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Why isn't that lamp on?
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I made that shade for you
three sessions ago
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and you've never turned it on.
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The chemical smell coming off it
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led me to do some research
on papier-mâché.
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The word "flammable"
kept coming up.
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Flammable, inflammable.
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I can never get it straight.
Which one are kid's pajamas?
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The point is,
thin smelly paper and heat
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are not two things
I want to put together.
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Look, I have a spare room.
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I've got to do something
productive with it.
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Doesn't have to be papier-mâché.
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It could be something
more game-changing,
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like, I don't know,
driftwood furniture.
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I like it. Repurposing.
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When Christy was little,
"repurposing"
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was just a fancy word
for survival.
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You find a TV set
on the side of the road,
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you break out the glass
and turn it into puppet theater.
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Inventive.
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Until it gets stolen,
then you're stuck
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with two potatoes
that have wigs.
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Uh, by the way,
how's Christy doing?
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She's great. Did you know
how big driftwood furniture was
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in the '60s?
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I think it's time
for a comeback,
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like civil disobedience
and feathered hair.
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You have no idea how great
I looked with feathered hair.
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I have another client whose
daughter went away to college.
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It's a big life change.
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It's hard to concentrate
on what you're saying,
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what with it
being so dark in here.
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Fine, I'll turn it on.
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Huh.
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Really gives the room
a nice, warm glow.
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Oh!
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Say what you will,
but that was frickin' cool.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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Ooh.
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How many dating
sites are you on?
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All of them,
including Farmers Only.
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I can get a whole lot
of house in Iowa.
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You have a whole lot
of house here.
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Yeah, but it doesn't
have a sexy farmer in it.
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I don't know. I have
a bone to pick with farmers.
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Why should the whole world
have to change their clocks
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twice a year just because they
don't want to work in the dark?
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Bring a flashlight.
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Jill, I think it's great
you're trying to be proactive,
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but you and Andy
just broke up.
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It's okay to be sad.
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Nope. I'm skipping
over the "sweatpants,
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"pint of ice cream, head
under the water in the tub
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a little too long" stage.
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Hey, what about that guy Dave
who shared at the meeting today?
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Dave is two days sober.
He's still got more meth
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in his system
than a rodeo clown.
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Yeah, what I'm hearing is
he can stay up all night
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and has laser focus.
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Geez Louise, has it been
20 minutes already?
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We need to feed
the parking meter.
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You know, if you put more than
25 cents in at a time, you...
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Don't start with me, Tammy.
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Here, we should use
these nickels.
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I'm going to the ladies'.
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Oh, my God,
she drives me insane.
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I picked up on the whole
"we" means "you" thing.
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You don't even know
the half of it.
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I mean, you guys get to see
wise, patient Marjorie.
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I live with her.
I see Marjorie raw and uncut.
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She lashes out if things
aren't done her way.
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She hovers around me going,
"No, no, no. No, no, no."
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All I can think of is what those
"No, no, no's" would sound like
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under a pillow.
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No, no, no.
That's not how you smother.
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No...
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Why don't you just
stand your ground?
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'Cause I'm more comfortable
seething with resentment.
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On my way, boss. I hate my life.
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So I'm thinking
I put my driftwood bin here,
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my table saw here.
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Oh, by the way, we're gonna need
to go to the beach this weekend.
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No place my wheelchair
loves more than the beach.
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So you're locked
in on driftwood?
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I just said
I had a driftwood bin.
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Yes, I'm locked in on it.
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God, see, this is what
it was like for the masters.
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Michelangelo's husband
sat there eating a grape going,
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"I don't get
it, why paint on the ceilings?"
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Little hard to keep up.
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Yesterday you were
looking at kilns.
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This conversation is over.
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How do you stay so cool?
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'Cause I know it's not about me.
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She's yelling at you.
Isn't that about you?
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I used to think that,
and then I saw her yelling
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at a hat blowing down
the street.
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Was it a fedora?
