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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's talk about it
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before the meeting tomorrow.
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I got to go.
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Who was that?
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Marjorie.
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You called her?
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She called me.
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Why would she call you?
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She's having some problems
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with Victor.
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Oh, God. What?
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As it turns out, he
has some sexual needs
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that are causing her
to reevaluate some...
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long-held beliefs.
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Okay. Heard enough.
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Yeah. I suggested
some breathing exercises
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that might relax her.
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Please stop.
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Oh, I also told her
she needed a safe word.
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Good night, Mom.
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[groans]
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[sputters]
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Wait a minute.
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Marjorie doesn't
call you about sex.
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You guys are throwing me
a surprise party, aren't you?
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What?
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No.
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Come on,
my birthday's on Saturday.
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You and the girls have been[groans]
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whispering around me
the past few days.
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Well, if you must know,
we've been whispering
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about your haircut.
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We were gonna loop you
in once it grew out.
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What's wrong
with my haircut?
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You look like a woman playing
a small boy in a play.
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Nice try.
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You're throwing me a party.
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Just so you know,
I'm working Saturday night,
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so it would have
to be Friday.
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And I love karaoke
and taco bars.
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Oh, and don't let Marjorie
make her German chocolate cake.
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The Berlin Wall
went down easier.
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Jill's pregnant.
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What?
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Two months-- that's what
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we've been whispering about.
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Wait.
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Everyone knows except me?
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She told us not to tell you.
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Why are you telling me now?
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Because I want to go to sleep.
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I can't believe
she's freezing me out.
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Well, she probably took it
personally when you told her
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she wouldn't be a good mother.
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She wouldn't
and you know it.
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Yeah, but I didn't
say it to her face
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in a fertility clinic
five minutes
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before she had
her eggs extracted.
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Was I supposed to wait
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till the doctor greased up
the speculum?
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Ugh!
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You know I hate that word.
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And what did she think,
that I wasn't gonna notice
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when she started showing?
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No. But she's really
happy right now,
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and she didn't want
you to ruin her joy.
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Wait till she's up all night
with a screaming baby,
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that's what'll ruin her joy.
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Yeah. And that right
there is why you
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won't be getting an invite
to the baby shower,
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which will be here,
so make yourself scarce.
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You know what?
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I don't care.
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Let her have a baby.
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Hope it all works out great.
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None of my business.
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Night.
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Night.
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Oh. I just realized
what I can get you
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for your birthday--
a hat.
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♪
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I for one am glad
you told Christy.
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I'm not comfortable
lying to people.
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That's 'cause
you don't do it enough.
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It's a muscle,
you got to work it.
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She actually thought
all the whispering
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was us planning
her surprise birthday party.
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Oh, that's right,
it's her birthday this weekend.
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Hey, how about we really do
throw her a surprise party?
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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I can make
my German chocolate cake.
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Oh! It is Christy's favorite.
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Good.
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Wait, I don't know if you're
telling the truth or not.
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And that's what makes me
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the most interesting person
at this table.
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Shh.
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You don't have to "Shh" anymore.
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I know Jill's pregnant.
And you hate my hair.
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We don't hate it, we're just
afraid you were drinking again.
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Christy,
why don't you reach out
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to Jill and make up?
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I tried. You saw.
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I mean, how many times
do you have to apologize
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for telling somebody that
they're an entitled princess
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who has no clue
how to raise a child?
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I'm gonna go with 23.
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It's like when your friend
breaks up with a guy,
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and you tell her that you always
hated him and then
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they end up getting married.
What do you do?
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You show up, you throw rice,
you move on.
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Actually, you're not supposed
to throw rice anymore.
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The birds choke on it.
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Good, Wendy. You got the point
she was making.
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Christy, the baby train
is leaving the station.
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You need to hop on board.
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Hey, you got the hat for it.
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But why do I have to be
the one to apologize?
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She said I was a lousy mother.
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I've met your kids.
She's not wrong.
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What are you gonna do,
stay angry at Jill forever?
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Which forces us all
to choose sides.
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Choose sides?
You're my mother.
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Yeah, but she's got a lot
of money and I can be bought.
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♪
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Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Jill.
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Well, let's see,
things have been going
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pretty good the last few weeks.
