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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Keep coming back.
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[applause, whooping]
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Five years sober.
Congratulations.
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I sponsored her four
years, eleven months,
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but the new sponsor gets
to hold the cake. Okay.
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I gave birth to her.
Look where I'’msitting.
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Christy, alcoholic.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Christy.
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First, I want to thank Nora,
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my new sponsor,
for giving me my cake
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and just being
the best.
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And the knife
gets a twist.
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This year has been fantastic.
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I was in an...
an amazing, healthy relationship
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with a man who is now
marrying someone else.
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I think this weekend.
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I didn'’tget into law school.
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Oh, and we got robbed.
At Christmas.
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How'’s that for a lump of coal?
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Does she know what
"fantastic" means?
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Five years ago,
any one of those things
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would have destroyed me.
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But now,
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a few hours
of uncontrollable sobbing,
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and I'’m good to go.
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For example, uh, this past week,
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I gambled away $4,000
of my friend'’s money,
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and stranded my mom
in a jail cell.
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Ooh. I got a shout-out.
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But, hey, I am cleaning up my
mess, '’cause that's what we do.
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And to the newcomers, please
don'’t let all of that scare you.
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Believe it or not,
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I am the best version of me
that I'’ve ever been.
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I mean,
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I haven'’t slept with anyone
in this room, so...
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that must count for something.
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Oh.
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I didn'’t see you there, Tim.
Sorry.
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♪
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Now, I want you
to do that writing
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about what you
did in Reno.
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Well, I started
to write about it,
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and then I started doodling,
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and, uh, then I drew
a pretty funny picture
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of my mom in jail.
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Does that count?
Christy.
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But if I write it all down, then
I'’m gonna have to look at it.
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That'’s the point.
If you don'’t look at it,
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you'’ll end up
doing it again.
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Okay, got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
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But...
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five years sober.
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[chuckles] Amazing.
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Whoo!
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I feel like
I'’m celebrating alone.
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I'’ll celebrate when
you do your writing.
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Okay.
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So, what'’s new with you?
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Uh-uh. You know I
don'’t do the chitchat.
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But you know all
the gory details of mylife.
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I don'’t even know
what your favorite color is.
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Think... about it.
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And I will see
you on Tuesday.
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Yep. See you then.
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[whispers]: Nora'’s on the move,
Christy flying in.
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[clears throat]
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Nora'’s not gonna join us?
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No. She doesn'’t do the whole
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"friends with her sponsees"
thing.
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Oh. She'’s one of those.
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Well, some of us are
able to do both.
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I have a girl crush
on Bitter Marjorie.
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Bitter Marjorie
would eat you alive.
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Stop it or
I'’ll come over there.
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[laughs]
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Oh, oh, Jill, I'’ve got some more
of the money that I owe you.
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Payment number three.
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Thank you, Christy.
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Only 37 to go.
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I mean, only 37 to go!
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I'’m taking extra shifts,
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so your next payment
will have a little bonus in it.
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[laughs] It'’s not really
a bonus if it'’s my money.
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That'’s great!
I can'’t wait!
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Five years.
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I remember you walking
into your first meeting.
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'’Cause I was there.
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Oh, my God. I forgot to
thank you when I took my cake.
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Really? I didn'’t notice.
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Well, thank you all.
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I could never have gotten
this far without you guys.
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And I definitely
wouldn'’t be graduating.
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You hear that, Marjorie?
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We got lumped into
a group thank-you.
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CHRISTY:
Oh.
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Which reminds me,
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I have your tickets
for the graduation ceremony.
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Don'’t you worry, I will show up
this time fully clothed.
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Honey, we'’re looking
forward to it.
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Really, what a
moment for you.
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Now? Can we do it now?
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Well, I guess we have to,
don'’t we, poker face?
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We all chipped in
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and got you a little something
to wear to your graduation.
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh, my God, they'’re gorgeous.
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[chuckling]
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Are these real diamonds?
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I choose not to take that
personally.
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Oh, honey, you worked so hard.
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You deserve them.
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I'’m not gonna lie, I feel, like,
a million times better
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about myself
than I did two minutes ago.
