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Wow. Plunkendorf Construction
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is actually open for business.
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Why do you sound surprised?
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Because you and follow-through
don't always happen.
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Well, guess what,
you and sex don't always happen.
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Mom, Dad, I'm right here.
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This office
really looks great.
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Where did you
get all this stuff?
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Basement, street corner,
your office at the bar.
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What?
If you haven't missed it
by now, you're not gonna.
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My only question is
how will Captain Kirk
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command the Enterprise
without his chair?
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It's good I have the chair,
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'cause I won't be
sitting on you tonight.
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I think Plunkendorf Construction
needs an HR department.
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Seriously, though,
I'm super proud of you, babe.
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I am proud, too. I mean, this is
not some back-alley operation,
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despite the fact I found
this desk in a back alley.
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Don't ask what I found
on top of it,
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just know it's been
fully sanitized.
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Bonnie, get over here so Adam
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can take a picture of us
with our sign.
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Got it.
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Nope, I just took a picture
of myself.
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Does my hair always
look this crazy?
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Yeah.
Yes.
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Nice website.
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You did this?
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I did, with an
assist from Felix.
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Felix from the
Tuesday night meeting?
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Felix the fifth-grader
who lives in our building.
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Plunkendorf Construction?
Problem?
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No, that's just how
I say things when I like them.
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Hey, why is Jill's kitchen
on here? I didn't do that.
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You put up a shelf.
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It's not even in the picture.
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Sure it is.
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It's right there on the edge.
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Squint.
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Turn your head a
little to the left,
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then move in a
little closer.
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See? Right there.
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W-When did you take
this picture?
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I just bought
those flowers yesterday.
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Wait, whose deck is that?
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I don't know, but a client will
see it and want it to be theirs.
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There's a bunch of stuff
on here I didn't do.
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Yeah, that's why it says
"Photos of Work,"
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not "Photos of Our Work."
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And you could do
all these things, right?
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Well, of course.
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So I'm just showing off
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the future work of future you.
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But it's false advertising.
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All advertising's false.
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You think drinking beer
really gets guys laid?
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It did when I drank it.
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Check out the reviews section.
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"'Tammy Diffendorf
transformed my outdoor space
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"and I couldn't love it more.'
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B. Scaggs." Who's that?
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Marjorie's cat.
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Tammy built their catio.
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What's a catio?
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It's an enclosed patio for cats,
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so they can go outside
without actually going outside.
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I don't know why
they can't just go outside,
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but I enjoyed the project.
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Once an indoor cat gets
a taste of the wild,
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then life in a nice
house with a woman
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who loves them is
no longer enough.
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Well, at least it's a job
I actually did.
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And I'm pretty sure Boz Scaggs
does feel that way.
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All right, here you go.
Five spoons.
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Oh, make it four.
I gave up sugar.
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Don't care.
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What brought this on?
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Well, I've just been
craving it all the time,
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and as a sober woman I don't
want to be beholden to anything.
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That's great, Jill.
That takes strength.
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Aw, thanks, Tammy,
you're the best.
Oh.
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"'Tammy is the best.'
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Jill K."
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Arthur, I think you'll
find my partner Tammy
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has some very creative
ideas about turning
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this drafty old garage into a
palace for your mother-in-law.
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Look, all I know is I need her
out of our guest room
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before wrists are slit.
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You're funny,
Arthur, I like you.
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I haven't laughed
since Lillian moved in.
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Look, I'd be fine
with just tossing a mattress
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and a bedpan out here,
but my husband's an only child,
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so this thing's
got to be perfect.
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Ugh, only children
are the worst.
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And I'm allowed to say that
'cause I am one and I have one.
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She sucks
and she got it from me.
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You guys have done
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a garage conversion
before, though, right?
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Well, not exactly.
She means
not exactly like this.
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But we just finished
a big patio conversion.
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We love converting things.
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Well, I thought the pool house
on your website was fantastic.
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That was quite the job.
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Remember how hard it was
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finding hand-painted
Portuguese tile?
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Not as well as you do.
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Arthur, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
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Oh, good.
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We are booked solid.
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Oh, no.
