All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [Pn5gSuZOFt8] When Porn Was Amazing 29 (360)

It's not easy to do it in the front seat
of a car. Let's give them a hand.

You don't have to come in here, Lisa.

Take the truck back to the apartment.

I'll catch a bus and be home about
sunrise.

Yeah, that was last week. This week it's
25 bucks.

Hey, maybe next week it'll be 30. You're
not that kid that ate one of my girl's

shoes, are you?

Anything special like that costs extra.

Is that the best job you could get?

It's just till we get a few bucks
together.

Then I'll get a decent job, some new
clothes.

I learned that disco dancing you like so
much.

They got lots of nice discos in this
city.

Andrew, you gotta promise me we'll never
go back to that smelly old dairy farm.

I promise.

Now you go on home.

I don't want to be late my first night.

Hey, Eunice? Yeah, she's working today.

What's your room, ma 'am? Never mind,
Eunice. Today's Wednesday.

Good evening.

How are you?

Start by washing those dirty dishes back
there and then mop up the place.

Yes, ma 'am.

Deal's a deal.

You use the phone in return, I get units
on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

And I don't give a shit if none of you
stand a sight of me.

Hey, how many times am I going to tell
you, Tony? Eunice loves you.

Now, shut up. I'm trying to conduct
business here. I saw her dealing up that

fucking strip dancer at the Blue Moon
Club.

Yeah, they were going to the fire escape
in the alley. Now, you want to fire

Eunice or you want her to strike you?

Hey, I got a nomad to set the price.

Come on.

Come on, nothing to be ashamed of.
Sitting on the bar showing some drunk

pussy, that's not dancing low class,
cunt.

Copsucker, nah.

Hey, hey, talk. What are you doing? Did
you kill somebody?

You know, you're right. You can't stand
the fucking sight of these slimy, greasy

cunt psych.

Look at you. You stink.

You don't even go in this fucking place
to use the phone.

Look at you. Your hair stinks.

Your clothes stink.

Your face stinks.

I don't care. I get her because it's
Wednesday.

What about Hollywood? You spanking
freaks, too.

You know, it'll be 50 bucks in advance
because I'm coming over to collect.

And you supply the hairbrush.

Damn cop.

Said he'd run me in unless I gave him a
blowjob. Well, I gave him this hat pin

right in his nose.

The druggist is patching him up right
now. If that cop catches me, he'll

kill me for sure.

I'm Eunice. What's your name?

I'm Andrew. I just started working here
tonight.

My usual street price is $25.

But since you work here, and I like you,
you get my super deluxe top -of -the

-line special for a mere $15.

Where the shit were you? Out there with
that fucking Dantler? That was business,

honey. You're rolling garbage and become
garbage.

Who are you calling garbage?

I'm calling you garbage.

I helped you, sir.

Amber.

Anything to drink, sir? No.

Yes, sir.

This isn't a pad, man. It's a fucking
dump.

Yeah, it's fucking gross.

My old man's a dishwasher.

Oh, fucking bummer. Loser.

Can't even dance.

He's last, man. Fucking last.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That was delicious.

Thank you.

You're fired, you fucking asshole.

Thank you.

you

I don't believe it.

Hey, man, you must be a fucking
dishwasher.

He doesn't fucking believe it. Well, he
better fucking believe it, because he's

a little farm to work to, and he can't
put him forth. I don't believe it.

And you're going to pay through the
nose.

Know why?

Because you're a schmuck. A fucking
schmuck.

Lisa's crazy asking me for this much
support. She knows I haven't got it.

It doesn't hurt her to ask.

$70 a week for groceries.

$19 a week for God knows what. $8 for
stocking. $6 for personal hygiene.

What's that supposed to mean? Something
like that.

She's crazy.

How much do I have to pay you for
representing?

I get $75 an hour.

And you're crazy too.

Look, if it's costing me $15 or $20 just
to walk a couple of blocks with you, I

can walk by myself.

I haven't got $15. Doesn't anybody
understand that?

Hey, listen, do you want to know what I
got?

