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What maniac brought
vegetables without ranch?
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I don't want to know what
celery actually tastes like.
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It was me. I swear,
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I hadn't eaten something green
in a month.
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Ever since I started
dating Andy,
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all I eat is meat, meat, meat
and banana pudding.
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But your man cooks for you.
That's my dream.
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That and a pickup truck
with a tailgate
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that turns into a ladder.
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It is nice, but he brought over
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a ton of cookbooks
and rubs and sauces.
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He's got my kitchen
looking like a... kitchen.
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Hey, you're a builder person.
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Can you build me a shelf
to make that stuff go away?
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In my sleep.
Well, how much do you charge?
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Stop. I'll do it for free.
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No, no. You got to know
your value.
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How else are you gonna get that
pickup if you work for free?
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Well, I do want that truck.
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Let's see, one shelf: $42,000.
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Fine. 75 bucks.
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Deal.
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Hello, everyone.
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What's new?
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(laughs) You went
to my bra lady.
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Oh, she is not a bra lady,
she's a boob architect.
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I mean, I got lifted, separated
and groped, but in a good way.
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I had no idea I was wearing
the wrong size this whole time.
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Oh, I did. Merry Christmas.
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I keep catching them
in my peripheral vision.
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I'm just sitting there and
it's like "Ooh! Hello, ladies."
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, my God.
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WENDY:
What?
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I just got a text
from my son.
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Are you serious?
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He hasn't spoken
to me in years.
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Well, what'd it say?
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Just to call him
when I get a chance.
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Well, you got a chance. Do it.
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No. No, I'm not ready.
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I need a meeting first.
Wendy, let's get started.
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Welcome to the Thursday
women's meeting.
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My name is Wendy and
I'm an alcoholic.
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Eh, screw it, I can't wait.
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Hi, Wendy.
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Marjorie's still on the phone?
I can barely see.
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Looks like somebody cleaned
this window with ham.
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I think her lips are moving.
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Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
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She talks to herself
all the time at home.
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What are you guys
looking at?
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Oh. I don't know.
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So who have we been spying on?
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Oh, my God,
it's Dwayne the custodian.
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(laughs)
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Well, that's on him.
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He shouldn't wear
his hair like that.
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So, what happened?
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Call me Grandma.
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(cheering)
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Congratulations.
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Oh...
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That's great.
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It was so wonderful
to hear his voice.
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Aw.
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He told me I have a
granddaughter named Sophia
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and he wants me to meet her.
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That's great, Marjorie.
I am so happy-- Whoa!
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Oh.
Sorry, my boobs scared me again.
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Whew.
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How much further?
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1.7 miles.
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Uh, make that 1.6 miles.
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Ooh, T.J. Maxx coming up
on the left.
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1.5.
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Okay, Siri, settle down.
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Thanks again for driving.
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I felt fine this morning, but
then I fed the cats granola
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and poured myself
a bowl of Meow Mix
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and I thought,
"Maybe don't drive."
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You'll be great.
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1.2.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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1.1.
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You know the best part?
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Jerry wanted nothing
to do with you,
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but you sent birthday cards
every year.
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You didn't get anything back,
but you didn't give up.
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And now look.
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I thought you were crazy.
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I might have said so
when you weren't around.
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You said it to my face.
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Did I?
(chuckles)
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That's what I like about me.
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And what the rest of
us hope you work on.
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What am I supposed to say to him
after all this time?
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When he was little,
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my goal was just to stay sober
until he got on the school bus,
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and most days,
I couldn't make it.
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Well, I blame vodka
for being so damn delicious
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with orange juice.
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Or with any juice.
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Or with nothing.
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0.3.
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Finally, my husband told me
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I had to stop drinking
or move out.
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So...
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You moved out.
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That day.
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I chose booze over my own son.
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But you're an incredible woman
now and he's gonna see it.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: You have
arrived at your destination.
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Oh, sure, I do all the work
and you bring us home.
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Text us if you need us.
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We're gonna go
get our nails done.
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And maybe hit that T.J. Maxx.
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(exhales)
I am so nervous.
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Relax. There's a baby there.
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They're great icebreakers.
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Yeah. Any time you're
at a loss for words,
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you just say,
"Look at the baby."
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Maybe don't do a voice
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that sounds like you're gonna
eat the baby.
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Would you look at all
these stupid cookbooks?
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Grill Master, Grill Monster,
All Up in My Grill.
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I guess I should be happy
he's reading.
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Although this one's
mostly pictures.
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How high do you want this?
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Where I can't see
it and Andy can.
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Well, how tall is he?
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Mm...
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Little bit taller than you.
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Oh, Belinda,
did you vacuum the carpet
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in the master bedroom today?
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I did it first thing.
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Did you, though?
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'Cause it's not as fluffed up
as it should be.