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Um, finally finished the remodel
of my master bathroom,
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so my marble nightmare
is over.
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We all know how good
that feels.
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Let's see,
what else?
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Um...
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Oh, I can't keep a secret.
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I'm pregnant.
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I'm gonna have a baby!
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[applause, murmuring]
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It's a little early
to talk about it,
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but I'm just so thrilled
and I didn't want
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y'all thinking
I'm turning into a fatty.
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No.
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It's crazy how much
I love this little biscuit
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cooking inside me,
and I just can't wait for her
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to get here
and start loving me back.
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I'm gonna dress her up,
and take her on long walks,
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and play in the park...
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You realize she could be
talking about a Chihuahua.
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I'd be lying if I said doing
this on my own wasn't scary.
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But ever since
I've been sober,
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I've never
had to do anything alone.
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And I think it's gonna be
the same way with this.
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So... thank you.
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Oh!
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And spread the word--
baby bump, not muffin top.
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BRUCE: Would anyone
else like to share?
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I'll go.
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Hi. I'm Wendy, and
I'm an alcoholic...
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I'm really happy for you.ALL: Hi, Wendy.
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WENDY: I know I'm not supposed
to crosstalk, but...
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One down, 22 to go.
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♪
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What do you think?
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Oh, Jill, it's beautiful.
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This is nicer than my house.
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Well, I should hope so.
[scoffs]
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What's a nursery
without a crystal chandelier?
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I know, right?
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My daughter will never
have to know
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the horrors
of recessed lighting.
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[phone dinging]
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Oh, my stork alert.
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"Stork alert"?
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Yeah. It's this app
I signed up for.
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It sends me texts to tell me
about my baby's progress.
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Day 54-- she's a little bigger
than a blueberry.
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Hey, I had some of your babies
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on my Rice Krispies
this morning.
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Bonnie, just because
you think it,
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doesn't mean
you have to say it.
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Can you guess
what I'm thinking right now?
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It's okay, Marjorie.
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Nothing can bring me down.
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Look at me, I'm glowing,
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and I didn't even
get my peel this week.
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Since you're in such
a good mood,
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why don't you come
to my house Friday night,
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we're having a little party.
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Oh, we love parties.
Don't we, princess?
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Yeah, it's for
Christy's birthday.
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We're busy.
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She's hating for two, now.
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Come on, Jill.
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You guys have been
best friends for so long.
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Yeah, well, not anymore.
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Friends support each other.
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As far as I'm concerned,
she's dead to me.
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And when someone's dead to me,
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I don't go to their
birthday parties,
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because, you know, they're dead.
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♪
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♪ We are never, ever
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♪ Ever getting back together
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Hey!
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Sorry, you're making
my teeth hurt.
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Come on, help me
with these balloons.
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I was better at karaoke
when I was drinking.
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I wasn't there,
but no you weren't.
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Oh, God. Surprise!
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Calm down, it's just me.
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[helium voice]: Welcome
to the party, Marjorie!
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Ready to get freaky?
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Lovely. I made
my German chocolate cake.
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Christy's gonna be
so excited!
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[phone ringing]
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It's Jill.
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Oh, I hope she changed
her mind about coming.
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Hi, honey, what's going on?
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If you ever want to tie
something to your ankle
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when you jump off a bridge...
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♪
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Oh, my God, you guys!
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You guys?
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Hello?
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Ugh...
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BONNIE: Yeah. Christy?Mom, it's me.
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What's going on?
Where is everybody?
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Oh honey, I'm sorry.
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We had to run over to Jill's.
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I've got really bad news.
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What happened?
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She lost the baby.
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[sighs]
She won't eat.
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Did she see I put bacon on it?I don't know.
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Well, all right, give it here.
I'll eat it.
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It's a sin to waste bacon.
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This is just heartbreaking.
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It is.
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But Jill's been through
a lot in her life,
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she'll get through this.
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And she'll get through it sober.
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It's kind of a shame.
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The doctor gave her
some quality narcotics.
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"Kind of a shame"?
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Yeah, she can't take 'em
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and you won't let me sell 'em.
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Right?
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Eat your bacon.
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CHRISTY:
Hello? Mom? Anybody?
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In here.
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How's she doing?
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Not good.
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What happened?
