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Okay, what spaghetti sauce
do you want?
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Well, I don't
remember the name.
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It's the one with that
actor's face on it.
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Paul Newman?
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No. The one where the proceeds
go to charity.
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Oh. Paul Newman.
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No, it's the one who does
all those movies
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with Robert Redford.
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That's Paul Newman.
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You're not listening to me.
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I think you mean Paul Newman.
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Adam says it's Paul Newman.
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Sure. Let's try that.
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Oh, don't forget popcorn.
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I like the kind with the guy
with that bowtie.
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Orville Redenbacher?
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No. It's a funny name.
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Call me back when Adam tells you
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it's Orville Redenbacher.
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No! Don't serve her!
I was next.
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I mean, why the hell
do you have numbers
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if you're just gonna
ignore them?!
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I have 24.
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I have 24!
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Ma'am, please, calm down.Don't tell me to calm down.
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Just get me my thinly sliced
low-sodium ham
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or I am coming
over that counter.
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Back off, 25.
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♪
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"I have 24! I have 24!"
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Guys, you had to see it.
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She was flipping out over ham.
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Why didn't you record it
and put it on YouTube?
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I think they even have an
"Old People Losing It" channel.
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But it wasn't funny.
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Put some circus music behind it,
it'll be funny.
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"Old Man Sends Back Soup"
doesn't sound funny, either,
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but hit it was a little...
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There goes your afternoon.
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It's weird to see your sponsor
melting down like that.
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I mean, she's the one
I call when I melt down.
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You can always talk to me.
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I'm usually melting
down because of you.
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Well, I think Marjorie is
perfect 'cause here she is.
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Hey, Marjorie!
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Hello, ladies.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Nice track suit.Glad you're here.
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We weren't talking
about anything.
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CHRISTY: So...
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anything new with you?
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Actually, I was
at the grocery store earlier
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and I did something terrible.
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I bought cookies
for the meeting.
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I just
didn't have time today to bake.
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I hope you don't
think less of me.
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You're right, Christy.
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She's an unhinged lunatic.
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Laugh all you want.
You weren't there.
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No, this.
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Check out grandpa.
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A pigeon steals his sandwich.
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What's everyone doing Saturday?
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We're free.
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Don't commit so fast.
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That's how we ended up
playing Scattergories
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with her weird nurse friends.
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That was fun.
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I got my
blood pressure checked
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and I learned the word,
"penumbra."
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I got a Groupon for us all
to get foot massages.
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My treat.It's free? We're free.
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What's a Groupon?
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Oh, for God's sake, Jill.
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Rhymes with "coupon,"
has "group" in it.
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Use your brain.
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Sorry.
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Marjorie, is everything okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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Because you just cast quite
a penumbra over this gathering.
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You do seem a little cranky.
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Cranky?
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What does that mean?
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Cantankerous,
irascible, truculent.
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See, Jill?
I know words, too.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Okay. I was
at the grocery store today
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and I kind of
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saw you kind of yelling
at the deli guy.
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Kind of.
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I wasn't yelling.
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I was setting a boundary.
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Sure, sure, sure. Sure.
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It just that your boundary
made the deli guy kind of cry.
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Well, he skipped over me.
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I was merely reminding him
I was there.
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Oh, the people at the Yarn Barn
next door knew you were there.
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: This is
getting uncomfortable.
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:
I know. I love it.
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I appreciate your concern,
Christy,
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but it's really no big deal.
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Okay.
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Well, that was a dry hump.
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Oh, Christy, I went back
to that shoe store
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and that cute sales guy
that gave you his number
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said you didn't call.
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Why didn't you call?
You should call.
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Patrick and I just broke up.
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It's way too early
to start seeing someone.
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Patrick doesn't think so.
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What?
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Adam said he's dating
someone else.
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Why would you tell me that?
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Because I don't keep secrets
from you.
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You didn't tell me
who my dad was till I was 36.
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That's when
I learned my lesson.