It's in my pocket right now. I got $4
.08.

That's four signals, three pennies, and
a damn nickel.

I've been wearing the same shirt, pants,
and underwear for the past ten days. I

wash them and me in a bucket every
night.

And I live in the back of my pickup
truck, which is living on borrowed time.

The judge won't give her anything.

You haven't been married long enough.

That's a hope, not a promise.

Look, I have a lunch date with my friend
Gloria at that restaurant across the

street. I can't talk to you.

That's a pretty expensive brush off, you
know.

Oh, what the hell? I can't pay you
anyway. I'll get you a job with her

Time to drive.

Are you still here? I told you, Miss
Hathaway is much too busy, and I've got

get to the bank.

I understand.

What is it?

Miss Hathaway? Yes?

I'm Andrew Buran from the Good Earth
Encyclopedia Company.

Another encyclopedia company?

You've got to be kidding. I told them
how busy you were.

They just trained me this morning in the
unique benefits of the Good Earth

Encyclopedia. Only take ten minutes to
show you.

You've got two minutes, but I can't stop
what I'm doing.

I wish that we could go to your office
so I could spread out my display sheets

on your desk, like I've been trained.

You'll have to talk to me while I'm
checking these barrels.

I would like to impress upon you the
history of the Good World Encyclopedia.

Sorry to have taken up your time like
this.

Wait, just a minute. You can't go into
the street with your jacket soiled that

way. Let me have it. Give it to me.

They

come

every day.

Trying to sell me things.

Their slick patronizing manner makes me
ill. They smile through their teeth.

But you...

You're so vulnerable.

I feel some fear.

It's a failure.

No.

You're a man.

I want your ball.

Mmm, such noble balls.

I'm the buyer for a national chain of
liquor stores.

And if you'll come by personally once a
week, we'll see how many liquor stores

we can put your encyclopedias in.

What a liquor store, one with
encyclopedias.

Who cares?

We'll give him away his fucking prizes.

Is it a deal?

Yeah, it's a deal.

Best salesman couldn't sell half the
way.

This guy, Boran, does it in just one
visit.

I don't know what his magic is, but who
cares?

He's got it.

exclusive contract.

I've got a good body and I'll use it if
I have to.

Who is it?

Gloria!

Andrew. Thank goodness I found you.

Oh, Andrew, the news is so wonderful.

I pulled your application this morning.

The address shows only Route 74 north of
the lake.

It's not very specific.

It's all I could afford.

I've decided to make you an account
executive.

It's a Hathaway sale that did it. You
can't waste your talents knocking on

doors. From now on, they deal with you
by appointment.

Sounds important.

First, I must tell you, the regular 10 %
commission does not apply to account

executives.

Now you get 5 % because of the volume
potential.

The other 5 % goes to your sales
manager, and it's naturally retroactive.

Who's my sales manager? I am, and I'll
be worth it to you ten times over. You

just sign this employment contract, and
we're on our way.

He's not going to sign.

Well it looks like I'll have to use my
body.

the smell of my coat.

I came here to take advantage of you, to
get you out of your commission.

You fucked me so good, turned me
completely around.

I feel like a woman and I love it.

You keep the commission, Andrew.

I just want to help you and guide you,
okay?

Andrew, you look great.

Here's a $100 cash advance.

The clothes and the haircut, that comes
to $367 .13.

You can pay me back out of your first
commission check.

Well, let's get back to the office. I
want you to meet the other employees.

This is the stock and shipping
department.

Miss Johns, Miss Anderson, meet Mr.
Buran.

How do you do?

Looks like a new suit.

Oh, it is.

We got books coming out of our asses. If
you don't appreciate your job, Miss

Johns, then there are people waiting in
line who would.

We got books in the locker room, books
in the toilet.

A temporary situation.

Mr. Buran is a super salesman.

Well, I have an appointment. Check with
me later, Andrew.

Yes, miss.

Ms. Linton.

Ms., Ms., Ms. What's all this Ms. stuff?

Just call me Salome.

Hi, I'm Tish.

Hello, Tish. Salome.

I'm Andrew.