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Apparently she had
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a routine checkup
with her doctor,
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and they couldn't
find the heartbeat.
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I want to see her.
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I don't know if
that's a good idea.
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Mom, we had a fight.
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Friends fight sometimes.
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I'll bring her some tea.
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That's mine, but okay.
263
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,350
[knocks on door]
264
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,875
Hey, can I come in?
265
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,659
What are you doing here?
266
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,096
I'm your friend.
I love you.
267
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,794
Just go away.
268
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:24,058
Jill, please,
just give me a minute.
269
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,539
I brought tea.
270
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,193
I don't want tea.
271
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,456
Okay, well, I'll just put--
272
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,676
are you a coaster person?
273
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,287
Just put it down.
274
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,294
I want you to know
how sorry I am.
275
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,166
Why would you be sorry?
276
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,081
You didn't want me to have
this baby in the first place.
277
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,952
Well, you win.
278
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,258
Oh, my God, Jill.
279
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,955
I would never
want this to happen.
280
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,914
Just get out.
281
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,524
Jill, please.
282
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,787
JILL:
Get out!
283
00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,703
I can't tell her "I told you
so," but you guys know.
284
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,102
She hates me.
285
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,408
Honey, she's just
been through a lot
286
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,541
and she's taking
it out on you.
287
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,936
Why don't you go home,
give her some space?
288
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,720
We're gonna stay
and keep an eye on her.
289
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,679
Okay.
290
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,289
Call me if you need anything.
291
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,638
Actually,
since you're going home,
292
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,292
could you bring back
my swimsuit?
293
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,815
Are you kidding?
294
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,251
You're right,
I can swim naked.
295
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,513
It's just us gals.
296
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,694
That is the saddest
birthday ever.
297
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:35,999
For Christy?
298
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,132
Not even top five.
299
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,700
♪
300
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,832
Hi, I'm Christy,
I'm an alcoholic.
301
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,660
ALL:
Hi, Christy.
302
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,358
I don't usually go
to midnight meetings.
303
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,752
I'm usually asleep.
304
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:58,108
Nice to know
you can do both.
305
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:02,243
Thing is I don't even want
to be here right now.
306
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,767
I'd rather be comforting my
friend who's in a lot of pain,
307
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,943
but she doesn't want me around
308
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,337
'cause I told her the truth.
309
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,690
Well, I thought
it was the truth.
310
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,478
I guess it might've
just been my opinion.
311
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,005
[quiet laugh]
312
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,572
Oh, God.
313
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,314
I've turned into that
obnoxious sober person
314
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,361
who tells everybody
how to live their life.
315
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,319
Meanwhile I'm wearing
this stupid hat
316
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,757
'cause I thought I could
give myself a haircut.
317
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,979
Anyway, it's my birthday
318
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,807
and if anybody's hungry,
319
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:48,202
there's 25 pounds of
German chocolate brick
320
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,552
on the table.
321
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,597
Thanks.
322
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,556
Don't clap,
I don't want to wake him.
323
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,958
Hey.
324
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,916
Hey.
325
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,831
Should you be out of bed?
326
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,442
No, but...
327
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,403
I wanted to try being sad
in another room.
328
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,361
What you doing?
329
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,189
Just having a late night snack.
330
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,888
I wasn't even hungry,
331
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:25,326
but I saw you had the
rib eye and the indoor grill.
332
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,373
What's that?Oh.
333
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,680
Some folks from
the meeting sent it
334
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,116
to congratulate you.
335
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,512
Let me just make it go... away.
336
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:41,777
There, it's gone.
337
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,562
Why'd I tell everyone
at the meeting I was pregnant?
338
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,955
It's okay.
339
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,261
You were excited.
340
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:50,481
But now everybody's
gonna want to hug me,
341
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:54,137
and tell me how their sister or
their cousin had a miscarriage.
342
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,618
Yeah, well, that's the
problem with support groups.
343
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,968
People will try
to support you.
344
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,319
Everybody's gonna be thinking,
345
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,756
"Oh, poor Jill,
she has perfect cheek bones,
346
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,716
but she'll never be a mom."
347
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,978
Why never?
348
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,285
I don't know.
349
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,461
Doesn't seem like
it's in the cards.
350
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,117
I just keep feeling
like I'm being punished
351
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,945
for all the things
I did wrong in my life.