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I don't believe this.
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Where did he meet her?
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No. No, no. Don't tell me.
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Where did he meet her?
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At a yoga class.
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I said don't tell me.
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To be fair, you were
a little flippy-floppy.
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I truly didn't think
it would bother you.
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Of course not because you don't
have normal human emotions.
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Hey, stop yelling
at your mother.
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Me
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You at the deli,
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that was yelling.
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I am not yelling.
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:
It's getting good again.
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You totally did!
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CHRISTY:
I did not! You're insane.
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Uh-oh. Peaceful time is over.
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Put yourself in my shoes.
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Hi, Adam.
How would you like it?
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Hey, we've been
through this already.
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Hey, honey. I was just trying
to be honest with you.
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Oh, please.This is the part
where we try to figure out
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what they're fighting about.You were not trying
to be honest.
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You love stirring the pot.
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I told you one, tiny thing.
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"Tiny"
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Why don't you just tell me
if they're having sex?
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Well, I've got it.
Have you figured it out yet?
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Do you really want to know
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or is this just another
one of your traps?
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I can't believe you
told her about Patrick.
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I didn't tell
her everything.
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There's more?
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No.
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I'm taking Gus for a walk.
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I already took him.
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Hey, man, I'm not actually
taking him for a walk.
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I just want to
get out of here.
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All right. Spit it out.
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What's she not telling me?
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Okay, here's the thing.
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I'm not stupid.
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Damn it.
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Everyone's
pissing me off today.
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You, Patrick,
my mom, Marjorie.
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Hey, hey, don't say anything
bad about Marjorie.
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That woman's a genius.
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You barely know her.
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I know that she makes
your mother apologize
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every time we fight.
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I don't know
how she does it.
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It's like watching
David Copperfield.
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How could Patrick ask me
to move in with him one minute
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and then run off
with this yoga chick the next?
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They're not running off.
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It's one week of
surfing in Costa Rica.
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What?
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Oh, that's the part she
didn't tell you about, huh?
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He was gonna take me
surfing in Costa Rica.
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I even pretended to want to.
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You know who can make you
feel better about this?
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Marjorie.
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You should call her.
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There you go.
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I'm not calling Marjorie.
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I am calling this
super cute shoe salesman
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who is taller than Patrick,
so you should tell him
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'cause I am really,
really into...
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does that say Jake or Jack?
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Oh, my God,
this feels so good.
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I still don't know what the heck
a Groupon is,
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but I am loving this.
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Wendy, this is wonderful.
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I made a wonderful thing happen.
Yippee!
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And just like that,
you ruined it.
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Foot massage and a date
all in one weekend.
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That's right. I have a date.
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Big date.
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This weekend.
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You have a date?
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Why, yes, I do.
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I thought you said
it was too soon.
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Hey, if Patrick can go
to Costa Rica,
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I can go out with a manager
of a Lady Foot Locker.
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So you're using this fella?
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How am I using him?
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Well, you weren't
interested in him
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until you found out
Patrick was dating.
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I'm allowed to change my mind.
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I think you're making a mistake.
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Well, I don't.
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I'd like more pressure
on my heels
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and more shut up from you two.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Okay.
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Don't say, "okay," when
it's clearly not "okay."
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Just say what you think.
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What does it matter
what I think?
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You're just gonna do
what you want to do, anyway.
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Excuse me?
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I'm so tired
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of having you ask my opinion.
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I give it. You ignore it.
You make a mess.
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Then you ask my opinion
about the mess,
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I give it, you ignore it
and you make another mess.
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What's the point?
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I always do what you say.
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But lately,
you don't do what you say.
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Careful. Slippery feet.
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Where are you going?
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I'm leaving.
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JILL: Marjorie.Don't go.
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Marjorie, wait.
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Careful. Slippery feet.
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Slow down!
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Leave me alone.
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I could watch this all day.
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Should I follow them?
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Please do.
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It's the only thing that
would make this better.
