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Tammy Diffendorf.
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Hey.
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Hey, Eve.
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Oh, I see you brought
your friend. Again.
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Not just friend. Advocate.
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You know, so you
can't plant drugs on her.
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I'm her parole officer.
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If she goes back to jail,
I look bad.
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Do ya? Or do you get a kickback
for feeding the machine?
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I brought you
my pay stubs,
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um, and gave them my urine
sample at the front desk.
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Clean handoff this
week-- no spillage.
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Um, Bonnie can vouch
for my AA meetings.
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Okay, Tammy...
I took video,
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but just don't look
at the other people,
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'cause it's supposed
to be anonymous.
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Although there might be
a bass player
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from a sort of
famous band in there.
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(imitates bass slapping)
That's all you get.
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Okay, stop.
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Tammy...
I've got some news for you.
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I recommended you
for early release from parole.
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Seriously?
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You've been totally clean
for a year now.
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You've never missed
any of our appointments.
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You're one
of my success stories.
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Yeah. You're one
of our success stories.
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This is amazing.
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So when do we find out?
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I can put you in front
of a judge Tuesday at 10:00 a.m.
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Perfect.
Ooh.
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10:00's not good for me.
Could we make it 11:30?
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This may stun you...
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but you're not required
for this.
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Eve, buddy,
this is our win.
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It doesn't happen
without you and me.
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And me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Well, either way,
it's 10:00 a.m.
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I'll move some things around.
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Thanks, buddy.
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To Tammy Diffendorf,
free woman.
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Oh...
ALL: To Tammy.
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Thanks, guys. It still
doesn't even seem real.
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I was in the courtroom.
It's real.
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And boring when
you're not the defendant.
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(laughs)
Christy, I don't know why
you want to be a lawyer.
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So I can help people.
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(snoring)
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Well, you all helped me.
I would not
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be a free woman
if it weren't for you guys.
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ALL: Aw.
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But especially...
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Oh, right.
My higher power.
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Okay, and...
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Myself.
Uh-huh. Also?
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Please thank my mom
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or we'll never
get through this moment.
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Bonnie, no,
it goes without saying.
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But you could say it.
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I would still be in jail
if you hadn't been there for me
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when I needed you.
There it is. Mm.
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Salads for everyone.
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Hold on. Are you offering
to pay for lunch?
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As a matter of fact, I am.
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With a credit card from
a bank in this country
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with my real name on it.
(laughs)
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Base salad only.
Nobody add protein.
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But I'm starving.
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Fine. I'll cover shrimp.
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But I'm allergic.
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Listen,
I have not been sleeping,
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so you will eat the shrimp
and you will love it.
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Then later, I'm
gonna use this
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to buy my husband a
spectacular birthday present.
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Something he wants
or something you want?
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Excuse me?
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That's what you do.
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When I turned six
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you gave me a coffeemaker.
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Because you made the coffee.
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And also, I was tired of seeing
you scald your little hands.
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That's why I don't have
a thumbprint.
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Happy birthday!
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Whoa!
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Open it.
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Wow. Okay.
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Let me take the bow
off for you.
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Ah, man, that's great.
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I know. Remember last month
when we were watching TV
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and there was a random guy
in the background
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and you said you loved
his jacket
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and I didn't even know
what you were talking about,
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so we went back and paused it?
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Also, I had no idea
our TV could do that.
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Anyway, this is that jacket.
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Oh.
So you really like it?
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I do.
Thank you, honey.
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Put it on, put it on.
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Oh, my God.
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So hot. If I were
a few years younger,
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I'd be pregnant right now.
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"Inspected by 12."
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Aw, 12, he's the best.
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(laughs)
Birthday breakfast.
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Birthday boy gets
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whatever he wants.
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What he wants.
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You love it?
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I love you both.
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But the jacket more.
(clicks tongue)
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I did it!
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Did what?
Do I want to know?
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I gave Adam something he really
wanted for his birthday.
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Really? You're married
and you're still doing that?
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A gorgeous leather,
very expensive jacket.
