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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,550 Wow, look at that. It's a day of the 2 00:00:02,550 --> 00:00:02,560 Wow, look at that. It's a day of the 3 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,910 Wow, look at that. It's a day of the week, which means again, America is the 4 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:05,920 week, which means again, America is the 5 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,150 week, which means again, America is the world's punching bag. Well, guess what? 6 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:08,160 world's punching bag. Well, guess what? 7 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,830 world's punching bag. Well, guess what? Other countries, you guys aren't so 8 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:09,840 Other countries, you guys aren't so 9 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,549 Other countries, you guys aren't so perfect either. Okay, 10 00:00:12,549 --> 00:00:12,559 perfect either. Okay, 11 00:00:12,559 --> 00:00:14,230 perfect either. Okay, just look at Mexico City, the most 12 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:14,240 just look at Mexico City, the most 13 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,269 just look at Mexico City, the most creatively named city in Mexico. 14 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:17,279 creatively named city in Mexico. 15 00:00:17,279 --> 00:00:19,349 creatively named city in Mexico. They have a pretty big problem. And I'm 16 00:00:19,349 --> 00:00:19,359 They have a pretty big problem. And I'm 17 00:00:19,359 --> 00:00:21,189 They have a pretty big problem. And I'm not just talking about Americans trying 18 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:21,199 not just talking about Americans trying 19 00:00:21,199 --> 00:00:24,710 not just talking about Americans trying to pronounce. 20 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:24,720 21 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,429 >> Mexico City is sinking so quickly, you 22 00:00:27,429 --> 00:00:27,439 >> Mexico City is sinking so quickly, you 23 00:00:27,439 --> 00:00:30,230 >> Mexico City is sinking so quickly, you can see the change from space. According 24 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:30,240 can see the change from space. According 25 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,190 can see the change from space. According to NASA data, the city is sinking nearly 26 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:33,200 to NASA data, the city is sinking nearly 27 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,750 to NASA data, the city is sinking nearly 10 in a year. This has been happening 28 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:35,760 10 in a year. This has been happening 29 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,910 10 in a year. This has been happening for the past century, and that's why 30 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:37,920 for the past century, and that's why 31 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,590 for the past century, and that's why older buildings and monuments tilt. 32 00:00:41,590 --> 00:00:41,600 older buildings and monuments tilt. 33 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,549 older buildings and monuments tilt. Wow. They're sinking 10 in a year, as 34 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:44,559 Wow. They're sinking 10 in a year, as 35 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:49,110 Wow. They're sinking 10 in a year, as they say in Mexico City. Oh, no. 36 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:49,120 they say in Mexico City. Oh, no. 37 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,869 they say in Mexico City. Oh, no. Wow. We've we've really gentrified that 38 00:00:50,869 --> 00:00:50,879 Wow. We've we've really gentrified that 39 00:00:50,879 --> 00:00:53,590 Wow. We've we've really gentrified that place, you guys. Um, now, on one hand, 40 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:53,600 place, you guys. Um, now, on one hand, 41 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,830 place, you guys. Um, now, on one hand, this is terrible news. On the other, it 42 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:55,840 this is terrible news. On the other, it 43 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,270 this is terrible news. On the other, it is kind of fun to think that instead of 44 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:57,280 is kind of fun to think that instead of 45 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,790 is kind of fun to think that instead of flying to Mexico City, we'll soon be 46 00:00:58,790 --> 00:00:58,800 flying to Mexico City, we'll soon be 47 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,110 flying to Mexico City, we'll soon be able to zipline there. 48 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:01,120 able to zipline there. 49 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,670 able to zipline there. The point is, Mexico, I know losing 10 50 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:03,680 The point is, Mexico, I know losing 10 51 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,670 The point is, Mexico, I know losing 10 inches a year might seem fast, but I've 52 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:05,680 inches a year might seem fast, but I've 53 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,390 inches a year might seem fast, but I've seen 8 in disappear like that. Happy 54 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:08,400 seen 8 in disappear like that. Happy 55 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,910 seen 8 in disappear like that. Happy Pride. Um, 56 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:13,920 57 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:17,109 so sure, America's infrastructure might 58 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:17,119 so sure, America's infrastructure might 59 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,789 so sure, America's infrastructure might be crumbling and our bridges are too 60 00:01:18,789 --> 00:01:18,799 be crumbling and our bridges are too 61 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:21,190 be crumbling and our bridges are too dangerous to drive on, but at least our 62 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:21,200 dangerous to drive on, but at least our 63 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,030 dangerous to drive on, but at least our capital isn't deflating like a divorced 64 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:23,040 capital isn't deflating like a divorced 65 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,950 capital isn't deflating like a divorced dad's air mattress. So, loento Mexico. 66 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:26,960 dad's air mattress. So, loento Mexico. 67 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:35,910 dad's air mattress. So, loento Mexico. But that is so not our problem. 