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Morning.
Good morning.
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Who's ready for some first day
of law school breakfast?
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You got up early to cook for me?
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If it pleases the court,
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I'd like to introduce
these pancakes into evidence.
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And I will happily
tamper with it.
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[laughs]
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I also packed you
some snacks.
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A healthy one
and one you'll actually eat.
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Aw, you would've made
someone a great mom.
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I'm gonna let that slide
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because I can't believe
this day is finally...
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I know! I'm so proud of me.
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Oh, yeah, boy, that's
what I was about to say.
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I wrote something.
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"Christy, 40 years ago..."
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It's just that normally
I am not a big fan of me,
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but today I woke up and I was
like, "I am a freakin' miracle."
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Hey, look it, "miracle" is the
exact word I use in my thing.
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"Christy,
40 years ago..."
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When I got sober,
I said,
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"I am gonna go to law school,"
and here I am,
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actually going to law school.
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When I was drinking, I'd say,
"Oh, I want to get a Slurpee,"
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and I couldn't make it happen.
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Well, my thing touches on your
bad days in a more elegant way,
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but your example's good, too.
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I mean, isn't it crazy?
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I used to run from the law
and now I'm running towards it.
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Wow, that's good,
I wish I'd thought of that.
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"Christy, 40 years ago..."
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The best part is,
no one in any of my classes
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will know what
I used to be like.
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They will just see
a super smart future lawyer
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because I've changed
and I'm also wearing a blazer.
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Yeah. You do look smart.
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Oh, I got to go.
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You got this, baby.
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For the first time in my life,
I really think I do.
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Damn it.
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Looks like I got a couple
minutes. Tell me your thing.
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Oh.
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"Christy, 40 years ago,
when I spread my legs
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and launched you
into the world..."
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♪
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So I met this really cute
dermatologist,
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when I was at the dermatologist,
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and you'll never guess
what happened.
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He asked you out.He asked me out.
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Now y'all get ready to be proud
of me 'cause I told him,
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"I'm four months' sober and I
can't date till I have a year."
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Then later he
texted me and said,
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"233 days to go."
The day after that, "232."
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And the day
after that,
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"231."
Wrap it up.
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Anyway, looks like I'm
gonna marry a dermatologist,
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which is as good
as marrying a vampire.
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You never get old. Thanks.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Bonnie.
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Well, I started planning
my wedding this weekend.
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At first I thought
it was gonna be torture,
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and then it hit me--
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this is a day all about me,
planned by me, starring me.
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Isn't that
every day?
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Maybe I always hated weddings
because, deep down,
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I was afraid no one
would ever love me enough
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to want to marry me.
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Now I feel bad.
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But sobriety changed me
into someone
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who's totally marry-able.
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My only regret is waiting
till I was 49 to do it.
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[mouthing]
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WENDY: Would anyone
else like to go?
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I would.
Christy, alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Christy.
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So, today was my
first day of law school.
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Which is, uh,
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kind of the culmination
of a lifelong dream.
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And guess what.
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It was terrifying.
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Like "running out of booze
in Utah" terrifying.
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Before we begin
this morning,
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I would like you all
to look to your left,
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look to your right.
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By the end of the year,
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one of you will not be here.
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Wait-wait,
what's happening here?
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I knew law school
was gonna be intense.
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I just kind of thought
we would ease into it.
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You know, go around the room
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and talk about why
we want to be lawyers.
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No, it was, "Tell me
the relevance of this case,"
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and "Analyze the implications
of that decision."
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And it's totally unfair
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that the other kids don't
have to juggle homework,
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a full-time job, AA,
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Gamblers Anonymous,
and a mom who watches
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Property Brothersand
then has to talk about it.
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And, yeah,
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I called myself a kid.
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If she gets to be 49,
then I get to be a kid.
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Adam, we got to go.
Why are you drinking a beer?
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Because beer is awesome?
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You have no idea
where we're going.
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I do so. We're going
to the, um...
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The Lakeside Terrace...Lakeside Terrace!
Right. See, I know.
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Because...?Because of the reason
we agreed on.
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Come on, I told you
all this stuff.
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It's a possible wedding venue...
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Venue! Venue, yeah.Oh, my God.
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I know.
You never remember
anything I tell you,
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and yet you can recall
every friggin' detail
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about a basketball game
you saw four years ago.
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When the Warriors won
their first championship
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and they beat the Cavaliers
in six, it was epic.
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Two games went to OT.
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Yeah, I get it.
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You only remember
what's important to you.
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Classic case of Manzheimer's.
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Look, getting married
is important to me,
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but, you know, where we do it...
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what we're wearing,
the color of the pigeons isn't.
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Pigeons?