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Aah!
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I can't believe you just
stormed out of there.
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I have a two-hour break
while Victor has a caregiver
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and this isn't how I want
to spend my time.
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And you think this
is what I want?
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I have no idea what you want.
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I want to call you and tell you
I got into a fight with somebody
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but I can't because
you're that somebody.
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I'm not gonna talk
to you right now.
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You're my sponsor.
You have to talk to me.
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I don't have to do anything.
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I don't know what's going on
with you,
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but this isn't working for me.
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If we can't talk,
you can't be my sponsor.
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Then I can't be your sponsor.
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Fine.
Fine.
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...and apparently, she's
a 25-year-old fitness model
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who's got huge...
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Oh, hi, honey.
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First you and Patrick break up,
then you and Marjorie.
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Are you starting to think
maybe it's you?
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Could you just help me
pick a new sponsor?
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Absolutely.
This room is chock-full
261
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,995
of strong, sober women,
and Wendy.
262
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,433
What about Catherine?
263
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,782
Are you crazy?
264
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,566
You don't want
a knitter.
265
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,959
You call her with your problems,
all you're gonna hear
266
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,744
is "clickety, click,
click, click."
267
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,224
And then, she's gonna make you
one of those butterfly sweaters,
268
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,617
and you'll have to wear it.
269
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,314
Look at poor Denise.
270
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,579
Hi, Jill.
Hi.
271
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,277
Christy.
272
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,148
Marjorie.
273
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,631
Chilly.
274
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,286
And not the delicious kind
that comes in a bowl.
275
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,288
See? That's why I
need a new sponsor.
276
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,072
To talk about things like that.
277
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,292
And I know exactly
what I'm looking for.
278
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:28,296
Somebody who's sweet and gentle,
like a drunk Mother Goose.
279
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,777
Bonnie, I saw what you did.
280
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,996
You knock over a cup of coffee,
you clean up a cup of coffee.
281
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,650
You don't understand,
I didn't spill that...
282
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,173
Don't care. Mop's in the closet.
283
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,219
Okay, fine.
284
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,265
Screw Mother Goose.
285
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,702
I want her.
286
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,488
Thanks for having coffee
with me.
287
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,055
I've always liked your shares.
288
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,666
I bet you help a lot of people.
289
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,668
Probably, too many.
290
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,844
So why would you have
time for me?
291
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,933
I'm sorry I bothered you,
I should go.
292
00:11:56,977 --> 00:12:00,720
Wow, you're gonna
be a lot of work.
293
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,461
Does that mean
you'll sponsor me?
294
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,246
Before I answer,
I have one question.
295
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,291
Are they gonna do that
every time we meet?
296
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,163
Now that's what
chicken salad is.Can you believe how much ice
297
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,817
they gave me?My sweater's brown.
298
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,557
I'll talk to them.
299
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,168
Okay, good. Now, I'm gonna need
you to go to at least
300
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,343
five meetings a week.
301
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,998
Wow. Okay, five it is.
302
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,782
And you need
to call me every day.
303
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,175
Sounds good.
304
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,046
Can I call you constantly?
305
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,353
Sure, but not after 8:00,
because that's my family time.
306
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,876
Mine, too.
307
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,052
That's when I'm gonna
need you most.
308
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,489
You call me after 8:00
and it's not an emergency,
309
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,144
you're coming over to watch
Puppy Dog Palswith my kids.
310
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,016
Got it.
311
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,149
Wow.
312
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,368
You've got a lot of rules.
313
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,848
Oh, we're just getting started.
314
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,502
I'm here to sponsor you,
not be your friend.
315
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,678
You seem to have
plenty of those.
316
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,466
So I have a sponsor?
317
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,859
Yes.
318
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,165
Thank you.
319
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,472
Do you want to split
a cheesecake to celebrate?
320
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,300
I don't split things,
I don't think cheese
321
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,997
should be in cake
and I don't like to celebrate.
