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Hey.
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Hey.
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How was work?
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[sighs]
I hate the lunch shift.
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It's always foreign tourists,
and they never tip.
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Some day when I have money,
I'm gonna travel
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to all their countries
and stiff every last one of 'em.
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My day sucked, too.
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I went to 3A
to fix his ceiling fan,
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and he doesn't know my name.
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Can you believe
3A doesn't know my name?
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Where'd the fancy cookies
come from?
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I swiped 'em from Adam's.
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I was particularly generous last
night, so I figured he owed me.
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It really is tit for tat
with you, isn't it?
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Yummy.
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Let me try.
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Mmm. They are yummy.
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There's an interesting flavor
in the background.
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[smacking lips]
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Is it mint?
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I don't think so.
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Carob?
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No.
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Carob's more like
crappy chocolate.
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Oh.
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Maybe they're gluten-free.
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Ugh. People ask for gluten-free
at the restaurant all the time.
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I always lie and say I watched
the chef de-glute it myself.
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What is gluten anyway?
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If I'm not mistaken,
it's a chemical compound
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derived from the ass
of the wheat plant,
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which is the glute.
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Why do you make up facts?
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Why can't you just
say, "I don't know"?
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[mouth full]:
I don't know.
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You realize I was,
like, 20 years old
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before I found out carrots
don't make your hair grow?
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I got you to eat carrots,
didn't I?
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My point is my whole life,
you did nothing but lie to me.
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I lied 'cause I love you.
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You lied
because you're Bonnie Plunkett.
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Oh, honey, I'm not really
Bonnie Plunkett.
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I knew it!
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♪
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[slowly]:
Your skin is so amazing.
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It's like porcelain...
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but not toilet porcelain.
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Tea cup porcelain.
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I love your voice.
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It is so soothing.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes I just
listen to myself...
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...and I'm soothed.
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Oh, my God!
What?
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I was just hit by
an intense wave of love for you.
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You're my mom!
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Get in here.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Can I ask you
a personal question?
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Of course.
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What would chairs look like
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if our knees bent the other way?
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♪
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That was the best shower
of my entire life.
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I felt every drop of water
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meander down my body
in little rivulets.
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Rivulets.
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Great word.
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Look at this.
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[laughs]
Rivulets.
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What?
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This courtyard is
a missed opportunity.
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You're right.
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What?
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This should be a
transitional space.
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[snaps her fingers]
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I mean, you're out there
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in the world,
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you're stressed, you're worried.
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And before you get
to your apartment,
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you have to walk through here.
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Something should whisper...
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[whispering]:
"You're almost home."
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Wind chimes?
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Yes! Wind chimes!
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[gasps] Ooh, Adam has some
hanging on his balcony.
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I'll do something tricky
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with my tongue and an ice cube
and take 'em.
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I bet you're gonna marry him.
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I bet I am, too.
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Oh, God.
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You're gonna marry Adam,
and I'm gonna be here all alone.
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That's not true.
You're not gonna be able
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to afford this
place without me.
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You're right.
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I'm sad now.
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Me, too.
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[sighs]
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I know.
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Let's skip.
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Skip?
Yeah.
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It's impossible to be
sad if you're skipping.
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Hey! It's working! [chuckles]
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Come on.
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What is that?
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Skipping.
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No, it's not.
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That's a w--
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woman having a seizure.
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How can you not know
how to skip?
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My mother never taught me!
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Shame on her!
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Now, step.
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Hop. Step.
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Hop. Step.
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[whimpering]
Hop.
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Step. Hop.
Hop.
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Step. Hop.
Hop.
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Step. Hop. Step.Oh.
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Oh!
Step! Hop!
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[both whooping, clamoring]
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Look at me! I got it! Oh!
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I can skip!
I can skip!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, we better go
to the meeting.
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[panting]
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Let's skip there!
[gasps]
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We so have to do that.
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[both laughing, clamoring]
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CHRISTY:
We forgot our purses.
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[panting]
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4,007, 4,008, 4,009, 4,010.
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4,010 skips from our apartment
to the meeting.
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And for every one of them,
I wish that I had a sports bra.
