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Previously onMom...You forgot to wear
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the only diamond earrings
you've ever had?
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Where was the last place
you saw them?
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In the middle of a poker table.
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Anything but seven.
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Seven out.
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No! That's my mom's bail money.
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I can give you a coupon
to the buffet.
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Can I bet it?
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The money's gone.
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Christy, it is time to admit
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you've got another problem.
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Why aren't you eating?
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I just came from a
Gamblers Anonymous meeting.
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Their food puts AA to shame.Hmm.
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One guy makes jambalaya
with his own alligator sausage.
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Oh, poor alligator.
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So you probably don't want to
hear about the baby lamb chops.
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I do not.
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But I'm glad GA's
working for you.
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The food's working, but I don't
know about the rest of it.
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Most of the shares are old guys
talking about horse racing,
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and the "good old days,"
when you could smoke inside.
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Those were good days, Christy.
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Damn, what I'd give
to finish my ciggy
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and stub it out
in these mashed potatoes.
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The thing is, in AA,
we give up drugs and alcohol
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'cause holy cow,
do we like drugs and alcohol.
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But in GA,
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I have to give up stuff I don't
even have a problem with.
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I can't play bingo.
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Bingo. How is that
gonna destroy my life?
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I lost an aunt to church bingo.
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There's a dark side
to that game.
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I'm not even
supposed to flip a coin,
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which frankly, is the only way
to get my mom to do anything.
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Look, you just got started
in GA.
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Y-You got to give it a chance.
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I didn't just start,
I got my 90 day key chain today.
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You did? Congratulations.
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For what?
When I got sober for 90 days,
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that was a huge accomplishment.
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I mean, I wanted a parade.
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And I'm not talking
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three Shriners in a convertible,
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I'm talking Al Roker pointing up
at a giant inflatable me.
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Sometimes I think your problem
is low self-esteem.
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Other times, not so much.
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Yeah, well,
I've made up my mind.
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I'm gonna stop going to GA.
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As it is,
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I don't even have time
for the things I need to do.
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Like what?
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Well, like...
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I just don't want to go anymore.
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BONNIE:
There she is.
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Show me that 90 day key chain.
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Yeah, Mom, about that.
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I think I'm actually
just gonna...
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ALL:
Surprise!
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Surprise.
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Oh, my God.
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We are so proud of you.
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You had a problem,
and you addressed it
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with another program.
It's inspiring.
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You guys, this is
so totally unnecessary.
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That's what I said. I mean,
when did we start doing this?
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Seriously, this girl sneezes,
and we throw her a party.
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Shush.
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I made a cake.
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You made that?
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You didn't just take it
out of Marjorie's hand
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when she walked in the door?
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I made it from scratch.
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Out of the box.
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Maybe I don't know
what scratch means.
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♪
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Let me get this straight.
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Your mom made you a cake,
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and that's gonna keep you
in Gamblers Anonymous?
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You don't understand.
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She has never baked me a cake.
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One birthday,
she gave me a martini olive
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with a candle in it.
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That's so sad.
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Not really,
I got a little buzz off it.
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I don't usually do this.
I'm gonna give you a hug.
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Aw. You're like a blanket
right out of the dryer.
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You know, if you're gonna
stick with GA,
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you might want to give it
an honest try.
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I've been trying.
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Oh. Have you shared?
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No.
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Have you made any friends?
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No.
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Do you have a sponsor?
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Stop trying to trick me,
just tell me what to do.
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Any of the three things
I just said.
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[sputters]
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Good Lord, it's like
a Sizzler up in there.
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Hi, I'm Christy.
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Lucy. How you doing?
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Okay, I guess.
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I'm looking for a sponsor.
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Geez, you mean me?
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I got three days.
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That new casino off
Highway 12 is killing me.
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I haven't been there.
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Oh, it's great.
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The chairs by the slots?
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Super comfortable.
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I don't even have to
bring my butt cushion.
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I'm gonna see if there's
any cornbread left.
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Good luck.
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I wouldn't shout "good luck"
in here.
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People get a little twitchy.
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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I'm kidding.
Hi, I'm Ned.
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Christy.
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Saw you take a
key chain yesterday.
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How's it going?
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Okay.
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I mean... I'm not sure.
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Can I be honest with you, Ned?
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I don't think I belong here.
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Want to bet?
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I'm serious.
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I've had three major
gambling incidents.
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Three times in my whole life.
Is that an addiction?
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'Cause if so, then I'm also
addicted to Intro to Algebra.
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Hey, Mr. Munson.
Whatcha doing?
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Waiting for my friend
who promised
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to take me
to my radiation treatment.
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Oh, God. What kind of heartless
friend forgets to...
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Oh, my God,
it's me, isn't it?
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I am so sorry.
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Time flies when you're hosing
out a dumpster.