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought I'd help you girls out.

Until Miss Lytton sets up an appointment
for me, I have nothing to do.

Oh, no salesman ever did that before.

Well, what can I do?

Well, you can take the books from that
big pile over there and make little

over there.

Okay.

Oh, your new suit.

That's okay. I got a needle in the
thread out of the crock. No, that's

work. Come on in the back. I'll fix you
good as new. You're lucky it's only on

the seam.

Come on.

Oh, Tish, have you ever heard of a man
ripping his pants before?

Honestly, we're roommates.

She's such a kid sometimes.

Don't know what to do with her.

Give me your pants.

Don't tell me I'm dealing with two kids.

Come on, I've got to sew them from the
inside.

So warm.

Thank you.

I've waited for this.

I love it.

Kiss it, Tish. It wants you to kiss it.

And lick it.

And suck it.

This is what it's all about, Tish.

Big.

Hard.

Cock.

Oh, I love it.

Open wide and suck it, Tish.

Take the top of it all the way down your
throat.

No time to be frail now, Tish.

Get it now.

Just allow me a moment or so.

Well, I ain't waiting.

Salome. I'm going to suck it, Salome.
Right?

Will you stop blowing that fucking
thing?

I suppose you fucked Hathaway, too.

Did you?

Yes.

Why don't you quit worrying about who
fucks who around here? We've got an

injured person here. Why don't you help
me get her to a doctor?

You two are fired.

Fired, my ass.

You'll never get anyone else to work in
this shit house, and you know it. Well,

you're just jealous because we've had a
little cock.

Jealous? I've had all that cock he's
able to give.

Oh, yeah? Don't let these fancy clothes
and proper English fool you. I could

fuck an arm. Oh, yeah?

I've had his thing so far into my cunt,
it's lucky I didn't get brain damage.

Oh, yeah?

I drank enough of his nut juice to brown
a fucking whale.

Oh, yeah?

And there's one other thing.

I've got that cock under contract.

And it's going to plow us all the way to
the top of the New York Stock Exchange.

We'll need an entire building just to
handle the shipping. A dozen shipping

clerks. And you'll be in charge of it,
Salome. Oh, yeah?

I can understand Salome. She'd fuck a
snail.

But Tish?

Frightened little Tish? And Hathaway?

It took magic to get to them.

There's no magic.

Do you ever think about fucking him? No.

Would you ever fuck him? No.

I wish I had your good sense.

Look at him. He'll fuck the meat clerk
and get the chicken free.

Gloria, you're making too much of this.

We'll have a nice home -cooked meal.

A little wine, and we'll forget it.

He gets anything he wants with his dick.

With his dick.

Gloria.

Rita,

I have a salesman that'll change all
that, and I'll make a deal with you.

If you're still not convinced, I will
never mention the word encyclopedia

But if you are convinced, we're talking
about a firm order. No surveys or

trials.

Oh, I'm awfully busy right now. I can't
really talk.

Do you suppose that you could come to my
cabin, by the way?

Don't leave until I get there, Rita.

Right away.

You like fast action, don't you?

Yes, I do.

Then that's what you'll get. See ya.

I'm leaving that son of a bitch Andrew
in your hands tonight. Wait a minute.

Listen, you have a comfortable couch.
Make sure he gets a good dinner and

of sleep. I'm an attorney, not
nursemaid, Dr. Dodd.

There's no one else I can trust.

Besides, you want to keep my business,
don't you?

Tonight we'll start with raw oysters and
then kidney sauté. I can't cook that.

You have a cookbook, don't you? I never
even bothered to read it.

Nothing to it.

Delicious, Andrew, and lots of protein.

A little wine, a little coffee.

We will pick up a carrot cake. I'm sorry
I can't have dinner with you and Luana

this evening, because I'll be setting up
an appointment for you tomorrow morning

with Rita Sondegard.

Close the sale with her, and our
products will be carried in all

supermarkets. Think of only two things,
Andrew. The commission and a flat $1

,000 bonus if you make the sale.

$1 ,000?