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[laughing]
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Oh.
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I mean, I keep waiting
for my life to get easier,
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but these last few weeks,
I feel like
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I've been
in a bottomless pit of sadness.
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[quietly]:
She should skip.
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Anyway,
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sorry for being
such a downer lately.
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Thanks for listening.
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Who else would
like to share?
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Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
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First of all, I want to
apologize for being late 'cause
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you are all
very important to me.
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Even this woman
who I've never seen before.
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What is your name?
June.
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You are very important to me,
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and that is a lovely name.
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Thank you?
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That hasn't been the case
for most of my life.
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I was important to me.
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My daughter, of course,
sometimes,
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was important to me,
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but not much else.
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But this...
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This...
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This is important to me.
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And I guess it's kind of
hitting me right now
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as I'm talking
in my soothing voice.
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Two years into my fifth time
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getting sober,
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I finally get it.
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I want to be here.
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And for that,
I need to thank you.
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And you and you
and you and you
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and June.
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I'd like to follow that
if I may.
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Okay.
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Hi. I'm Christy.
I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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Picking up on
what she said,
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I want to talk about
what I had for lunch today.
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I usually just get
a green salad,
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but today,
I got a Chinese chicken salad.
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Which I've always been
suspicious of because,
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how does a Mandarin orange
work in a salad?
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But here's the thing-- it does.
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And so do
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the cashews.
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And so do the wontons.
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You see where
I'm going here, man.
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If an orange and a cashew can
work together in a salad,
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why can't different kinds
of people
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work together in the world?
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I made her.
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Now, you're probably wondering,
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"Why a salad? Why not soup?"
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And to that I say, don't get
hung up on the metaphor.
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I could do this whole thing
all over again with soup.
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You keep coming back, June.
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Thank you.
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Remember what I told you.
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Right.
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I love that woman!
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Where's Marjorie?
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She and Victor
went out to dinner
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for their wedding anniversary.
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Oh!Oh, that is so nice.
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That means they'll be
having old-people sex.
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Ugh.
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JILL:
Damn it!
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All the cupcakes
are gone.
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How the hell am I supposed
to stay sober without cupcakes?
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Relax. I've got
artishional cookies.
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Artisanal.
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I think it's artishional.
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I know for a fact
it's artisanal.
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I don't like your blouse.
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Ooh, I'll take one.
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Give me.Mmm.
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Mmm.
[sniffles]
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I'm gonna sponsor June.
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Well, I think
we can all agree.
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Jill has the most awesome hands.
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[sighs]
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Totally.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Those hands are
going on Instagram.
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My secret:
I've never washed a dish.
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Okay, three orders
of bacon chili cheese fries.
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ALL:
Yay!
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[phone ringing]
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Mm. It's Adam.
How do I look?
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Hang on.
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Go.
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[sultrily]:
Hello.
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Hi. Uh, when you were over
earlier,
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you didn't happen to take
a bag of cookies home, did you?
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Why are you talking so fast?
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Okay, so you took them
and you ate them.
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We all did.
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Who's "we"?
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Me, Wendy, Jill,
Christy and Wendy.
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Oh, boy. Where are you?
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We're at the bistro.
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Hey, you remember
FM radio?
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Don't I sound
like FM radio?
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Up next, "Nights
in White Satin."
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I'm coming right over.
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I-I need to talk to you
in person.
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Wait, wait, wait, you're not
breaking up with me, are you?
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Is he breaking up
with you on the phone?
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That is messed up, Adam!
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I'm not breaking up with you.
Just-just stay put.
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I'll be right there.
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Okay. Bye.
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What's going on?
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Adam's breaking up with me.
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This sounds like a job
for skipping.
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00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,731
Uh-huh.
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I guess we're skipping now.
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Let's go.
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[recorded]:
Hi, this is Bonnie Plunkett.
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My patience is limited. Go.[beep]
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Bonnie, it's Adam.
You weren't at the restaurant.
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Where are you?
Please, please call me back.
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BONNIE:
Eat my dust!
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CHRISTY: Oh,
come on, wait up!
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Oh, dear God.
