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You know, you might want
to tell your bride
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about all the self-help books
you own before you get married.
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It was a phase.
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And did you ever find
"the child within"?
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Yeah, I married her.
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(laughs)
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You gonna comment on every box
we're gonna unpack that's mine?
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You're the one
who married a child.
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(chuckles softly)
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Ooh. Patton,
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The Dirty Dozen,
The Great Escape.
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We get it. You have a penis.
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If you're
only finding that out now,
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I'm doing something wrong.
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Ooh, Oscar alert.
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Street Racer 2.
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That's not the
actual movie.
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That's just some video
with me and my stunt buddies
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screwing around on set.
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Oh, we got to fire that up.
We do?
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Everyone said I was crazy
to save this VCR machine.
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Who's crazy now?
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Oh, where's my phone, where's
my phone, where's my phone?
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In your hand,
in your hand, in your hand.
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Oh. Yes, thank you.
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(sighs)
Now, where are my keys?
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Check it out. We're gonna watch
some of Adam's old home movies.
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Can't. I have to pick up
my boss's dry cleaning.
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Some would say demeaning.
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I say phase one
of my rocket ride to the top.
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Optimism,
the sober woman's cocaine.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, look at you.
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So cute in your little
race car outfit.
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That's a certified fireproof
racing suit.
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Men have died in those.
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(baby talk): And I just want to
eat up your little face in it.
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Oh, my God.
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(laughing)
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Hey. You're walking.
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Yeah, I used to walk.
I used to run.
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I used to dance
like a white guy.
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(exhales)
Still got it.
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Check out all the girls.
They're all over you.
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Is that Cheryl Ladd?
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No, it's her stunt double.
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But after a few beers,
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it's Cheryl Ladd.
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What am I doing?
I got to go.
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Oh. Good.
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Yes, I am wearing a bra.
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Onward!
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Okay,
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let's take all these boxes
and stuff 'em under the bed
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with the rest of the stuff
I don't know why I keep.
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Yeah.
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(grunts)
Coming.
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(Adam clears throat on TV)
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I'm about to make someone
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who went to Yale Drama School
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look like they know
how to drive a race car.
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(chuckles)
On fire.
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Got the bra.
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Forgot the panties.
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So...
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♪ ♪
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Christy, where the hell's
my dry cleaning?
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Christy!
I'm here! I'm here!
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Stupid avocado toast took
a big green dump on my blouse.
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I'm so sorry.
My car broke down...
Blouse.
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So it got towed to a shop
in the middle of nowhere,
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and I think I saw
a guy playing banjo.
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And, of course,
I couldn't get an Uber,
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so I had to take
the bus, and...
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Buttons.
Yep. Yeah.
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Okay. And I was so surprised,
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because it's a fairly new car.
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Move with me.
Yeah.
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Um, I bought it
from my ex-husband,
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which, I don't know...
Will you shut up?
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I just texted "I bought it
from my ex-husband" to a judge.
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Where is my coffee?
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Um, well, again,
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uh, my car is broken down
and so I couldn't get it.
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Well, it better be on my desk
by the time I get back.
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If I don't have my coffee,
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I'm mean.
Uh-huh.
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Hey.
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I'm still a woman.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, I got nothing
to talk about today.
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Okay.
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So, what's the deal?
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You don't say anything
until I can't stand the silence
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and then I start yapping
about myself?
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That's, uh, what they teach you
in shrink school?
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First day.
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(chuckles)
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Well, not for nothing,
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I saw Adam walking.
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In an old videotape.
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He's in a wheelchair, you know.
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Yes, I know. I actually listen
when you speak.
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So, seeing Adam walk,
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how did that make you feel?
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Shrink school day two?
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We all come in
pretty much knowing that one.
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Uh...
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it made me feel
like Adam and I don't talk
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about how the accident
made him feel.
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You've never discussed it?
Early on.
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He told me he flew off a cliff
on a snowboard
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and snapped his vertebrae.
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But he, you know,
made it sound sexy and cute,
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like first date banter.
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But nothing since then?
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I make jokes
when we watch Wile E. Coyote.
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Like when he runs off the cliff
but he doesn't realize it
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till he looks down
and then he holds up a sign
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that says, "Yikes."
(laughs)
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Yeah,
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Adam doesn't laugh either.
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The thing is...
(sighs)
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he never gets real
about what happened.
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He may not want to.
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What's your point?
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He... may... not...
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want... to.
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But I want to.
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I'm his wife.
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We should be able to talk about
something as important as this.
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But if he doesn't,
you have to respect his wishes
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and accept that.
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(blows raspberry)
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Okay, that's one.
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You know you're only allowed two
per session.
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(sighs)
The thing is,
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I don't want to be married
to someone who's an island.