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I'll give it another go.
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And this time,
I'll really put my back into it.
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Thank you, thank you.
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All righty,
I'm gonna go get a massage,
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take a steam and then relax
for a little while.
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That's a pretty busy day.
Leave time for a nap.
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I always do.
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What would you like for lunch?
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Oh, I'll be done
way before then.
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Have you worked
for Miss Jill before?
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No.
I'll make you tuna.
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Got to say, I'm surprised
you said yes to the paraffin.
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I didn't know what it was.
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I thought she was
offering me a snack.
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Well, whatever's happening
inside this mitt
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feels soft and warm.
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And kind of sexy.
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Man, I need a boyfriend.
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That is the word
on the street.
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Maybe this bra is gonna change
my whole dating life.
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You've been wearing it
for a couple of days.
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Gotten any feelers?
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Just me for right now.
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But you know what? It ain't bad.
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(phone chimes)
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(grunts)
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It's Marjorie.
So soon?
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Hang on.
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She says, "Come get me ASAP."
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That's not good.
I know, we got to go
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right after we're done here.
No T.J. Maxx.
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Mom, we got to go now.
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What? She said,
"as soon as possible."
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The only thing
that's possible right now
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is me taking a chicken
out of the oven.
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11:22. Told you I'd be
out of here by lunch.
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Well done.
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(sighs)
Well, I took my steam,
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but there was
no eucalyptus spray,
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and I'm not gonna point
any fingers, but Natalie?
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I'll take care of it.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I finished your shelf.
What do you think?
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Oh. Okay.
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Don't you like it?
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No, I like it.
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But?
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It's just not
what I pictured.
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Well, what did you picture?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I-I guess I sort of saw
the shelf with sides and a top
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and maybe some doors.
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So a cabinet.
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A cabinet, yes. That's
the kind of shelf I want.
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All right. Well, I need
to get more supplies,
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but okay.
(chuckles)
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Oh. You're the best.
Ah...
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Thank you, thank you.
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Would you like your tuna
sandwich toasted or not toasted?
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Toasted.
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Oh, God, she's
sitting on the curb.
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Looks like a depressed
garden gnome.
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Are you okay?
No.
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What happened?
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I thought it was going well.
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And then I said the
baby looked cold
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and maybe she
needed a blanket.
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Then all of a sudden my son
starts screaming at me
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that I have no right to
tell him how to parent.
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That's crazy.
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You didn't mean anything by it.
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You know what? I'm gonna go in
and say something.
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No. Stay out of it.
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But it's not fair.
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Please just take me home.
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So? What do you think?
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Hmm.
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So I build her a cabinet,
which everyone knows
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is different than a shelf,
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and she says
it's "too closed-off."
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So we try glass doors that she
picked out, and then guess what?
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She says
it's "too see-through."
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Why are you smiling?
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No one ever vents to me.
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Oh, good. She came.
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Mm. Hope she's doing
better today.
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You know, Bonnie, they paint
lines in the parking lot
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for a reason.
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Nope.
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I'm sorry, I'll park
better in the future.
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Damn, this is terrible.
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It's always terrible.
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Do you want to vent to me?
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It's a thing now.
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We have time for one more share.
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(imitates Marjorie):
I'll go.
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Marjorie?
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(sighs)
Fine.
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Marjorie, alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Marjorie.
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I know that I've been sober
for a long time
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and I sponsor women and I try
to do all the right things,
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but... in my son's eyes,
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I'll-I'll always be the mom he
saw passed out on the sidewalk
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on his way to school.
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And I had accepted that he and I
might never have a relationship.
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But then I saw him.
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And I met my beautiful
new granddaughter.
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And now I wish he'd never
reached out to me at all.
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If her son knew her
the way we do,
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he'd be excited
to have her in his life.
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He'd be lucky to
have her in his life.
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He needs to know
how incredible she is.
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Someone needs to tell him.
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(tires screeching)
254
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Ooh, are we telling him?
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Hell yeah, we are.
256
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,881
I was literally about to say
we should go there and meddle.
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We're so in sync.
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Were you also thinking
we should stop
259
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,759
at the drive-through and get...
260
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,886
Crunchwrap gorditas?
261
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,888
I was gonna say salads.
262
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,891
Okay, but same page
about the son.
263
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,893
What the hell was that?
264
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,227
A high five.
265
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:29,689
How about an "up top" first?
266
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,984
I followed your suggestions,
made it "more streamlined,"
267
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,319
got rid of the "silly frills."
268
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,820
I hope you like it.
269
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,033
(gasps)
Oh, Tammy!
270
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,910
It's perfect!
Ah...
271
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,412
Belinda, Natalie,
did you see it?
272
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,748
Beautiful.
Yes.
273
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,792
Oh, I'm so happy.
274
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,712
Job well done.