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[laughter]
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You'’ve got to be kidding.
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I just wanted to see
if it'’d make me feel smarter.
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And?
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Who could feel smart
in a hat this stupid?
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Well, take it off.
You'’re stretching it out.
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Hey, let'’s not go down the road
of who stretched out what,
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'’cause I'm gonna win,
pumpkin head.
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I never got to wear
one of these.
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It'’s never too late.
There'’s an 84-year-old lady
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in my history class,
and she aced it.
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Course she did.
She lived through most of it.
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The professor made that joke.
He got brought up on charges.
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What?
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It'’s just,
when you were really young,
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I looked into that sweet,
innocent face of yours,
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and I thought,
"My little girl'’s
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gonna grow up to be
something special."
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And then I saw you twirling
in the yard, and I thought,
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"Maybe she'’ll be a dancer."
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And then you said,
"I'’m dizzy, Mom.
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It feels so good."
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And I thought, "Uh-oh."
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Yeah, we both know
the rest of that story.
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Yeah. But look
at you now.
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I'’m so proud of you.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Are you proud of me?
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Yes.
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Why? Why are you proud of me?
Tell me a reason.
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Okay. Well...
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you pulled your life
out of the gutter,
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you'’re sober,
you'’re getting married,
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and not because you'’re pregnant
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or sneaking somebody
into the country.
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But none of those things
get me a funny hat.
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Yes, it does.
A wedding veil is a funny hat.
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You'’re right.
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Oh. [gasps]
You know what I could do?
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I could put on a fake
mustache underneath,
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so when Adam lifts it to
kiss me at the ceremony,
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he'’s like, "Oh! I'm marrying
a third base coach!"
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Bam! Viral wedding video.
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Okay, great.
This'’ll hold me.
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Mom. The gown.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God!
I missed you so much.
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[turns off TV]Who'’s my little man?
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Who'’s my little man?
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Did you miss me?
I missed you.
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[kissing noisily]
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Hey.
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I'’m starting to wonder
if you like Gus better.
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Oh, please don'’t wonder.
I definitely do.
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Before I forget, here'’s
Christy'’s payment for this week.
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Hey, do we got
to keep on doing this?
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I mean, Christy'’s
practically family,
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and this is what
you do with family.
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You know, you lend them money,
they never pay you back,
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then you quietly resent them
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when they buy
something expensive.
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But this is a
different situation.
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It'’s important for her sobriety
that she'’s accountable.
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Okay, okay.
You'’re the boss.
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But is it always
gonna be like this?
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Me the boss?
Absolutely.
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No. This never-ending chaos
around here.
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What chaos?Bail money, drunk friends...
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me not being allowed
to go to my brother'’s wedding.
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You had a choice.
Did I?
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Hey, listen,
all I'’m saying is,
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are we ever gonna get to a point
where we have a few days
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where there'’s...
just not a crisis, you know?
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That we'’re just bored.Shh. Just be pretty.
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Ooh. Check out
the pimp roll.
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Yeah. I told my customers
the story of the lowly waitress
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who defied the odds
to graduate from college.
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They lapped it up
like sweet cream.
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Yes, people are dumb.
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Say, have you ever thought
about investing that money
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in a sure thing?
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Rudy, I'’m not selling
fake Japanese knives
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out of the trunk
of my car again.
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I was talking about the poker
game that'’s about to start.
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Oh, my God. No.
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I need this to pay back
money I lost gambling.
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Yes, but if you win, you
could pay it back faster.
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No. No, I can'’t.
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Is that a no
or a "no"?
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It'’s a hard no.
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I'’ve learned my lesson.
What'’s the buy-in?
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King-high flush.
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Well, finally
you have a good hand.
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Unfortunately, mine is better.
Full house.
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No!
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Must you do that
after every hand?
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Ah. Paul reminds me that we have
our 5:00 a.m. Pilates class.
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No, no, no, no.
No one is leaving.
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I need to win
my money back.
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After all...
I'’m just a lowly waitress
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who defied the odds
to graduate from college.