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If we don't get this
on the schedule today,
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we may not get to you
till the end of the year.
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O-Okay, I'm in.
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Great, let's talk design.
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I'm guessing you don't want
a safety rail in the bathtub?
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Could you make it
extra slippery?
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Look at us go.
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Plunkendorf Construction is
taking off like a rocket ship.
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Pow!
Hmm, I guess.
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You guess?
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We just got our first gig.
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Successful, photogenic women
in a male-dominated field?
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Oh, hold on. Hello? HGTV?
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Wow, we'd love to.
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I guess I just wish
you hadn't exaggerated
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our experience so much.
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Hey, that's the business side.
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Stay in your lane.
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And actually stay in your lane,
you're veering a little bit.
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Why can't we be
completely honest?
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You got to give people
a reason to say yes.
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That's how I became
a building manager.
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I embellished
my credentials a skosh.
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You told them you were
an Air Force pilot.
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Yeah, and six years later,
I'm still the manager
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and I'm great at it.
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Well, I'm good at it.
Nobody's died.
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By my hand.
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I mean, people die, I can't
change the laws of nature.
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Yet.
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The point isn't whether or not
I can do the job. I know I can.
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But in the program we talk
about being rigorously honest.
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Yeah, I hear that, but we also
talk about "acting as if."
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You know,
"fake it till you make it."
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I mean, they wouldn't
have that many clever phrases
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about something if it was wrong.
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Yeah, but I just feel like
once we start lying,
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we're never gonna stop.
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Listen, the only way
to get experience
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is to have a real job.
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And the only way
to get a real job
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is to pretend
to have experience.
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It's the catch-22
around which the world spins.
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Yeah, I guess
that's kind of true.
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And we're not hurting anyone.
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Yeah. Considering who we
used to be, that's a big deal.
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Yeah.
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Hey, did you ever
read that book?
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What book?Catch-22.
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That's a book?
Yeah, I read it.
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Well, I'm into week two
of my sugar detox,
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and my body hates me.
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I feel like a brittle old lady.
Sorry, Marjorie.
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Apology accepted.
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I've just been
so irritable lately,
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and I keep telling myself
everything's gonna be okay.
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I mean, I have a roof
over my head,
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I have a tennis court,
I have a heated pool,
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I have a home theater...
Wrap it up,
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they're about to turn on you.
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I'm just saying,
I have what I need.
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But right now
I'd punch a third-grader
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for a Fruit Roll-Up.
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That's it.
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Who else would like to share?
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Tammy.
Tammy, alcoholic.
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Hi, Tammy.
Things are going really well.
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Bonnie and I are starting
a new business,
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and we're already converting
a garage into a granny flat.
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Which is a good solution
when you're living
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with a difficult elderly woman.
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Oh, sorry, Marjorie.
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Apology accepted.
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I'm just so grateful to Bonnie.
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She showed me a whole
new way of working.
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That's what makes us such...
such great partners,
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because she does things
I couldn't or wouldn't do.
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Anyway, uh...
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Things are going great.
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Really great.
Um...
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I wish I had more to say,
but, um, I don't.
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So, it's just great. Thanks.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
Tammy already shared my share.
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Our business is thriving
and I am amazing.
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Just feels so good to have
finally found my calling.
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I was worried it wouldn't happen
before I kicked the bucket.
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Sorry, Marjorie.
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I'll share next.
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Do you have a rash?
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No, I'm great.
It looks like you have hives.
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Are you stressed out
about something?
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I'm great. Can't you tell
when someone's great?
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Hey, just checking in.
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How's it going?
You done yet?
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Kidding.
Not kidding.
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It's awesome.
I went six inches smaller
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on the bathroom to give
your mother-in-law
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a little more closet space.
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Oh, great, more room for the
witch to hang her broomstick.
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You mentioned
she's challenging.
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I was thinking
we should do a skylight.
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She can keep track
of her flying monkeys
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without having to go outside.
Ah.
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I've never done
a skylight before.
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What about the one
on your website?
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Oh, yeah.
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In the biz we call
those... roof peepers.
Oh.
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Yeah, that's why I said
I'd never done one before.
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That's the only reason.