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Can you give me, uh,
20 minutes to get cleaned up?
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Well, let me check
with my cancer.
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What do you think, boss?
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Mr. Prostate said we got to go.
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For years I was just
a racetrack guy.
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Then the racetrack opened
a poker club.
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Which was convenient,
until it cost me my job.
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But I figured, see,
that was a good thing,
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because it was obvious I was
gonna make more money gambling
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than I would selling
retractable canvas awnings.
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And then I took a second
mortgage out on the house,
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without telling my wife.
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And when you get away
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with a secret second mortgage,
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then it's obvious that
the universe is telling you
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to dip into your
daughter's college fund.
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Was that your bottom?
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[chuckles]:
No, no.
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That was a couple
of years later,
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when I was lying in the street
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with a broken kneecap and my
teeth scattered all around me.
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Yikes, I thought that only
happened in the movies.
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No, it also happens in Oakland.
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Um...
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One of my bookie's "colleagues"
beat me with a flashlight.
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And then he kicked me,
and he said,
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"You still owe us the money,"
which to me seemed,
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you know, a bit unfair.
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Wow.
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So I went to
a Gamblers Anonymous meeting
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before I even went
to the dentist, and of course,
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I should've
gone to the dentist first,
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because nobody could understand
a word I was saying.
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That was 22 year ago,
and, uh, it saved my life.
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See, that's the thing.
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I sit in meetings and hear story
after story like yours,
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but I don't relate to any of it.
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My gambling looked
nothing like that.
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Well, there are two types
of gamblers.
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There are cucumbers
and there are pickles.
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A cucumber goes
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to Vegas and loses
a little money
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or maybe even a lot of money,
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and then goes back
to a regular life.
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A pickle goes to Vegas,
loses everything
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and then moves to Vegas.
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I'm pretty sure I'm a cucumber.
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You may be,
but you got to remember
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that a cucumber can
become a pickle.
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But a pickle can never go back
to being a cucumber.
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So how do I know which one I am?
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You could try a little
controlled gambling,
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see how that goes.
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A-Are you telling me to gamble?
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Is this a trap? I...
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If you can gamble a little
and then stop,
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well, more than likely,
you don't have a problem.
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But you got to be careful,
'cause if it triggers
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a-a bigger binge, well,
then you got to call me.
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Okay.
Mm-hmm.
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I got to tell you,
it's really weird
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to take recovery advice from
a guy who's drinking a beer.
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Mm.
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Hard cider, but I feel you.
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How you feeling?
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My advice? Don't get cancer.
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Making a mental note.
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Mm. What kind of car is this?
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An '85 Firebird.
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Whoo, oh,
that is a sweet ride.
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Yeah. It was in 1985.
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Now it's 3,000 pounds of scrap
metal and a cassette player.
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Well, well, still,
I appreciate you driving me.
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It's the least I can do.
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Well, I would argue
the least you can do
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is remember you said
you would do it.
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Again, sorry about that.
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Want to make it up to me?
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We've been over this.
I'm engaged.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm thinking
you could let me drive.
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You're blind.
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I am? Well, at least
I'm still white and rich.
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I don't think you
driving is a good idea.
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It's a terrible idea.
I know that.
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But right now, cancer
is in charge of everything.
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I'd like to be
in control of something
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for a couple of minutes.
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Even if it's only
an old Firebird.
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[tires screeching]
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BONNIE:
Light pole dead ahead!
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MUNSON:
Oh!
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BONNIE:
Ah!
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Ooh.Oh, what is this, a V-8?
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V-6, and please, slow down.[chuckles]
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I baked you a cake!
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What?
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You're gambling?
You had 90 days.
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It's okay, this is called
"controlled gambling."
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[scoffs]
You can't control anything.
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And I've known you
almost your entire life.
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I bought ten scratchers.
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I'm gonna do three of them
and leave the rest.
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Which will prove I can
stop whenever I want.
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This is insane.
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This is like when I said
I could drink on an airplane
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because I'm not technically
on planet Earth.
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You're never technically
on planet Earth.
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Now back off. Ned from my
GA meeting told me to do this.
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Ned?
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Okay, which one of
you idiotsis Ned?!
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All right, I'm gonna have
a meatball sandwich,
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and then we're gonna talk.
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She barged into my GA meeting
like a cracked out giraffe
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and yelled at the guy
who's helping me.
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I didn't yell, I don't yell.
I don't have to yell.
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You yell all the time.
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Do you want me to yell?
'Cause I'll yell.
256
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,586
You kind of asked for that.
257
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,330
Look, I had my doubts about
whether I need GA,
258
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,636
and Ned suggested
I try controlled gambling.
259
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,550
Ridiculous, right?
260
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,813
Well, actually,
Bonnie...
261
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:07,814
Work with me!