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And you know it's classy
'cause they had
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the "can't steal it" wire
on it.
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And you know I'm classy
'cause I didn't steal it.
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Aw, Mom, good for you.
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This is gonna sound crazy,
but it almost feels like
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it's better giving a gift
than getting one.
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You mean it's better to give
than to receive?
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I like the way I said it.
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Hey, happy birthday.
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Aw, thanks.
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Where's your jacket?
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Babe, I'm still in my pajamas.
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But I want Christy to see it.
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Go get it.
No, you'll take forever.
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I'll go get it.
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I got you a card
and a coupon
Oh...
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for one free consultation
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when I become a lawyer.
Ah.
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Or, if I flunk out
of law school,
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one free hug.
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Which I will definitely need.
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Ah, you drew a little picture
of you with a briefcase.
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Yeah, and a scarf.
That's gonna be my thing.
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Oh. Thanks, Christy.
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All right, arms out.
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Let's get this bad boy
on this bad boy.
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Oh, wow, Mom, you did great.
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He looks fantastic.
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I did, didn't I?
He does, doesn't he?
Yeah.
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I am delicious.
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What, you're taking it off?
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I'm gonna hop in the shower.
I love it. Thank you.
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Huh.
What?
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Well, I just thought
he'd be a little more,
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you know,
"Pow. Nailed it.
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You're the best wife ever."
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Maybe a few tears of joy?
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Would it kill him?
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Want to see the coupon
I got him?
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(scoffs)
You need so much validation.
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All right,
tonight we live.
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Two words: Fancy Feast.
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Are you drooling,
Carlos Santana?
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I think you are.
And I don't blame you.
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You've got "Tuna Florentine
with garden greens
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in a delicate sauce."
Enjoy.
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What in the hot hell
is going on here?
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I'm feeding the cats.
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Tuna Florentine
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is for special occasions.
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Carlos, do not eat that.
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This is a special occasion.
I'm a free woman.
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They get sick if they eat
too much rich food.
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You know the rules.
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Aw, screw the rules.
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Poor things are trapped
in these four walls.
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They eat when you
tell them to eat,
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no one's allowed on the bed,
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and they all have to use
the same bathroom.
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Let 'em live.
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When you get your own cats,
you can do it your way.
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Spread the word. I'm leaving
a window open tonight.
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Wings, a beer, and a shot.
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Good morning.
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Ah, the one thing my wife
didn't get in the divorce:
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my drinking problem.
Well...
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it's like they say:
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why is divorce so expensive?
'Cause it's worth it.
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Not that I would know.
I've never been married.
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How is that possible?
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Well, I never really met
the right guy, and also,
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I was in prison
for the last seven years.
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Ooh, tall and dangerous.
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And no longer on parole.
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I can do what I want
when I want, and who want.
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Tammy,
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can I see you for a sec?
Ah.
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Uh-oh, boss is getting jealous.
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He should be.
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(laughs)
Tammy.
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What?!
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Can I speak to you?
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(clears throat)
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What is your problem?
Mike's fed, watered
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and ready to sprout.
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That's my problem.
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The ink isn't dry
on his divorce.
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That's not a pool
you want to splash around in.
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A guy stuck
in an unhappy marriage
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who hasn't had
good sex in years?
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Fetch me my snorkel.
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Listen...
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Come on, he's-he's a regular.
It could get messy.
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If we do it right.
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As your boss,
can you just do what I say?
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Oh, sure.
You're the big boss man.
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You tell me
when to take my breaks,
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you force me to shove
my hair in a net,
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and now you're in charge
of my vagina?
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I-I don't think
I'm allowed to speak anymore.
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Good. Me and my vagina
are taking a break.
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Okay, wow, you said it again.
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Bonnie.
Tammy.
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Hey, silly, look what
you left at home.
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But, babe,
it's-it's hot out today.
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But don't you want to
show it off to your friends?
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Sure, but I'm-I'm working,
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and I don't want
to get beer all over it and...
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Huh.
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What?