Because a lot of us were lied to
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about how fashionable
those were.
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I'm angry, too.
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No, the point is
it's not personal.
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I just wish I could be
that zen with Marjorie.
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She's never satisfied
no matter how hard I try.
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She has 24 different sighs
to convey disappointment.
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She can even close the fridge
in a way that says,
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"You've let me down."
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You know, all those sentences
started with "she."
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Because she's the problem.
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Hey, I get it.
It took me a long time
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to learn how to live
with Bonnie.
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But I started going
to Al-Anon meetings
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and that really helped me
with this whole
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"living with a lunatic" stuff.
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I don't think I'm allowed
to go to those meetings
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because I'm an alcoholic.
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Oh, we have plenty
of alcoholics there.
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We call you double winners.
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Double winners?
Yeah.
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I like it already.
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No offense,
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but I think this wood drifted
out to sea for a reason.
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You know,
if you're gonna complain,
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I'm not gonna make you
one for Christmas.
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Hey, how you doing?
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You see her, too, right?
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Oh, uh, wow. Look at that.
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Gorgeous, right?
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It certainly is
a unique shape.
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It's like someone
spilled something
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and that spill
hardened into a table.
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Are you bringing it
just to show me?
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Well, it's not going
back in my car.
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Oh, hi.
It's Jill, right?
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Aren't you sweet
to remember?
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How have you been?
Getting heavy.
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Oh, uh, let me
help you with that.
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Well, would you look at that?
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Chivalry is not dead.
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No, but something in this table
sure smells like it is.
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That could be a sand crab.
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I probably should've
let the wood dry out.
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Where do you want it?
Here? Good.
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This is lovely.
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Big upgrade
since the last time I was here.
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Oh, yeah, no lawn chairs,
it's not dark
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and there's a plant in the
corner instead of me weeping.
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Oh, hush that fuss.
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It's nice to see
a man's sensitive side.
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Okay, Scarlett.
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Cutting in on my healing time.
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Yeah, I should get going back
to my big old lonely house.
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Uh, let me show you to the door.
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It's the door-shaped hole
with the door attached to it
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right behind me.
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That room is just
brimming with potential,
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but Adam doesn't see it.
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He's just not capable
of supporting my dreams.
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Well, your dreams have
been quite the moving target.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, let me see.
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Um, I don't have them all,
but, uh, florist.
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Cobbler.
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Cartoon voice-over actor.
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Mayor.
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Excuse me, y-you've been
writing down what I say?
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Yeah. What do you think
I've been doing?
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Grocery list, drawing penises.
I don't know.
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How about we step back
and examine
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your recent
entrepreneurial impulses?
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And where they come from.
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You mean like you stepped back
to ogle my friend Jill?
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What?
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Oh, come on, I saw you.
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You practically stepped
on your tongue.
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That is ridiculous.
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If you say so.
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Oh, I am, I'm freshly dating.
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I'm not ready for divorce.
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I-I mean...
You know what I mean.
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Wow, it's like watching
a coming-of-age movie.
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Can we please get back to you
and your creative pursuits?
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Maybe I could photograph babies.
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Every phone call with my mom
used to be a boxing match.
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So I set a boundary.
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I talk to her until I hear
the ice in her glass,
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then I say,
"Bye, Mom, I love you."
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Detach with love.
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I don't go to bed angry,
and with all my new free time,
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I learned to play the guitar.
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"Detach with love." Did
she just make that up?
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No, no, that's
a big one around here.
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Wow, it's so weird to
hear this side of it.
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I mean, technically, I have
heard this side of it,
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but I wasn't exactly
sober at my intervention.
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Would anyone else
like to share?
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Uh, hi, I'm Adam.
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Hi, Adam.
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Uh, okay, well,
this won't take long.
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I had a great week,
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which is kind of a miracle
since my wife is spinning out.
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Normally,
I would try to stop it,
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but that's like trying
to stop a fan with your hand.
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And then you
just end up with a bloody stump.