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I want a real partner.
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Do you know
I've never seen him cry?
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Well, once-- when he heard the
Raiders were moving to Vegas.
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That was a hard day
for a lot of people.
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I just wish
he would open up to me more.
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What are you smirking at?
You think this is funny?
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I just think it's funny
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that you thought
you had nothing to talk about.
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(blows raspberry)
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(sputtering)
No, no.
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It's a bug in my mouth.
(sputters)
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Britney!
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Almond milk latte!
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Britney!
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Excuse me.
I've been waiting.
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I'm in a real rush here.
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So is everybody, darling.
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Well, darling, not everybody's
gonna get yelled at
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the way I'm gonna
get yelled at.
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Like I'm getting yelled at now?
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Leslie!
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Caramel macchiato!
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Leslie!
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Seriously?
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Who's Leslie banging
to get her drink first?
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Oh, hey. Leslie.
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Look, the next one
better be "Veronica!
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"Triple shot espresso!
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Veronica!"
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What is taking
you so long?
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I have circled the
block, double-parked
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and bought a
pair of shoes.
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You like?
Bevel.
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Love.
Thanks.
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Don't be nice to him.
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He's skipping me on purpose
because he's a giant ass.
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My ass is tiny and perfect.
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(phone chimes)
(gasps)
Look at that.
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"Where's my coffee?"
All caps.
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All caps!
Getting loud.
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Veronica!
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Triple shot espresso
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with oat milk
and caramel drizzle!
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Veronica!
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Not drizzle. Pump.
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I said "pump"!
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You said "drizzle."
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She wants caramel pump.
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Pump!
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Pump, pump, pump!
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Pump!
Okay.
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Careful, honey, you're
about to go viral,
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and you are not having
a good hair day.
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You're really not.
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(chuckles)
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So, that videotape
this morning,
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that must've
brought back memories.
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I guess.
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Misty watercolored?
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What?
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It's part of a song.
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Oh.
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♪ Memories ♪
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♪ Sometimes tough
to talk about ♪
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♪ But it's healthy
to discuss it ♪
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♪ The way ♪
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♪ You were. ♪
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I'm not sure why
you're singing,
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but I'm good.
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Good. Good.
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Goody, goody, good, good.
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BONNIE:
Stop it.
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Don't say anything else.
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Go full Trevor on his ass.
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The uncomfortable silence
will drive him crazy,
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and he'll start yapping.
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Just be patient.
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He'll crack.
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Live in the silence.
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♪ Live in the freakin' silence ♪
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♪ Mm... ♪
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Am I crazy
or do I sound like Adele?
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I should cut a demo.
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He didn't say anything
for a half hour.
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He just sat there.
Wouldn't even talk to me.
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Who does that?
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Side note,
if I had a cabaret,
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sang a few songs,
would you guys come?
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Ugh.
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I bet you
already ordered, right?
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'Cause, God forbid,
you wait for us.
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We haven't ordered yet.
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Yeah, 'cause
we're late.
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Just get off
my back.
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What's your problem?
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Abort, abort.
Do not poke the honey badger.
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Guess who got kicked
out of the only place
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my boss likes her coffee.
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How do you get kicked out
of a coffee shop?
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A homeless guy
lives in ours.
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You have to go to him
for the bathroom key.
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It wasn't my fault.
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This barista
was being crazy rude,
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and I told him off.
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That doesn't
sound like you.
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Oh, it's her.
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Ever since she started
working for Veronica,
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it's like living
in a horror movie.
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Want to start with me?
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'Cause I'll end it.
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See? She's like
a possessed doll.
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Know what I think?
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Oh, and now this one.
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It's not just Christy.
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Everybody's angry
these days.
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I can't even
watch the news
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without throwing
something at the TV.
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Last night, she clipped me
in the head with an orange.
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Eh, it was just a Cutie.
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Yeah, but you threw
a fastball,
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and you know I have
a tender scalp.
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JILL:
Oh, common courtesy's
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a thing of the past.
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God forbid,
you don't hit the gas
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as soon as the light
turns green.
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00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:14,180
The other day, a woman cut me
off and called me a whore.
265
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:17,510
You shouldn't have to hear that
when you're fully dressed.
266
00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:24,150
(clears throat)
I'm about to make someone...
267
00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,250
(clicks off video)
268
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,220
Hey.
269
00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:29,020
What are you doing?
270
00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,730
Nothing.
Just thinkin' my thoughts.
271
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,330
You were watching
that video again?
272
00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,530
Yeah, you know me.
273
00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:42,600
I love showbiz.
274
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,270
I want to see
how the sausage is made.
275
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,510
You...
276
00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:48,510
behind the scenes.