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I'm beginning to think
you don't like this jacket.
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I do. I really do.
I'll put it on.
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Well, now you're just
putting it on for me.
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Yes, I am, because
that's what you want.
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No. This is all about
what you want.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, forget it, everything's
perfect, everything's fine.
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Well, at least
she didn't say vagina.
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I haven't been sleeping lately.
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Which is really frustrating,
because everything
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that used to make me sleepy
is a no-no.
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And by "everything,"
I mean booze and pills.
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And sometimes cocaine,
which didn't help,
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but it made it fun
to stay awake.
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I tried mint tea,
tried meditating.
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I even called a girlfriend
and listened to her
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drone on about her day.
(gasps)
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Well, don't gasp.
Now everybody knows it was you.
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Oh, anyway,
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super sober and super tired.
Thanks.
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(applause)
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Aren't you hot
in that thing?
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Shut up.
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Who wants to share next?
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
ALL: Hi, Bonnie.
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I bought this jacket
for my husband.
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There was nothing in it for me.
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No quid pro quo.
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Just an honest woman lovin'
on her man, but guess what?
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00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:48,170
Turns out men don't care.
Mm-hmm.
256
00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:49,170
Write that down,
young'uns.
257
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,500
Don't care.
258
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,510
Should have bought him
the InstaPot that I wanted.
259
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,970
But I didn't, and you know why?
260
00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,260
Because I've evolved.
261
00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,510
So thank God for sobriety
262
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:01,260
and thank God my ingrate husband
263
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,680
and I are roughly the same size.
264
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,980
Who else wants...
Tammy, alcoholic.
265
00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,110
ALL:
Hi, Tammy.
266
00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:10,150
Where do I start?
267
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,190
At the beginning, idiot.
Fine.
268
00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,610
(clears throat)
269
00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:15,190
Personally,
I'm doing pretty good.
270
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,820
I'm actually fantastic.
271
00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,070
I just got off parole,
lost a lot of constraints.
272
00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:21,330
But, um, I'm starting to realize
273
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:22,620
the whole world is a prison.
274
00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,290
I mean, everyone's
always telling you
275
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,290
what to do and how to do it.
276
00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,540
Like this meeting.
277
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,420
It has to start
at a certain time.
278
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,920
The chairs have to be
in a circle
279
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,210
instead of a triangle,
aka pyramid,
280
00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:34,710
which is proven
to be more powerful,
281
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,550
My damn phone tells me
to stand up.
282
00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,970
Even my car bosses me around.
283
00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:41,800
Beep, beep, beep,
put on your seatbelt.
284
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,810
Beep, beep, beep, you've arrived
at your destination.
285
00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:47,060
I'll tell you when I've arrived
at my damn destination.
286
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,570
Hey, just take it off.
Never.
287
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,980
TAMMY:
You people are all blind.
288
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,150
You don't see it but I do,
and I'm done.
289
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,240
Actually, if you could
be done, that'd be great.
290
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,240
The timer's already
gone off twice.
291
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,410
So?
I'm not finished talking.
292
00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,540
Well, it's the rule.
Oh, everybody hear that?
293
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,460
Warden Wendy's
cracking her whip.
294
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,210
No talking on the
way to the yard.
295
00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:13,380
Ugh, honey, you know meetings
have rules for a reason.
296
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,800
Well, maybe I want
to change the rules.
297
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,210
Then we need to have
a business meeting
298
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,920
and take a group conscience.
299
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,430
Ugh.
300
00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:21,430
And if you want to do that,
you have to make a motion.
301
00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:22,970
You know what?
I'll give you a motion.
302
00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,140
(blows raspberry)
303
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,650
Okay, who else
would like to share?
304
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,990
I'm worried about Tammy.
Do you think she's okay?
305
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,680
I drove by her and offered
to give her a ride.
306
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,520
She just flipped me off
and licked my window.
307
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,780
What am I missing?
308
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,450
I thought getting off parole
was supposed to be a good thing.
309
00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,870
Oh, actually, it can be
a very scary time.