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I crawled through a tunnel
to get into Arizona.
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[crying]
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You'’re embarrassing yourself.
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Fine.
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You told me I was gonna win.
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You told me I
was gonna win.
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And what do you know?
I'’m up $1,500.
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Chef Rudy out.
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So help me God,
I will tell everyone
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your housemaid gnocchi
is from Costco.
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What the hell, one more hand.
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Everybody get some
sparkling cider so we can toast
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the graduation girl
when she gets here.
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You throw a nice party, Jill.
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Honey, should we have
our wedding here?
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As long as the baby
beef Wellington
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is part of the package.
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Is this room booked
next June 2nd?
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If I'’m the maid of honor,
we can talk about it.
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Christy who?
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I didn'’t expect
to see you here.
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I thought you didn'’t do the
"friends with sponsees" thing.
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Well, it'’s a special occasion.
And I'’m mad at my husband.
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Christy'’s coming.
Christy'’s coming.
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Everybody line up
tallest to smallest.
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Why? It'’s not
The Sound of Music.
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Hi.OTHERS: Hey!
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Oh. Oh, my God, you guys.
Thanks.
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Ah, they didn'’t tackle me
before I left, so it'’s official.
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[laughter]
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BOTH:
I'’d like to propose a...
247
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,879
I'’d like to propose...
248
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,012
No, you go.
No, go ahead.
249
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,579
I'’ll go.
I paid for everything.
250
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,885
To Christy.
251
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,061
From the cheap seats,
it was hard to tell
252
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,368
you were 20 years older
than everybody else.
253
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:18,199
I think what we'’re all trying
to say is congratulation
254
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,549
on being our group'’s
first college graduate.
255
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,159
Well, I graduated
from college.
256
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,508
So did I.
I'’m a nurse.
257
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,379
I have a master'’s.
258
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,294
Yale School of Drama.
259
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,735
Fine, this day is no big deal.
Congratulations, honey.
260
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,520
Apple juice and lobster.
261
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,174
I feel like
a rich five-year-old.
262
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,220
Speech!
Short speech.
263
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,483
None of this could'’ve happened
264
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,180
without the support
of my friends.
265
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,660
I love you all.
266
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,835
Yay.
267
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,663
Congratulations.
268
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,360
Oh. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
269
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,710
This wasn'’t necessary.
270
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,973
Well, every college graduate
needs a nice pen.
271
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,540
You really want me
to write stuff down, don'’t you?
272
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,630
It'’s beautiful. Thank you.
273
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,850
It'’s lovely and practical.
274
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,113
Show Nora what we got you.
275
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,855
Darn it.
I knew I forgot something.
276
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,857
You forgot to wear the
only diamond earrings
277
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,250
you'’ve ever had?
278
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,034
I was nervous.
279
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,993
I was afraid
I was gonna lose them.
280
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,646
Wait, I'’m confused.
281
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,953
You forgot them or you were
afraid of losing them?
282
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,825
Both?
283
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,914
Christy, what'’s going on?
284
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,351
I lost them.
285
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,353
I told you she wasn'’t ready
for diamonds.
286
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,963
Hang on.
287
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,226
Where was the last place
you saw them?
288
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,014
In the middle of a poker table.
289
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,058
What?
290
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,364
Oh, no.
291
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,539
You bet them?
292
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,714
I'’m sorry.
293
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,846
I don'’t know
what'’s happening to me.
294
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,412
Nothing is
happening to you.
295
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,545
You did this to yourself.Mom, please, I...
296
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,896
No, you give me so much crap
for every single mistake I make.
297
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,985
Honey, it'’s a party.I don'’t care.
298
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,726
You left me in jail,
299
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,902
you gambled away
my fiancé'’s money,
300
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,425
you gambled away
Jill'’s money,
301
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,514
and now you lost our
graduation present to you?
302
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,300
You have a problem and
you don'’t get to pout
303
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,825
and bat your big, blue eyes and
adorable your way out of it.
304
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:06,481
Bonnie...
No, I'’m angry and
you all should be, too!