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All I know is that it's gonna be
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the best day of my life
no matter what.
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I hate it when you say
nice things when I'm mad at you.
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Look, let's save ourselves
a million arguments.
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You plan the wedding,
and I'll show up.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
Do whatever makes you happy.
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Mm-hmm. You swear
you won't complain
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about the things I choose?I swear.
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What if I want a mariachi band?
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I say olé.
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What about a chocolate fountain?
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I'll shove my whole head in it.
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I want our officiant
to be a mime.
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Bluffing.
You're afraid of mimes.
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[scoffs] I am not.
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Very funny. That's enough.
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Stop it. Seriously, stop it.
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Thank you. Happy anniversary.
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Cheap old bastards.
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Christy, where are you going?
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My last table just left.
I'm out of here.
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No, no, no, no. Cindy
just went home sick.
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I need you to cover her tables
for the rest of the night.
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What? No, no, no, I-I can't.
It's my first week...
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First week of law school,
I know. We all know.
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I haven't talked
about it that much.
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Max, what's new with Christy?
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Law school, look left,
look right, very scary.
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Well, it was scary.
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And so is the mountain
of reading
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I have to do tonight.
See you tomorrow.
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Christy! [clears throat]
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Christy...
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I do not have the
emotional capacity
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to deal with you right now.
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My marriage is crumbling
right in front of me.
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
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Because I don't blab to everyone
about the flight attendant
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my husband met on the way
back from Cincinnati.
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Okay, but I really...
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You are staying. Go
check on table six.
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I'll be in my office
doing crunches,
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preparing for my new life
as a single 40-year-old man.
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That's 85 in gay years!
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Hey.
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Youasked me.
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Hi.
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I'm Christy.
I will be your server
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for the rest of the evening.
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I know I look stressed
and unhappy,
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but don't let that diminish
your dining experience.
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[grunts] Damn it!
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Huh?
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How could you?
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Bonnie, wake up.
You're dreaming.
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You son of a bitch.What?
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You cheated on me.
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You were dreaming.
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Who with?
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As if you don't know.
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I-I really don't.
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Louise from Trader Joe's.
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And when I caught you,
you just shrugged
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and said,
"What's the big deal?"
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You can't blame me
for something I did
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in your dream.Watch me.
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Going at it like a couple
of middle-aged bunnies
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right there on top
of the prewashed lettuce.
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Hey.Hey.
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What are you doing up?
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Adam's cheating on me.What?
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It was in a dream, but that
doesn't make it any less real.
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Why are you home so late?[sighs]
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I had to cover
for another waitress.
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I got rid of all of her tables
by 10:00 except for one.
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They had their coffee,
I'm about to drop the check,
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and this douche
gets down on one knee
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and proposes
to his stupid girlfriend.
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I had to take pictures,
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and she had to cry and call
everyone she's ever met.
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It was disgusting.
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Well, she may be happy now,
but as soon as that ring
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goes on the finger,
that's when they start cheating.
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In your dream.
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Hey, we had to hear
about your dream for five years.
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How about we talk about mine
for five minutes?
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I don't have time for this.
I got to study.
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Oh, God.What?
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My backpack.
I don't have my backpack.
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Did you leave it in the car?
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No. It's at the restaurant.
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All my books are in there.
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So go back and get it.
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It's closed. I don't have a key.
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[sighs] Fine,
I'll get dressed.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna break
into the restaurant
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with a couple of bobby pins.
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"Keys." [scoffs]
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What happened to you?
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to avoid
the security cameras.
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They disconnected those
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after the owner's wife saw him
having sex with a waitress
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up against that Dumpster.
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Was it you?
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We are not here
to talk about the past.
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Now, can you just move
it along, Hamburglar?
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Okay, Baldwin mortise lock
with a 2 3/4-inch cylinder.
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Huh. Might as well
just tape the door shut.
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Hurry, I've got class
at 8:00 a.m.
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Relax. I got this.
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There... it... is.
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Voilà.
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Well, Baldwin's really
stepped up their game.
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Are you kidding?
You said you could do this.
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Yeah, and you said we weren't
here to talk about the past.
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Fine, just help me
get up to that window.
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It's called a transom.
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If you watched
the Property Brotherswith me,
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you'd know that.[sighs]
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I don't care what it's called.
Just push me through it.
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Push you through what?
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The transom.
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[grunts]
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Are those new shoes?
They're really cute.
252
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,870
Focus!
253
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,872
[grunts]
254
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,613
[alarm blaring]
255
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,226
Mom! Help me get down!
256
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,706
Did you run away?!
257
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,577
Yeah, but I came back.
258
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,970
That's progress.
259
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,798
Yeah, points for you.