310
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,740
I remember when I finally
cleared parole.
311
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,450
All right, this is gonna be
a long one,
312
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,870
I can't take it.
313
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:20,140
All the freedom and the, uh,
314
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,720
lack of structure that I'd, uh,
315
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,970
been longing for
made my head spin.
316
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,600
It took a while before I really
317
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,850
felt comfortable.
318
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,480
We just have to be
patient with Tammy,
319
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,650
and support her
in whatever way we can.
320
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,690
Wow.
321
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,490
You're better than
Sleepytime Tea.
322
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:42,370
Charge your phone.
I'm calling you tonight.
323
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,370
(TV playing indistinctly)
324
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,760
I found someone
who likes the jacket.
325
00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,930
Okay.
326
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,600
Let's talk about this.
327
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,640
What's to talk about?
I got you a jacket you wanted
328
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,770
and you hate it.
I'm good, you're bad, the end.
329
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,850
I'm sorry, babe.
330
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,480
It worked for the guy on TV,
331
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,770
but when I looked
at myself in the mirror...
332
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:17,280
I felt ridiculous.
333
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,360
I'm not a kid
riding a motorcycle.
334
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,070
I'm 62.
335
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,490
And a man my age should not
be in that many zippers.
336
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,870
Oh, our first married birthday,
337
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,880
and I flubbed my chance.
338
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,460
No. You went to
a ton of trouble
339
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,550
to get me something
that I wanted.
340
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:38,800
That means a lot to me.
341
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,800
Really?
Yeah.
342
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,720
You're the best.
Aw.
343
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,890
You know,
344
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,180
this is gonna sound so stupid,
345
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,520
but it's almost like
the actual gift didn't matter
346
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,520
as much as the effort
I put into it.
347
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,810
Yeah.
348
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:59,110
Y-You mean it's the
thought that counts.
349
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,490
I like the way
I said it better.
350
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,780
Oh, break it up,
we got to go.
351
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,780
It's 3:00 a.m.,
where are we going?
352
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,660
Marjorie called,
she's freaking out,
353
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,000
Tammy never came home.
354
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,500
(sighs)
To the AA mobile.
355
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,000
What's going on with Tammy?
356
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,130
She's been weird at the bar.
What'd she do?
357
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:20,210
She said a word
that I'm not comfortable with.
358
00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,260
Twice.
359
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:25,180
Vagina.
He hates that word.
360
00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:27,760
I don't blame him.
361
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,270
I really think we could
have done better there.
362
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,900
Do you think
Tammy's drinking?
363
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,020
I don't know.
364
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,570
My drinky sense
isn't tingling.
365
00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,030
Mine is.
366
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:43,740
But it could be allergies.
367
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:46,370
Ugh.
God, I don't miss this.
368
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,370
Me either.
369
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:48,870
Driving around
looking for you.
370
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,540
Riding my bike
looking for you.
371
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,870
It's been a long time
since I stayed up all night
372
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:58,710
wondering when you're
gonna come home.
373
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,840
Every night you're home.
374
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,050
Every night.
375
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,050
Mom, I'm trying.
376
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,720
Everyone's either married, gay,
377
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,140
or transitioning into someone
378
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:15,640
who is not interested in me.
379
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,190
I just hope she's not
doing something stupid.
380
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,900
I think I love you.
381
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,610
I didn't come here to talk.
382
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,910
(knocking, pounding)
383
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,410
I'm coming, I'm coming.
384
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,960
Hey.
385
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,080
You were right.
I slept with Mike.
386
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,250
It got a little messy.
Is Bonnie here?
387
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,920
Oh, my God, I am so tired.
388
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,510
From now on,
if anybody has a crisis,
389
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:49,590
please do it during
normal business hours.
390
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,560
Oh, I'm loving it.
391
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,970
I was up anyways.
392
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,100
I'd rather be around you
guys than my thoughts.
393
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,440
(phone rings)
It's her.
394
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,600
Where are you?
395
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,020
Your place. Where are you?