68 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:35,920 69 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,590 Now, LET'S MOVE ON TO FRANCE, UH, where 70 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:39,600 Now, LET'S MOVE ON TO FRANCE, UH, where 71 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,590 Now, LET'S MOVE ON TO FRANCE, UH, where everyone, and I mean everyone, is 72 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:41,600 everyone, and I mean everyone, is 73 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,350 everyone, and I mean everyone, is throwing back a rosé. 74 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:43,360 throwing back a rosé. 75 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,270 throwing back a rosé. >> Police in rural France issued a warning 76 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:45,280 >> Police in rural France issued a warning 77 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,630 >> Police in rural France issued a warning to drivers. Be on the lookout for drunk 78 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:48,640 to drivers. Be on the lookout for drunk 79 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,870 to drivers. Be on the lookout for drunk deer. It happens when they eat fermented 80 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:50,880 deer. It happens when they eat fermented 81 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,190 deer. It happens when they eat fermented fruits or as police call it a forest 82 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:53,200 fruits or as police call it a forest 83 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,469 fruits or as police call it a forest paratif. Police posted a video alongside 84 00:01:56,469 --> 00:01:56,479 paratif. Police posted a video alongside 85 00:01:56,479 --> 00:01:58,870 paratif. Police posted a video alongside their warning showing a deer moving in 86 00:01:58,870 --> 00:01:58,880 their warning showing a deer moving in 87 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,190 their warning showing a deer moving in unpredictable circles and warned that 88 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:01,200 unpredictable circles and warned that 89 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,030 unpredictable circles and warned that the unpredictability can cause danger. 90 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:05,040 the unpredictability can cause danger. 91 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,749 the unpredictability can cause danger. >> Okay, give Bambi a break. You would 92 00:02:07,749 --> 00:02:07,759 >> Okay, give Bambi a break. You would 93 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:12,710 >> Okay, give Bambi a break. You would drink too if your mom was murdered. 94 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:12,720 95 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,309 Also, are you sorry about the the 96 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:14,319 Also, are you sorry about the the 97 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:18,390 Also, are you sorry about the the cartoon deer? It was 80 years ago. Also, 98 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:18,400 cartoon deer? It was 80 years ago. Also, 99 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,070 cartoon deer? It was 80 years ago. Also, are we sure that that deer is even 100 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:20,080 are we sure that that deer is even 101 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,589 are we sure that that deer is even drunk? I mean, my first thought is 102 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:21,599 drunk? I mean, my first thought is 103 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:25,430 drunk? I mean, my first thought is Molly. Happy Pride. But 104 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:25,440 Molly. Happy Pride. But 105 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,830 Molly. Happy Pride. But this is why Americans carry guns. In 106 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:27,840 this is why Americans carry guns. In 107 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,670 this is why Americans carry guns. In case a deer shows up to your house 108 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:29,680 case a deer shows up to your house 109 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,350 case a deer shows up to your house drunk, asking to borrow money again. 110 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:33,360 drunk, asking to borrow money again. 111 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,509 drunk, asking to borrow money again. So, sure, our animals are fully over the 112 00:02:35,509 --> 00:02:35,519 So, sure, our animals are fully over the 113 00:02:35,519 --> 00:02:37,190 So, sure, our animals are fully over the legal limit for synthetic hormones. But 114 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:37,200 legal limit for synthetic hormones. But 115 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,790 legal limit for synthetic hormones. But at least they can walk in a straight 116 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:38,800 at least they can walk in a straight 117 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,589 at least they can walk in a straight line to the slaughter house. 118 00:02:41,589 --> 00:02:41,599 line to the slaughter house. 119 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:44,470 line to the slaughter house. Sorry, France, but drunk deer are so not 120 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:44,480 Sorry, France, but drunk deer are so not 121 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:51,350 Sorry, France, but drunk deer are so not our problem. 122 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:51,360 123 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,270 And don't think I forgot about you, Hong 124 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:53,280 And don't think I forgot about you, Hong 125 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,030 And don't think I forgot about you, Hong Kong. Here in America, we might be 126 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:55,040 Kong. Here in America, we might be 127 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,949 Kong. Here in America, we might be letting legalized gambling ruin our 128 00:02:56,949 --> 00:02:56,959 letting legalized gambling ruin our 129 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,229 letting legalized gambling ruin our democracy, but at least we're not 130 00:02:58,229 --> 00:02:58,239 democracy, but at least we're not 131 00:02:58,239 --> 00:03:00,949 democracy, but at least we're not gambling our life savings on furry toys. 132 00:03:00,949 --> 00:03:00,959 gambling our life savings on furry toys. 133 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,790 gambling our life savings on furry toys. >> Hong Kong's government is considering 134 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:02,800 >> Hong Kong's government is considering 135 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,790 >> Hong Kong's government is considering clamping down on claw machine and 136 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:04,800 clamping down on claw machine and 137 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,949 clamping down on claw machine and pinball operators due to the risk of 138 00:03:06,949 --> 00:03:06,959 pinball operators due to the risk of 139 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:08,470 pinball operators due to the risk of addiction. 140 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:08,480 addiction. 