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So c-can you do that?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I've done one before,
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I can do it again.
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Also, I want her
to be cozy in here
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so she never comes in the house.
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Is there any way
you could do a fireplace,
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like this river rock one
you did?
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Why are you so obsessed
with my website?
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Are you okay?
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Oh, look at me.
Do I look okay?!
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I'm scratching my back
like a cartoon bear!
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Ew, you have hives.
Are you allergic to something?
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Lies, Arthur. I'm
allergic to lies.
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Bonnie lied to you and
I didn't correct her,
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which is almost like lying.
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And just now I
totally lied to you.
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I've never done a river rock
fireplace or a skylight.
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By the way, no one
calls them roof peepers.
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That was a total lie, too.
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I'm
very good at what I do,
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I just don't have as much
experience as we said.
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God, I feel so much better.
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Honesty really is
the best policy.
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Right?
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No.
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I won't go higher than
$279 a square foot.
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Smart move, Bob.
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'Cause we're gonna be busy and
that means you're gonna be busy.
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Hey, I'm getting us
a great deal on vinyl flooring.
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I told Arthur the truth
and we got fired.
250
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:47,187
Bob, I'm gonna call you back.
251
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,160
This phone cord
just saved your life.
252
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,367
I can't believe
you got us fired.
253
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,102
Why the hell would
you tell the truth?
254
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,705
I'm just not as comfortable
with lying as you are.
255
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,673
Well, you're not gonna get any
better if you don't practice.
256
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,877
Do you hear yourself?
What is happening?
257
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,411
God, you're such
a goody two-shoes.
258
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,347
You haven't changed
since we were in foster care.
259
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,649
You haven't, either. You bullied
me into doing bad stuff then,
260
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,817
and you're doing it again now.
261
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,418
I can't operate this way.
262
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,722
I don't want to be
sleazy and scammy.
263
00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:23,957
Well, at least I'm not naïve
264
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,460
and spineless and afraid
to stand up for myself.
265
00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,228
I'm standing up
for myself right now.
266
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,797
You know what? Maybe us working
together isn't such a good idea.
267
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,132
That's the first honest thing
you've said
268
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,967
since we started
this whole operation.
269
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,302
Good.
Then I guess we're done.
270
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,571
I guess we are!
271
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,808
Damn,
I put this up really good.
272
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,243
Just imagine I took it off,
273
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,445
threw it on the floor
and spit on it!
274
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,020
Honey, we can set
up the cookie table
275
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,289
if being around the treats
is too hard for you.
276
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,824
Oh, no. The bad part
of my sugar detox is over
277
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,259
and the good part's kicked in.
278
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,662
My head's clear,
my skin's clear, my pee's clear.
279
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,030
Everything's clear.
280
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,998
That sounds fantastic.
At least, I think it does.
281
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,801
Wendy, does the pee thing
sound okay to you?
282
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,503
I'd have to see it.
283
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:10,971
Well, I'm so proud of myself
284
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,140
I am this close
to showing it to you.
285
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:21,982
Have you two talked yet?
286
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,384
No, and I don't intend to
until she admits she's wrong.
287
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,386
So I guess this is
the rest of our lives.
288
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,056
I can't handle this rift
between Bonnie and Tammy.
289
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,424
What happens at the Bistro?
290
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,459
What happens to our
happy little group?
291
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,828
Oh, sweetie, they just
need time to calm down.
292
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,231
It's gonna be fine.
293
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,843
This is why I prefer cats.
294
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,885
You okay over there?
295
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,253
Ah, not really.
296
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,988
But I don't want this
to be awkward.
297
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,623
I know the person
I'm fighting with is your wife,
298
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,659
but don't worry, that's
out there, this is in here.
299
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,160
I appreciate that,
300
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,095
because I really
don't want to be in the middle.
301
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,430
Oh, I'm so glad we're on the
same page with our boundaries,
302
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:44,765
'cause I wouldn't
want to do anything
303
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,567
that makes you uncomfortable.
304
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,502
And I don't want to do anything
that makes you uncomfortable.
305
00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:49,870
You're the best.
306
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,440
Unlike your wife,
who's the worst.
307
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,577
Knew that wouldn't last.