Your place.
396
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,610
Everyone's here.
We're all worried about you.
397
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,900
You should be.
Did you drink?
398
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,200
No. It's not that.
I just really need your help.
399
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,360
Did she drink?
Yes or no?
400
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,950
No.
You won't help me?
401
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,620
Of course I'll help you.
402
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,620
We all want to help her.
Put her on speaker.
403
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:19,210
I'm putting you on speaker,
so don't discuss Secret Santa.
404
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,380
Tammy, what's going on?
405
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,380
I don't know.
The last couple days,
406
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,460
my brain has been going
a hundred miles an hour,
407
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,010
and I just...
I can't slow it down.
408
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:29,180
Well, we're all
here for you.
409
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,140
TAMMY: Who's that?
That was Wendy.
410
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,810
TAMMY: Who's that?
That was Jill.
411
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:36,180
Okay, look, can everybody
just say their names
412
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,730
before they speak?
413
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:41,270
Bonnie, alcoholic.
Oh... Sorry, muscle memory.
414
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,610
Go on.
415
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,570
Okay, uh, look.
It's just so terrifying.
416
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,740
You know, I mean,
I've spent most of my life
417
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:47,940
in one system or another,
418
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:50,160
and they always
shoved rules down my throat.
419
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,410
I hated it.
420
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:53,240
But I also know
that without rules,
421
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,740
I can make the biggest mistakes
of my life.
422
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,080
And I know I've been
acting a little crazy.
423
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,880
Christy here.
Yes, you have.
424
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,960
This is Jill.
425
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,000
We just want
what's best for you.
426
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,710
Wendy. Mm-hmm.
427
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:12,260
You need to trust yourself more.
You've put in the work.
428
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,100
You know, you're not
the same person you were
429
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,680
when you robbed that steakhouse.
You can handle this.
430
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,100
Can I?
431
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,480
Bonnie got out of her own head
by being there for you.
432
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,020
Maybe you need to do that
for somebody else.
433
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,780
You can probably tell
that was Marjorie, but I agree.
434
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:30,360
Okay, I don't hate that.
Keep talking.
435
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,280
Can I go back
to bed now?
436
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,160
You know what? I could
really use a cup of coffee.
437
00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:46,070
I see some familiar faces.
438
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:50,030
Barb, I think you got out
ahead of me?
439
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,280
Sorry you're back.
440
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,620
For those of you
who don't know me, um,
441
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,700
I spent seven years inside.
442
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,040
Yeah, you might find my initials
443
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,960
carved in the wall
by the good phone.
444
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:04,630
But I got out, and recently
I got off parole.
445
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,000
And believe me, I never thought
446
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,630
that I would want
to come back here.
447
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,720
But I found AA here.
448
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,430
I'll never forget
my first meeting.
449
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:15,640
I just came to break my day up.
450
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,310
Maybe score a cookie.
451
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:20,730
I had no intention
of getting sober.
452
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:23,610
I would sit in that chair--
that chair right there--
453
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,190
and I would stare at that fan...
454
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,650
Oh, the fan's gone.
455
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,440
No wonder it's a little warm.
456
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,990
Anyway, I would sit there
and think,
457
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:34,910
"Why is my life such a mess?"
458
00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:37,580
But I kept coming back
to this meeting,
459
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,620
and I am so glad I did,
460
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,920
because it started to sink in.
461
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,380
And even before I left,
things just got better.
462
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,550
I mean, the showers
463
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,550
were still an adventure, but...
464
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,550
suddenly I had hope.
465
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,680
And then,
when I got out,
466
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,310
the program really saved my ass.
467
00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:00,060
And now I have these great women
in my life, you know?
468
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,480
Who, who...
469
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,650
who have my back,
470
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,110
talk me off a ledge, you know?
471
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:07,690
And keep me from
landing back here, like Barb.
472
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,400
Sorry, Barb.
473
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,740
Anyway...
474
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,870
I just want to say that it...
475
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,660
it works, if you work it.
476
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,370
And you're worth it.
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