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So, I just walked away.
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And let me tell you,
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I win all those fights
that don't happen.
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Thanks.
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Is that also something
you guys say?
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No, that one
I just came up with.
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Would our, uh, newcomer
like to share?
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Oh, sure. Uh, okay.
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Hi, I'm Tammy.
Hi, Tammy.
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Uh, this is my first meeting.
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Um, I'm here because,
well, I live with an alcoholic.
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I also am an alcoholic,
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so from all of us
to all of you, sorry.
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Oh, no, no, no.
That's the coffee urn.
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We use the other one
for hot water.
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What's the difference?
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"What's the difference?"
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What?
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You could've saved the water.
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You know what?
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I love you,
and I think you got this.
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God, that feels good.
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What?
I just Al-Anon'd the
crap out of Marjorie.
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Oh, right.
You went to Adam's meeting.
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So what did he say
about me?
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You know I can't
tell you that.
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Thought
if I asked it real fast,
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you could make it happen.
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I did another lap
around the room.
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None of the guys
got better looking.
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One even got worse.
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You're cruising an 11:00 a.m.
meeting on a Wednesday.
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What about Harry?
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He gave up corn
and his eczema went away.
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You know
what didn't go away?
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Complaining
about his eczema.
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We get it, Harry.
Move on.
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Bonnie, I was thinking,
would you mind if I...
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Trevor's off-limits.
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But that's not what--
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I-I mean, I wasn't even...
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Why?
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00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,316
Because he's my therapist.
249
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,152
I like to think he folds up
at the end of the day
250
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,444
and goes in the cupboard.
251
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,405
That's true.
Therapists and magicians
252
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,657
should not have sex lives.
253
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,284
What about me? I need one.
254
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,452
I'd rather you date
the twitchy meth head.
255
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,663
Oh, he's got a
girlfriend. I checked.
256
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,668
Here's the thing.
The minute I decide
257
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,296
what I'm gonna be doing
in that room, I'm in a box.
258
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,464
And then, for the rest of my
life, I'm the hot palm reader
259
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,966
in the upstairs bedroom.
260
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,134
Oh, you're gonna be a psychic?
261
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,677
Great, you just put me in a box.
262
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,971
And I knew you were gonna do it.
263
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,601
Perhaps your reluctance
to choose a course of action
264
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,978
might be tied to the room
itself.
265
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,605
I know.
There's a weird energy in there.
266
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,231
I think it might be haunted.
267
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,483
Or perhaps...
268
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,652
someone you cared about deeply
used to live in it.
269
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,988
I don't know
who rented it before me.
270
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:41,159
As I recall,
they left an ashtray.
271
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,660
God, don't you miss smoking?
272
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,495
Oh, I smoke.
273
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,205
You lucky bastard.
274
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,708
Describe your last cigarette
in detail.
275
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,586
But before, I was referring
to Christy.
276
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,962
Why?
277
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,505
Because I was trying
to make you see
278
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,924
that maybe you don't want
to change the room
279
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,051
because, as long
as it stays the same,
280
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,594
then you can still believe
281
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,387
that Christy
might be coming back to it.
282
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,389
And altering it means
283
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,974
you might have to accept
the fact
284
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,935
that she might be gone for good.
285
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,603
That's ridiculous.
286
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,188
Humor me.
287
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,940
How about I give you
a homework assignment?
288
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,192
Ugh. Go on.
289
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,278
Before you worry
about what's going in,
290
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:21,115
how about you worry about
packing up what's going out?
291
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,870
Did you wear cologne
'cause you thought
292
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,205
you'd see my friend Jill today?
293
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,457
I'm sorry, we're out of time.
294
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,546
Can we get these
groceries put away?
295
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,257
Marjorie, I love you,
but I'm good.
296
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,259
I didn't ask if you were good.
297
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,053
I just want to get the salmon
into the fridge
298
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,805
before the cats catch on.
299
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,891
I love you. You got this.