And here you go.
275
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,881
$75, just like we agreed.
276
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,716
Yeah, just like we agreed.
277
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,051
(clears throat)
278
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,554
Belinda, put all
of Andy's grill stuff
279
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,265
up on my new shelf when you're
done vacuuming my bedroom.
280
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,809
I already vacuumed it twice.
281
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,728
Perhaps the third time
will be the charm.
282
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,063
Thank you, thank you.
283
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,151
That's the same shelf
you started with, isn't it?
284
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,153
Yep, but now it's her idea.
285
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,905
You caught on fast.
286
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,449
You know, it's funny, I've never
seen this side of Jill.
287
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,326
Is there another side?
288
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,119
How could she not get
that with all the extra time
289
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,622
and materials,
she should pay me more money?
290
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,332
It's Jill math.
291
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,293
She pays us to work till 5:00,
but keeps us till 6:30.
292
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,963
And she hasn't given us
a raise in three years.
293
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,131
But she does give us lots
of "thank you, thank yous."
294
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,428
I tried to buy groceries
with them, but it didn't work.
295
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,638
That's not right.
296
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:44,931
Uh-huh.
297
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,516
No, I'm serious. It's not right.
298
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,143
We agree.
I mean, it's wrong!
299
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:52,230
(chuckles)
Remember when we were like that?
300
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,649
I'd stay and reminisce,
301
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,110
but I have to go and
vacuum a clean carpet.
302
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,157
Thanks for seeing us.
303
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,784
We know this is
a little weird.
304
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,120
That's fine. I just want
everyone to get along.
305
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,287
JERRY:
Babe,
306
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,872
who's at the door?
307
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,167
Uh, this is, uh,
Bonnie and Christy.
308
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,128
Friends of your mother's.
309
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,170
Oh.
310
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,547
Hi.
311
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,882
You and I actually met.
312
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,720
It was a few years ago,
when your mom had cancer.
313
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,722
Right.
314
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,724
You stuck your nose in then.
315
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,309
I'm assuming you're here
to stick it in again now?
316
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,690
Look at the baby!
317
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:43,489
I have nothing to say
about that woman.
318
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,993
It was a mistake to reach out.
It wasn't even my idea.
319
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,703
It was mine.
320
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:52,206
I thought it would be nice
for Sophia to have a grandmother
321
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,834
who might like to babysit
every once in a while.
322
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,836
I'm so frickin' tired.
323
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,717
Marjorie would love to babysit.
324
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,218
Well, that's too bad.
325
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,262
She's made her choices
and I've made mine.
326
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,181
I know this is
difficult to believe,
327
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,892
but the person you're angry
at doesn't exist anymore.
328
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,686
And if you gave her another
chance, you'd see that.
329
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,396
Yeah, she is a remarkable woman.
330
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,191
She has done so much good
for so many people.
331
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,778
Great. She can help total
strangers but not her own son.
332
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,030
Okay, buddy, you're not
ten years old anymore.
333
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,115
Your mother screwed
up a long time ago.
334
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,034
You need to let her
off the hook already.
335
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,369
I mean, this one put me
through the wringer forever,
336
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,914
but she came around,
and now we're good.
337
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,543
I wasn't putting her
through the wringer,
338
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,921
I was taking care of myself.
339
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,299
Exactly.
And-and that's what I'm doing.
340
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,135
But the point is, my
daughter forgave me.
341
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,429
But that took time.
342
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,389
And you need to do
what's best for you.
343
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,101
What are you doing?
344
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:58,439
Well, I just, I have been in his
position, so I can empathize.
345
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,109
When you've had
a traumatizing childhood,
346
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,945
it's hard to just let that go.
347
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,113
It's really hard.
348
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,657
But it's possible.
349
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,743
That's what we're here to
tell him, that it's possible.
350
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,245
(chuckles)
Of course it is.
351
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,913
We're good now.
352
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,624
And that's because I took
the space I needed.
353
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,459
He's had 28 years of space.
354
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,461
And for the record, I don't
think much healing went on
355
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,879
when you shut me
out of your life.
356
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,881
But we are good now.
So good.
357
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,592
And I think the reason we're
so good now is that we deal
358
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,803
with each other instead of
letting our resentments fester
359
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,305
and bubble up at
inappropriate times.
360
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,015
You can't schedule
feelings, Mom.
361
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,934
They just get here
when they get here!
362
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,270
But you can choose to
keep them to yourself!
363
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,985
Sorry, she's just
so activating.
364
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,074
I'm heading out.
365
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,909
Okay. Thank you, thank you.
366
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,872
Look, I need
to tell you something,
367
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,665
because if I don't,
it'll build up
368
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,917
and pretty soon when I do
my birthday thing at Benihana,
369
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,752
you won't be invited
and you'll be devastated
370
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,504
'cause you won't know why.