277
00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:49,580
Walking.
278
00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,710
Were you walking?
279
00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:52,710
Wait. I guess you were.
280
00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:54,520
Come on, Bonnie, just be honest.
281
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,620
About what?
282
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,490
You wish I was still that guy.
283
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,120
That's insane.
284
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,620
Well, then why do you
keep watching it?
285
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,720
I don't know.
286
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,790
I do, and I don't appreciate
you lying to me.
287
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,360
Why don't you just admit it--
288
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,900
you wish
that I could still walk.
289
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,760
No, I don't.
Yeah, you do.
290
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,070
No, I don't!
I just feel sad for you.
291
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,340
Well, you know what?
292
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:23,110
Watching you stumble
through your life...
293
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,180
...I feel sad for you, too.
294
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,860
He said he felt
sad for me.
295
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,160
Well, perhaps
you hurt his feelings
296
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,000
when you said
you felt sad for him,
297
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,570
and he was merely retaliating.
298
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:49,240
No, no, no. The truth
finally came out under pressure.
299
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,340
It always does.
300
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,110
That's just your interpretation.
301
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,310
No, no, no, no, no!
302
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,580
No!
303
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:58,210
You should have seen him
in this video.
304
00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:00,650
He was full of life,
having fun, laughing,
305
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,650
gorgeous women draped
all over him.
306
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:04,120
He's got to miss that.
307
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,390
We all miss aspects
of our youth.
308
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,390
When you're young, untethered,
309
00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:10,290
you can just head up
to Vancouver
310
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,990
for a weekend of windsurfing
with your buddies.
311
00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:16,760
Adam says I wish he was still
that guy, but the truth is,
312
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,600
he wishes he was that guy,
with one of those girls.
313
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,600
I think we've uncovered
the real reason
314
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,240
why you're obsessed
with this video.
315
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,440
We? I've been doing
all the heavy lifting.
316
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,510
You were windsurfing somewhere.
317
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,140
Bonnie,
do you think it's possible
318
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,710
that you're afraid that Adam
wouldn't have chosen you
319
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,610
if he could still walk?
320
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,450
Oh, my God. You're right.
321
00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,620
He'd never be with me.
322
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:43,060
No, that's not what I said.
323
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,630
I said you're
afraid of that.
You totally nailed it.
324
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,500
"Walking Adam" would be
with perfect Cheryl Ladd,
325
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,730
not nutbag Bonnie Plunkett.
326
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,270
Cheryl Ladd?
From Charlie's Angels?
327
00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,640
I was his last-call,
closing-time pickup.
328
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,640
I'm in a pity marriage.
Again, not what I said.
329
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,640
You know, just when I think
you're a fraud, you have
330
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,510
these amazing
revelations.
331
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,050
TREVOR:
Don't even respond.
332
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,780
Just let her punch herself out.
333
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,650
She'll get tired eventually.
334
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,220
Cheryl Ladd.
335
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,090
Wonder if I still have
that poster.
336
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,500
Hey, Sean!
337
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,770
Listen...
338
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:30,300
I know things got a little
out of hand the other day.
339
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,340
How about we start fresh?
340
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,140
Nope. You're banned.
341
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,240
Excuse me?
342
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,410
Banned. Rubber banned.
343
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,350
Boys in the Banned.
344
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,450
One Time at Banned Camp.
345
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,320
Sean...
346
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,350
You can't ban me.
347
00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,260
I'm lovable.
348
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,360
Not so much.
349
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,490
Nicholas!
350
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:53,290
Mochachino! Nicholas!
351
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,600
Come on, come on,
we can work this out.
352
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,100
We got to stick together.
353
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:01,570
We're both tiny cogs
in the big machine.
354
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,700
Well, when you
put it that way...
355
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,710
still banned!
356
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,380
Well, in that case...
357
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,380
Banned on the Run!
358
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,410
Hey, that's not yours!
359
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,180
That's Nicholas's!
360
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:21,720
Ooh, the good stuff
before we open.
361
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,790
Are you celebrating,
or is it a cry for help?
362
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,530
It's about Bonnie.
363
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,430
Cry for help. Got it.
364
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:30,200
She found a stupid old tape
of me before the accident,
365
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,230
and she keeps watching it
over and over again.
366
00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:33,900
Oh, yeah,
she told us about that.
367
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,540
Of course she did, 'cause
she wishes I could still walk.
368
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:37,640
No, she doesn't.
369
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,840
Bonnie's crazy about you.
370
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,870
You're the only thing
she talks about.
371
00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:41,740
Nice try.
372
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,210
No, it's true.
373
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,850
The others get sick of it,
but I don't.
374
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:51,480
No, Bonnie would love you
even if you were just a head.