141 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,309 addiction. >> I spend $130 on claw games every week. I 142 00:03:12,309 --> 00:03:12,319 >> I spend $130 on claw games every week. I 143 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:13,750 >> I spend $130 on claw games every week. I thought my shop would be empty during 144 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:13,760 thought my shop would be empty during 145 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,910 thought my shop would be empty during the typhoon, but people still turned out 146 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:15,920 the typhoon, but people still turned out 147 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:22,070 the typhoon, but people still turned out to play claw machines. 148 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:22,080 149 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,589 >> Jesus Christ. You guys are playing with 150 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:23,599 >> Jesus Christ. You guys are playing with 151 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:26,630 >> Jesus Christ. You guys are playing with claw machines during a typhoon. 152 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:26,640 claw machines during a typhoon. 153 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,070 claw machines during a typhoon. God, imagine telling your children, 154 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:28,080 God, imagine telling your children, 155 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,949 God, imagine telling your children, "Your dad died doing what he loved, 156 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:30,959 "Your dad died doing what he loved, 157 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:34,550 "Your dad died doing what he loved, spending $800 trying to win a Pokemon." 158 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:34,560 spending $800 trying to win a Pokemon." 159 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,309 spending $800 trying to win a Pokemon." Look, Hong Kongers, there there's so 160 00:03:36,309 --> 00:03:36,319 Look, Hong Kongers, there there's so 161 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:37,670 Look, Hong Kongers, there there's so many other things you could do with your 162 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:37,680 many other things you could do with your 163 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,990 many other things you could do with your night. Go dancing, see a movie, get 164 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:40,000 night. Go dancing, see a movie, get 165 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,830 night. Go dancing, see a movie, get drunk, and paint a ceramic plate. 166 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:41,840 drunk, and paint a ceramic plate. 167 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,990 drunk, and paint a ceramic plate. Believe me, that is not addictive or 168 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:44,000 Believe me, that is not addictive or 169 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,830 Believe me, that is not addictive or fun. 170 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:45,840 fun. 171 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,070 fun. Also, you do know that you can just buy 172 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:48,080 Also, you do know that you can just buy 173 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,270 Also, you do know that you can just buy everything that's in the machine, right? 174 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:51,280 everything that's in the machine, right? 175 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,350 everything that's in the machine, right? When I go to Target to get a Tamagotchi, 176 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:53,360 When I go to Target to get a Tamagotchi, 177 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,710 When I go to Target to get a Tamagotchi, I'm not reaching toward the shelves 178 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:54,720 I'm not reaching toward the shelves 179 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,710 I'm not reaching toward the shelves being LIKE, "I HOPE I GET IT. 180 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:58,720 being LIKE, "I HOPE I GET IT. 181 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:03,589 being LIKE, "I HOPE I GET IT. Oh my god, I can." 182 00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:03,599 183 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,350 What's even worse is that claw machines 184 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:05,360 What's even worse is that claw machines 185 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,270 What's even worse is that claw machines are like the most boring game to get 186 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:07,280 are like the most boring game to get 187 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,110 are like the most boring game to get addicted to. You just jiggle an arm and 188 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:09,120 addicted to. You just jiggle an arm and 189 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,030 addicted to. You just jiggle an arm and press a button. God, it's like 190 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:11,040 press a button. God, it's like 191 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,470 press a button. God, it's like pleasuring a beautiful woman. Happy 192 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:12,480 pleasuring a beautiful woman. Happy 193 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,229 pleasuring a beautiful woman. Happy Pride. But 194 00:04:16,229 --> 00:04:16,239 Pride. But 195 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,949 Pride. But so yeah, America's gambling problem 196 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:18,959 so yeah, America's gambling problem 197 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,469 so yeah, America's gambling problem might be ruining our society, but at 198 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:20,479 might be ruining our society, but at 199 00:04:20,479 --> 00:04:22,230 might be ruining our society, but at least we're losing all our money. 200 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:22,240 least we're losing all our money. 201 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,230 least we're losing all our money. Betting the Knicks will win it in four. 202 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:24,240 Betting the Knicks will win it in four. 203 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:36,390 Betting the Knicks will win it in four. Shut up. They still can. 204 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:36,400 205 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,230 So sorry Hong Kong, but your claw 206 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:38,240 So sorry Hong Kong, but your claw 207 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:46,070 So sorry Hong Kong, but your claw machine addiction is so not our problem. 