Cash, in front, the minute Rita
Sondegard signs the order.

You'll stay at Luana's tonight.

Don't forget to wash your shirt. Luana
will press it for you.

None of this is necessary. I'll find a
place to stay. I insist on it. Rita

Sondergaard is an attractive woman.
Making it with her would be very

Making what?

The sale, of course. Isn't that what you
do so well?

Well, here.

This should cover the groceries.

I'll call you tonight.

About the appointment for tomorrow.

Congratulations. You've got a long way
on your $4 .08.

You're not doing so bad yourself.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, you're suggesting I'm some sort of
prostitute with that $4 .08 from her.

Well, counselor, so are you. So am I?
That's right.

A prostitute? Yes. Me?

Yes. Me?

Excuse me, Miss Luton.

Miss Sondergaard's going to be tied up
for the next 20 minutes. Would you mind

waiting? No, I don't mind.

Can I get you a coffee, something cold
to drink?

No, no thank you.

Well, excuse me then.

So simple.

Be rich.

Rich.

Rita's been too busy making money to
enjoy sex.

And Andrew will turn her on.

I'm going to run now. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You want to suck my ass?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You want to suck it?

Come here.

I want you to suck it.

I want you to put it in my ass now.

Yeah, put it in my ass.

Come on, put it in deep.

Oh, it's big, but it's so big.

Come on. Yeah, come on, suck it.

Suck it.

Oh, yeah.

Put it down deep.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh,

fuck, you know that?

Oh. Not that cock, Rita.

I just thought...

Yeah? Fuck it.

Fuck it's so good.

Yeah?

You know you're all big enough.

I love it. Yeah, I love all your tricks.

Yeah.

You make it so hot.

uh -huh um come all over me i

want you all to come on me

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

Remarkable.

From the garden scene.

Okay, now let's talk business.

I'm no prostitute.

Four years through law school, working
as a pizza waitress, not to mention two

years of junior college. I'm only trying
to survive.

Mind your manners.

They'll go name college dwellers who are
just trying to do the same thing. I

don't sell my body.

You sell your mind, and that's worse.

Gloria wants me to cook?

All right, I'll cook.

Eat this, Gloria Denny.

To the kidney sauté.

Guaranteed to make you get it up in the
morning.

Thank you.

Into a life of deception, hypocrisy, and
money. Well, if that's the case,

Counselor, you'd better have some
yourself.

What happened to the deception?

It blew up. And money.

Oh, my God.

Look at everything.

Your pants.

I'll have to have them cleaned by
tomorrow.

Look, take them off and I'll... No, no,
no.

First Salome, then Hathaway.

They all want to clean my clothes. From
now on, I'm going to clean my own

clothes.

All right.

I'll let you clean them yourself.

I'm sorry about calling you a
prostitute. I was all wrong about you.

I'm sorry about what I said.

Well, there's one thing for sure.

What's that?

You and I, we're both alike.

This woman sure fooled me.

She didn't even look like a woman at
first. Now, my God, she gets me hot.

I love Big Tits. The clothes she wears.

She hides them.

Oh, I'd love to fuck her.

Cock is so hard.

Oh, I love her smell.

Can't get enough of her.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Luana.

Luana.

Oh, you're making me cum.

Tomorrow you'll go back to Gloria.

I have this terrible feeling I'll never
see you again.

I would like to introduce Mr. Andrew
Buran.

Andrew, you certainly don't intend to
demonstrate the product here, do you?

It only takes a minute.

We should have privacy.

You'll notice that this display makes
our product look complicated, stuffy,

a legal library.

No supermarket shopper in his right mind
will look at this display for more than

two seconds.

Go on.

The volumes themselves, however... are
prepared in an easy yet informative

style.

Change the sales campaign to a single
book on a stand.

Open, so the customer can flip through
the pages and see the ease of it.

And above the book, a sign reading, the
simple facts.

I like it.

How about you, David?

I like it too.

Andrew, don't just walk away like that.

I quit, Miss Litton.

But you just made an important sale.

Miss Fluke, I'll drop by your office to
pick up my commission.