308
00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,214
Okay, we can talk about it,
but let's set a timer.
309
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,382
And... go.
310
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,684
Okay,
311
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,419
why does she have
to be the way she is?
312
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,753
Hold on.
313
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,323
Just adding more time.
314
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,958
Look...
315
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,161
I find that when
Bonnie does something that's...
316
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,031
Wrong? Bad? Evil?
317
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,033
Let-Let's say "iffy."
318
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,870
Rather than focus on
what she did, I step back
319
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,772
and think about
what she was trying to do.
320
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,041
And every time...
321
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,678
Almost every time...
322
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:34,715
her motives
are nothing but pure.
323
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,117
Almost nothing but pure.
324
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,720
She's-she's acting out of love.
325
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,189
I-I know for sure
326
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,924
that she didn't want
to hurt your business.
327
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,325
It meant everything to her.
328
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,261
And because of how much
she loves you,
329
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,863
and how much she wanted it
to succeed,
330
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,399
she didn't see the other stuff.
331
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,368
Yeah, but that's just
the thing, I can't lose sight
332
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,837
of the other stuff,
not even for a minute.
333
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,306
I mean, I've been to prison
and I'm constantly terrified
334
00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:00,807
I'm gonna go back.
335
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,810
Like, any time I hear a siren,
I just assume it's for me.
336
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,612
Even if it's on TV
and it's British.
337
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,015
You know...
338
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,251
Tammy, you've come
so far from that.
339
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,854
Yeah, but I-I'm afraid
if I do one dishonest thing,
340
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,089
I'm gonna get sucked
right back into that life.
341
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,491
Is that why you tell me
every single time
342
00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:18,892
you take an onion ring?
343
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,460
Hey, it's a slippery slope,
my friend.
344
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,762
Today it's an onion ring,
tomorrow I'm knocking over
345
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,797
a boat dealership.
346
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,435
It's hard, because
my relationship with Bonnie
347
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,170
is so complicated.
348
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,905
In some ways
she's like a sister,
349
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,841
in others she's like a parent.
350
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,512
You know, when my dad
killed my mom, my...
351
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:41,181
Oh, well, back to work.
352
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,316
Uh, y-y...
353
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,650
Tammy, you can
finish your thought.
354
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,952
Nope, a boundary's a boundary.
355
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,386
I got to go change
the urinal cakes.
356
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,992
Well, Gus, I suppose
you're happy
357
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,127
this business didn't work out.
358
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,396
You've had your eye on
this room all along.
359
00:14:57,865 --> 00:15:01,068
Any reason you need 350 pens?
360
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,136
Went a little crazy at Staples.
361
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,348
Chair, I'm gonna miss you
most of all.
362
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,085
Hey, there.
363
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,555
Maybe if I spin the other way
she'll disappear.
364
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:25,492
I just thought you might like
a sympathetic someone
365
00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,027
to listen to your troubles.
366
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,264
I got to start
locking my front door.
367
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,533
You spent the entire meeting
looking out the window,
368
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,368
and even for you,
it was immature.
369
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,303
Even for you, it was immature.
370
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:42,376
Guess driving over here
was a waste of gas.
371
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,777
I know you guys
think I'm bulletproof,
372
00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:45,712
but I'm not, I do have feelings,
373
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,080
and Tammy hurt all of them.
374
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,850
She called me a
scammer and a liar.
375
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,485
And maybe that's all I am.
376
00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,954
But now our business is done,
our friendship is done
377
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,756
and this conversation is done.
378
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,157
I trust you can
see yourself out,
379
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,326
since you broke in
in the first place?
380
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,961
Good day.
381
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,197
Damn it, this chair is too good.
382
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,936
I think you lied
because, most of your life,
383
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,738
that was necessary for survival.
384
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,676
That level of hustle
served you for a long time.
385
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,245
As an abandoned child,
as a single mom,
386
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:20,180
but it's not
serving you anymore.
387
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,882
It's actually getting
in your way.
388
00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:23,917
But it does serve me.
I got us a great job.
389
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,686
You know, we're not
up against sober,
390
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,120
rigorously honest contractors.