208 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:46,080 209 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,230 >> And finally, America gets a lot of heat 210 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:48,240 >> And finally, America gets a lot of heat 211 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,390 >> And finally, America gets a lot of heat for its love of carbs. But hey, at least 212 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:50,400 for its love of carbs. But hey, at least 213 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,670 for its love of carbs. But hey, at least our bread is made from normal 214 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:51,680 our bread is made from normal 215 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,189 our bread is made from normal ingredients like processed sugar and 216 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:53,199 ingredients like processed sugar and 217 00:04:53,199 --> 00:04:55,430 ingredients like processed sugar and sawdust. 218 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:55,440 sawdust. 219 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,070 sawdust. But in Italy, not so much. Scientists 220 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:58,080 But in Italy, not so much. Scientists 221 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,629 But in Italy, not so much. Scientists have successfully baked sourdough using 222 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:00,639 have successfully baked sourdough using 223 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:03,510 have successfully baked sourdough using yeast taken from Otsi the Iceman, a 224 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:03,520 yeast taken from Otsi the Iceman, a 225 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,189 yeast taken from Otsi the Iceman, a 5,300year-old 226 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:05,199 5,300year-old 227 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:07,670 5,300year-old mummy discovered frozen in the Alps. 228 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:07,680 mummy discovered frozen in the Alps. 229 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,830 mummy discovered frozen in the Alps. Researchers found yeast inside of the 230 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:09,840 Researchers found yeast inside of the 231 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,150 Researchers found yeast inside of the ancient mummy's remains. After months of 232 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:12,160 ancient mummy's remains. After months of 233 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,150 ancient mummy's remains. After months of work, they managed to bring it back to 234 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:14,160 work, they managed to bring it back to 235 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,790 work, they managed to bring it back to life. The result, an allegedly tasty 236 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:16,800 life. The result, an allegedly tasty 237 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:22,310 life. The result, an allegedly tasty loaf of sourdough. 238 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:22,320 239 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,909 What does it say about Italian 240 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:23,919 What does it say about Italian 241 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:25,430 What does it say about Italian scientists that they find a dead body 242 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:25,440 scientists that they find a dead body 243 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,270 scientists that they find a dead body and immediately go, "How can we make a 244 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:27,280 and immediately go, "How can we make a 245 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:32,230 and immediately go, "How can we make a fkatcha?" 246 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:32,240 247 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,310 This is why I'm not an organ donor. I 248 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:34,320 This is why I'm not an organ donor. I 249 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,909 This is why I'm not an organ donor. I don't want a coroner looking at my dead 250 00:05:35,909 --> 00:05:35,919 don't want a coroner looking at my dead 251 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,590 don't want a coroner looking at my dead body and thinking, "Is it cake?" 252 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:39,600 body and thinking, "Is it cake?" 253 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,790 body and thinking, "Is it cake?" No. Could it be? 254 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:42,800 No. Could it be? 255 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,870 No. Could it be? Look, I've done extensive research into 256 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:44,880 Look, I've done extensive research into 257 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,790 Look, I've done extensive research into Egyptology, which means I have seen the 258 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:46,800 Egyptology, which means I have seen the 259 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,670 Egyptology, which means I have seen the mummy a bunch. And I don't think we 260 00:05:49,670 --> 00:05:49,680 mummy a bunch. And I don't think we 261 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,909 mummy a bunch. And I don't think we should be with mummies. We can only ask 262 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:51,919 should be with mummies. We can only ask 263 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,909 should be with mummies. We can only ask so much of Brendan Frasier. He just got 264 00:05:53,909 --> 00:05:53,919 so much of Brendan Frasier. He just got 265 00:05:53,919 --> 00:05:56,310 so much of Brendan Frasier. He just got his career back. 266 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:56,320 his career back. 267 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,469 his career back. So, you Italians have fun unleashing an 268 00:05:58,469 --> 00:05:58,479 So, you Italians have fun unleashing an 269 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:00,629 So, you Italians have fun unleashing an ancient evil upon the world, boiling our 270 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:00,639 ancient evil upon the world, boiling our 271 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:02,230 ancient evil upon the world, boiling our oceans, destroying our harvests, 272 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:02,240 oceans, destroying our harvests, 273 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,070 oceans, destroying our harvests, releasing scarabs into the air, and 274 00:06:04,070 --> 00:06:04,080 releasing scarabs into the air, and 275 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,430 releasing scarabs into the air, and putting an end to humanity as we know 276 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:05,440 putting an end to humanity as we know 277 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,629 putting an end to humanity as we know it. But that is actually that could be 278 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:08,639 it. But that is actually that could be 279 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:11,880 it. But that is actually that could be our problem. 24323