262
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,294
Yelling.
263
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,776
When a newcomer is
really struggling
264
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,647
with doubts about
being an alcoholic,
265
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,520
I have suggested trying
some controlled drinking.
266
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,609
Why wasn't that offered to me?
267
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,611
Because you came to
your first meeting
268
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,265
on a stolen lawnmower.
269
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,615
You weren't there.
270
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,183
She didn't have to be.
That story's legendary.
271
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,532
I heard all you
were wearing were
272
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,490
go-go boots and
a hockey jersey.
273
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,840
Is that true?
274
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,450
Yeah, Wendy, I got
kicked out of a hockey game.
275
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,321
I couldn't find my car
or my pants.
276
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,151
Over the past week,
I've played lotto twice,
277
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,805
did a little online poker.
278
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,286
Even bet a busboy I could
work an entire shift
279
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,288
without saying
the word "enjoy."
280
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,855
So I went with mangia,
281
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,595
but it made everyone
uncomfortable.
282
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,295
But the point is,
none of it triggered me,
283
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,210
which proves I am not
addicted to gambling.
284
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,428
Yes, you are.
285
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,647
Maybe Christy's right.
286
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,170
I mean, I know someone
who got really drunk
287
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,390
on New Year's Eve, slept
with her Uber driver,
288
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,522
and mistook a neighborhood
raccoon for her cat.
289
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,178
She got herpes and rabies
in one night,
290
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,919
but she's not an alcoholic.
291
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,748
There you go.
292
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,795
I'm the gambling version
of her disease-riddled friend.
293
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,580
And later, if you do
discover you have a problem,
294
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,755
you know where to go.
295
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,539
Well...
296
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,803
everyone at this table
can suck it.
297
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851
I gambled three times.You keep saying that,
298
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,158
but you've always been
a degenerate gambler.
299
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,420
What are you talking about?
300
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,595
By the time you were
in third grade,
301
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,423
you were hustling drunks
at pool.
302
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,599
That's 'cause someone used
the bar at the bus station
303
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,730
as day care.
304
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,777
It takes a village,
Christy.
305
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,344
And the syrup goes in the fridge
306
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,433
unless you also want
to gamble with botulism.
307
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,262
"Refrigerate after opening."
308
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,010
It's like you want me
to have a gambling problem
309
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,576
just so you can be right;
you're rooting against me.
310
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,969
Rooting against you?
311
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,623
Did I not stand
in this very kitchen
312
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,452
and spend ten hours
making you a cake?
313
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,412
You are on your way
to getting a law degree,
314
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,719
and if you're not careful you
can kiss that dream good-bye.
315
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,852
You know what I think?
I think all you care about
316
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,636
is that I become a lawyer
so you're off the hook.
317
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,725
What hook?In your twisted mind,
318
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,814
if I become a success,
then it won't matter
319
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,337
that you were the world's
worst mother.
320
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,252
Well, guess what.
321
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,732
You'll never be off the hook
322
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,516
no matter how many
terrible cakes you make.
323
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,867
You said it was delicious.I lied!
324
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,739
It tasted like salad dressing.
325
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,219
How does that happen?
326
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,916
We were out of milk.
327
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,008
Whoa.What?
328
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,881
It's a check for $5,432.
329
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,753
Is it made out to me?
Did I sell my book?
330
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,712
No, it's an excess check.
331
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,802
What the hell's an excess check,
and how do I get one?
332
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,674
It's left over
from my student loan.
333
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,937
It's for school supplies
and living expenses.
334
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,025
Well, then give it to me.No.
335
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,374
You can't be trusted.No.
336
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,420
Oh, my God,
would you stop? Ugh!
337
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,684
And FYI, no one is buying
your young adult novel.
338
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,773
You're a decade late
for teenage vampires.
339
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,603
And FYI to you,
I changed it to teenage robots.
340
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,866
And one of them's transgender.
341
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,611
I mean, is Christy right?
342
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,961
Am I really so selfish
that the only reason
343
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,832
I want my daughter
to be a success
344
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,184
is so that I'll feel better
about being a bad mom?
345
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,234
I guess it's possible.
346
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,844
I mean, I know
I can be selfish.
347
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,672
And if I forget, I've got
people reminding me
348
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:37,893
every ten minutes.
349
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:43,507
But I think maybe... this
time it's about love.
350
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,292
Is that so hard
to believe?
351
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,995
Something one could say
in this moment...
352
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,649
is that I have indeed
changed a little
353
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,216
in the last
couple of years.
354
00:15:56,259 --> 00:16:00,133
I do things for other people
that don't just benefit me.
355
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,874
Like this ride to the doctor.
Nothing in it for me.
356
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,137
Nothing.
357
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,444
Not even conversation.
358
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,582
Are you pouting because
I won't let you drive again?
