --> 01:52:47,044 # And ambitions are low 1978 01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:50,586 # And resentment rides high 1979 01:52:50,885 --> 01:52:53,506 # But emotions won't grow 1980 01:52:54,180 --> 01:52:56,801 # And we're changing our ways 1981 01:52:57,141 --> 01:52:59,679 # Taking different roads 1982 01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:01,718 # Love 1983 01:53:02,063 --> 01:53:05,895 # Love will tear us apart again 1984 01:53:06,693 --> 01:53:07,891 # Love 1985 01:53:08,486 --> 01:53:12,436 # Love will tear us apart again # 1986 01:53:32,426 --> 01:53:34,465 # Who is this man 1987 01:53:36,221 --> 01:53:38,261 # That follows me? 1988 01:53:40,058 --> 01:53:42,181 # This blue-eyed boy 1989 01:53:43,603 --> 01:53:45,929 # Who wants to be 1990 01:53:47,733 --> 01:53:50,021 # This worthy cause 1991 01:53:51,236 --> 01:53:53,525 # Of human kind 1992 01:53:54,865 --> 01:53:59,527 # This all set up by time 1993 01:54:01,829 --> 01:54:05,115 # Like a bright light on the horizon 1994 01:54:05,541 --> 01:54:08,910 # Shining so bright He'll get you flying 1995 01:54:09,211 --> 01:54:12,497 # He'll drive you away He'll drive you insane 1996 01:54:12,590 --> 01:54:16,422 # But down on your move Honour your pain 1997 01:54:16,886 --> 01:54:19,887 # Like a bright light on the horizon 1998 01:54:20,222 --> 01:54:23,757 # Shining so bright He'll get you flying 1999 01:54:23,976 --> 01:54:25,768 # He'll get you flying 2000 01:54:25,936 --> 01:54:27,596 # He'll get you flying 2001 01:54:27,772 --> 01:54:29,314 # He'll get you flying 2002 01:54:29,690 --> 01:54:31,683 # Flying, flying 2003 01:54:32,485 --> 01:54:34,524 # This open book 2004 01:54:35,780 --> 01:54:37,818 # Yet to be read 2005 01:54:39,491 --> 01:54:41,530 # This second look 2006 01:54:43,244 --> 01:54:45,284 # This leap ahead 2007 01:54:47,165 --> 01:54:51,957 # The hope I held inside 2008 01:54:54,464 --> 01:54:59,541 # With you was kept alive 2009 01:55:01,346 --> 01:55:04,845 # Like a bright light on the horizon 2010 01:55:05,141 --> 01:55:08,510 # Shining so bright He'll get you flying 2011 01:55:08,937 --> 01:55:12,270 # He'll drive you away He'll drive you insane 2012 01:55:12,565 --> 01:55:16,265 # But down on your move Honour your pain 2013 01:55:16,527 --> 01:55:19,860 # Like a bright light on the horizon 2014 01:55:20,114 --> 01:55:23,565 # Shining so bright He'll get you flying 2015 01:55:23,701 --> 01:55:25,444 # He'll get you flying 2016 01:55:25,661 --> 01:55:27,369 # He'll get you flying 2017 01:55:27,538 --> 01:55:29,198 # He'll get you flying 2018 01:55:29,373 --> 01:55:31,116 # Flying, flying 2019 01:56:01,070 --> 01:56:03,277 # We're here to stay 2020 01:56:04,782 --> 01:56:07,154 # We're here to stay 2021 01:56:08,369 --> 01:56:10,576 # We're here to stay 2022 01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,162 # We're here to stay 2023 01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:18,083 # We're here to stay 2024 01:56:19,839 --> 01:56:21,962 # We're here to stay 2025 01:56:23,426 --> 01:56:25,549 # We're here to stay 2026 01:56:27,179 --> 01:56:29,302 # We're here to stay 2027 01:56:31,433 --> 01:56:34,517 # Like a bright light on the horizon 2028 01:56:34,853 --> 01:56:38,269 # Shining so bright He'll get you flying 2029 01:56:38,357 --> 01:56:39,981 # He'll get you flying 2030 01:56:40,192 --> 01:56:41,852 # He'll get you flying 2031 01:56:42,152 --> 01:56:43,812 # He'll get you flying 2032 01:56:43,904 --> 01:56:46,139 # Flying, flying # 155904

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