260
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,670
Jump. I'll catch you.
261
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,587
Ow.
262
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,633
Nice going.
You completely missed my arms.
263
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,336
Pierson v. Post.
264
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,208
What are the facts?
265
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,790
Ms. Plunkett?
266
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,750
Oh.
267
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,448
Pierson v. Post,you say?
268
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,233
I did say.
269
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,236
I-I'm gonna be honest.
270
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,760
I didn't have time
to read the case,
271
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,110
but I have
a very good explanation.
272
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,722
My backpack is locked up...
273
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,288
I don't need explanations.
274
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,899
I just need you
to do the reading.
275
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,423
I promise
I will read it tonight.
276
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,516
Read it now.
277
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,910
Now?
278
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781
We'll wait.
279
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,783
Okay.
280
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,832
I need that.
281
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:47,375
Ah. Pierson and Post are people.
[chuckles]
282
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,465
It's very good.
283
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,902
20 minutes.
284
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,383
They watched me read
for 20 minutes.
285
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,038
You know how it's hard to pee
when people are watching you?
286
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,300
It's even harder to read.
287
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,693
Who watches you pee?
288
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,132
Don't take it personal.
289
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,656
These professors are just trying
to weed out the weak ones.
290
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,440
I was talking to my lawyer.
291
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,400
He used to be a Navy SEAL, and
he said law school was harder.
292
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,010
Oh, God, what if I'm one
of the weak ones?
293
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,012
Why were you talking
to your lawyer?
294
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,318
Hang on. I'm trying
to help your daughter.
295
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,623
No, no, no.
Just-just real quick.
296
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,842
Is it for a prenup?
297
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,105
Bonnie, come on. She's upset.
298
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,151
Don't worry about
this. This...'Cause I know lawyers, too.
299
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,543
Really? You want
to do this now?
300
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,241
Well, you seem
to want to do it.
301
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,633
Great, let's set a meeting.
302
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,679
Let's do it.
My guy's a real pit bull.
303
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,029
My guy was part of the team
that killed Bin Laden.
304
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,031
Oh, yeah, well,
my guy's a recovering alcoholic,
305
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,467
and they're mean.
306
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,992
[laughing]:
I know. I'm marrying one.
307
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,351
Now you'regonna watch me read?
308
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,052
So I've narrowed it down
to two centerpieces.
309
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,141
Do you like the calla lilies
or the sunflower?
310
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,274
What the hell?!
311
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,928
What?
312
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,407
I'm trying to plan our wedding,
313
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,235
and you're making out
with Louise again?
314
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,671
Well, I'm trying
to make out with Louise,
315
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,325
and you keep planning
our wedding.
316
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,546
[moaning]
317
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,374
Fine. I'll choose
the flowers myself.
318
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,419
Me-- I like a
Gerber daisy.
319
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,684
You're myGerber daisy. Mmm.Aw.
320
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,559
I hate you.
321
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,173
Every night this
week, the same dream.
322
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,653
Except Wednesday, I dreamt
323
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,960
I was the night manager
of a gas station.
324
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,049
Could've been a premonition.
We'll see.
325
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,964
Are you afraid Adam's
actually cheating on you?
326
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,661
No, I trust him.
327
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,316
Plus, I went to Trader Joe's and
did a little digging on Louise.
328
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,449
Turns out she's into the ladies.
329
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,452
So you went to Trader Joe's
and basically stalked someone
330
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,846
because she appeared
in your dream.
331
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,587
Attagirl.
332
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,722
Let's be clear. I was already
there for the wasabi peas.
333
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,594
It's not like
I made a special trip.
334
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,813
Yeah, 'cause
thatwould cross the line.
335
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,512
I never have dreams.
336
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,513
You don't dream?
337
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,210
Nope.
338
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,386
Every night is just
an eight-hour preview of death.
339
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,959
You know who else doesn't dream?
340
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,482
Serial killers.
341
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,397
Why would you say that?
342
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,703
I'm not saying she is one.
343
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,183
I'm just saying she's not alone.
344
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,361
Can we just get the check
and go to the meeting?
345
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,145
I thought you had class.
346
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,146
I'm not going.
347
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,105
You're skipping already?
348
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,020
I'm not skipping.
I quit.
349
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,327
No, you can't quit.
350
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,809
I'm not cut out for law school.
It's just too hard.
351
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,334
They're trying
to weed out the weak ones,
352
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,771
and I'm saving them the trouble.
353
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,645
Say something.Say something.
354
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,257
Am I just listening,
or do you want feedback?
355
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,564
Just listening.
I-I've made up my mind.
356
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,566
The only thing I've learned
357
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,743
from two weeks in law school
is that I'm clueless.