359
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,149
Yep.
[scoffs]
360
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,982
Hi, Ned, it's
Christy from GA,
361
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,811
and, uh, I'm in
the parking lot
362
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,858
of that casino
off Highway 12.
363
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:34,602
And I've got $5,000 in my hand.
364
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,434
So, anyway...
[chuckles]
365
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,045
hope you're having
a good afternoon.
366
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,874
And if you have a chance,
call me back.
367
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,485
Okay, thanks. Bye.
368
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,274
Oh, screw it.
369
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,766
Mom, I need your help.
370
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,335
CHRISTY:
Don't think about gambling.
371
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,423
Don't think about gambling.
372
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,816
Don't think about blackjack.
373
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,122
Don't think about
the Wheel of Fortune slots
374
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,819
with the progressive jackpot
that's probably
375
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,082
six figures right now.
376
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,736
What if I just
have a shrimp cocktail
377
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:22,954
and watch other people gamble?
378
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,739
That'd be fine, right?
379
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,567
I think it would be fine.
Let's go!
380
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,786
I'm here.
I'm here.
381
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,875
Oh, thank God.
382
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,791
Oh, I'm so proud of you
for calling me.
383
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:34,879
You still
got the money, right?
384
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,272
Show me the money.
Where is it?
385
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,492
I put it in the trunk.
It was talking to me.
386
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,102
Okay, don't take this
to mean I don't trust you,
387
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,582
but I'm gonna go check
if you're lying.
388
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,454
Mom, wait.
You were right.
389
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,804
Go on.
390
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,330
I do have a gambling problem.
391
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,245
But only when I have money.
392
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,464
And since I so rarely
have money,
393
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,813
it doesn't come up
that often.
394
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:59,556
Man, if we'd been rich,
we'd both be dead.
395
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,429
And what I said earlier
was unfair.
396
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,344
You really were
just looking out for me.
397
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,825
I realize that hasn't
always been the case,
398
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,045
so I get why
you'd have your doubts.
399
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,266
Wow.
400
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,702
You've really changed.
401
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,010
And I haven't at all.
402
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,187
Aw...
403
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,927
[banging on window][both gasp]
404
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,494
I got here as fast
as I could.
405
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,497
Did she gamble?She did not.
406
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,064
Good. Where's the money?
407
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,719
In the trunk.
Allegedly.
408
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,025
[banging on window][all gasp]
409
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,637
I came as soon as I got
the message. Did you gamble?
410
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,681
She did not.
411
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,074
Good. Someone has
the money, right?
412
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,642
There are unconfirmed reports
that it's in the trunk.
413
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,904
Go look if you
don't believe me.
414
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,253
Of course I believe you.
415
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,646
[banging on window][all gasp]
416
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,821
Did we get here in time?
417
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,128
Yes.
Geez, Mom, did you
call everyone?
418
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,738
Yeah.
I was really worried.
419
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,870
Scooch over, I'm coming in.Okay.
420
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,394
There's no room for me.
421
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,047
Wendy, since you're out there,
go look in the trunk and see
422
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,092
if you can find $5,000.
423
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,485
What?
Just do it!
424
00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,921
You don't have to yell.
425
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,445
Thank you.
426
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:08,625
It means so much to me
that you guys are all here.
427
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,975
I'm sorry I'm
such a screwup.
Oh...
428
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,194
We're all screwups.
429
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,761
That's why
we love each other.
430
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:14,762
WENDY:
No money back here.
431
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,024
Christy!WENDY: Wait, found it.
432
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,418
I never doubted you.
433
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,028
Give it a quick count.
434
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,638
[phone chiming]
435
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,249
Hang on, guys,
I got to take this.
436
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,295
Hi, Ned.
437
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,649
Turns out I'm a pickle.
438
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,217
Uh, Bonnie, I think
someone's stealing your car.
439
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,785
Damn it, Mr. Munson!
440
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,317
Hey.
Hey.
441
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,407
Did you try
the bison tacos?
442
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:56,238
No, I filled up on the
buffet at the casino.
443
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,414
You gambled again?
444
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,242
Yeah.
445
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,332
Another first day.
446
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,029
Pathetic, right?
447
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,207
Not at all.
I-I get it.
448
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,034
Thank God we have
a place to go.
449
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:13,124
I know. And so
convenient.
450
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:18,652
Right off the freeway, ample
parking, five dollar tables.
451
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,002
I meant GA.
Oh, right.
452
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,787
Focus, Lucy!
453
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,573
Hey, you want to be
my sponsor?
454
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,489
I've only got
one day myself.
455
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,099
But, uh...
456
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,668
But let me tell you something
that really helped me.
457
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,974
There are two kinds
of gamblers:
458
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,281
cucumbers and pickles.
459
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,935
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