305
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,533
Well, you people
better eat,
306
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,579
'’cause there is no
more fun to be had!
307
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,192
You know, I really
thought the drive
308
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,151
was gonna wash some
of the horror off me,
309
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,675
but I'’m still incredibly
uncomfortable.
310
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,503
Well, then you might want
to cover your ears
311
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,157
'’cause round two
is about to start.
312
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,767
Hang on.
Let me get a beer for this.
313
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,422
Christy!
Come on, let'’s do this.
314
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,903
How you handle this kind of
conflict on apple cider,
315
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,470
I-I'’ll never understand.
316
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,299
Ignoring me won'’t help you.
317
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,436
Why haven'’t I taught you
how to fetch beer yet?
318
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,309
She'’s not here.Her car is here.
319
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,789
Well, where the hell is she?
320
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,356
Where'’d she go, boy?
Where'’d she go?
321
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,010
Did she fall down
the old well?
322
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,055
You think this is funny?
323
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,536
No, no, I do not.
324
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:02,929
Give me a little
reality check here.
325
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,756
Was I that out of line?Of course not.
326
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,323
I mean, everything I said
had to be said.
327
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,498
Right? Okay.Absolutely. Okay.
328
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,891
I mean, the only question
might be:
329
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,198
was that the right time
to say it?
330
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,766
But I think it was.
331
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,507
What are you trying to say?
332
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,031
Me? I'’m not trying
to say anything.
333
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,686
I think there may be
others who felt
334
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,993
that this was kind of
Christy'’s special night, but...
335
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,343
Stay here in case
she comes home.
336
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,171
I'’m gonna go look for her.
337
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,086
[door opens, closes]
338
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,873
Gus. This is a beer.
339
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,223
Daddy likes beer.
340
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,357
Let'’s go teach you
how to open the fridge!
341
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,273
Come on!
342
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,928
She'’s been gone over an hour,
Marjorie.
343
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,496
I'’m starting to get
a little nervous.
344
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,237
Okay.
345
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,847
Yeah, maybe my timing
wasn'’t great,
346
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,850
but it needed to be said.
347
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,592
If I want your opinion,
I'’ll ask for it.
348
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,811
Yes, I know I asked for it.
349
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,205
Just call me if she turns up.
350
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,035
Jackass.
351
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,907
Oh, thank God.
352
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,438
Want a lift?
Go away.
353
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,831
Come on. I hate it
as much as you do,
354
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,703
but we got to talk about this.
355
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,748
Let me walk in peace.
356
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,489
Okay.
357
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,756
I got half a tank of gas.
I will wear you down.
358
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,765
News flash: cars
can go backwards.
359
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,898
Christy,
360
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,856
the last time you ran away,
361
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,556
I let you go and I didn'’t
see you for two years.
362
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,601
Will you please get in the car?
363
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:03,701
I'’m only doing this because I
chose to run away in high heels.
364
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:07,401
Look... it'’s been
brought to my attention
365
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:10,317
that my timing might
not have been so great.
366
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,189
Really? That had to be
brought to your attention?
367
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,365
I could'’ve waited
till after the party,
368
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,106
but I stand by what I said.
369
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,152
Okay, fine. I screwed up.
370
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,892
I hate to break it
to you, sweetie,
371
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,851
but that was not
just a screwup.
372
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,027
You'’ve got a serious
gambling problem.
373
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,029
That'’s a little dramatic.
374
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,553
No, it'’s not.
I'’m scared for you.
375
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,687
I have seen this take people out
just like drugs and drinking.
376
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,732
This isn'’t anything
like my drinking.
377
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,648
I don'’t do it every day.
It'’s not ruining my life.
378
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,477
Really? Who'’s wearing your
diamond earrings right now?
379
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,873
A busboy'’s
six-month-old daughter.
380
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,486
It can'’t be like my drinking.
381
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,619
Why not?
382
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,664
Because I can'’t have
another addiction.
383
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,362
I can'’t be that broken.
384
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,195
Sure you can.
385
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,463
All right, Christy, think
you got some amends to make.
386
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:13,423
I know. It just doesn'’t
feel like the right time.