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[whooping, laughing]
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You know, I learned how
to masturbate on one of these.
267
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,426
[laughs]
268
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,907
When you were little?No, just now.
269
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:01,302
[laughing]
270
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,262
Bonnie.
271
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,830
Oh, no, Adam's here.
Quick, everyone close your eyes
272
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:08,875
so he can't see me.
273
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,572
Can't see me.
274
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,574
Honey,
275
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,794
honey, we need to talk.
276
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,318
Don't break up with my mom.
She loves you.
277
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,710
And you make her nicer!
278
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,451
And she loves you!
279
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,279
I'm not here to break up
with you,
280
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,934
but we do need to talk. Alone.
281
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,937
Ooh...
Ooh...
Ooh...
282
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:32,159
Jill, hold on to her horse
so it doesn't get away.
283
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,686
So we're okay?
284
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,644
I am.
285
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,646
Honey, listen...
286
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,867
Mm-mm. Time-out.
287
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:49,089
Are you sure? The little horse
already did half the work.
288
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,221
There's something
that I have to tell you.
289
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,876
Okay, but, first, I want
to tell you something.
290
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,226
Christy and I have decided
291
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,055
that you and I are
gonna get married.
292
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,145
I'm excited about it.
293
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,017
She's still struggling.
294
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,454
Let's put a pin in that.
295
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,022
Here's the thing...
296
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,240
the cookies you took
from my house
297
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,502
were filled with pot.
298
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:14,897
What?
299
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,725
Yeah.
300
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:20,555
No. That's not possible.
301
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:25,081
I know what pot tastes like and
those did not taste like pot.
302
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,778
Maybe carob.
303
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,998
I'm really sorry, babe.
I really am.
304
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,653
[sighs]
No!
305
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,828
You've got to be wrong.
306
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,917
There's no way.
307
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,963
[whooping, cheering]
308
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,749
[laughing]
309
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:44,274
Oh, my God, we're totally high.
310
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:47,582
[cheering, laughing]
311
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,153
I can't believe this.
312
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,677
Three years of sobriety erased,
just like that.
313
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,375
I had five years
and seven months!
314
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,596
[laughs]
315
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:05,730
Do you guys realize that
we relapsed in our AA meeting?
316
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,123
[cackles]
317
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,646
How can you be
laughing right now?
318
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,213
I don't know.
319
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:14,087
I'm trying to cry,
but this is what's happening.
320
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,958
This is all your fault!
321
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,264
What did I do?
322
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,961
You knew what
those cookies were.
323
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,963
You just wanted to get high
and take us down with you!
324
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,878
Are you out of your mind?
325
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,358
You honestly think
I would do that
326
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,490
to my daughter,
to my friends?
327
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,492
I think you're
capable of anything!
328
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,190
I don't even know
your real name!
329
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,193
Let me tell you something:
if I was gonna relapse,
330
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,586
I wouldn't do it
on something as lame as pot!
331
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,371
And I certainly
wouldn't share!
332
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,721
All right, everybody
just take a deep breath.
333
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,331
Everything's
gonna be fine.
334
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,246
And what the hell
is wrong with you?
335
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,292
How do you leave drugs around
when you're dating an addict?
336
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,728
I didn't leave them around.
337
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,252
They were in the cabinet
behind my pots and pans!
338
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,340
I thought
you hid them there
339
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,472
'cause you didn't
want me to eat them.
340
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,777
I didn't want you
to eat them!
341
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,216
I'm gonna have to go
back to rehab.
342
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,392
At least you can afford rehab!
343
00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,741
You know what,
in a couple hours
344
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:00,916
this is all
gonna be over,
345
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,918
let's all just
calm down.
346
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,485
Don't tell us to calm down!
347
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,095
You don't know
what we just lost
348
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,097
or how hard it's gonna
be to start over!
349
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,490
So just shut up!
350
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,534
Shut up!
351
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,493
I'm sorry.
352
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,932
I think
we're being followed.
353
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,849
Thank you for coming.
354
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,721
I'm in way over my head.
355
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:24,853
No problem.
356
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,159
Little problem.