300
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,812
We don't leave an eggy plate
in the sink without rinsing it.
301
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:54,273
I do. But I say that
with much affection.
302
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,361
Okay.
303
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,113
Time to chat.
304
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,115
All of a sudden,
305
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,409
you have been
very cold,
306
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,619
very distant, very...
307
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,371
Detached with love?
308
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,832
Just because you've said
"I love you" a thousand times
309
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,750
doesn't mean it's been loving.
310
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,003
Well, I've been going to Al-Anon
and learning about boundaries.
311
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,546
I'm familiar with that program,
312
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,756
and you're not doing it right.
313
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,592
See? Always correcting me.
314
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,303
And I'm always pretzeling
myself to please you.
315
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,514
I've never even told
you I hate salmon.
316
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,766
Weight lifted.
317
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,019
I don't think you realize
how hard you are to live with.
318
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,478
You have so many rules.
319
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,605
Well, it is my house.
320
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,524
Yes, but it happens at the
bistro, it happens at meetings,
321
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,609
it happened in the
dressing room at Marshalls.
322
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,445
I can put my own shirt on!
323
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,030
It was a turtleneck, Tammy.
324
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,656
They're tricky.
325
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,994
I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.
326
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,288
Ah. I was unhappy,
327
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,332
but now I win every
discussion I don't have.
328
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,960
What?
Something we say.
You wouldn't get it.
329
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,129
By the way, the cats
are going to town on the salmon.
330
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,131
Oh!
331
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,050
No, no, no! No, no, no!
332
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,926
Where do you want to start?
333
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,428
I don't care.
334
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,597
This is Trevor's
lame assignment.
335
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,474
Okay, well, why don't
we tackle the closet first?
336
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,476
Oh, good idea.
337
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,146
Unbelievable.
338
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,648
Christy could've packed
this up a little.
339
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,442
Look at all these
tiny hoodies.
340
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,027
You'd think I have
a ten-year-old son.
341
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,321
She probably left stuff here
for when she visits.
342
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,489
Oh, like that's gonna happen.
343
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,740
Of course it is.
344
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,158
No, she used
to call me every day.
345
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,659
Now I'm lucky
if she calls me once a week.
346
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,536
She's busy.
Yeah, not too busy
347
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,413
to have two dates with a guy.
348
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,999
Too busy to tell me. I had
to hear about it from Wendy.
349
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,167
Oh, you mean Bennett.
350
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,335
Bennett?!
351
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,920
His name is Bennett?
352
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,339
Bet he wears
boat shoes.
353
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,840
Bonnie!
354
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,300
What? By the time
she's done with school,
355
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,260
she'll be too fancy
for these clothes
356
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,804
and too fancy for me!
357
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,639
Those just as easily
could've gone in the boxes.
358
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,890
Yeah. You're right.
359
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,183
Oh, she's not
gonna need this.
360
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,227
She's not
gonna need this.
361
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,395
A picture of me
she obviously didn't want.
362
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,940
Oh, look, the earrings I gave
her which she said she loved
363
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,983
but I guess not enough
to take to law school.
364
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,819
Okay, Bon,
come here and sit down.
365
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,196
What, on the bed Christy's
never gonna sleep in again?
366
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,906
Not gonna need this anymore!
367
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,203
What's going on up there?!
368
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,747
Don't worry!
My therapist told me to do this!
369
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,589
What's happening?
I have no idea. One minute,
we're boxing up clothes,
370
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,591
the next,
she's freaking out.
Why?
371
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,553
Christy has too many sweatshirts
and she's never coming home.
372
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,138
That's crazy.
373
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,056
Agreed.
Let's bail and hit a meeting.
374
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,891
No, I'm not gonna bail
on my wife.
375
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,060
But this isn't about you.
Don't get sucked in.
376
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,854
Bloody stumps!
377
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,022
Tammy, you can have boundaries
and still help people.
378
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,276
Bonnie! Can you come down
so we can talk?
379
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,485
No!