358
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,833
Though not as clueless as you.
359
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,227
How can you not see
you're having these dreams
360
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,011
about Adam cheating on you
because deep down
361
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,665
you want him
to help you with the wedding?
362
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,883
No, I don't.
363
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,624
Yes, you do.
364
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,713
Believe it or not,
you have actually grown,
365
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,672
and you want a real partnership.
366
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,717
You don't want
to be the narcissistic,
367
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,676
steamrolling monster
you've always been.
368
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,592
I'm pretty sure I do.
369
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,073
MARJORIE:
Christy,
370
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,466
you didn't think you
could get your GED.
371
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,642
You didn't think you
could get into college.
372
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,949
You didn't think you
could get into law school,
373
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,169
but you did all
those things.
374
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,476
We always look at the mountains
ahead of us, and we forget
375
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,740
the mountains behind us
were just as hard to climb.
376
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,178
Whoa.
377
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,095
We got to start
writing this stuff down.
378
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,058
Hi. My name is Amanda,
and I guess I'm an alcoholic.
379
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,495
GROUP:
Hi, Amanda.
380
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,369
I've never been
to a meeting before,
381
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719
so I'm not really sure
what I'm supposed to say.
382
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:11,030
I don't know how I'm gonna get
through today without drinking.
383
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,642
CHRISTY:
Hi. My name is Christy,
384
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:18,080
and I think I'm an alcoholic.
385
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,690
GROUP:
Hi, Christy.
386
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,650
This is my first time
at a meeting,
387
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,610
and, uh...
388
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:30,310
I came here because, um...
389
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:34,618
I've done a lot
of screwed up things in my life,
390
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,795
but the one thing I said
391
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,102
I would never do is, uh...
392
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,238
...drive drunk
with my kids in the car.
393
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,721
And then...
394
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,726
Um...
395
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:04,953
And I-I thought that that would
be enough to get me to stop,
396
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,608
but...
397
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,872
then I drank again the next day.
398
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,137
Actually, that's not true.
399
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,008
I drank that night.
400
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,010
[sighs]
401
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,187
Um, and every morning since,
402
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,754
I-I wake up, and I say,
403
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,843
"I am not gonna drink today,"
404
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,803
but I'm always drunk by 5:00.
405
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,981
Uh...
406
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,592
No matter what I do,
I can't stop.
407
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,642
I'm here to...
to try to get sober,
408
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,558
but it seems impossible.
409
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,082
AMANDA:
So,
410
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,650
I'm here today,
411
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,740
and I guess that's something.
412
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,787
That's it.
413
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,665
Hi. I'm Cynthia, and
I'm an alcoholic.
414
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,623
GROUP: Hi, Cynthia.You were right.
415
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,625
CYNTHIA: Last night I was out to
dinner with some friends...
416
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,062
Law school isn't the hardest
thing I've ever done.
417
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,935
CYNTHIA: For a split second, I
thought, "I want to try that."
418
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,590
Amazing how fast I can forget
that I'm an alcoholic.
419
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,244
So, instead, I sipped
my cranberry juice...
420
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,984
Where are you going?
421
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:24,163
I have class, and I've got to
find the kid I sold my books to.
422
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,777
CYNTHIA:
...to remind me every day
that I can't have just one.
423
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,692
I mean, maybe
I could have one,
424
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,998
but in no time, I know
I would be back...
425
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,652
Um, I'm Christy.
426
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,524
Let me give you my number.
427
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,440
...no longer be asked out
to dinner by friends. Crazy.
428
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,492
[groaning]
429
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,323
Aah!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
430
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,284
Oh, there's nothing
to be sorry about.
431
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,720
Just go back to sleep.
432
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,026
You sure?
Yeah.
433
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,289
Wait.
434
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:07,118
Aw. What?
435
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:11,035
I want you to help
plan the wedding.
Really?
436
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,212
Yeah, it shouldn't
just be about me.
437
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,215
It should be about us,
about our life together, so...
438
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:19,218
I need you
to be a part of it.
439
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,133
Okay.
Thank you.
440
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,918
I always thought
it'd be kind of cool
441
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,224
to get married
on a boat.
442
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,921
That's not happening.
Okay.
443
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:31,273
And see?
Isn't this better?
444
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,970
Mmm.
445
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,494
Oh, one more thing?
[sighs]
446
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,974
No more shopping
at Trader Joe's.
447
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,889
Oh, fine, whatever.
448
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,544
Not that it matters, but you
know, the real Louise is gay.
449
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,981
[sighs]
450
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,287
How do you know that?
451
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,464
Uh... it was in
the newsletter.
452
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,466
Good night, baby.
453
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,512
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