322
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,871
I'm kidding,
except about the cheesecake.
323
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,394
That's a weird texture.
324
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,745
So, how long have
you been in AA?
325
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,878
26 years.
326
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,749
Whoa.
327
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,185
Did you get sober
in kindergarten?
328
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,665
High school.
329
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,406
I died of a heroin overdose.
330
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,583
For less than a minute, but
it certainly got my attention.
331
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,846
That happened to my mom twice.
332
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:28,068
Her fix was to steal
a defibrillator.
333
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:33,247
So, uh, school, work, what else?
334
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,726
Are you in a relationship?
335
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,076
No.
336
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,991
I-I have a date tonight,
337
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,515
but I'm thinking
about cancelling it.Why?
338
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,865
Because I only said yes
after I found out
339
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,911
my previous boyfriend is dating.
340
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,088
Do you think
I'm using the new guy?
341
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:51,395
How about you just go out
with him and see what happens?
342
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,788
Really?
343
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,226
My philosophy is,
"Just show up."
344
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,273
Mine is, "Worry about stuff
345
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,797
till my hair comes out
in the shower."
346
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,104
How's that working out for you?
347
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:09,022
I'm not wearing my hair
in a ponytail 'cause I love it.
348
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,113
Hey. On the count of three,
349
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,810
let's laugh real hard
so they think we're having
350
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,116
a better time than they are.
351
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,683
One, two, three.
352
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,516
Y'all made me look
like an idiot.
353
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:33,394
You weren't at the meeting,
you weren't at the bistro,
354
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,743
you didn't answer your phone.
355
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,310
I just wanted to make sure
your cats
356
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,181
weren't feasting
on your carcass.
357
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,618
Good to see you, too.
358
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,884
I thought about bringing you
something to eat,
359
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,669
but I'm already way out
of my comfort zone
360
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,497
just checking on you.
361
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,933
Oh.
362
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,935
Victor and I already ate,
but thanks.
363
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,155
You want some tea?
364
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,244
As long as I don't have
to lick it out of a saucer.
365
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:02,031
So, how was the meeting?
366
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,554
Meh. You weren't there.
367
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,339
I missed you.
368
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,341
What's happening to me?
369
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,299
How's Christy doing?
370
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,084
Fine, she's getting
ready for a date.
371
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,738
Something her new
sponsor encouraged.
372
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,349
Oh.
373
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,177
So she found someone already?
374
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,266
Does that upset you?
375
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,964
You gonna go all
"Marjorie wants ham" on me?
376
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,445
I'm happy for her.
377
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,491
Just a little surprised
it happened so quickly.
378
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,971
Eh, it's not that complicated.
379
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,755
Most meetings you can't
swing a dead cat
380
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,409
without hitting
a wise old drunk.
381
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:36,152
No offense, fellas.
382
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:39,939
You know, if it were that easy,
I'd have found someone by now.
383
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,593
You still haven't found
a new sponsor?
384
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:46,641
Uh, Bonnie, I had the same
person for 36 years,
385
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,383
and then she drank, so shoot me
386
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,690
if it's taken a couple of months
to find someone to open up to.
387
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,301
That happened over a year ago.
388
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,390
You haven't had
a sponsor since then?
389
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,087
I've been sober a long time.
390
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,697
It's different for me.
391
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,091
Someone once said
the most dangerous words
392
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,006
for an alcoholic
were "I'm different."
393
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,442
Oh, wait, it was you.
394
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:09,403
Don't try to use
my stuff against me.
395
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,970
But you have a lot going on.
396
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,972
Your husband
had a stroke.
397
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,930
You're taking care of him,
and sponsoring half of Napa.
398
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,758
You need someone.
399
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:20,370
You know what? I'm handling
things just fine on my own.
400
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:24,244
Really? 'Cause there's a deli
guy and a perky wannabe lawyer
401
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,072
that would disagree with that.
402
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,945
I am worried about you.
403
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,514
Seriously,
what is happening to me?