352
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,512
Oh, come on, if you had to be
a good person to have a baby,
353
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,818
I wouldn't have Christy.
354
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,953
Can we not talk about
her right now?
355
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,607
Of course.
356
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,742
But one thing.
357
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,875
I know she really hurt
your feelings when she said
358
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,398
you might not make
the best mother,
359
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,704
but that wasn't about you.
360
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,793
It was about me.
361
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,665
Really?
362
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,754
I mean, in case you haven't been
listening the past few years,
363
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,409
I was a really lousy mother.
364
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,803
So, what, she gets
to take it out on me?
365
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,371
Oh, she takes it
out on everyone.
366
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,851
We were at the movies once,
367
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,592
and she flipped out on
a mom who bought her kid
368
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,072
one of those giant sodas.
369
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:02,423
That's bad?
Apparently.
370
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:11,693
Maybe the reason
that I was so upset is...
371
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:15,044
there's a little part of me
that's afraid she was right.
372
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,527
She doesn't know.
373
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,051
I grew up bouncing from
one foster home to another.
374
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,966
I thought anyone who
didn't smack me around
375
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,707
was mother of the year.
376
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,057
Oh, my God.
377
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,668
The only thing I know
for sure is that
378
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:34,542
if you had a baby, you
would love it like crazy.
379
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,978
And that's all that matters.
380
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,504
[chuckles]
381
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,245
[Jill sniffles]
382
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,683
[crying]: When did you become
the strong, supportive one?
383
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,340
Meat gives me strength.
384
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:54,040
♪
385
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,868
You sure you won't come down
and have breakfast with us?
386
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:57,869
I'm okay.
387
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:58,914
Bonnie grilled me up
388
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,089
some sea bass last night.
389
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,136
Hi.
390
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,834
It's me, your favorite person.
391
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,054
Hi.
392
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,229
Can I come in?
393
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,972
Yeah, sure.
394
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,976
I'll go see if Bonnie's
out of the pool.
395
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,281
She's not.
396
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:22,503
You might want to
bring her a robe.
397
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:28,726
I hope you understand
when I said the things I said,
398
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,164
it was because you were
in a dark place,
399
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,122
and I was worried you were
trying to get pregnant
400
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,558
for the wrong reasons.
401
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,823
But I never should've said
402
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,956
you weren't cut out
to be a mother.
403
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,131
I'm sorry.
404
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,440
I had no right to tell you
how to live your life.
405
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,270
Thank you.
406
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,447
And I really miss
being your friend.
407
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,754
I miss you, too.
408
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,105
[phone chimes]
409
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,635
It's my baby app.
410
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,377
Today would've been day 57.
411
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,335
Oh.[Jill sobs]
412
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,087
Sorry I'm late.
It's okay.
413
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,175
How'd it go at the doctor's?
414
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,785
Fine, he said that I could
415
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,831
start trying to get pregnant
again if I want to.
416
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,180
Oh, that's great news.
417
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,095
Jill, I would really love
another chance
418
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,879
to be your pregnancy partner.
419
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,751
That's sweet, but no.
420
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,144
I thought we were good.
421
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,580
We are.
422
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,538
I've just decided
not to try again.
423
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,627
You don't want to
be a mom anymore?
424
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,108
No, I do, but, um...
425
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,980
I think I'm gonna
do it another way.
426
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,982
I'm gonna foster a child.
427
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,549
Jill, that's wonderful.
428
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,073
I love that.
Really?
That's great.
429
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,683
Yeah, well,
Bonnie was telling me
430
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,119
about what a rough time she had
431
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,381
and how there's all these kids
432
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,383
who bounce around the system.
433
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,472
And I can't think
of anything better
434
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,258
than to be able to give
one of them a good home.
435
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,129
That's gonna be one lucky kid.
436
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,132
Hold up, just to be clear,
437
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,742
something I said
438
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,136
changed the course
of your life for the better?
439
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,834
Yeah, feels like it.
440
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,141
Are you listening to this?
441
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,360
I heard.
442
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,057
So we all agree,
443
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,319
I'm our new leader.
444
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,843
[Jill laughs]
445
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,628
First order of business,
446
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,065
what are we gonna do
about Christy's hair?
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