357
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,421
We were in the middle
of a romantic dinner.
358
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,596
Victor, please.
359
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,990
I already took the pill,
now it's wasted.
360
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,169
Hi, girls. How we doing?
361
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,214
Bad. Really bad.
362
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,738
I begged you not to
answer your phone.
363
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,176
Go make coffee.
364
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,829
Happy anniversary to me.
365
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,050
Marjorie, I'm really high
366
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,660
and I'm scared
it's never gonna end.
367
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,053
I'm scared
I'm gonna lose my job.
368
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,446
They drug test us!
369
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,057
We lost our sobriety.
We all have to start over.
370
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,624
Okay, let's calm down.
371
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,842
Don't say "calm down."
372
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,497
Christy does not like
"calm down."
373
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,195
Go help with the coffee.
374
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,718
Yes, ma'am.
375
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,895
Okay, now,
none of you had any idea
376
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,636
there was pot in
those cookies, right?
377
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,248
Right!
378
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,685
So, this was
an accident.
379
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,297
This was not a
choice anybody made.
380
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,387
Therefore, no one has
lost their sobriety.
381
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,780
I sure feel like I lost it.
382
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,565
It feels like a death
in the family.
383
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,045
Sugar or Splenda?
384
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,266
I'll just bring both.
385
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,488
Look, this sort of thing
happens.
386
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,926
I had 11 years, I was
on a cruise to Mexico,
387
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,971
I ordered a virgin
piña colada,
388
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,191
I took a big gulp
and realized
389
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,019
it was as much a
virgin as I was.
390
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,630
So what did you do?
391
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,110
I called the waitress
392
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,677
an unfortunate name--
393
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,245
a series of
names, really--
394
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,463
[clears throat]
395
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,248
but I didn't take
another sip.
396
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,338
And that was it?
You didn't beat yourself up?
397
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,080
What for? It
was an accident.
398
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,343
I did try to make
amends to the waitress,
399
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:07,129
but she was so shook up,
she jumped ship in Cancun.
400
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,437
What if I wake up tomorrow
and I want to use?
401
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,569
Then you call me, you
go to your meetings,
402
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,355
you do what you've been doing
for the past three years.
403
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,227
I'm still so sad
that this happened.
404
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,837
Well that's
a good thing.
405
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,275
It shows how much your
sobriety means to you.
406
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:25,321
Christy, you're
gonna be okay.
407
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,323
Thanks, Marjorie.
408
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:35,157
Bad news, Jill.
409
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,159
Marjorie has
the most awesome hands.
410
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,293
How is that possible?
Let me see!
411
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,339
You all right?
412
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,820
Been better.
413
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,257
Sure different
than it used to be.
414
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,606
Yeah.
415
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,349
I did like you teaching
me how to skip.
416
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,698
I liked it, too.
417
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,398
I'm sorry I blamed you
for what happened.
418
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,096
Thank you.
419
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,881
But in all fairness,
it is your fault.
420
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,191
[grunts]
421
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,280
Who the hell is June?
422
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,202
So how are the girls?
423
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,510
Good. We went to three meetings
in the last 24 hours.
424
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,207
We cried about it
at the first meeting,
425
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,078
laughed about it at the second,
and by the third,
426
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,906
we were back
to bitching about men.
427
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,430
[laughs]
428
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,518
That wasn't a joke.
429
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,740
Again, I am so sorry.
430
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,307
It's okay.
431
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,091
I love you.
432
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,224
I love you, too.
433
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,315
Hey, one other thing.
434
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,143
When we were in the park
the other night,
435
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,842
you said something
about our relationship that--
436
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,931
it kind of caught me off guard
a little bit.
437
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,498
Did I?
438
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,546
You did.
439
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,678
Hmm.
440
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:05,116
Well, I was pretty high.
441
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,641
You say things when you're high.
442
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,425
It doesn't mean anything.
443
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,778
Okay.
444
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,084
Then it's forgotten.
445
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,172
Good.
Yeah.
446
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,260
You want to watch TV?
447
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,566
I do. I mean, sure.
448
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:27,313
Stupid pot.
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