371
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,300
That was a lot to follow.
Are you mad at me?
372
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,263
You and I agreed on $75
for one shelf.
373
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,681
And I love it.
374
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,016
Yeah, but in order
to get to that shelf,
375
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,559
you made me build
two other shelves.
376
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,145
And a series of cabinets.
377
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,646
So...?
378
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,481
So I want more money.
379
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,317
Oh.
380
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,152
I spent more than that
on materials alone,
381
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,945
not to mention my time.
382
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,198
So I think $250 sounds fair.
383
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,033
Let me get my checkbook.
384
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,035
Thanks.
(chuckles)
You're welcome.
385
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,540
You get why I'd asked, right?
Mm-hmm.
386
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,417
Because it seems like
you're writing me the check
387
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,668
to shut me up.
(chuckles)
388
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,253
Isn't that what checks are for?
389
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:50,051
No, they're for paying people
who work very hard for you.
390
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,553
I heard you, I heard you.
Calm down.
391
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,263
No, because it's not
just about me.
392
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,015
You-you know, you haven't given
your housekeepers a raise
393
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,350
in three years?
394
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,018
Of course I have.
395
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,395
Nope. Not in three years.
396
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,397
Well, how would
you even know that?
397
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,941
Because for the last few days,
I've been in the kitchen
398
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,275
of Downton Abbey.
399
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,403
I love that show.
400
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,572
Now that's a staff.
401
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,741
Belinda and Natalie
are fantastic.
402
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,868
And I say thank you
all the time.
403
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,204
Well, maybe you should
start doing it with money.
404
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,580
I mean, aren't you
the one that says
405
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,415
you need to pay people
their value?
406
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,875
Yes.
407
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,710
So why aren't you?
408
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548
I don't know.
409
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,385
It just never occurred to me.
410
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,553
(laughs softly)
411
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,556
Oh, my God,
I am an awful person.
412
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,975
No, no, you're
a terrific person,
413
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,810
it's just a little bit
of a blind spot for you.
414
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,104
And when I say "little bit,"
I mean huge.
415
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,605
And when I say
"blind spot,"
416
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,567
I mean gigantic character flaw.
417
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,568
I mean, this is so humiliating.
418
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,196
I don't think
I can even face them now.
419
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,615
I mean, should I just get
rid of them and get new ones?
420
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,659
No. No.
421
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,494
Look at me. No.
422
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,212
Oh. I was gonna watch a movie.
423
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,300
Fine, I'll study in my room.
424
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,635
Oh, I don't want
to inconvenience you.
425
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,679
You're not.
426
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,390
Thank you.
427
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,725
(sighs)
428
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,935
What does that mean?
429
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,106
It's called breathing.
430
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,776
Is that okay or is it
too "activating" for you?
431
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,945
(knocking on door)
432
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,114
Keep breathing, I'll get it.
433
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,621
I just got off the phone
with my son.
434
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,998
It was Christy's idea.
435
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,625
You're the one who turned
the car around.
436
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,961
I came to say thank you.
437
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,881
It was my idea.
438
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,216
Jerry decided
that he wants his daughter
439
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,177
to have a relationship
with her grandma.
Oh...
440
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,721
That's amazing.
441
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,973
What about, what about
you and Jerry?
442
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,392
H-He said we're
a work in progress.
443
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:08,356
I don't know what you said
to him, but I'm so grateful.
444
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,900
To be honest, it was really
more Christy than me.
445
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,361
(scoffs)
That's not true.
446
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,363
You're the one
who turned the car around.
Yeah,
447
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,323
but you did that whole thing
where you empathized with him.
448
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,866
I think that made
the difference.
449
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,619
I don't know.
That tough love stuff
450
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,746
you were dishing out
was pretty compelling.
451
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,664
And that
festering resentment part?
452
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,166
(scoffs)
It was a home run.
453
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,668
Was it? I was afraid
it was too much.
454
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,212
In the moment,
I was concerned...
Yeah.
455
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,880
...but it turns out,
you're a genius.
456
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,218
Wow. You two are so good now.
457
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,346
BOTH:
We know.
458
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,972
Hey, we did it.
Ah!
459
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,641
What?
460
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,355
Here you go.
461
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,357
Oh, you didn't have
to make me lunch.
462
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,360
Oh, no, no, no. I have to learn
how to do things for myself.
463
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,695
Settle down. You just sent
your housekeepers on vacation.
464
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,364
You're not Helen Keller.
465
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,074
That's right.
Because I'm a good person
466
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,784
who also makes
a good tuna sandwich.
467
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:05,204
How about you're a great person
who makes a sandwich?
468
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,041
Would you mind getting me
a refill of my iced tea?
469
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,001
Oh, sure.
470
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,003
Thank you, thank you.
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