404
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,953
He was very sweet.Hmm.
405
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,435
He took me out to dinner, asked
me all kinds of questions
406
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,264
about myself
and listened to the answers.
407
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,615
I was bored out of my mind.
408
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,617
So when are you
seeing him again?
409
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,835
I'm not.
410
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,011
Yes, you are.
411
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,447
No. There were no sparks.
412
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,622
That's a good thing.
413
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,319
What an alcoholic sees as sparks
414
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,495
is usually the beginning
of a dumpster fire.
415
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:02,021
What we find boring can
just be healthy, and normal.
416
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,024
I used to only be attracted
to men that were married,
417
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,634
broken and mean.
418
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,027
Mmm.
419
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,202
That sounds hot.
420
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,467
But then, my sponsor made me
go on a second date
421
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,382
with a nice guy
I had no interest in.
422
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:19,342
Long story short, we've been
happily married for 18 years.
423
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,170
If I had only done
what I wanted to do,
424
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,477
I'd still be supporting
drummers who borrow my car
425
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,131
and never come back.
426
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,611
Do you still have
their phone numbers?
427
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,050
They're doing it again.
428
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,967
Damn it, you guys.
429
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,059
So who would like to share?
430
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,758
Hi.
431
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,586
Marjorie, alcoholic.
432
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,370
ALL:
Hi, Marjorie.
433
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,372
I haven't wanted to share lately
434
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,374
because I've been struggling,
435
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:54,029
and when you've been
sober a long time,
436
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,075
that can be hard to admit.
437
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,947
But here's
the thing:
438
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,689
getting older sucks.
439
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,864
You know?
440
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,344
People treat me differently.
441
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,172
They don't engage me
in conversation,
442
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,000
they assume there's nothing
interesting about me.
443
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,351
And I just want
to scream at them,
444
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:16,747
"I robbed a bank, I took a bath
with Jimi Hendrix, I've lived!"
445
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,536
But all they see is a...
is an old woman.
446
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,627
If they see me at all.
447
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:30,283
The other day,
in the grocery store,
448
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:33,373
the fella behind
the deli counter
449
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,679
looked right through me
and went on to the next person,
450
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,943
and I completely lost it.
451
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,166
It would have been a good time
to call my sponsor,
452
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,560
but I don't have one.
453
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,649
Yeah.
454
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,216
I know.
455
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,088
Hard to believe, but even
an old-timer like me
456
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,962
can forget that you can't
do this program by yourself.
457
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:06,580
And I'm grateful that I have
good friends in here
458
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,147
who reminded me.
459
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,630
Thank you.
460
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,417
Look at that.
461
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,462
I fixed Marjorie.
462
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,212
Hey.
463
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,300
Hey.
464
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,476
My mom went to park.
465
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,479
Jill and Wendy are parking, too.
466
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,655
I think we're being set up.
467
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,180
I think you're right.
468
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,877
Christy, I'm sorry.
469
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:46,097
I've been a gigantic pain
in the ass.
470
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,796
I live with Bonnie Plunkett.
471
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,974
My ass has seen worse.
472
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,238
I loved your share.
473
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,808
I haven't shared like that
in a long time.
474
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,464
It's good to see that
even you struggle sometimes.
475
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:09,033
You'll be happy to know
I have a new sponsor.
476
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,426
I asked Catherine.
477
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,428
The knitter?Mm-hmm.
478
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,604
She might make you
a butterfly sweater.
479
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,650
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
480
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,784
So we're good?
481
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,569
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
482
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,963
But I am gonna stick with Nora.
483
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,661
I hope that's okay.
484
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,359
Of course it is, sweetie.
485
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,362
You've come a long way
since we met.
486
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,191
Maybe you just need something
a little different now.
487
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,804
I never could've
gotten sober without you.
488
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,110
Thank you for everything.
489
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:55,210
No matter how old my mom gets,
she's never gonna be invisible.
490
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,302
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