380
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,611
You tried. Let's go.
381
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,072
Shh.
382
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,575
Oh, it's gone quiet.
That's not good.
383
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,286
All right, I'm gonna need
your help to get up the stairs.
384
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,288
Piggyback
or cradle you like a baby?
385
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,456
I can handle myself.
386
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,167
I just need you
to carry my chair.
387
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,460
Oh, right. God, I'm
always offering too much.
388
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,263
Bonnie?
389
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,307
Adam?
390
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,603
What are you doing
up here?
391
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,605
I came to check on you.
392
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,316
Seems like you're...
having a hard time.
393
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,775
Or maybe it always looks
like this.
394
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,319
I don't know.
I've never seen it.
395
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,697
It's usually a little neater.
396
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,575
So, what are you doing
in the closet?
397
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,118
Or do you hang out there?
398
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,537
I don't know.
Again, first time up here.
399
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,956
My daughter abandoned me.
400
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,291
Aw, honey.
401
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,876
It's true.
402
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,377
I haven't wanted to face it,
but it's true.
403
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,588
Come here.
404
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,300
Trevor was right.
405
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,469
The reason I couldn't figure out
what to do with this room
406
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,179
was because I...
407
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,890
I didn't want to accept
that Christy's not coming back.
408
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,976
I guess I just was hoping
409
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,146
she'd realize she wasn't cut out
for the winter and come home.
410
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,315
But...
411
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,025
she's got a good coat.
412
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,654
She's thriving
without me, so...
413
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,948
Babe, did you ever think
that maybe she's thriving
414
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,199
because of you?
415
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,826
That's dumb.
416
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,663
Did you know
she's dating someone?
417
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:19,789
You mean Bennett?
418
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,499
Oh...
Shh.
419
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,834
Christy's not gone forever.
420
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,419
And you've been so strong.
421
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,672
I'm not surprised
it's hitting you.
422
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,839
I have been strong.
423
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,216
Well, let me be strong tonight
424
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,176
and you just let it out.
425
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,767
Am I crazy or could we fit
a Ping-Pong table in here?
426
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,358
Hey.
427
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,193
You want some help with that?
428
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,903
Is that a trick question?
429
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,571
No.
430
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,868
Listen, I've been trying out
some new habits,
431
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,371
and I haven't quite got
the hang of it.
432
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,872
I'm sorry.
433
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,458
Well,
434
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,128
I have some old habits
that have crept back in,
435
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,713
and I'm sorry, too.
436
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,464
I love you.
437
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,924
No, sincerely.
I'm not doing the thing.
438
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,135
But now it sounds fake.
Forget it.
439
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,553
No, no, no. I...
440
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,265
I love you, too.
441
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,408
Hi.
442
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,909
Bonnie's not here.
443
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,453
Oh, I didn't come to see Bonnie.
444
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,746
I came to see you.
445
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,080
As a patient?
446
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,915
No, I already have a therapist.
447
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,501
His name is Ted. He's
my personal shopper at Neiman's.
448
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,421
I came bearing gifts.
449
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,840
Wow, this is nice.
450
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,966
I made it.
451
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,551
I'm a little crafty, too.
452
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,678
Oh, a lot crafty.
453
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,848
Last time I was here, I noticed
you had a naked tissue box.
454
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,184
I'm comfortable
with all things naked,
455
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,894
but, in your
line of work,
456
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,104
I thought it might be nice
to spruce it up a bit.
457
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,106
Thank you, Jill.
458
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,108
Now every time somebody
has a nervous breakdown,
459
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,485
you'll think of me.
460
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,278
I will.
461
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:19,992
Oh. Um, unfortunately,
I'm expecting a client.
462
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,828
Oh. No worries.
463
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,288
I got to go anyway.
464
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,998
I'm parked next
to a karate studio.
465
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,460
See you round.
466
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,962
See ya.
467
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,511
All things naked?
468
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,728
Huh.
469
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,855
Perfect fit. Hmm.
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