375
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,850
'Cause, you know...
you have classic features.
376
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,390
Yeah, but up until now,
377
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:58,760
she didn't have the old me
to compare it to.
378
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,830
Adam, all she wants is
for you to open up to her
379
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,300
and talk about how you feel.
380
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,860
That's all any of us want
from you men.
381
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,570
Just let us in, damn it!
382
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,230
Why are you getting angry?
I don't know!
It's going around!
383
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,680
What is that?
384
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,220
What remains of your coffee
385
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,780
after I got tackled
on a sidewalk
386
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:28,390
by a surprisingly strong
barista.
387
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:34,790
Honestly, a trained poodle
could do your job better.
388
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,470
You know, I am doing
the best I can,
389
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:43,700
and I would
appreciate it
390
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,870
if you didn't belittle me
anymore.
391
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,170
Oh, God.
392
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:52,380
My assistant has feelings
and I don't have coffee.
393
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:56,580
Christy, I am at the gym
at 6:00 a.m. every morning,
394
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,920
punching a heavy bag
to get my frustrations out,
395
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,560
so I can suffer through
another 12-hour day
396
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,730
of coddling clients
and sucking up to judges.
397
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,760
So when I "belittle" you,
be grateful.
398
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,330
Because what I really want to do
399
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,830
is wring
your ridiculously tiny neck.
400
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,570
Seriously,
it's smaller than a sparrow's.
401
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:19,970
How does your head not just
flop around all over the place?
402
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:23,910
I'm gonna ask to be transferred
to another lawyer.
403
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,710
Why? You're not happy?
404
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,720
No!
405
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,850
I gave you advice.
406
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,620
Why not just say "thank you"
and take it?
407
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,720
What?
408
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,890
Gain weight in my neck?
409
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,730
No. Go to a gym.
410
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,460
Punch a bag, sack up,
411
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,000
come back here
and do your job without whining.
412
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,600
I can't afford a gym membership.
413
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,870
Oh, my God, fine.
I'll give you a freakin' raise.
414
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:54,870
Really?
415
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,610
Yes. Get out.
416
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,450
And take your
dirty street coffee with you.
417
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,830
(door unlocking)
418
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,900
Hey.
419
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:25,910
What are you doing up?
420
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,010
(exhales)
421
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:30,610
I met with my therapist today,
422
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:34,410
and, um, everything
has become very clear to me.
423
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:36,680
If you want out
of this marriage,
424
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,920
I totally understand.
425
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,060
What are you talking about?
426
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:46,990
Trevor made me realize
that if you could still walk,
427
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:49,700
you would be with someone else.
428
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,400
Your therapist said that?
429
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,270
His exact words.
430
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,440
Obviously,
if the accident hadn't happened,
431
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:04,410
you'd be with one of those women
in the video, not...
432
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:06,950
someone like me.
433
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,720
(sighs):
Okay, first of all...
434
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,420
the women in the video...
435
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,720
Rebecca was a coke addict,
Laura was a coke addict,
436
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,830
and Jenny was
a practicing witch.
437
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,930
And a coke addict.
438
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,830
Second of all,
439
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,800
the Adam you saw
in that video...
440
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,540
Not a good guy.
441
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,470
I don't believe it.
442
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,470
You're just trying
to make me feel better.
443
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:35,140
One of the reasons I don't talk
about those years, Bonnie,
444
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:38,480
is because it reminds me
of who I was back then.
445
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,380
Which was what?
446
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,550
A guy that didn't treat women
very well.
447
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,720
The accident,
as awful as it was...
448
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,460
(wry chuckle)
449
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,520
...I got humbled.
450
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,860
I guess that's where I come in?
451
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,770
It is, because that guy
wouldn't have deserved you.
452
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,570
This guy does.
453
00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,040
I mean, think about it.
454
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,440
We've both changed.
455
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,610
If I met you
before you got sober,
456
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,480
how would that have worked out?
457
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,840
(clicks tongue)
458
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,420
Oh... honey, ha,
459
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:20,020
I would have left your
bleached bones by the highway.
460
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,490
So you think maybe
we found each other
461
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:25,020
at the right time?
462
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,760
Yes.
463
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,130
(chuckles)
464
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,070
I can't wait to tell Trevor
how wrong he was.
465
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,450
You don't know how to
cross-reference a file!
466
00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:51,380
(grunts) You call me
on the weekends!
467
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,090
You don't know how
to spell "affidavit"!
468
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,720
(gasping breaths)
469
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:03,100
A-F-F-I-D-
470
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,830
A-D-I-
471
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,670
T!
472
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,940
She's just a patient!
473
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,840
She does not define you!
474
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,550
You're not a fraud.
I'm not a fraud!
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