391
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,056
If we didn't play
as dirty as everyone else,
392
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,858
we'd never get anywhere.
393
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:34,695
Oh, that is a crock
of you-know-what.
394
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,697
You didn't even try
395
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,931
to do it differently.
396
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,499
You went straight
to your old ways.
397
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:43,237
Oh, Bonnie, you don't
need to trick anybody
398
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,339
into wanting to work with you.
399
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,442
You're perfectly capable
of landing jobs with integrity,
400
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:52,212
because you are a smart,
talented badass who--
401
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:56,250
and I'm not being sarcastic--
is great with people.
402
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,154
Okay, you can stay.
403
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,801
Who is it?
It's Tammy.
404
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,803
When did you start
locking your front door?
405
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,339
Just something I'm trying.
406
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,810
Can you open it?
407
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,215
I'm not punishing you, but no.
408
00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:31,552
All right, well,
I guess I'll start.
409
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,220
I don't like fighting with you.
410
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,222
Nobody does.
I'm very good at it.
411
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,293
You know what?
412
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,828
I don't like
fighting with you, either.
413
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,698
Look...
414
00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:48,135
you're the best friend
I've ever had,
415
00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:50,571
and I put you in a position
where you had to lie,
416
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,272
and that wasn't fair.
417
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:56,310
Bottom line, our friendship
is worth more to me
418
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,912
than anything, and I'm sorry
I jeopardized that.
419
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,715
I... I love you.
420
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,652
I love you, too.
Aah!
421
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,655
Uh...
422
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,157
I came in through the back door.
423
00:18:10,224 --> 00:18:11,925
You know, most burglars
will think of that.
424
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,628
Here, you grab the top,
I'll grab the wheels.
425
00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:16,530
Great...
426
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,232
Geez.
427
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,533
Ah...
428
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,269
We do work well together.
429
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,838
I...
430
00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:27,040
I'm sorry I screwed
everything up.
431
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,209
I'm willing to try again,
432
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,811
but we have to have
some ground rules.
433
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:32,246
Sure.
434
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,582
Okay,
don't lie.
435
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:36,850
Number two...
436
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,685
No, there's just the one.
437
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,355
All right, here's mine.
438
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,757
Hug me.
439
00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:47,961
And never sit in my chair again.
440
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,634
And being dishonest was all me.
441
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,435
Keep going.
442
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,305
We did not start this business
11 years ago.
443
00:18:58,372 --> 00:19:00,207
In fact, at that time,
Tammy was in prison
444
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,943
and I was drunk
somewhere in South America.
Too much. Too much.
445
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:06,013
God, you really have me
dancing on a wire here.
446
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,614
So, what do you think?
We good?
447
00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:10,117
I don't know. I mean,
once trust is broken,
448
00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:11,618
it's really hard
to get it back.
449
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,387
I'll throw in
a free skylight.
450
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,222
And I'll take your mother-in-law
to a two-hour lunch
451
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:16,823
once a week
until this project's finished.
452
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,826
Four hours twice a week,
and you have a deal.
Done.
453
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:20,861
Wait, did you say prison?
454
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,396
No.
455
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,072
Pass the ketchup, partner.
You got it, partner.
456
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,241
I told you
they'd work it out.
457
00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:35,642
How's your soup, Lillian?
458
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:39,012
Carnegie Deli it's not.
459
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,182
I don't know, I like her.
460
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,384
Anybody save room for dessert?
461
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,253
Mmm. I'll take
a hot fudge sundae.
462
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,521
You told me
if you tried to order sugar,
463
00:19:47,588 --> 00:19:49,423
I should say no.
Oh, that's over.
464
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,058
Okay, but I'm not
giving the $20 back.
465
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,292
Anybody else?
466
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,994
Spoons all around.
Like hell.
467
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:55,462
Bring them their own.
468
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,598
I thought you were
feeling great.
469
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,167
Oh! Never better.
But an unfortunate side effect
470
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,435
is I've lost five pounds,
471
00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:02,903
and it all came
from the balcony.
472
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,172
So, welcome back, sugar.
473
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:07,975
Smart.
A solid rack
474
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,244
will get you married.
475
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,680
Will you be my mom?
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