387
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,947
Oh. Well, in that case,
do it now.
388
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,471
Okay.
389
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,342
Call me after.
390
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,344
You really didn'’t
know what you were
391
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,911
getting into
with me, did you?
392
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,740
Nope. But I like a challenge.
393
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,786
[gasps] You just hugged me.
394
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,005
Oh, good Lord.
395
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,659
I'’m hugging you.
I went to your party.
396
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,487
I'’m just breaking all
my doggone rules.
397
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,576
Before you know it,
we'’ll be at the movies.
398
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,795
Never.
399
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,710
Hey, guys.
400
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,064
I owe you an amends,
and that'’s an understatement.
401
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,110
Those earrings meant
so much to me,
402
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,851
and I just threw them away.
403
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,333
It was wrong and I'’m sorry.
404
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,161
Thank you, Christy.
405
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,165
I accept your amends.
406
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,123
I'’m still pissed.
407
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,343
And if anything good
ever happens to you again,
408
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,388
all you'’re getting from me
is a high five.
409
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,436
And maybe a blouse
I don'’t like anymore.
410
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,482
What'’d I miss?
411
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,657
Christy just made an amends.
412
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:17,574
Damn it!
That stupid Big Gulp.
413
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,447
Okay. Enough of this.
I'’m starving. Let's go eat.
414
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,797
Actually, I'’m not gonna
be able to make it tonight.
415
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,407
Are you sure?
416
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,844
Yeah, you guys go ahead.
I'’ll close up.
417
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,238
All right.
See you at home, then.
418
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,197
See you soon.Good night.
419
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,174
MAN: Before we start,
we have a few things to go over.
420
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,002
The community center asked us
not to smoke on the property.
421
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,223
Excuse me. Is this
the Gamblers Anonymous meeting?
422
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,529
It is. You coming in?
423
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,923
Yeah. I guess I am.
424
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,316
MAN:
You will be towed.
425
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,926
Please respect these requests
426
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,015
so we can continue
to have our meetings here.
427
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,321
Thanks.
428
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,670
MAN: ...and out of respect
for the speaker,
429
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,627
don'’t text during the meeting.
430
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,854
Hey.
Hey.
431
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,378
I brought this home for you,
but then I got hungry.
432
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,207
It'’s okay. I'm not.
433
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,688
How was your night?
434
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:32,780
Well, I went to my first
Gamblers Anonymous meeting.
435
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,217
You did?
Why didn'’t you tell me?
436
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,698
I didn'’t want
to say anything
437
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,569
unless I knew I was
really doing it.
438
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,267
And it looks like
I'’m doing it.
439
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:46,359
I got my first day pin.
They don'’t do chips.
440
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:49,666
Ah, I bet they learned that
the hard way.
441
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,842
[sighs]
442
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:55,237
It was tough
walking in there.
443
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,500
But on the plus side,
I was the youngest
444
00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,851
and the only woman who
wasn'’t wearing a tracksuit.
445
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:04,028
Those are the two ways
I tell you apart from Marjorie.
446
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,901
I really know how to
ruin my life, don'’t I?
447
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:10,034
You learned from the best.
448
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,123
But, hey, you'’re doing
something about it.
449
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,301
[both sigh]
450
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,564
I'’m gonna go
take a shower.
451
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:21,350
I smell like cigars
and ruined marriages.
452
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,310
Oh, uh, hey, before
you go, what'’s this?
453
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,268
What is it?I don'’t know.
454
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,009
You should open it.
455
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,275
Oh, my God,
I got into law school!
456
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,495
You did?!
457
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,845
You steamed it?Razor blade.
458
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,369
If you'’d hold it the wrong way,
it would'’ve fallen on the floor.
459
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,589
Is it okay
if I jump up and down?
460
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,938
You better jump up and down!
461
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,287
I'’ve been doing it
for half an hour!
462
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,681
Ah! Ah, Mom!
463
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,683
[both laughing]
464
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:55,602
Now all I need is
$150,000 to pay for it!
465
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,605
One day at a time, honey!Ah!
466
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:08,658
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